THE REBUS CLUB OF PALMERSTON NORTH, NZ

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THE REBUS CLUB OF PALMERSTON NORTH, NZ
THE REBUS CLUB OF PALMERSTON NORTH, NZ
                                                             Founded in 1984

President: Marilyn Laing, P O Box 124, Tokomaru. Ph 329 8762.
Vice-President: Dean Halford, 10 Redwood Grove, PN 4410. Ph 354 5795.
                                                                                               NEWSLETTER
Secretary: Sue Eckworth, 1 Liddell St, Foxton 4814. Ph 06 363 8629.                               2019
Treasurer: Adrian Turner, 82 Florence Ave, PN 4414. Ph 355 5203.
Club E-mail Address: rebuspn@outlook.com                                                    No. 11 November
Mobiles: Marilyn 021 170 3112, Sue 021 947 667.

                                              NEXT MEETING: TUESDAY 3 DECEMBER 2019 at 9.30 am,
                                              PN Community Leisure Centre, 569 Ferguson St.
                                              Club Speaker: Ursula Schneider.
                                              No Guest Speaker. Instead, we have a QUIZ. Tone up that grey
                                              matter! Fun for everyone!
                                              Door Greeting: Bob & Desma Isles.
                                              Kitchen Duty: John Thompson, Alan Martin.
                                              Morning Tea: Ladies to bring a plate of food, please: Dawn McGreal,
Rae Nicholls, Alison Steele, Cherrill Suckling, Jenny Tilson. Phone Val 359 0274 at least one day before if you are
unable to attend. Thank you.

REPORT ON THE 5 NOVEMBER 2019 MEETING OF THE CLUB
 Welcome: President Marilyn Laing welcomed everyone.
 Birthdays in November: Alison Steele, Harry Lampen-Smith, Dave Hardman. Congratulations.
 Almoners’ Report: Nice to see Harry Lampen-Smith, Colin Rush & Shirley Wilson back.
 President’s Report: The Committee has been working hard on organising the programme for 2020. This is
  now complete & ready for distributing at the December meeting. Thanks to all concerned.
 Treasurer’s Report: Adrian Turner presented the balance of accounts. An amount has been put aside for
  replacement of Club equipment.
 Secretary’s Report: Notices of motion for the AGM 2020 must be given to the Secretary by the end of
  November 2019.
 Rebus NZ Inc: Chronicles & Club News (October). The 2020 Rebus NZ calendar has arrived, there are still
  two copies available.
 Eric’s Cinema: Thursday 21 November, 2 p.m. White Christmas. Lunch 12.30 p.m. at KR’s Café.
 Outing: Thursday 14 Nov (date change) to Tendertips asparagus farm, Levin. Car pool. Meet 9.30 a.m. at
  Waldegrave St. Lunch Salt & Pepper Café.
 Dinner Group: Saturday 9 November 5.30 p.m. at Amayjen Restaurant, Feilding.
 Café Group: Tuesday 26 November 11.30 a.m. at Cobb & Co, Levin.
Club Speaker Shirley Wilson was born in Wanganui 1934 of Yorkshire parents. Her father was an ICI chemist. After
several years in India he accepted a post in NZ in 1932 at the Wanganui woollen mills. Her mother followed six months later
& they were married the day she disembarked. After moves to Australia and Auckland, they were in Milton, south of
Dunedin, in 1939. Shirley grew up there during the war years. When Shirley was 14, her mother had another daughter, the
only sibling. They moved to Palmerston North in 1949. Shirley went to PN Girls’ High School, then at 15 became an
apprentice milliner, finishing her time in Auckland. In 1955 she married Barry Spencer & whilst he built their house they
lived in the garage. They had two children. Shirley took up dressmaking to supplement the housekeeping budget, making
everyday clothes but specialising in wedding dresses. She worked at Bernina taking stretch sewing classes. After her
marriage broke up, Shirley took a fulltime job at Alexander Clark as décor coordinator. She then married Alan Wilson and
worked in Guthrie Bowron’s paint shop with him. In 1992 they opened a shop, Decorator Court, on Broadway but it closed
four years later. Shirley went back to millinery, making hats for Catwalk. She had great successes at Fashion in the Field,
Melbourne Cup & won Easter Bonnet at Ellerslie. Shirley was the first Lotto lady in PN. She still lives on the same plot of
land (65yrs) in Totara St. Her passion is her garden. She has been President of the Awapuni Garden Club twice & now looks
after the library. She has two children, 7 grandchildren & 3 great-grandchildren.             Report continued on Page 3.
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NOTICE BOARD                                               Arch’s Column
                     Happy Birthday                            One Sunday morning, a pastor decided to do
                                                               something a little different. He said, 'Today in church
                      Dave Hardman, Harry Lampen-              I am going to say a single word and you are going to
  November            Smith, Alison Steele.                    help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want
  December            Anne Halford, Bernard Watson.            you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.’
                                                               The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.' Immediately the
 OUTING: Thursday 14 November (DATE CHANGE) to                 congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD
 Tendertips asparagus farm, Levin. Lunch at Salt &             RUGGED CROSS.'
 Pepper Café, Levin. Car pool. Meet at Waldegrave St           The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation
 car park at 9.30 a.m. Depart at 9.45 a.m.                     began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the
                                                               sound.'
                                                               The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang
 ERIC’S CINEMA: Thursday 21 November, 2 p.m.                   'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'
 50 North St, Feilding. Film: White Christmas (1954            The pastor said 'SEX.' The congregation fell into total
 USA musical, comedy, romance. Bing Crosby,                    silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously
 Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney.)                                began to look around at each other afraid to say
 Lunch before at KR’s Café, Fldg, at 12.30 p.m.                anything.
                                                               Then all of a sudden, way from the back of the
                                                               church, a little 87 year-old grandmother stood up and
 CAFÉ GROUP: Tuesday 26 November, 11.30 a.m. at
                                                               began to sing 'MEMORIES.'
 Cobb & Co, cnr Oxford Street & Durham Street,
 Levin. Enquiries to Lorrene 027 335 7217.

  DINNER GROUP: No outing in December.                                        CHRISTMAS LUNCH
                                                                        Wednesday 11 December, Wharerata,
                                                                Massey University. Excellent Menu:
CHRISTMAS HUMOUR                                                Roast chicken, lemon & thyme savoury stuffing, gravy.
                                                                Traditional baked ham, roasted pineapple, mustards.
Lisa said to her grandpa, ‘Thank you Grand-                     New potatoes with chives, parsley & sour cream.
pa for the violin you gave me last Christmas.                   Baby carrots with honey glaze. Peas with mint.
I've never had such a brilliant gift!’                          Traditional fruit pudding, brandy custard & vanilla bean
‘Really?’ asked the surprised Grandpa.                          whipped cream.
                                                                Fresh fruit salad.
‘Yes,’ said Lisa. ‘Every time I start playing, Mum gives        Ebony filtered coffee & a range of Dilmah herbal teas.
me two dollars so I would stop!’
                                                                Maestro Pedley on the piano—thanks Milton.
• What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you       Cost $37 pp includes bus fare.      Meet at
  want. He can’t hear you!                                      Waldegrave St car park at 11 a.m. Bus departs
                                                                11.10 a.m. PLEASE USE THE BUS. Parking is very
                                                                limited on campus. Payment to Adrian by 3
JAMES COOK made landfall in Poverty Bay near Gisborne           December meeting, please.
                        on 8 October 1769. Born 1728 in
                        Marton, Yorkshire, he joined the
                        Royal Navy in 1755. Lieutenant
                        Cook was appointed to command
                                                               NZ QUIZ Answer last page.
                        HMS Endeavour on a scientific          CHRISTMAS FOOD. In 1769, Cook & the crew of HMS
                        expedition to the Pacific Ocean, to    Endeavour feasted on ‘goose pye’ for Christmas dinner
                        observe the transit of Venus across    while battling heavy seas off the top of the North Island.
                        the sun in Tahiti and to search for    The ‘goose’ was a gannet that had been shot by the ship’s
                        the    fabled     great    southern    botanist, Joseph Banks. Apparently, the crew spent Boxing
                        continent.     Cook named this         Day ‘nursing hangovers’ (as is still common!). New
country New Zealand, anglicising its 17th Century Dutch        Zealanders mix northern hemisphere Yuletide traditions
name Nieuw Zeeland. In his remarkably accurate charting        with some of our own. Turkey, roast vegetables & plum
of NZ, Cook named more coastal landmarks than any other        duff vie with lamb on the BBQ, salad, trifle & pavlova. We
person. Mt Cook and Cook Strait are named after him as         eat Christmas cake, fruit mince pies, nuts, muscatels,
well as many districts, suburbs, schools, hotels, motels and   stollen, gingerbread, truffles, chocolates & cherries.
consumer products. Earlier NZ banknotes bore his image.        • Where does stollen come from?
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REPORT ON THE 5 NOVEMBER 2019 MEETING OF THE CLUB (CONTINUED)
 Roll Caller Arch MacNeilage went to Piriaka Primary               the Norwegian Army, maintaining check points between
 School. He loved reading classes with the teacher’s wife –        borders. These were the first NZ Army ops overseas since
 she gave them boiled lollies. School sports were held at          the Vietnam War. When Yugoslavian President Tito died,
 Kakahi & Manunui (swimming pool). Arch has one school             unrest & then war came to Bosnia. The NZ force was part of
 friend still alive & they keep in regular contact. Piriaka had    the British Infantry Battalion.
 three industries: a dairy factory with 3 lorries to cart butter   On retiring from the army as a staff sergeant, James joined
 to the rail, an abattoir & a hydro-electric power station.        Fonterra as an environmental site manager based at
 Arch delivered newspapers for two shillings a week.               Longburn. Every kilo of product made uses large amounts
 Outings to Taumarunui to the movies & an ice cream were           of water drawn from a bore. Fonterra processes 3.6 million
 a highlight. Arch won the steeplechase at high school one         litres of milk daily. Twenty-one tankers collect 3.2 million
 year with a 5-minute start. A friend from high school asked       litres per day. They load out 768,000 litres by rail to
 him to deliver a speech at his wedding in Christchurch; it        Whareroa (near Hawera) daily for further processing into
 was a ‘no alcohol’ event and he could have done with a            higher value products. At Longburn they have a casein
 beer to steady his nerves. It was a long way to go for a          plant & a whole-milk reverse osmosis concentration plant.
 short wedding and Arch has never seen him again. Arch             Goodman Fielder Ltd produces 1.2 million litres of
 made some good friends at school. “Stick to old friends,          wastewater per day; Fonterra is contracted to dispose of
 they are the best.” To be continued.                              this. Each day, 3.2 million litres of wastewater is irrigated
                                                                   to farmland. They have consent to discharge treated water
 Guest Speaker James Good was was brought up on a                  into the river from 1 May to 31 October each year.
 dairy farm. He spent 25 years 1987 – 2012 in the NZ Army          Contaminants are removed beforehand. The sludge is
 Infantry Regiment, including operational tours of duty in         injected into farmland. Fonterra owns 260 ha of land
 1995 at Multinational Force & Observers Sinai and 2006 –          surrounding the Longburn plant. Jenny Hunt thanked
 2007 in Bosnia based at Santici Kiwi Camp combined with           James and Marilyn Laing presented him with a gift basket.

                                                                      TELEPHONE SCAMS
                                                                      One of the latest is supposedly from “Spark”. An
                                                                      electronic voice will tell you that Spark will cut off
                                                 Laugh                your landline & internet if you do not reply by
                                                                      “pushing button 1”. If you get such a call, HANG
                                                 with                 UP IMMEDIATELY. It is a scam. DO NOT REPLY –
                                                 Lorrene              DO NOT PUSH ANY NUMBERS. They want to
                                                                      access your account and take your money.

Quote: ‘America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional
wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.’ David Letterman.

   THINKING CAPS ON …
      Can you divide the shape into two identical parts using one single line?
      The line does not have to be continuously straight.

Jim’s Jests               Common Misconception About Food
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Grass and hay.
And what are these? Vegetables.
So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need
grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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WELLINGTON TRIP 16 OCTOBER 2019

                                                                                                 Gallipoli exhibition
                             Birds at Zealandia.                                                 figures at Museum
                             Photos: Lorrene Langer.                                             of NZ (Te Papa).
                                                                                                 Photos: Dean Halford.

                                  Regent on Broadway
                                  Book at EventTicketingCentre at the Regent or email bookings@regent.co.nz
                                  THE FRONTM3N. Sat 16 November 7.30 p.m. Tickets $79 -$99.
                                  The Bee Gees Night Fever. Thu 21 November 8 p.m. Adult $61.30 -$71.30.
                                  Messiah—PN Choral Society. Sat 30 November 7.30 p.m. Senior $27.
Centrepoint Theatre Performances Tue, Wed 6.30 p.m. Thu, Fri, Sat 7.30 p.m. Sun 4 p.m.
Bookings 354 5740 or at Box Office 280 Church St, PN or email hello@centrepoint.co.nz
MAMIL. Sat 9 November—Sat 14 December. Senior $37 (show only).
Operatunity Life Church, 590 Featherston St. Bookings 0508 266 237 or bookings@operatunity.co.nz
Christmas at the Proms. Wed 11 December, 11 a.m. $35 pp incl lunch ($32 pp group 5+).

Globe Theatre Bookings 06 351 4409 or www.globetheatre.co.nz
Palmy Comedy Festival. Fri 15—Sat 23 November. Times vary by date. Prices vary. Check web site for info.
Gilbert & Sullivan on Tour. Fri 20 December 11 a.m. & 7.30 p.m. Senior $15.

COMBINED CLUBS WEB SITE                 PUZZLE ANSWER:                                         REBUS NZ INC. Web site
www.sema4manawatu.com is                                                                       rebus.nz for newsletters,
run     by     Richard    Scott                                                                club news, travel insur-
(Fitzherbert Rebus Club) for                                                                   ance information, events,
the 15 clubs in our local area.                                                                official documents.
There you can find news-
letters, information and links
to other relevant web sites.

                                                                             NZ QUIZ Answer: Weihnachtsstollen is a
                 Andrea O’Donnell                  Thanks to Property        traditional German bread eaten at
                 Residential Sales Consultant      Brokers Real Estate       Christmas. It is a fruit bread of nuts, spices
                 Palmerston North                  for sponsoring our        and dried or candied fruit, coated with
                 06 351 2825 , 027 483 4211        newsletter. If you        powdered or icing sugar.
                 realestateandrea.co.nz            want information
                                                   about the property
                 Property Brokers
                 240 Broadway Ave Palmerston
                                                   market, please give
                                                   Andrea O’Donnell a        Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
                 North
                 propertybrokers.co.nz             call on 351 2825.         Dean Halford
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