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Note: Due to CASA By-laws, the DSU Executive was limited from engaging in discussion until         Meagan Deuling, Asst. Arts Editor                                                                  business@dalgazette.com
March 13th (30 days after it informed CASA that a discussion about membership status would                     arts@dalgazette.com
                                                                                                                                                                                      Aaron Merchant, Business Manager
be coming forward to the DSU Council). For a full explanation of our proposal, we suggest                  Ian Froese, Sports Editor                                                         advertising@dalgazette.com
watching the video archive of the Council Meeting from March 13th, or contacting president@      Graeme Benjamin, Asst. Sports Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                         Isaac Green, Advertising Manager
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dsu.ca. The following provides a summary in the meantime:                                                                                                                                       advertising@dalgazette.com

• It’s time we think critically about our advocacy goals. This year’s DSU Executive is
unanimously proposing that we commission a 10 month review of our advocacy tactics
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membership from CASA entirely this would be voted on by student referendums during
next year’s election season.                                                                                                                        the fine print
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education is crippling for many within our generation, and the situation is getting worse.
CASA does not believe in tuition reductions, nor does it have a strong national vision for
the PSE sector.
                                                                                                                         BEST OF THE YEAR, 2012-2013
• It’s time we try something new. Many Student Unions across Canada (including McGill,           1) Dal hockey player speaks out on hazing penalty
UBC, Wilfred Laurier, Saskatchewan, etc) have reconsidered their membership within
                                                                                                    Henry Whitfield, Sports
CASA, realizing the need to engage in grassroots education and advocacy with students
and community partners to build a national movement around reinvesting in PSE. CASA is           2) Dal women's hockey pleads for reinstatement
not built for outreach and education campaigns but rather relies solely on meetings with            Henry Whitfield, Sports
political representatives. In the current political climate, politicians are not responding to   3) Dalhousie, women's hockey team disagree on hazing facts
our asks, no matter how much evidence is provided to them. We need to educate students
                                                                                                    Henry Whitfield, Sports
and communities at large to create a new political climate that will allow for the type of
transformative change that is needed.                                                            4) Swastikas shown at NSPIRG endorsed protest—Calum Agnew, News
                                                                                                 5) 2013 Most Eligible Tigers—Paula Sanderson, Sports
• There are some immediate opportunities to affect change. As we reconsider our
membership within CASA we want to invest resources where we know there is opportunity
for change. Over the next 12 months we will be in the midst of negotiating a new
provincial funding formula, a new framework for Quality standards, new policy surrounding
international students, and facing a provincial election as well. Moving to associate
membership will allow us additional resources to invest in research and campaigns
around these critical issues. In a time when our University is in a budget crisis, we must be
proactive in developing solutions that address our students’ needs.

• As an associate member we will still be able to participate in all CASA gatherings and still
receive information from the organization. CASA will continue its work regardless if we are
members and the DSU will still be able to continue meeting directly and independently with
our federal representatives locally. If it is determined by the review and referendum that
the DSU wishes to exit from CASA, we are happy to support our Association of Graduate
Students in pursuing independent membership in the organization. In the meantime, we
cannot continue blindly investing in an approach we know is not working. We need to test
out what is possible by investing more in internally-led efforts as we review our goals and
tactics for the long-term.

On March 27th, the DSU Council will be voting to change status within CASA to
“associate member” for 2013/14 and to commission a formal review of our advocacy
strategy. The meeting is open to the public at 6:30pm in room 303, and will be live
streamed and video archived on the DSU’s YouTube Channel. All are welcome and
encouraged to attend.

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                           A ritual of sorts
                  The moments of clarity in a world of chaos
Katrina Pyne                                  This year, I had the good fortune      of corrections is almost too valuable
Editor-in-Chief                             of using this almost-weekly editorial    for words, our exceptional copy edi-
                                            as my own personal writing therapy;      tor—and really just mentor for every-
The last Gazette issue of the year          much to the dismay of my friends         one—Torey Ellis.
has finally hit stands. Its soft grey       and family I’m sure, whose anecdotal        It’s a damn lucky journalist who
pages have been coated in warm ink,         presence will forever remain docu-       gets to work with these incredible
bundled tightly into packages and           mented in the Gazette archives.          individuals.
dropped at our various stands around        And so with this last small chunk of        This year more than ever we’ve
campus and the city.                        space on the inside cover that I will    tried to make the paper as interactive
   It’s an important issue for us. As       be granted as editor, I can’t help but   and accessible as possible. The for-
a staff we always think about how           reflect a little on our year here in     ever changing layout of both the print
our last issue will sit on stands for       room 312 nestled on the third floor of   edition and website is proof that our
the whole summer, staring down the          the SUB.                                 online team (Ethan Calof, Joelline
passersby as they lurk to and fro.            This year we've done our best to       Girouard) and art director (Jonathan
   So perhaps it seems peculiar to          remain faithful to our student voice,    Rotsztain) are constantly perfecting
end a year of such excitement with          to provide an open forum for issues      their crafts and our covers and pho-
a spirituality issue. It may be that it’s   on campus and within the city. From      tos are the brainchild of our cher-
our own way of giving an ode to the         the women’s hockey hazing scandal        ished ‘Mr. Perfectionist’ photo editor
many pleas to God that will inevitably      covered by our diligent sports team      (Chris Parent).
occur on the eve of so many exams.          (Ian Froese, Graeme Benjamin) to            But of course none of this could be
Or perhaps we thought it fitting, as        a thorough analysis of the Campus        possible without the complete dedi-                   Gazette staff: the best and the brightest. • • • Photo by Pau Balite
so many individuals use the summer          Master Plan crafted by our own news      cation of our business and advertis-
to pilgrim to the many corners of the       editors (Daniel Boltinsky, Calum         ing team (Pau Balite, Aaron Mer-            from my laptop keyboard to avoid             Cheers!
world to ‘find themselves’ or find sol-     Agnew), we’ve looked at the issues       chant) who have worked every corner         this inevitable gushing.
itude in the unique clarity that can        through our own ever-critical lens.      of this city to keep our little paper not      Thank you for the letters, the ideas,     —Katrina Pyne
only be achieved on a cool summer’s           Our team of always avant-garde         only afloat, but thriving.                  the support and most of all the criti-       Editor-in-chief 2012-13
eve beside the lake.                        arts editors (Andrew Mills, Meagan          So as our staff head out into the        cism, when we needed it. If you’re
   We each have our own rituals, be         Deuling) and our colourful creative      ‘real world’ once again, I feel com-        ever in need of a new Monday night
they spiritual—a prayer or medi-            editor (Ben Gallagher) have kept         pletely confident that we will return       ritual, we wholeheartedly welcome               Correction
tation—or habitual—a walk in the            our pages rich with texture while        re-energized and refocused in the           you to our contributors meetings                The previous issue of the Gazette
woods to find our inner peace, or a         our opinions editor (Sam Elmsley)        more-than-capable hands of incom-           with a warm slice of pizza and a story          was the Satire issue. It included
yoga session to ease into the day.          remained vigilant to make our stu-       ing editor-in-chief Ian Froese next         just for you.                                   many, many mistakes. The
   After a year of such excitement it       dent voice heard.                        fall.                                          It’s been an honour and an experi-           Gazette does not regret these
just seems fitting to cap things off          And then the person without whom          It is with the fondest of farewells      ence I won’t soon forget.                       errors.
with a time of reflection and thanks.       this paper would be an endless series    that I finally peel my fingers away
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                                                                                 DASSS Conference 2013. • • • Photo by Becky Richter

                                                                                DASSS ist gut
                                               Social science undergrads unite for national conference
Geordon Omand                              it [succeeded so tremendously],” said      Edmonton, Alta.                             writing festival organized by Dal stu-      “Here we are, calling ourselves Can-
Staff Contributor                          Strynatka, the society’s current VP          Not only did the presenters gain          dent Alexandra Kitson.                   ada’s first national student-funded,
                                           (academic). “That kind of set the tone     from participating, Strynatka said            “We wanted to provide a more           student-led undergraduate confer-
“Dream big and it could happen.”           for future years.”                         the conference planning committee           holistic and engaging experience for     ence,” she said. “I feel like it should
  That’s how Katherine Strynatka              While many conferences for emerg-       also benefitted from the experience         the conference,” said Swift.             be accessible to all Canadians and all
described the experience of help-          ing scholars focus on graduate stud-       of hosting the conference. Between            “It’s academically focused but it’s    Canadians are not Anglophone.”
ing organize the fourth annual Dal-        ies, DASSS 2013 provided a chance          20 and 30 students on council volun-        not just about academics,” added            But Strynatka was happy with how
housie Arts & Social Sciences Soci-        for students to showcase their under-      teered their time to review submitted       Strynatka.                               the conference turned out.
ety (DASSS) Conference 2013, which         graduate research.                         abstracts and papers.                         The conference’s keynote speaker          “For me the triumph is when the
took place March 8 and 9.                     “It’s really a very rare opportu-         “This is a great opportunity to kind      on March 8 was North Korean defec-       conference finally happens and I
  As the first fully student-funded        nity,” said current DASSS president,       of gauge what their peers are doing–        tor Shin Dong-hyuk, the only known       finally get to meet the people I’ve
and student-organized national             Andrew Swift. “We need to recognize        to review their work and decide             person to have been born into the        been conversing with through email
undergraduate conference in Canada,        that it’s in one’s undergrad that we’re    whether they feel like this is worthy       North Korean prison camp system          back and forth,” she said.
the event played host to undergradu-       forming ... key research skills.           of being presented or not,” she said.       and escape from it alive.                   “They’re standing in front of me,
ate scholars from across the country.         “It really starts now.”                   “To see the opposite side of that           Swift said DASSS intends to put        they’ve travelled hours on a plane to
  Last year, under the leadership of          Of the 60 submissions received          relationship has been really interest-      together an electronic journal follow-   be here and it hits me. I think, ‘Wow,
former DASSS president Max Ma,             from 16 different universities nation-     ing; wouldn’t everyone want a sneak         ing the conference and has already       this is real,’ and it makes it so worth
the society decided to open up the         wide, 15 students were chosen to           peek at someone else’s work?”               secured funding from the faculty         it.”
conference for the first time to the       present. Half were from the Halifax          For the first time this year, the         toward that end.
entire country.                            area, while the furthest afield came       conference paired up with Writing             Strynatka said she hopes to one day
  “We were all really surprised when       from Grant MacEwan University in           Havoc, a three-day student creative         see the conference become bilingual.

                      DSU AGM in review No Muslim rep, strategic plan, and VP break-up
Kristie Smith                              (student life) into two positions each.
Staff Contributor                             Aaron Beale and Aaron Wolfe, who
                                           held each of those positions respec-
The Dalhousie Student Union (DSU)          tively, found that by trying to do both,
will not be getting a Muslim coun-         neither was done as well as it could
cil representative and the union is        be. It was suggested that the VP (stu-
one step closer to leaving the Cana-       dent life) should be split into O-week
dian Alliance of Student Associations      and social events coordinators.
following the DSU’s annual general            The DSU executive also put for-
meeting on March 18.                       ward constitutional amendments
   Students voted on constitutional        that will set the stage for a review
amendments, including the creation         of the union’s membership in CASA
of new council positions for a Muslim      next year.
community representative and for              One amendment forbids the union
the Rowe School.                           from entering an agreement, part-
   Although the proposal for a Mus-        nership and/or membership with an
lim community representative failed,       external advocacy group that might
the union is considering an equity         compromise the union's autonomy.
and inclusion coordinator.                 The union must also hold a referen-
   The DSU also presented its ‘stra-       dum to enter any new agreements of
tegic plan.’ The seven-page draft, yet     partnerships. Finally, a new clause
to be ratified by council, was circu-      was added allowing council to change
lated around the AGM, summing up           the union’s membership status in
the accomplishments of the execu-          an external organization, such as
tive this past year. The plan also pres-   changing from ‘member’ to ‘associate
ents goals for next year, integrating      member.’
the DSU Sustainability Office more,
advocating for a summer U-Pass, and            Ben Wedge, Jamie Arron and Aaron
improving food services at the SUB.          Wolfe take questions at the DSU AGM.
   Another proposal that has yet to be                  • • • Photo by Calum Agnew
voted on is dividing the positions of
VP (academic and external) and VP
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                                                                           Shin Dong-hyuk visits Dal
                                                              North Korean prison camp escapee speaks with students
                                                                                           Geordon Omand                               Shin was in Halifax as the result of   Auditorium was filled far beyond its
                                                                                           Staff Contributor                        work by a development and activism        250-seat capacity, with an estimated
                                                                                                                                    class taught by Dalhousie Interna-        450 people in attendance and 150
                                                                                           Dalhousie students had the oppor-        tional Development Studies profes-        more waiting outside.
                                                                                           tunity to imagine the unimaginable       sor Bob Huish. Shin wanted to meet           In comparison, Saturday’s discus-
                                                                                           when North Korean defector Shin          the students after learning about         sion was more conversational, with
                                                                                           Dong-hyuk shared his story at Ris-       Camp 14 Project, the class cam-           questions and dialogue flowing more
                                                                                           ley Hall on March 9 during his recent    paign to raise awareness about North      freely between Shin and the audi-
                                                                                           visit to Halifax.                        Korea’s internment camp system.           ence.
                                                                                              Shin is the only known person            “Once we realize there are certain        “You come to realize it’s the inti-
                                                                                           to have been born within a North         issues in the world that are too per-     mate conversations that matter as
                                                                                           Korean prison camp and to have           verse to turn your back on, we have a     well as the big public conversations,”
                                                                                           successfully escaped. Since break-       moral obligation to act,” said Huish.     said Huish.
                                                                                           ing out of Camp 14—one of the six        “And the university is a great oppor-        “What Shin shows us is within all
                                                                                           prison camps still operating in North    tunity to put that in the classroom.”     of us we have the potential to be an
                                                                                           Korea eight years ago—Shin has cam-         “The students of Dalhousie, of         activist.”
                                                                                           paigned worldwide to raise aware-        Camp 14 Project, they gave me great          Despite the sombre theme of the
                                                                                           ness and shut down the camps that        hope,” said Shin.                         discussion, Shin still succeeded in
                                                                                           remain a hellish home for the people        The harrowing story of Shin’s          lightening the mood with an occa-
                                                                                           he left behind.                          upbringing within North Korea’s           sional joke or funny story.
                                                                                              “We must not close our eyes just      prison camp system and his even-             Laughter filled the otherwise
                                                                                           because it is beyond our imagina-        tual breakout is recounted in former      cheerless room as Shin recounted
                                                                                           tion,” said Shin through his transla-    Washington Post journalist Blaine         stories from his less-than-successful
                                                                                           tor, Henry Song of the North Korea       Harden’s book Escape from Camp 14.        attempts at dating.
                                                                                           Freedom Coalition.                       Huish’s students read the book and           Still, the reality of constantly reliv-
                                                                                              “If we are human beings we all bear   voted unanimously to take on his          ing the hellish initial 22 years of his
                                                                                           some responsibility to what happens      cause as their advocacy project.          life takes it toll on Shin. He described
                                                                                           to other human beings.”                     They organized a demonstration,        his advocacy work as “very painful,”
                                                                                              Sure-spoken, the small and unas-      lobbied to members of Parliament,         but said he has no choice but to con-
                                                                                           suming man—who has addressed             interacted with the press and took to     tinue, for those who remain in Camp
                                                                                           heads of state, UN ambassadors and       social media.                             14.
                                                                                           world leaders—spoke informally with         “Once (Shin) saw just how loud our        “I don’t like the work that I do,” he
                                                                                           Saturday’s group of about 35 Dal stu-    voice was and the way we were orga-       says. But “they keep going; so must I.”
                                                                                           dents.                                   nized, and that we were not just offer-      “I think what we’ve seen here is the
                                                                                              Nineteen-year-old student Rodolfo     ing a message of sympathy but a call      beginning,” said Huish of the Camp
    Dong-hyuk spent three days in Halifax. • • • Photo via the Foreign Policy Initiative   de la Isla attended Shin’s talk.         for action, he came to us,” said Huish.   14 Project. “The beginning of a proj-
                                                                                              “At moments I tried to picture           “He said, ‘I’m coming to see you.’”    ect and not the end of it.”
           For more information on Camp 14 Project go to:                                  myself being him,” he said, and added       Saturday was the last day of Shin’s       Amnesty International estimates
                    camp14project.worpress.com                                             he felt very sad but motivated follow-   three-day visit to Nova Scotia’s capi-    more than 200,000 North Koreans
                                                                                           ing the event.                           tal.                                      remain imprisoned in North Korea’s
              Shin can be contacted on Twitter at @NKSDH                                      De la Isla said the talk inspired        On March 14 Shin spoke to an over-     labour camps.
               or on Facebook at: facebook.com/NKSDH                                       him to become more active in human       capacity audience of hundreds at Dal.
                                                                                           rights issues.                           The McCain Building’s Scotiabank

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                                                 More than an aura adjustment
                                                                     Keeping healthy, spiritually speaking
Karin Murray-Bergquist                      is to contemplate questions of origin,
Opinions Contributor                        of reason, and of direction, and this
                                            takes shape in many ways, of which
Apart from its practical, functional        spirituality is one.
purposes (namely, giving students              In contemplating the kinds of
something to pray to at exam time),         questions students face every day, it is
spirituality is a central part of life.     not surprising that a sense of spiritu-
It includes religion, but is not lim-       ality has a pivotal role to play; every-
ited to it. What spirituality is per-       where, but especially in school, the
haps most concerned with is the             problems the world face seem ines-
search for truth, an exhausting quest       capable. When spirituality is healthy
from which humanity has not found           and active, it acts as more than a
a complete answer. Religion as an           shield against these troubles, or a
institution has not satisfied us, sci-      personal comfort. It points towards
ence explains a great deal but few are      possible action, neither imposing nor
wholly happy with it as an explana-         denying one’s own idea of truth. Spir-
tion to everything, and indifference—       ituality has the potential to open the
who cares if there is or isn’t a God?—      mind to possibilities beyond the ordi-
still leaves the lingering question.        nary; applied to student life, this role
   Now, in times defined largely by         in particular is significant. It can, at
uncertainty, the question is some-          its best, provide a vision and hope for
times asked: what is good spiritual-        a better future. Physical and mental
ity? The definition is often general,       health may be well served by spiri-
in an attempt to avoid categorizing         tual practices such as yoga, dance or
it too narrowly, though it has been         a walk in the woods—itself a spiritual
given specific associations nonethe-        activity when undertaken with a suf-
less. This is where the trouble with        ficiently active mind.
speaking of the benefits of healthy            Healthy spirituality, then, is a vari-
spirituality arises. The word is vague,     able idea, concerning at once the indi-
can convey an over-emphasis on the          vidual and the world around them.
self, or smack of new-age practices         Introspection, soul-searching and
which have become institutions in           questions of the self only go so far,
themselves.                                 though there is room enough in the
   Spirituality, briefly put, is part       world to consider them. It is equally
of the way we all look at the world,        important, though, to contemplate
whatever we believe or do not. If           the greater-than-self, the things less
direct observation teaches us what          tangible than a bounded individual.
there is in the world, the spiritual        Spirituality, if it is to mean anything,
dimension determines how we inter-          must be less calculated for its pos-
act with it, from our fellow humans to      sible benefits and more an acknowl-
the ground beneath our feet. In this        edged element, going beyond simple
sense, spirituality is not so much a        questions-and-answers, and beyond
part of life as essential to it. To exist   the institutions of society.                          Spirituality allows us to move beyond ourselves, “pointing toward possible action.” • • • Photo by Bryn Karcha

              ON THE ROAD
               Waking up in Amsterdam
Josh Fraser                                 through sweet air while Apollo read-
Opinions Contributor                        ied his chariot.
                                               I moved in a daze. I felt no pain, no
Last stop. Bienvenue à Amsterdam.           happiness, no sorrow, no smile.
5:43 AM.                                       I stretched my bare arms in front
  The night was a blur; the bus driver      of me, waving them in the half-light,
had made excellent time. I sat in           wiggling my fingers, but I couldn’t feel
the bus/train station. Nothing was          a thing. Suddenly the mist evolved
open. Even if I had booked a hostel, I      into a downpour, and I was soaked to
wouldn’t have been allowed to check         the bone. I did not shiver; the ember
in for another six hours. My sleepless      of my soul was hidden, protected.
body was numb, my mind hushed.                 I wondered and wandered as the
My reflection was dulled by the mist        city wakened. A bike whizzed by
on the window.                              me. And another. Soon I was forced
                                            from the path by crowds of eco-com-
“I STEPPED                                  muters. Heading down a residential
                                            thoroughfare, droves of families sped
 INTO THE                                   along on human-powered transpor-
                                            tation. As I walked, it became a com-

 WELCOME                                    mon sight to spy a mother or father
                                            settling three or four kids onto a sin-
                                            gle modified bicycle before clamber-
 EMBRACE.”                                  ing onto it themselves and setting off
                                            for school with ease, a feat of coopera-
                                            tion and collective balance.
  Nowhere to go, everywhere to go.             I meandered for hours in my
  Stowing my money and passport             dreamlike state, before locating a
in a safe, dry pocket, I pulled the         hostel with comfort and very reason-
rain cover over my backpack, mar-           able rates. The only car I encountered
                                                                                                                       Singing clock faces in the Amsterdam morning. • • • Photo supplied
veling at my existence. Everything          was a street cleaner.
I needed was stowed in this chunky             Midafternoon rain pelted the side-       to dry, I stepped into the welcome         been wet for hours. As I absently tow-           I didn’t smile nor frown into the
scarlet sack secured on my shoulders.       walk as I peered out of the window.         embrace of a hot shower. Through           eled off, I looked at my nakedness in          mirror. I simply looked.
  Autumn in Amsterdam.                      I admired the cleverness of my back-        my dreamwalk, worry and fear had           the mirror. I had lost weight since the          As I lay on my bunk, I felt an after-
  My feet led me splish-splashing in        pack; little water had seeped through       seeped from my pores, and were now         beginning of the trip two weeks ago.           noon siesta take hold and pull me
search of the dawn. A smooth asphalt        in the hours of roaming in the inter-       washing down the drain under the           My solid structure and musculature,            under the covers. My body melted
path ran next to a canal, luminous          mittent rain. I peeled the folds of         therapeutic drumming of cascading          no longer hid under layers of fat, self-       into the mattress and I swam in my
white sentinels transforming the            soggy cloth from my body the way            water.                                     pity and grief. Despite weakness and           unconscious mind amid visions of
cold rippling waters into funhouse          one might shed a skin. After wring-           Reluctantly, I switched off the          fatigue, my spine held me straight             acrobatic cyclist families and singing
mirrors. The water whispered to me          ing my clothes out and hanging them         water jets before I grew gills; I had      and tall.                                      clock faces.
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                                         A wrinkle in time
                                           GLIMPSES INTO OUR SPIRITUAL MOMENTS

     Where are you at? Three writers on flying, recovering and musing   Leah Shangrow                             reflected in the body—this I can say I     ton Seagull, sailing, floating, and I am
          through spiritual moments. • • • Photo by Bryn Karcha         Opinions Contributor                      have felt.                                 Coyote, watching, waiting. Not sly,
                                                                                                                      I felt it at 3,500 feet. Not in a      but serene. I see the land that con-
                                                                        Soaring, sublime, Shantih.                church, not on a yoga mat, not on a        nects everything and everyone, and I
                                                                          My Spiritual Moment. A loaded           beach in Ireland, not in a forest at       am the air.
                                                                        statement. Centuries of philosophers      Walden Pond, but in a Comanche. In            I am an I, and I am in two worlds
                                                                        debating the body and the soul, the       a five-seater plane with my hands on       at once. I exist, and yet I do not.
                                                                        material and the immaterial, the          the yoke, hearing the ominous words        There is no language here in this
                                                                        brain and the mind.                       “you have control,” with a pulse rac-      state, no words to describe the fear
                                                                          I must be separate from and out-        ing to empty a heart overfilled with       and the empowerment and the body’s
                                                                        side of something greater, and for        blood. To my left the pilot-in-com-        response to both at once.
                                                                        a moment become a spirit then be          mand, Al Bieck, awe-inspiring in his          I tell Bieck he has control. Memo-
                                                                        thrust back in my body. Yet, if to        own right, to my right a wing, with a      ries of flight plans and air-safety reg-
                                                                        experience something spiritual is         few thousand feet of air beneath it.       ulations return yet I do not lose the
                                                                        instead to transcend the body, to            Ahead is freedom. I have control. I     tingle. I have flown.
                                                                        move beyond borders, how can it be        see no obstacles: no walls to contain,        How can the mind and body inter-
                                                                        mine?                                     no streets to guide, no doors to shut      act? No matter. I was more, more
                                                                          I have not felt the touch of God. I     out. I can see Toronto from Colling-       than a body or a mind. I felt more. I
                                                                        have not seen the light. To be con-       wood and the world gets smaller. My        flew.
                                                                        nected, to find everything in the mind    pulse slows. I am Jonathan Livings-

                                                                        Samantha Elmsley                          bonus, I could wear my new sundress.         Wrapped up in a blanket, sun-
                                                                        Opinions Editor                              Wandering downtown with friends,        weary and sipping my drink, I
                                                                                                                  I bought summer drinks on newly            watched the towers at the Dartmouth
                                                                        Last March, Halifax experienced one       populated patios. We were quiet as         refinery turn the sky orange as they
                                                                        glorious day—sent by some higher          we sipped, talking occasionally, my        caught on fire (again). Maybe I was
                                                                        power, I’m sure—of summer weather.        friend documenting the event with          just tired, maybe I had drank too
                                                                        The streets were filthy because the       her new camera.                            much (I had). For the first time in
                                                                        snow had just melted, and Spring             I got home later that night; the        months, I felt still.
                                                                        Garden smelled like the city’s toilet,    sun was sending out its last hurrahs         My friend with the camera put her
                                                                        but hey, it didn’t matter! Everyone       before disappearing. Though it was a       photos on Facebook the next day.
                                                                        was downtown or on the boardwalk,         Tuesday (was it a Tuesday? I think it      Clicking through them, I stopped
                                                                        soaking up 28 degrees of pure relief.     was a Tuesday) in the middle of finals,    when I saw myself laughing at some-
                                                                        What felt like 86 per cent of all uni-    I was not in the mood for reading or       thing someone had said. I looked
                                                                        versity students skipped class that       homework. Instead I poured the last        skinnier than I could ever remem-
                                                                        day.                                      of my Disaronno into the last of my        ber being, and the bags under my
                                                                          I was one of them. I had just           Coke and headed upstairs. Pushing          eyes rivaled any raccoon. But this was
                                                                        weathered the shittiest few months        a blanket and camping chair out the        clear evidence that I had not fallen
                                                                        of my life and was still trying to cope   window of my bedroom I scrambled           apart—I was there, with my friends,
                                                                        with the fallout. Time in the sun, I      after them, never gracefully, onto the     intact.
                                                                        decided, would do me good. And,           flat roof.

                                                                        Meagan Deuling                            head a sharp shake. I'd be giggling        The trees and ridges parted to reveal
                                                                        Assistant Arts Editor                     or singing too vigorously or fidget-       a view of the narrow valley through
                                                                                                                  ing. These aren't holy memories; I         which stretched our neighbour's hay
                                                                        Despite an old-fashioned Catholic         can explain those feelings: the first is   fields. It was a short horizon but the
                                                                        upbringing, the blown-out-candle          hunger satisfied, the second is rest-      broadest I knew at the time.
                                                                        smell of church doesn't evoke memo-       lessness.                                     The hayfield horizon made the
                                                                        ries of the fleeting sense of belonging     Memories of feelings I can't explain     space in my chest expand. When I
                                                                        to something bigger than me. Memo-        trace the origin of my own personal        watch seagulls surf thermals I get the
                                                                        ries from childhood Sundays include       spirituality, which is defined by the      same feeling. When I was 11 I saw
                                                                        eating Cheese Whiz on saltine crack-      hazy forever horizons of oceans or         the Pacific Ocean horizon for the first
                                                                        ers at my grandma's after church and      prairies, and mountains whose peaks        time. I wrote a note to myself about
                                                                        getting into trouble—there would          are hidden in the sky.                     China and motorcycle road trips.
                                                                        come a point, near the end of ser-          I used to search for views of the        Recalling memories from that vaca-
                                                                        vice, where my dad would open his         horizon. I'd climb to the high-            tion is the same as praying; it's the
                                                                        eyes (he kept his eyes closed during      est point on my parents' property, a       tenuous knowledge of the grandeur
                                                                        church), glance my way and give his       knoll on dad's Christmas tree field.       and possibility in the world.
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                                                THE CITY IS A PLAYGROUND
                                                                        PARKOUR AS A SPIRITUAL ANSWER
Elise Palmer                                  charge. It reminds me I am con-
Staff Contributor                             nected to all things. It would fill me
                                              with this life, or energy,” he says.
The world is Glenn Knockwood's                   While struggling to find a way to
playground. He founded a parkour              deal with this cycle, he stumbled
group in Halifax. Parkour is a sport          across a video of parkour on the
often described as 'the art of move-          Internet. He was hooked.
ment'. To understand parkour, it’s               “As soon as I saw little kids who
best to think of it as street gymnas-         were younger than me doing things I
tics: vaulting, climbing and jumping          thought were impossible, I was like,
in an urban environment.                      ‘You go, right now,’ and I went out
   But as Knockwood says, “It’s almost        that night and started doing parkour.”
impossible to explain what parkour               He found something that made
is ... it’s like asking ‘what is reality?’”   him feel like he’d been out in the
Parkour is less of a sport and more of        woods, when really, he’d been clam-
a discipline, or a way of life.               bering around the city. “A lot of peo-
   Knockwood started doing parkour            ple feel that cities are very stifling, but
10 years ago as a way of connecting           in reality, that’s just perspective, and
with the city and, in turn, his spiritu-      we can change our perspective,” says
ality. Knockwood grew up in Indian            Knockwood.
Brook, N.S., a Mi’kmaq community.                Knockwood realized he was train-
His father taught him about four sep-         ing at night, in seclusion. “I was doing
arate worlds: the physical, mental,           that because I was afraid of people
emotional and spiritual.                      watching me and judging me, but
   He believes we live in all four at         those are just obstacles,” says Knock-
the same time, and by knowing each            wood. Initially he would get dis-
world individually, one gains a bet-          tracted by people watching him or
ter and more holistic understanding           honking, but he channelled that dis-
of himself. Knockwood says he turns           traction to a hyper-focus.
to the physical world as a way of cop-           Knockwood says people see the
ing with stress. To him, the physi-           physical aspect of parkour like using
cal world is a constant now, without          the world as a playground, “but what
comparison in it, so “by focusing on          they want to know is why are you                                      Parkour is a leap of faith. • • • Photo by Marco Gomes via Wikipidea
the physical world, [he] can get away         doing it?” he says. “And anytime you
“from the stress of thinking about the        ask the question ‘why,’ you’re asking a
past or thinking about the future.”           spiritual question.”
                                                                                            If you want to try parkour yourself, you can check it out Tuesday (4-6 p.m. at the Mi’kmaq Friendship
   Knockwood used Parkour as a tool              “I do it to be more human. I do it         Centre), Wednesday and Friday (3-6 p.m. at the Clock Tower) and Sunday (noon at the Clock Tower.)
to cope with the alienation he felt           to connect to the world around me.
after he moved to Halifax to study            And those are spiritual answers. I feel
media arts at NSCAD. Having grown             at home everywhere I go, and I have
up surrounded by nature, he felt suf-         been places that very few people have
focated by the city.                          been. I feel like I have an intimate
   “Cities are killing, and they stifle       connection with the city.”
you, and they don’t allow for creativ-           It’s even changed his attitude to the
ity or growth or community,” he says.         never-ending construction in Hali-
He would spend a few months in the            fax, which he used to hate. “Now I’m
city, growing increasingly depressed          like, ‘Ooh, I wonder what kind of rail-
before escaping to nature to rejuve-          ings they’re going to have outside the
nate.                                         scaffolding?’”
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                                                                  noser) is more common."
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                                                                 Richards and MacLeod sit down for a talk between authors. • • • Photo by Andrew Mills

                                                            Driving through the dark
                                         David Adams Richards revisits his acclaimed 1976 book, Blood Ties
Andrew Mills                                MacLeod.                                  how Richards illuminated the paral-          Halifax on the snowy Friday evening.       resting point under the lights along a
Arts Editor                                    The passage from Blood Ties, a book    lels between the Southern states and           E.L. Doctorow famously said,             long, dark roadway.
                                            he wrote at the age of 25, traces the     the Maritimes, and MacLeod sug-              "Writing is like driving at night in          Maybe MacLeod sums it up best in
Something rare just happened and            heartrending courage of a rejected        gests he talk more about the South-          the fog. You can only see as far as        his introduction to Richards’ work.
everyone knows it: the guy holding          marriage proposal—a scene Richards        ern and Russian authors.                     your headlights, but you can make             “I have always maintained that
back tears and writing in his note-         prefaces by saying, “It's a doomed           Richards acknowledges a debt to           the whole trip that way." Richards'        David Adams Richards has devoted
pad knows it—even the lady asking           love, but he can't help it.” The pas-     the searing moralists to whom he's           career, spanning 26 books, has seen        his entire career and in a very tan-
David Adams Richards an absurdly            sage has the typical Richards themes      often compared, Flannery O'Connor            many of his recurring characters nav-      gible way, a serious proportion of his
personal and fawning non-question           of fate, self-delusion, humour and        and William Faulkner. But it's               igate through the common tragedies         life’s force, to writing just one book,
about her love for his writing knows        tragedy. These ideas are writ small       another existentialist from an earlier       of life with moral courage in a seem-      not the 26 we have now,” he says.
it. This is the first time Richards has     between images of Miramichi life,         century with whom he most relates.           ingly callous universe.                       “We are reliably returned, time
read from his 1976 novel Blood Ties         where characters bound by blood,             “Dostoevsky is one of my favourite          A gritty, open-ended lyricism has        and again, to the same abiding
in decades.                                 place and complex history offer dis-      prophets. He had real problems—as            always been the operative mode for         concern for the emotional and ethi-
   The New Brunswick author reads           arming dialogue against Richards'         crazy as a bat in a bottle, but he's one     Richards. He's tried his hand at more      cal integrity that every individual has
12 pages from his second novel to a         mysterious backdrop of cosmic dark-       of my favourite prophets,” says Rich-        philosophical thought in recent years,     to struggle for with their choices and
packed and reverent crowd Friday            ness.                                     ards, who gets under the skin and            such as the 2009 collection of essays      the same sympathetic, but clear eyed
at Saint Mary's University McNally             For all its pastoral romanticism,      heart tissues of alienated outsiders as      God Is, an exploration of faith in the     cataloging of all the consequences—
Theater for the Cyril J Byrne lecture.      Richards early work has the kind of       well as any contemporary writer.             context of an increasingly nihilistic      the sometimes joyful, sometimes
And 12 pages is enough to knock the         flaws which, both author and audi-           The recurring image of the evening        and amoral literary world. Richards,       hilarious, sometimes tragic and
room flat with the novelist's typically     ence know, should be celebrated. “I       is one of driving at night, introduced       one of three Canadians honoured            sometimes brutal consequences—
understated emotional power, before         used to be more lyrical when I wrote      in MacLeod’s opening remarks as an           with a Governor General's award            that flow on from every one of those
he sits down to speak and field ques-       Blood Ties” he says, “but, now [in my     apt image both for Richard's writ-           for both fiction and non-fiction, isn't    decisions.”
tions with SMU professor and fel-           books], I'm more analytic.”               ing, and his actual journey across the       slowing down, but the retrospective
low Can-lit heavyweight, Alexander             An audience member mentions            dreaded Cobequid pass to make it to          moment on Friday felt like a good

                                                                                                      SOUL FOOD
                                                                                          An unwavering faith in the sung word
                                            Samantha Elmsley                          for a number of years, and around            ute in the spotlight and stuck to it. To   philosophy killed what little I had left
                                            Opinions Editor                           14 was deemed fit to sit through the         this day, certain songs sound incom-       completely.
                                                                                      entire adult service. Hurrah.                plete without a key change in the             I can’t ever find what I’m looking
                                            In small-town Ontario, it’s almost           I liked it, actually—and my favou-        third pew on the left, or a few extra      for in church ideology again. That
                                            impossible not to grow up religious.      rite part was the songs. They always         notes added in from the seat at the        framework has been taken down. I
                                            In keeping with this eventuality, my      had been. When we were little my             very back.                                 can, however, be pulled outside of
                                            parents hauled me (and, once they         dad would bounce us to the beat on              At 15, I was singing these songs and    myself while listening to a favourite
                                            came along, my sisters) every Sun-        his knee, pretending to almost drop          reading the Bible cover to cover and       song. I can roll down the truck win-
                                            day through the doors of the Angli-       us in time with the rhythm. Our min-         trying really hard to pay attention        dow on a sunny day and drive fast,
                                            can church around the corner from         ister was a genius for picking catchy        to the whole sermon. Religion pro-         friends or family in the backseats,
                                            our house.                                tunes and our entire congregation (at        vided a framework through which to         belting out Bohemian Rhapsody.
                                              I spent the first five years of my      least 100 people) would belt it out at       experience life, something I needed        I can learn to sing acapella with only
                                            Christian life playing with xylo-         the top of our collective lungs. Some        at the time. But I had always found        my sisters. I can forget to be self-con-
                                            phones in the nursery, the fiery Mrs.     of the older ladies, who sounded like        the Bible-as-God’s-Word pretty hard        scious at an open mic when the whole
                                            P from Scotland (knitter of the best      professionals to my untrained ears,          to swallow. Turns out this is a cru-       crowd is singing. Whatever else,
                                            socks around) my keeper under the         would harmonize at certain points of         cial clause in the Christian contract.     music is my line of continuity.
             Songs of praise.               eyes of God. From there I moved on        particular songs. By unspoken agree-         At 18 I was losing faith in the church;
    • • •Graphic by Jonathan Rotsztain      to Sunday school, taught by my dad        ment they marked out their own min-          finally, my university encounter with
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                                                      WINTER 2013 SEMESTER IN REVIEW
                                     Ian Froese Sports Editor, Henry Whitfield, Benjamin Blum, Stephen Campbell, Monica Mutale Staff Contributors

           Let's not gloss over it: this was a semester unlike any other for Dalhousie Athletics. Instead of the slap to the wrist many expected, the
           university garnered international attention by taking a strong stance against hazing, forcing women's hockey to forfeit the second half
           of their season. The suspension—and criticisms about its severity—easily made hazing the most talked-about story on campus this year.
           It took a while, but once hazing left the headlines, there were a number of teams (minus women's hockey) turning heads with their
           actions in competition. The usual teams claimed AUS titles and there was a changing of the guard in women's volleyball.
           We recap what went down in our latest Semester in Review. Come for the women's hockey jokes, stay for everything else. —IF

                                                                                                                             Swimming ::: A                              without a banner. Dal’s dominance
                                                                                                                             A 16th straight AUS banner for the          over the AUS—winning 31 of the last
                                                                                                                             men and a 12th for the women, these         34 titles—is slipping, as UNB has
                                                                                                                             teams continue to control the AUS           topped the Tigers twice in the last
                                                                                                                             competition but have failed to turn         three years to effectively end Dal's
                                                                                                                             that into success at the national level.    dynasty. —SC
                                                                                                                             —HW
                                                                                                                                                                         Women’s basketball ::: C+
                                                                                                                             Track & Field ::: A-                        Inconsistency was the name of the
                                                                                                                             Surprise, surprise. Both the men and        game for women’s basketball. The
                                                                                                                             women dominated this season, crush-         squad managed to win only three of
                                                                                                                             ing their opposition at most meets          their last 11 games. Combine this with
                                                                                                                             and breezing to another AUS banner.         a fall in the early round of playoffs,
                                                                                                                             This year marks the 24th women's            and you get a disappointing season.
                                                                                                                             title in a row and 12th consecutive for     While their fourth place finish is def-
                                                                                                                             the men. Rob McCullogh and Simon            initely an improvement on landing
                                                                                                                             Watts each claimed a bronze medal at        sixth on the table in 2011-2012, it’s
                                                                                                                             nationals. —HW                              not enough to earn them more than a
                                                                                                                                                                         C+ from this sports desk. —MM
                                                                                                                             Men’s basketball ::: B
                                                                                                                             The men’s basketball team surprised         Men’s hockey ::: C
                                                                                                                             us this year. They had just two wins        The futility streak is expanding for
                                                                                                                             under their belt by the end of Decem-       men's hockey. Dal has spent two con-
                                                                                                                             ber, when they swept their home             secutive years outside the playoffs
                                                                                                                             exhibition tournament just in time          and nine of the past 10 seasons in a
                                                                                                                             for the New Year. Despite crashing          league where six of eight teams qual-
                                                                                                                             out in the AUS quarter-finals, John         ify. The Tigers played close games
                                                                                                                             Campbell’s squad played better ball         down the stretch, sure, but their ever-
                                                                                                                             in 2013 to improve their final rank-        shrinking fan base wants more. —IF
                                                                                                                             ing by one step, finishing the season
                                                                                                                             in fourth place. —MM                        Women’s hockey ::: D
 This banner ends a seven-year championship drought for women's VB. • • • Photo by Darek Nakonieczny via NLsportsphoto.com
                                                                                                                                                                         They forfeited their final 12 games
                                                                                                                             Men’s volleyball ::: B-                     after a hazing scandal suspended all

                           Women’s volleyball ::: A-                                                                         This was a year to forget for men’s
                                                                                                                             volleyball. A huge turnover in the
                                                                                                                                                                         of their veterans, but the fact is, they
                                                                                                                                                                         didn't have much success before the
This season was a successful one for the Tigers, who culminated an impressive AUS campaign by avenging their                 form of 11 new players did not limit        sanctions were handed down any-
loss in last year’s championship to seize the crown. Led by AUS coach of the year Rick Scott and a strong core of vet-       Dal to clinching home court advan-          ways. The Tigers were just 2-10 prior
erans and young players, women’s volleyball had a season for the ages. They did fall short in the CIS quarter-final,         tage in the finals against UNB, but         to their suspension and there are a lot
but achieved their goal of bringing home their first conference banner since 2004-05. —BB                                    two straight losses in four sets to the     of holes to be addressed in the lineup.
                                                                                                                             V-Reds abruptly ended their season          —HW

                                                    BEST OF THE DAL TIGERS
Best Player: Louise Facca,                also brought home the hardware at          Best Ass-Kicking:                       Best Rookie: Jordan Bruce, men's           Best Turnaround: Women's hockey
women's volleyball                        nationals, winning two silver med-         Women's volleyball's season             track and field
Honourable mentions: Rob McCull-          als and a bronze for Dal swimming.                                                 Honourable mentions: Sarah Tap-            They had a horrible first half of the
och, men's track and field; Simon         —MM                                        It was a dominant season for a Tigers   lin, women's track and field; Hassan       season, but after Christmas they
Watts, men's track and field                                                         team that mauled the competition        Abdullahi, men's basketball                went undefeated... Oh wait, what?
                                                                                     in the AUS. Dal women’s volleyball                                                 That's awkward. —HW
In her final season as a Tiger, Facca                                                capped off an undefeated AUS sea-       Under the mentorship of multiple
went out in style by leading the          Best Moment: Last women's                  son by winning 29 straight sets en      CIS All-Canadian Simon Watts,
women’s volleyball team to an AUS         basketball game for Keisha                 route to a first place regular sea-     triple jumper Jordan Bruce took
title. The captain was consistently       Brown, Anna von Maltzahn                   son finish and won their first AUS      advantage of the expertise at his          Best reporting: Henry Whitfield's
an invaluable contributor, finishing                                                 crown since 2005 by dispatching         disposal in his outstanding debut          coverage of women's hockey hazing
third in kills and second in aces this    In their final game wearing black          the defending champs from Saint         season. He didn't earn a medal like
season in the AUS, and was recog-         and gold, Anna von Maltzahn and            Mary’s. Impressed? You should be.       Watts did at nationals, but Bruce          Surprise! Whitfield has no idea this
nized for her community service off       Keisha Brown gave the hometown             —BB                                     was a close fifth place. The rookie        would be here, but the recognition is
the court in winning the Erin Bursey      crowd one last thing to cheer about                                                also qualified for nationals in hur-       well-deserved. His exclusive conver-
Memorial Award. —BB                       by putting up 27 and 22 points,                                                    dles, as well. —IF                         sation with a women's hockey player
                                          respectively, in a 88-77 victory over                                                                                         after the team's suspension garnered
                                          the Acadia Axewomen. In an emo-            Best Fan Support: Dalhousie Resi-                                                  remarkable attention. Hits on the
                                          tional celebration, the pair were          dence Charity Face-off                                                             Gazette website went through the
Best Individual Performance:              honoured with a post-game pre-             Despite being shipped up to the Hal-    Best Program We're Pulling For:            roof, his work was credited on Dead-
David Sharpe, men's swimming              sentation of plaques and flowers,          ifax Forum this year (yeah, another     Men's and women's hockey                   spin.com twice and it helped divert
                                          thanking them for their service to         result of demolishing the good old                                                 national conversation about the haz-
He’s the Tiger who made it all the        the team. A choked up coach Anna           DMA), residence students turned         Abysmal seasons on and off the ice,        ing saga away from the team's bully-
way to the London Olympics, and           Stammberger expressed her gratifi-         up in droves and created a rocking      we're hoping that something can            ing to whether the university's sanc-
he’s still blowing the competition        cation for their significant contribu-     atmosphere. The game itself was         change in the 2013/2014 season. It         tions were fair. This exclusive, which
out of the water. Sharpe’s stellar sea-   tions in their years as Tigers while       memorable, a 7-6 shootout win for       cannot get any worse, right? —HW           undoubtedly frustrated the big
son included setting Dalhousie and        wishing them the best in their future      the Big Horns. —HW                                                                 media outlets that spent days to get
AUS records in the 200 metre back-        endeavours. —SC                                                                                                               the same information themselves, is
stroke and individual medley. He                                                                                                                                        really unmatched. —IF
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