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THE HARROVIAN VOL. CXXXIV NO.27 June 25, 2022 BURSTON PRIZE FOR ART celebration of Harrow’s creativity and talent in the Upper Sixth. This prestigious prize, named after Neville Burston (Moretons Adjudicated by Dr Kambalu, Associate Professor of Fine Art 1942–46), has been annually awarded to the Upper Sixth artist and Director of Research at Ruskin School of Art, Oxford who has produced outstanding work in his final year at Harrow. This year’s Burston Prize adjudicator was Dr Samson Kambalu, an Associate Professor of Fine Art and Director of Research at the Ruskin School of Art, Oxford University, where he is also a fellow at Magdalen College. Born in Malawi,Dr Kambalu is an artist and writer working in a variety of media, including site-specific installation, video, performance and literature. His writing includes The Museum and the Individual, for the Tate, which looks at aspects of the gift economy in Meschac Gaba’s Museum of Contemporary African Art. Kambalu has been featured in major exhibitions and projects worldwide, including the Dakar Biennale (2014, 2016), the Tokyo International Art Festival (2009), and the Liverpool Bienniale (2004, 2016). Kambalu’s winning commission Antelope, featuring the pan- Africanist Baptist preacher John Chilembwe, will be displayed on Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth in 2022–24. Works on display We were very lucky to welcome such an incredible adjudicator, to whom our Upper Sixth responded with some fantastic pieces Adam Chambers, Rendalls – The Ephemeral Tempest of art. Max Ferreira, The Grove – The Voices of the Sublime Despite having the seemingly impossible job of choosing a Vadim Gurinov, The Grove winner from such a talented group of artists, Dr Kambalu awarded Jack Hargreaves, Rendalls Max Ferreira the Neville Burston Prize. Ferreira produced two Yoh Ishikawa, Elmfield oil paintings of commendable artistic sophistication, composition Tomas Kemp, The Park – Self-portrait and colour, which gave the viewer both an insight into his Patrick Lehrell, Moretons – London Soup artistic ability but also his psyche. George Leigh, Elmfield Nick Martin, The Knoll – Death’s Blossom Sam McGougan, Bradbys Jack O’Connor, Druries Henry Oelhafen, Lyon’s – Graveyards of Nature Henry Pearce, Newlands – La Muralla Roja John Richardson, Elmfield Anton Shashenkov, The Knoll Alan Tang, The Knoll – Lilies Marcus Tung, West Acre – Narcissus Angus Walker, Bradbys – The reverie of Kamala Benji Xu, The Grove – Self-Portrait Ferreira said of the work: ‘The human ego fears the infinity of the natural world, constructing a delusory reality in which man is separated from all else, glorified to a status of superiority - contempt in numbness. From here, synergy ceases to exist, the mystic is out of reach. As humans succeed in the control of the natural world, they simplify its boundless deity. And so, the search for the sublime continues.’ The Burston Prize this year proved to be an incredible display of Harrow’s artistic prowess and creativity. I hope this success and high level of work that was seen at this thoroughly enjoyable This term has been a stressful one but, thankfully, the Neville event will be carried on to provide future Harrow generations Burston Prize provided a perfect escape from it all, as well as a with a great source of cultural enrichment.
June 25, 2022 T H E H A R R O V I A N SLAVONIC SOCIETY in the demonstration. Finally, a paradox that is in neither class may be an antinomy, which reaches a self-contradictory result Daniel Sidhom, The Knoll, ‘Alexander Lukashenko’, by properly applying accepted ways of reasoning. A classic 3 May example of an antinomy is the Liar’s paradox – “I am lying”. If the liar is indeed lying, then the liar is telling the truth, which On Tuesday 3 May, Daniel Sidhom, The Knoll, gave a talk means the liar just lied and so on. to the Slavonic Society on ‘Alexander Lukashenko: A reign The first paradox of the night was the Monty Hall Problem, through the eyes of a Belarussian nationalist and traditionalist originally posed (and solved) in a letter by Steve Selvin to the conservative’. Sidhom started with an explanation about the American Statistician in 1975. The question goes as follows: history of modern Belarus. suppose you are on a game show and you are given the choice Belarus is one of the newest countries to make its way onto of three doors. Behind one door is a car and behind the other the world stage, being formed only in August in 1991. Belarus is two doors are goats. You pick a door, say number 1, and the an overwhelmingly Belarussian nation, with a majority Orthodox host, who knows what is behind the doors, opens another door, population, with sizeable Roman Catholic and non-religious say number 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do minorities. Belarus’ formation came out of the dissolution of you want to pick door number 2?" Is it to your advantage to the USSR, from which Alexander Lukashenko also emerged. switch your choice? Previously a mere border guard, Lukashenko was able to Most of us here would believe that there is absolutely no climb his way to the position of president in the chaos after point in switching doors, as the probabilities would both be his country’s formation, and has kept his power for a period 50%. However, the actual answer is that switching would be of 30 years, mostly through a series of elections that lacked beneficial. This caused an outrage: more than 10,000 readers, any real legitimacy. Lukashenko however has embraced this, including 1000 with PhDs, wrote to the magazine in protest describing himself proudly as “the last dictator in Europe”, that the answer was wrong. In fact, Paul Erdos, one of the despite Sidhom arguing that this statement was never made. most prolific mathematicians of the 20th century, refused to Lukashenko’s political ideology, despite Sidhom’s protestations, be convinced until he was shown a computer simulation of appeared to be a curious one. While being apparently a the problem. traditionalist, Sidhom explained that Lukashenko opposed the The solution could be easily explained. At the start of the reinstatement of the Romanov monarchy, and is in support of show, the probability of the car being behind each of the doors separation between church and state, which I would argue are is the same, at 1/3. Thus, there is a 2/3 probability that the car two decidedly non-traditionalist beliefs. In fact, Lukashenko is behind doors 2 or 3. After a goat is revealed to be behind currently supports the reconstruction of the anti-traditionalist, door 3, there is now a 2/3 probability that the car is behind socialist USSR! In the interest of rebuilding this fallen state, door 2. Therefore, it would be beneficial to switch. Lukashenko has eliminated the hard border between Russia Another interesting paradox covered was the birthday paradox. and Belarus, and dogmatically approves of Putin’s actions: Imagine a room with a group of people. How big does the two strange actions for a supposedly nationalist leader to take. group have to be before there is a 50% chance of two people The audience began to realise that Lukashenko has promoted sharing a birthday? an incredibly statist method of running Belarus, with politics, 100? 150? 182? The answer is in fact 23. This seemingly the economy, welfare and culture all being conducted through impossibly low number can be explained by the fact that the government. Belarus’ economic situation can mostly be the birthdays can be compared across every possible pair of described as a holdover from the Soviet period. individuals, which means there are a total of 253 pairs with Additionally, Sidhom went on to discuss the architecture of 23 people in present. In fact, when there are 70 people in the Belarus. Belarus employs mostly a modernist and minimalist room, there are 2,415 pairs and the probability of two people architectural style; this seemed to suggest, however, that having the same birthday is more than 99.9%! Lukashenko’s Belarus was actually a traditionalist paradise. Other paradoxes covered throughout the night included the After 20 minutes of talking about architecture, and an hour secretary problem, the missing square puzzle, Thomson’s lamp, after promising the audience his talk would be short, the lecture and the potato paradox. Once again many thanks to Olunkunle ended with a few questions from the floor. Olowe for sharing his knowledge on paradoxes so eloquently If you wish to give a lecture to the Slavonic Society, or wish to the society! to be put on the mailing list, please contact either KAF or the Secretaries, Archie Powell, The Grove, or Edward Blunt, Elmfield. RAYLEIGH LECTURE Professor Lloyd Peck, 4 May MATHEMATICAL SOCIETY Emmanuel Olowe, The Grove, ‘Mathematical Throughout the past three decades, Harrow School has welcomed Paradoxes: Falsidical, Veridical or an Antinomy?’ eminent speakers from all over the world to deliver the most prestigious Scientific Society lecture of the year. In recent On a breezy summer night, Emmanuel Olowe, The Grove, gave a years, the Rayleigh Lecture has featured names such as Nobel talk to the Mathematical Society titled ‘Mathematical Paradoxes: Laureate Professor Gregory Winter, renowned epidemiologist Falsidical, Veridical, or an Antinomy?’. It was one of the most Professor Neil Ferguson and former NASA astronaut Nicholas interactive talks of the term, with frequent questions being Patrick, to name but a few. This year, the 29th Rayleigh Lecture thrown at the audience and back again as everyone uncovered was delivered sensationally by Professor Lloyd Peck, leader the mystery of various paradoxes in maths. of the British Antarctic Expedition: a man of great charisma, Olunkunle Olowe started the talk by outlining the three knowledge and formidable achievement, who, while engaging main types of paradoxes: veridical, falsidical and antinomy. and stimulating a packed OH Room, was able to compress A veridical paradox produces a result that appears absurd, but years of amazing research into a succinct, informative and nonetheless is demonstrated to be true. As the conclusion is highly entertaining presentation. correct, veridical paradoxes are often merely called problems. On Lloyd Peck is a scientific trailblazer who pioneered the other hand, a falsidical paradox establishes a result that not investigations into animal adaptations in extreme environments, only appears false but actually is false, due to a logical fallacy focusing on freezing polar conditions. He has had 20 field 378
T H E H A R R O V I A N June 25, 2022 visits to Antarctica in his 30 years of research and has been Antarctica, as people in Antarctica go out well equipped for the decorated with many awards. Additionally, he has published cold, but people on beaches on a cold day may not be wearing over 340 papers and was selected to deliver a Royal Institution as much to protect them. Christmas Lecture, an honour highly prized in the international Professor Peck, who has also hosted a number of television scientific community. series, then played a video of himself from many years ago As per Rayleigh Lecture tradition, the talk commenced that highlighted the effects of having a low body temperature. with words said in honour of OH Lord Rayleigh – namesake Peck himself in the video was lowered into a tank of cold water of the School’s observatory – who, during his lifetime, wrote until his core body temperature was reduced by a few degrees. over 450 published papers and is still considered by many as During the video, as the water shocked his system, you could the last great Victorian polymath. He was awarded the Nobel see shivering, but the main issues were the fact that his grip Prize for his discovery of the inert gas argon, and remains the strength was halved, and his manual dexterity was effectively only OH Nobel laureate, a statistic that will hopefully change non-existent. If his temperature had continued to fall (and in the near future! he had not been eased out of the cold-water tank), at a body temperature 33°C he would have become unconscious; at 30°C his heart would have arrested, and at 25°C he would have died. This reduction of body temperature happens very quickly. Then Professor Peck dived into the main part of his lecture: the life of the animals themselves. He started by describing how warm-blooded animals stay warm in these freezing temperatures, which can fall as low as -57°C, taking the emperor penguin as an example. The penguins have very dense feathers which act as a waterproof jacket that can trap air, essentially the same mechanism as double glazing or vacuum-insulated water bottles. They live on the continent throughout the winter, so to stay warm they stay in big groups – penguin huddles. Surprisingly enough, it is actually very easy to overheat in these huddles, and in many pictures of such groupings, one can often see a penguin in the middle trying to get out! “Try it with your mates and see for yourself,” exclaimed Professor Peck. Following an eloquent introduction from Secretary Will Tate, Peck further described the challenges of diving works in the The Knoll, Professor Peck launched into his lecture entitled cold waters of Anarctica. Antarctica is the most isolated continent ‘Life in Antarctic Extremes’. The lecture began with some ‘fun due to the current in the Southern Ocean that goes all the way facts’ about Antarctica: the ones you know, such as it being the around and comes back. To top it off, Antarctica is subject to world’s coldest highest, driest and windiest continent, and some 60–80-foot waves. The sea ice spans about 10–15 million square you may not know, such as the fact that Antarctica is covered kilometres. It is very thick in the winter but slightly thinner in in 99% ice – 90% of the world’s ice in fact. Moreover, 75% the summer. Characteristics like these are what give Antarctica of the world’s fresh water is stored in the 3km-deep ice sheets the strongest seasonality on Earth. As one might expect, most that blanket it. In addition, the ice is punctuated with colossal diving is done in the summer when the sea ice is the thinnest, cracks due to its plastic properties, cracks so big that you can but it still has to be hacked out by a chainsaw. Every diver is fly a plane in them. equipped with insulating diving clothes and has a rope so that Professor Peck then went on to illustrate life in Antarctica they can easily make their way back up. The purpose of these and its dangers, a concept that many in the audience were deep-sea diving expeditions is to find out how cold-blooded keen to learn about. First, you are working at an altitude of animals in the sea cope with the temperature, the subject of about 10,000 feet, which leads to decreased oxygen intake. the next part of Professor Peck’s presentation. In addition, the wind and snow make it incredibly difficult to Over 20,000 species of animals live on the sea bed in Antarctica, move around or travel significant distances. At times, visibility making it more diverse than most tropical sea beds. The first can be limited to less than a metre, and some snowstorms can common phenomenon found in these cold-water conditions is last for many days. In such instances, scientists may have to gigantism. For example, amphipods, a type of crustacean, are 1cm stay in a tent for prolonged periods; two scientists some years long in the UK, but the same exact species found in Antarctica ago had to spend 49 days in a tent no bigger than a bedroom. are 9cm long and are 100 times heavier. Sea gooseberries in With a humorous touch, Professor Peck emphasised the fact the deep sea of Antarctica are 70cm long, 3,000 times bigger that you have to do just about everything in the tent – he left than their UK counterparts. But perhaps most fascinating are the details of that to our imaginations! the isopods. Professor Peck showed two sea spiders, one from Next, Professor Peck explained how we lose heat, obviously the UK and one from Antarctica. The UK version was about alluding to the extreme cold and how it may affect scientists the size of a small fly, but the one from Antarctica had about working in these types of conditions. Using items distributed to the diameter of a Harrow hat and it is not even the biggest sea everyone in the audience, Peck elucidated this concept of heat spider in Antarctica! These extreme instances of gigantism have loss. He first demonstrated conduction by having the audience yet to be explained fully, but it seems that the lower temperature hold a coin, highlighting the difference in temperature before leads to lower metabolic rates, which need less oxygen. This and after equilibrium (when the thermal energy has been is in contrast with the abundance of oxygen in the cold waters conducted from your finger to the coin, resulting in them being (gases are generaly more soluble at lower temperatures), leading the same temperature). Even though your finger is technically to the ability to make much more body fat. losing thermal energy, it feels warmer after equilibrium. This Cold-blooded animals living in the sea also have another is due to the fact that nerves do not measure temperature; they ability: they can go without food for much longer periods of measure energy transfer. He then demonstrated convection time than their counterparts in warmer waters. This is again and evaporation and their role in heat loss, before mentioning because of the lower temperatures and consequentially lower hypothermia, the condition of having an abnormally low body metabolic rates, meaning that processes in general just work temperature. Hypothermia, surprisingly, is less of a problem slower, including the need for nutrition. These lower temperatures in freezing conditions than one might expect. In fact, there affect biochemical reactions as well as enzyme levels, where are more hypothermia cases on UK beaches than there are in you can find that chemical reactions go much slower. Curiously 379
June 25, 2022 T H E H A R R O V I A N enough, Professor Peck’s research has showed that it is much He then explained the policy of agricultural collectivisation, more difficult to make proteins in these cold temperatures, but where landowners (kulaks) were stripped of their ownership the cause for this has not yet been found. of the land to form collective farms (kolhozy). This reasoning Finally, Professor Peck described Antarctic fish. All Antarctic was that kulaks were withholding resources from the masses. fish have antifreeze and some even have no blood pigments: they Consequently 1.8 million peasants were displaced from 1930–31. do not have red blood cells. This is because low-temperature The next segment of the lecture was the Asharshylyq Genocide. water carries more oxygen, so they have adapted to not need The collectivisation policy was crucial in controlling Kazakh very much oxygen. In addition, their hearts are five times society. National elites and charismatic leaders were removed as bigger, and their capillaries are four times the diameter of any they were branded as kulaks and thus were targets of resentment other vertebrates. Marine species are further characterised by by the masses. This made Kazakh society more docile and easy their long lifetimes, slow growth and development, and delayed to control, as Kazakh land was greatly valued as it produced a maturity. Eggs tend to be bigger as well. lot of grain and was prime land for gulags. Professor Peck concluded with how climate change can affect He also described the policy of confiscation, as rich Kazakhs these animals living in extreme conditions. For example, warmer (bais) had property seized, including land and cattle. The waters will mean that not as much oxygen can be held in the volume of confiscation was astounding, as 96% of livestock was water, leading to some of the species without blood pigment to deported from Kazakhstan. This caused great protest, but the food become endangered. The characteristic long generation times shortages prevented successful resistance. He also told a story and larger eggs means that there is less of a chance of producing of a greedy Soviet official who, instead of feeding a Kazakh new genetic material, which heavily impedes the ability of the village, used the food aid certificates to have a grand wedding. animals to adapt to climate change. Unfortunately, with the reduced livestock and corruption within Following a rapturous applause from the audience and thanks the food aid system, 1.5 million Kazakhs starved to death. 1.7 from Secretary Edos Herwegh Vonk, Newlands, Professor Peck million people fled from Kazakhstan in 1931, with diseases answered a host of questions. He even stayed behind for 30 greatly affecting the fleeing population (typhus, dysentery and minutes to explain additional details to those willing to stay! TB being the main illnesses). This resulted in a further estimated The Scientific Society is immensely grateful and fortunate to death toll of 2.3 million people, 40% of the Kazakh population. have welcomed such an articulate and erudite speaker, educating us on such a captivating area of science, and we wish Professor Lloyd Peck well on his future endeavours and studies. CASPIAN SOCIETY Danial Aspandiiarov, Bradbys, ‘Starvation in the USSR: The 1930–33 genocides’, Part 1 and Part 2, 5 May On Thursday in MLS, Danial Aspandiiarov, Bradbys, gave an insightful and thought-provoking Caspian Society talk on the genocide of Kazakhs in the Soviet Union in the 1930s. This aspect of Soviet history is rarely discussed, and even now most Kazakhs are not aware of the genocide, and even fewer are aware of its true extent. Above: 1930. An image of starvation in a Kazakh village, a truly horrific and tragic picture. Even so, it was not the most disturbing of images in the lecture, which emphasises the true horror of what happened to the Kazakh people. To respond to the exodus of Kazakhs, the USSR employed the “repatriation” policy. Politician Turar Ryskulov wrote a letter to Stalin, prompting this response. Yet again, Kazakhs were pulled out of their homes and returned to the USSR. They travelled in trains in the winter and unfortunately only 70% of the passengers survived. Those who survived were sent to factories to work, but many died due to frailty and, again, starvation. The horror of the conditions of this repatriation were documented by Ella Maillart, a Swiss reporter. She was shocked by the infants who were “devoid of muscle” and by a mother “in tatters”. She was confused as to what they were doing and Above you will find a useful map to illustrate the various places “where they were going” as it seemed entirely inhumane to to which Kazakhs fled. travel in such conditions. Aspandiiarov started by recounting the events in the USSR Finally, Aspandiiarov told of what has become of the legacy of region in the 1920s. By 1920, the USSR already absorbed this genocide. Two-thirds of Kazakhs had become sedentary as the lands of modern Ukraine and Kazakhstan, then called the the nomad lifestyle was destroyed and livestock was decimated. Kazakh Khanate and Alash Orda. This absorption into the The Kazakhs now only made up 38% of the Kazakh SSR. The newly formed USSR resulted in the formation of the Kazakh information about this genocide was supressed, resulting in very SSR and Ukrainian SSR. Aspandiiarov stressed the ruthlessness minimal discussion and no education about it. with which this occurred, as any resistance was met with I found the talk greatly insightful. Ironically, only the execution. The Kazakhs’ nomadic lifestyle was destroyed as “uneducated” Kazakhs who grew up in villages without formal policies implemented by the USSR resulted in 20% of the education knew of this, as most of Kazakh history is passed Kazakh population starving to death. on through speech. It was also incredibly painful to hear this 380
T H E H A R R O V I A N June 25, 2022 story, and painful to learn that it has been ignored for so long. I collectivised in the next two months. People were unhappy with hope that, in the future, great strides can be made in educating this policy, but any revolt was met with execution or deportation people about this genocide, and Aspandiiarov’s talk was a great to gulags. By 1931, 78% of the land was collectivised. opportunity to shed light upon it. Meanwhile, requisition was also happening on a mass scale, as 27% of the USSR’s grain was Ukrainian. The harvest fell by 6 million tonnes, but as quotas remained the same, Ukraine had to export a larger proportion of its harvest to the USSR (1/3 of this harvest was exported). In addition, Stalin approved searches for hidden grain in households, but the Communist brigades abused this power, leaving homes ransacked and households starving. In 1933, Stalin decreed the Law of Spikelets, which essentially punished anyone who “stole” government property. In this case the property was land and grain, and anyone who did not give it up to the state was punished. Around 14,000 Ukrainians were sentenced under this law and, in the USSR as a whole, 5,000 people were shot by a rifle squad for breaking this law. Moreover, a black list was created, which contained “underperforming villages”. Those villages had all their supplies Above: a memorial to the victims of the famine - a monument confiscated and were cut off from trade. Also, many villages commemorating the victims of the famine. that had a history of resistance were put on the list. Over 400 Ukrainian farms were blacklisted, causing huge issues within The Slavonic and Caspian cultures contain a huge amount the country. Some regions even reported a death rate of 40%. interesting topics to talk about, and if you are interested in “He who shall not work, shall not eat”: this quote by Stalin giving a lecture, please get in touch with KAF to organise it. perfectly symbolises the attitude in the USSR at the time. If you wish to learn more about the two societies you can in Unfortunately, Ukraine was considered as underperforming touch with the Secretaries of the Slavonic and Caspian Societies. due to the low harvest. No one took the time to think that the weather was responisble for this issue. In 1933 alone, 3.5 million Ukrainians died, out of 5 million total across the USSR. Danial Aspandiiarov, Bradbys, ‘The Ukrainian Famine Cannibalism, looting and mass graves were commonplace as in the 1930s, called Holodomor’, Part 2 people struggled to cope. Despite numerous calls for aid, the Ukraine SSR received no During the Russian Civil War, Ukrainians had to supply the Red aid at all. At the same time, the RSFSR and the Kazakh SSR Army with food and grain. Any sort of capitalist features of the received some aid at least. Eventually, Kyiv was granted 80,000 economy, such as free markets, were completely dismantled by tonnes of aid, but even this was not enough. Mismanagement socialist economics. The impact of the Russian Civil War, as well among authorities resulted in appropriation of food for their as World War I, left the Ukrainian economy reeling, as grain personal benefit. production only recovered to 25%. Similarly to Kazakhstan, Ukraine was absorbed by the bolsheviks and subjected to the same collectivisation and industrialisation policies. Above: a Ukrainian village in the famine (1930s) During this period of the early 1930s, Ukraine was subject Due to a low level of development, Ukraine was very dependent to extremely harsh conditions. Quotas had to be met, leaving on the weather for their grain yield. In 1931, they were hit with the locals starving. Many villages were blacklisted, preventing a drought, resulting in a vast reduction of production in 1932. development, and people trying to flee the famine were repatriated The weather remained unfavourable through to 1933, leading (190,000 people were repatriated). As in Kazakhstan, influential to mass starvation. Stalin did not change the quotas for food to Ukrainians were arrested and 80% of the elites were “eliminated”. make allowances for the change in production, and much of the During the Soviet era, Holodomor was never discussed and food produced was requisitioned. This led to mass starvation was denied and banned. Nowadays, 16 countries recognise it as and people “picked apart soil” to find food. Despite famine at a genocide, and six countries describe it as a “criminal act of home, Stalin wanted to keep up the image of the USSR, and Stalin’s regime”. Ultimately, around 7–10 million died across Ukraine even exported much of its high-quality flour to the West. Ukraine and Kazakhstan. This is a huge historical tragedy, The collectivisation policy was naturally hugely unpopular in and it is unfortunate that few people are educated about it. Ukraine, and thus the rate at which it was being enforced was We must remain aware of the past, not only to prevent it from low. Only 5.6% of Ukrainian households were collectivised by happening again, but to pay respect to the victims. This talk 1929, leading Stalin to push for collectivisation to be completed was very thought provoking, as we often only focus on the by 1931. This led to 50% of farms and 60% of land being popular news cycle, leaving many important topics unexplored. 381
June 25, 2022 T H E H A R R O V I A N OPINION it is the recently chosen motto of another (less honourable and well-known) publication that “democracy dies in darkness”. Running through the rich history of journalistic tradition that follows The Harrovian as the oldest continuous student newspaper in the world are, of course, reports of society THE ODYSSEY OF RMT & MJT meetings, pieces of constructed literature and results from the Yearlings F’s tiddlywinks competition. However, it is also a forum for debate, discussion and dissent. Out of the hallowed Those of you following Mark and Rima Tremlett’s extraordinary columns of The Harrovian have come some of the great ideas odyssey from the southern tip of Spain to the Arctic Circle will that define Harrow’s identity: the Lord’s match, Songs and know that they have completed their challenge! They have done the Rifle Corps to name but a few. The opportunity for boys so just as the fifth anniversary of the Grenfell Tower disaster to make their criticisms and suggest improvements in a free, was observed on 15 June. As you will be aware, they have unrestricted (traditionally but not currently because of the whims undertaken this cycle ride in aid of the Harrow Club, which has of the current Head Master, anonymous) manner is something had a major role in the aftermath of Grenfell and has featured that is powerful in and of itself. Out of The Harrovian, more on The One Show very recently in that capacity! learning about the nature of good communication can come than in any timetabled lesson or lecture. Therefore, in my traditional role as the well-intentioned yet cynical epitome of youthful journalistic arrogance, I must finish with an impassioned cri de cœur. It is up to the literate at Harrow (sadly, a dying breed) to decide whether this great, historical paper can continue to exist. In the internet age, it is up to readers to continue to contribute to stop The Harrovian from dying. In the age when society-tie creation is spiralling out of control, it is up to the founders of other publications to carve out a different relevance, rather than trying to replace The Harrovian for the sake of personal ambition. Perhaps most importantly, in the age when the School is increasingly paranoid about its image, it is up to the censors at No 1 to ensure that this paper can be free enough to be interesting. It is up to members of the School not to “take offence” at constructive criticism The Harrow Club was founded in 1883 by Monatagu Butler as and to attempt to block free speech, as IT have done through a kind of precursor to Shaftesbury Enterprise. Lord Shaftesbury their recalled issue and as beaks have done through intimidating was instrumental in raising the funds for its foundation. writers. Our misbehaviour at the annual Lord’s match partially It’s work today includes wider community development destroyed its character (and along with it, it seems, the gate and working with some of the most deprived young people in receipts) and arguably has led to its cancellation. I pray that the London. It’s outreach work brings it into regular contact with School will not swallow up The Harrovian out of blind fear too. gang issues and the Metropolitan Police have long recognised Finally, I would like to thank the man who has worked so the value of the club’s work on this area. The Harrow Club hard to ensure that The Harrovian survives and is of such a now manages five satellite clubs across Kensington & Chelsea high quality relative to other school papers. Despite receiving and Hammersmith & Fulham. Their journey made international articles from a confusion of Monty Python with Monty Powell headlines – appearing in the Swedish rags: (OH) to submitted smut from Lower Sixth boys in the Jonathan “NORDMALING. Rima och Mark Tremlett är lärarefrån Head Barrow Short Story Competition, SMK has been relentless London som påbörjade sin cykeltur den 30 mars från Europas in his ability to remain upbeat and efficient. Given the records sydli gaste punkt, Isla de Tarifa, vid Gibraltar. Målet är att nå of some of my colleagues, his patient and forgiving nature, too, kontinentens norra utpost Nordkapom ett par veckor. “I natt sovvi is a subject of extreme gratitude. i skogen och i morgon ska vi sova på camping i Vännäs”, säger Rima. “Vi cyklar i protest mot Brexit,jag är så arg och vill se heladen vackra kontinent som Storbritannien lämnat”, säger Mark. William Wauchope, The Knoll Foto: Fredrick Bjärnesand.” The very first email sent from my Harrow account was sent to [Can anyone translate this from the Swedish newspaper!? – Eds my parents. The first email sent to someone not named Wauchope was a response to a whole-School email sent by Vlado Vasile (Bradbys 2018), asking if anyone would be interested in writing for The Harrovian; it simply read “How can I get involved?” (apparently Shell me had not yet learned the basic decency of EDITORS’ VALEDICTORY a proper “best wishes”). My first article was entitled ‘A day in the life of a Shell’ and the first draft was awful. It was around Dylan Winward, Lyon’s 300 words long, contained numerous spelling and punctuation When I look back at my time at Harrow, there is no doubt that I errors and, perhaps most unforgivably, was entirely unfunny. have mixed feelings about my time at the School. In evaluating my After being assured by my brother that no sane man would ever time here, I am somewhere between an ideological schizophrenic publish such an entry (which has never entirely disqualified and a sufferer of institutional Stockholm Syndrome. On one Harrovian articles during SMK’s tenure as Editor in Chief), I was hand, there are elements of the time I have spent at Harrow that forced to rewrite it, making it longer and actually adding what I deeply and bitterly resent and serve as some of the reasons I thought to be jokes. In preparation for writing this editorial, why I asked to leave it on multiple occasions. However, there I had the pleasure of rereading the adapted version and I have are also elements of the School for which I have a deep love. arrived at the conclusion that it perhaps needs another draft. It is out of this strange equilibrium that the “Dear Sirs, let me After I had finished mentally strangling my 14-year-old self whine about my beef with management” column emerged. in a Homer Simpson-esque fury, the article prompted some However, I do think that there is a more sober point to be thoughts. The world that I described as a Shell was completely made about it. Constructive opposition is the bedrock upon different from the one I currently live in. I had waxed lyrical which a person, policy or institution is able to improve. Indeed, about the ignominy of having selfish Sixth Formers push in 382
T H E H A R R O V I A N June 25, 2022 front of me in the Shepherd Churchill; now, as a busy adult, We were invited back by the Director of Music to hear the I know that we simply have no time to wait. Younger me had 2022 Concertos Concert on 14 May, as the programme again complained about the vast distances between lessons; older me featured Rach 2. We were truly astonished at the talent on display knows that, with a little determination, I can make it to period and have been looking out for a review of the concert in The 3 in Old Schools after leaving at 2.23pm (don’t fact check that Harrovian, a newspaper that usually never fails to impress with JPM). The article complains that I had no idea who the beaks its wide coverage of events and opinions at Harrow. I hope this are, especially SMK; honestly, I’m looking forward to knowing is omission is not an oversight and that one will appear soon. him a little less (though I still don’t know who all the House Yours sincerely, Masters are). Finally, ever the adolescent anarchist, I had raged Douglas Butler, The Head Master’s 1960 against the unfair corridor Monitors, who tyrannically enforced PS – for the online edition you might like to include the even the most ridiculous of School rules; now, as a corridor YouTube link: https://youtu.be/vrYf3jlD9eM Monitor myself, I know that we are far too soft on those shrieking monsters some unlucky mothers call sons. It’s peculiar to think Dear Sirs, how much Harrow has changed in just five years. I write in tribute to the well-researched and eloquently argued As I indulge myself for one last time as I leave Harrow, I piece by June Hyun, West Acre, in support of the statement have one final request: can someone, really anyone, show the ‘words are powerful: we must preserve the precision of the English Department how to do their job and actually teach English language’ (Vol CXXXIV No. 26, pp 369-370). I am in people how to use commas? The number of articles that I have complete support of his contention that words are powerful but trawled through on a Wednesday night, changing 50,000 commas respectfully disagree with his subsequent argument that this is as I go, haunts my nightmares. We are lucky at Harrow; we due to increasing imprecision in the English language. While have world-class teachers, top-notch facilities, and every year none of the following should be read as taking away from my we get people into the best universities in the world. How are respect for Hyun’s masterpiece, I would like to offer a few words we being intellectually defeated by a glorified smudge on a of my own as to how I have come to form such an opinion. page? If I ever become notable enough to have a Harrow prize A quick preliminary point: I understand the word ‘precision’ named after me, it will be called the ‘William Wauchope This to describe the extent to which a language (here, English) Man Knew How to Use Commas What A Genius’ prize and is able to differentiate between subtly different ‘things’ (e.g. it will go unwon. objects, emotions, theoretical concepts). A language that has While normal on the Hill, it is important to recognise how only one word X to describe two distinguishable ‘things’ A and remarkable an institution The Harrovian is. Even ignoring its B is imprecise because it relies on context and the audience’s storied history, how many other schools in the UK can boast that interpretative capacities to work out in which sense the speaker they put out a weekly newspaper, read by over a thousand people, had used the word. Precision, if this view is accepted, goes only written and edited entirely by students? It contains everything to describe the efficacy of the language and is neutral towards from accounts of hectic life on the Hill, mildly derivate art, the way it is used in practice. Another example here might be photography competitions that no-one enters, opinion pieces useful. If I used the word X to describe the concept A when I ranging from the incredibly niche to the fanatical, and Gaffe really should have used the word Y, my usage of the language and Gown: the only section that people actually read. While (not the language itself) has been imprecise. The language is some may put the success of the newspaper down to the hard capable of transmitting what I had meant; my failure to use it work of SMK, the incredible team in Reprographics (who correctly does not take away from its efficacy. probably should have been snapped up by The Times by now) I now turn to Hyun’s arguments. Hyun first argues that recent or the countless Harrovians who give up their time to write technological innovations have created new vocabularies that result in, these people are wrong. It was me – when I remembered in ‘generational gaps’, ‘decreas[ing] the overall communicability to do my editing. and caus[ing] [the] decline’ of the English language. He gives PS. I have just googled how to use commas and it turns the apt analogy of Harrovian terminology, such as ‘beaks’ and out I was wrong; apparently, you don’t always put a comma ‘Shells’. I am in entire agreement with Hyun’s observation – before ‘which’. I’d like to pass on my apologies to the English on one day I found myself explaining to my parents what a Department for my earlier outburst – you guys are doing a ‘meme’ is, and on another they were showing me what a telex great job – and to SMK for all the incorrect edits. For my new machine was. However, I am not sure whether this can be final request: bring back the Seafood Linguini, you cowards. fairly attributed to the alleged reducing precision of the English language. In Hyun’s examples, the ‘generational gaps’ are not Edos Herwegh Vonk, Newlands so much a result of the alleged imprecision of the English I am the crest of a wave, having been swept through this final language as it is an unfortunate by-product of the bewildering year. I look warmly at my five years behind me and eagerly speed of technological innovation. Indeed, by introducing to what’s ahead. I wonder how far the wave will go before the new vocabulary (thereby assigning new labels to ‘new’ things crest plunges and the wave breaks, spilling forward; I wonder previously unknown to the language), English has been keeping what the receding wave will uncover on the shoreline. [Like up its precision. Neither is the converse phenomenon – when most of his editing, this is mostly gibberish. – Eds words become obsolete – on its own evidence to support the contention that English has become less precise. One must further prove that (a) the ‘thing’ described by the word has not also become obsolete, and (b) no new words have sprung up to fill the gap. We might lament the fact that the Harrovian CORRESPONDENCE terms ‘tolley up’ and ‘tosh’ have faded into relative obscurity, Letters from the editors but the precision of our language has survived thanks to the replacement terms ‘staying up to work’ (in the former) and ‘bath’ or ‘shower’ (in the latter). A similar objection can be made to Dear Sirs, Hyun’s second argument regarding regional accents/dialects and In June 1965, Simon Douglas Lane (The Park 1961) and I, social stigma. I find myself again agreeing with his point (that between us, performed Rachmaninov’s 2nd Piano Concerto the ‘internet-catalysed homogenisation of dialects’ is undesirable) in the Concertos Concert in Speech Room. To this day we are but unable to make the logical leap to the conclusion that we neither of us certain how we did it, but the event is amazingly therefore must keep up the precision of the English language. captured on YouTube if you care to search for it. Moving on to Hyun’s third observation that the English 383
June 25, 2022 T H E H A R R O V I A N language is increasingly facilitating ‘subversive communication’, would like to see elected as Vice President, one I have held Hyun in my view falls foul of the language-usage of language continued support for since the beginning of my own interest distinction. Hyun gives two important examples: first, the general in politics. That candidate is Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has decline in the quality of information through the proliferation served as the US representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional of Wikipedia use; and second, the susceptibility of the English district since 2021. language to being manipulated to convey misleading, but Marjorie Taylor Greene (also known as MTG) is a woman technically true, messages. However, neither point seems to who not only reveals the hard-hitting truth in comprehensive, lend sufficient support to the point of ‘(im)precision’. The traditionalist conservative, principled fashion, but one who first point only shows that English as a language is capable of wants society to turn away from the woke left. She opposed spreading misinformation. Even if we were to believe that this a the Black Lives Matter movement, as well as the concept of problem unique to English (in itself a controversial concession), Critical Race Theory, and has publicly criticised its Marxist Hyun himself rightly attributes that to the internet rather than ideologies, as well as attacking it for what she believes is a failing standards of precision in the English language. It is blatantly dishonest narrative on ‘racism’. She has also argued the declining precision of the information (perhaps more aptly that the modern feminist movement is false both in word labelled ‘accuracy’ and ‘reliability’ of information), not that and in deed. This is especially true, as there is no ‘tyrannical of the language itself, that is responsible for this issue. The patriarchy’ when women dominate in industries such as second point regrettably suffers from a similar weakness. If healthcare, education, acting, cosmetics and fashion. There is Hyun is correct as to the motives of the Church’s deployment of no ‘tyranny’ just because, on average, men get paid more than passive verbs, the correct party to blame for this manipulation women, given that, on average, more men enter professional of information would surely be the Church, not the language. careers such as law and engineering, while women generally While the language had facilitated this, the mere fact that choose more social work professions. language was a necessary condition towards that particular outcome has little to do with the accusation that the language suffers from imprecision. There is nothing imprecise about the language that can be criticised as the cause of such methods of information manipulation. Why we do find such a weakness? Both of Hyun’s arguments follow the same logical pattern: English has the capability to spread misleading information; hence, it is imprecise. It is not obvious that the conclusion follows from the premise. One final point should be noted. It appears to me that there is a more limited version of Hyun’s point that, while intellectually interesting, equally fails to support his views. Consider the case where P asks Q where Q is. Q replies, ‘The Park’ (the boarding House), but P, who lives in central London, thought he meant Hyde Park. Since there is no verbal distinction between the Likewise, Taylor Greene believes that the United States capital and the non-capital ‘p’, ‘Park’ and ‘park’ are essentially should have a firmer immigration policy, one that supports the the same for spoken purposes. This would be a true case of continuation of Donald Trump’s ‘The Wall’ project, of which misunderstanding due to the imprecision of language. In my much of the public, including myself, are in full support. Not view, this argument would be tenable, but would no longer only has Taylor Greene rightly stated that “Christians who support the view Hyun wishes to support. Such problems are support illegal and undocumented immigration are in Satan’s not novel; to call for ‘preservation’ (implying a recent decay control”, but she is also an extremely devout Christian herself. into imprecision) would therefore not fix the alleged problem. She is in full opposition to abortion, calling it “the worst scar Indeed, Hyun has rightly not pursued this line of argument. a woman can carry for the rest of her life”, and has faithfully Hyun has been astute in pointing out various weaknesses advocated for its full criminalisation. Like myself, Greene in the modern deployment of the English language and I have also rejects Darwin’s theory of evolution, and identifies as a nothing but admiration for his persuasive and informed piece. Creationist. Undoubtedly, Taylor Greene is a strong advocate The objective of this letter has been to enrich the discussion by of traditional Christian values in the Unites States House of hopefully liberating English from the charges that Hyun has (in Representatives. my view, unfairly) levelled at it, and I apologise in advance if Moreover, Taylor Greene is a frequent critic of the Biden- I have made any misinterpretation of his work. The quotation Harris administration, as well as a leading figure in the Stop appears to me to be a very interesting one: is the precision of the Steal movement, which campaigns for the reinstatement of the English language at risk? If so, what does ‘preservation’ Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States. She mean exactly? I believe this is something we would all benefit herself condemned the 6 January riots at the Capitol, stating from reflecting upon. that she “has condemned the violence today, just like I’ve Yours verbosely, condemned Antifa and BLM riots that have burned our cities, Long Hei Ng, Newlands 20153 attacked our police officers, and hurt so many people throughout the year.” Like the majority of conservatives, Greene believes that Biden is unable to come up with rational solutions for any of the major issues facing his administration. Biden pulled out MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE of Afghanistan precipitously. He has allowed more people to For Vice President, by Daniel Sidhom, The Knoll die on his watch from COVID-19 than under Trump. Greene has also rightfully criticised Biden for pushing unnecessary On 26 February, 2022, I wrote an article to The Harrovian lockdown measures, which has resulted in a strong opposition expressing why, as a Trump loyalist, I will fully support his to vaccine and mask mandates. Finally, Taylor Greene has also 2024 presidential election run, should he choose to run. There been a vocal opponent of Biden’s Build Back Better scheme, has also been a substantial collection of Republican candidates for which he not only failed to get the Democratic party whom I would like to see as Vice President of the United States, in line to vote, but, additionally, turned the possibility of a from Steve King and Josh Hawley to Lauren Boebert and Ron massive economic recovery into a huge inflationary spiral of DeSantis. However, there is one candidate above all whom I approximately 8.6% – the highest in 40 years. 384
T H E H A R R O V I A N June 25, 2022 In conclusion, I believe that Marjorie Taylor Greene embodies Harrison Zhao, West Acre, Skyscraper what a true Conservative should be in my eyes. She is a traditionalist both in political and religious principles, and devoted to her country. She is a proponent of strict immigration laws to protect the country’s borders, and an ardent combatant against the leftist woke propaganda that I believe is having a detrimental impact on today’s youth. It will be Marjorie Taylor Greene who will be America’s shield and rampart. SUDOKU This is done using an digital printing app called procreate, which I started from scratch. The technical aspect of it is using tools to adjust contrast and highlight shadows; other than that, the process is similar to traditional. ibid, Galaxy METROPOLITAN TEAM ENIGMA DIGITAL ART CHALLENGE SUBMISSIONS Vincent Song, The Head Master’s, Tern Omar Ait El Caid, Bradbys, Old Schools I created this vector graphics art using Adobe Illustrator by sketching on top of an existing image of the bird. I wanted to capture its soaring movement in simple geometric shapes and this is the result of my experimentation. The varying shades of blue-grey seek to capture the darkening shadows on the body of the bird. 385
June 25, 2022 T H E H A R R O V I A N Joseph Li, The Grove, Disinfection Arturo Saville Mascioni, Rendalls, Paintings of Plant Life in Style of Francis Bacon, with DALL·E mini. Some Francis Bacon style paintings of plantlife that I made with AI for the Remove Art Trial. Brandon Tam, The Park, AI-Generated Rick Roll William Wang, The Head Master’sAirwalker’s Helmet I created this with the app Paint 3D with my stylus. I used a variety of media available on the app, mainly pencil, crayons and spray paint. Starting with pencil sketches of the contour of the helmet, I then filled it in with spray paint and crayons for the metallic texture 386
T H E H A R R O V I A N June 25, 2022 SPORT Brij Sheopuri Charlie Nelson 5 2 0 0 13 7 Harrow travelled away to Radley for their fourth Cowdrey 1 0 Cup match of the season. The cold, wet conditions weren’t CRICKET ideal for cricket, but the team was keen to play the game. Radley won the toss and sent us in to bat, which worked in Junior Colts B v St Paul’s, Away, Won by 200 runs, County our favour because the Radley pitch has a reputation of being Plate Round 2 a good batting wicket. Sadly, the rain continued, forcing the umpires to take an early lunch and having to reduce the game The XI v Middlesex CCC Academy, Lost by 43 runs, 20/20 to 45 overs for each innings. Harrow (121/9) stumbled in their chase against Middlesex After a long morning, George Cutler, The Knoll, and Charlie CCC Academy (164/6) on a gorgeous sunny day down on Nelson, Bradbys, walked out to bat. The pair started well and the Sixth Form Ground. Shrey Rawal, Rendalls, 2-19; Brij put pressure on the Radley opening bowlers with multiple Sheopuri, Lyon’s, 31 fours through cover and square leg. After they put on 45 runs against the new ball, spin was brought on where Nelson fell on Colts A v Fulham & Roehampton CC, Won by 110 runs 18 (49). The cool, calm, and collected Veer Patel, The Knoll, was brought to the crease with plenty of time for him to bat. Yearlings A v Merchant Taylors’ School, Lost by 7 wickets Cutler and Patel did a very good job in putting the pressure County Cup Round 4 back on the Radley bowlers but rotating the strike very well. Yearlings A (184-7) lost to Merchant Taylors (185-3) by seven Against the spinners, the pair used their feet very well to hit wickets. Despite a high-class 66 off just 42 balls from Monty many fours through cover and mid-wicket. Short balls didn’t Morgan, Rendalls, Harrow were unable to restrict a powerful seem to be too much of a problem to Cutler as he pulled them Merchant Taylors’ batting lineup. in between fine leg and square leg for multiple boundaries. Harrow reached 157 off 35 overs, but still had 9 wickets in hand which meant we could really push on from there. Both The School v Radley College batsmen played very positively with Cutler hitting a beautiful R B check drive over mid-on for six and Patel hitting fours over C Nelson ct R Acheson-Gray b D Rugg 18 49 extra cover. They had a 153-run partnership before Cutler G Cutler† ct G O’Connor b R Harrap 88 95 mistimed a drive to extra cover for a very well-played 88 (95). V Patel lbw b T Mushonga 90 108 Karan Zaveri, Elmfield, who normally opens, walked out to bat K Zaveri ct J Cotterell b T Mushonga 8 5 with the license to take on the bowlers. His innings was short C Ellis ct B Tucker b T Mushonga 2 5 and sharp, hitting a four through cover but eventually getting Kit Keey not out 15 7 caught on the deep mid-wicket boundary for 8 (5). Cam Ellis, Connor O’Flaherty did not bat Rendalls, and Kit Keey, Druries, did very well to bring the total Brij Sheopuri did not bat up to 240/4 with one ball remaining. On the last ball, trying John Richardson* did not bat to access the gap in square leg, Patel was struck on the front James Nelson did not bat pad for a wonderful knock of 90 (108). Shrey Rawal did not bat With the weather forecast showing rain the Radley innings Extras 19 was reduced to 35 overs with a minimum of 30 overs for the Total 240 for 5 game to be completed. The captain John Richardson, Elmfield, bowled the first over with no runs coming off it, a very good O M R W start to the innings. Shrey Rawal, Rendalls, joined him at Tino Mushonga 9 2 39 3 the other end, maintaining the pressure which put Radley on George O’Connor 9 0 44 0 the backfoot. Richardson struck the next over with a wicket Benji Tucker 3 0 15 0 maiden, and another wicket maiden coming the over after. The Declan Rugg 9 0 53 1 opening bowlers worked well together but needed to make sure Henry Redmayne 4 0 24 0 they kept their line and length. Richardson ended with figures Rollo Harrap 7 0 43 1 of 2/6 (5), which consisted of four maidens. James Nelson, Edward Horsfield 4 0 20 0 Bradbys, came on to bowl from the pavilion end, and bowled a tight spell, taking three wickets in his seven overs. Connor R B O’Flaherty, The Head Master’s, bowled some very good balls Jack Cotterell b John Richardson 7 18 which troubled the left-handed Radley captain, with a couple George Reynolds lbw b John Richardson 1 9 edges falling short of the slips. The rain started again, and it Rory Wooster lbw b James Nelson 11 19 was clear Radley were just going to back the overs as they were George O’Connor* not out 42 67 68/5. Brij Sheopuri, Lyon’s, was given the ball and continued R Acheson-Gray† ct B Sheopuri b J Nelson 9 14 the amazing efforts from the two other spinners. He picked up Henry Redmayne b James Nelson 1 3 another wicket, ending with the figures of 1/13 (5). The rain Benji Tucker ct Charlie Nelson b Brij Sheopuri 8 21 thundered down as Radley were 90/6 needing another 151 runs Rollo Harrap not out 2 11 to win. After a couple slips in the outfield the umpires called Edward Horsfield did not bat it a day and abandoned the match. Tino Mushonga did not bat It was a very good effort from the team, and it was clear we Declan Rugg did not bat were on top for most of the day. Cutler (88) and Patel (90) were Extras 26 two very good innings and Richardson (2/6) and Nelson (3/28) Total 107 for 6 did very well to dominate the bowling innings. Next week we take on St. Edward’s Oxford and Mumbai CC, both at home. O M R W Shrey Rawal 4 0 19 0 2nd XI at home v Radley College Draw Connor O’Flaherty 4 0 24 0 Harrow School 2nd XI 264-9 declared (45 overs) (Max James Nelson 7 1 28 3 Shirvell, The Head Master’s, 64, Oli Newall, Druries, 37, 387
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