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PLAYA DEL FUEGO                                                     THE BASICS
          SPRING 2022
       WHAT, WHERE, WHEN                                                    WHAT IS PLAYA DEL FUEGO?
                                                                            Playa del Fuego is a sanctioned Regional Burning
                                                                            Man Event in Tamaqua, PA. The event takes place
THE BASICS..................................................... 2
                                                                            on Memorial Day weekend in Tamaqua, PA, with its
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.............................. 3                       sister event Constellation taking place in Elkins, WV
                                                                            on Indigenous Peoples Day weekend. Both events are
RULES............................................................... 5      hosted by FirePony Creative Society.
PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY......................8                             Playa del Fuego, also known as PDF, is a Mid-Atlantic
                                                                            Regional Burning Man Event.
HAPPENINGS
                                                                            Playa del Fuego is an experiment in collaborative
 ONGOING................................................... 12
                                                                            community building, featuring art, music, and a culture
 THURSDAY ................................................. 15              of play. This community is created by volunteers
 FRIDAY ........................................................ 15         working together utilizing the Ten Principles of Burning
                                                                            Man as our guide. There are no spectators at Playa
 SATURDAY ................................................. 19              del Fuego; everyone collaborates in some way to
 SUNDAY .....................................................24             create the event. It’s a place for radical self-expression,
                                                                            acceptance, inclusivity, and respect.
 MONDAY .................................................... 27
ART................................................................. 27
                                                                            WHEN IS PLAYA DEL FUEGO?
THEME CAMPS..............................................30                 Memorial Day Weekend 2022
GUIDING PRINCIPLES.................................34                       Thursday May 26, 2022 at 5pm through
                                                                            Monday May 30, 2022 at 12pm Noon
VOLUNTEER RESERVE TICKETS................. 35
PLAYA MAP....................................................36             WHERE IS PLAYA DEL FUEGO?
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WWW Coordinator....................................................Kailah   ER Open 24 Hours
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                                                                            1-570-773-5252

                                                                            RECYCLING CENTER
                                                                            Tamaqua Transfer & Recycling Inc.
                                                                            20 Sewer Plant Road Tamaqua, PA 18252
                                                                            Mon-Fri 6:30AM–5PM, Sat 6:30AM–12PM
                                                                            Sunday Closed 1-866-337-1007

                                                                            LOCAL SUPPLIES
                                                                            There is one local hardware store located on West
                                                                            Broad Street in Tamaqua, PA. There is a dollar store
                                                                            located in downtown Tamaqua as well. There is also a
                                                                            big-box store about 6 miles north of Tamaqua.

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GATE HOURS                                                   • Your ID and Proof of Vaccination are the only
                                                               acceptable means of entry. Have it handy when
                                                               you come to the gate. The gate entry is a single-
THURSDAY: 5:00PM TO 12:00AM
                                                               lane road. Don’t be “that person” who has to tell
• Do not arrive before 5PM unless you are approved             the gate crew, “oh, my ID is my bag in the trunk.”
  for early entry.
                                                             • Please don’t ruin others’ experiences by pleading
• Gate opens to new arrivals at 5PM.                           ignorance and jamming up the entry line.
• Gate closes to all inbound traffic at midnight.
                                                             MINORS
FRIDAY: 9:00AM TO 12:00AM                                    All minors must be accompanied by a legal parent
• Gate opens to new arrivals and re-entry passes at 9AM.     or guardian. Minors will need to have the waiver
• Gate closes to all inbound traffic at midnight.            filled out by that legal guardian and the guardian’s
                                                             information documented onto the wristband. The
SATURDAY: 9:00AM TO 8:00PM                                   Minor’s waiver must be presented or filled out at
                                                             gate before entering the event!
• Gate opens to new arrivals and re-entry passes at 9AM.
• Gate closes to all traffic at 8PM for the pony burn.       WRISTBANDS
• No inbound traffic permitted except for re-entry passes.   Gate Volunteers will check your ID/Proof of
• Outbound traffic will resume once the fire team has        Vaccination and retrieve your wristband. Participants
  given the OK.                                              must wear this wristband while on-site for the
• Traffic will be restricted to emergency vehicles only      duration of the event. If a wristband breaks or is
  during the pony burn.                                      removed, it may be replaced by exchanging the
                                                             broken band for a new one at the gate.
SUNDAY: CLOSED / EXIT ONLY
                                                             RE-ENTRY PASSES
• No inbound traffic will be permitted on Sunday.
• Traffic will be restricted to emergency vehicles only      As PDF is a sincere experiment in temporary
  during the temple burn.                                    community, leaving during the event with plans to
                                                             return is highly discouraged. Re-entry passes are
• Outbound traffic will resume once the fire team has
                                                             required to re-enter the event once you have left.
  given the OK.
                                                             Re-entry passes are $20 PER CAR/PER TRIP, via
MONDAY: CLOSED                                               credit/debit card from Jim at Camp Re-Charge.
                                                             There will be NO CASH SALES ONSITE.
• No inbound traffic will be permitted.
                                                             Re-entry passes are only for use Thursday -
• All attendees MUST be out by 12PM.                         Saturday. Sunday is exit only.

       Please note that all gate hours are firm              In the event of a medical or other emergency, the need
                                                             for passes may be waived on a case by case basis.
         and exceptions will not be granted.
                                                             ICE
WHEN YOU FIRST ARRIVE                                        Ice will be available for sale prior to the burn on the
WELCOME HOME! We know you are very excited but               PDF website (sales close the Friday before the event),
please stay in your car and have your IDs and proof          and on-site during ice pick up times.
of vaccination ready!                                        Ice Pick Up Times are Friday, Saturday and Sunday
                                                             from 11:00 - 12:00 PM (Noon) and 5:00 - 6:00 PM at
TICKETING 101
                                                             the ice truck near the lodge building.
• You MUST show up with a VALID LEGAL PHOTO
                                                             Ice is $3.00 per 7lb bag via credit/debit cards. There
  ID that matches the info on the waiver you signed
                                                             will be NO CASH SALES ONSITE.
  for your ticket, and your ticket alone.
• If you have more than one adult ticket associated
  with your ticket account, you’re doing it wrong.
• No print outs or other forms of ticketing will be
                                                             YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
  accepted at the gate.
• You MUST provide PROOF OF YOUR ‘UP TO DATE’                PARTICIPATE / VOLUNTEER
  VACCINATION STATUS FOR COVID-19
                                                             There are no spectators at PdF. You can participate
  Forms of proof of vaccination accepted:
                                                             in many ways, including volunteering, interacting,
   - Vaccination card
                                                             or sharing your art. Playa del Fuego is ENTIRELY run
   - Digital or hard copy of your card image                 by volunteers. You are strongly encouraged to pick
   - Digital or printout of your card as supplied by         up some volunteer shifts during the event. Anyone
   some states                                               can volunteer, even first-timers. Volunteering for six
   - Printout of your vaccination status from health         hours earns you a reserve ticket to the next PDF. See
   providers or state databases                              page 34 for info on the Reserve Ticket Program.

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5 lb. ABC Fire extinguisher and 5 gallons of water
HELP PLAN PDF!                                                 on hand
                                                           •   There should be a 15 ft minimum clearance from
Interested in helping to                                       any tents
plan PDF or leadership                                     •   No fire source should be under any canopy or
opportunities?!                                                structure
Visit the ‘Help Wanted’ page on
                                                           •   No Fire Spinning without a safety
the website: playadelfuego.org/
                                                           •   No Fire Spinning within near combustibles
current-opportunities-to-participate
                                                           •   Any fuels (including generator fuel) must be kept
                                                               at a minimum of 15 ft from any fire source
                                                           •   Generators must properly baffled for sound
CONSENT
You are responsible for getting express enthusiastic
consent before entering a camp, going in for a hug,
                                                           LEAVE NO TRACE / MOOP
touching a person or their things, taking a person’s       Practicing a Leave No Trace Ethic is simple: leave the
picture, or having sexual relations.                       place you visit the same or better than you found it;
                                                           leave no trace of your having been there. At all times,
Consent is an affirmative, unambiguous, and
                                                           at all places on the site, you are responsible for the
conscious decision by each participant to engage in
                                                           trash you create.
mutually agreed-upon activity. The consent has to be
ongoing throughout any encounter, and enthusiastic               No Public Trash Cans, No Dumpsters,
consent is best!                                                       Pack It In - Pack It Out!
EASY CONSENT GUIDE:
                                                           LEAVE NO TRACE TIPS:
• NO means NO.
                                                           • Do a MOOP (matter out of place) sweep of your
• NO means NO the first time, every time, and
                                                             camp all weekend long, and a final MOOP sweep
  completely.
                                                             before you go.
• No cajoling, no “c’mon please”, no emotional
                                                           • Do Not Use the Playa as Your Toilet - Porta Potties
  blackmail. NO means NO!
                                                             are provided. Porta Potties are NOT trash cans; take
• YES means YES. Enthusiastic YES is best!                   your beer cans with you!
• SILENCE = NO. MAYBE = NO. NOT YET = NO.                  • Add a ziplock type bag to your pocket or bag to
• Only YES = YES.                                            collect trash you find as you wander.
• Consent IS binary! Consent can be revoked at any         • Be Aware of Very Small Items - No Trace really
  time, even if you have touched that person in that         does mean NO trace. Be conscious of spare nails
  same way before. Consent can be revoked after              or smaller trash particles like cigarette butts and
  saying YES. You do not have the right to touch             peanut shells.
  anyone without an enthusiastic and ongoing YES!          • Do NOT pour leftover fuel or genny gas on the
  This goes for hugs, handshakes, sexual activity, and       Playa (duh).
  shiny costumes!
                                                           • Minimize Fire Impacts - Avoid creating a burn
                                                             scar by using a raised fire pit, or use fire shields to
SELF RELIANCE                                                protect the ground.
                                                           • If you have uncrushable bottles, you can stuff a
You are responsible for your basic needs (food,
                                                             crazy amount of other smaller trash inside them,
water, shelter), your safety, and your wellbeing the
                                                             minimizing the volume of trash you will need to
entire time of your stay at PdF. We call this Radical
                                                             haul out.
Self Reliance.
                                                           • Pockets, Bags, and Carabiners are great! When you
Stay Hydrated!                                               visit a camp, take your trash with you.
Dehydration is a very serious risk at PDF; DRINK
WATER, and lots of it. Alcohol and caffeine
dehydrate you; it is not water.                            GRAY WATER MANAGEMENT
                                                           The Tamaqua site has no water. You are responsible
FIRE SAFETY                                                for bringing enough water for the duration of the
It is your responsibility to Burn All the Things safely!   event and for packing out the water you can’t
Tent fires and fuel fires are a real threat.               disperse when you leave.

At a minimum, every burner should be aware of the          What is Gray Water? Water that has been used
following safety rules:                                    for cooking, washing, dishwashing, or bathing and
                                                           contains soap, detergent, food scraps, or food
• All Fire Pits / Campfires / Burn Barrels must be         residue.
  6 inches off the ground to prevent burn scars
  (burn scars are a trace!)                                Disperse: Small amounts of “light” gray water such as
• All Fires and Generators must have (minimum) a           shower water that used biodegradable soap can be

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sprinkled around on the ground so as not to make          PROHIBITED BEHAVIORS
a puddle. For dishwater that used biodegradable
                                                          The following types of behavior are unacceptable
soap, best practice is to use a fine strainer to remove
                                                          at FirePony Creative Society-sponsored events,
fine food particulates and add a drop of bleach to
                                                          including, but not limited to, Playa del Fuego
sanitize before sprinkling about.
                                                          and Constellation, and may result in a Conduct
Pack out: All other gray water and greasy messes          Committee Review:
must be packed out!
                                                          CONSENT VIOLATIONS
PORTA POTTIES                                             Non-consensual and unwanted contact with the
                                                          body of another, especially of an aggressive or sexual
NOTE: there is no onsite water, there are no
                                                          nature, regardless of claimed intent. Unwanted
showers, there are no flushing toilets
                                                          sexual attention, including sexualized comments or
There are plenty of porta potties that get cleaned        jokes. Non-consensual intoxication (includes gifting
during the event. IF IT DOES NOT COME FROM THE            intoxicants without disclosure and putting a drug
BODY, DO NOT PUT IT IN THE POTTY!                         into someone’s drink without their knowledge).
                                                          Also includes non-consensual demeaning speech,
Single ply TP is the only exception. No beer cans, no
                                                          predatory behavior, and aggression, as well as
tampons, no baby wipes! Please bring small zip-lock
                                                          doxxing, blackmail, and the taking of photographs or
bags for your wipes, pads, or tampons and take it
                                                          video without the express consent of those involved
with you as part of the Leave No Trace ethic.
                                                          (see “Media Without Consent” below). FPCS supports
Hand washing stations are also provided around the        body autonomy for all participants and direct and
playa. WASH YO HANDS!                                     unambiguous enthusiastic consent is expected of all
                                                          participants at all times.

       PDF SURVIVAL GUIDE                                 HATE SPEECH
                                                          Any conduct, depiction, video, image, audio, gesture,
   Be sure to check out the                               symbol, art, item, and/or discussion (“content”) that
   survival guide if you haven’t                          consists of abuse, threats, intimidation, animosity,
   already!                                               attacks, or incitement of attacks against an individual
                                                          or group of people and is defined in terms of race,
   playadelfuego.org/survival-                            ethnicity, national origin, gender expression, religion,
   guide-welcome-home                                     sexual orientation, immigration status, disability,
                                                          health status, economic status, location, or any
                                                          identifying characteristic. Hate Speech includes

RULES
                                                          slurs and any content that incites the hatred or
                                                          violence against these groups as well as praise and/
                                                          or glorification of terrorism, organized crime, hate

CODE OF CONDUCT
FirePony Creative Society (FPCS or FirePony) strives
                                                             INCIDENT REPORTING
to keep the number of rules to a minimum, however
certain types of behavior serve only to harm other           During the Event:
participants, the event itself, and/or the community.
Radical inclusion means that strangers are welcome
to participate in our community; it does not mean
tolerance of harmful behaviors.
The Code of Conduct identifies behaviors and
actions that will not be tolerated at any FPCS
sponsored event, including Playa del Fuego
                                                             Incidents Outside of FPCS Sponsored
(PDF), Constellation, the Mid-Atlantic Leadership
                                                             Events:
Conference (MALC), and recipients of grant funds
through the Community Art and Civic Engagement
(CACE) program.
In addition to the conduct detailed below,
participants of any FirePony Creative Society-
sponsored events are expected to comply with all
federal, state, and local laws.
The FPCS Conduct Committee is the mechanism by
which reported conduct incidents are investigated.
                                                             playadelfuego.org/code-of-conduct

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groups, and/or dangerous indivudals or groups,              MEDIA WITHOUT CONSENT
including any/all Nazi and White Power content,             Direct and unambiguous consent is required before
symbolism, items, or expression (including the              photographing or recording any participant at a
Confederate flag).                                          FPCS event. Direct and unambiguous consent is
Hate Speech that is shared in an educational,               also required when sharing any video, photograph,
historical, satirical, or artistic manner with the spirit   or content depicting a participant taken at a FPCS
of challenging it or raising awareness is allowed;          sponsored event on social media. Absolutely
however the intention surrounding that content              no media, content, video, image, description,
must be clearly evident and the participant must be         or depiction of a FPCS event may be used for
willing to engage in respectful discussion with the         commercial purposes without prior written consent
community about their content.                              of the FPCS Board of Directors.

BULLYING, INCLUDING STALKING AND                            OTHER BEHAVIORS
                                                            Other types of behaviors that are prohibited include
HARASSMENT
                                                            possession of a firearm, serving alcohol to someone
Any conduct that intimidates, abuses, menaces, or
                                                            under 21, impersonating a volunteer, repeatedly
threatens participants and/or has the intention to
                                                            breaching a fire perimeter, harassment of wildlife,
exclude, silence, shame, or degrade a participant (or
                                                            and negatively impacting the surrounding community
group), or incites others to do so. Includes all manner
                                                            by dumping trash in local dumpsters, trespassing,
of stalking and harassment, including conduct such
                                                            or repeated violations of a FPCS sponsored event’s
as intimidation, verbal assaults, threats of violence
                                                            sound policy.
or harm, degrading or shaming speech, humiliation,
and repeated unwanted contact, both in person and
electronic.                                                 REPERCUSSIONS
                                                            Participants in violation of this Code of Conduct
ENDANGERING OTHERS                                          at any FPCS sponsored event may be removed
Any conduct or content that puts others in serious          from that event, depending on the severity of the
danger, including personal attacks and violence,            transgression. All removals from the event will result
unsafe operation of any vehicle (includes your              in a Conduct Committee case to review for additional
personal vehicle, golf cart, art car, and bicycle),         repercussions, up to and including the suspension
unauthorized fireworks, unsafe flame art and/               from participation in one or more future FirePony
or burning art, not maintaining general fire safety         Creative Society-sponsored events (such as Playa
protocols (such as spinning fire without a designated       del Fuego and Constellation). Other actions, such
safety or improper storage of fuels), and/or violations     as a formal warning or the removal from volunteer
of any safety and fire policies provided by a FPCS          position(s) are also possible. Transgressions that
sponsored event.                                            violate federal, state, or local laws will be escalated to
                                                            the appropriate authority.
ENTERING A FPCS SPONSORED EVENT
WITHOUT A TICKET OR SERVICE                                 FINE PRINT
                                                            The prohibited behaviors outlined in this document are a
CONTRACT                                                    non-exhaustive list. Nothing in this document is intended
All participants, volunteers, coordinators, board           to or shall waive the right of the FirePony Creative Society
members, landowners, etc. gain entry to our events          Board of Directors to restrict the access of an individual or
by purchasing a ticket, signing the Code of Conduct,        entity to any FPCS sponsored event as it may determine,
and presenting a valid ID at the gate. Vendors, such        in its sole discretion, is warranted.
as ice delivery or the porta potty cleaners, are under      View the full Code of Conduct here:
contract with FirePony Creative Society and are             playadelfuego.org/code-of-conduct
allowed on site to fulfill their contracts. Any other
entries are unauthorized and will be considered
trespassing. Aiding or helping an unauthorized              ILLEGAL ACTIVITY
entry get into a FPCS sponsored event will also             Please note: Playa del Fuego, Inc. does not condone
be considered trespassing and will subject that             ANY illegal activity. We create a temporary city with
participant to repercussions.                               its own rules. This city coexists within an area of real
                                                            laws. Try to make that coexistence a peaceful one.
                                                            Abide by all relevant local, state, and federal laws. If
DESTRUCTION, USING, OR TAKING OF
                                                            you see law enforcement officers, be nice to them.
PROPERTY                                                    PDF will cooperate with all local, county, state, and
Includes theft, destruction, and vandalism of any           federal officials. We all share an interest in having a
property, including FPCS infrastructure as well as          smooth event.
landowner, vendor or participant property. Consent
applies to things as well as bodies. If it is not yours,
leave it alone, unless you have the consent of the          DRINKING AND DRIVING
owner of the property.                                      Don’t be stupid, motorized vehicles don’t mix with
                                                            intoxication. Any ticket holder found driving while

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intoxicated/under the influence may be ejected from       below 100HZ) shall be turned off and the sound
the event. This includes cars, RVs, buses, electric       shall be no louder than 70db(A) at a distance of 50’
bicycles, art cars, tractors, golf carts, motorized       from the source of the sound, or at the Access Area
scooters, and similar devices.                            boundary, if the boundary is closer than 50’ to the
                                                          source. Sound shall be no louder than 80db(A) at
                                                          other times, when measured at 100’ with a national
OFF-LIMIT AREAS                                           commercially accepted Sound Level Meter or SLM.
All permanent buildings (hunting lodge and garage         (Type S2A)
and any pre-existing structures are completely            View the full Sound Policy here:
off limits to all participantsas well as any area         playadelfuego.org/sound-policy
marked within the event map as being off limits.
Any area outside the event boundary, as marked
on the event map, is strictly off limits. Crossing
the event boundaries is TRESSPASSING on private
property! Trespassing on the land outside the event
                                                          PHOTOGRAPHY, VIDEO, & MEDIA
boundaries is cause for event eviction.
                                                          Playa del Fuego and FirePony Creative Society
Within the event boundaries, the following are            understand that photography and video art is integral
STRICTLY OFF-LIMITS:                                      to radical self expression; however we require that all
•   the red cabin, including its exterior porches         participants obtain explicit consent of their subjects
•   the garage along Bucky Blvd.                          whenever capturing and/or publishing photographs
•   the shooting trap along the northern treeline         or videos taken at the event. In addition, the
                                                          following details apply, as adapted from the waiver:
•   any large piles of lumber left on-site from logging

                                                          USE OF IMAGES AND LIKENESS:
WRISTBANDS                                                • As a participant of Playa del Fuego, or related
Everyone is required to wear wristbands. Anyone             activities, you may be photographed.
found without a wristband will be ejected.                • Consent must be obtained for all photography,
Replacements can be acquired at the Front gate              film, or video taken at the event.
during ticketing hours. If someone asks to see your       • Any persons identifiable in the image, film, or
wristband, it’s cool, just show them.                       video, must express consent to be photographed
                                                            or filmed, and photographers must destroy any
BAN LIST                                                    image or video at the subject’s request, even if
                                                            prior consent had been granted.
Mr. No/Know’s No-No’s                                     • It is prohibited to take any photos or videos in a
The following are banned from all                           camp or of a person that has posted a “No Photos”
FirePony Creative Society events:                           sign or at any event where a “No Photos” policy
                                                            has been announced.
•   Firearms
                                                          • No use of images, film, or video obtained at
•   Trampolines
                                                            the event may be made without prior written
•   All Animals (except ADA Service Animals)*
                                                            permission from FirePony Creative Society AND
•   Unauthorized fireworks                                  THE WRITTEN PERMISSION OF ANY PERSONS
•   Fire lanterns, aka Chinese lanterns or sky lanterns     IDENTIFIABLE IN THE IMAGES, FILM, OR VIDEO,
•   Drones                                                  other than personal use.
•   ATVs                                                  • Additionally, the event holders, producers,
•   Personal golf carts                                     sponsors, organizers and/or assigns may not use
•   Sleeping in the parking lot                             any images, film, or video obtained at the event
                                                            without prior WRITTEN PERMISSION OF ANY
*Emotional support, therapy, comfort, and/or companion
animals are not considered service animals under the        PERSONS IDENTIFIABLE IN THE IMAGES, FILM, OR
ADA and are not allowed on site.                            VIDEO.

SOUND POLICY
- 10 AM TO MIDNIGHT: 80 DB(A) @ 100 FT
                                                                       NUDITY
                                                               Nudity is welcome at PDF!
- MIDNIGHT TO 10 AM: 70 DB(A) @ 50 FT
                                                              However, if you have a volunteer
  & SUBWOOFERS OFF
                                                            shift at the gate, you should be properly attired for a
Amplified, projected or otherwise man-made                   public setting as this position may interact with the
noise or music shall be permitted between the                outside world. Generally, if you are at the gate for
hours of 10am and 12am. Beginning at 12:01am, all              any reason, make sure your “bits” are covered.
subwoofers (any device capable of emitting sound

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View the full Photography,                                 SANCTUARY
Video, And Media Policy here:
                                                           Sanctuary provides a positive space for those
playadelfuego.org/photography-
                                                           experiencing mental, emotional, or spiritual distress.
video-and-media-policy
                                                           Not feeling well, but it’s not a medical issue?
                                                           Triggered? Anxious? Simply overwhelmed at all the
                                                           stimuli and need a quiet space? SANCTUARY is here
MINORS AND CHILDREN                                        for you, gentle burner. You are safe here.
You are solely responsible for the care,
supervision, and well-being of the minor
AT ALL TIMES.                                              FIRE, FIREWOOD, & GENERATOR
                                                           POLICY
VENDING/GIFTING                                            Playa del Fuego embraces Open Fire
Vending of any kind is not allowed. This includes          and Flame Effects, which means we
promotion of other events. Gifting does not equal          must act in a safe and responsible
bartering, nor are you entitled to anything. It’s only a   manner. The reality of a tent fire or a
gift when offered freely; taking something because         more serious situation arising from its
you want it is still theft at PdF. Ask permission before   misuse is a threat to the future of our
taking or touching anything, or anyone.                    event and participant safety.

                                                           View the Fire, Firewood, and Generator Policy here:
                                                           playadelfuego.org/fire-firewood-generator-policy
    GLOSSARY
    View a list of common burner                           OPEN FIRE AND FLAME EFFECTS
    & Playa del Fuego terms here:                          All fires, regardless of the fuel, must be:
    playadelfuego.org/glossary
                                                           • Attended at all times
                                                           • Extinguished immediately at the request of any
                                                             member of the Fire Safety Team or a Ranger
                                                           • Extinguished immediately if the wind picks up
PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY                                     such that the fire throws sparks
                                                           • Maintain a safety perimeter of one and a half times
                                                             the height of the flame effect
There is not a First Aid tent this year.                   • Have 5 gallons of water or 5 lb. ABC Fire
Bandaids and other first aid supplies are available at       Extinguisher, or both, as appropriate for fuel type
Participation Station. Try to be self reliant and bring    • All liquid fuels must be maintained at a minimum
a first aid kit to take care of your own minor issues.       of 30 ft from any fire, ignition, or radiant heat.
Medical issues beyond the scope of basic first aid         • All fires are to have a burn shield or be elevated
could be triaged and escalated via ambulance to the          minimum 6 inches to avoid burn scars.
nearest medical facility.                                  • Fuel storage areas must have a “No Smoking” sign
                                                             posted

RANGERS                                                    FIREWOOD
PdF is truly a community and we are here to help you       Firewood is included in your ticket price, and you are
navigate your burn! Amazing volunteers step up and         welcome to have a fire in your camp in a fire pit or
put in long hours to help you when you need it most!       burn barrel, as long as there isn’t an active fire ban.
Rangers are not cops and they are not your mom,            UN-USED FIREWOOD MUST BE RETURNED TO
but they wear a lot of khaki! They are here to             THE MAIN PILE on Monday. This is a Leave No
help you resolve conflict via the FLAME method             Trace event! Extra firewood is MOOP. Put it where it
and document conduct issues. FLAME: Find Out,              belongs!
Listen, Analyze, Mediate, Explain. In times of need,
RANGERS are your friend! Simply look for someone
with a radio (they can call one) or if no one is
                                                           FIREWORKS
around, just start calling loudly for a RANGER, and        Pyrotechnics and fireworks are defined as a device
someone will hear you and respond.                         or assembly of materials containing gunpowder,
                                                           explosives, or any other combustible substances that
Interested in becoming a Ranger? Or have Medical
                                                           explode when ignited.
Certification (EMT or above)? If so, come by Ranger
Station on Friday night at 7 pm for Ranger/Medic           • All pyrotechnics and fireworks must be pre-
Orientation.                                                 registered and approved by the Burning Art Safety
                                                             Team – no exceptions!

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• Use of unapproved pyrotechnics and fireworks, or         the direction you came. We strongly recommend
  use of approved pyrotechnics and fireworks in an         wearing boots because both rattlesnakes and
  unapproved manner, may result in event ejection          copperheads are venomous.

GENERATOR POLICY️                                          LOCUST TREES
                                                           They are present on the property and have big
If you bring your own generator you have an
                                                           thorns, really BIG thorns. We strongly suggest
obligation to ensure that it’s used in a safe manner
                                                           wearing boots and making sure the area where you
and are trained in it’s safe fueling and operation.
                                                           set up your tent is free from locust tree debris and
Attended at all times:                                     stumps. Each year we try to remove more and more
• Extinguished immediately at the request of any           locust tree stumps so over time they are less and less
  member of the Fire Safety Team or a Ranger               of a problem; you can help by bringing a shovel or a
                                                           small hatchet and taking the time to remove some.
• Have a 5 lb. ABC Fire Extinguisher
• Fuel must be maintained at a minimum of 30 ft
  from any fire, ignition, or radiant heat                 MAYOR
• Fuel storage areas must have a “No Smoking” sign         Each event there is a Mayor. What the heck is the
  posted                                                   Mayor of PDF? The Mayor is just a member of the
• Generators must be completely shut down prior to         board whose job it is to listen to the community
  beginning refueling                                      members for concerns, ideas, topics for everyone to
• Loud generators are to be properly baffled with fire     consider, complaints, worries, and bribes. You can,
  retardant materials                                      of course talk to any board member any time, but
• No generators in areas marked “quiet camping” on         the Mayor is someone who has made themselves
  the site map                                             conspicuous for your convenience. If you have any
                                                           questions or concerns (or bribes), look for the Mayor.

BE PREPARED FOR WEATHER                                    This year’s mayor is Miles / Mails / Mr. No Know.
                                                           Miles is currently serving as the Treasurer of FPCS,
EXTREMES                                                   putting his default-world Finance and Accounting
Our event is held rain or shine. It has been held          expertise towards FPCS budgets, payments, taxes, and
during Nor’Easters, severe thunderstorms, coastal          contracts. He has been burning for 10 years now, and
flooding, plagues of insects, and record heat and          he considers PDF his Home Burn. Prior to Joining the
cold. A shade or rain structure can be helpful and         FPCS Board, Miles was a coordinator for City Planning/
shared with neighbors. Be sure to properly stake or        Placement for 5 years. Miles was integral to PDF’s
rebar any structures you erect. Tents have blown           transition out of the Swamps of Sorrow, and into the
away and out of the event grounds, becoming                Shale Hills of Drainage and Opportunity! You can find
MOOP. Shade structures have become windborne               him down at Shitty Hall, home of the Mayor for all
and hit people in the head.                                your questions and bureaucratic needs.

TICKS, WILDLIFE, AND LOCUST
TREES - OH, MY!                                               STAY IN THE KNOW!
                                                              Sign up for the official
TICKS
                                                              PDF email newsletter, The
It’s possible there will be ticks in the area that carry      Burning Pony Express!
Lyme Disease. All participants are encouraged to
practice Radical Self Reliance and get educated on            playadelfuego.org/newsletter
ticks and Lyme Disease before arriving at the event.
Frequent tick checks and tick repellent are strongly
suggested.

WILDLIFE
Local wildlife includes
black bears, foxes, bobcats,
coyotes, racoons, rattlesnakes,
copperheads, and deer. Interaction with wildlife
isn’t expected as the noise of the event will likely
keep wildlife away, however, if you encounter a
black bear, identify yourself by speaking in a calm,
appeasing tone and back away slowly, preferably in

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HAPPENINGS                                                  for the event! Relax, volunteer, keep stopping back if
                                                            its something you really want to do.
                                                              Location: Camp Quityerbitchin’
                                                              Bring: stay hydrated! wear your sun screen! eat
                                                              ahead of time! a yoga mat may be helpful for
                   ON G OI N G                                social distancing. maybe a chair? positive attitude!
                                                              Audience: Everyone
                                                              Event Type: Crafts
50 SHADES BOOK BURNING
Dramatic readings from 50 Shades then we burn it            ESMERALDA’S RACK
  Location: Camp Tasty                                      Just like Esmeralda, her rack is tiny but fierce! Stop on
  Bring: any copies of any book in the 50 shades            by to our costume gifting waystation and snatch up
  series you may have                                       some playa worthy threads. Please take what you love.
  Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                              Location: Esmeralda the Vardo
  Event Type: Art
                                                              Audience: Everyone

ARTS & CRAFTS AT CAMP
IDONWANNA                                                   12:00 PM
                                                            IGUANA JAM
What would summer camp be without arts and
crafts? We will have a table setup throughout the           Bring your rattles, bring your strings, bring your songs
weekend. Come chill and make a friendship bracelet          and let the wild rumpus start! Come jam with the
or keychain lanyard. Not your style, we’ll have             Iguanas during the day or night. Bring an instrument if
popsicle sticks too. Just don’t eat the glue.               you have one or borrow one from us.

  Location: Camp Idonwanna                                    Location: Iguana Chill & Jam Camp
  Audience: Everyone                                          Bring: Bring an instrument if you have one or
  Event Type: Art, Crafts                                     borrow one from us.
                                                              Audience: Kids
COSTUME RACK & REPAIRS                                        Event Type: Music

Find your new favorite outfit on our costume rack!
Donations accepted in clean, wearable condition.
                                                            ITTY-BITTY BURNER BITTERS BAR
Basic clothing repair supplies available all the time       Bitters for your beverages for a bit of bougie.
for DIY repairs. Full service repairs available around 11
                                                              Location: Camp Tasty
every morning and 5 every afternoon, or if you catch
                                                              Bring: your beverage
us unoccupied other times.
                                                              Audience: Everyone
  Location: ClusterPhuck                                      Event Type: Food/Drink
  Bring: Your fabulous body to dress up; clothing in
  need of mending                                           KENTFUCKY DERBY
  Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Crafts                                        It’s a Race! It’s a Race! Find us at Camp Field Trippin’
                                                            or out roaming the playa with our mobile bar to
                                                            compete in the Kentfucky Derby! Channel your inner
DNJ’S SWEET DICKS                                           racehorse! There will be 5 legs to this race, all full
You’ve heard our pleas before to come suck our              of precision and absolutely zero training. Get your
dicks...and WE’RE BACK!!! Find us wandering the             thoroughbred’s name up on the leaderboard for
playa at random times with our succulent stiffies.          either speed or best in show. Check back at Camp
We’ll have cock confections in various flavors, a           Field Trippin’ to see if you’re in the lead of the pack!
phallus to please every palate.                             The prize is your pride!
  Location: Roving                                            Location: At Camp Field Trippin’ and/or out and
  Bring: A hole to put it in.                                 about around the playa with our mobile bar
  Audience: Everyone                                          Bring: Courage and your competitive edge
  Event Type: Food/Drink                                      Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                              Event Type: Sport
DRAGON SCALES JEWELRY
WORKSHOP                                                    MARZIPAN PIE PLATE BINGO
Create your own small, shiny thing... whether its a         Get your Bingo card at the Participation Station or
keychain, necklace, bracelet or earrings. Beginner          Camp Tasty. Get BINGO and come to Camp Tasty to
techniques of chain maille and scale maille will be         get your prize! Name the theme and get a special prize.
demonstrated. Keep checking the board for times               Location: Camp Tasty / Roaming
of workshops (no one wants to be around me if I               Audience: Everyone
haven’t had my coffee). We are all on ‘burner time’           Event Type: Sport

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'The Gate of Change' by Glenn-Richardson / Photo by Sara Muskulus / Spring 2016

       ON G OI N G CO N T ’D                                  PLAYABRARY
                                                              Browse our books to find your next read, and make
                                                              your own souvenir bookmark. Gently-loved book
MY AUNT AND UNCLE ARE BACK                                    donations accepted.

My aunt Pearl and uncle Earl, plan to take in the               Location: ClusterPhuck
sites of Tamaqua, PA. Don’t know why they chose                 Bring: Reading glasses
Tamaqua of all places, but they enjoy traveling to              Audience: Everyone
unconventional destinations. They’re nice, just really          Event Type: Crafts, Educational
clueless and haven’t changed their travel aesthetic
since at least 1996 so they’re gonna look and act             PSYCHEDELIC CAT CULT DJ SET
really out of place. If you see them, please keep
them out of trouble? Or else they’ll make that joke           Impromptu DJ sets from Lulu and Vic throughout
about how tired their arms are after flying in from           the weekend. Lots of different kinds of dance music.
Grand Rapids last night and talk your ear off from            TECH-i-AUTOMATIC-STATIC-TASTY-KITTY-FUNKY-
there. Talk to them long enough and they’ll get               FRESH-BEATS-Ja~
weird. Thanks everyone.                                         Location: Camp Muhfucka
  Location: wherever they feel like going                       Audience: Everyone
  Audience: Everyone                                            Event Type: Music
  Event Type: Spiritual
                                                              RAKU RODEO PONY GAMES
PEREGRINATING PRANCING PONY                                   Putt putt golf & crazy pool to play. Or try your luck
Prancing Pony Bar on wheels?! Traditionally we                on pony races to bet on & win one-of-kind prizes
have been a hole in the wall, dive bar of playa, now            Location: Center camp
we can bring our hole to you! Traveling wagon bar               Bring: Lucky charm if you have one
coming to playa accompanied by shenanigans ,
                                                                Audience: Everyone
curated spirits, and wit. BYOCup
                                                                Event Type: Sport
  Location: Traveling
  Bring: Cup                                                  RELIABILITY THIRD PONY EXPRESS
  Audience: 21+ Only
  Event Type: Food/Drink, Music
                                                              POST OFFICE
                                                              We offer intra-camp delivery of thank you notes
PLAYA DEL LEGO                                                or love letters to any Burner or Camp that has
                                                              gifted you a memorable interaction or experience.
Building Lego masterpieces                                    Stationary provided.
  Location: Toaster’s camp		                                  We will make every effort to deliver it anywhere in
  Audience: Everyone                                          the city. Results may vary.
  Event Type: Crafts
                                                                Location: Open Camping, Look for the sign
                                                                Bring: Good Cheer
                                                                Audience: Everyone

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ONGO I N G CO N T ’D
9:00 PM - 2:00 AM
SILHOUETTE PEEP SHOW
Show me what you got! Come satisfy your pseudo
exhibitionist dreams in our deluxe shadow room.
Make some hand puppets, do a strip tease, or get
down and dirty with your friends. All burners are
invited to either put on an impromptu show, or book
a time slot on our board to draw in the crowd. There
will be an anonymous backstage entrance for all
performers where a camp member will let you into
the room. The show is running Friday-Sunday after
dark. The stage area will be empty, so BYO padding,
props, and dirty minds.
  Location: Camp Muhfucka
  Bring: The stage area will be empty, so BYO
  padding, props, and dirty minds.
  Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                             Sparky the Giant Rideable Unicorn by Nataraj and Radar / PDF 2019

TEMPORARY TATTOO PARLOR
Come by Camp Idonwanna for a temp tat of the               TRASH CAMP BAR AND SNACKS
brand spankin’ new PDF logo. We will also have a           Gentle junkpiles, do you crave a respite from the
wide variety of other temporary tattoos to choose          dumpster fire of life? Do you need a place where no
from. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your mom.                 one can judge the unholy mess of your soul? Come
                                                           to Trash Bar / Moop Group / Garbage Gang! Yes, we
  Location: Camp Idonwanna
                                                           have sewer rats; we don’t judge! (We lost a lawsuit.)
  Bring: SKIN
                                                           And sure there’s opossums, but they won’t play
  Audience: Everyone
                                                           dead when it comes to getting your drink! You don’t
  Event Type: Art, Spiritual                               have to rifle through our trash... we’ve got treasures!
                                                           We’ve got Grey Water, n/a refreshments from the
THE CONTROL GROUP                                          compost heap, and goodies from the dumpster. If
                                                           you’re feeling adventurous, just look for the sign, or
Whatever it is, we are not doing it. We haven’t taken
                                                           follow the trash animals!
any. We did not put that in our mouths.
                                                             Location: Open camping; just look for the sign
  Location: wandering around looking befuzzled
                                                             Bring: Bring a cup, a plate, a sense of adventure,
  Bring: Placebo
                                                             and a taste for trash
  Audience: Everyone                                         Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Educational                                    Event Type: Food/Drink

THE ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR /
ELECTRIC AVENUE
                                                           7:30 PM - 4:00 AM
                                                           TRIP-OUT CINEMA
The Electric Wheelchair is just what it sounds like.
and more. and otherwise. If you’re looking for             Warning: May Make Brains Melt. Movie starts around
mobility assistance, come check us out at Electric         dusk then progresses into a weird collage of music
Avenue theme camp, the supporting camp for this            videos and other oddities surely to send you down a
art project. If you need a jumpstart, come check us        rabbit hole.
out and see what that entails.                               Location: Tripping Hazard
  Location: Electric Avenue theme camp                       Bring: Popcorn + Thorazine
  Audience: Everyone                                         Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                             Event Type: Art, Music

THE TOLL BOOTH
                                                           VIRGIN BAR
Stop by the Toll Booth and pay your Toll before passing.
Open whenever it’s open. Free to pass when closed.         A lot of us don’t drink alcohol for one reason or
                                                           another, but that doesn’t mean that we don’t want
  Location: Near Shitty Hall                               to have awesome fancy drinks. Come by and have a
  Bring: Eagerness to have silly fun                       delicious virgin drink.
  Audience: Everyone
                                                             Location: Camp Stay Gold
                                                             Bring: Bring a cup
                                                             Audience: Everyone
                                                             Event Type: Food/Drink

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T H U RS D A Y                         and some fresh fruit to start your day off. Join us in
                                                        our brand new lounge and as we break in our brand-
                                                        new bar, both of which will be christened Saturday
                                                        before the Pony Burns.
THU 7:00 PM - THU 7:30 PM                                 Location: TIKI
FANCY FRANKS                                              Bring: Plates/cups
                                                          Audience: 21+ Only
Come getcha weiners!
                                                          Event Type: Food/Drink, Music
  Location: Camp Tripping Hazard
  Bring: Plate
  Audience: Everyone                                    FRI 11:00 AM - FRI 12:00 PM
  Event Type: Food/Drink
                                                        FANTASY FLOWERS ARTPLAY
                                                        Does making art give you joy, but sometimes you just
                                                        don’t do it? Sometimes we fear failing, sometimes
                    F RI D A Y                          we don’t have the energy for a big project, and
                                                        sometimes we don’t know where to start. Let me
                                                        show you my favorite way to play with color and
                                                        shape and texture, not to mention my stash of
FRI 10:00 AM - FRI 12:00 PM                             awesome art supplies. Fantasy flowers! They’re stress
                                                        free, and there are no rules or expectations. Paper,
DECORATE YOUR OWN PASTIES                               glue, scissors, and a bunch of embellishments will be
Arts and crafts class is in session at Camp Field       provided, as well as examples to inspire you!
Trippin’! Bling out those boobies with your own set
                                                          Location: Camp Tasty
of seashell pasties. All supplies will be provided.
                                                          Bring: Something to sit on might be helpful in case
  Location: Camp Field Trippin’                           we run out of seats
  Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)                      Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Crafts                                      Event Type: Art

FRI 11:00 AM - FRI 12:00 PM                             FRI 12:00 PM - FRI 5:00 PM
ACROBATIC YOGA                                          BEER SNOB SIP AND SHARE
Two or more people work together to lift and move       Do you like good local craft beers? Are you the type
each other around in standing and laying on their       that enjoys sharing with others? Then bring a couple
back positions.                                         of your favorites beers to Mahna Mahna anytime
                                                        after noon on Friday. Add your beers to the ice
  Location: Camp Contact
                                                        bucket and try a bit of whatever else is in there.
  Bring: Yoga mat and or towel
  Audience: Everyone                                    Rules:
  Event Type: Sport                                       • No “big chain” branded beers, Bud, Miller, Coors etc.
                                                          • If you finish off a beer, you win the can/bottle!
                                                            Take as a souvenir or to dispose of.
FRI 11:00 AM - FRI 1:00 PM                                • Bring Your Own Cup - No Sampling direct from
                                                            bottles/Can
NACHO AVERAGE CONSENT ART                                 • Please keep samples on the smaller side so more
WORKSHOP                                                    people can try the beers
Make consent beautiful! Come join Nacho Average           Location: Mahna Mahna
Cuddles to practice giving and receiving consent          Bring: A cup and a couple of your favorite local
by stamping your friends bags, shirts, butts or other     craft beers
items. We have several stamps to choose from as           Audience: 21+ Only
well as materials to make your own. Nachos are            Event Type: Food/Drink, Spiritual
provided.
  Location: Nacho Average Cuddles
  Bring: Your passion for respecting the consent of
                                                        FRI 12:00 PM - FRI 1:00 PM
  others                                                ART AT NOON
  Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Art, Crafts, Educational, Food/Drink      Come play with arty things like colored pencils,
                                                        crayons, markers, pastels, watercolors, and coloring
                                                        books for creative chill time.
FRI 11:00 AM - FRI 1:00 PM                                Location: Camp Tasty
FRUITY BRUNCH                                             Bring: creativity
                                                          Audience: Everyone
Come join us at TIKI for some refreshing jungle juice     Event Type: Art

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FRI 12:30 PM - FRI 1:00 PM                               Location: Illumination
                                                         Bring: Bring a cup but leave your self-respect at
LEARN BOOMERANG THROWING                                 your campsite.
                                                         Audience: 21+ Only
Learn to throw boomerangs.
                                                         Event Type: Food/Drink
  Location: Open field where the pony burns.
  Bring: Bring an open mind and heart.
  Audience: Everyone                                   FRI 2:00 PM - FRI 2:45 PM
  Event Type: Sport
                                                       SPONGEBOB SPANKING LINE
                                                       Want to crawl around on the ground like a burrowing
FRI 1:00 PM - FRI 3:00 PM                              Beetle and get your butt touched? Do you want to
                                                       make someone’s day by letting them crawl beneath
RADISH KARAOKE                                         your legs so you can touch their butt? let’s get a nice
The lovely nerds at Radish want to hear your           butt spanking line going! (like in SpongeBob in the
voice! Don’t sing? Cheering for the singers is also    episode where he breaks his butt)...only if you want
participation. BYO Liquid Courage, but you don’t       to:) or you can watch. Laughter encouraged
need it. You’re fabulous, darling.                       Location: Main field where the pony is
  Location: Radish                                       Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
  Audience: Everyone                                     Event Type: Sport
  Event Type: Music
                                                       FRI 2:00 PM - FRI 3:37 PM
FRI 1:00 PM - FRI 1:30 PM                              PUNGER GAMES
FRISBEE WITH FRIENDS                                   We throw good worders onstage and subject them
Toss a frisbee with friends and strangers soon to be   to the roar of the crowd. This live competition is for
friends.                                               wordplay enthusiasts, people who love watching
                                                       others embarrass themselves, and people who love
  Location: Open field where the pony burns.           having funny, awkward conversations with straight
  Bring: Bring an open mind and heart.                 faces. We feature multiple pun-related challenges,
  Audience: Everyone                                   including Sudden Death (quality has no place here)
  Event Type: Sport                                    and the 6th iteration of The Battle of Pettysburg.
                                                       Come compete or groan. There is also a prepared
FRI 1:00 PM - FRI 3:30 PM                              paragraph competition: deliver your pre-written
                                                       pun-filled piece on the theme SLIP-N-SLIDE. Prizes
                                                       include a catasstrophy.
RAKU RODEO 4 U
                                                         Location: TIKI
Pick a piece/ glaze it / get fired & take it
                                                         Bring: no sense of embarrassment, a gladiatorial
  Location: Center camp                                  crowd level of care about wording
  Bring: Your open mind                                  Audience: Everyone
  Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Art
                                                       FRI 2:00 PM - FRI 3:00 PM
FRI 1:00 PM - FRI 2:00 PM                              YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHEESUS
                                                       We will have a wood-fire oven going, Kristy will be
CRYSTAL PERCUSSION                                     mixing up some fresh whiskey sours (while supplies
Tap crystal bowls to hear their joyous sound and       last), and you are cordially invited to bring toppings
make your own song                                     and a plate to grab a delicious slice of wood-fired
                                                       pizza or a personal pie made to order with your
  Location: Camp Tasty
                                                       toppings (while ingredients last). Put some cheesus
  Audience: Everyone
                                                       in your face!
  Event Type: Music
                                                         Location: TIKI
                                                         Bring: Toppings, plate
FRI 1:30 PM - FRI 2:30 PM                                Audience: Everyone
                                                         Event Type: Food/Drink
BUTTERBEAN AND BUCKY HAPPY
HOUR
Come hang out with ButterBean and Bucky and
                                                       FRI 2:00 PM - FRI 4:00 PM
enjoy some of the cheapest vodka that New Jersey       ADULT MILK & COOKIES
and Delaware has to offer. If you’re lucky, we may
have something to mix it with.                         This isn’t your run of the mill afternoon snack,
                                                       but a classic that’s back again to satiate your

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sweet tooth and give you a happy lil buzz before         most profound questions and plumb the depths of
naptime. Actually, there’s caffeine in it….Oops….Let’s   meaning with a pro!
Party!!
                                                           Location: Camp Tasty
  Location: Camp Field Trippin’                            Bring: Your big ideas and questions!
  Bring: A cup!                                            Audience: Everyone
  Audience: 21+ Only                                       Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
  Event Type: Food/Drink

                                                         FRI 4:00 PM - FRI 6:00 PM
FRI 3:00 PM - FRI 4:00 PM
                                                         BALLS CAMP HAPPY HOUR
CUPCAKE POTLUCK & SIMULATION                             Come and join us at Balls Camp for our Happy Hour.
CATS                                                     Burner formal preferred.
Come to the moons of Camp Tasty for a real                 Location: Balls Camp
cupcake potluck and live simulation cats!                  Bring: Cup
  Location: the moons of Camp Tasty                        Audience: 21+ Only
  Bring: Cupcakes or anything else (all ages friendly)     Event Type: Food/Drink
  starting with a hard “C” sound
  Audience: Everyone
  Event Type: Food/Drink
                                                         FRI 4:00 PM - FRI 5:00 PM
                                                         M.A.S.H.
FRI 4:00 PM - FRI 6:00 PM                                Mansion? Apartment? Shack? House? What does
                                                         your future hold?? Let the juvenile fortune telling
TALL SANTA VISITS THE PLAYA                              styles of Cait Ocho & Nicole open up your mind to
                                                         your fantasy future. This FREE clairvoyant reading of
Each PDF for many years, a certain tall Santa has
                                                         where your life path will lead is the ultimate inner self
come to PDF, distributing gifts and cheer to willing
                                                         reflection. Come learn where you’re going from two
participants. Santa will be back after the long
                                                         experts who have been everywhere.
hiatus, pushing his sleigh and playing the Christmas
kazoo. When you hear the bells and the sound of            Location: Camp Field Trippin’
merriment, come running if you want to choose a            Audience: 21+ Only
memorable gift for yourself or a friend or a loved         Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
one. This is non-judgmental Santa, so feel free to
share stories of debauchery. Due to the random
nature of gift distribution, you may see Santa out at    FRI 4:20 PM - FRI 6:20 AM
other times of the day or night, or on other days.
Ho Ho Ho!!!                                              DECORATE-A-RAGER HELMET
  Location: Roaming                                      Protect Ya Noggin before you take the Rager
  Audience: Everyone                                     Tobaggan! Personalize a hard hat before your
                                                         weekend expeditions and show your Safety Third
                                                         Pride!. We have limited hard hats, but not art
FRI 4:00 PM - FRI 6:00 PM                                supplies. We may even see who’s got the lewks
                                                         in a Safety Dance Dance Off with your new safety
CONSENSUAL WORKSHOP WITH                                 accessory!!
LORD HENRY                                                 Location: Tripping Hazard
School’s in session! Come explore the complexities         Bring: Potatoes (jk)
of consent with the infamous professor of sex,             Audience: Everyone
Lord Henry. We will dive deep into what makes up           Event Type: Art
consensual interaction, and we will play with some
common consent scenarios, (common to us burners,
that is!) This is a hands off, brains on workshop,       FRI 5:00 PM - FRI 6:00 PM
although consensual cuddling is encouraged.
                                                         ACROBATIC YOGA
  Location: Nacho Average Cuddles
                                                         Two or more people work together to lift and move
  Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                         each other around in standing and laying on their
  Event Type: Educational
                                                         back positions.
                                                           Location: Camp Contact
FRI 4:00 PM - FRI 6:00 PM                                  Bring: Yoga mat and or towel
                                                           Audience: Everyone
THE PHILOSOPHER IS IN                                      Event Type: Sport
Come for the answers! Stay for the questions.
The Philosopher Is In is an open discussion led by
a tenured philosophy professor. Come ask your

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     FRI 5:00 PM - FRI 7:00 PM                                                    FRI 8:00 PM - FRI 9:00 PM
     A VERY TIKI SEXTUPLE WEDDING                                                 FIRE BUBBLES -SCIENCE!
     SPECTACULAR AND BEACH AFTER                                                  (most) Everyone likes FIRE! Get up and close
     PARTY!                                                                       with this ‘hands-on’ demonstration. All ages are
                                                                                  welcome but kids will need to have a parent/
     We’re coming together to celebrate six
                                                                                  guardian present.
     wonderful couples who have stood the test
     of time and COVID. Break out your finest Tiki-                                  Location: Camp Quityerbitchin’
     inspired beachwear or formal wear and join us                                   Bring: camera?
     to witness as these couples profess their love to                               Audience: Everyone
     each other; couples are products of our burner                                  Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
     family. So it only makes sense that we come
     together to help them celebrate! There will be
     champagne and cupcakes. Need I say more?                                     FRI 8:00 PM - FRI 10:00 PM
     Come share your love and your joy with Liz &
     Vanessa, Scott & Sasha, Eva & Ryan, Selena &                                 GOTH NIGHT: THE RETURN
     Ben, Turkey & Sarah, and our very own effigy                                 It’s back! Creepy Tiki’s Goth Night will have
     builders, Shanna Banana and Dino.                                            all the guys and ghouls dancing for their lives
       Location: TIKI                                                             as we spin our favorite skeletal jams. Are you
       Bring: TIKI fine clothing                                                  looking for some dreadful sounds to stomp your
                                                                                  platforms to? Are you so goth, Michael Myers
       Audience: Everyone
                                                                                  dresses up as you for Halloween? Then bring
       Event Type: Spiritual
                                                                                  your animated corpse to Tiki on Friday night and
                                                                                  summon demons with us on the dance floor.
     FRI 6:00 PM - FRI 7:00 PM                                                    You bring the bodies, we’ll bring the noise!
                                                                                     Location: TIKI
     TACO HOUR                                                                       Audience: Everyone
     While we can’t guarantee it’ll be a happy hour,                                 Event Type: Music
     who doesn’t love tacos??!? Hang out with your
     favorite Jellyfish and partake of our non-toxic
     tacos. It is, after all, the perfect food and we                             FRI 8:00 PM - FRI 10:00 PM
     want to put it in your mouth.
                                                                                  BANANAS FLAMBÉ
       Location: Camp Jellyfish
                                                                                  Let’s go BANANAS! Indulge in a delicious, boozy
       Bring: your own plate
                                                                                  banana treat! Quartered bananas cooked in rum
       Audience: Everyone Event Type: Food/Drink
                                                                                  and brown sugar then set on fire. Vegan friendly
                                                                                  and ready to party, come get lit fam!
     FRI 7:00 PM                                                                     Location: Camp Field Trippin’
                                                                                     Bring: Burnable serveware provided
     RANGER/MEDIC ORIENTATION                                                        Audience: 21+ Only
     Interested in becoming a Ranger or Medic?                                       Event Type: Food/Drink
     Come by Participation Station on Friday
     night at 7 pm for Ranger/Medic Orientation.
       Location: Participation Station

18           DON’T FORGET ABOUT YOUR VOLUNTEER SHIFTS!                           *   SIGN UP AT PARTICIPATION STATION!
FRI 9:00 PM - FRI 10:00 PM                                   Bring: Drums! Shakers! More cowbell! Stuff
                                                             like that!
MOFESSIONAL SING-A-LONG-                                     Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
DING-DONG                                                    Event Type: Music

Gather round the campfire for Momo and the
Girls bringing you some of the playa’s greatest
hits including, “Jason’s Fuckbench”, “Please Fuck
Me Before the Parade”, and “The Connection                                SA T UR DA Y
Song (Correlation, Causation, Coincidence”).
  Location: Pyramid People
  Bring: Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                           SAT 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM
  Event Type: Music                                        QUEER’S: WHERE EVERYBODY
                                                           KNOWS YOUR GAY!
FRI 10:00 PM                                               That’s right and they’re always GLADD you came.
                                                           Come over to Camp Field Trippin’ and taste the
DISCO FRIDAY                                               rainbow with a delicious handcrafted COCKtail.
Come shake what ya mama gave ya with Daisy                 But first, we’ll see just how well putting on a
Camp on Friday night! Beats and booze served               cock ring has prepared you for the dick ring toss
up all night long from 10 until whenever! Come             or how well knowing all the words to every pop
for the disco, stay for the picklebacks and                song has strengthened your memory with an
beetbacks!                                                 icon match game. Leave those closets behind bc
                                                           we’re here and we’re queer!
  Location: Daisy Camp
  Bring: Dancing shoes for boogie grooves!                   Location: Camp Field Trippin’
  Audience: 21+ Only                                         Bring: A Cup
  Event Type: Food/Drink, Music                              Audience: 21+ Only
                                                             Event Type: Food/Drink, Sport

FRI 10:30 PM - FRI 11:30 PM
                                                           SAT 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM
THE CRONENING / BLOODY
GOOD STORIES                                               CARVE THE PINK STUFF
                                                           Guide the poky bit along the pink stuff until your
The Crones of Camp Tasty will channel their
                                                           vision is realized
Goddess-Archetypes for a brief fiery ritual, to be
followed by red food & drinks and “open mike”                Location: Camp Tasty
sharing of folx’ best/worst period stories and/or            Audience: Everyone
advice re: cramps/sex/pregnancy/menopause...                 Event Type: Crafts
All are welcome to chant, yip, and howl during
the Cronening! Free tampons while supplies last.
Wear your red finery, purple hats, black cloaks,           SAT 10:45 AM - 11:11 AM
goddess crowns... Cis men encouraged to wear
pink!                                                      EXPIRED CONDOM WATER-
  Location: the moons of Camp Tasty
                                                           BALLOON FIGHT
  Bring: BYO cup for red beverages. Chocolate              Spent the last 2 years alone? Clean out your wallet!
  & red foods also welcome! feel free to add
                                                             Location: Upper Dutch Blumpkin Camp
  period supplies or misfit sex toys to the gifting
                                                             Bring: expired condoms, water
  table!
                                                             Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
  Audience: 18+ Only (adult content)
                                                             Event Type: Crafts, Spiritual, Sport

FRI 10:30 PM - FRI 11:00 PM                                SAT 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM
JOYOUS NOISE - DRUMMERS                                    BEADS FOR DAYS CRAFTING
WANTED, CHANTING, YIPPING...                               CORNER
Come help support the Cronening Ritual with
                                                           Stop by Camp Muhfucka and make a wacky and
your drums, shakers, other instruments (bottles &
                                                           wonderful beaded creation. There will be pony
cans or just clap your hands) and/or your voice!
                                                           beads, square beads, wood beads, glass beads,
The quiet parts will be brief. The loud parts could
                                                           and beads of every color! Make a bead creature if
use all manner of clapping, howling, ululation...
                                                           you feel nostalgic for the 90s. Make mismatched
(See our full event description at The Cronening
                                                           earrings, a really long necklace, a friendship
/ Bloody Good Stories.)
                                                           bracelet, or anything you can think of. Materials
  Location: the moons of Camp Tasty                        are provided, but feel free to bring your own

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