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I n e f f a b l e Tw a d d l e
                 “It is my business to know what other people don’t know.”
                 The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle
                 A m o n t h l y          p u b l i c a t i o n o f
                 T h e S o u n d          o f t h e B a s k e r v i l l e s
                 A Scion Society of the Baker Street Irregulars  Since March 31, 1980
                 Serving the Greater Puget Sound Region of Western Washington

                                                                                                               Volume 32, Issue 10
                                                                                                                  October, 2013
More on “Sherlock Holmes: Through Time and Space”
 Last month we had Webmaster Stu Nelan’s report       The 10:00 presentation this morning was by Don
 on this Norwegian Explorers’ event. Here are ex-    Hobbs, BSI. He is the world's greatest collector of     Inside this issue:
cerpts of SOB Karen Murdock’s multi-day postings     the foreign-language editions of the Canon. Lots of
  to The Hounds of the Internet. (Thanks to SOB      photos of book covers in this presentation. Don         More on “Sherlock               1
  Sheila Holtgrieve who gave us the reference;       said there were two kinds of people—those who           Holmes: Through Time
 other SOBs mentioned are noted in bold red!!)       had the collection gene and those who do not.           and Space”
 The first talk of the conference was by the        There are now 98 languages into which at least one
Hounds' own Chris Redmond, with the title “Why       story in the Canon has been translated and the 99th     Take a Walk on the Wild         2
the Carbuncle was Blue and the Dragon was            (Welsh Gaelic) is coming soon. Don is still look-       Side!!!
Green: Colours, Feels and Themes for Perceptive      ing for six of these languages, so if you have a
Readers.” Such research (on colors in the Canon)     translation into Fijian, Kazahk, Sinhi, Kurgi, Telhu    Librarian’s Corner              2
has become far easier since searchable texts!        or Tatar, please contact Don.
                                                      The last presentation of the morning was by Bill      Things to See, Buy, Do          3
Marcus Geisser gave the second talk of the con-
ference, “Travel in the Blood is Likely to Lead to   Mason of Nashville, who I think has been to every       & Know
the Most Exotic Destinations: Some Sigersonian       one of the five Minnesota conferences I have at-
Reflections.” Lots of visuals and some very, um,     tended and a lot of other Sherlockian meet-             Member News & Updates 4
speculative conclusions.                             ings. Mason’s talk was titled “Masters of the Vic-
 (T)hese Sherlockian conferences happen once        torian Underworld: Holmes, Moriarty and the
every 3 years here in Minneapolis. (I have) been     Criminal Class.” He said that, a shelf full of pas-
a Sherlockian since 1999, so this is (my) 5th such   tiches notwithstanding, Holmes had no contact with
conference (2001, 2004, 2007, 2010, 2013).           a lowbrow murderer like Jack the Ripper (neither
                                                     did Moriarty want such a thug in his organiza-                Help Needed!!!
 Tonight everyone is on his or her own when it                                                              This Club could benefit in
comes to dinner. The moment I saw Mickey             tion). He thought Holmes must have learned his
                                                     burglary skills from a real professional. Finally, he    finding new Members if
Fromkin, she asked me, “Are we going to eat                                                                     we had a presence on
yak??” This is not a joke, but a tradition. Two      said he thought the real “master of the underworld”
                                                     was Sherlock Holmes, who all by himself lowered         Facebook and Twitter!!
conferences ago, Mickey had googled exotic res-
taurants in the Twin Cities and had found a little   the crime rate in London by 10% to 20%.                   Webmaster Stu doesn’t
place in St. Paul called Everest on Grand, which      The first presentation of the afternoon was by          have the skill to pursue
features Tibetan food. We ate there and had a        Roger Johnson and his wife Jean Upton from               this, but would be eager
good time and good food. So we went back again       Chelmsford, Essex, England. Their presentation          to follow in the footsteps
3 years ago (and) are going back tonight.            was about the series “Sherlock” and especially               of someone more
  The first presentation of the morning kicked off   about how Jean and Roger got to watch part of the             knowledgeable.
at 9:00. Marsha Pollak gave a talk titled            filming of the next season. This all dated back to                   Editor Terri set
“Anywhere He Hangs His Hat is Holmes” (in            2005, when Stephen Fry was guest of honor at a                       up a Facebook
keeping with the theme of the conference). This      dinner of the Sherlock Holmes Society of London.                      account under
was a history of the Sublibrarians scion, which is   He brought with him the young actor Mark Gatiss.                     our Club name
part of the American Library Association.            Gatiss came the next year, too, then in 2006                          about 2 years
(Marsha is a librarian in Sunnyvale, California).    brought Steven Moffatt with him. At this meeting                     ago, but has no
She said that Holmes does not live just in London    the two announced their intention to update Sher-        idea how to
but also in San Francisco, Chicago, Tokyo—           lock Holmes and, rather to their surprise, instead of   maintain it, so
wherever a Sherlockian scion meets! The annual       being booed or worse, they were applauded and              it’s been
meeting of the ALA attracts 20,000 people so can     urged to go ahead with the project. The rest is         languishing!
only be held in big convention towns like SF,        (ongoing) history. Lots of great photos of the stars
Chicago, and Las Vegas. The sublibrarians scion      of the show as they shot footage in London and in       Can someone
was founded by John Bennett Shaw and Howard          Wales...Roger and Jean do not know how Sherlock            please
Haycraft in 1967 and is the oldest profession-       faked his death and, even if they did know, they         HELP!??
based scion.                                         could not tell us.                Continued on Page 2
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                   T.S. McHugh’s
                 Public House is at                            Take a Walk on the Wild Side!!!
                  21 Mercer Street,         The October 20, 2013 Regular Monthly Meeting of The Sound of the Baskervilles
               Seattle, (206) 282-1910.   will begin at 4:00 p.m. at T.S. McHugh’s Public House. The social hour starts at
                Come early, order         3:00!
                a meal, and catch           Says PFL David: While visiting Port Townsend, John Longenbaugh spoke with a
                up with the other         fascinating individual with an abiding interest in weapons, including Victorian—
                        SOBs!             Gordon Frye.
                                            Gordon has always been fascinated with both history and weapons. Found “talking
                                          guns” with some “Old Timer” in Death Valley when he was 3, he hasn’t changed
                                          much. Gordon’s interests led him to film work where he has assaulted the Alamo,
           C o r r e c t i o n !!!        commanded horse cavalry, and portrayed soldiers, sailors, cowboys and even an
      In our last issue of Ineffable
                                          Afghan Freedom-fighter. He earned a Master’s Degree in Western History and
Twaddle (Vol. 32, Issue 9, September
                                          teaches U.S. and naval history at the Navy College at Naval Base Kitsap in Bremerton.
2013), Brit author Roger Johnson—a
                                            At our October Meeting, Gordon will discuss the firearms used in Sherlock’s time and
speaker at the Norwegian Explorers’
 recent conference in Minneapolis—        bring several (unloaded) examples with him.
was referred to as a Past President of
the Sherlock Holmes Society of Lon-       SH: Through Time and Space                                                      Continued from Page 1
 don (“Sherlock Holmes:
                                          ...Also, interestingly, Una Stubbs (who plays        that the Scandinavian countries did not sign
    Through Time and
                                          Mrs. Hudson) has known Benedict Cumber-              the Berne Convention of 1886, which estab-
     Space”, Page 3).                     batch since he was a baby. She was good              lished international copyright. Therefore,
    Writes Roger, “I’ve                   friends with BC’s parents, who were also ac-         Scandinavian publishers could publish ACD
 never been President or                  tors. So the chemistry between Una and Ben-          stories very cheaply, only paying for a trans-
   held any office except                 edict on the show is not made up and not of          lator and a cover illustrator. Mattias also
  that of Commissioning                   recent vintage.                                      showed us some shots of his new 12-week-
     Editor of the Sherlock Holmes         The last presentation today was by Mattias         old daughter, Molly—in Sherlockian gear, of
       Journal.” Thanks for the           Bostrom on “How Sherlock Holmes Con-                 course!
          clarification, Roger!!          quered Scandinavia.” The main reason was

                                          Librarian’s Corner
                                          “It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."—
               More New Members                                                                                            Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
                 In May 2013 we            I recently came across, in Joel and Carolyn Senter’s “Sherlockian E-Times”, men-
                welcomed new SOB,         tion of John Bennett Shaw’s recommended listing for a basic Holmesian library.
                  Erika Carlson.          Hmmm...I am your Club Librarian, so I was interested. How does our SOB Lending
             She lives with her parents   Library stack up, if you will excuse the pun?
              Jenny & Lars Carlson in
                                            Shaw, by the way, was a well-known Sherlockian and BSI. He made his list of 100
    Seattle, and is granddaughter of
                                          books, pamphlets, and periodicals to provide a person with an in-depth view of the
 SOBs Geoff Jeffery & Cara Cross!!!
                                          entire Holmesian culture, to paraphrase his words in the introduction to the list. He
   September brought us our new-         made the list in 1983 and revised it in 1988.
  est SOB, Donald Hodge. He lives           So, taking just the section of the list titled “Holmes, General Writings about” which
in Tacoma and found us on the web!!       contains 58 items, how, indeed does our Lending Library compare? Note that I am
         Welcome to you both,             including in our library the Lloyd Hedberg Collection—Stephen Adkins, caretaker—
          Erika and Donald!!                                                         which is available to SOB Members on re-
                                               Mini-Bio on John Bennett Shaw         quest.
                                            b. 1913, Tulsa; d. 1994, Santa Fe, NM     You will be interested to know that we have
  International Exhibition of               Owner of the largest private collection 20 of the 58 books—one third! The SOBs over
   Sherlock Holmes at OMSI                 of Sherlockiana in the world (until his   the years have created a Lending Library that
 Elementary? Maybe for the brilliant       death)                                    is very rich for its size in our beloved Sher-
  master of deduction, but how will        Author, “The Basic Holmesian Library” lockian world. Kudos to us!
    you fare solving a captivating         (known as “The Shaw 100”), a valued         Let me know if you would like a copy of
 mystery in true 19th century London       bibliography among collectors             Shaw’s  list, and please check our catalog (on
   fashion? $18 adult, $13 youth/           Arranged transfer of his collection in
                                            
                                                                                     the Club  website) and the Hedberg catalog for
      seniors for non-members.             the mid-1980s to the University of Min-   a book  of your interest.
  For tickets, go to www.omsi.edu.         nesota, where it is now held in the Elmer          Sheila Holtgrieve, SOB Librarian,
   Club Members will carpool to            L. Andersen Library in Minneapolis, MN
Portland on Saturday, October 26!                                                                              sheilaholtgrieve@gmail.com
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Volume 32, October 2013, Issue 10                                                                                                    Page 3

Things to See, Buy, Do and Know                                                                                    Important Weekend Events
                                                                                                                     through Year-End 2013
• From SOB Jean Macdonald: The Bellevue                 Ray Manzarek (ex-The Doors) and blues guitarist
                                                                                                                 October 4 to 6: Sherlock Se-
Library’s Friends of the Library are having their       Roy Rogers: http://somethingelsere
                                                                                                                attle Convention 2013, Broadway
once in a blue moon vintage and rare books              views.com/2013/06/19/exclusive-stream-ray-
                                                                                                                 Performance Hall in Seattle, $45.
sale soon. There are over 500 books and 112             manzarek-with-roy-rogers-just-like-sherlock-holmes
                                                                                                                   Authors Les Klinger, BSI and
from a private estate. Some are just a dollar or        -from-twisted-tales-2013/
                                                                                                                 Laurie King and playwright Lee
two. The sale is at the library (downtown Bellevue)     • From Peter Blau: CBS Consumer Products has
                                                                                                                   Shackleford are featured; for
October 11 through 14 from 12 to 4 p.m. each day,       announced that they have licensed Titan Publishing
                                                                                                                   more, go to: www.sherlock-
in meeting room 3.                                      Group to create a series of original novels, that
                                                                                                                            seattle.org.
• From SOB/author Bill Seil: Northwest Book-            will be released in 2014. The novels will be new
                                                                                                                 October 13: “The Hound of
fest will be held November 2 & 3 at Northwest           stories—with tie-ins to the CBS television series
                                                                                                                    the Baskervilles” at the Port
University in Kirkland. I’ll be on the "Mystery"        “Elementary”.
                                                        • Both SOB Webmaster Stu Nelan and SOB
                                                                                                                  Gamble Theater, 2:00 p.m. $15
panel at 2:30 on Sunday. For more, go to:
                                                        Elliott Black remind us (see Vol. 32, May 2013,         ($12 seniors); call (360) 977-7135
www.nwbookfest.com.
                                                        Issue 5, Page3 of Ineffable Twaddle) that any                        for tickets.
• From SOB Librarian Sheila:
                                                                                                                October 26: “The International
Seattle’s Town Hall (1119-8th Avenue), as part        day now we should hear about a date for the airing
                                                                                                                 Exhibition of Sherlock Holmes”,
of its Short Stories Live series, will hold a tribute   of “How Sherlock Changed The World”—the 2-
                                                                                                                 at OMSI in Portland. For tickets,
to the wide-ranging career of Sir Arthur Conan          hour PBS special that will reveal for the first time
                                                        the astonishing impact that Holmes has had on the        go to: www.omsi.edu. Call PFL
Doyle featuring readings of two of his pure horror
                                                        development of real criminal investigation and fo-      David at (253) 460-2753 if you: a)
stories (The Case of Lady Sannox and The Brazili-
                                                        rensic techniques. Dr. Henry Lee—forensic scien-        will drive, b) can take a rider, and/
an Cat), along with one of his mysteries—one
                                                        tist in such famous murder trials as those of OJ         or c) need a ride! See sidebar on
that’s so mysterious they won’t even name it in
                                                        Simpson, Phil Spector, Scott Peterson, etc.—will                 Page 2 for more!
advance! That’s November 3, 2:00 to 3:30 p.m.
                                                        host.                                                   November 23: “The Hound of
For more, http://townhall seattle.org/short-stories-
                                                                                                                  the Baskervilles” at the Bagley
livesir-arthur-conan-doyle.
                                                           Amazing, Stupendous, Fabulous!!!                        Wright Theater, 2:00 p.m. For
Seattle Magazine for July contained their an-
                                                             Have you heard that The SOBs team has              tickets, call (206) 443-2210 or go
nual best doctors in Seattle article. One of their
                                                          won??? Some of us already knew, but here’s                  to www. seattlerep.org.
reporters asked contributors to the issue to write a      what Peter Blau told the World in his monthly            December 7: Will Crakes
blurb about their personal favorite fictional doctor.                      newsletter!!!                              Memorial Jollification at
Here’s what Sheila McKool, a journalist and the
                                                          “The John H. Watson Society has announced             Haugens’ home, 1:00 p.m. FREE!
editor of Seattle Health said: “Sherlock Holmes’
                                                        the names of winners of its First Annual Treas-
sidekick is complex and endlessly fascinating. Part
                                                        ure Hunt (Jun 13 #6): the Open Team competi-
sleuth, babysitter (someone has to keep Holmes
                                                         tion was won by The Sound of the Baskervilles
out of trouble), enlightened physician, keen ob-         (of Seattle) with a perfect score, and the Open           From Dallas’ The Bilge Pump
server, naturalist and philosopher, he’s one of my        Individual competition by Denny Dobry with            (The Crew of the Barque Lone Star,
all time favorite characters.” To make an awful         98 out of a possible 100. You can find details at         Vol. 01, No. 4, September 2013)
pun, pretty cool, huh?                                  the society’s web-site (www.john hwatsonsoci-              (In August), five of our (Crew) at-
                     Time Magazine’s July 29
                      
                                                          ety.com) and see the questions and answers;            tended the late night showing of the
                    issue featured a review of J.K.      the questions for the Second Annual Treasure             melodrama, “Sherlock Holmes vs.
                    Rowling’s new book, “The                                                                      Godzilla” at the Pocket Sandwich
                                                                Hunt will be posted next spring.”
                    Cuckoo’s Calling”, with an ac-                                                              Theatre. In this spoofilicious comedy
                                                            The SOBs’ team consisted of Margie Deck,             by producer/author/actor Benjamin
                    companying caricature of her
                                                             Sheila Holtgrieve, PFL David, Al Nelson,          Schroth, Holmes and his loyal sidekick
                    in Sherlockian dress!
                                                              Stephen Adkins and Margaret Nelson.              Watson fight the greatest evil yet. Time
                    • From SOB Elliott Black:                                                                    travel, a fictional giant lizard and a
Found items in the September 15 and 20 issues of        •     From SOB Geoff                                   villain from drive-in movies challenge
The Guardian (telegraph.co.uk) with updates on          Jeffery:      When next                                  our deductive hero with evil and se-
Les Klinger’s battle with the ACD estate regard-        you’re in Leavenworth,                                  duction of every stripe. Watson helps
ing American copy rights. The estate has now            look in at the Innsbruck-                               as best he can but is distracted by the
responded saying, “...Klinger is trying to ‘create      er Inn. We didn’t get to                                  call of the wild in the form of both
multiple personalities out of Sherlock Holmes, next     stay there on our visit,                               automaton seductresses and an unwill-
to the true character Sir Arthur created.’” Get Les’    but you might want to                                    ingly cross-dressed assistant. In the
                                                                                                                 end, Holmes must face Godzilla and
side and more updates at www.freesherlock.com.          reserve their Sherlock Holmes room. They describe        his own gooey inner demons to save
• Posted by our pal Bill Barnes on the Hounds           it as follows: “The mystery author just stepped        the world from its farcical fate. It is no
of the Internet, sent to us by SOB Sheila Holt-         out of his study to run with ‘The Hound of the          easy feat to maintain one’s character
grieve: Wow, SH fans—remember Jim Morrison              Baskervilles’. This room gives you the feeling           while being swatted with kernels of
and Ray Manzarek of The Doors? Check this out!!         that you're really there complete with antique         popcorn, but the Pocket casts consist-
A groovy rock-n-roll-y, bluesy tune from the late       typewriter.”                                                ently do so with seasoned skill.
The Sound of the Baskervilles is a scion
                           The Sound B y a p p o i n t m e n t                           society of the Baker Street Irregulars,
                             of the                                                      serving the greater Puget Sound Region of
                                        of Her Majesty,                                  Western Washington, U.S.A., and has met
                           Baskervilles Q u e e n V i c t o r i a                        monthly since March 31, 1980.
                                                                                           $20 per year brings Members the monthly
                                                                                         newsletter “Ineffable Twaddle”, a copy of
I n e f f a b l e Tw a d d l e                                                           Beaten’s Christmas Annual, and the incalcu-
                                                                                         lable benefits of association with a group of
A monthly publication of                                                                 certifiable Holmes aficionados.
The Sound of the Baskervilles                                                              Meetings are held the 3rd Sunday of each
A Scion Society of the Baker Street Irregulars since March 31, 1980                      month. Location of the meetings may vary.
Serving the Greater Puget Sound Region of Western Washington                             Regularly scheduled additional events
                                                                                         throughout the year      include: “The Mas-
President: David Haugen, PFL, SOB, PSC
                                                                                         ter’s Dinner” celebrating Holmes’ birthday
Treasurer: Allen Nelson (nelsonah46@yahoo.com)                                           (January), “The Annual Wreath Throw”
Secretary/Editor: Terri Haugen (terri@soundofthebaskervilles.com)                        commemorating Holmes’ loss at Reichen-
Historian: Lloyd Hedberg (lloyd@soundofthebaskervilles.com                               bach Falls (May), “The Dr. John H. Watson
Lending Librarian: Sheila Holtgrieve (sheilaholtgrieve@gmail.com)                        Picnic” (July), and “The Will Crakes Me-
Webmaster: Stuart Nelan (stu.nelan@gmail.com)                                            morial Jollification” (December). Other
Website: www.soundofthebaskervilles.com                                                  activities—book crawls, teas, plays and
                                                                                         gaming events—are as announced.
Direct correspondence to:
6710 – 51st Street Court West                                                              To join, send your check for dues—$20 for
University Place, WA 98467-2287                                                          individuals, $30 for families (U.S. funds
                                                                                         only)—to the address shown at left.
Phone: 253-460-2753
Fax: 253-460-2753
Email: david@soundofthebaskervilles.com

                                                                                    Page 1) what a conference it was. I already am
                    Member News & Updates                                           looking forward to the next one in three years. But
                     SOBs attending our September 20, 2013 SOB Meet-                one of the highlights for me was coming face-to-
                                                                                    face with my first live SOB...Stu Nelan! And, what
                     ing, presided over by PFL David Haugen were:
   Dates of          Stephen Adkins       Al Nelson            Terri Haugen
                                                                                    a treat it was. In talking to Stu, I realized what a
    Interest                                                                        great guy he is and we both know we will be SOBs
                     Sheila Holtgrieve    Margaret Nelson      Jim Nagle            for life! So here you have a Missourian who meets
    ● FRI—SUN,       Lauran Stevens       Ann Stevens                               a Texan in Minneapolis with their only common tie
   October 4—6        It was an intimate group celebrating PFL David’s             a scion organization in Washington because the
  Sherlock Seattle 30th anniversary as our fearless leader—more cake                game was afoot over 100 years ago. Now who was
  Convention 2013, (thanks to Sheila) for the rest of us!!!  Jim shared            it who said that life is infinitely stranger than the
 Broadway Perfor- details of his and Annie’s Baltic cruise!! Al &                 mind of man could invent! Stu and I have been
  mance Hall (see    Margaret gave us an update on Kate & Andrew’s                  keeping in touch and I know a strong friendship is
   Page 3 sidebar)   move to California! Kate & Andrew’s weren’t the              in the making!!! (EDITOR’S NOTE: And, that
                     only August wedding couple: Ann’s daughter Kat                 dear Readers, is why most of us joined and
     ● SUNDAY,       married her beau Perry!! (That’s why Ann missed our            continue to belong to The Sound of the Bas-
  October 13, 2013 August Meeting!!) And, Sheila and Stephen took
                                                                                    kervilles—the really neat people!!)
 “The Hound of the the top honours in our quiz on ABBE!!
                                                                                     From SOB Manson Polley: “We are going
  Baskervilles” in    In response to PFL David’s e-mail blasts on Sep-             back to Kennewick to see kids/grandkids, then on to
    Port Gamble      tember 27 about upcoming book-buying events (see               Potlatch, ID for other kids/ grandkids, then back to
(see Page 3 sidebar) Page 3), Omaha SOB Carl Wirth replied: “Thanks
                                                                                    Vashon long enough to winterize our RV, and then
     ● SUNDAY,       for the scoop, but my used book budget does not include a      back to warm weather again. Things didn't work
     October 20      trip to Washington and I’ll just have to go to our Omaha       out for a meeting this year, but hopefully will be
  Regular Monthly friends’ sale (as a former president, I better). I hope you and   better next summer. My back is doing fine, but a
  Meeting, Social = Terri find something to add to your Sherlockian library!”       year of rehab to get back to normal is for the
     3:00 p.m.;       From SOB Jim Nagle: “Just went on the Sherlock               birds. If any SOBs are ever Phoenix/Tucson way,
 Business = 4:00 at  Holmes   tour at the University of Minnesota. Wonderful!!      give us a holler and be sure to stop by.”
   T.S. McHugh’s     Will write a blurb about it.” Jim was in Minneapolis for        From Bellingham SOB Jody Holm: “Was
                     a Jane Austen Society conference and this special              looking for a book to read recently and tripped
    ● SATURDAY,      tour!                                                          across this: iBooks has a FREE copy of the com-
    October 26        From St. Louis SOB Ed Weiss: “I recently attended            plete Sherlock Holmes available. The intro is by
OMSI Exhibition in the Sherlock Holmes conference “Through Time and Space”          Robert Ryan, author of “Dead Man’s Land” about
    Portland (see    in Minneapolis. As Stu Nelan indicated in the September        Dr. Watson, which was approved by the ACD es-
   Page 3 sidebar)   2013 newsletter (see Vol. 32, Issue 9, September, 2013,        tate.”
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