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                                                                                                                                FROM THE HEAD
          CONTENTS                                                                                           It gives me great pleasure to introduce the    community made up of pupils past and
                                                                                                             new-look Clayesmore magazine, designed         present, parents, grandparents, staff, and
                                                                                                             for all members of our extended family.        the local community. We hope that this
                                                                                                                                                            magazine will give everybody a flavour of
          FROM THE HEAD               3    ACTIVITIES & CO-CURRICULAR     FRIENDS OF CLAYESMORE        118   As you know, Clayesmore’s educational          the extended journey that a Clayesmore
                                                                                                             vision has always taken the longer view:       education represents and a solid
          OFFICE HOLDERS              4     Language Link           68    ALUMNI OFFICE REPORT         119
                                                                                                             that schooldays are merely the springboard     understanding that all the exciting things
          HOUSES                      6     Mountain Biking         68    OC SOCIETY CHAIR             120   for a life of fulfilment and that our work     happening in these walls now are simply
             Devine                   7     Nazareth Lodge          70    OC FEATURES & CONTRIBUTIONS 121    doesn’t stop when our students leave           the catalyst for a lifetime of learning.
                                                                                                             the building. For this reason, we felt
             Gate                     8     Forum School            71    OC WHERE ARE THEY NOW?       128
                                                                                                             that it made sense for the magazine to         Our founder, Lex Devine, wrote in his
             King’s                  12     Cookery                 71    OC SOCIETY COMMITTEE         133   celebrate that longer view… to give the        article ‘Past, Present and Future’:
                                                                                                             OCs a glimpse of what is happening at
             Manor                   14     Bushcraft               71    IN MEMORIAM                  134
                                                                                                             their alma mater right now (and to reassure    ‘The final verdict of the success
             Wolverton               16     CCF                     72    LETTERS                      142   them that it is still a school of which they   (or failure) of Clayesmore depends
2         YEAR 9                     20     Charities               74    SPINNEY MEMORIAL TRUST       145   can feel proud to have attended) and for       upon the sort of (wo)man the                       03
                                                                                                             our current pupils and parents to see          school turns out’
          SIXTH FORM                 22     Creative Writing        76    ARCHIVES                     148
                                                                                                             that Clayesmore is a bit like the Hotel
             LEAP                    24     DofE                    81    VISITING CLAYESMORE          153   California: we allow you to check out but      I couldn’t agree more.
                                                                                                             you can never really leave!
          TRIPS                      26     Model United Nations    82    INTERNATIONAL AMBASSADORS    153
                                                                                                                                                            I hope you will enjoy reading the magazine:
          EVENTS                     31     Young Enterprise        84    OC SOCIETY AGM MINUTES       154   There is an exciting buzz around at            please do let us know what you think of it.
          OC PRIZEWINNERS            36    SPORTS                   86    OC SOCIETY ANNUAL ACCOUNTS   157   the moment and we want everyone to
                                                                                                             feel a part of it: our school is a vibrant     JO THOMSON
          STAFF NEWS                 38     Rugby                   88    EDITORIAL                    159                                                  Head

          SUBJECTS                          Hockey                  93    GETTING SOCIAL               160

             Art                     40     Netball                 99    CLAYESMORE MERCHANDISE       162

             Design & Technology     44     Football               101

             Drama & Film            48     Cross-Country          102

             EAL                     52     Tennis                 104

             Maths                   54     Cricket                106

             Modern Foreign Languages 55    Athletics              111

             Music                   58     Swimming               112

             Photography             66     Biathlon               113

                                            Squash                 113

                                            Sailing                113

                                            Cormorants Cricket Week 116                                                                                                                                   | 2017/18
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                                         OFFICE HOLDERS
                                             2017-18
                                                                                             CCF                                        CHARITY COMMITTEE
                                               Head Boy - Th e o Fra s e r                   Senior Cadet - Ed Dart                     Chair - Olivia Tipping
                                            Head Girl - Ha n n a h Mat t h ews               Contingent Sergeant Major - Alex Jackson   Vice Chair - Harry James
                                            Head of Dev i n e - Luke Rh ode s                Head of Army - Alice Couling
                                             Head of K i n g’s - A s i a Jon e s             Head of RAF - Will Musk                    MODEL UNITED NATIONS
                                                                                             Head of Cadre - Amelia Slay                Secretary-General - Arthur Carpenter
                                              Head of Gate - A s h Th a pa
                                                                                             Head of Training - Hannah Matthews         President of the General Assembly - Tabitha
                                          Head of Ma n or - An drew Ca l l a gh a n                                                     Rowland
                                           Head of Wol ve rton - Ame l i a Sl ay             MUSIC
                                                                                             Orchestral leaders - Phoebe Whitley, Ben   THE THEATRE
                                                         Prefects                            Hywel-Davies                               Artisitic Director - Caitlin Ravenscroft
                                                                                             Concert Band leaders - Abi Morgan, Ben     Treasurer - Bri Riley-Moore
                                    Ellie Beckett      Alice Foster       Christian Pickup   Wakelin                                    Production Manager - Emily de Mariveles
                                    Jessica Chick     Alex McKeown         Ben Wakelin       Head Choristers - Alice Couling, Phoebe    Head of Publicity - Christian Cooper
                                    Alice Couling      James Miles        Harriet Weaver     Whitley                                    Social Secretary - Alice Couling
                                    Edward Dart        Abi Morgan         Phoebe Whitley
                                     Jack Davies      Lucas Mueller                          CHAPEL
                                                                                             Senior Warden - Yoko Lee, Viv Judd
                                                                                             Chapel Wardens - Tabitha Rowland, Harry
                                                                                             James, Michael Sandiford
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                                    DEVINE
                                    Although we have felt a bit like       the Nationals Hockey tournament
                                    ‘the nearly House’ this year, it’s     with Bournemouth Hockey Club,
                                    not hard to find reasons to be         and Alex D’Arbost, along with Ed
                                    proud of Devine! We have had           Dart, progressed to the English
                                    more than double the number of         Schools in cross-country. These
                                    sports team captains this year         are just a few examples of what
                                    than the next House, and all of        pupils in Devine have achieved.
                                    the male music band leaders and
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6                                   chapel wardens are Devinites.          Many thanks go to all the tutors,
                                                                           to our matrons (who have formed
                                    Zach Moles started off his year        a formidable duo), to Mr Conway
                                    with a trip to East Timor to help      and Mr Burton for putting up
                                    with wildlife conservation. Our        with another year of living with
                                    Year 9s have shown courage             us, and finally to Mr Rimmer, not
                                    in sports events, displaying           only for being as meticulous and
                                    characters destined for success.       supportive as ever, but also for
                                    No one who witnessed it will ever      getting rid of his baked bean can
                                    forget Lewis Maftah speeding           of a car which haunted the lives
                                    down the final 100 metres of the       of so many pupils as we walked
                                    3000m, charging round the corner       through the village.
                                    with the velocity of a bullet train.
                                                                           It has been a privilege to witness
                                    Ben Hywel-Davies has been              every one of the boys grow in
                                    practising hard for his clarinet       their own way, becoming more
                                    diploma and Theo, who has              confident and getting closer to
                                    worked tirelessly his entire school    their goals. You have all achieved
                                    career, and has been rewarded          something, developing as young
                                    with an offer from Cambridge           people of the world today, and
                                    University. Theo and Matthew           each one of you is capable of
                                    Cathro both undertook four A           more than you know.
                                    Levels, which anyone will tell you
                                    is no mean feat and is testament       LUKE RHODES
                                                                           Head of Devine
                                    to both these boys’ extraordinary
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             G AT E
             Mark Newland has just completed three years as Housemaster
             in Gate. Mark is moving on to a new role as Assistant Head
             (Planning and Organisation) and, for the time being, will still be
             Head of the History department. Mark has had a previous career
             as a Royal Naval Officer which included command of HMS IRON
             DUKE. Here he provides his post-command ‘Haul Down Report’
             for his time in Gate.

             HAUL DOWN REPORT                          in different ways. Social media,           COMMAND
             2015-2018                                 government policies and regulation,        PHILOSOPHY
                                                       rising academic expectations, the
             It is always difficult taking over        immediacy of e-mail economics,             ‘With clear eyes and a full heart!’
             a successful unit, ship or team.          youth mental health issues. I have
             It was therefore with a degree of         been astonished by the pace of             LEADERSHIP AND
8            apprehension and trepidation that I       change but also encouraged by the          COMMAND                                                                                                                                                            9
             stepped into the enormous shoes of        way in which the school adapts                                                    dedicated cadets as well as hard-        THE SHIP’S COMPANY                      FUTURE OPERATIONS
             Chris Middle and took responsibility      and, foremost, by the resilient and                                               working and ambitious academics.
                                                                                                  Throughout, I have drawn heavily
             for Gate House in September               robust nature of the boys.                 upon and benefited from the superb                                              At the end of the day it has all        Mr George Thomas takes the helm
             2015. Building upon the superb                                                       support of SarahJane, Wendy
                                                                                                                                         THE ENGINE                               been about the young men in             in September and the House will
             foundations and reputation built by       PRE-DEPLOYMENT                             Everest, Tom Wansey, Howard
                                                                                                                                         ROOM AND SHIP’S                          Gate. It has been a privilege to        undoubtedly go from strength
             my predecessor were my priorities.        TRAINING                                   Stevenson, Pete Musson, Cedric
                                                                                                                                         HUSBANDRY                                have been involved in their lives       to strength. We remain a large
                                                                                                  Didier, Julie Ann Murphy, Karl                                                  and seen them develop into the          House and near full capacity in
             With this in mind, the House has          I felt that, as well as routine training                                          The aim throughout has been to           confident, resilient, ambitious         both boarding and day pupils. This
                                                                                                  Samoluk and Will Gibbs. I have
             had a hugely challenging but a very       activity, 26 years in the Royal Navy,                                             create an environment in which the       and caring young men I am proud         will require the highest leadership
                                                                                                  also relied heavily on my Heads of
             exciting and extremely productive         including 4 commands, 5 years in a                                                boys can flourish. It has to be safe,    to hand over to Mr Thomas.              qualities from our newly promoted
                                                                                                  Houses, in which role I have been
             three years. As I write, Gate still has   girls’ boarding house and 3 children                                              secure and clean. Throughout my          Every time I have asked them            prefects. The House could not
                                                                                                  blessed with three very different
             proud ownership of the House Cup          of my own should have been                                                        time in Gate I have been bowled          to step up to the mark they             be better placed with some
                                                                                                  but superb characters: Alex Ross,
             and are in the running to retain it       sufficient preparation BUT... this is                                             over by the hard work, dedication        have done so with enthusiasm            exceptional talent at the top: Sam
                                                                                                  Edward de Boehmler and Ash
             but, more importantly, the boys are       a unique job. It stretches reserves                                               and commitment of the team that          and commitment. We have had             Clarke is Head of House, Paddy
                                                                                                  Thapa.
             in good shape: vibrant, challenging,      of patience, energy, and humour.                                                  every day make sure the House is         our moments; Housemaster                Hamlyn is Deputy Head of House,
                                                                                                                                         the best it can be for the boys. The
             hilarious and an absolute delight.        I could have benefited from more           OPERATIONS                                                                      tantrums, poor behaviour, unkind        Tim Hughes as the new Head of
                                                       training in unblocking toilets                                                    Household staff have been superb.        behaviour, disappointments, but         Boarding and Jack Pearce as Head
             THE STRATEGIC                             and more incisive investigative            Wow! What a bunch of young men
                                                                                                                                         Sue, Kat, Lucy and Sue are the           we have also had moments of             of Day. Three excellent years for
             CONTEXT                                   techniques for finding people who          there are in Gate. The sheer variety
                                                                                                                                         ‘Gold Standard’ in every way and if      sheer delight, pride, hilarity, shock   the House, and even more exciting
                                                       throw various kinds of foodstuffs                                                 you have to be looking at some of        and astonishment. They are our          and challenging ones to come!!
                                                                                                  and diversity of their achievements
             It has been a fascinating                 against walls (marshmallows,                                                      things we have had to look at you        moments and all of us have grown
                                                                                                  astounds me. Fly fishing champions,
             and challenging time to be a              teabags) but, in the end the job                                                  might as well find it hilarious at the   better as a result of them. We have     MARK NEWLAND
                                                                                                  competitive cyclists, national
             Housemaster. The demands of               is about relationships and having                                                 same time! Likewise, the Estates         been a tight unit and always will       Gate Housemaster
                                                                                                  athletes, county sportsmen in
             the environment are forcing us            the experience to know when to                                                    team; Russell, Valerie, Gary, Lee,       be!
                                                                                                  rugby, cricket, and hockey, superb
             to think about education and              listen, when to admonish, when to                                                 Ollie and Ian have looked after
                                                                                                  musicians and choristers, actors,
             especially the boarding environment       encourage and when to forgive.                                                    us with care and extremes of                                                                                           | 2017/18
                                                                                                  theatre managers, professional and
                                                                                                                                         patience.
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                                                                                                                                          Consilio et
                                                                                                                                          amamus print*                                           *We love design and print

             I came to Clayesmore in Year 6 which makes this               House for, is our charity work this year. The Charity
             my eighth and final year. Back in the Prep School, I          Committee has worked exceptionally hard and we
             was fresh faced and so excited to have moved to a             have done our utmost to support Plastic Oceans. The
             new school but as I grew older, I started to feel a bit       pinnacle of our work this year was hosting our second                                                                              Sherborne DT9 4HR
             contained in the prep school system and remember a            Gate Open Mic Night. We raised over £150 and the                                                                                   01935 815364 . www.shelleys.co
             day when I was talking to a matron who had a son in           willingness of Gate boys to commit was impressive.
             senior school at the time. She said to me, “When you go
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             to the Senior School they won’t look after you like we        We have seen a lot of success on the sport front
             do and you’ll have to be all grown up and responsible         this year and our perseverance and competitive
             but you’ll have a lot more freedom. Those last words          nature has shone through. Thanks to the seniors and
             really hit me and brought back that initial excitement.       congratulations on managing to complete a sweep of all
             I’m sure some of the present Year 9s also felt the same.      senior sports this year.
             In fact I remember James Inger’s face lighting up when
             I told him that he’d have a lot more freedom with his         Now Year 13 is leaving, the onus falls on the rest of the
             phone.                                                        House to carry on our strong sporting tradition and I am
                                                                           happy to say that we are in great hands. This year’s Year
             When I first walked through the Gate arch, I would            9 have shown their sporting prowess from the start and
             never have imagined all the success, laughs and               have managed to reach regional level in multiple sports.
             challenges I’d face. I must admit the novelty of being in     I feel very excited for this great group of boys who, I’m
             the Senior School has worn off a bit for me now as I’m        sure, will bring a lot of success to the School and to
             sure it has for many of the older students. That is not to    Gate.
             say that we do not want to be here because we do and
             we appreciate the opportunity we have to be studying          I will look back fondly on my time at Clayesmore and
             in such a place. But as exams loom there seems to be          will forever remember the friends who made it special
             sense of wanting to move on. We want to chase our             and the memories we shared. In the time we were here
                                                                                                                                       Dorset’s original lifestyle shop in the pretty       Clayesmore Society members receive
             freedom outside of school.                                    we built lifelong friendships and I am hopeful for what                                                          10% discount in the shop. We are open
                                                                           the future holds for us as individuals and also for the                                                          Monday to Saturday 9am to 5.30pm
             There is so much to appreciate here and sometimes in          fantastic House that we leave behind.                       children’s things, homeware, jewellery, toiletries
             the hustle and bustle of school life it is easy to overlook                                                               and perfume including Alex Monroe, Miller            The Hambledon Gallery      01258 452880
                                                                           ASH THAPA                                                                                                        40 – 44 Salisbury Street   shop@hambledongallery.co.uk
             a few things.                                                                                                                                                                  Blandford Forum            thehambledongallery.co.uk
                                                                           Head of Gate                                                1234, Ottod’Ame, Pernille Corydon, Penelope          Dorset DT11 7PR            facebook.com/hambledongallery
             One thing that I have been involved in, in my time at
                                                                                                                                       Chilvers, Sahara, Superga and Yerse.                                            @TheHambledonGal

             Clayesmore, and the thing that I’m very proud of the
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                                    KING’S
                                    Since Mrs Murphy’s departure, in         enter as friends, leave as family”      most competitive person I know.
                                    July 2016, I have had the great          quickly became our house moto.
                                    pleasure of welcoming no fewer           The girls, both old and new, live       The rivalry between the two Houses
                                    than 40 new girls into King’s. Those     and breathe this every day and I’m      is non-existent until the day of the
                                    already firmly established in the        proud to say that my children have      event then, after the team talks
                                    House made each and every one of         80 sisters and counting. And the        we rise to the challenge on every
                                    us feel at home almost instantly.        girls, too, have come to love the       occasion and give it everything we
                                                                             unpredictable and noisy nature of       have. I really couldn’t be prouder
                                    Whilst I would be the first to say I     having a six-year-old boy living with   of the way the girls have stepped
                                    had a lot to learn before I could get    them.                                   up to become a House that is
                                    stuck into the nitty-gritty of being                                             recognised throughout the School
                                    Housemistress, one of my first jobs      Over the past two years, we             for its commitment and dedication
                                    was to try and encapsulate the           have had our fair share of House        to every aspect of school life.
                                    spirit of King’s in just a few short     successes; House Music, tennis,
                                    words.                                   swimming and junior cross country       RUTH READMAN
                                                                                                                     King’s Houseparent
                                                                             to name a few. Until I joined King’s
                                    Well, for those of you who know          I had never considered myself to
12                                  me, I’m not exactly a wordsmith          be a competitive person but the                                                    13
                                    but it didn’t take me long to realise    Inter-House competitions have
                                    a statement of the truth was what        proved otherwise - I blame Mrs
                                    was really needed so “may all who        Christmas, she is, after Asia, the

                                    We have had such an excellent            Turner the same way again. We           this term. She has brought so
                                    year in King’s thanks to the House       have seen the King’s girls strive in    much fun to boarding life and has
                                    spirit from all the girls. It has been   every aspect of school life, from       been a true mentor and role model
                                    such an honour to represent the          music, to academics and sport and       for so many of us; thank you so
                                    House that has been my home              we are so proud of all they have        much. And, Mrs G, who has been
                                    away from home for so long. The          achieved.                               our constant since Year 9. Thank
                                    family atmosphere in King’s is one                                               you for being there through all
                                    thing that makes it so special. It is    King’s would not be the same            of our meltdowns, breakups and
                                    something that has never changed         without our incredible House staff      celebrations. Mrs G, Would you
                                    from my first day in Year 9 and I        who work tirelessly behind the          like to come with me to university?
                                    am certain it will stay the same for     scenes to make sure everything is       And finally, to all of the girls in my
                                    years to come.                           always running smoothly. I would        King’s family; you are so lucky to
                                                                             like to thank our Housemistress,        live in such an amazing place and
                                    This year, we have had so many           Mrs Readman and her family for all      I hope you have the best years
                                    highlights, like our snow day            that they do for us.                    at school and make the most of
                                    Winter Olympics, King’s annual                                                   everything there is on offer.
                                    talent show and of course our            Miss Thomas, our resident tutor
                                    House Music victory. Personally, I       and co-founder of the King’s talent     ASIA JONES
                                                                                                                     Head of King’s
                                    will never be able to listen to Tina     show, is sadly leaving the House

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            MANOR
            Well, after almost seven years, it’s      There is lots that we might ‘not’      triumphed in the Alun Pugh General
            time for us to write to say goodbye.      miss about House life in the years     Knowledge Quiz, proving once
            But what a seven years it has been;       to come: the plodding footsteps        again that Manorians possess the
            and what a perfect end to our time        of the Sixth Form above our            perfect blend of brains and brawn!
            with the boys, with the winning of        own bedroom as they readied
            the House Cup on a gloriously warm        themselves for bed; the 3.00am         So, thank you to Manor for all of
            and sunny Speech Day providing            doorbell, which inevitably heralded    the wonderful memories. We will
            the ideal finale.                         a trip through the cold and dark       never forget the industrial amounts
                                                      to the Medical Centre... and the       of bread and milk that the boys
            It’s hard for us to believe that so       equally inevitable follow-up of some   were able to shift each week; the
            much time has passed so quickly.          early hours cleaning; encouraging      placating effect that an episode of
            It seems only five minutes since          48 very tired boys out of bed in       The Simpsons can have on a room
            our first night on duty in House,         the last week of the Autumn Term       full of male adolescents post-
            the ‘highlight’ of which involved a       (we soon discovered that Christmas     supper; how quickly - and how
            late-arriving overseas pupil opening      songs played at high volume during     well - a dorm full of Year 9s can
14          his suitcase at midnight, only to         wake-up was the most effective         pack when they discover that they                                                                                                                                 15
            discover that it was full of female       method!); finding smelly socks and     won’t be able to attend end of term
            clothing. Cue quite a lot of loud         other items of underwear in the        arrangements until they are ready
            (and rather colourful!) language as       strangest of places; and taking an     to leave for the holidays; the smell
            he realised that he had picked up         entire term to read a book are all     of Lynx in the morning air; nor the                                                                 Without their care, loving support, humour and fun,
            the wrong case from the baggage           things that we will quickly learn to   legendary game that is courtyard         Manor has been a very vibrant place this year and it’s     Manor wouldn’t be the place it is. We wish you all the
            carousel, and plenty of early hours       live without.                          cricket.                                 been a pleasure to follow the success and progress of      best for moving into your new home and we’ll always
            of the morning phone calls to                                                                                             everybody.                                                 treasure the memories we’ve shared with you over the
            Heathrow as we attempted to track         But there is much more that we will    We have loved being a little part of                                                                years.
            down his belongings.                      miss and the boys this year have       Manor’s ongoing story and we look        Sport has always been at the forefront of Manor’s
                                                      certainly ensured that we leave        forward to quietly cheering (or, in      team spirit, and it was this camaraderie that helped       If I can give one piece of advice to those returning
            And so it began...                        with the happiest of memories.         Charlotte’s case, not so quietly!) the   us to many successes on the sports fields this year. I     next year, seize every opportunity you can, however
                                                      Our super prefect team of Andrew       House on in the years to come.           should particularly mention the House Cross Country,       big or small, persevere with your dreams and
            There was a happy ending to this          Callaghan, Archie Moore, Jack                                                   in which every Manor boy without a sports injury took      ambitions, and, when you think ‘I’d really love to do
            story, and happiness has been a           McCuaig and James Miles did a          Best wishes from,                        part; be it running, jogging, or walking, they supported   x, y or z’, don’t wait for other people to follow, go out
            feature of our time in Manor. It          super job of guiding the House,                                                 each other to complete the event as a team.                there into the world and do it because you’ve got the
            really is rather difficult to feel glum   even achieving what Manor legend       Mr and Mrs McKeown, Alex and                                                                        potential to succeed, achieve and be whoever you
            when surrounded by one hundred            had said was impossible - that ever-   Emma                                     Another highlight is the continued efforts from the        want to be.
            or so cheerful, good-natured,             elusive 3rd place finish in House                                               Manor Charity Committee which has helped raise
                                                                                             MICHAEL MCKEOWN                          money and awareness for Dorset Mind over the year.         ANDREW CALLAGHAN
            kind, very funny - and frequently         Music! Once again, Manor won the
                                                                                             Manor Housemaster                                                                                   Head of Manor
            mischievous - young men. Their            trophy for the greatest percentage
            endless good spirits, energy and          of runners taking part in the House                                             I must say a meaningful and heartfelt thank you on
            witty conversation brightened even        Cross-Country, as well as scooping                                              behalf of us all to Mr and Mrs McKeown for their
            the wettest and gloomiest of Dorset       the overall cup for performance in                                              dedication and commitment to Manor House. Over
            days, and it has been a real privilege    this event, and in the 10 Mile Cup.                                             their six years in Manor they’ve helped many young
            to watch so many mature and grow          Our excellent performances across                                               people change, develop and fulfil their potential.
            into fine Clayesmorians during our        the board in the other sporting
            time with them.                           events were matched when Manor
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                                                                                                                                         beautiful and elegant               been victorious, winning the House      girls and Katie Hellewell (who is
                                                                                                                                     • Teach the girls how to descend        hockey, but only just(!) and the        with us for another year) delighted
                                                                                                                                         the main House wooden               netball. We came a good second          the audience with the virtuosity
                                                                                                                                         staircase in 10 inch heels safely   place (out of two) in the swimming      of their performances (despite
                                                                                                                                         (and elegantly!)                    competition, but the commitment         a fire alarm and an evacuation
                                                                                                                                                                             to the event was as ever brilliant,     procedure!).
                                                                                                                                     • Practise wielding a loo brush and
                                                                                                                                                                             with girls volunteering for events in
                                                                                                                                         unblocking toilets at 8 pm on a                                             But, we have had music throughout
                                                                                                                                                                             which they had little practice, even
                                                                                                                                         Sunday. Practise makes perfect                                              the year, from the excellent House
                                                                                                                                                                             the dreaded butterfly lengths!
                                                                                                                                         - and you’ll need the skill                                                 Music evening to choral concerts,
                                                                                                                                                                             Sadly, sports day was cancelled,        break time performances, café
                                                                                                                                                                             but at least Amy Mercer was able        concerts, exams and recitals, all of
                                                                                                                                     SPORT                                   to smash the 3000m record, to add       which featured Wolverton girls -
                                                                                                                                     We have enjoyed a very successful       another one to her clutch of wins       and lots of them.
                                                                                                                                     year, but this has also been a          and records. I would like to thank
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:
                                                                                                                                     wonderful year for girls sport.         her and the other intrepid sports
                                                                                                                                     Cricket, rowing and girls’ rugby are    women who have represented us in        • Forget about childbirth, weddings
                                                                                                                                     beginning to take off at school and     all the events this year.                   and house buying, the House
                                                                                                                                     several of the Y10s have leapt at                                                   Music competition has got to
                                                                                                                                                                             And thank you in particular to Maya
                                                                                                                                     the opportunity to get involved.                                                    be on the ‘most stressful’ list
                                                                                                                                                                             and to Alex for all their hard work

             W O LV E R T O N
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16                                                                                                                                   Kiki A, Lola Putland Simpkin and        and enthusiasm as House Sport           • Buy lots of pink ribbons and be
                                                                                                                                     Lucy Tipping have played for the        Captains this year.                         prepared to stand on a table
             BOOB TAPE, LOO BRUSHES AND HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS: A YEAR IN THE                                                        U15 B boys’ side this year and                                                      and make a fool of yourself to
                                                                                                                                                                             Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:
             LIFE OF THE WOLVERTON COMMUNITY                                                                                         Lucy captained the Wolverton                                                        encourage the shyer members!
                                                                                                                                     House cricket team who won a            • Mrs Readman is as competitive as
             I have been assembling a few things     handy tips for the future and my       meals, danced, watched ‘Love                                                                                             • Make sure that you are free
                                                                                                                                     very close victory over King’s in the       you. Beware!
             for Myrna Simpson who is taking         thoughts about Wolverton!              Island’, played rounders, sung our                                                                                           to attend the concerts, but
             over at the helm of Wolverton in                                               hearts out and generally had some        summer term. Thank you to Miss          • No one likes running a 3,000m,            take no notice of Mr Kerr’s
             September.                                                                     fun.                                     Thomas and Miss Cheverton for               but you’ve got a House of girls         suggested timings.
                                                     COMMUNITY                                                                       encouraging this.                           who are willing to give things
             The filing cabinets are well-ordered,                                          Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:                                                                                         • Encourage the Year 9s to learn
                                                                                                                                                                                 a go.
             the room allocations are completed      This is such an important concept at                                            Rowing at Bryanston on Tuesday                                                      more than one song to play on
                                                                                            • Ensure that you have a good
             and the new pupil notes are in a        Clayesmore and in Wolverton. It is                                              afternoons has also been an                                                         the piano in their area.
                                                                                                   stock of tape for helping girls
             file on my desk. I have cleared my      a community that allows for growth
                                                                                                   to retain some modesty in their
                                                                                                                                     addition to the sports’ offerings.      MUSIC                                   • Avoid being part of any decision
             office, reset the phone message and     and for mistakes, for celebration                                               The girls have enjoyed sculling
                                                                                                   ball gowns                                                                We are saying farewell to a number          about the House song unless
             handed over my computer files for       and support and where friendships                                               on the river (and in some cases
                                                                                            • Get good at stitching up dress                                                 of excellent musicians in Year              you are very trendy. My
             her to read.                            are forged. As those of you who                                                 in it!) and Emily Abram has been
                                                                                                   cleavages and skirt hems at                                               13 and several of these are in              suggestion of a rather nice
                                                     have left the School are coming to                                              chosen to attend an English school
             Then I began wondering about what                                                     short notice                                                              Wolverton. Abi Morgan, Jess Chick           piece of Schubert was met with
                                                     realise, a significant part of your                                             rowing training session which is
             she might need other than that. I                                                                                                                               and Alice Couling have given us             silence!
                                                     formative lives have been spent        • If you are ordering a Chinese          fantastic and we are hoping that
             looked back over my diary and at                                                                                                                                some extraordinary performances
                                                     here and you have given much to               takeaway for 70 to celebrate      this activity will develop to allow
             my scribbled notes and the events                                                                                                                               over the years and it was very
                                                     the community of the House.                   Chinese New Year, make sure       for competition at some point in
             in the infamous orange duty book                                                                                                                                fitting that they managed to find       WEEKENDS AND
                                                                                                   that the restaurant labels the    the future.
             that sits in the House office. And I    The events calendar for the House                                                                                       time in their exam term to take         EVENINGS
                                                                                                   boxes
             realised that Mrs Simpson will need     is impressive and much thanks for                                               However, in the more conventional       part in what was the best concerto      Miss Rhead has been at her
                                                     this must go to the girls, but also    • Provide lots of affirmation that       sports, we have participated and
             more than this.                                                                                                                                                 concert I have attended. The three      creative best this year as can be
                                                     the wonderful House team. We                  the beautiful and elegant
             So.. what follows is a look back at                                                   girls in the House are indeed
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        seen in her outfit for my leaving         at some point and friendships are           than you want to think about
        BBQ, which had a Christmas theme          usually the stronger for it. However,
                                                                                          • Identifying ‘fake’ phones at hand-
        on an extraordinarily hot evening in      the best dramas have taken place
                                                                                              in times and spotting the third
        June!                                     in the Theatre or in the drama
                                                                                              earring from 30 paces
                                                  spaces this year and Wolverton
        We have had baking competitions,
                                                  girls have been instrumental in the     • Being there for the girls
        games of rounders, indoor games,
                                                  success of these. They have starred     Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:
        Chinese nights. We’ve made our
                                                  and participated in Macbeth, The
        own ice cream and we have run                                                     • Don’t try to compete with SJR’s
                                                  Lionboy, The Gone, Five Go Mad
        hard, swum hard, worked hard and                                                      shoe fashion. You will lose!
                                                  in Dorset, Trojan Barbie, 167 and
        sung hard!
                                                  Dinner at No 13 (a brilliant play       • Always make sure that you are on
        We have had Love Island evenings,         written and directed by Lucy Miles)         ALC’s team for anything sporty
        watched the first 15 minutes of                                                   • Relax - you have the kindest,
                                                  Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:
        ‘the’ wedding in May, discussed                                                       most professional and most
        hypothetical questions in the House       • Moustaches are harder to get off          delightful House team you
        office (‘Mrs Christmas, what would            than you think                          could imagine
        happen if I...’) and released our inner   • Theatre BTEC may require
        competitiveness in games of tennis            someone to be covered in blue
        and Kubb!                                     make up (which does not easily
                                                                                          FAREWELLS
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        We have sung our hearts out at                come off, like the moustaches)      I want to say farewell, not goodbye,
                                                                                                                                 community. Like all ex-House             I wish you a wonderful summer         “How lucky I am to have something
        the Christmas karaoke and some            • The drama after-party goes on         to all our leavers, whether they are
                                                                                                                                 staff, I will always sneakily be on      and a great start to the next year,   that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
        of us have conquered a fear of                longer than you might think,        in Year 9 or Year 13 or anywhere
                                                                                                                                 your side cheering for you a little      whatever that year brings, and in     Winnie-the-Pooh
        creme eggs to participate in the              like the moustaches!                in between. Whether your time in
                                                                                                                                 louder than for the other Houses         the immortal words of the person
        annual eat-as-many-as-you-can                                                     Wolverton has been one year or
                                                  • All drama is good!                                                           in the competitions and watching         whose thoughts really do seem to      HELEN CHRISTMAS
        competition. Tiegan James is the                                                  five, I have enjoyed your company
                                                                                                                                 those who are remaining in House         be written for Wolverton:             Wolverton Houseparent
        outstanding creme egg champion                                                    and I wish you all the very best for
                                                                                                                                 flourish over the coming years.
        this year - something to put on her       THE HOUSE TEAM:                         the future.
        CV!                                       TUTORS, MATRON,                         Our Year 13s have been superb
                                                                                                                                 It has been a privilege and an
                                                  CLEANERS, SUPPORTERS                    role models this year and their
                                                                                                                                 enormous pleasure steering the
        Mrs Simpson’s need to know list:
                                                                                                                                 Wolverton ship for the past few
                                                  Thank you! Or to be more precise,       willingness to support each other
        • Always make sure that you have                                                                                         years. Life will be very different
                                                  thank you for:                          and the younger members of the
              flour, eggs and sugar available                                                                                    without the daily company of 108
                                                                                          House, as well as helping the
              at short notice                     • Coping with Year 10s, earrings                                               teenage girls and Minnie (the cat)
                                                                                          community run smoothly, has been
                                                      and skirts                                                                 and I will miss you all (although
        • Pancakes win over even the most                                                 much appreciated.
              stubbornly ‘cool’ Year 10           • Writing huge numbers of                                                      not perhaps the fire alarms, the
                                                                                          I would like to say thank you to       kitchen sink nor the late night
        • Always answer hypothetical                  wonderful reports
                                                                                          the team of Amelia, Lucy, Jess and     wait-ups for delayed flights!). I will
              questions with certainty. Any       • Being willing to dress up, hit        Amy. Together with your support        miss the company, the laughs, the
              show of weakness, or grey area          rounders balls and be endlessly     prefects, you have been mature and     quiet moments (there were a few)
              in your answer will come back           patient                             wise (most of the time!) and I wish    and the sense of camaraderie. I
              to bite you!
                                                  • Dispensing advice about               you and your fellow Y13s all the       will even miss the hypothetical
        DRAMA                                         future courses, work crises,        very best of luck with your exciting   questions and the opportunity to
        As some would expect in a House               relationship issues and fashion     future plans.                          show how well I can wield a toilet
        of 105+ teenage girls, drama does                                                 I am also going to say farewell,       plunger… but not too much.
                                                  • Clearing up after more teenagers
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             I remember feeling a combination       the whole tutor group can work         the way. We’ve had many tutor           get compared to prep school. The        archway staring up at the clock to    As two of my brothers were already
             of excitement and terror on my first   together and our own Leah Crabbe       breakfasts, the Year 9 MUN event,       difference is huge and I really enjoy   check whether or not I was late and   at Clayesmore, I had heard lots
             day. Everything seemed just a little   showed the skills of a future          learnt how to debate and built our      having the freedom to being able to     having trouble stepping over the      about the School, especially the
             bit bigger, a bit more scary and a     engineer.                              own small business in Year 9 Young      walk around and get to keep your        threshold.                            musical side and the across-the-
             whole lot more challenging.                                                   Enterprise. It’s been such a special    phones in your dorm.                                                          board dominance of Gate House
                                                    ELEANOR CHMIELEWSKA &
                                                                                           year for us all, and one we’ll never                                            On arrival I was told by another      and the home-like environment that
                                                    ABI FALCONER
             And then we got to tutor group.                                               forget.                                 One of my favorite moments which        student to go into line where I       the whole House contributes to. My
             Within minutes we were all laughing                                                                                   happened was the activities on ‘out     was welcomed by my amazing            happiest moment has to be winning
                                                    We all went to Paulton’s Park on
             at the fact that none of us could                                             I think I have made the most of         night’. We were able to do lots of      housemaster Mr Newland and since      ‘best house ensemble’ in House
                                                    the first weekend but it didn’t
             understand Miss McCall’s accent,                                              everything this year. Y9 is a new       fun things such as archery tag and      then have felt thoroughly at home.    Music despite the disappointment
                                                    matter where we went because it
             and this was the start of our                                                 start and a new chance to develop       other things.                           Hence the entirety of my school       of overall achieving last place.
                                                    was all about meeting each other
             Clayesmore life.                                                              into the person you want to be.                                                 year in Gate, in lessons and out
                                                    and beginning to get to know                                                   JAMES INGER                                                                   TIMOTHY HAMLYN
                                                                                                                                                                           on the sports fields, has been a
                                                    everyone. I loved the team building    OLLIE BROWN
             Over the course of the tutor year                                                                                                                             wonderful journey of achievements
                                                    at the Mill on the Brue where we                                               As it would be for any student I was
             we have learnt a range of skills                                                                                                                              and enjoyment.
                                                    bonded making rafts in freezing        I felt really welcome when I joined     nervous about my first day, having
             ranging from tai chi to dancing.
                                                    cold water.                            Year 9 and I immediately came into      to walk further between lessons         BEN JAMES-PHILLIPS
             This year has gone past so fast,
                                                                                           the habit of waking up and going        and getting more prep but above all
             I can hardly believe it. Building
                                                    We encouraged and pushed each          to school. The first thing I realized   settling in. I still remember how I
             the Go Kart in the Year 9 House
                                                    other and got over a few fears along   is how much more freedom you            felt turning up in front of the Gate
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                                     SIXTH FORM
                                     A WHISTLE-STOP TOUR

                                     As new Sixth Formers, recently         After the January mocks, time starts     quite get round to writing, yet.
                                     Y11s, we arrive on the first           to fly by. Predicted grades for our A
                                     Saturday of term, meet our new         Levels (what, already?); more mock       Interview skills.
                                     tutor group, get to know the new       exams at the start of the Summer
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22                                   arrivals to the school, sign up for    Term; the LEAP programme and the         Mocks (again).
                                     new subjects (nevermore that           nail biting, serious stressfulness of
                                     detested Friday afternoon Maths        duty teams and prefect selection.        Then suddenly, it’s one week before
                                     class) and complete the day with                                                the final exams.
                                     a formal, candlelit dinner with        Time to move on... .
                                     the whole Sixth Form. At 0900 on                                                Where did all that time go?
                                     Sunday the fun continues with the      The Upper Sixth starts with that
                                     Outposts squad – milk crates, go-      amazing, slightly scary feeling          Revision. Study leave. Speech Day.
                                     karts, trebuchet and teamwork. An      that you are IT. The Heads of the
                                     exhausting and exhilarating start to   School. The big kids. Then reality       END.
                                     a busy, busy term.                     bites - who’s in charge of the lunch
                                                                            queue? Who’s running the Charity         Or to be precise, this really is the
                                     Friday night socials get us more       Committee? Who’s meant to have           start of the rest of my life…
                                     familiar with the Sixth Form           planned that Friday night social? Ah,
                                     Common Room, as do paninis,            yes, that would be me.
                                     smoothies and socialising at break
                                     time. Lectures on a Tuesday evening    Then, just when you’ve started to
                                     sound like a drag, but turn out to     get it sorted, it’s UCAS. This is the
                                     be interesting, informative and even   start of the rest of your life. If you
                                     fun (particularly the hypnotist).      don’t get it right then... what? Who
                                     ‘Elevate’ study days remind us         knows what could happen? It’s
                                     what the Sixth Form should             obviously something bad because
                                     really be about and before the         mum and dad, tutors, everyone is
                                     mocks in January we even started       suddenly very interested in those
                                     appreciating SPS (well, sometimes).    4000 characters that you didn’t
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                                    LEAP 2018
                                    At some schools that period            local prison, having first chatted     about taking a dip in the lake when
                                    between the May half term and the      to a judge at Bournemouth Crown        their raft knots all came undone!
                                    summer holidays can be a long and      Courts, Economics students
                                    barren stretch: the School seems       were shown round the Houses of         The personal statement workshop
                                    empty without the Year 13s and         Parliament and Business students       ensured that they took note of all
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                                    the Year 11s, your teachers have       learned about marketing strategies     these newly realised ambitions,
                                    endless time to spend on telling you   at Thorpe Park (yes, it really was     qualities and abilities and
                                    how much more difficult next year’s    hard work!). Closer to home, the       suggested some ways to write
                                    work will be and, although you         Hospitality cohort sampled inspiring   about themselves with honesty
                                    know you really do need to think       eco-cuisine at ‘The Green Hotel’       and self-confidence. Having heard
                                    about UCAS and your personal           in Poole and the Chemists quietly      from Peter Mulligan on the UCAS
                                    statement, it all seems a very long    synthesized pharmaceuticals in the     Options day about how competitive
                                    way away…                              laboratory!                            the UCAS applications process can
                                                                                                                  be, they are now fully prepared and
                                    At Clayesmore it’s different! This     Students were also encouraged,         eager to get started.
                                    summer, Year 12 were invited to        in lots of very practical ways, to
                                    LEAP into the future with a busy       look beyond school and to imagine      It was fun to look ahead and start
                                    and demanding programme of             what might come next. The study        thinking about the future; maybe
                                    academic study days, enrichment        skills and employability days forced   it’s not such a big LEAP after all.
                                    activities and an exciting evening     them to think about entering the
                                    leisure programme.                     world of work - what kinds of job
                                                                           might they do? What sorts of skills
                                    The academic subject days have         did they need to fulfil all these
                                    been designed around each              different roles? What qualities did
                                    individual curriculum, but have        they already have? How could they
                                    taken the focus away from the          persuade someone that they were
                                    classroom and supplemented             just who they were looking for? The
                                    book learning in many different        Serious Leadership day challenged
                                    ways. The DT department visited        everyone to work out problems with
                                    the BMW Mini Factory in Oxford,        their team-mates, to listen to other
                                    Psychologists dared to enter the       people’s ideas and not to worry
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                                                                       TRIPS
                                                                       Alongside the Art, Language and Sport trips reported elsewhere in this publication, students have
                                                                       enjoyed a number of visits linked to their subjects this year:

                                                                       Y E AR 10 H ISTORY                     on Saturday morning.                    local area, mist nets to capture
                                                                       STUD E N TS IN                                                                 and ring small birds, and ‘tree
                                                                       F L AN D E R S F IE L D S              Our group of students and staff also    beating’ with sweep nets to collect
                                                                                                              received this rewarding compliment      invertebrates. Pond dipping yielded
                                                                       A group of 41 Year 10 Historians
                                                                                                              from their guide at Holts Tours         some great crested newts, water
                                                                       left Clayesmore at 0530 on a
                                                                                                              Battlefields & Education:               boatmen and diving beetles.
                                                                       Thursday morning in March for
                                                                       the annual Battlefields Trip to
                                                                                                              “Another superb tour with Clayesmore    Students also studied lichen and
                                                                       Belgium and France. The group
                                                                                                              School, who seem to get maximum         were able to look at the differences
                                                                       first visited Essex Farm Cemetery
                                                                                                              value from these trips. The politest,   between species of lichen on the
                                                                       in Ypres where their guide, Mr
                                                                                                              best behaved children I ever work       north and south facing sides of the
                                                                       John Lee, explained the work of
                                                                                                              with.“                                  wall at Leeson House in Swanage.
                                                                       the Commonwealth War Graves
                                                                       Commission and showed the              LAURA THOMAS                            Arriving at Kimmeridge Bay for
                                                                       students the grave of Private Joe      Head of Junior History
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                                                                       Strudwick, who was killed in action
                                                                                                                                                      opportunity to learn about zonation
                                    Year 1 0 Bat t lef ie ld s Tr ip   just before his sixteenth birthday.
                                                                                                              D R E D G IN G IN D OR SE T             and see how the different species

                                                                       It was also an occasion to visit the
                                                                                                              - Y E AR 13 B IOLOG ISTS                are separated into horizontal

                                                                       Essex Farm Advanced Dressing
                                                                                                              E XPLOR E B E AC H ,                    bands depending on abiotic and

                                                                       Station (medical station for British
                                                                                                              R IVE R AN D PON D L IF E               biotic factors. Students studied the
                                                                                                                                                      distribtution of the four species of
                                                                       Army casualties) where Colonel         In October, our twelve Upper
                                                                                                                                                      periwinkle (Littorina sp.) that are
                                                                       John McCrae, physician and poet        Sixth Biologists had an enjoyable
                                                                                                                                                      found in distinct zones on the shore
                                                                       of ‘In Flanders Fields’ fame, spent    and educational day studying
                                                                                                                                                      and discovered cushion stars in the
                                                                       1915 and 1916.                         ecology at three different sites
                                                                                                                                                      low tide pools. Senior Field Studies
                                                                                                              and learning about a range of
                                                                                                                                                      Tutor, Mike Gould, helped students
                                                                       A moving ceremony at the               approaches that can be useful
                                                                                                                                                      discover a whole treasure trove
                                                                       Menin Gate in the evening saw          to estimate population sizes of
                                                                                                                                                      of marine life including fish, sea
                                                                       Alice (King’s) and Oliver (Manor)      various organisms. To provide
                                                                                                                                                      anemones, brittlestars and a very
                                                                       participate in the wreath-laying       more detailed feedback about the
                                                                                                                                                      large and angry swimming crab.
                                                                       ceremony in front of a thousand        techniques they encountered, each
                                                                       people.                                pupil chose a specific aspect of the
                                                                                                                                                      The trip moved on to visit the River
                                                                                                              day to prepare a handout and give
                                                                                                                                                      Piddle for some kick-sampling. This
                                                                       The group returned late on             a presentation to the rest of the
                                                                                                                                                      involved putting on chest waders,
                                                                       Saturday, after spending Friday on     group.
                                                                                                                                                      wading into the river and kicking
                                                                       the Somme battlefields, laying a
                                                                                                                                                      up the bottom of the river for 20
                                                                       wreath at Thiepval in memory of        The day’s investigations included
                                                                                                                                                      seconds while holding the net in
                                                                       Old Clayesmorian, Leicester Albert     the use of Longworth small mammal
                                                                                                                                                      position to collect any animals
                                                                       Dixey, as well as returning to visit   traps, the Lincoln index to estimate
                                                                                                                                                      dislodged from the depths below.
                                                                       Tyne Cot and other sites in Flanders   the population of woodlice in the
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          The vibrant colours of a beautiful Kingfisher flying         They started off with a ‘taste test’ to see if they could
          along the river and perching on a tree overlooking the       discern an unpleasant bitter taste from a sample. This
          river provided a beautiful end to a most interesting         allowed them to predict whether or not they had a
          day.                                                         particular gene mutation – a prediction which they
                                                                       then had to investigate and prove, by extracting and
          YEAR 13 BIOLOGISTS                                           analysing their own DNA.

          C HE M I LU MINES C ENC E &                                  Then followed five hours of demanding laboratory
          F LU OR I N E P RES ENTED BY                                 work, following undergraduate-level protocols,
          C LAY E S M ORE’S C HEM IS TS                                using unfamiliar equipment like micro-pipettes,
                                                                       centrifuges, thermo-cyclers and UV film readers and
          Year 12 Chemists made two presentations at symposia
                                                                       becoming familiar with complex processes such as the
          held at Sherborne School for Girls in the Spring
                                                                       Polymerase Chain Reaction, Restriction Digests and
          term. In January, Tabitha and Sam spoke on the topic
                                                                       Gel Electrophoresis. Their final product was a take-
          of chemical reactions that give off light, known as
                                                                       home ‘genetic finger-print’ picture of their own DNA.
          chemiluminescence, and how this is applied in forensic
          science and imaging.
                                                                       A demanding, but incredibly worthwhile, day.

          “They prepared a spectacular luminecent
                                                                       ANNE JANCIS &
          demonstration,” reported Head of Chemistry, Dr               SARAHJANE NEWLAND
          Jonathan Gammon. “Despite some technical difficulties        Heads of Biology
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          accessing their presentation online, they gave an
          outstanding presentation and the staff from other
          schools commented on how impressive they were.”              MATHS & TECHNOLOGY AT
                                                                       OXFORD UNIVE RSITY
          Later in the term, Olivia Cowley and Olivia Tipping
                                                                                                                                   B IOLOGY & PSYC H OLOGY                                      Those pupils attending the two excellent Biology

          presented on ‘Biological Aspects of Fluorine’. These
                                                                       In October, a group of seven Year 11 pupils attended        SY M POSIUM AT M IL L F IE L D                               lectures heard Professor Nicholas Roberts describe his
                                                                       an exciting ‘Lesser-spotted Scientists’ day at the Maths                                                                 fascinating investigations into the sensory systems of
          range from fluoride in toothpaste (to avoid decay)                                                                       In the Spring Term, A Level students participated in the
                                                                       and Technology department of Oxford University,                                                                          animals, and Dr Gavin Walsh explain the significance of
          to novel fluids that can be ‘breathed’ to give oxygen                                                                    Biology and Psychology Symposium at Millfield School.
                                                                       which was aimed at top GCSE students with intentions                                                                     his amazing research on kidney disease in the context of
          to the body and used as a potential replacement for                                                                      The pupils really enjoyed the experience of attending
                                                                       of studying A Levels in the area of Maths and Sciences.                                                                  developing personalised medicine for individuals.
          blood in transfusions. The chemists spoke eloquently                                                                     subject-specific lectures on topics relevant to, but going
          and answered some thought-provoking questions from                                                                       beyond, the A Level specifications.
                                                                       They spent the day in taster lectures on a range of                                                                      The day ended with a tremendous talk by Dr Nick Scott-
          the audience.
                                                                       subjects including: Ethics & Philosophy in Modern                                                                        Samuel, entitled ‘Deceiving your Eyes’, where he showed
                                                                                                                                   Pupils studying Psychology A Level enjoyed Eve
                                                                       Science, Earth Science, Materials Science, Engineering,                                                                  us wonderful examples of different types of camouflage
                                                                                                                                   Hamilton’s interactive talk about ‘Key4Life’: they
                                                                       Biomedicine & Biological Sciences.                                                                                       and illusions and then explained how they work.
                                                                                                                                   heard inspiring stories demonstrating why the charity
          B R I STOL U NIV ERS ITY LIFE
                                                                                                                                   has gained a reputation for delivering effective
          S C I E NC E S BU ILDING                                     They also enjoyed a tour of Somerville College and the
                                                                                                                                   rehabilitation programmes for young men in prison
          In celebration of British Science Week in March, eleven      famous Bodleian Library, as well as hearing about the
                                                                                                                                   and those at risk of going to prison. In Lucy Smith’s
          Year 13 Biology students spent a busy and interesting        typical life of a student and the application process to
                                                                                                                                   presentation, the students were challenged to move out
          day at the Bristol University School of Biological           Oxford University.
                                                                                                                                   of their comfort zone, suggesting they should ‘feel the
          Science​​s’ new, state-of-the-art, Life Sciences building.                                                               fear and do it anyway’ if they wanted to overcome their
                                                                       JESSICA WILLOUGHBY
          Taught by Dr Rose Murray and Dr Emily Bell, who are                                                                      irrational fears.
                                                                       Biology Teacher
          both Teaching Fellows at the UoB, the students took
          part in a Molecular Biology workshop.

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                                    TH E 38TH C L AY E SM OR E L EC TUR E -
                                    G IVE N BY PROF E SSOR LOR D W IN STON
                                    In January, hundreds of students,      nurture’ question a number of times    round off the evening.
                                    staff, parents, governors, and         and repeating the importance of
                                    other friends of the School            environment to encourage learning.     Lord Winston donated his fee for
                                    gathered in the Sports Hall for                                               the evening to his charity, The
                                    the 2018 Clayesmore Lecture,           “Learning is soft-wired,” he           Genesis Research Trust. He is
                                    given by Lord Winston. It proved a     declared, giving encouragement,        Professor of Science and Society
                                    wonderfully riveting, educational      therefore, not only to our             and Emeritus Professor of Fertility
                                    and entertaining evening as the        assembled pupils but also to the       Studies at Imperial College London.
                                    eminent peer enlightened us all on     older members of the audience,
                                    the subject of “learning”.             stressing the importance of
                                                                           exercising both the brain and the
                                    After an assured introduction from     body to aid learning and retention
                                    the Head Girl, Lord Winston took       of knowledge, even as we age.
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                                    plethora of awe-inspiring, witty and   After taking questions from the
                                    moving examples of how mankind         floor, Lord Winston was given
                                    has absorbed information over          rapturous applause before the Head
                                    time, touching on the ‘nature versus   Boy said a few words of thanks to

                                    OC SOC IE TY AG M & AN N UAL D IN N E R                                       2000S D ECA D E R E U N I O N
                                    We had a super Old Clayesmorian        Guests of honour on the evening        Despite the draw of cakes and Cookes,
                                    Dinner at Iwerne last January,         were newly elected Honorary            this had to be cancelled due to heavy
                                    made even more special this year       OCs, retired Catering Manager          snowfall in March.
                                    by hosting it in the de Selincourt     Andy Croft, former Bursar, Mike
                                    and Drawing Rooms.                     Dyer and the School’s Registrar,       All OCs of the 2000s take note: your
                                                                           Margaret McCafferty.                   reunion will now run on Sunday 24
                                    Although some OCs enjoy the                                                   March 2019. Start planning now! Tell
                                    nostalgia of eating in the 1960s       Head Boy, Theo Fraser, did the         your friends and we’ll see you there!
                                    Dining Hall downstairs, the            honours with Grace, there was the
                                    atmospheric ambiance of the            usual string of traditional toasts
                                    new location proved a winner,          and then Deputy Head, James
                                    with the Catering and Household        Carpenter, entertained the party
                                    departments pulling out all the        with further tales of the hapless
                                    stops to make it look beautiful and    “Wilkins”, prompting a great deal of
                                    the food taste amazing.                giggling all round.

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             BAC K TO THE FU TU RE DAY                                                THE F IE LD MORTAR                                                                 OC W IN E TASTIN G &                      G UE R N S E Y R E U N I O N
                                                                                                                                                                         SIXTH FOR M IN D UC TION
             This was just the second            There was an enthusiastic Q&A        At last year’s Remembrance services, the     We hope the mortar’s new,                                                       Stuart Henley (1960-1963) was on
             instalment of our careers-focused   session before the end of the        School recognised, as it always does, the    prominent position will be a silent   Just before the start of their exams,     typically hospitable form come late
             event for the Lower Sixth. An       morning-long event and the           sacrifices made by Old Clayesmorians         but strong reminder of sacrifices     the Upper Sixth were treated to a         June as he and wife Bridget opened
             eager handful of OCs of different   School thanked the OCs in            in all wars. Central to this was the Field   made by OCs, whose selflessness       wine tasting evening as a mark of their   their Guernsey home to a happy
             ages, and areas of study and        typically Clayesmorian fashion       Mortar; a gift from the War Office to the    enables pupils old and new to         induction in to the OC Society. With      gathering of OCs, staff, former parents
             work, came and spoke a bit about    (school lunch in the Dining Hall)!   School in 1919, in memory of the high        enjoy Clayesmore, and a lot more      the cautious purchase of about £300       and friends.
             their lives and told the students                                        proportion of OCs who gave their lives in    besides, to this day.                 worth of pizza to ensure all stomachs
             what they had learned since                                              WWI.                                                                               were lined (although what that did        Much champagne was consumed then
             leaving Clayesmore. The core of                                                                                                                             to their palates is anybody’s guess),     out came the Macallan; just as well
             the day was what advice they                                             It had recently been refurbished and                                               the evening went with a swing and         there were plenty of delicious eats to
             would give to their 17-year-                                             moved from its earlier location by the                                             they all departed with goody bags and     soak it all up!
             old selves now they’re older                                             gates to its new home, on the steps                                                good wishes and at least a passing
             and there were great words of                                            opposite the Main House. The Portland                                              knowledge of what to look for in a wine
             wisdom to be heard.                                                      stone plinth it now sits on was a gift of                                          glass, rather than just the bottom.
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             It was very pleasing to see Hugh Thompson
             (1960 – 1964) back on form after a major
             health hiccup earlier in the year, as he
             brought together the great and the good to
             this annual, wine-fuelled knees up in the
             West End.

             With a good variety of OC vintages
             represented and a hearty devouring of steaks
             then cheese, it proved, as always, a relaxed
             and convivial, mid-week gem.

             SP E EC H DAY & VA LEDIC TO RY BALL

             Speech Day is always a bittersweet occasion,             The Heads of School wrapped up the formal
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             celebrating the myriad successes of the past year,       proceedings with the following words:
             but at the same time bidding farewell (for now at
             least) to those who are leaving Clayesmore.              “Clayesmore has provided me with the tools to
                                                                      challenge myself to achieve more. In a competitive
             The day’s events began with the Valedictory Service,     academic environment we have to get used to
             led by Mr West with readings by the Head, the Head       accepting advice and, outside the classroom, pushing
             Boy and the Head Girl. It is always an emotional         ourselves by trying things we have never done
             event, where the school hymn is sung, and leavers        before.”
             are charged to: “Work hard in all that you do,
             remembering with thanksgiving, joy and gratitude         “Throughout my teenage years, I have learnt to face
             the benefits that your time in this school has brought   challenges, but, as I leave, I am confident that in an
             upon you”.                                               ever-changing world I have the qualities to succeed
                                                                      because I am not afraid to try. Because Clayesmore
             Following the Service, parents and pupils enjoyed        has nurtured us, we are all ready for whatever
             drinks on the lawn, then lunch, before heading to the    the future holds and we’re looking forward to the
             marquee accompanied by the sounds of the School          challenge.”
             Pipe Band and the Clayesatonix.
                                                                      After the prize-giving and speeches, it was time
             Then it was time for the speeches and prize-giving,      for the Sixth Form to let their hair down at the
             a chance to relive the highlights of the past year       Valedictory Ball which followed in the evening, this
             through pupil presentations, all led expertly by the     year with a Circus theme. A wonderful end to a
             Head Boy and Head Girl. Mrs Thomson reflected on         wonderful year at Clayesmore.
             how different the world was today for our Year 13
             students, in comparison to when they were born, in
             1999 and 2000.
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             OC                                                                                                       TH E SC AD D IN G PR IZE
                                                                                                                      IMOGEN COOK
                                                                                                                                                 TH E YOUN G AWAR D
                                                                                                                                                 LUCY ROBINSON
                                                                                                                                                                          TH E AL E X A N D E R
                                                                                                                                                                          G UN N EN G L I S H P R I Z E

             PRIZEWINNERS                                                                                             TH E LUB OF F PR IZE       TH E M IL L E R PR IZE
                                                                                                                                                                          SCOTT RYRIE

                                                                                                                      EMILY DE MARIVELES         HARRIET WEAVER
                                    O LD CLAYE SMORIAN PRIZE S                                                        CAITLIN RAVENSCROFT                                 TH E ROY M CI SA AC
                                                                                                                                                                          C H OIR CU P
                                                                                                                                                 TH E C H E UN G
                                    ALICE COULING                                                                     TH E H UG H E S            AL L- ROUN D             ALICE COULING
                                                                                                                      B USIN E SS STUD IE S      CON TR IB UTION C UP
                                    Alice thrived at Clayesmore and has proved an outstanding musician during         PR IZE
                                                                                                                                                 ASIA JONES
                                    her time at the School. She won the North Dorset round of the Young
                                                                                                                      JACK TURNER
                                    Musician of the Year competition, hosted by Blandford Rotary in 2017, gained
                                    a Distinction in her Grade 8 Singing examination with 94% and now her voice
                                                                                                                                                 TH E GAWAIN
                                                                                                                      TH E WAL SE R              TOW L E R SH IE L D
                                    has won her a place at Royal Holloway. She recently sang with a male voice
                                                                                                                      E F F IC IE N C Y C UP
                                    choir at a charity concert in Blandford.                                                                     ARTHUR CARPENTER
                                                                                                                      EDWARD DART
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                                    MAYA MEREDITH

                                    Maya has made an enormous contribution to life at Clayesmore, especially
                                    in the area of sport. She has managed to progress in her netball, playing for
                                    Bath Academy, despite it putting huge pressures on her time, and she has still
                                    maintained an excellent academic standard.

                                    She was also part of the Clayesmore netball team which won the County
                                    Championships.

                                    ANDREW CALLAGHAN

                                    After numerous successes in catering competitions locally and further afield,
                                    aviation proved his first love and he has been pursuing that with vigour. On
                                    receipt of a Spinney Memorial Trust award, he learned to glide and recently
                                    undertook his first solo flight. He also spent a summer putting in time for the
                                    National Citizen Service scheme. On top of all that, he spent his final year as
                                    Head of Manor.

                                    LOUIS BROOKE-SMITH

                                    Louis gained a great deal from his time at Clayesmore and has come a long
                                    way during his time at the School. He was part of the Rugby Team that toured
                                    South Africa last year, and throughout his time at the school was a superb role
                                    model, both to his peers and to younger pupils.
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