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CONTENTS

3        National Committee Members
                                                                       ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.
4        President’s Report                                            NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEMBERS
5        The Editor                                                                     President: Mike Dew #2415
                                                                                        367 Wairakei Road, Burnside,
5        New Members                                                                    Christchurch 8053
                                                                                        Ph: 03 359 4949
6        Administrator's Report                                                         Mobile: 027 283 0235
                                                                                        Email: president@ulysses.org.nz
8        Secretary's Report                                                             Vice President: Tim (Tiny) Stewart #8959
                                                                                        25 Tait Drive, Greenmeadows, Napier, 4112
8        National Quartermaster's Report                                                Ph: 06 845 0238
                                                                                        Mobile: 021 053 7842
9        Notice of AGM                                                                  Email: vice.p@ulysses.org.nz
                                                                                        Treasurer: Stuart Burns #3703
14       Branch News
                                                                                        33A Iles Road, Lynmore, Rotorua 3010

20
                                                                                        Ph: 07 345 3053
         Letter To The Editor                                                           Mobile: 021 972 535
                                                                                        Email: treasurer@ulysses.org.nz
22       2019 AGM Bike Raffle
                                                                                        Secretary: Pete Graham #8196
                                                                                        71 Snodgrass Road, RD 2 Ext, Westport, 7892
                                                                                        Ph: 03 789 7749
Articles                                                                                Mobile: 021 271 2846
                                                                                        Email: secretary@ulysses.org.nz
24       Touring Tasmania                                                               Committee: Wayne Painter #1756
                                                                                        PO Box 100054, North Shore Mail,
26       Triumph Factory Visit                                                          Auckland 0745
                                                                                        Ph: 09 444 2770
27       ACC Consultation                                                               Mobile: 027 289 1018
                                                                                        Email: com.1@ulysses.org.nz
28       2018 Harihari Rally                                                            Committee: Jim Furneaux #2098
                                                                                        47 Ward Street, Upper Hutt 5018
31       Remembrance Run                                                                Ph: 04 971 2893
                                                                                        Mobile: 021 244 2091
32       Still Growing Old Disgracefully                                                Email: com.2@ulysses.org.nz

35       Pategonia Tour                                                                 Committee: Jane Laing #6361
                                                                                        75A Weld Street, Redwoodtown,
40       Shag and Oink                                                                  Blenheim, 7201
                                                                                        Ph: 03 577 6663
44       Rallies                                                                        Mobile: 022 450 7042
                                                                                        Email: com.3@ulysses.org.nz
46       Branch Meeting Times and Contacts

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MIKE DEW #2415
NATIONAL PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT’S REPORT

O
              nly a few weeks to go until     reprobates is now a shadow of itself          one-on-one training.
              Christmas and then the          according to one of the club stalwarts I        We have lots of motorcycling training
              end of another year. I can      spoke to recently. I could do some re-        instructors out there offering training for
              remember someone saying         search on the membership numbers, but         road riding (tar sealed roads) but none
to me when I was a lot younger that time      I don’t really wish to confirm whether one    that I can find for adventure riders.
fly’s by when you’re having fun and as        of our greatest two-wheeled societies is      When I say adventure riders, I don’t just
you get older. I don’t know why it’s flying   fading into oblivion”. Do you think Paul      mean, e.g. dirt tracks etc. but riding on
by quicker now, as there’s still the same     is correct and if so, what are you going      legal gravel and paper roads etc. e.g.
number of hours in a day and weeks in         to do to assist the Club in not fading into   Danseys Pass, Molesworth Station.
a year. Enjoy every minute you have on        oblivion?                                     There’s got to be a market for this, as
this side of the earth and try to remem-         Also, a friendly reminder to send in       adventure bikes are now one of the big
ber that it’s not always about what you       your registration forms for the National      sellers in NZ and overseas. Wouldn’t it
want, as it can be very satisfying doing      Rally being held in Hastings over the         be good if ACC offered some funding to
something for someone else. I’d like to       weekend 29-31 March 2019. These ral-          upskill those that are riding adventure
wish you all a very Merry Christmas and       lies require your support, as the week-       bikes (gravel road etc.) or expanded the
all the best for the New Year.                end’s events have been organised for          Ride Forever courses to including gravel
    Congratulations to those members          you the members of the Ulysses Club.          roads? There are lots of riders out there
who were nominated for positions on the       The members of the organising com-            that have had no training in how to ride
2019/20 National Committee (Natcom).          mittee put in many hours of work to           on gravel, e.g. roadworks, as it doesn’t
Great to see Andy Wilson (Wairarapa)          ensure the rally is a fun weekend and it      seem to be a requirement when going
putting his name forward to join five of      is disappointing for them, when we, the       for a motorcycle licence.
the existing committee members who            members of the club don’t make much of          Not long after I got my Africa Twin
also stood for re-election (Jim Furneaux      an effort to turn up. The rally is a great    (AT), I attended a suspension setup
and I didn’t stand for re-election).          venue to make new friends, as we all          presentation run by Dave Moss in
    There’s still one vacancy for a com-      have a common interest in motorcycling.       Christchurch, as I had no idea how to
mittee member and nominations will be            The last two years I’ve not spent much     set up a modern bike. Dave informed
taken from the floor at the AGM. I was a      time touring around the country on my         me that the suspension on the bike
little disappointed, but not surprised at     1500 Goldwing. My new passion is for          was too soft for the bike and me and it
the low number of nominations received.       adventure riding, but I’ve never been one     should be upgraded to get the best out
Over the last couple of years, I’ve also      for off-road riding in the past, and it has   of the bike. Quite a few months later
seen an increasing number of branches         been a big learning curve for me. Luck-       (12-18) and after reading an article
also having difficulty filling appointments   ily there are lots of clips on YouTube to     in BRM (April 2018) about MotoSR in
on their committees. This is from the top     watch, but that’s not the same as some        Taupo upgrading the suspension to
down, and I think it has a lot to do                                                              an AT, the decision was made to
with our ageing membership, as the                                                                upgrade my shocks. After several
older members don’t want to commit                                                                phone calls to Scotty at MotoSR, I
to things long term. In the last three                                                            removed the front and rear suspen-
years, the South Canterbury and                                                                   sion and couriered it up to him to
Tokoroa Branches have closed, as                                                                  work his magic. A few weeks later
they were unable to form a com-                                                                   (delay in getting a rear spring) I
mittee and that is disappointing                                                                  refitted the suspension and straight
when only three branch members                                                                    away noticed a big difference.
are required to form a committee                                                                  Scotty rings me regularly to ask
(Coordinator, Secretary / Treasurer                                                               how the setup is working and to
and one committee member).                                                                        offer advice on how to fine turn the
    Do I think things are going to                                                                suspension for my riding style.
improve? No.                                                                                        Overall, it’s a great improvement
    There was a very interesting                                                                  over the standard suspension, on
article “Zen and the art of gold card                                                             and off road and for me well worth
motorcycling” in the December Bike                                                                the money I spent. Thanks, Scotty.
Rider Magazine (BRM) on page                                                                        Stay upright.
34, where Paul Owen in part stated
“I’m not the only biker headed for                                                               Mike Dew #2415
the home. The Ulysses Club, that                                                                 National President
bastion of “Grow Old Disgracefully”                                                              The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc.

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PAUL LANCE
ULYSSIAN EDITOR

EDITORIAL
                                                                                          Last day for
                                                                                        submissions for
                                                                                       the next Ulyssian

S
                                                                                          magazine is
                                                                                          February 8,
           ummer is upon us and it’s great        which group they’re going to               2019.       avoiding action at a moment’s
           to read the reports and see that       ride with or event they’re going to                           notice. Expect the un-expected is
           everyone is getting out there.         attend. It’s almost become a matter                       a good motto…
           You can see it on the roads too,       of who shouts (or promotes) the loudest                We’ve got a Letter to the Editor this issue
with bikes appearing around what seems            will get the numbers, but it seems like the        from a member concerning issues facing
like every corner, all deserving a wave           decline is across the board, not just Ulysses      the Club, with a response from National
or a nod. And with the better weather,            events. Simply, there are only so many             Vice President, Tim ‘Tiny’ Stewart. I believe
it’s also seen an increase in organised           motorcyclists, so with more events on it           if there’s one thing the Club needs to focus
rides and events happening throughout             doesn’t take a mathematician to work out           on, it’s getting the club spirit back, with
the country every weekend, which means            what the outcome will be.                          more members getting actively involved in
as riders we’re literally spoilt for choice if       Another concerning factor is the                attending events and encouraging others to
we’re looking for somewhere to go.                propensity for accidents in a group riding         do the same. Unfortunately, as we can see
   But reading through some of the Branch         situation. It’s a whole different situation than   from the amount of rides and events going
news and that surge in events and rides           riding by yourself or with riders you trust,       on, it’s a competitive environment and we
has resulted in rider numbers declining from      so you need to be aware of what’s going            need members to be encouraging fellow
some of the club rides, as people decide          on around you and be prepared to take              riders to join the fold.

                                                          NEW MEMBERS
Membership                                                                  Membership
Number         First Name     Surname            Branch                     Number          First Name    Surname            Branch
9834           Tim            Coopey             North Harbour              9821            Norm          Martin             Rotorua
9832           Jim            Webster            Hawkes Bay                 9822            Debbie        Martin             Rotorua
9833           Peter          Wooller            Auckland                   9823            Varian        Wilson             Auckland
9830           James          Flynn              Rotorua                    9818            Steve         Crabtree           Wellington
9831           Marion         Flynn              Rotorua                    9815            Yvonne        Collins            Nelson
9828           John           Goddard            Wellington                 9816            Philip        Crabtree           Wellington
9829           Rowena         Goddard            Wellington                 9814            Russell       Johnson            Nelson
9826           Russell        Martin             Nelson                     9813            John          McLean             Nelson
9825           Romain         Martin             Nelson                     9812            Stephen       Rogers             Gisborne
9827           Kevin          Wells              Nelson                     9817            Patrick       Walsh              Auckland
9824           Clifford       Garside            Auckland                   9810            Phil          Ness               Turangi
9819           Brian          Hayman             Rotorua                    9809            Richard       Bleakley           Far North
9820           Tracey         Hayman             Rotorua

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ADMINISTRATOR'S REPORT DECEMBER 2018

    Date                                    Nov 2017              March 2018               May 2018               Aug 2018            Nov 2018

    Newest Member                            9728                    9779                     9818                     9842              9866

    Current Members                          2656                    2414                   2463                       2486            2503

    Odyssey Medal Holders                      27                     27                      30                        30               30

    NZ Directory Members                     2216                    2018                   2053                       2075            2093

    Overseas members                                                                                                                     9

    Average Membership Duration                                                                                  11.5 years          11.7 years

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REPORTS DECEMBER 2018

                                              SECRETARY'S REPORT
Branch AGMs                                   You have until 14th January 2019 to             Secretary and MUST be accompanied by:
The notice in this Ulyssian was written       nominate Club members for this valued               • Nomination form (available on Links
using information from Branch AGM             award; Odyssey Medals are awarded               page of National Website).
minutes received and extrapolating from       to a member who has at least 10 years               • A detailed justification setting out why
year’s list. NOTE - only a couple of 2018     continuous membership and given valued          it is believed the nominee deserves the
Branch minutes recorded a date for their      and meritorious service to the Club,            honour.
next (2019) AGM, which makes this job         particularly at Branch level. The first stage       • A photograph of the nominee.
tricky and prone to errors. Please check      is for a member to put forward a name to        Send nominations to the National
and let me know what is wrong (date,             their Branch Committee; if they endorse      Administrator, PO Box 40218,
venue etc.) for your branch, I’ll publish a   the nomination, it proceeds to Natcom           Upper Hutt 5140
correction in the March Ulyssian.             before the closing date.
                                                 All nominations for this honour must         Pete Graham #8196
Odyssey Medal Awards                          come from the Branch Coordinator and            National Secretary

      NATIONAL QUARTERMASTER REPORT
At the September Natcom meeting,              will possibly have to wait till the New
we made a couple of decisions around          Year to receive yours. As soon as I get
some of the money sitting in the              them, you will! There is a letter in the
Rider Safety Reserve. We decided              package which explains what these are
to subsidise the Hi Vis Vests even            for, please read it carefully.
further so that these now only cost               It is gratifying to be able to use some
our members $50. This is great value          of this money raised through the annual
for a good quality vest and we hope           Motorbike Raffle, towards these safety
it will encourage more of you to wear         items for the Branches. Remember also
one. ‘Being seen’ when you’re out on          to claim from this fund for your Branch
two wheels is important, wearing a            Rider Safety training and First Aid
vest might help to reduce the ‘Smidsy’        courses – talk to Jim Furneaux about
incidents for our membership.                 this.
   Our second decision was to send                As Christmas roars towards us as a
each Branch Committee a number of             great rate of knots I hope you will check
Hi Vis Vests and First Aid Kits. I have       out the Gear available on our National          Branch Christmas Do.
begun to send these out and so far 12         website. Bucket hats, lightweight                 Happy Christmas everyone and a safe
Branches have received the packages.          neck-warmers, shirts and everything             and happy New Year in 2019.
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ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING MARCH 2019

                                THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NZ INC
                                ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING,
                   VENUE: CLUB HASTINGS, 308 VICTORIA STREET, HASTINGS
                           SATURDAY, 30 MARCH 2019 AT 10.00AM

              Meeting Agenda
              1.    Welcome and Greetings                              8.    Matters arising from report
              2.    Apologies                                          9.    Coordinators’ Meeting Report
              3.    Minutes of AGM held at MOSGIEL 2018                10.   General Business
              4.    Matters Arising                                    11.   Odyssey Medal Presentation (if any forthcoming)
              5.    President’s Report                                 12.   2020 AGM - presentation
              6.    Matters arising from report                        13.   Election Of Officers
              7.    Treasurer’s Report

General Business                             Subscription/ Membership                          membership to avoid a late fee. Please
Hastings AGM                                 Renewals                                          note that if your membership is not cur-
Please note that only those items of         If your Club subscription is due at the           rent at the time of the National AGM then
General Business or Members Questions        end of 2018 you will have received an             any vote cast will be invalid and although
which are notified in writing, (including    email or letter from the National Admin-          you may attend the AGM, you will be un-
by email) to the National Secretary by       istrator. If you recieve a printed Ulyssian       able to vote.
Friday 1 Feb 2019 will be accepted for       this is shown on the address label. If the
discussion in General Business at the        renewal date is December 2018, then you
AGM.                                         have until 1 February 2019 to pay your

Nominations for National Committee, with the proposer & seconder are…
NB: There is still one vacancy for a committee member.

 Nominee                        #       Nominator                      #       Seconded                          #       Incumbent
 President

 Tim ‘Tiny’ Stewart            8959     Mike Clark                   8916      Sue Hill                         9485          (V-P)

 Vice-President

 L Wayne Painter               1756     John Heebink                 1032      Barry Holland                    8331      (Committee)

 Treasurer

 Stuart ‘Smokey’ Burns         3703     Gordon White                 1272      Hartley Gray                     6974            Y

 Secretary

 Pete Graham                   8196     Rex Collins                  5262      Kara Blom                        9588            Y

 Committee

 Jane Laing                    6361     Kelvin Watson                3602      John Sinclair                    9727            Y

 Andy Wilson                   7169     Nik Player                   8778      Wally Richards                   9152

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FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2019

                                                                                                 Closing
                                                                                                 date for         Address for
     #         Branch        AGM date             Venue               Time       Positions
                                                                                                 nomina-          nominations
                                                                                                  tions
                                            Manukau Cruising                                                  Branch Secretary, 32
                               4 Mar                                            P, VP, T, S,
         1     Auckland                    Club, Orpheus Drive,      7.30 pm                    4 Feb 2019   Mont le Grand Road, Mt
                               2019                                               4 Com                       Eden, Auckland 1024
                                              Manukau 1061
                              23 Feb      Star Tavern, Cape Foul-                                 9 Feb       Branch Secretary, 49
         2      Buller                                               7.00 pm    C, S, T, Com
                               2019                wind                                           2019        Romilly St, Westport

                               14 Feb                                            C, S, T, 5       14 Jan      Canterbury Secretary,
                                          Cashmere Club, Hunter
         3    Canterbury                                             8.00 pm                                 86 Milns Road, Halswell
                                2019        Tce, Christchurch                      Com             2019               8025

                               5 May         Whakapara Hall,                    C, VC, S, T,                  Branch Secretary, 78
         4     Far North                                             11.00 am                   5 Apr 2019   Bounty Place, Rauman-
                               2019           Whakapara                           6 Com                       ga, Whangarei 0110
                                          Tatapouri Fishing Club,                                              Branch Secretary, 3
                               2 May                                            C, VC, S/T,
         5     Gisborne                     58 Esplanade, Gis-       7.30 pm                    1 Apr 2019   Pohutukawa Grove, Gis-
                               2019                                               3 Com                            borne 4010
                                               borne 4010
                                            Club Hastings, Up-                                                Branch Secretary, 48A
                               1 May                                             P, T, S, 4
         6   Hawkes Bay                    stairs meeting room,      7.00 pm                    1 Apr 2019    King St, Taradale, Na-
                               2019                                                Com
                                           Victoria St, Hastings                                                    pier 4112

                               1 May       The Jolly', 93 Mazen-                C, VC, S, T,                  Branch Secretary, 24
         7   Kapiti Coast                 garb Rd, Paraparaumu       7.30 pm                    1 Apr 2019    Kereru St, Waikanae
                               2019            Beach, Kapiti                      5 Com                              5036
                               2 May        Riverside Lodge, Te                                               Branch Secretary, 17
         8   King Country                                            7.30 pm    C, S, T, Com    1 Apr 2019
                               2019                 Kuiti                                                    Baynes St, Te Kuiti 3910
                                                                                                              Branch Secretary, 99A
                               7 May       Bunnythorpe Tavern,                   C, S, T, 3                    Schnell Drive, Kelvin
         9    Manawatu                                               7.30 pm                    7 Apr 2019      Grove, Palmerston
                               2019           Bunnythorpe                          Com
                                                                                                                      North

                              14 Feb       Redwoodtown Com-                      C, VC, S,        14 Jan      Branch Secretary, 94
     10      Marlborough                  munity Centre, Weld St,    7.30 pm     T, up to 8                   Howick Rd, Blenheim
                               2019              Blenheim                           Com            2019              7201

                              22 Feb                                             C, S, T, 4       21 Jan      Branch Secretary, 63
                                           Club Waimea, Queen
     11         Nelson                                               7.30 pm                                  Golf Rd, Tahunanui,
                               2019           St, Richmond                         Com             2019           Nelson 7011
                                            231 East Coast Rd,                  P, VP, T, S,                  Branch Secretary, 30
     12      North Harbour   4 Apr 2019    Campbells Bay, Auck-      7.30 pm                    4 Mar 2019   Blue Gum Drive, Wark-
                                                  land                            4 Com                           worth, 9100
                              17 April    Criterion Hotel, 3 Tyne               P, VP, S/T, 3                  Branch Secretary, 25
     13      North Otago                                             7.30 pm                    8 Apr 2019
                               2019       St, South Hill, Oamaru                    Com                      Itchen St, Oamaru 9400

                                          Otago Motorcycle Club                                                Branch Secretary, 3
                               7 May                                            C, VC, S, T,     31 Mar
     14         Otago                     Tearooms, 3 Clarke St,     7.00 pm                                 Stevenson Rd, Concord,
                               2019             Dunedin                           5 Com           2019
                                                                                                                  Dunedin 9045
                                                                                                               Branch Secretary, 9
                               5 May      St John Office, Pereriki               C, S, T, 4      29 Mar
     15         Rotorua                                              7.00 pm                                 Everard Place, Ngongo-
                               2019             St, Rotorua                        Com            2019
                                                                                                               taha, Rotorua 3010

                              18 May                                              S, S/T, 3       18 Apr     Branch Secretary, 145
     16        Southland                        Venue TBA             TBA                                    Wicklow St, Clifton, In-
                               2019                                                 Com            2019         vercargill 9812

                               1 May                                            SC, S, T, 4                   Branch Secretary, 6
                                           Inglewood Club, Moa
     17        Taranaki                                              7.00 pm                    1 Apr 2019    Brecon Rd, Stratford
                               2019            St, Inglewood                      Com                                4332

                                          RSA, Marae St, Tauma-                  C, T, S, 3       9 Mar       Branch Secretary, 52
     18       Taumarunui     9 Apr 2019                              7.00 pm                                 Mahoe Rd, RD2 Taum-
                                                 runui                             Com            2019            urunui 3992

                               9 May                                             C, S, T, 3                   Branch Secretary, 51
                                           Taupo Cosmopolitan
     19         Taupo                                                7.00 pm                    9 Apr 2019     Kurupae Rd, Taupo
                               2019       Club, Taniwha St, Taupo                  Com                               3330

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FORTHCOMING BRANCH AGM NOTICES 2019

                                                                                                                Closing
                                    AGM                                                                         date for             Address for
   #           Branch                                        Venue               Time         Positions
                                    date                                                                         nomina-             nominations
                                                                                                                  tions

                                    16 Apr        Tauranga Citizens Club,                    C, VC, S, T,        16 Mar          Branch Secretary, PO
    20          Tauranga                            170 Thirteenth Ave,        7.30 pm                                           Box 160, Seventh Av-
                                     2019            Tauranga South                             Com               2019           enue, Tauranga 3112

                                     6 Mar           Bridge Motel, SH1,                        C, S ,T, 2                         Branch Secretary, 2A
    22          Turangi                                                         7.30 pm                        6 Feb 2019         Poihaere St, Turangi
                                     2019                 Turangi                                Com                                     3334
            Waihi-Thames            12 May          Paeroa RSA, 67 Bel-                        C, S ,T, 4         12 Apr          40 MacMillan St, Hill
    23                                                                          2.00 pm
               Valley                2019            mont Rd, Paeroa                             Com               2019         View Park, Katikati 3129

                                    6 May           Waikato Commerce                          C, VC, S, T,                        14 Brookview Court,
    24          Waikato                            Club, 197 Collingwood        7.30 pm                        6 Apr 2019        Queenwood, Hamilton
                                    2019             St, Hamilton West                          3 Com                                    3210

                                    20 May                                                                        20 Apr        Branch Secretary, 1145
                                                   Club Wairarapa, Essex
    25         Wairarapa                                                        7.30 pm      C, S, T, Com                         Kahutara Rd, RD2
                                     2019              St, Masterton                                               2019              Featherston
                                    2 May         RSA, 170 Hill St, Wan-                       C, S, T, 3                       Coordinator, 33C Pitt St,
    26         Wanganui                                                         7.30 pm                        2 Apr 2019
                                    2019                 ganui                                   Com                               Wanganui 4500

                                    7 May                                                      C, S, T, 4                       Secretary, 21 Woolwich
                                                   Petone Working Mens
    27         Wellington                                                       8.00 pm                        7 Apr 2019       Close, Whitby, Porirua
                                    2019           Club, Udy St , Petone                         Com                                     5024

                                    9 April          Hokitika Chartered                        C, S, T, 4         10 Mar          Westland Branch, 1
    28         Westland                             Club, 42 Hamilton St,       6.30 pm                                          West Drive, RD2 Hoki-
                                     2019                  Hokitika                              Com               2019                tika 7882
                                    10 Apr        Ohope Chartered Club,                       C, VC, S, T,        10 Mar        382 River Rd, Kawerau
    29        Whakatane                                                         7.30 pm
                                     2019           Bluett Rd, Ohope                             Com               2019                 3127

Key: C - Coordinator, P - Branch President, VC - Vice Coordinator, VP - Branch Vice President, S - Secretary, T - Treasurer, S/T - Secretary/Treasurer,
Com - Committee

1. This branch AGM Notice has been assembled from a variety of information provided by branches and details from last year. There may be
errors or omissions as some requests have not been answered; contact secretary@ulysses.org.nz with changes that may be printed in the
March Ulyssian.
2. You may use the following Generic Branch Nomination form.

               GENERIC BRANCH AGM NOMINATION FORM 2019
       THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC.
       I nominate: 							                                                                           Member No. #

       For the position of: {please circle one}		 Coordinator		 Branch President
       					Vice-Coordinator		Branch Vice-President
       					Branch Treasurer		Branch Secretary
       					Committee Member

       Nomination Accepted by: 						                                                                Date:

       Nominated by: 							                                                                         Member No. #

       Seconded by: 							                                                                          Member No. #

       All nominations are accepted with no pre-conditions

                                                                                                                     Ulyssian DECEMBER 2018 |             11
OBITUARY

                                  RIP BARRY HAMILTON(BEAR)
                            #3 NZ AND #520 AUSTRALIAN ULYSSES
                                  LIFE MEMBER NZ ULYSSES
            Our National Ulysses “Grandfather” and one of the few founding members of Ulysses NZ.
Barry joined Ulysses Australia in 1986.        It wasn’t long before there were about
He was given this membership for his         30 signed up NZ members and they
45th birthday by his good friend Charlie     became a Branch of Australian Ulysses.
Brown # 4 NZ. Barry loved the whole          Soon there were around 100 members in
idea of “Growing Old Disgracefully”          NZ. These members asked permission
which fitted in well with his “Milk Bar      of Australia to break away. Ulysses NZ
Cowboy” lifestyle. He and his mates          became a separate club in 1988. Barry
used to gather at the Beaumont café          then became the first Coordinator of the
in Dunedin, drinking soda shakes then        Oamaru branch.
roaring off, creating as much noise as         Riding since he was 14, Barry owned
possible.                                    about 40 bikes and put high miles/km on
   Along with Charlie, the two of them       each one. His beloved BMW clocked up
travelled far and wide to rallies all over   111,000km.
NZ. It became Barry’s mission to spread        Along with his mates, their favourite
the Ulysses “word” to any motorcyclist       activity was to get the police to chase
who looked over 40 (there weren’t            them. “They had motorbikes that weren’t
many, he said, in those years). He           as fast as ours. We used to peel off and
carried Ulysses Australia joining forms      go down different streets,” he used to          metal one. Also, both knees were replaced,
everywhere he went.                          cheekily tell us.                               hence restricting him on the styles of bikes
                                                      Barry loved speed. Many years          to ride.
                                                   ago, he rode around the South                This did not stop him and he rode right up
                                                   Island in less than 24hours in a          to last year.
                                                   Gumball style challenge with his             Barry also did a brief term as coordinator
                                                   mates. Average speed had to be            of Otago Branch when he moved to
                                                   over 100kph! He didn’t slow down          Dunedin. Then he bought a house bus
                                                   much as he aged, as those of us           and moved to Motueka in the Tasman area
                                                   that rode with him can testify.           where he drove a bus doing winery tours,
                                                      He had a bad accident with a car       then later a school bus until he retired at
                                                   when he was 19, breaking his leg in       around 72/73
                                                   57 places                                    He was much loved by all of us in the
                                                      resulting years later in getting his   Nelson branch and will be sadly missed
                                                   femur removed and replaced with a         Lorraine Lindsay #1117 (Coordinator)

                                                                                                      OBITUARY
                                                                                                    JOHN GIBBONS
                                                                                               Suddenly on Friday, 28th September
                                                                                               2018. Loved husband of Christine.
                                                                                               Loved father and father-in-law of
                                                                                               Mike and Bronnie, Jenna and Julian,
                                                                                               and Andrew and Francine. Fabulous
                                                                                               granddad of Archie and Corbyn.
                                                                                               A service for John will be held at
                                                                                               Legacy Gardens, 53 Te Okuroa Dr,
                                                                                               Papamoa on Tuesday, October 2,
                                                                                               2018 at 11:00 AM followed by a pri-
                                                                                               vate cremation. Bruce B
                                                                                               All communication to the Gibbons
                                                                                               family c/- PO Box 3136, Greerton,
                                                                                               Tauranga

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Ulysses Club 2019 National Rally
                         Hosted by the Hawke’s Bay Branch in Hastings, Hawkes Bay
                               Friday 29th – Sunday 31st March 2019
Venue; Clubs Hastings - 308 Victoria Street, Hastings 4122 Registration: - From 1PM Friday 29th
Saturday Night Theme is:- “Last of the Summer Whine” Wear your flat cap, scruffy suit, baggy stockings,
pinny, fish net stockings, mini skirt, frock or best suit and come as Clegg, Compo, Nora Batty, Foggy, Truly, Pearl, Marina
or Howard etc. .”The even’n be champion, plenty o chelpin, tha nite go-off chuffin well”.

Name:                                                                      Ulysses Membership: #                       _
Tick if Coordinator           and/or NatCom member

Partner Name:                                                              Ulysses Membership: #                       _
Tick if Coordinator           and/or NatCom member                         and / or non Member

email:                                                                         Phone:                   _____________

Address:                                                                      Branch:                    _____________

                                                                   ____        Registrations will be acknowledged by email.
                                                                               For any queries, please email;
                                                                   ____        ulysses2019@gmail.com
                                                                               More info at; www.ulysses.org.nz

 Options and Payment                                                        Number        per Person          Amount
 National Rally / AGM Registration Fee                                                      @ $20
 Special Package deal: BOTH BADGES                                                          @ $16
 Local Hawke’s Bay Badge x 1                                                                @ $10
 National 2019 Rally Badge x 1                                                              @ $10
 Friday Evening/Meal/Social/Games (Bar Open 4pm, Food 6:30pm)                               @ $18
 Lamb Shank on mash with vegatables and a jus.
 Saturday Evening/Full Buffet Meal/Dancing/Fun Bar open 5pm                                 @$35
 Saturday Evening/Meal/Dancing Non-Member attend only                                       @$45
 Sunday Breakfast full cooked (Member) (Natcom subsidised $10)                              @$10
 Sunday Breakfast full cooked (Non-Member)                                                  @$20
 Rally T Shirt Active Wear – circle your choice
 Men       S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL                                                             @$22
 Woman 8 10 12 14               16     18     20                                            @$22

                                                                             TOTAL add total here $

 Please detail any dietary requirements;

Please tick           I registered online at; www.ulysses.org.nz/2019-agm-registration                 CUT OFF DATE
                                                                                                         th
                                                                                                       28 February 2019
     With             Payment by online banking into account 03-1517-0006290-002
                       (Please include Membership number and surname)

         OR           Scan and email registration to ulysses2019@gmail.com
                      WITH Payment by online banking into account 03-1517-0006290-002

         OR           POST completed form to: ULYSSES Hawke’s Bay Branch, 61 Algernon Road RD2 Hastings 4172
                      WITH Payment by Cheque Payable To; Ulysses Club Hawkes Bay Branch

Please Note; Non-Members ONLY attending Saturday evening function and only paying $45, are not entitled to attend
the Friday function.

                                                                                              Ulyssian DECEMBER 2018 |        13
BRANCH NEWS

AUCKLAND'S ANSWER                                our Auckland Branch Rally and hopefully         then get started. I am sure Bruce will be
Hi all from us in the big smoke.                 there are some good stories floating            pleased to hear from you.
The Auckland branch is ticking along             around that. We are having our Branch              A small note here on the badges that
nicely and we have had some great rides,         Xmas BBQ on the 8th of December, so             are issued for these events. They have
coffee and conversations and general             hoping for some fine weather for that one.      increased in price and have minimum
socialising. It is good to see members           I would like to wish everyone a very merry      order quantities, this is having an adverse
participating in these activities.               Xmas and a happy New Year, I do hope            effect on funds raised and costs. The
A couple of us recently went along to            Santa is very kind to you. We will be           committee have noted this and are
Auckland HD to have our say on this              away in our caravan for 3 weeks over the        contacting the suppliers to see how
year’s ACC consultation process. This            Xmas/New Year period, so if any of you          we can help each other continue doing
whole consultation is a joke, they say they      are traveling around north of Auckland,         business together. I am sure there will be
want to get honest and valid arguments           look up a wonderful little place called         more on this later.
against putting up the ACC levies, but           Tinopai, turn into the small camping and           The Christmas Party. More information
here is the problem with that statement.         go straight ahead to find us.                   in the branch newsletter, possibly by the
The ACC spokesperson told us that the            The coffee is always on.                        time you get to read this it may be over.
largest percentage of motorcycle related         Cheers                                             The Rides Committee have put together
claims are from riders in the 40 to 60                                                           a diverse list of rides for the next few
year age group. She was then asked why           Clive Thomas # 2383                             months and I am sure there is more than
they are holding a consultation meeting          Auckland President                              one with your name on it. You never know
on a Monday as most of those that are                                                            who you are going to meet, especially
affected are at work. She had no answer          CANTERBURY TALES                                if you haven’t been out with group for a
to this question and moved on to different       There are a few things to cover, so let’s       while. If you have Wednesdays off or a
subject.                                         get started.                                    free day, why not join the Knitting group
I then asked her how they can justify an            We used the Kick Start day down              for an entertaining day.
increase when they had $607m surplus             here as a bit of a recruitment drive and it        Last month I advised the branch
last year. Her answer to this was that           turned out to be very successful, not only      committee and members that I will not be
there has been 9% increase in claims             bringing in new members but also to help        standing for Coordinators position at the
over the whole vehicle account. I then           us push the 1000k ride and the Helicopter       next branch AGM.
pointed out to her that motor vehicle            Hunt to the local motorcycle clubs.                I have been asked what’s involved?
registrations had increased by 5% over              To those new members who attended            There is a great set of notes available
the past year and as there are over              the branch meeting I believe you have           listing the duties of the committee,
3 million registered vehicles in New             joined the best club in NZ, if not the world.   Secretary, Treasurer, and of course the
Zealand, a 5% increase is more than              Remember that you only get what you             Coordinator/Branch President. You don’t
enough extra revenue to cover the extra          put into it. Try to meet somebody new           need to be a long serving member, you
claims. But sadly, no answer was given           every time you attend a meeting or go           just need to willing and able give your
and again moved on to a different subject,       on a ride, you may get a bit of a surprize      time and energy. There are experienced
so expect an increase in all fees next           and find yourself with a lot of new friends.    members in the Branch who will act as
year.                                            Please remember that as a member of             advisors and help you whenever they
The one good thing that they are                 The Ulysses Club you are a member of            can. If you are interested please feel
proposing is that if you do a Gold training      the Club first and the Branch second.           free to make contact in the strictest
course and have been riding for a                Although, I must admit to being more than       confidence, and please be aware you are
minimum of 10years, then you can get             a bit one eyed.                                 not committed to anything until you decide
a $100.00 per year reduction in your                The 1000k is over for another year and       what you want to be and of course accept
motorcycle registration for 2years. While        without Steve P and Chris C it wouldn’t         your nomination.
I think this is definitely a move in the right   happen. Well done to a great team that             The Summer rally and riding season
direction, it is a pity that it only involves    have increased the participation in this        is getting into full swing and there must
one training company and does nothing            event. With all the routes available around     be a rally or fundraising ride happening
to encourage learners to do some formal          the South Island, there must one for you        somewhere around the country every
rider training.                                  and your mates to do each year, at least        weekend. I am sure there must be a local
One of the disappointing decisions that          for the next few years.                         road or two that you haven’t travelled or
we have had to make is that there will              The Helicopter Hunt is now underway          been down for a long time, maybe it is
not be an Auckland Rescue Helicopter             and is still open for you to enter and          time to check it out. You never know what
Charity Ride next year. This has been an         complete. There was a small error with          you may find.
annual ride since 1995, but these days           Bruce’s email address published in the             We had the first of what I hope is many
with the amount of charity rides that are        local newsletter and now that this has          “Bikers In Blue” ride here in Christchurch
happening, it is getting harder and harder       been fixed he may get more entries. If          back on the 9th of September along with
to get sponsorship and prizes to hand out.       you plan on doing this as an individual or      runs all over the country, these were well
We may redo it in the future and possibly        with a team of friends in one day or over a     supported both locally and nationally
make it a 2-yearly event.                        weekend or even as you get a bit of time        by Placemakers. It was great to see the
By the time you read this we will have had       and have yet to register, do it now and         coverage in their national newsletter with

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BRANCH NEWS

a Ulysses member in just about every           proved challenging, due to the road               and that the motorcycle was doing in
photo, well done.                              conditions. but a lot of fun was had,             excess of 160 km/h. Hard to argue that
  If you are in the area our branch            as always. Some of us attended the                the cheese-cutter barrier was responsible
meeting is the 3rd Wednesday of the            remembrance service in Taupo with the             for that one. I didn’t have any statistics to
month at the Cashmere Club and we              weekend turning on awesome weather                quote to dispute this. The installation has
would like to see you.                         allowing us to ride the loop. A change for        begun.
  We wish you and yours a Merry                us, as we don’t have many options in the            Well, the silly season is close.
Christmas and prosperous New Year              Gisborne distract although we have some             Take care out there and assume the
Ride safe and stay upright                     amazing spots to ride too.                        other guy hasn’t seen you. Be safe.
Stephen Orpwood #2119                             You all should come and explore.               Cheers,
Branch Coordinator                             Cheers from the East coast.
                                               Chrissy #5993                                     Barry Robertson #8175
FAR NORTH FROLIX
Hi All,                                          Lunch by the sea
                                                                                                 KAPITI CAPERS
Here we are near year’s end again. Hope                                                          Greetings all,
you’ve done lots of riding like we have. At                                                         It’s been an eventful quarter here at
least 5,000km have been covered by my                                                            the Kapiti Branch with arrangements
motorcycle in that time.                                                                         underway for the release of our summer
We’ve had our Far North Rally in                                                                 activities program and Christmas lunch.
September which was once again well                                                                 Our new website, in conjunction with
attended and enjoyed by all. What                                                                local newspaper advertisements, has
would we do without my wife Anne Grbin                                                           proven its worth by providing an attractive
organising and coordinating everything,                                                          front door to the branch, and simplifying
plus a great team of helpers. Thank you                                                          the contact process for prospective
all.                                           HAWKES BAY HAPPENINGS                             members. The results show a steady
Members have been more and more                It’s in the air!                                  appetite for new membership information.
involved in events outside our Branch             This feeling of another summer is upon         It was also our pleasure to welcome a
with quite a few going down to the             us. It was 30 degrees here yesterday. I           new member, Martin Rushton #9857, to
Remembrance Run, the Ronnie Run in             don’t know about others, but I’m riding           the branch. Martin, we hope you enjoy
Auckland and the Motorcycle Show at the        almost every fine day now.                        many years of comradery with Ulysses.
ASB Showgrounds in Auckland to name               We’ve had a few really good club                  Thanks to our Vice Coordinator, Barry
a few.                                         rides in the last couple of months. Rides         Brown, for liaising with local media and
Several more members are participating         include Café 287 near Wairoa, and the             drafting the newspaper advertisements.
in the Pro-Rider training courses.             Patangata pub via Porangahau beach.                  Having such a geographically confined
So we can say we’ve had a successful           Mostly shorter runs at this time of year          region along the west coast we tend to
year up in the Winterless North.               because of the bad weather further afield.        venture out of our own area for longer
See you on the road somewhere soon.            These rides have been fitted in between           rides. Over the past three months we
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a        a few charity runs. We’ve had the HB              have travelled through the Manawatu,
Happy New Year                                 Harley Club Spring Run which supported            Wanganui, Hawkes Bay and Bay of Plenty
                                               Canteen, The British and American Club            districts. The comments below in relation
Nick Grbin #1688                               Run which supported Cranford Hospice,             to a recent ride through the Gentle
                                               and we have two more runs this coming             Annie’s, with a lunch stop in Hawkes Bay,
GIZZY NEWS                                     weekend (10th and 11th November).                 sum up our problem-solving prowess
Twilight rides/shed nights, ride forever          I was called in to an information briefing     when it comes to world motoring issues.
courses, fundraising rides and BBQ. Bring      to the Transport Department a few weeks              “Enjoyed by 7 bloke’s and 1 gentleman,
on a busy month for this branch.               back. They wanted our opinion of the              all scholars with eminence in the use
   Since last writing this report, not a lot   improvements they’re planning for the             of the Queen’s English. At the Tikokino
has been happening. Spur of the moment         section of highway between Bayview                refreshment establishment, we decided
rides have been well attended.                 (north of Napier) and Pakipaki (south             the fate of electric car, their batteries, the
   A ride to Tokomarua Bay for lunch           of Hastings). The stretch of highway              worlds diesel use, ACC costs, Insurance,
                                               they were talking about is 30 kilometres          speed limits, cyclist contributions
                                               long. They intend to install cheese-cutter        to registration, and road cones. All
                                               barriers right along the middle of this           dispatched within 10 minutes!” Alan
                                               road.                                             Stevenson
                                                  I pointed out the unpopularity of this            We continue to explore what the Kapiti
                                               choice of barrier among bikers. They said         Coast has to offer with our social events.
                                               that their statistics prove it to be the safest   Our pick for this issue is the Bus Stop
                                               option for stopping head on collisions.           Café, Te Horo. This is a café set amongst
  The team                                     They went on to say there had been only           trees on a lifestyle block, near the beach,
                                               one fatality due to this type of barrier,         open Friday to Sunday. As the name

                                                                                                         Ulyssian DECEMBER 2018 |          15
BRANCH NEWS

                                                                                          every second year and it is always well
                                                                                          supported. It follows a poker run format
                                                                                          with card draws at the four extreme
                                                                                          points of the North Island. North is
                                                                                          Houhoura, West is Rahoutu, East is Te
                                                                                          Araroa and South is Lake Ferry. This
                                                                                          event has been running since the early
                                                                                          1990s and the 54 entrants use the 3
                                                                                          week window to cover something like
                                                                                          3,500km each to complete the 4 points.
                                                                                          The final card draw and prize giving was
                                                                                          held at the Bunnythorpe Tavern on the
infers it’s an old bus conversion, with     indicated that that route would be rather     27th of October. The winner was Brian
good surrounding amenities (seating         damp, so an impromptu change saw the          Goldsworthy with Jacqueline Tanner
and shelter) for coffee and good food.      team head out over Track to a shed tour       second and Brian and Carina Percy third.
Well worth the 10-minute ride off SH1       at Mabey Contracting near Balance and         The worst poker hand (nothing above an
if passing through or as a destination      then on to the Sawyers Arms at Tikikino       8) went to Maurice Fletcher, a Manawatu
for lunch. Thanks to Jolene and Andrew      on SH50 for a great pub lunch. The return     member, and the hard luck award to
McPhee for organising these activities.     trip was by some very scenic back roads       Richard Tweedie of Kapiti who left his
   Thank you to all our branch members      between Waipukurau and Dannevirke.            score card at home (with a pair already
for your continued support and the          The sun shone all the way and a great         drawn and then drew another of the
committee members for your planning         day was had by all.                           same at the prizegiving).
and organising efforts behind the scenes.      The September ride was “Around the            The Branch was very well supported
Season’s greetings and safe riding from     Bays” in Wellington. A group of around        by City Honda, AFC Motorcycles,
the Kapiti Coast Branch.                    8 bikes left City Honda in Palmerston         Premier Tunnell Houses, CB Norwood
                                            North at 9.30am and travelled via SH1         and Tui Brewery, along with donations
Tony R. #9172                               and then Grays Road and the Haywards          from some of our members. The great
Kapiti Coordinator                          Hill to Petone and on to the Wahine           thing about this event is while you ride
                                            Memorial in Eastbourne. This was the          your own route and timing you all get
MANAWATU MURMURS                            start of a trip that followed the coastline   together at the end to share stories from
The Manawatu Branch has had a very          roads all the way around Wellington. This     the road and great comradeship.
busy last 3 months.                         included Oriental Parade, the Mirimar            Our coffee mornings have been well
   The August club ride was the Manawatu    Peninsula, around Wellington Airport,         supported and enjoyed by members and
Local Challenge. One of the committee       and the south coast to the road end. The      their partners with around 20-25 people
was tasked with organising this event,      lunch stop was in a café at the old Air       for coffee or brunch on a Saturday
and around a dozen members duly             Force base at Shelly Bay. The weather         morning. The month meetings have been
reported to the assembly point in           was OK and the only real issue was the        enhanced by the recent purchase of a
Palmerston North. The original plan, as     amount of traffic on the narrow roads.        TV that is wall mounted and used for
briefed at the monthly meeting, was a       After a refuel stop the group headed          presentations or photo displays.
trip south then over the Paekakariki Hill   home via SH1.                                    The weather is now changing for the
and Rimutuka’s before returning via the        October is all about the 4 Points Rally.   better and the days getting longer. We
Paihiatua Track. The weather forecast       The Manawatu branch runs this event           have just had our first Pie & Pint evening
                                                                                          ride and hopefully more to come before
                                                                                          the Xmas silly season.

                                                                                          Murray Cross #7908
                                                                                          Manawatu Branch Co-Ordinator
                                                                                          MARLBOROUGH MUSINGS
                                                                                          Merry Christmas, Happy New Year &
                                                                                          Greetings from the Gateway to the
                                                                                          South.
                                                                                            I thank Jane Laing for doing my
                                                                                          previous report. Julia and I were lucky
                                                                                          enough to have an extra summer
                                                                                          holiday in Canada visiting family and
                                                                                          grandchildren. All good things have
                                                                                          to come to an end, we’re back now,
                                                                                          and hopefully summer will appear
                                                                                          here soon. The north-westerlies have

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started, so I guess the heat is round the     this publication).                             97 rooms in the bottom Ronnie House and
corner!                                          Also, we are about to run our annual Toy    13 in the units attached to the Starship
    We have had some new members join         Run this coming Saturday.                      Hospital. All these rooms are full of families
our Branch over the last few months, so          This is possibly going to be our last one   at the moment which shows how important
welcome to them. We have lots of social       after 33 years. We have become victims of      our fundraising ride is.
activities and enough rides to keep our       ‘Bureaucracy Gone Mad’. Apparently, we            Our Runs Committee have some great
members happy I think, haven’t heard          need a Traffic Management Plan submitted       rides planned, so if you haven’t attended a
otherwise yet!                                to both the councils whose jurisdiction we     branch ride lately look up our website and
    By the time the Ulyssian comes out,       ride through (Nelson and Tasman). After        check the rides out then come along and
the Top of the South Toy Runs will all        spending mega dollars on this we were          join in the fun.
have been and gone, Nelson, Buller and        refused by Tasman District Council, as it         I know our Branch AGM is 4 months
Marlborough, thanks to John and Jane for      did not meet their criteria! Result being,     away, but members need to think about
organising our local toy run and Tim Wills    that the Police cannot control the lights      how they want the branch to progress,
for acting as Father Christmas.               and we cannot control the roundabouts.         all positions are up for nomination. I
    I would like to thank Murray Brooks       Once we cross into the Nelson jurisdiction,    have been nominated as National Vice
for all the effort he went to in organising   we will have police escort and control         President so as per our club rules I
our Branch Memorial Service held a            of the lights as well as control of the        must stand down as Branch President.
few months ago. It was great to see 53        roundabouts. Ridiculous. Long story short,     Who is going to take up the challenge
friends, family and members attended a        we are running it anyway.                      of leading our branch? Tracy Unstead is
brief service at our memorial bench, with        Apparently, the other Toy Runs that         also standing down as Branch Secretary.
afternoon tea at The Clubs of Marlborough     are only run in large centres by BRONZ,        Do you have the skills to fill this important
following.                                    have to have an Event Planner whom they        position? Andy Kelly is also standing
    Our Branch turned 30-years-old            pay, and they also have paid roundabout        down after 3 years. Other committee
in November when we held a highly             controllers. Apparently sponsors cough up      members have not made a decision yet,
successful club night at The Woodbourne       the dollars for this.                          but a healthy branch will have multiple
Tavern with a birthday cake and a raffle         For a smaller branch such as us, it’s not   nominations for all positions.
following dinner.                             going to happen.                                  Don’t forget if you are coming to our area
    Don’t forget to renew your membership        We have NEVER had an incident at any        check out our website for club night, dinner
if it runs out December 2018. Just have       of our 32 Toy Runs and have had great          night and rides. www.ulyssesnorthharbour.
a look at your membership cards on the        police escort and public support.              org.nz or give me a call. We’re a friendly
bottom right.                                    Lots of new bikes are appearing at our      bunch so come and enjoy our hospitality.
    Our branch Back To Basics rally is on     coffee mornings now and we are now                North Harbour members wish everyone
early in the New Year, on February 22nd       holding much longer Sunday rides. The          a Happy Xmas and safe travelling over the
–24th, 2019. We hold it out at Havelock at    weather has been fantastic, and we very        holiday period.
Newtons’ Farm. There’re heaps of room         rarely have to cancel a ride.
to camp beside the river, campervans          Stay safe out there                            L.Wayne Painter #1756NZ
welcome or bring your bedding and sleep       Lorraine Lindsay #1117                         North Harbour Branch President
in the woolshed. Always a great home
cooked roast meal with a dessert to follow
                                              NORTH HARBOUR NEWS                             OTAGO OPUS
on the Saturday night. Everything else is
                                              We have just finished our Ronald               Greetings from the Otago Branch and
BYO. Get your registration form off our
                                              McDonald House Charity Ride. Personally,       we are looking forward to a full and
Marlborough Branch website.
                                              I was disappointed with the turnout but        sunny summer ride season. Day rides
    Anyone passing through the area feel
                                              there was a lot of options today so 140+       completed at the time of writing were to
free to join us at any one of our Thursday
                                              bikes was OK. Thanks to the riders from        Lawrence, Kurow, Middlemarch. Day rides
rides with “The Retreads” group. Coffee
                                              out of town who made the effort.               over coming months will be to Oamaru,
morning on Saturdays at “The Vines
                                                 It is becoming harder and harder            Mataura, Gore, Moeraki, Tapanui, Kaka
Village”. Sunday rides long and short to
                                              to organise these rides as costs are           Point, Waikaia, Naseby and Owaka.
various places in Marlborough and beyond.
                                              outrunning the money raised and the            Twilight rides will be to Waihola,
Till Next Time “Keep The Rubber On The
                                              event only survives with the help of our       Balclutha, Palmerston, Hindon. Overnight
Road”.
                                              branch sponsors: Heritage Hotels, PB           rides are planned to Omarama or Twizel,
                                              Technologies, Apex Trophies & Engraving,       Arrowtown, Ashburton, plus the ten day
Kelvin #3602.
                                              Cyclespot Group, North Auckland Harley         ride to the AGM in Hastings.
Marlborough Coordinator.                      Davidson & Techmoto. With the help of          Tasmania - Two years ago, some
                                              these companies and the money raised           members initiated plans for an overseas
NELSON NIBBLES                                through raffles at our November Branch         ride in Tasmania. In October this year, five
As I write this, our Nelson Branch is in      Club Night we raised approximately $5000.      Otago couples flew to Melbourne to meet
mourning. We have just lost our Ulysses          ALL the money collected will go to          up for two days prior to flying down to
grandfather and founding member Barry         Ronald McDonald House, the branch              Hobart. See the report on pages 24.
(the Bear) Hamilton #3 (see the Obituary in   covered the small set-up costs. There are      Mike #7808

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NORTH OTAGO NUTS AND                               a number of Branch social events and
                                                                                                     down the days. Because many of us haven’t
BOLTS                                              participate in scheduled rides.
                                                                                                     been to a rally before we are looking forward
Hi there from Nth Otago.                           A significant Branch event took place in
                                                                                                     to not only hosting all our visitors, but also
We have had a quiet time since the last            August, when past and present members
                                                                                                     attending our first one too!
Branch news with few events happening, but         gathered together to celebrate the 30th
                                                                                                     Cheers
hopefully this will change in the immediate        Jubilee of the Branch. It was very pleasing
                                                                                                     Suzie #8532
future. We held a bike show recently and           to have a good turnout to mark this special
                                                                                                     Taranaki President
donated all the funds made to our local            occasion. We were fortunate that a number
St. Johns Branch who are planning a new            of members had kept a variety of historical
                                                                                                     TAURANGA BRANCH
location for their headquarters. As mentioned      correspondence, photographs etc. They
                                                                                                     Greetings from the sunny Bay of Plenty.
in the last report we are hosting a White          very generously made these available to be
                                                                                                     The transition into spring with its challenging
Ribbon Ride on the 22nd November and               placed on display at the dinner. These items
                                                                                                     weather has not stopped the regular
we are hoping for a good response from all         were certainly of great interest and were a
                                                                                                     attendance of riders, the bulk of the rides
riders in our area.                                source for much reminiscing.
                                                                                                     working in with the ominous weather
Cheers to all members, have a good time.           Looking to the future, a number of social
                                                                                                     patterns. Regardless of weather, we are
Bruce #4383                                        and ride events are planned, culminating in
                                                                                                     getting a great turn out on Sunday morning
                                                   a Branch Christmas Function to be held in
                                                                                                     coffee at Gate Pa.
ROTORUA FLASHPOINT                                 early December.
                                                                                                     The Tauranga Branch has been pro-
Our Branch maintains our steady-as-she-            That’s all for now, keep safe.
                                                                                                     active within the community presenting
goes progress, with the same stalwarts             Ross L. #1177                                     the Trustpower TECT Helicopter Rescue
making sure the runs are varied and well-                                                            Service fundraising of $1000, and also were
attended, and social events are fun and            TARANAKI TALES                                    represented at the re-opening of the St
memorable. Now that the fine weather has           Kia Ora fellow Ulyssians                          John ambulance building in 17th Avenue. In
started (?) our mid-week BBQ/dinner rides             A Taihape overnighter has been a highlight     addition, working with the Waipuna Hospice
have recommenced. I must admit that at             recently for our branch. 12 of us on 8 bikes      in focus groups to help awareness of the
least one of these has resulted in riding back     meandered our way happily along back              hospice and work in our local community
to base for a BBQ at a member’s home!              roads, taking in the scenic route. One lady       On 20 November some 20 members, will
    The National donation of the Fluoro            had a few harsh words for us when we came         get their membership badges ranging from
Jackets, and First Aid Kits was welcome, and       across her as she drove her 100 sheep             10 to 30 years, all visitors welcome at the
we now have a system where at least two            along a narrowish road with the help of her       Tauranga Citizens Club corner 13th Ave and
jackets, and a First Aid Kit, will be available    horse and three dogs. I thought we were           Cameron Road Tauranga starting at 7:30pm.
on each and every ride. Sounds super               quite courteous – turning off our bikes and       The up and coming Tinman on December
sensible for Ulysses, doesn’t it!                  waiting till she and her group got past… But      2nd and Half Ironman January 12, 2019
    We have sorted out our Xmas function,          no, road bikes should stick to highways we        being run in Tauranga has an appetite for
anyone in Rotorua on the evening of                were told. Of course, there were a number         support in the way of riders being needed to
December 15th would be welcome, but                of thoughts about where she could stick her       assist the organisers with ferrying their staff.
we do need to know numbers, as we are              sheep, horse and dogs, but being the polite       All riders from Tauranga and out of town are
dining at a local club, one renowned for           folk we are, we just carried on and laughed       welcome to commit themselves to these
fine beverages and food. We are all quite          about her later.                                  worthwhile engagements.
determined to see off 2018 in a fine and              Pulling in to Taihape’s service station we     Our popular Winter Camp held at Waihi
fitting manner. Give me a call.                    encountered about 50 Native Sons and              Beach is to be held on the weekend of 3 to
    The sad news is that we cannot see that        Tribesmen in their regalia, along with various    5 May 2019, we are encouraging people to
our Okataina Rally will be resurrected in the      supporter vehicles, all taking a break. Luckily   pre-book to avoid disappointment.
near future. Our intention to combine with         one of us was wearing a Cookie Monster            As the “New Boy” on the block, I would
other branches somehow for a replacement           helmet cover, so they knew not to mess with       like to thank the support of the committee
event is still some distance off, I fear. In the   us LOL. Usually it’s the fumes of diesel and      in assisting me in this very interesting and
meantime, we continue to travel to all points      petrol that accompany any gas stop, but           challenging role.
of the compass and do our best to bolster          weirdly this time there was more of a ‘herby’     Cheers
those rallies still continuing to operate. Long    aroma wafting around.                             Graham Vincent #9835
may they continue.                                    A few beers at the motel got us ready
    See you on the road somewhere,                 for a night ‘on the town’ in Taihape, then it     WAIHI THAMES VALLEY
demonstrating an ever-increasing lean angle!       was back to the motel for Rugby and Cards         Hello Members,
Cheers,                                            Against Humanity. Some members will have          Another quiet couple of months, but now
                                                   to take out loans to cover their fines from the   the weather is getting warmer I dare say
FLASH #1272                                        weekend!! A great time was had by all, so roll    we’ll be out riding a lot more soon.
SOUTHLAND BRANCH NEWS                              on the next one.                                    Back in October a few of our members
Hello Members,                                        Our ‘Energy Rally’ on the weekend of the       attended this year’s Te Aroha Cruise In,
A reasonably quiet period since the last           23rd to 25th of November at TSB TOPEC             a beautiful day and I think this one would
report, members have been able to enjoy            has many of our members excitedly counting        have had to be the biggest and the best

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