So Who's Telling Porkies? - Issue Napier Returned & Services Association Club Magazine September 2021 - RSA Napier
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INapier Returned Services’ Association Incorporated 34 Vautier Street, PO Box 253, NAPIER. NZ Telephone 0-6-835 7629 email reception@rsanapier.co.nz Assistance for ALL Veterans. Veterans did you know that you could get the following assistance to help you in your daily life, and also a possible payment to help you enjoy your leisure times, and help you stay in your own home. Assistance with and at NO COST to you. Lawns and gardens Home modifications to assist entry and House cleaning exit (ramps) Gutters cleaned. Attendant care (short term basis only) Hearing loss Adaptive clothing and footwear Medical costs Personal alarms (in case of falls etc) Furniture modifications Assistance with applications for Windows and house washing funding of mobility scooters (external only) help may be available Travel allowances (certain conditions for internal windows. apply) The above is available to all who served prior to 1st April 1974 and includes all operational deployments and routine service deployments. CMT are also be considered for assistance. National Support Services Team For 24/7 confidential support and urgent assistance call 0800 NZDF4U (0800 693348) If you Need to Talk to someone, you can call or text the National Mental Health and Addiction Helpline on 1737 For further information or clarification Veteran’s you may contact your Veterans’ Affairs Case Manager directly on 0800 483 8372, or email veterans@nzdf.mil.nz. Alternatively, you may make an appointment through the Napier RSA Reception 34 Vautier Street, Napier or Telephone 0-6-835 7629 ext. 701, our local Support Advisors can discuss your circumstances and complete a “short needs assessment form.” Or contact Alan email: veteranservices@rsanapier.co.nz Support Advisors – Bob Jordan or Alan Lawton
Presidents Report I promise my nose won’t grow! The Taradale Tavern currently has a sale and purchase agreement that is actively in the Due Diligence process. This is a new agreement and negotiations did not begin until earlier in the month of August. As we said last month, we were not averse to discussing the possible/potential sale of the Tavern and at that stage it was not and has never been formally listed as being for sale albeit there has been strong interest from several potential buyers, all of which had contacted us independently. We have been approached and taken advantage of a very financially attractive proposal that will benefit the Napier RSA over many years to come and was the sole purpose of purchasing the venue in the first place. Discussing a sale, arranging a sale and a takeover date is not an instant process, there are months of licensing issues that have to be arranged and formalized before there is a physical change at the coal face which is not expected to be finalized until early December. COVID 19 – the DELTA Virus has and will continue to have a significant effect on our business, in fact it will change the whole dynamics of our day to day activity until we are down to at least level 1 or less. It is presumed level 2 will have some conditions attached such as further reduced numbers in the Club at any one time, masks may be mandatory upon access and egress and hand sanitizer will be easily accessible for the members to use and ensure their personal safety. The final layout of the Club for the members enjoyment will be determined by the new rules set down by the government – something we are still unsure of at the time of this production. However, you can be confident that there will be a change that may well disrupt your normal routine such as seating arrangements, seating numbers and access to all areas. Things are going to be difficult and while we can sympathize, we cannot move outside those restrictions, and we ask for your patience towards staff and your fellow members during these difficult times be top of mind. In closing I would like to take the opportunity to thank the Management Team for their hard work behind the scenes in making sure the Club was ready for the members to access the moment the levels allow it. John Purcell QSM JP Napier RSA President
After Raffles Weekend Bingo Raising funds for local Charities NEEDS YOU We need your support to keep the Tuesday Weekly Housie going. Come along and bring a friend, starts each week at 12.30pm! Please contact Bev Russell or Don Fraser: events@rsanapier.co.nz (06) 835 7629 extension 711
Happy Birthday to you…… Napier RSA Women’s Section celebrated their 77th Birthday in June with guest from Hastings and Taradale RSA Women Section. The Members and their guests thoroughly enjoyed the entertainment put on by the Tiffany Variety Dance Club. Tiffany's Variety Dance Club are a group of amazing talented entertainers that volunteer their time singing in rest homes etc. Most of this group are retirees. The Birthday Cake was cut by Lois Laurent, Life Member, assisted by Noela Thompson President of the Napier RSA Branch. Following the afternoon celebrations and entertainment, afternoon tea was served to an exhausted by very happy audience. Photo’s supplied by: Stephanie Chapman A Little bit funny A curious mom uses her new iPhone to text her daughter to ask a very important question. The text reads: What does IDK, ILY, TTYL mean? Before long, the daughter texts back, "I don't know. I love you. Talk to you later" to which the mom responds, " It's okay. Don't worry about it, I'll ask your brother. Love you, too." A Little bit funnier A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’ Adjuncts and Special Interest Groups
Want to know more, here is our contact list: Craft & Natter Punters Sharon Strong Robyn Hayes s.strong@xtra.co.nz robynhayes@hotmail.com Darts Rock n Roll Jenny Gray Harvey Bryan napierrsadarts@gmail.com rocknroll.napier@gmail.com Events Committee Simply Ballroom Don Fraser Bertie & Ansie events@rsanapier.co.nz anbir@xtra.co.nz Fundraising Trivia Tracy Gempton Snooker operationsmanager@rsanapier.co.nz Chris Valk wooden.shoescv@gmail.com Garden Club Maree Leatherby Travel mareecl.29@gmail.com Barbara Dowding bar.bri@slingshot.co.nz Housie Don Fraser events@rsanapier.co.nz Trivia Tracy Gempton Indoor Bowls operationsmanager@rsanapier.co.nz Bob Harrington bobharringtonnapier@gmail.com Veterans Support Alan Lawton Line Dancing: veteransupport@rsanapier.co.nz Sharon Strong s.strong@xtra.co.nz Wine Club Mahjong Tracy Gempton operationsmanager@rsanapier.co.nz Margaret Davies reception@rsanapier.co.nz Women’s Section Members Welfare Noela Thompson Bev Russell reception@rsanapier.co.nz reception@rsanapier.co.nz EOP Engrave O Print John Hughes – Phone 06 843 9343 13 Cranbury Crescent, Onekawa Napier 4110 Email: engraveoprint@xtra.co.nz wwwengraveoprint.co.nz RSA Garden Club Planting
Hi All, Finally.... Here are some shots from the RSA garden club planting day at Fish & Game in Napier. On a lovely Saturday morning 15 May 10 of our group visited Fish & Game in Burness Road. Nick gave a short PowerPoint presentation and coffee and then with our spades and gloves we got busy. We assisted with planting of flaxes and grasses near one of the lake edges. As they were quite tall plants you could immediately see the difference our efforts had made! When we finished we sat on the deck and ate our picnics. It was such a rewarding task to have assisted with. Nick said he’d have us back again to help! Maree Leatherby
Napier RSA Sports Council Meeting August 2021 Welcome The chairman welcomed everyone to the meeting held on Saturday 14 August 2021 at 10am. Present K Lynch (Chair) Punters, Darts V Shearsby, Natter & Craft, Women’s Section, Rock N Roll, Cue Sports, Gardening, Line Dancing, Darts, B Strong (Vice President) Apologies T Gempton, Travel Club, Mah Jong, Indoor Bowls Previous minutes Were circulated and taken as read Matter Arising Nil Finance Balance $852. No accounts to pay Accounts Payable Correspondence Nil ADJUNCT REPORTS Cue Sports Everything is fine. Tournament tomorrow handicap singles Women’s Section August meeting speaker from Spark to explain changing to fiber. The majority of our members have land lines and have questions that need to be answered. Our July housie afternoon went really well and was lots of fun. Travel Club Trip to Eskdale Irong and lunch at the Puketapu Hotel 20th August. Hamilton trip Labour weekend, plans well in hand list is filling up quickly. Looking forward to visits to Tea Plantation, river cruise and zoo gardens. Indoor Bowls There was no report Punters Everything is going well Rock n Roll All good, Friday 3rd have entertainment. Did a demo at Westshore Primary school which was a success, now teaching the students the basics and they love it. Darts Nationals, 3 women qualified for plates. North Island champs are Labour weekend in Porirua. The meeting wished them the best of luck. Line Dancing The classes are still holding good numbers with the morning class still have a lot of inquiries. We helped one of our line dancers celebrate her 90th birthday with a luncheon in the restaurant, 40 were able to attend, and it was a great day. There is a Sunday social coming up at the end of this month and we are expecting some line dancers from other areas to arrive. Garden Club No report Natter & Craft This group is still enjoying their weekly get togethers with new faces turning up regularly. Unfortunately we had to cancel the card making classes that were due to be held last week, we may a Christmas class later in the year. Wine Club Vavasour wines were tasted, they were all whites and it was a good evening. Mah Jong No report Weekend Bingo Last month $910 for women’s refuge. This month Belly Full which helps young mothers. Sunday is the better day and to date has no impact on Tuesday housie. GENERAL BUSINESS Brian Strong explained about the gaming machines in the Taradale Tavern, and what the money was earmarked for. If the Tavern is sold, the gaming machines will still belong to the RSA. Restaurant: Kay is in hospital, the meeting wished her a speedy recovery. She has served the adjuncts well, and please send thanks to her from you adjunct. New people have leased the restaurant and will be taking over soon. Ashley and Rebecca Jones have vast experience in the restaurant business, please let yourselves be known to them. Raffle rosters. Rock N Roll want 3rd September and will look at swapping with indoor bowls. Cue sports have Labour weekend. If anyone wants January please let the sports council know. There being no further business the meeting closed at 10.45. Next meeting 11 September.
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…" Three women were trapped on an island. They needed to get across the water to the mainland. They came across a genie who said, "I will grant you ladies three wishes." The first woman said, "Turn me into a fish" and she swam across the water to the other island. The second woman said, "Give me a boat" and she rowed to the other side. The third woman said, "Turn me into a man" and she walked across the bridge. Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into." Now wipe that smile off your face. A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat." Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who should go to hell, but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. "How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter. "These are Carol's." Thank you Kay
It was always going to be a challenge following Bev Russell’s energy and reputation, so it was with both trepidation and excitement that Kay stepped into Bev’s shoes in 2017, almost five years ago. It has certainly not been an easy ride, especially over the last 2 years with the COVID 19 virus putting restrictions on the business, making it almost doubly difficult to manage. Exacerbating those difficulties has been an extreme shortage of skilled staff which has reduced the restaurant hours to 4 ½ days per week. “However, lets not dilute the wine with too many tears, it has also been a fantastic opportunity and one that has given me a lifetime of great memories”, said Kay Due to our most recent lockdown with the Delta Virus and a short stint in Hospital, Kay has not been able to return to work prior to serving out her notice so I am sure I echo everyone’s thoughts on behalf of the Executive Committee, Management Team and the Membership in wishing Kay all the best in her retirement years and an enormous ‘Thank You’ for her loyalty, extremely hard work and passion for an industry which is also lifetime commitment. Editor COVID - DELTA Delays Take Over Unfortunately, with an almost immediate lockdown due to the Delta Virus the Restaurant has remained closed and has delayed the planned takeover of the Lease by Ashley Jones, potentially until the 1st October. A soon as we return to Level 2 the RSA main lounge bar will be open for Bar Snacks etc and Level 1 will see the Restaurant resume full service and hopefully as soon as they get back to a full strength of Staff resume operating 7 days and nights per week. Ashley will spend the remainder of September bringing himself and the rest of the Restaurant team up to speed with what ever changes he wants as well as familiarize himself with the intricate workings in the Kitchen At the risk of sounding a bit like the Pantene Advertisement “It won’t happen overnight, but it will happen” will be the driving force behind our desire to return to normal operations. We are confident with Ashley’s experience and youthful energy we will see some significant changes to the style of menu over the ensuing months with a strong focus on quantity and quality. I know members are very excited about the future success of the Restaurant and on behalf of the Management Team and the RSA Executive Committee we wish him and his team all the best Editor
Its Back when we resume full Club services Its bigger than BEN HUR Its more laughs than the 3 Stooges at the RACES ITS……… Napier RSA Crack the Safe WIN CASH All Safe/Jackpot payouts prior Thursday 24th September 2021 will be deducted from the $5000.00 pool and the safe will reset at $500.00 each time it has been struck. The final night prize will be the total amount of the un-struck prize pool of up to $5000. THURSDAY NIGHTS $2.00 per ticket (no limit on number of tickets a member can purchase in sequence) Tickets on Sale on day of draw only from 4.00pm Must be a financial member of the Napier RSA and be here between 6.30pm to 7.00pm each Thursday with your tickets for a chance to WIN by at cracking the safe 1 extra chance to crack the safe for every 100 tickets sold. The Safe will be begin with $500.00 and if unstruck will Jackpot each week to a maximum of $5000 on the final night. Each week after the Jackpot is loaded into the safe, surplus funds will be shared into 2 CASH BONUS DRAWS The more tickets sold the higher the PRIZE POOLS Proof of Membership will be required to claim all prizes.
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