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        Saturday Express
                                                                                          Marlborough’s community newspaper

Saturday, March 7, 2020

                          Pick of the bunch
                                                                  MAIA HART                                  for the district, so I’m pleased to be
                                                                                                             able to support it in any way.’’
                                                                  Murray Gane has competed in every              GrapeRide events organiser
                                                                  GrapeRide since it begun 16-years-         Duncan Mackenzie said entries for
                                                                  ago, although he insists none have         this year’s ride were tracking well.
                                                                  been done with ‘‘great distinction’’.          After trialling a mountain bike
                                                                      He first entered the 101km track       track last year, he said this would be
                                                                  as a way to support GrapeRide              back again, but some course
                                                                  founder Peter Halligan in 2005.            alterations had been made.
                                                                      ‘‘My rugby mates started cycling           ‘‘Last year we travelled all the
                                                                  in our mid-40s, we had just done the       way up to the Waihopai Bridge up
                                                                  Rainbow Road, which is St Arnaud to        on State Highway 63, but this year
                                                                  Hanmer and Pete mentioned he               we have a 21km loop and the long
                                                                  wanted to start something that             mountain bikers doing the 42km will
                                                                  showcased the best of our region,’’        be doing two laps instead,’’
                                                                  Halligan said.                             Mackenzie said.
                                                                      ‘‘To support him I entered the             ‘‘It will be good for those doing
                                                                  race, and I keep coming back               two loops to see if they improve on
                                                                  because it’s such a great event.’’         the lap, because they have seen it
                                                                      With the baton for naming              once already.’’
                                                                  sponsor passed on from Forrest                 This year there was also a ‘‘kids
                                                                  Wines to Whitehaven Wines there            ride’’ for children 12 and under.
                                                                  will be a different start point for this       ‘‘Thanks to some generous
                                                                  year’s GrapeRide, on March 28.             neighbouring vineyards we’re going
                                                                      The 101km distance was set to          to manage to keep kids off the road
                                                                  stay but the track would be                and give them a 5km ride,’’
                                                                  different, with the Renwick township       Mackenzie said.
                                                                  eliminated from the course as a                ‘‘Which is great because we’ve
                                                                  safety precaution.                         always wanted to include the kids
                                                                      Gane said his finish time always       but it’s just proven too difficult in the
                                                                  differed, and thought his fastest time     past.
                                                                  might have been the very first time            ‘‘They can get grandma and
                                                                  he entered.                                grandpa to go out, or mum and dad
                                                                      ‘‘My time always depends on            can go on the course with them. So
                                                                  how much effort I’ve put into              we’re expecting that that wil be
                          Murray Gane has entered all 16          training, and I haven’t been out on        quite a popular option.’’
                          GrapeRides - although he says none      the bike much this year,’’ he said.            Those wanting to enter the
                          have been completed with ‘‘great            ‘‘The most important part is the       Whitehaven GrapeRide can do so
                          distinction’’.      BRYA INGRAM/STUFF
                                                                  stunning ride, it’s such a good event      through the events website.
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    We ask small children the big questions. This week’s Wee Wonders are from Fairhall School.

    Wee Wonders                                                                                              If you were boss of the world for one day what would you do/change? Why?

    George Wilson (9)                               Emily Mason (9)                                      Harry Speakman (10)                                 Tia Kyle (10)
    I would stop global warming by banning          I would probably give money to the poor              I would make it illegal to smoke because it’s       Have everything in paper bags and use
    cars and pollution companies so that the        and try and get the coronavirus out. The             bad for your lungs and can kill people.             reusable things and recycle. I would change
    icecaps don’t melt and the animals don’t die.   reason I want to help the coronavirus is that                                                            that you could go into a store and borrow
                                                    its spreading everywhere and it might kill a                                                             the toy you want to play with so you can still
                                                    lot of people                                                                                            have fun but not have to pay.

    Phoebe Whyte (10)                                                                                    Harley Sangston (9)
                                                                                                                                                             Ellie Ross (8)
    I would stop all the global issues, make sure                                                        I would probably make kids be able to
    I get lots of yummy food so I can eat it and    Ollie Baker (9)                                      compete in the x-games and make all the             I would make a solution for all the global
    make everyone give me free foot massages,                                                            food in the world doughnuts because                 issues and make a holiday about kids ruling
    so people can make me happy and help all        I would let the teachers have a day off at           doughnuts are really good. Also make all the        the world. I would get lots of scientists
    the animals, stop people from dying and         school because I think they work really hard         kids in the world not have to wear uniforms         together to make a cure for the Coronavirus
    make the world a better place.                  at our school and I think they need a break.         to school so you can express yourself.              and get people to help with global warming.

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Valuing the gift of free speech
                                                                                                                                                                        local politician, Ford said there
It’s an honour to be                                                                                                                                                    was a greater sense of ‘‘con-
able to have our say,                                                                                                                                                   nection between people.’’
                                                                                                                                                                           ‘‘The Grovetown community
says Marlborough                                                                                                                                                        was a geographic thing ... it was
man and letter-writer                                                                                                                                                   a great feeling, you knew where
                                                                                                                                                                        you belonged,’’ he said.
Terry Ford.                                                                                                                                                                ‘‘I      remember          every
Sophie Trigger                                                                                                                                                          Wednesday night my father used
                                                                                                                                                                        to get on his bike at go to the
caught up with him.                                                                                                                                                     Grovetown Hall ... and they’d
                                                                                                                                                                        swap stories.’’
With an electronic typewriter                                                                                                                                              A reliance on technology and
and a ballpoint pen, Marlbor-                                                                                                                                           an increasingly globalised world
ough man Terry Ford says letter                                                                                                                                         has meant humans have lost
writing is one thing that can                                                                                                                                           touch with the land and their
keep us tethered to our                                                                                                                                                 local identities, Ford said.
‘‘humanness’’.                                                                                                                                                             We don’t get our ‘‘hands in
     He writes letters to all sorts of                                                                                                                                  the dirt anymore’’ and we know
people: cabinet ministers, the                                                                                                                                          more about Trump than our own
newspaper, and the heart                                                                                                                                                local politicians.
surgeons who gave him an extra                                                                                                                                             ‘‘There used to be a thing
25 years of life several decades                                                                                                                                        called the public. I don’t think
ago.                                                                                                                                                                    we’ve got a public anymore,
     Writing a letter to express                                                                                                                                        we’ve got people,’’ he said.
your opinion, or to simply say                                                                                                                                             ‘‘The people themselves have
thank you is a practice that con-                                                                                                                                       lost so much of their humanness
nects us, and should be pres-                                                                                                                                           – not their humanity, that’s a dif-
erved, he said.                                                                                                                                                         ferent word – I think they’re less
     ‘‘In a way, it’s personal. When                                                                                                                                    human.
you end up with a piece of paper,                                                                                                                                          ‘‘To me, being human is fight-
you’ve done it, you’ve handled                                                                                                                                          ing and struggling, all in the
it.’’                                                                                                                                                                   bounds of common decency.’’
     Ford believed the privilege of                                                                                                                                        Tapping out a letter on his
free speech was being forgotten          Terry Ford, 83, was born and raised in Marlborough.                                                    SCOTT HAMMOND/STUFF     typewriter was a human and per-
in an age of globalisation and                                                                                                                                          sonal practice, Ford said, and an
technology, that in fact was             having seen ‘‘the brothels of          ing us what to do,’’ he said.                        At 83, Ford has seen great         exercise in valuing the free
separating people.                       Cairo and the slums of Rome’’,            ‘‘It was obvious that had                     changes in Marlborough.                speech our ancestors struggled
     Born and raised in Marlbor-         there was a sense of deep grati-       persevered at a great personal                       One that saddened him the          for.
ough, Ford grew up during the            tude for the Kiwi life and a hope      cost ... that got into my very                   most was a loss of a certain kind         ‘‘These freedoms that we
Second World War and was                 for the future.                        being.                                           of local identity.                     value, if we don’t look after them,
involved with the Navy through-             ‘‘As children we appreciated           ‘‘It wasn’t an obligation, it                     In an era where every town         there’s always going to be some
out the Cold War.                        things like having free speech         was almost an honour to be able                  was surrounded by vegetable            prick in the roundhouse who’ll
     With soldiers returning             and the fact that nobody was tell-     to have your say.’’                              gardens and everyone knew the          take it away from you.’’

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                 Driver Distraction
                        with
                 Robyn Blackburn
                                                                  Driver distraction is often
                                                                  the initial factor in a chain of
                                                                  events that lead to a crash,
                                                                  and was identified as the
                                                                  cause of more than 1000 car
                                                                  crashes causing injury or
                                                                  death in New Zealand in 2018.
                                                                  There are many potential causes of driver
                                                                  distraction, but drivers using mobile phones in a
                                                                  vehicle is a significant cause of driver distraction.
                                                                  Mobile phones are well and truly interwoven into
                                                                  our daily life. We use them for everything - including
                                                                  when we’re driving.
                                                                  This week Marlborough District Council road safety
                                                                  coordinator Robin Blackburn chats about the
                                                                  impact driver distraction has on the safety of our
                                                                  roads and shares how passengers and drivers can
                                                                  both help reduce driver distraction.

    We all know using your mobile
    phone while driving is illegal, but                                                               CHANGE me ke
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    Using mobile phones while driving is a significant cause
    of driver distraction.
    Four of the top five most common distracted driving
    activities can now be done on a smart phone – texting,
    talking on a mobile phone, using a GPS or navigation
    system and adjusting music.
    This is reflected in crash statistics. Driver distraction
    was identified as a contributing factor in 12 fatal
    crashes, 155 serious injury crashes and 956 minor
    injury crashes in New Zealand in 2018.
    During 2018 and 2019 there were 111 crashes that                  Ignore your car cacophony. Make sure you concentrate
    resulted in death or serious injury in Marlborough. Of           on the road ahead, and get to where you’re going, safely.
                                                                         Watch the vids at www.beundistractable.co.nz
    those, poor observation was identified as a causing
    factor in 38% of those. This is way higher than the rest
    of the country. Interestingly, 71% of drivers at fault were                                                                       Agents are getting up to 30 people coming through an open home in Blenheim.               STUFF
    on a full NZ licence, so you can’t blame our bad crash statistics on foreign drivers or learner
    drivers alone!

    What can people do to avoid being distracted while driving?
    Notifications can divert your attention from the road, even if you don’t intend to look at your phone,
    so turning your phone off or putting it in flight mode and popping it in the glovebox or in your bag
    before starting up your car is a great place to start.
                                                                                                                                      Five homes sold
    Remove the temptation to even look at your phone!
    Get your music all set up before you start driving and ensure the windscreen and mirrors are clear,
                                                get your temperature controls all set at the right level. If
                                                you’re hungry or thirsty - stop somewhere nice - eating
                                                                                                                                      in one weekend
                                                and drinking while driving is very distracting.                                       JENNIFER EDER
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Marlborough feels
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the housing pinch
                                                          What can passengers do to                                                   A real estate agent has sold five houses in
                                                          help their drivers avoid being                                              a single weekend, after some chaotic open
                                                                                                                                      homes amid a shortage of houses for sale
                                                          distracted?                                                                 in Marlborough.
                                                          Notice some nice scenery? Keep it to yourself - unless                         Harcourts real estate agent Ben             was outstripping supply, and more new
                                                          you stop first to check it out.                                             McLennan closed five sales last weekend        builds were needed of all types.
                                                                                                                                      in Blenheim, a big jump from his usual             But First National Marlborough
                                                          Stay away from any of the car controls when the car is
                                                                                                                                      one or two sales per week, he said.            branch manager Angela Bowers said the
                                                          moving, keep voice levels down so the driver can maintain
                                                          concentration, no matter how exciting the trip might be.
                                                                                                                                         That included a property priced for         higher offers they were seeing as a result
                                                                                                                                      first home buyers, two houses in new dev-      were great for homeowners.
                                                          What should drivers do when                                                 elopments, a family-sized home priced              Bayleys Marlborough general man-
                                                                                                                                      over $500,000 and a new build priced over      ager David Lee said his agents were also
                                                          using the navigation tools on their                                         $600,000.                                      selling multiple properties in a single
                                                          phones, or changing the music or                                               The lack of listings meant more pro-        day, but kept having to remind buyers
                                                                                                                                      spective buyers were interested in each        not to seize the first offer. The Bayleys
                                                          taking or making phone calls?                                               house, and making offers faster than           team had a policy of keeping properties
    The driver is responsible for driving and the front seat passenger is in charge of music and navigation -                         usual, McLennan said.                          listed for three weeks, he said.
    that’s the deal!                                                                                                                     Open homes were becoming ‘‘very                 ‘‘Buyers do try to take control of the
                                                                                                                                      rush-rush’’ with so many prospective           situation and they do try to rush the pro-
    If you’re alone, or your passengers can’t help, pull over if you need to use navigation tools, change
    the music, send a text, check your emails or use your phone at all.
                                                                                                                                      buyers visiting, McLennan said.                cess. But as an agent your client is your
                                                                                                                                         ‘‘By the time you take everybody’s          vendor, and more time on the market
    Marlborough Police traffic infringements for using phones while driving increased significantly                                   details down, you don’t get much time to       means multiple offers, and getting the
    between June to Sept 2019 compared to previous years. We know the Police are focusing on                                          talk to everybody. But they know what          best price.
    this issue - they see drivers using their mobile phones every day, and the horrific impact driver                                 they’re looking for.’’                             ‘‘We are getting record prices set every
    distraction can have.                                                                                                                Marlborough had 237 houses listed for       week in Marlborough.
                                                                                                                                      sale on realestate.co.nz last month, the           ‘‘So vendors need to trust the real
                                                  GIVEAWAY                                                                            lowest number since their records began
                                                                                                                                      13 years ago, which was 35.9 per cent
                                                                                                                                                                                     estate process, and make sure they do
                                                                                                                                                                                     market their property well. They may be
                     Marlborough Roads have 100 Phone stand/pouches to                                                                fewer than the number of homes listed for      surprised by the result they achieve,
                                                                                                                                      sale in February last year.                    exposing the property to many buyers.
                              giveaway to readers of this column                                                                         Real estate agents in Blenheim said         It’s not uncommon to see $100,000 differ-
                                                                                                                                      they were frequently getting multiple          ence between the lowest and highest
                                        Call into                                                                                     offers on a single property, and people        offer.’’
                           THE MARLBOROUGH EXPRESS                                                                                    selling their homes were able to accept
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Blenheim’s guitar bashing
‘‘wastrels’’ Big Scout has
released its first single of the dec-
ade, along with a music video.
    The punk band, made up of
three mates from Blenheim are
becoming known for their raw
and intense performances,
released their single Flung with
a show at the Framingham
Underground last week.
    The two song EP, came along-
side a self-produced video, filmed
‘‘mainly in a bathroom’’ and
showed Greg Slatter on vocals,
backed by band members Mat-
thew Hellriegel and Jim
Tannock.
    ‘‘There’s no pretense that
we’re these cool, moody rock
guys, we’re just three dofs [sic]
from Marlborough,’’ Tannock
said.
    ‘‘That’s what the video
portrays, it’s fairly honest.’’
    Their initial thought was to
release an album, Tannock said.
    ‘‘But we’re a little band based
in Blenheim so that would be
exciting for a week and then it’s
like, what do we do now?’’
    Instead, they had decided to
release singles in stages to ‘‘spin
it out’’ and ‘‘build momentum’’,        The last 12 months have been hectic for Big Scout, who have opened for New Zealand band The Chills, as well as visiting US band No Age, Screaming Females
he said.                                and The Schizophonics.                                                                                                                             SUPPLIED
    ‘‘Take learning from every
time we do a release, and see              ‘‘It’s exciting to have a plan      recorded at the Plant in Novem-         Chills, Los Angeles band No Age        terms of your music’’ but also
what works and what doesn’t.’’          that’s a big picture,’’ he said.       ber.                                    and New Jersey band Screaming          ‘‘niche because you’re from Blen-
    In about 6 to 8 weeks, they            Framingham Winery had                  They had played a suite of           Females.                               heim’’.
would push out the next single          been a ‘‘big supporter’’, includ-      shows in the past 12 months,               At a show last week, Tannock            Their new songs Flung and
and video. By the fourth single,        ing paying for their recording         which included opening for              said a fellow music-lover had          Everything Must Go can be found
they wanted to go on tour.              costs for six songs which they         bands the Schizophonics, The            described them as ‘‘niche in           on streaming platforms.

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From the President’s Desk
Graeme Faulkner                            These are always on the third        otherwise. Later in the year, Mike     like this, be careful with your       it out early rather than later.
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We are now back firmly in                notice, which we will publish each     further discuss this issue.            credit cards and the like.            another good year of representing
business, looking to another good        month.                                    In the meantime consider the           Err on the side of caution as      you to Government on a number
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above prices are calculated (GST         microwave. Kitchen, living area        ongoing health issues to medical                                             With 10 clubs affiliated in
included).                               and laundry facilities will be         appointments to and from home                                                Marlborough, one is bound to be
   Additionally, it offers phone         shared in each house.                  to the hospital, doctor or the pool    Scottish Country Dancing              near you. Indoor bowls can be
packages:                                   A house manager will look after     for health exercise, it is not a                                             competitive or social. Positive
                                         the property, be the key point of      social bus.                            Something you can do now for fun      factors include mild exercise, low
   Local: $11.50/month: unlimited
                                                                                   It operates in Blenheim, Picton,                                          cost, and no weather worries.
national landline calls & line rental.   contact for residents and perhaps                                             and fitness: Scottish Country
                                                                                Havelock, Renwick and Seddon.                                                ‘‘Indoor bowls brings a world of
Add $23/month for unlimited NZ           provide 1-2 daily cooked meals.                                               Dancing. It can be as gentle or
                                                                                                                                                             excitement, careful game analysis,
mobile & international calls.               To find the level of community         To book, go to stjohn.org.nz or     energetic as you make it. You         and skills of judgement which
   Subscribers will receive one          interest for this concept, the Trust   ring the St John Health Shuttle at     don’t need to come with a partner,    makes each game that you play a
monthly bill which includes all          has a short survey, voluntary with     0800 333 781, which will take you      nor is it expensive. The Blenheim     real challenge of wit and mind,’’
chosen services; electricity, gas,       no names collected. Data collected     to the Health Shuttle coordinator.     Club meets on Mondays at 7.30pm       says vice-president Gary Parlane.
broadband and phone.                     will help develop a proposal for          A donation is appreciated but       in Whitney Street School hall.        Contact Gary, 578 4706 or
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Out & About
SATURDAY                                Redwoodtown Market:                    Sunday Skating: 1-3pm, Blenheim                                                Salvation Army Citadel, cnr George/
                                        Redwood Tavern car park, 8-12.         Skating Rink. $5 skate hire, $2 if you   MONDAY                                Henry streets. For those retired or
Kartsport Marlborough
                                        Crafts, flowers, knife/tool            have your own skates (cash sales         Adult Cycle Skills Sessions:          nearing retirement to keep their
Twilights Final Round: 2.30pm, 1
                                        sharpening, fresh vegetables,          only). All ages. Helmets/socks           Mondays: Mar 9-30, 9am-12pm,          brain active, incl guest speakers,
Wither Rd. Free. Come and check                                                                                         Athletic Park, Brewer St, Blenheim.
out the action.                         preserves, health foods, garden        compulsory. Bring a picnic,                                                    great variety classes. Lyn 5785273.
                                        plants, honey, jewellery. Alison       confectionery/drinks for sale.           Free. Adults only. Fun, relaxed       Blenheim Olympic Taekwondo
Country Harvest Fair: 10am-2pm,                                                                                         sessions. Register: caroline.
Rapaura School. All ages. Free          5785109.                               Lighthouse Christian                                                           Club: Adults and children 6pm to
                                        Embroiderers Guild: NMIT, Block        Fellowship Church: Senior Citizen        stone@marlborough.govt.nz             7.30pm tonight, Wednesday and
entry. Fresh produce, baking,                                                                                           Continuity Exhibition: Paintings
games, crafts, chocolate wheel,         E1, 85 Budge St. 1.30pm. Judy          Hall, 10-12. Every Sunday. All ages.                                           Friday. Redwoodtown School Hall,
                                        0212169544.                                                                     by Victoria Hales. Framers on         Cleghorn St. New members/
white elephant sale, silent auctions.                                          Marlborough Farmers’ Market:
                                        Marlborough Civic Orchestra:                                                    Queens, 9am-5pm, Mon-Fri; Sat         beginners welcome. First month
Pop-Up Playcentre: 10am-2pm,                                                   A&P Showgrounds, 9-12. Local,            morning. Until Mar 31.
The Forum. Free. All ages. Along        Rehearsals 4pm to 6pm, Cloudy          fresh and seasonal produce and                                                 trial free. Jem 0212521999.
                                        Bay Funeral Service rooms, Boyce                                                Census Regional Tour:
with Blenheim Business Assn,                                                   products. Rain or shine.                                                       Rummy O Club: 12.30pm, BBC Hall
                                        St. Jo 0276347334,                                                              1:30-4:30pm, Scenic Hotel,
Blenheim Playcentre will have                                                  Blenheim Pony Club: Pony Club                                                  65a Weld St, $4. Doug 5779061, Joy
                                        marlboroughcivicorchestra@gmail.                                                Blenheim. Free. All ages. Stats NZ
wendy houses, climbing/play                                                    Grounds, New Renwick Rd, 10am                                                  5776191, Mary 5788747.
                                        com                                                                             2018 Census results. 0508525525
equipment, ice/water play, bubbles,                                            Michelle 5728984.                        (toll-free);                          Scottish Country Dancing Club:
                                        Marlborough Museum:                                                                                                   Whitney St School Hall. 7.30pm to
etc. Face painting: gold coin                                                  Blenheim Bonsai Group:                   censusexternalrelations@stats.
                                        Brayshaw Heritage Park, 26 Arthur                                                                                     9.30pm. Miriam 0212563057 or
donation.                                                                      Intrigued by Bonsai trees and want       govt.nz
                                        Baker Pl. Free entry on Saturday.                                                                                     Heather 5782177.
Marlborough Multicultural                                                      to know more? Display and tree           Witherlea Indoor Bowls Club:
                                        10am to 4pm daily. 578-1712.
Festival: 11am-4pm, Pollard Park.                                              workshop, Selmes Nursery, 141            Every Monday, 7pm, St Ninian’s        Beginner’s Line Dancing: 2pm,
                                        Picton Museum: 10am to 4pm
All ages. Free. Cultural dance, food                                           Battys Rd, 1pm till 3pm. John            Church Hall, cnr Riley and Alabama    Senior Citizens Hall, High St. First
                                        daily, 9 London Quay. 5738283.
and performance. Come along and                                                0294783464 or Rod 021755100.             Rd. Gary 5784706.                     lesson free for all new beginners
                                        Vintage Farm Machinery: 10am
enjoy the fun.                                                                 Kapa Haka: Te Rerenga o Te Ra.           Meretoto 1770 Exhibition:             then $5 per lesson. Judith 5787554.
                                        to 3pm, Brayshaw Vintage farm.
Violinist Fiona Pears and                                                      Tutors Nan and Whaea Lovey.              Marlborough Museum, Brayshaw          Spring Creek Playcentre: Today
                                        Guided tours available. Doris
Guitarist Connor Hartley-Hall:          5794357.                               Meeting, 1pm, Blenheim Bowling           Heritage Park, 26 Arthur Baker        and Wednesday, 10am to 12.30pm,
7:30-9:30pm, Le Cafe, Picton.                                                  Club, 65A Weld St. 2nd & 4th             Place. Mon-Fri, 10am-4pm. $10         46a Ferry Rd, Spring Creek. Crystal
                                        Brooklyn Croquet Club: Golf
Eventfinda: $25. All ages. Gypsy        croquet at Whitehead Park, 15          Sunday of each month. All                adult, $5 child 5+ yrs, under 5 yrs   0226092646.
jazz.                                   Brooklyn Dr. 1pm, Saturday,            welcome.                                 free. Free entry Sat.                 Renwick Playcentre: Today and
Rai Valley A&P Show: 9am-4pm,           Tuesday and Thursday. Afternoon        Ulysses: Riding via Picton, through      Blenheim Badminton Club:              Friday, 9.15-11.45am. 0-6 years. 572
Carluke Domain. $3-$7, under 5s         tea supplied.                          to Queen Charlotte Tavern,               Juniors 12-16, 6pm, terms 2 and 3.    8106.
free. Fabulous fun day out for the      Boot Sale: 8am to 2pm, Blenheim        Linkwater, for lunch. Option for ice     Seniors 7pm. St Mary’s Hall. Mike     Tumble Tots Havelock: 9.30am
whole family!                           Railway Station car park, Grove Rd.    cream in Havelock on the way             5791954.                              to 10.30am, Havelock Sports
Flaming Mudcats: 8pm, Dharma            John 5783918.                          home. Meet at the Blenheim               Watercolour Group: Art Soc            Pavilion, Neil St. Children under 5.
Bums Club, Wairau Valley. All ages.                                                                                     Studio, 10am-12pm, Sarah              Explore movement, while gaining
                                                                               Railway Station south end, ride
High energy, four-piece rhythm and      SUNDAY                                 departs 11am.                            0277794570; 1-3pm, Jan                essential fundamental movement
blues band.                             Spring Creek Messy Church:                                                      0210305639.                           skills. Janet 5741256.
                                                                               Community Golf: Sunday
Die Innere Stimme Chamber               Family fun paintball *splat* sign                                               Business Networking:                  Tumble Tots Picton: 10am to
                                                                               afternoons and all day Monday,
Music Concert: 7-9pm, St                writing. Bring clothes to get dirty,                                            7:30-8:30am, Watery Mouth Cafe.       11am, Port Marlborough Pavilion,
Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.                                                  Marlborough Golf Club, Fairhall. 9
                                        5-7pm, shared dinner, St Luke’s,                                                All ages. Free. Info:                 Joseph Sullivan Dr. $2 includes
$20-$40. All ages. Award-winning                                               hole $15, 18 hole $30. Must be a
                                        Ferry Rd. All welcome.                                                          enquires@thenetworkers.co.nz          morning tea. Gemma 0211860292.
pianist: Dr Michael Tsalka joins                                               Marlborough resident.
                                        Seaweek Massive Marlborough                                                     Tai Chi with Maree Certified          Linkwater Playcentre: 9.30am to
Blenheim musician: Elgee Leung.                                                Blenheim Petanque Club: Today            Instructor: 12.30-1.30pm, Senior
                                        Clean-Up: 10am-1pm, Picton                                                                                            noon. Linkwater Hall, 1353 Queen
Hononga International Art               Foreshore Playground. Free. All        10am and Wednesday 1pm. 65A              Citizens Hall. 5.45-6.45pm,
                                                                               Weld St. Russell 5791952 or Chris                                              Charlotte Dr. 0210380751.
Exhibition: Curated for                 ages. Spot prizes. Please wear solid                                            Redwoodtown Hall. All welcome.        Picton Senior Citizens: Meet at
Marlborough Art Soc by Sudhir           footwear, bring gardening gloves,      5787303.                                 0276349045.
                                                                               Marlborough Rock and Mineral                                                   the Picton RSA at 1.30pm for
Duppati (Head of Art, MGC and           sunscreen, water and picnic lunch                                               Barbershop Singing: Spring            housie, a cuppa and a chance to
President Marlborough Art Soc).         for afterwards.                        Club: Brayshaw Park. 10am to 4pm,        Creek Hall, 7pm. Brian 5780692 or
                                                                               rocks, minerals, crystals, work room                                           socialise. Les 5737033.
Open daily, 10.30am-4.30pm, 204         International Women’s Day                                                       Johan 5785789.                        Indoor Bowls: Clubs of
High St, Blenheim, until Mar 22.        Breakfast: 9-11am, Marl                and books. Admission free.               Cake Decorator’s Guild: 16            Marlborough, 7pm. Ken 5778190.
Te Moana Nui A Kiwa: Sat/Sun            Convention Centre. $40, website.       Kapa Haka: 65A Weld St, 1-3pm. All       Argosy Place, Blenheim, 7pm.          Dillons Point Playgroup: Today
1-4pm, Mon-Fri 10.30am-4.30pm,          0272007441. All ages licensed.         welcome. Free.                           Melva 5788242 or Donelle              and Wednesday, 9am to noon,
Millennium Public Art Gallery. Free.    Speaker: Sarah Scott-Webb has          Model Aero Club: ARA, Wairau             5783005.                              Bright Centre, 2 Dillons Point Rd.
All ages. Works from the gallery’s      been working with trafficking          Valley, 9am, Murray 5789199 or           University for the Third Age:         Wendy 5792089.
permanent collection. Until Apr 26.     women and their exploitation.          Tony 5779776.                            2nd Monday of the month, 2pm,
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CGI a doggone
Wild distraction
                                      single bag of Pedigree being
Review                                required on set.
                                         To be fair, you can
The Call of the Wild (PG, 100 mins)
                                      understand the film-makers’
Directed by Chris Sanders
                                      reluctance to rely on the services
Reviewed by James Croot ★★★
                                      of a st bernard-scotch shepherd
                                      cross, especially given the perils

W
              ith all the global      ‘‘Buck’’ encounters in the book.
              hand-wringing              However, despite them
              about Hollywood         thankfully resisting the usual
              diversity and           urge to provide him with an
equality, little attention has been   inner-voice, the over-expressive
paid to the imminent demise of        eyes and uncanine-like
the animal actor.                     demeanour distract from what is
   From Rin Tin Tin to the            otherwise a solid adaptation of a
Lassies, Cheetah and Bart the         stirring story.
Bear, movie history is littered          In screenwriter Michael
with memorable turns from a           Green’s (Alien: Covenant, TV’s
menagerie of trained                  American Gods) take, Buck starts
performers.                           out life as the pampered pooch of
   However, thanks to the             Californian law enforcer Judge
advent of two acronyms – CGI          Miller (Bradley Whitford).
and Peta – the days of flesh-and-        Neither prairie nor kennel
blood creatures appearing on the      dog, Buck’s pedigree (or rather
big screen are all but over.          that of his owner) meant he was
   I blame 2002’s Scooby-Doo – if     beyond reproach, no matter             The rarely seen Harrison Ford is joined by a CGI-created companion in The Call of the Wild.
only they’d found a real great        what shenanigans he got up to.
dane for the supposedly live-            That all changes one night,         increasingly harsh climate.             and ne’er-do-wells offer plenty of       halves – a breathless first act
action adventure.                     when, having destroyed the                 In combination with director        opportunities for doggie derring-        gives way to a more sedate,
   Then there’s was the head-         family luncheon, Buck is               Chris Sanders (best-known for           do and, thanks to some terrific          character-driven second – Call’s
shakingly awful Garfield movies,      consigned to the porch, from           similarly-themed animated tales         cinematography by Janusz                 CGI shortcomings also slightly
which had a physical dog play         where he is dog-napped.                like How to Train Your Dragon           Kaminski (Schindler’s List, War          blight what is a terrific
Odie, but created its eponymous          Transported to Skagway,             and Lilo and Stitch), Green does        Horse), you really do get a feeling      performance from Harrison
cat via a computer.                   Alaska, Buck joins a team of sled      a good job of distilling the            of perilous landscapes and               Ford.
   Just last month, Robert            dogs who criss-cross the Yukon         essence of London’s story (even         situations. But then, you get an            His John Thornton might
Downey Jr’s Dolittle found            collecting and delivering the          if the wolf-ish visions are a little    over-anthropomorphised                   have similar regrets to the J J
himself talking to the pixelated      mail. Initially struggling to get to   on the nose), while also evoking        moment from the Terry Notary’s           Abrams’ version of his most
animals, and                          grips with the role and being a        the spirit of classic canine            (Weta’s Planet of the Apes               famous creation, but this is a
now we have Jack London’s             part of a pack, a beef with alpha      adventures like Old Yeller, Lassie      trilogy) performance-captured            Solo performance fans of the now
famous 1903 novel The Call of the     male Spitz further reduces his         Come Home and Benji.                    Buck, which takes you out of it.         77-year-old, and rarely seen,
Wild brought to life without a        chances of survival in the                 Frozen lakes, avalanches, fire          Very much a film of two              actor will – and should – relish.

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Out & About

Good Habits (band), Bonnie Schwarz (left) and Pete Shav.

                                                                       Farmers
                                                                       market
                                                                       The Blenheim Farmer’s Market is
                                                                       a showcase of some of the
                                                                       region’s best produce and pretty
                                                                       social one at that. Photographer
                                                                       Brya Ingram went along to                            Melisa Bassett (The Pot Shed).
                                                                       snap some of the comings and
                                                                       goings at the market.
Cinnamon (7 months), from Goats Amore.

                                                                       Benoit Goungues (left) and Maddy Croad from Craft,
Edison Gilbert (left - 6 months), Jamie Gilbert and Melissa Gilbert.   French Pates.                                        Walker Bell (2 years) with Daniel Bell.
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Parenting                                                                                        WITH AUTHOR AND MOTHER OF FOUR BOYS MARY-ANNE SCOTT

Too young
for TikTok?
Q: My 10-year-old wants to go              unleashed a beast that’s
on TikTok like her friends and             probably in both of your lives for
make videos. She loves to                  a long time. It’s a beast that’s
dance.                                     hard to keep tame and under
   Her two older sisters are on            control.
their phones all the time and                  As with most things, you’re
my daughter wants to copy                  aiming for moderation. Some
them. She’s wearing me down.               parents refuse to let their
   Her teacher has an account              children use phones, have any                                                                                             If you decide to let your daughter
and some of her peers follow               social media at all in their lives                                                                                        have a TikTok account then it’s best
the teacher. She thinks she’s              and no access to music videos                                                                                             to put the app on your phone,
being left out. But 10? It seems           etc. But I think such an extreme                                                                                          believes Mary-anne Scott. Inset,
                                                                                                                                                                     TikTok isn’t without its dangers.
too young.                                 decision might drive those
                                                                                                                                                                                                    ISTOCK, GETTY
                                           children underground. They’ll
A: TikTok is a social media app            use the apps at school or perhaps
that’s mainly geared to users              feel left out of their peer groups.       daughter have a TikTok account        with her but choose your books            young adults, all of which have
under 24 years of age. It’s very               Social media is a way of life         then it’s best to put the app on      carefully so she can enter                been shortlisted for the NZ Book
big, it generally has a good vibe          now so it’s probably better your          your phone. That way you can          imaginative worlds where she’s            Awards for children and young
and the skits/dance moves/data             daughter learns to navigate this          monitor who she responds to. Set      not thinking about approval or            adults. As one of seven sisters,
are only 15 seconds long, or less.         world for herself, be discerning          the app to private so any follow      likes.                                    there aren’t many parenting
   It’s not bad per se, but it has         and make decisions to discard it          requests have to be accepted by          Do stuff with her, and be with         problems she hasn’t talked over.
been described as Instagram on             eventually if she wants to.               you and also read through the         her. If you decide to delay her           Please note that Mary-anne is not
steroids. With some of your                    The recommended age for               messages to check what she’s          foray into social media perhaps           a trained counsellor. Her advice is
daughter’s friends already using           TikTok by Common Sense                    watching.                             use the time to chat about the            not intended to replace that of
TikTok, and her older sisters on           Media, is 16+ but TikTok                     As I said, the decision is         impact it has on people’s lives           professional counsellor or
their phones all the time, I don’t         requires users to be at least 13+         yours, but since you’ve asked, I’d    and how she can keep herself              psychologist.
underestimate the pressure                 and anyone under the age of 18            say 10 is too young.                  safe.                                        To send Mary-anne a question
you’re under from Miss 10.                 must have the approval of a                  Ten is a wonderful age to be                                                 email life.style@stuff.co.nz with
   But this is your decision and           parent or guardian.                       with your child – while she still     Mary-anne Scott has raised four           Dear Mary-anne in the subject
once you’ve said yes, you’ll have              If you decide to let your             likes being with you. Maybe read      boys and written three novels for         line. Your anonymity is assured.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                         TELEVISION
                                                                                            Saturday, March 7, 2020
TVNZ 1                               TVNZ 2                                  THREE                                   PRIME                                  CHOICE                                MAORI
6am Te Karere 3 News and             6am Takaro Tribe 3 0                    6am Charles Stanley                     6am Ben 10 – Alien Force 3 0           6am My Second Restaurant              6:30 Waiata Mai
current affairs from a Maori         6:10 Thomas And Friends 0               6:30 Infomercials                       6:25 Hank Zipzer, The World’s          In India 6:30 City Beneath            6:40 My Mokai
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6:30 Country Calendar 3 0            6:30 Blaze And The Monster              An in-depth weekly current-affairs      6:50 Endangered Species 3 0            7:30 Baby Animals And Friends         7:20 He Rourou 3
7am Fishing And Adventure 3 0        Machines 3 0                            show hosted by Simon Shepherd           7:15 Henry Danger                      8:30 Mysteries At The Museum          7:30 Potae Pai 3
7:30 Infomercials                    6:50 The Insectibles 3 0                                                        7:40 Legion Of Super                   9:30 Monty Don’s American             7:40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3
                                                                             and Emma Jolliff. 0                                                            Gardens 10:30 Culinary Genius
8am Faith In Action 3                7:05 Thunderbirds Are Go! 0                                                     Heroes 3 0                                                                   7:50 Polyfest Kapa Haka 3
                                                                             10:30 The Taste USA 3                                                          11:30 American Restoration –
8:30 Infomercials                    7:25 The Amazing World Of                                                       8:05 The Fairly OddParents 3 0                                               8:20 Huritua
                                                                             Cooks compete in the first round                                               Truck Edition                         8:30 Pukana 3 2
9am Whanau Living 3                  Gumball 0                                                                       8:30 Batman – The Animated
                                                                             of blind taste tests.                                                          12:30 Building The Dream              10am Swagger
9:30 Tagata Pasifika                 7:50 Beyblade Burst Rise 0                                                      Series 0
                                                                             11:30 Married At First Sight US –       9am Samurai Jack PGR 0                 1:30 Escape To The Chateau –          10:30 Whanau Bake Off 3
10am Pacific Island Food             8:15 Ninjago 0
                                                                             The First Year PGR 3 S1 Ep1.            10am SmackDown AO 3                    DIY                                   11am School Of Training 3
Revolution 0                         8:40 Justice League 0                                                                                                  2:30 City Beneath The Waves –
                                     9am Regular Show PGR 0                  12:25 Face Off PGR 3                    11am Raw AO 3                                                                11:30 HakaNation
11:05 John And Lisa’s Weekend                                                1:20 Michael McIntyre’s Big                                                    Pavlopetri                            Noon Waka Ama Sprint
                                     9:15 Walk The Prank 0                                                           Noon Ice Road Truckers PGR 3 0         3:30 Hugh’s Wild West
Kitchen                                                                      Show PGR 0                              1pm Antiques Road Trip 3                                                     Nationals
                                     9:35 The Simpsons 3 0                                                                                                  4:30 Healthy Food Guide
12:05 A Place To Call Home                                                   2:30 Fresh Off The Boat PGR             2pm American Restoration 3 0                                                 1pm Haati Grassroots Rugby 3
                                     10am Fresh                                                                                                             5pm Paul Hollywood – A Bakers
PGR 3 0                              10:30 Mike And Molly PGR 3 0            3pm The Goldbergs PGR 0                 2:30 Rugby League – Super                                                    2pm Poitukohu Kura Tuarua 3
1:15 Your Home Made                                                                                                                                         Life                                  3pm Total Combat PGR 3
                                     11:25 Black-Ish 3 0                     3:25 Survivor – David v Goliath 0       League (RPL) Warrington Wolves v       5:30 Lonely Planet – Roads Less
Perfect 3 0                                                                                                          Castleford Tigers.                                                           4pm Tangaroa With Pio
                                     11:55 F Doctor Who PGR 3 0              4:20 Guadalquivir                                                              Travelled
2:30 F The Hotel Inspector                                                                                           4:30 Hot Bench 3                                                             4:30 Paki Vault 3
                                     1:25 Dogs Make You Laugh Out            A lone fox sets out on a journey                                               6:30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food
Returns 3 0                                                                                                          5pm Addicted To Fishing 3                                                    A look back at the best moments
                                     Loud 3 0                                from the snow-covered peaks of                                                 Fight Club
3:30 Sarah Beeny’s Renovate                                                                                          Nicky goes to Fiordland for a          7:30 Restoration Home                 from Homai Te Pakipaki.
                                     2:25 The Bachelorette NZ 3 0            Cazorla to the seashore, where
Don’t Relocate                                                                                                       fishing and diving trip in some of     Caroline Quentin returns to           5pm The Hui
                                     6pm Friends 3                           the Guadalquivir flows into the                                                                                      5:30 Nga Tamariki O Te Kohu 3
4:25 Motoka                          Phoebe pretends to be Joey’s                                                    New Zealand’s most untouched           follow the fortunes of six more
                                                                             Atlantic Ocean. 0                                                                                                    Speakers of Ngai Tuhoe share
Andy Ellis, Hayden Paddon, and       agent; Ross is upset when                                                       waters. 0                              properties, all facing a struggle
                                                                             5:30 HelloWorld                         5:30 Prime News                        for survival, all with committed      true-life accounts, giving their
Kris Green travel the length of      Ben brings a Barbie doll on his         An Australian travel-and-lifestyle      6pm Homes By The Med 0                 new owners wanting to turn them       perspectives in a dialect unique
New Zealand in search of the         weekend visit; Chandler goes to                                                                                                                              to Tuhoe.
                                                                             series exploring destinations           7pm WhichCar 0                         into their dream homes.
quintessential kiwi motor car. 0     the girls for relationship advice. 0                                                                                                                         6:30 Te Ao – Maori News
                                                                             around the world.                       7:30 The Sixties PGR 3                 8:30 Antiques Roadshow
5pm The Chase 0                      7pm M Mr Popper’s Penguins                                                                                                                                   The latest news, with an
                                                                             6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm                 1968 was one of the most               Antiques Roadshow comes from
6pm 1 News At 6pm 0                  PGR 2010 Family Comedy. A driven                                                                                                                             inclusive approach to Maori
                                                                             7pm America’s Got Talent – The          dramatic years in American             Salisbury Cathedral in Wiltshire,
7pm Ant And Dec’s Saturday           businessman is clueless when it                                                                                        where surprises include an item       news by connecting directly with
                                     comes to the important things in        Champions                               history, including the
Night Takeaway                                                                                                                                              linked to the Titanic, a watch with   communities.
                                     life, until he inherits six penguins.   The best acts chosen from 194           assassination of Martin Luther
TV hosts Ant and Dec host a high-                                                                                                                           connections to moon exploration,      7pm M Moshi Monsters – The
                                     Jim Carrey, Carla Gugino,               countries compete for the title of      King jr and Robert Kennedy, the
energy variety show. 0                                                                                                                                      and a letter from Churchill.          Movie PGR 2013 Animated Adventure.
                                     Angela Lansbury. 0                      AGT Champion in a semi-final. 0         election of Richard Nixon, and
8pm L Lotto                                                                                                                                                 9:30 M Michael Clayton AO             8:40 M The Godfather AO
                                     8:45 M Water For Elephants              8:55 M Angels And Demons                more. 0                                                                      1972 Crime. First part of the Mafia
The Lotto draw.                                                                                                                                             2007 Drama. An attorney known as
                                     PGR 2011 Drama. A veterinary            AO 2009 Crime. A Harvard                8:30 Hellfire Heroes PGR                                                     trilogy chronicling the rise of the
8:05 Ant And Dec’s Saturday                                                                                                                                 The Fixer in his law firm comes
                                     student abandons his studies            symbologist finds ancient forces        Five trucks go to a brush fire that    across the biggest case of his        younger son of a New York crime
Night Takeaway Continued. 0                                                                                          could engulf a whole forest; a
8:30 Best Home Cook                  after his parents are killed,           will stop at nothing to advance                                                career, which could produce           family. Al Pacino, Marlon Brando,
                                     and joins a travelling circus as                                                truck goes off a busy highway; a       bad results for those involved.       James Caan, Robert Duvall.
The cooks must make their                                                    their goals as he unravels a plot to
                                     its vet. Reese Witherspoon,                                                     high-tech search begins for the        George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson.        11:30 Te Ao – Maori News 3
ultimate meringues. 0                                                        blow up the Vatican. Tom Hanks,         missing occupants of a capsized
                                     Robert Pattinson. 0                     Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer. 0                                                 SUNDAY                                Midnight Closedown
9:40 Aretha! A Grammy Tribute                                                                                        boat. 0                                Midnight Hugh’s Wild West
                                     11:15 M Conspiracy Theory               11:30 M Nanny Surveillance
To The Queen Of Soul
                                     AO 1997 Thriller. A man who                                                     9:30 Super Rugby (DLY)                 1am Carver Kings 1:30 Cash            RNZ NATIONAL
Tyler Perry pays tribute to the                                              AO 2018 Thriller. After a break-in, a   Crusaders v Reds.                      Cowboys 2:30 M Michael
                                     sees conspiracies everywhere                                                                                                                                 6:08 Storytime Local children’s
late soul music icon. 0                                                      couple decide to install a deluxe       From Orangetheory Stadium,             Clayton PGR 2007 Drama.               show.
                                     stumbles across a real one.
11:25 Mrs Wilson AO 3                                                        home-security system. They              Christchurch.                          George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson.        7:10 Country Life
                                     Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts. 0
Alison’s search for answers sends                                            give their new nanny all the pass       11:30 Clash Of The Collectables        5am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food            Memorable scenes, people and
                                     SUNDAY                                                                                                                                                       places in rural New Zealand.
her on a difficult journey where                                             codes and she torments them by          12:30 Closedown                        Fight Club
                                     1:45 M Mortdecai AO 2014                                                                                                                                     8:10 Saturday Morning With Kim
she soon arrives at the door of a    Crime Comedy. Johnny Depp,              controlling the system from her
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hill. A mixture of current affairs and
reluctant collaborator in her late   Gwyneth Paltrow,                        laptop. Cinta Laura, Adam Huber,                                                                                     feature interviews.
husband’s lies. 0                    Ewan McGregor. 0                        Talya Carroll. 0                                                                                                     12:12 Music 101 Songs, music-
SUNDAY                               3:35 America’s Funniest Home            SUNDAY                                                                                                               related stories, interviews, live
12:35 Doctor Doctor AO 3 0           Videos 3 0 4am Mike And                 1:20 Infomercials                                                                                                    music, industry news, and music
1:30 Coronation Street PGR 3 0       Molly PGR 3 0 5:05 Fresh 3              5am Hillsong                                                                                                         documentaries from New Zealand
3:35 Infomercials                    5:30 Religious Infomercials             5:30 Charles Stanley                                                                                                 and the world.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  5pm The World At Five A roundup
SKY SPORT 1                          SKY SPORT 2                             MOVIES PREMIERE                                                                                                      of today’s news and sport.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  5:10 Focus On Politics Analysis of
6am French Top 14 Highlights A       6:30 Blackcaps v India (HLS)            7:12 The Miracle Season PG 2018                                                                                      political issues presented by RNZ’s
wrap up of all the tries and main    Second Test Wrap.                       Drama. After the death of the                                                                                        parliamentary reporting team.
talking points from every game of                                            school’s star volleyball player,                                                                                     5:30 Tagata O Te Moana Pacific
the round.                           From Hagley Oval, Christchurch.                                                 Ant And Dec’s Saturday Night           Angels And Demons                     news, features, interviews, and
                                                                             her remaining team members
6:40 Super Rugby – Crusaders v       8:30 Women’s T20 World Cup                                                      Takeaway, 8:05pm on TVNZ 1             8:55pm on Three                       music.
                                                                             band together, hoping to win the
Reds (RPL)                                                                                                                                                                                        6:06 Womad Taranaki
From Orangetheory Stadium,
                                     (HLS) Semi-final One.                   state championship. Helen Hunt,          MOVIES GREATS                         DISCOVERY                             Highlights from the 2019 World
                                     9am Women’s T20 World Cup               Erin Moriarty.                          6:10 Beauty Shop MS 2005 Comedy.       6:35 How It’s Made PG 7:05 How        Music festival in New Plymouth.
Christchurch.
                                                                             8:52 Widows 16VLS 2018 Drama.           Queen Latifah.                         Do They Do It? PG 7:30 Gold           7:06 Saturday Night With Phil
8:40 L Gallagher                     (HLS) Semi-final Two.                   Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez.        7:55 Parental Guidance PG 2012         Rush PG 8:20 Railroad Australia       O’Brien. Music, reminiscences, and
Premiership – Worcester v
Northampton                          9:30 Blackcaps v Pakistan 2010          11am Support The Girls                  Comedy. Billy Crystal, Bette Midler,   PG 9:10 Aussie Gold Hunters           entertainment, including requests.
                                     (RPL) First T20.                        MLSC 2018 Comedy. Regina Hall,                                                                                       12:04 The All Night Programme A
From Sixways Stadium.                                                                                                Marisa Tomei.                          PG 10am Aussie Gold Hunters
                                                                             Haley Lu Richardson.                                                                                                 selection of the best RNZ National
11am Super Rugby – Crusaders         1pm Blackcaps v England 2008                                                    9:40 Legend 18VL 2015 Biography        PG 10:50 Aussie Gold Hunters          interviews and features.
v Reds (RPL)                                                                 12:30 Breakthrough PG 2019 Drama.       Crime. Tom Hardy, Emily Browning,
                                     (HLS) Fourth ODI.                                                                                                      PG 11:40 Aussie Gold Hunters
From Orangetheory Stadium,                                                   Chrissy Metz, Topher Grace.             Taron Egerton.                                                               UKTV
                                                                                                                                                            PG 12:30 Expedition Unknown
Christchurch.                        2pm Women’s T20 World Cup               2:25 The Miracle Season PG 2018         11:50 Barbershop – The Next            PG Corsica’s Nazi Treasure.           6:10 Qi M 6:40 Qi M 7:10 Qi
1pm Super Rugby – Waratahs v         (RPL) Semi-final One.                   Drama. Helen Hunt, Erin Moriarty.       Cut MLS 2016 Comedy. Ice Cube,         1:20 Alaska – The Last Frontier       M 7:45 Would I Lie To You?
Chiefs (RPL)                                                                 4:05 Secret Summer PG                   Regina Hall, Anthony Anderson.
From WIN Stadium, Wollongong.        5:30 Chats – The Ewen Chatfield                                                                                        PG Kilcher Kraftsmanship.             PG 8:15 Would I Lie To You?
                                                                             2015 Drama. Lindsey Shaw,               1:45 Scary Movie 5 MVLS 2013
3pm Thursday Night Kick Off                                                                                                                                 2:10 River Of No Return               PG 8:45 Would I Lie To You? PG
                                     Story                                   Derek Theler.                           Comedy Horror. Ashley Tisdale,
3:30 Gallagher Premiership –                                                                                                                                PG Dead Men and Widows.               9:20 The Bill M 10:10 The Bill M
                                     Ewen Chatfield, aka The Naenae          5:30 Then Came You MLSC                 Simon Rex, Snoop Dogg.                                                       11am The Bill M 11:50 The Bill M
Worcester v Northampton (RPL)                                                2019 Drama. Asa Butterfield,                                                   3pm Outback Opal Hunters
5:30 Super Rugby – Crusaders v       Express played his last game of                                                 3:15 Transformers – Dark Of The        PG 3:50 Homestead Rescue PG           12:40 The Bill M 1:30 Casualty
                                                                             Maisie Williams.                        Moon MVL 2011 Action. Shia LaBeouf.                                          PG 2:25 Casualty PG 3:20 Holby
Reds (HLS)                           cricket for his beloved Wellington                                                                                     4:45 Homestead Rescue PG High
                                                                             7:05 Another Kind Of Wedding            5:45 The Curious Case Of                                                     City MC 4:25 Inspector George
From Orangetheory Stadium,                                                                                                                                  Country Bear Lair.
                                     club Naenae Old Boys at the age         MLSC 2018 Comedy. Kathleen Turner,      Benjamin Button MLS 2008 Drama.                                              Gently M 6:05 Qi M
Christchurch.                                                                                                                                               5:40 Homestead Rescue PG Life
6pm Super Rugby – Waratahs v         of 68.                                  Kevin Zegers.                           Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett.                                                   6:40 The Coroner PG
                                                                             8:30 Finding Steve McQueen MLS                                                 or Death in Michigan.
Chiefs (HLS)                                                                                                         8:30 X-Men MV 2000 Action. At a                                              7:35 Casualty PG
                                     6pm Women’s T20 World Cup               2018 Drama. When thieves attempt                                               6:35 BattleBots PG
From WIN Stadium, Wollongong.                                                                                        private academy for mutants,                                                 Working as a 999 call handler
                                     (HLS) Semi-final One.                   to rob President Nixon’s secret                                                7:30 Nasa’s Unexplained Files PG
6:30 L Super Rugby –                                                                                                 the resident superhero team                                                  helps Iain learn to open up,
Hurricanes v Blues                                                           fund, the plan quickly goes awry,                                              8:30 UFOs – The Lost Evidence
                                     6:30 Women’s T20 World Cup                                                      must oppose mutant terrorists.                                               though he feels frustrated not to
From Sky Stadium, Wellington.                                                prompting the biggest manhunt           Adapted from the Marvel                PG Deep Sea Encounters.
                                     (HLS) Semi-final Two.                                                                                                                                        be out in the field.
9:10 L Super Rugby – Rebels                                                  in FBI history. Travis Fimmel,          Comics series. Hugh Jackman,           9:25 Gold Rush PG
                                                                                                                                                                                                  8:30 A Touch Of Frost MVLC
v Lions                              7pm South Africa v Australia            Rachael Taylor.                         Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry,          10:15 The Day I Ran China PG
                                                                                                                                                                                                  10:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does
From AAMI Park, Melbourne.           (HLS) First ODI.                        10:05 Yesterday MLSC 2019 Comedy.       Ian McKellen, Anna Paquin.             Grand Finale.                         Countdown MLS
11:30 Super Rugby – Crusaders                                                Himesh Patel, Lily James.               10:20 The Wolf Of Wall Street          11:05 Undercover Billionaire PG       11:10 Who Do You Think You Are?
v Reds (HLS)                         8pm South Africa v Australia                                                                                           No Pain No Gain.
                                                                             SUNDAY                                  18LS 2013 Drama. Leonardo DiCaprio,                                          USA PG
From Orangetheory Stadium,           (HLS) Second ODI.                       Midnight The Old Man                    Jonah Hill.                            11:55 How It’s Made PG                11:55 Who Do You Think You Are?
Christchurch.                        From Muangaung Oval,                    And The Gun ML 2018 Drama.                                                     SUNDAY 12:20 How Do They
                                                                                                                     SUNDAY                                                                       USA PG
SUNDAY                                                                                                                                                      Do It? PG 12:45 BattleBots
                                     Bloemfontein.                           Robert Redford, Sissy Spacek.           1:13 Scary Movie 5 MVLS 2013                                                 SUNDAY
Midnight Super Rugby –                                                                                                                                      PG 1:35 The World’s Deadliest
                                                                             1:35 Slut In A Good Way 16LSC           Comedy Horror. Ashley Tisdale,                                               12:40 Who Do You Think You
Hurricanes v Blues (RPL)             9pm L South Africa v                    2018 Drama. Marguerite Bouchard,        Simon Rex, Snoop Dogg. 2:37 A          Weather Caught On Camera              Are? USA PG 1:20 Who Do You
2am L Super Rugby – Sharks
                                     Australia Third ODI.                    Romane Denis. 3:05 Secret               Night At The Movies – The              PG 2:25 Evil Lives Here MVLC          Think You Are? USA PG 2:05 Who
v Jaguares
From Jonsson Kings Park in           From Senwes Park,                       Summer PG 2015 Drama.                   Horrors Of Stephen King M              3:15 Web Of Lies PG 4:05 People       Do You Think You Are? USA
Durban….                                                                     Lindsey Shaw, Derek Theler.             2012 Documentary. 3:36 The             Magazine Investigates PG              PG 2:50 A Touch Of Frost MVLC
                                     Potchefstroom.
4:10 L Super Rugby – Bulls v                                                 4:30 Finding Steve McQueen              Curious Case Of Benjamin               4:55 The Coroner – I Speak For        4:35 Qi M 5:05 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Highlanders                          5:30 Women’s T20 World Cup              MLS 2018 Drama. Travis Fimmel,          Button MLS 2008 Drama. Brad Pitt,      The Dead M 5:45 The 1980s –           Does Countdown PG 5:55 The
From Loftus Versfield, Durban.       (HLS) Semi-final Two.                   Rachael Taylor.                         Cate Blanchett.                        The Deadliest Decade M                Force – Essex MLC
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