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                                       ● Meet the WOiW Team
                                        ● Wing Library’s history
                                         ● The new pavilion
                                          ● Wing wood
                                           ● Taekwondo
                                            ● Puzzles

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                       Quality Heating & Plumbing:
                                Fully gas safe registered engineer
                                Over 30 years experience
                                Health & Safety CSCS certified
                                Public Liability insurance
                                Full heating design, including room by room heat loss calculations
                                New build houses & re-furbishment projects
                                G3 qualified unvented hot water specialist (RM,TribuneMegaflow)
                                Gas boiler servicing
                                Gas boiler replacement (Up to 10-year guarantee)
                                Nest & Hive Heating smart thermostat installation
                                Full heating installation service
                                Uponor under floor heating wet system
                                Power flushing
                                General servicing & problem solving
                                Gas safety inspections
                                Landlord Certificates
                                Shower & bathroom installations

                       Electrical:
                                Electrical work including:
                                      CCTV cameras
                                      Electrical safety certification
                                      Video doorbells
                                      Texecom intruder alarms
                                      Car chargers

                       Window blinds & shutters ~ By Adrian

                       CONTACT ROB:
                                07484 806576
                                rob@wingheatingandplumbing.co.uk                             626479
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                                                                                                                 appy New Year to all our readers, advertisers and contributors.

                                                                                                         H       Your WOIW team (see photos of some on Page 7) of enthusiastic
                                                                                                                 volunteers thanks you for your support and encouragement over
                                                                                                         the past 12 months.
                                                                                                         We have really appreciated the faith that additional advertisers have
                                                                                                         placed in us during the year; we ask readers to mention What’s On when
                                                                                                         contacting any of the businesses listed herein. Every little helps!

                                                                                                         If you run a group, club or society in Wing, do send us your news
                                                                                                         (editorial@whatsoninwing.info). What’s On is for everyone in the village,
                                                                                                         whether as readers, advertisers or contributors. We look forward to hearing
                                                                                                         from you.

                                                                                                         Best wishes to everyone from all members of the What’s On team.

                                          _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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                                                                                                           8 Small crustacean (6)                                 p 24
                                                                                                           9 Garden hedge plant (6)            Down
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                                                                                                                                               1 Impetuous (4)
                                                                                                           12 Heavenly spirits (6)
                                                                                                                                               2 Short fast race (6)
                                                                                                           13 Dolt (3)
                                                                                                                                               3 Non-commissioned officer
                                                                                                           14 Motor fuel (6)                   (8)
                                                                                                           16 More courageous (6)              4 Let fall (4)
                                                                                                           18 Patron saint of Scotland         5 Manufacturing (6)
                                                                                                           (6)
                                                                                                                                               6 Wake-up signal (8)
                                                                                                           20 Frightened (6)
                                                                                                                                               11 Eastern (8)
                                                                                                           22 Star-gazers (11)
                                                                                                                                               12 Fire-resistant mineral (8)
                                                                                                                                               15 Layers (6)
                                                                                                                                               17 Astounded (6)
                                                                                                                                               19 Timber (4)
                                                                                                                                               21 Gaelic (4)
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                                                                                                                  January Services
                                                                                                                        Eucharist at Stewkley
                                                                                               1       1000      (No other services are being held in the
                                                                                                                                Benefice)
                                                                                               8       1100                Holy Communion
                                                                                                       0830                      BCP
                                                                                              15
                                                                                                       1100                  People’s Praise
                                                                                              22       1100                Holy Communion

Solutions or Resolutions?                                                                     29       1000
                                                                                                                     Benefice service at Wingrave
                                                                                                                        (No service in Wing)

First of all, Happy New Year to everyone. As this has to be written           of why they are important. Many of these and other ideas are aimed at
before Christmas, it is an open question whether things will go as            reducing negativity and its after effects, but one suggestion that really
people might have hoped or planned during this time, but nonetheless          stuck out unexpectedly to me was to travel somewhere without a map
all good wishes to everyone moving forward.                                   (specifically without Google maps or GPS). The reason given is simply
 Newness in general has been occurring ‘in pockets’ all over the place        the spirit of adventure – the ‘you never know where it might take you’
over recent years and to the point that it is very difficult to say what      approach. People will presumably differ in whether they see that as
changes are enduring and which are merely sporadic and circumstantial.        positive and fun or negative and potentially asking for problems, but real
New Year is often associated with the concept of making a resolution, and     life of course does involve at least not having a complete map, figuratively
the idea of resolution is importantly different from that of finding a        speaking. First, we need to discern the broader boundaries and more
particular solution. A solution is problem-specific and generally keeps the   obvious contours, before filling in more detail between them.
same form over time; a resolution is a developing, evolving form of             Seeing ‘through the eyes of faith’ is a phrase that, among other things,
commitment requiring adjustment and nuance in the face of changing            suggests a resolution to trust that those boundaries and contours are there
circumstances, and normally aimed towards a particular future goal.           for important reasons, and to use them to help guide and concentrate our
 On googling the top suggestions for 2023 resolutions, one can find such      attention in ways that will make the nature and direction of the journey for
proposals as reducing waste, clearing clutter, volunteering for something,    which we are truly best suited always at least just clear enough that we
giving at least one compliment a day, writing down something to be            can continue to move forward, and that, I think, is the spirit in which I
grateful for each day, turning mobiles off for an evening each week and       want in particular to say best wishes for 2023.
reducing multi-tasking. All these are accompanied by a brief explanation      Andrew Krauss

                    For enquiries regarding weddings, baptisms or funerals, please contact: Team Rector Howard Robson (01296) 688593.

                                             Wing Village Poppy Appeal
                                                        2022

   We would like to thank the wonderful band of volunteers who enthusias�cally carried out the door-to-door Poppy
    collec�ons this year, and to the schools and businesses throughout Wing who kindly offered to host sta�c boxes
     and sell poppies. Wing have once again been overwhelming generous in suppor�ng this extremely worthwhile
     cause. The money collected goes to providing help and support to serving and ex-Service men and women and
                                                   their dependants.

      Thank you to each and every one of you who donated in another challenging year. We would also like to once
         again thank Maggie Ryan and her team for organising the wonderful poppy display around the village.

                                                         Together we raised £4,053.59!

                                                  Remembrance Sunday
    We would like to thank Rev. Pam Reeves and the churchwardens of All Saints for their con�nued support; to the
   bell ringers for sounding out the bells on the day; to Jim Neenan for his technical support, to Avelia Moisey Hill for
                            playing the Last Post so brilliantly, and to the readers on the day.

                                                                     Thank you!

                                                          Berni Blunden & Sarah Headington
                                                         Wing Poppy Appeal Organisers
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                     MEET THE                                                                        TEAM
WE thought it might help to put faces to the
names behind What’s On in Wing, and to
introduce team members you might not know
about. So here’s a rogues’s gallery of some of
the people who help to make this magazine
happen every month. Now that you can
recognise us, perhaps you might even give us
news and information (or even a kind word of
appreciation) if you spot us out and about.        Gill Allmark   Roger Carey        Brian Clarke       Nick Dyke               Carol Haines           Steve Jones
                                                     (Writer)      (Helper)         (Photographer)       (Writer)            (Bundling,TeamDriver) (Bundling,TeamDriver)

Not shown is Sue Corcoran our sports
reporter, or any of the 30 plus volunteers who
hand-deliver What’s On to all premises in
Wing every month, come rain or shine, to all
of whom we are immensely grateful.

   WE’RE STILL LOOKING FOR                        Carmen James     Gill Jeffries     Lance Redler     Jonathan Strotton         Jacqui Wakefield
            HELP!                                  (Accounts)     (Distribution)       (Editor)      (Bundling,TeamDriver)        (Advertising)

We’d love to have an extra pair of hands on                                                                                                            All photos by
the team - we’re keen to have someone to                                                                                                               Brian Clarke
help with layout work. You don’t need to be a
creative wizard. We’ll show you the ropes. All
you need is a good laptop or a PC. We’ll
provide the software, and give you lots of
support. It’s a work-from-home-role,
absolutely no pay, just the warm glow that
comes from loads of thanks and admiration.                                                                             The What’s On newsroom in
                                                                                                                       the old days. No women, just
                                                                                                                       lots of sleeveless V-necks.

                                                                                      IN THE LAND OF THE KENSPECKLE BARD

                                                                                            Should ye depart in clement weather
                                                                                            To find the land of loch and heather,
                                                                                        Choose well your words, and don't ye blether -
                                                                                             You'll need your rumble-gumption.
                                                                                             Tread carefully, don't try to flether
                                                                                               Or make a wrang assumption.
  Residents have been coming together to set up local networks                              The canny Scots are gleg and crouse;
  known as Street Associations. These are supported by                                     They've written odes for lark and mouse
  Buckinghamshire Council through access to resources and                                    (And the whigmaleeries of a louse)
  information which help protect and unite residents.                                         And they don't mince their words.
                                                                                             So don't go greeting for the grouse
  Members of Street Associations are relied on to look out for their                             Or they'll give ye the bird.
  neighbours who may face isolation and loneliness, financial
  insecurity, increased health issues and being scammed by rogue                                Instead be canty, don't be blate;
  traders. They receive information packs and enough letters to                               Stand your grun and seal your fate;
  give to their neighbours.                                                                       Use auld-faran', and advocate
                                                                                                A wee strunt for their thrapple.
  Street Associations have brought neighbours together through                               They'll gree at once, without debate -
  social activities which strengthen communities. If you’re                                      It's as tempting as Eve's apple.
  interested in becoming a point of contact on your street, we’ll
  send you information packs and enough invitation letters to give                       Though Scott would have ye dress in plaid
  your neighbours.                                                                       And Burns' gash words might drive ye mad,
                                                                                             There's still a good time to be had
  Join the growing network of over 400 Street Association                                        And that's the vera truth:
  members by contacting the Community Engagement team:                                      The Gaelic spirit will make ye glad
                                                                                                And also cure your drouth.
            Email: communities@buckinghamshire.gov.uk
                     Telephone: 01296 395000                                                         © Sally January 2023
  Or alternatively use the QR code below to access our website:
                                                                               GLOSSARY: Auld-faran': cunning. Blate: sheepish. Blether: idle talk.
                                                                                      Canty: cheerful, merry. Crouse: courageous. Drouth: thirst.
                                                                                Flether: to decoy by fair words. Gash: wise. Gleg: sharp and ready.
                                                                             Gree: to agree. Greeting: weeping. Grun: ground. Kenspeckle: well-known.
                                                                                Rumble-gumption: common sense. Strunt: liquor. Thrapple: throat.
                                                                                     Vera: very. Whigmaleeries: whims, fancies. Wrang: wrong.
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Health
                       &
                                                                          Natasha is a Wing resident,
                                                                            personal trainer, fitness
                                                                        instructor and nutrition coach.

    Wellbeing
                                                                        trainersandbananas@outlook.com

                                              By Natasha
                                              Richmond

                                                                                  If you have the heating on, try to make sure that the tops of the radiators
                                                                                 aren’t covered (which is hard at the moment as we all need to get washing
                                                                                 dry in the house somehow).
                                                                                   Have plenty of warm drinks, but not too much caffeine. So after you’ve
                                                                                 had your tea and coffee quota for the day, try hot water with lemon, herbal
Happy New Year to you all! I hope you all had a lovely Christmas and             tea bags, cuppa soups or warm squash.
New Year and that you managed to spend some quality time with                                                          Eat warm food. This one may sound
family and friends. So a brand new year begins again, but with some                                                  obvious, but soup is going to make
people having to choose between heating and eating, and the majority                                                 you feel warmer than a sandwich, for
of people looking to see where we can cut our daily costs, how can we                                                example. Make a big batch of soup for
best look after ourselves without breaking the bank? Here are some                                                   the week, or buy some tins from the
top tips for staying warm and well this January.                                                                     supermarket. You can get tinned soup
 Keep moving! Try to move about more. Walk on the spot while you’re                                                  from around 40p per tin.
watching telly, get the hoover out, get cooking in the kitchen, or spring                                           If you want to avoid putting the
clean a room from top to bottom. Your increased heart rate from physical                                           heating on at all in the daytime and
activity will make you feel warmer.                                                                                you’re still cold, log on to the
  Wear lots of layers, plus socks and slippers (or two pairs of socks!). And     Buckinghamshire Council (buckinghamshirecouncil.gov.uk) and Central
if you’re still cold, my best advice is to put your dressing gown on (or         Bedfordshire Council (centralbedfordshire.gov.uk) web pages and search
someone else’s if you don’t have one!) over your clothes. Maybe not at           for ‘welcoming spaces’ and ‘warm spaces’. Many libraries, leisure centres
work though!                                                                     and community venues are opening their doors for free so that people
                                                                                 have somewhere warm to go.
 Snuggle under a blanket. Keep some around the house so that you always
have something to wrap around you if you’re cold, particularly if you’re          Stay warm and well and see you in the February issue.
sitting down for a bit.                                                          Best wishes,
 Stick a hot water bottle in your waistband or tied round your chest with a
scarf! Or one of those pads you heat up in the microwave.                        Natasha Richmond
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                                        PET DOG               The aim is to achieve a well balanced pet, that
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                                       TRAINING               company of, and is a pleasure to walk on a loose
                                                              lead and sociable with both humans and other
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                                                                      SCENT DETECTION TRAINING
                                                              Scent detection is a great way to work and bond
                                                              with dogs of all ages and breeds. Together you
                                                              will learn how to ignite your dogs seeking system,
                                                              every breed has this ability as they would use this
                                                              to forage for food. This activity can be a fabulous
                                                              activity for older, retired dogs as well as younger
                                                              dogs, as it is not as physically demanding but is
                                                              mentally stimulating.

                                                                      THE PET GUNDOG TRAINING
                                                              The APGI classes offered are structured and set in
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                                                              • Dog psychology - the way that it learns and
                                                              what motivates it.
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                                                                       Country
                                                                       from Canada
                                                                                   Notes
                                                                                    by Iain Malin

                                                                              lovely yellow throats. Eventually I found a flock of about 70 in dull
As I write this, I see that the temperatures in the UK are in                 windy conditions.
minus figures and Wing has seen some snow. Here this
                                                                                Meanwhile the white-tailed deer are still in the garden and wander
morning it is -40C what we call mild, but we have had snow
                                                                              the roads, as much of a hazard as the snow and ice. They really
cover for six to eight weeks now with another small covering
                                                                              are quite tame and will approach to within 10 metres.
overnight.
                                                                                I will finish by wishing everybody a Happy New Year and look
  Temperatures are going to drop again to between -200C to -350C in
                                                                              forward to sharing some of the wildlife found in my corner of
four or five days. We have been under the influence of a Chinook
                                                                              Canada in the coming year.
arch for several days, which raises the temperature remarkably.
  As it’s normally so cold there is little wildlife to be seen, but what is
here has adapted and is special and robust. Black capped
chickadees and house finches visit the bird feeders throughout the
day, along with hoards of unwanted house sparrows. Introduced by
early settlers, they have become an invasive species and a huge
problem along with starlings.
  Whereas house sparrows in Wing - and indeed the whole of the
UK - have declined markedly, here they are breeding out of control
and having a drastic effect on the native birds by taking over nest
sites.
  Downey woodpeckers and northern flickers also come to the bird
feeders daily. They are just two of the many species of woodpecker
found here.
  Having recently been down with the ‘flu, I was bed and
housebound for two weeks. Consequently I was suffering from
cabin fever and desperate to get out, so I decided a drive out was
needed. I live in Mountain View County, which is self explanatory.
About 30 miles east is Kneehill County. How it was named I have
no idea, however also on the sign it says Canadian Badlands. This
also is somewhat self explanatory.
  Here the scenery changes dramatically in a short distance to a                         Libby’s Christmas Tree
largely treeless vista of rolling prairie land. There are a few cattle
stations, but primarily it is grain land where the wind constantly                          Recycling Service
blows, especially at this time of year, clearing the fields of snow
onto the roads. The only trees surround homesteads to act as                              Do you have disposal plans for your tree when the
windbreaks. I find it a very bleak environment, but it still holds some                                    festivities are over?
special birds. One such is the grey partridge, once common on                           Look no further, Libby and Jack can collect your old tree
Ascott Farms and neighbouring farms, but there are now only a few                                           for a good cause.
left even though the gamekeepers try to protect them. In Canada
they have been introduced and tend to thrive. Frequently, coveys in
the teens and low 20s are encountered along the gravel roads.
                                                                                         Collections will take place starting from
  One particular bird which had eluded me for some time is called                                  Saturday 7th January 2023
the shorelark. In the UK it occurs each winter in small numbers,
mainly on the east coast, with Norfolk being favoured each winter.
In Canada on the prairie lands it is resident and in winter forms                                             £5 per tree
large flocks, just like skylarks in the fields around Wing. It is called
the horned lark here, primarily because in summer the males sport                        Book your collection now, we will then
black horn-shaped feathers on top of their heads. They also have
                                                                                            allocate you a collection date

                                                                                         Email: libbys.tree.recycling@gmail.com
                                                                                                           Text: 07840276267
                                                                                                  Or find me on Facebook via the wing village page

                                                                                   This year I’ve decided all proceeds will go towards my brother's fundraising for his World
                                                                                  Challenge trip to Malawi next summer. Jack (15), is a Cottesloe student and active member
                                                                                      of 1st Wing Scouts & the Wing community. Jack has played a huge part in the tree
                                                                                    collection service in previous years with our fundraising & supporting of other charities.
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                      Wing Village Supermarket
                            & Post Office
                                                                  We sell everything (well, almost) with a friendly service.
                                                                  Fresh bread, rolls, hot pies and cakes baked in-store every
                                                                  day. We also have a wide variety of fruit and veg and a large
                                                                  selection of beers, wines and spirits.

                                                                         KEEP AN EYE ON OUR SPECIAL
                                                                                  OFFERS!
                                                                  Your Post Office offers a good range of services, including
                                                                  car tax, bill payments and banking. And, the Post Office has
                                                                  recently been upgraded to a Euro Office - meaning you can
                                                                  buy Euros there and then, on the spot, without having to
                                                                  order in advance.

                        The National Lottery is another
                        service we provide, as well as
                        PayStation for your top ups, gas and
                        electricity keys.
                                                                               OPENING HOURS
                        We also offer newspaper delivery.                    Shop: 7 AM TO 7 PM.
                        Ask for more details in-store, or call
                        for information: 01296 688239                  Post Office please ask at the counter

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                    LON

                             Wing Wood                                                                Spinney. There were concerns,
In a surprise move, Bucks
Council and Forestry England                                                                          also, about communications
have announced a proposal to                                                                          between Buckinghamshire
create a 51 hectare (126 acre)                                                                        Council and affected parties,
woodland, stretching from                                                                             which seem to have been less
Long Spinney to the edges of                                                                          than perfect (the communications,
Liscombe Park. The plan was                                                                           not the affected parties).
revealed at two well-attended                                                                           It will be many years before any
public consultation sessions                                                                          commercial benefits can be
on 22 November, only a week                                                                           realised from the project, and
before the three-week                                                                                 Forestry England is hoping to
consultation period ended.                                                                            start planting before this winter is
  Buckinghamshire Council                                                                             over, followed by further planting
intends to lease some of its                                                                          next winter.
former agricultural land to                                                                             The Buckinghamshire Council
Forestry England, for commercial                                                                      team explained that the decision-
timber production. The move will                                                                      making process, including the
help the Council towards                                                                              choice of location for the project,
achieving green targets, and will                                                                     has taken 18 months of
create a new amenity for the                                                                          painstaking research and analysis
community.                                                                                            to determine the best possible
  The Council has approved the                                                                        site. Careful and detailed that
project, which now simply needs                                                                       research may have been, it
agreement of the terms of the                                                                         appeared to have missed the
lease, and ministerial consent to                                                                     existence of an agreed route for a
proceed. Against that                                                                                 Wing bypass. If built, the bypass
background, and given that some                                                                       would cut a giant swathe through
actual work had already started                                                                       the site and, many believe, could
on site, doubts were expressed                                                                        render the woodland unviable.
about how meaningful the                                                                                The Bucks Council team and the
consultation process might                                                                            Forestry England counterparts did
actually be.                                                                                          indeed seem a bit taken by
  Parish reactions to the                                                                             surprise when residents showed
somewhat sudden proposals                                                                             them maps of the proposed road
were generally positive. Concerns                                                                     route.
about the loss of agricultural                                                                          The Consultation ran from
productivity were offset against the benefits   footpaths and bridle paths, and it's hoped   November 8th to November 29th, but you
of new woodland on holdings predominantly       there will be a direct connection to Long    can find more information at https://
in equestrian use. The wood will include                                                     crowd.in/tCvIT0
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Gardener’s
                                      By Valerie Fielder,

Diary                                 Wing Gardening Club

Happy New Year!

The garden doesn’t recognise a new year as such (it just runs on its
regular cycle) but January, when most plants are dormant, is a good
time to take stock and plan for the year ahead. I often ask myself
‘What grew well last year? Shall we try it again or do something new?’.
The long evenings give good opportunities to study catalogues and
magazines, and the nurseries are less busy if you want a conversation
with the growers. If you have a vegetable plot, you may have already
sourced some manure and started to prepare the ground for spring. I’ve
planted some garlic this year and near the end of January will sow the
first broad beans in pots.

 Then there’s that list of jobs. Firstly, the plants that need winter pruning,
apples, pears, roses, honeysuckle, currants, and the flowering shrubs that I
didn’t get round to when I should have. Once the grapevine in the
greenhouse has been pruned, I can sweep out the leaves and clean the
staging. When we have a warm, sunny day I’ll wash the glass. There may
be a trellis or pergola that needs repair, and the rain may have found a
hole in the shed roof which will need a patch. Then I can sort out the
stack of pots, canes, and baskets that I stowed hurriedly in the autumn.          The end of the month is the time to take a day off and visit a winter
                                                                                 garden, my favourite is Anglesey Abbey near Cambridge, full of scented
  We drain our water butts in winter to stop them freezing and cracking,         shrubs and foliage cleverly grouped to cheer a winter’s day.
and now is a good time to wash them out and install new ones if needed.
You can’t have too many water butts, and I urge you to get one if you
haven’t already done so.

 Our garden is mostly trees and shrubs with a few perennials such as
sedums, hellebores, and iris, and I prefer to leave most of the old
vegetation until the spring, to give birds and small mammals some
shelter, so I won’t be doing a lot of tidying in what passes for beds in our
garden. We live on the edge of the village next to pasture, so we see
plenty of wildlife, which has its disadvantages: the muntjac will eat
almost anything, and the badgers cause a lot of damage digging and will
destroy an entire crop of sweetcorn in one night. But there are
recompenses. The sight of a nest of grass snakes as you uncover the
compost heap, the pheasant and partridge that come for the sunflower
seeds and the wrens who shelter in the shed are just a few.

 Getting back to the plants, by the end of the month the first aconites and
snowdrops will appear, as they start earlier than they used to, and the
witch hazel will be uncurling its delicate scented fronds. Daffodils sprout
earlier too, so take care that you don’t tread on them by mistake!

   Wing Gardening Club meets on the second Tuesday of the month in Wing Village Hall. For further information e-mail winggardeningclub@hotmail.co.uk
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                                                Registered Charity number 1151925

                           Happy New year to all our customers
                            We reopen on Tuesday 3rd January

                              Welcome All
                  This wonderful local resource is

                                      FREE
          Not just books - your library card
            gives you access to a wealth of
           FREE online resources - including
               magazines and newspapers
          ___________________________
              Fines Amnesty January & February
                                                                            Remember the other services
              If you or your children have fines already on                   we offer in the library:
                your library cards, these will be waived;                      photocopying, printing,
               and no fine applied to items returned late                      laminating, shredding,
                                                                               small change collection

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WHAT’S ON at
WING HALL
      REGULAR ACTIVITIES

MONDAY              Rainbows & Brownies      Small Hall     1730-1830       Carolyn Saunders                           01296 688508
All except 1st in
month               Badminton Club           Large Hall     1900-2300       Gary Stevens                               07787 957623
1st in month        Bingo                    Large Hall     1930 start      Malcolm Rickard                            01296 688428
TUESDAY             Dance Class (adults)     Large Hall     1000-1300       Adrian Marsh                               07906 988880
3rd in month        Pop-In (Age Concern)     Small Hall     1330-1600       Sheila Woolhead                            01296 688337
Term time only      Street Dance             Large Hall     1530-1830       Kiri Fitzgerald                            07988 161043
 nd
2 in month          Gardening Club           Small Hall     1930-2130       winggardeningclub@hotmail.co.uk
                    Badminton Club           Large Hall     1900-2300       Gary Stevens                               07787 957623
Last in month       Parish Council Meeting   Small Hall     2000-2200       wingparishclerk@gmail.com
                    Library                                 1400-1630
WEDNESDAY Zumba                              Large Hall     0930-1030       Gabriel                                    07459 488547
 st
1 in month          Art Appreciation         Small Hall     1400-1600        Bobbie Ward                              01296 681982
                                                                             Sue Nightingale                          01296 682999
Fortnightly         Lunch Club (over 60s)    Small Hall     1200-1400
                                                                             Richard Webb                             01296 681516
                     Spanish Lessons                                         Rebecca Salter
Term time only                               Library        1545-1630                                                 07967 357227
                    (18 mths - 11 yrs)                                      rebecca.salter@kidslingo.co.uk
                     Dance Class (adults)    Large Hall     1830-2200        Adrian Marsh                              07906 988880
                    Library                                 1000-1230
THURSDAY            Tots Bop                 Large Hall     0930-1200       Rachel Kenning                             01525 237474
Term time only      Lacemaking               Small Hall     0930-1130       Bobbie Long                                01296 624179
 rd
3 each month        Wing WI                  Small Hall     1900-2200       Val Fielder                                01296 688044
                    Yoga                     Large Hall     1930-2030       Kim O’Hanlon                               07770 450788
FRIDAY              Tea Dance/Supper*        Large Hall     1830-2215       Adrian Marsh                               07906 988880
Not every Friday Table Tennis**              Large Hall     1900-2230       Bernie Raffe. leightonbuzzardttc@gmail.com 07957 215657
2nd each month      Line Dancing             Large Hall     1400-1700       Adrian Marsh                               07906 988880
                    Library                                 1400-1630
SATURDAY            Library                                 1000-1230

SUNDAY              Wing Singers             Large Hall     1645-1915       Hazel Price. wingsingers@yahoo.co.uk
Term time only

Any day             Snooker Club                                            David Turner                               01296 682870

 *Monthly. Contact Adrian
 Marsh for details.                                                                The
 ** Contact Bernie Raffe for
 details.                                                                                                            www.winghall.org

 CONTACTS                                                                                                            Wing Village Hall
 Regular bookings
 Sheila Lambert: 01296 682795                                                                                  WING HALL TRUST
 sjlambert49@gmail.com                                                                        71 Leighton Road, Wing, Leighton Buzzard,
                                                                                                                        Beds LU7 0NN
 One-off bookings (parties, weddings etc)
 Stephen Payne: 07555 722315                   Hall rental rates appear in a separate                               Registered with the
 stephenpayne3@hotmail.co.uk                            notice in this issue.                            Charity Commission No 212601
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                                      YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE
                                                     POP IN
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                                                      WING SMALL HALL
                                                         1.45 – 3.45
                                                   Come for tea, coffee, cake,
                                         a chat and a few games
                                       TO FIND OUT MORE CALL
                                         01296 688044 or
                                         01296 720946
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                                      borrow. It is foldable, easily manageable and fits
                                      easily in a car boot. Call 01296 681982.
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Slow Cooked Breast of Lamb in Rum and Spices                                Blend all ingredients apart from the lamb until smooth.
                                                                            Place lamb breast in a shallow dish (unrolled) and make several slashes
Ingredients:                                                                on each side with a sharp knife.
                                                                            Pour marinade over and turn to coat, cover and refrigerate overnight or
Approx 1kg boneless lamb breast                                             for a few hours.
2 small onions                                                              Cook slowly for 3-4 hours at 1400C.
4 garlic cloves
2 tbsp sweet chilli sauce                                                   Transfer to a roasting rack in a roasting tin and crisp up for 15 minutes
2 tsp ground allspice                                                       in a hot oven, or the BBQ.
20g fresh thyme                                                             Bubble the sauce in a pan to reduce and serve with the lamb.
100ml dark soy sauce
50ml dark rum
1 tsp salt                                                                  Recipe by Caroline Morris
3 tbsp brown sugar                                                          (Morris of Hoggeston, at Wing’s Thursday Market)

                                                                                Seasonal
                                                                                Recipes
                                                                                This is the time of year when we need - and
                                                                                deserve - warming comfort food, so here are
                                                                                a couple of recipes you’re sure to enjoy…

Curried Butternut Squash Soup
(serves 4)

Ingredients:                                                                Heat the oil in a non-stick pan.
1 tbsp olive oil                                                            Add the onion and garlic and fry for 2-3 minutes until softened.
1 onion, chopped                                                            Add the squash and curry powder and fry for 5 minutes. Pour the stock
1 clove of garlic, crushed                                                  over it and bring to the boil.
1 butternut squash, peeled, de-seeded and diced
300ml vegetable (or chicken) stock                                          Cover and simmer for 15-20 minutes, until the squash is tender.
½ tsp curry powder                                                          Blend in a food processor until smooth.
Salt and pepper to taste                                                    Add salt and pepper to taste.
4 tbsp plain fromage frais                                                  Serve the hot soup in bowls, each topped with 1 tbsp of fromage frais and
                                                                            a garnish of your choice.
If you have spare vegetables in your fridge, you could always add some of
these and reduce the quantity of butternut squash.
                                                                            Recipe by Margaret Redler
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               The
   Wing Singers
Wow! Thank you to our loyal supporters that attended
our Christmas Concerts, you made fantastic audiences!
Also, thank you to our wonderful volunteers who
helped set up, served refreshments, helped tidy up ….
the list goes on, and you all know who you are! It’s
safe to say that without you, and your support, the
concerts wouldn’t be able to go ahead as they do!

As the year came to an end it was good to reflect on the
journey of The Wing Singers, which was formed some
seven years ago. Suddenly, we realised that we are no
longer a fledgling choir, we are instead a well-
established choir! Our numbers have grown from a
                                                                                                                            An earlier carol concert by the choir
handful of Wing residents to considerably more, with members coming from many towns and villages in Beds, Bucks
and Cambs!

Last year we welcomed some new members, two of whom were the young girls who sang solos during the concerts. It’s good to see them joining in
and playing active parts in the choir community. We look forward to seeing them flourish under the direction of Jill Neenan, our MD.

Despite the recognition of the choir being ‘well-established’, we will always welcome anyone who would like to join us, or even just try us out for an
evening. We accept anyone of any ability or age. You don’t even need to be able to read music!

We wish you all a prosperous new year and, not only look forward to welcoming you to our forthcoming performances throughout 2023 but also to a
special concert being held by the Dung Beetles at 7pm at the Wing Village Hall on Saturday 28th January, who want to help raise funds for us! We
gratefully accept the support of this fantastic band. Please come and join us, it’s going to be a fantastic evening! Tickets are available at £12.50 for
over 16s only.

If you would like more information on the choir please see our website http://www.thewingsingers.org.uk/ or email Liz at wingsingers@yahoo.co.uk
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In the mid-1930s, Wing Hall Committee offered
       Focus on Locals                               the use of a library room to be a County Library
                                                     Centre. A bookcase was provided to house an
  getting to know some of the people and
        personalities of our parish                  initial stock of 200 books and, on the first
                                                     evening, 56 books were issued. In the first 6
             by Gill Allmark & Nick Dyke             months of operation 807 books were issued.
                                                       In the mid-1950s Wing Library could be found
                                                     in the Small Hall; it was run on a voluntary basis
                                                     by a Mrs. Brand, only opening on Monday
                                                     evenings. Once a year, a mobile unit would arrive
                                                     from Aylesbury to change the books and
                                                     members of the public would help to choose the
                                                     new ones.
Over the past 10 years the library’s Operations
Team (above) has voluntarily led around 40

                                               10
                                                                                                                and successful, moving them seamlessly
helpers, ensuring that our library in Wing                                                                     through an increasingly technical period of
continues to provide members with loans of                                                                    growth. Computer systems were installed in
books and other library related materials, use of                                                             Aylesbury, High Wycombe and Milton
computers, photocopying facilities and a warm                                                                         Keynes and spread until all areas
welcome! All age groups are catered for and the                              Wing Community                           were included. Stock was relabelled
current team of 18 volunteers cheerfully assists                                                                      and bar codes introduced. Smaller
existing and new members during opening days                                 Library                                  libraries were closed and mobile
in their spacious and purpose-built premises at                                                                       replacements set up. Roy retired in
Wing Hall.                                                                                                  1996 having promulgated evolution rather than
                                                       In 1966 the library moved to the room at the         revolution. He set out his philosophy and then
                                                     front of the Village Hall just inside the main door    encouraged staff to implement it.
                                                     on the right. The new librarian was Enid Smith;
                                                     who started her job with one table, one chair and
                                                     the books. No telephone! No computer! And she
                                                     did not even have a key to the door!
                                                       Enid, an avid reader,
 Villagers are grateful that this amazing facility
                                                     still lives in the village
continues to be available and we thank those that
                                                     and still uses the
have contributed to the smooth running of Wing
                                                     library. Mentioning her
Community Library. May the next 10 years see it
                                                     name to people who
continue to flourish.
                                                     have been in the village
                                                     for a long time evokes a
                                                     multitude of happy
                                                     memories of weekly
                                                     visits by grandparents,
                                                     parents and children.
                                                     Enid was a fount of knowledge in helping to
                                                     locate books for all readers. She opened on
                                                     Tuesdays and Fridays and later began the move
                                                     from hundreds of cardboard tickets to a more
                                                     technical approach using computer control of             Roy Collis’ change from paid employment as
                                                     stock.                                                 County Librarian to local voluntary work is
                                                                                                            echoed by the change in status of Wing’s
                                                                                                            library. Although the library is currently under
  BUT…what do we know about the previous                                                                    the control of Buckinghamshire Council, it
provision of library services in Wing? In 1877 a                                                            relies solely on volunteer staffing.
reading room was established on land behind the
village pump in Church Street. Information from                                                                                         N i c h o l a s
the past is sometimes hard to report with                                                                                             Williams, the son
certainty, though records indicate that probably                                                                                      of one of the Wing
after a meeting on 7th November 1891, a library                                                                                       volunteers, cut the
and reading room was opened a month later.                                                                                            tape to open the
                                                       Enid retired in 1998 and Louise Downie took                                    exciting new era in
                            Within a few months
                                                     over, followed by Carol Patience Slade. The                                      2012 of Wing
                            they    served    68
                                                     future of the library was uncertain, but fortunes                                Community
                            members and had 12
                                                     changed! On 5th November 2002 the new and                                        Library. He was
                            honorary members.
                                                     much larger library building was opened by Sir                                   chosen for this role
                            Men were able to
                                                     Evelyn de Rothschild, providing all the modern                                   as      he      had
                            exchange their books
                                                     facilities and services needed by a thriving local                               borrowed and read
                            between 8pm and
                                                     community. Wing Hall Trust provided the capital        more books than any other youngster. He is of
                            9pm on Saturday
                                                     for the building and Bucks County Council fitted       course 21 years old now!
                            evenings,        and
                                                     out the library, stocking it with books and other
                            women        between                                                              Villagers applaud the efforts of all those
                                                     operational necessities. Computers were added
                            3:30pm and 4:30pm                                                               volunteers responsible for our continuing very
                                                     and opening hours were increased.
on Thursday afternoons. There was no mention of                                                             successful Wing Community Library and we
children borrowing books yet!                          Roy Collis, a Wing resident for many years, was      can all ensure the longevity of it by being
                                                     County Librarian for Buckinghamshire. He               regular patrons. New members are most
  Wing Hall was built in 1905 and, after its
                                                     served at a time when Milton Keynes was still          welcome and existing members are
opening in 1906, Wing Lending Library and
                                                     part of Buckinghamshire, only later becoming a         encouraged to continue to visit, or maybe to
Reading Room opened there. In 1928 it is
                                                     unitary authority. His brief was to modernise and      reignite contact. Our library is there to be
reported that the library was closed to stop the
                                                     link libraries within the county, streamlining their   used…and it is free!
spread of scarlet fever.
                                                     operations to make them more efficient, effective
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                       PRESENTS

    WING VILLAGE HALL
    LEIGHTON RD, WING
    28 JAN‘23
         doors open 7pm, Tickets £12.50*
Bring your own drinks & snacks! Proceeds donated
       to The Wing Singers community choir
                Tickets available to those 16and over only.
*
Purchase tickets via wegottickets.com @ £12.50each plus 10% booking fee.
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                                 WING
                                WOMENS
                               INSTITUTE

    “And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been”
                            ― Rainer Maria Rilke

Are you looking for a new interest for the New Year?
   Then come and try us out – we are not all Jam &
    Jerusalem. We have a full programme for our
Centenary Year in 2023 including interesting speakers
   and trips out. And we help out in the community
 where we can. We meet on the 3rd Thursday of each
                        month.
                 Thursday 19th January 2023
                      WING SMALL HALL
                             7.30 - 10 P.M.
                                    Speaker Jean Yates
                        TwoThousandYears of History
                          Hanging overour Heads:
                         The Origin of theBritish Pub
                                     Sign
                             Competition: Pub memorabilia
Would you like someone to call for you and take you to
the meeting? If so, or for more information please
contact:
President: Maureen Lomas
     ℡ Wing 682915              ✉     maureen@lomasfamily.plus.com
Secretary: Pat Jones
    ℡     Wing 682362           ✉     pat.jones@talk21.com

                                      Four All Who Reed And Right
             We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;                If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
               but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.                    them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers
             One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,                  praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
            yet the plural of moose should never be meese.                   eat? Sometimes, I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
           You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;                 should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what
               yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.                  other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship
                If the plural of man is always called men,                   by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that
             why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?                  smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a
              If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,                    wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the
           and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?               unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it
                If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,                 burns down; in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which
           why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?                an alarm goes off by going on.
            Then one may be that, and three would be those,
                yet hat in the plural would never be hose,                   I take it you already know of cough and bough and tough and
                   and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.                  dough? Others may stumble, but not you, on hiccough, thorough,
               We speak of a brother and also of brethren,                   laugh and through. Well done! And now you wish perhaps, to learn
           but though we say mother, we never say methren.                   of less familiar traps.
           Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
             but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.                   Beware of heard, a dreadful word, that looks like beard and sounds
                                                                             like bird. And dead – it’s said like bed not bead – and for goodness’
 Let's face it, English is a crazy language. There is no egg in              sake don’t call it deed! Watch out for meat and great and threat (they
 eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in                   rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
 pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England.
                                                                             A moth is not the moth in mother, nor both in bother, troth in
 We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we            brother. And here is not a match for there, nor dear and fear for bear
 find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a          and pear. And then there’s dose and rose and lose – just look them
 guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig. And why is it that      up – and goose and choose, and cork and work and card and ward,
 writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers       and font and front and word and sword. And do and go and thwart
 don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not          and cart – come, come I’ve hardly made a start.
 one amend?
                                                                             A dreadful language? Man alive, I’d mastered it when I was five!
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                                                   Wing Parish Council News

Recreation Ground
     Project

          It’s Finally Here!!!                                                                                    40mph Proposal A418
 We hope that you have seen the pavilion come        There have been a lot of changes over the years      The council resolved to apply to speed surveys
in and be craned into place. It was a fabulous      (!) but essentially the needs of the clubs and       and put forward a proposal to Buckinghamshire
day to see this long ongoing project physically     facilities for the community have been central, as Council to reduce the speed limit on the A418.
come to fruition. There will be a full press        has the financial aspect of not putting a burden on
release when all things are finished, but as it’s   the precept.                                          The intent is to create a buffer 40mph outside
been so long since the initial project was                                                               the 30mph limit on the A418, on the way out of
proposed, it appears to be an appropriate time to    Trying to pull in a project that fulfils everyone’s the village towards Aylesbury. The council also
let you know what the pavilion actually will        needs and saving an enormous potential cost in       resolved to extend the 40mph as far as Central
have.                                               the midst of rising costs, the council has had to be Bedfordshire, incorporating the entrance to
                                                    more resourceful than ever. No doubt there has       Ascott. This is due to a number of accidents and
 The new pavilion is built to FA standards, with    been some compromise, but given that the             reported incidents over a long period of time in
no less than 10 showers and separate officials’     original cost of the pavilion before cost-cutting    the village.
changing areas, as well as disabled facilities.     was £1.3 million(!), we have saved 600K on that
The Bowls Clubhouse was taken down and they         design. In addition to this, building control rules   The laws are challenging surrounding changes
will have a new and safe space, which will be       have changed too, so we now have to install solar in speed, and whilst the Parish Council can apply
shared out of season.                               panels on the pavilion, an additional cost we have for it, the system here is that it must be approved
                                                    had to resolve. There have been ongoing issues       by Buckinghamshire Council and the likelihood
 There is also a good-sized social space with       with UKPN, the electrical suppliers to the village is that it is paid for by the parish. It appears that
kitchen area and outside serving hatch. In the      (who are our street light suppliers, so don’t need the speed survey work is already underway (the
new year there will be the installation of the      to express too much to most people in the village rubber strips on the road). We hope that this
Multi-Use Games Area (or MUGAs as they are          how long and difficult they are to deal with). That takes us one step closer in the process.
known), which will be started in January. This      part has been a challenge to say the least.
will enable games such as netball. It will be an                                                                              ——/——
open space that can be accessed at all times.        When this issue is dealt with, the A418 will have
                                                    to be shut for a short period of time and we          On a final note for 2022, we hope you all had a
 The car park is also being extended so there       wholeheartedly thank you in advance for your         Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. This
will be more space, and there will be a pathway     understanding, as a pavilion with no electricity     Christmas was going to be very tough on a lot of
to enable access. The final work will also see an   and floodlights without the light part might get a people so please keep safe, use the warm spaces
addition of floodlights to the tennis courts,       few complaints!                                      that are available and if you need support and
enabling people to play at later times in the                                                            don’t know where to go, contact us and we will
evening. There are other smaller projects away                                                           endeavour to help where we can.
from the Recreation Ground funding that we
would like to pursue, including a small music
sensory area with accessible benches. If anyone
would be interested in helping the council with
grant applications and/or contributing to ideas,
please contact the clerk at
wingparishclerk@gmail.com.

                                                             Parish Council Information
        For more information, news and updates from the Wing Parish Council, please find us on Facebook @wingparishcouncil or visit our website
                                 www.wingparish.org Instagram @wingparishcouncil Email: wingparishclerk@gmail.com
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