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St. Anselm’s Abbey School

                                          EDITION
                                          III
                            “FROM HOME”
III "FROM HOME" - St. Anselm's Abbey School
A Note from the Editors ...................................................................................................................................................... 2
           by: The Priory Press Staff

           President’s Perch ................................................................................................................................................................... 4
           by: Joseph Paci, Form VI

           Review of Shawshank Redemption ............................................................................................................................... 5
           by: Christian González, Form VI

           Homework Overload............................................................................................................................................................ 6
           by: Lucas Traver, Form V

           A Year in Big Brother - Little Brother ........................................................................................................................... 7
           by: Vinnie Blum, Form V

           Abbey Dances: Music Selection ...................................................................................................................................... 8
           by: Jack Maxwell, Form VI

           Calisthenics .............................................................................................................................................................................. 9
           by: Jackson Muise, Form V

           In Defense of Latin.............................................................................................................................................................. 10
           by: Ms. Helfenbein

           The Dangers of Indifference .......................................................................................................................................... 12
           by: Oscar Lloyd, Form V

           Coronavirus + Senioritus ................................................................................................................................................. 14
           by: Will Monahan, Form VI

           Senior Citizen Care Packages ........................................................................................................................................ 15
           by: Nick Casertano, Form V

           SpaceX to Launch Crew to the ISS .............................................................................................................................. 16
           by: Hugo Filmer, Form IV

           Groundhog Day.................................................................................................................................................................... 18
           by: Terry Flannery, Form VI

           Printing PPE For Local Hospitals.................................................................................................................................. 19
           an interview with: Mr. Bryan Taylor

           The Doodle ............................................................................................................................................................................ 20
           by: The Dudeler

           The History of Abbey Dances ........................................................................................................................................ 21
           by: Fr. Michael Hall, OSB, Ph.D, ‘56
Contents

           How to Bring Hard Currency to Pyongyang: A Guide ........................................................................................ 23
           by: Frank Daley-Young, Form VI

           Wall of Graduates ............................................................................................................................................................... 24

           Gardening in the Wake ..................................................................................................................................................... 25
           by: JP Libanati, Form VI

           Wall of Gratitude ................................................................................................................................................................ 26

           The Cellar ......................................................................................................................................................................... 27

           The Barry Prize Winners ~ 2019 ................................................................................................................................. 30
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The
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Editors-       Christian González, VI                         Terry Flannery, VI
in-Chief       Jay Sella, V                        Editors    Ryan Simpson, V

                         Faculty        Mr. Michael McCarthy
                        Advisory

The following content has been reviewed and approved by
the Priory Press Team. We assume responsibility for the        Editors’
contents included in this edition of The Priory Press,
and we hope you enjoy the work of your Abbey brothers.            Note

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A Note from
                                                                           new reality, our hopes for releasing four edi-
The Priory Press Staff
                                                                           tions this year were squashed. Given further
                                                                           time and production constraints, we were

                         the Editors
                                                                           also left in a position where we were best to
                                                                           not produce our annual The Cellar. That
                                                                           said, our team reconvened (with well more
                                                                           than 6-feet of separation) and decided the
                         H    ere we are… the end of the school year,
                              typically filled with all kinds of events.
                         Today, however, you know that we live in a
                                                                           best path forward to culminate three works
                                                                           into one, closing the school year with what
                                                                           we believe is the best edition yet. But, we’re
                         time no one could have imagined just a few
                                                                           biased. We’ll let you be the judge of that.
                         short weeks ago. At the start of this aca-
                         demic year, it was our team’s mission to re-      Before we get into the articles and
                         lease four editions of The Priory Press           works, our editors wanted to share
                         at the highest caliber we could achieve.          some thoughts as we close out the year:
                         This edition was first being assembled way
                         back over Christmas Break. With more than
                         90% of the articles received by mid-Febru-        “This year started with a lot of ambitious
                         ary, we were moving full-speed ahead. Ear-        planning... never before had the Priory Press
                         ly on, we settled on this being our cover:        team published more than two editions in an
                                                                           academic year. We worked diligently to en-
                                                                           sure readers that we had a wide variety of
                                                                           topics covered in each edition. We even made
                                                                           the switch from Microsoft Publisher to Ado-
                                                                           be InDesign to create more visually stunning
                                                                           pieces. Although we didn’t achieve our goal
                                                                           of four editions, the three we have made have
                                                                           been memorable. I want to thank everybody
                                                                           who we worked with this year, but I especial-
                                                                           ly want to thank our faculty advisor Mr. Mc-
                                                                           Carthy and my editing staff. Without Mr. Mc-
                                                                           Carthy, I would have never walked down this
                                                                           road of creating publications for the school.
                                                                           And I couldn’t have realized such an amazing
                                                                           edition without my editing staff, especially
                                                                           Jay Sella who has worked tirelessly to bring
                                                                           the school high quality press releases. I hope
                                                                           the next year brings even greater editions!”
                                                                                                     - Christian González

                                                                           “I was very pleased with how the Priory
                                                                           Presses turned out this year. They were
                         But wow did things change! Originally, half of    probably some of the greatest I’ve seen in all
                         the articles contained in this edition were to    my seven years at the Abbey, both in quality
                         be a part of a late February release. Unfortu-    and quantity. I was really, really proud of the
                         nately, as time dwindled and our shift to phys-   articles we received this year, discussing both
                         ically distanced environments became our

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school and world issues in an in-depth and highly    tions, I am extremely proud of our work we have
sophisticated manner. I am especially happy to       put forth, including our lengthened yearbook. If
pass the torch to the Juniors; I am very confident   it were not for their inspiring me to get involved,
that they will use the progress made this year as    it is unlikely I ever would have embarked on
a stepping stone for even larger feats of journal-   this adventure. As the rest of the team has al-
ism. I would like to thank Christian for keeping     ready said, I would be remiss without extending
the Priory Press on the most effective schedule      thanks to our many authors and contributors,
it has ever been on in years, maybe even decades,    our faculty advisory, the administration, Terry,
Jay for heightening the quality to a professional    Ryan, and especially Christian for his tireless
degree, and the amazing Mr. McCarthy for being       devotion, incredible work ethic, and admirable
a great mentor and faculty reviewer. Best of luck    drive to always iterate and enhance on previous
to the new editing team, and my fellow class of      works. It has truly been a team effort and would
2020 members in their new academic pursuits!”        have been impossible without so many fantas-
                                                     tic contributions. Congratulations to the Class
                                  - Terry Flannery   of 2020 ~ you have many great things to come!”
                                                                                                       - Jay Sella
“The Priory Press has been unbelievably success-
ful this year. The editions released are probably
some of the best ever published. I never would’ve      By the Numbers:
imagined myself participating in the Priory Press      Join us as we take a just a few more moments to look
and yearbook as it was completely new to me,           back on the past year of student publications.
but I’m glad I did. I never realized how much work
was needed just to publish a single edition, and
the team was en route to publishing four articles,
                                                     116         Yearbook pages
the most the school has seen. Even though we
could not put out the spring edition due to the
                                                     4           Released student publications
quarantine, I am extremely proud of our team for
their determination and hard work on the publi-      96          Total Priory Press pages

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cations. The amount of effort that was needed to
publish these editions is extraordinary. I want to               Page count of longest Press
especially acknowledge Christian González and
Jay Sella for their tremendous hard work, en-        11+         Months of work
thusiasm, and dedication that they have shown
for the Priory Press. They worked constantly to      7,775       Images reviewed
make sure that they could publish the best works
possible. Best of luck to the Class of 2020!”        15k+        Messages exchanged

                                  - Ryan Simpson

“In many ways, it’s hard to believe that another
                                                       As Christian and Terry move on to pursue
year has come and gone. While there are certainly
                                                       their next chapters, the future of The Priory
several ways by which to remember this one, I am
                                                       Press is yet to be determined. As of now, we
extremely happy with our Priory Press team and
                                                       are thrilled to have a robust group of juniors
what we have accomplished under Christian’s
                                                       who have been greatly helpful in delivering
leadership with Terry. Although we were unable
                                                       these works. •
to achieve our aspirations of releasing four edi-

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President’s
                                                                     and improve on our successes. Although
Joseph Paci, VI
                                                                     not much about the future inspires opti-
                                                                     mism right now, these rising seniors sure do.

                   Perch
                  I am gonna go crazy if I hear the phrase
                    “these challenging times” one more time,
                  but it’s true. We’ve had a pretty rough end
                  to our year. I hope you guys and your fami-
                  lies are safe, and, more importantly, that you
                  don’t go insane being indoors all the time.
                  I wish we could be doing cookouts, spring
                  dances, and Field Day right now, but I sin-
                  cerely hope that the student government has
                  delivered the best possible experience to you
                  guys with what time we had together. High-         Mirv and I, and a good chunk of the rest of the
                  lights from this year included our hundred-        IHC, will be leaving the Abbey for college next
                  girl-hoco, Mirv’s masterful grilling, sick open    year. We hope to have left here better than
                  mic night music, and so much more. We owe it       when we got here. That’s another annoying
                  all to the support, and patience, of the student   cliché, but true nonetheless. Thank you so
                  body. But we’re not done yet - as of writing       much to the students, administration, facul-
                  this, the student council is figuring out how      ty, monks, and parents who gave us a chance
                  to host some remote activities (Open Zoom          to let us all serve this amazing community. •
                  night?!) and conduct the election remotely.

                  I fully expect future years

                           TO BE EVEN BETTER
                               THAN THIS ONE
                  Speaking of the election, based on this year’s
                  candidates, I fully expect future years to be
                  even better than this one. No matter who
                  wins - Oscar and Jarvis, Omar and Sharen, or
                  Luca and Hayden - you can’t go wrong with
                  any of these tickets. Half of these guys have
                  already been in the front lines of student
                  government, frantically placing decorations
                  on the walls for dances, peddling pizzas at
                  lunch, and rising at the crack of dawn to be
                  our tag day enforcers. They’ll be able to learn
                  from our student government’s missteps

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Review of
                                                       ally should experience the work for yourself.

                                                                                                          Christian González, VI
                                                       The story confronts the harsh reality of pris-
                                                       on: the cruelty the inmates suffer; the lack

Shawsank                                               of opportunity; and the permanent psycho-
                                                       logical damage caused by prolonged impris-
                                                       onment and harsh conditions. At one point,

Redemption                                             an inmate was dragged out of the prison be-
                                                       cause he had served his time. The poor guy
                                                       begs to be left in jail; he cannot conform to

B   efore Shawshank Redemption Stephen                 society after knowing anything but imprison-
    King was always that “horror author” to            ment for many years. The corruption of the
me whose books were a tad bit too long for             administration and the judicial system are
comfort. Middle school me was a fool. When             also laid bare. Once the warden realizes An-
I joined St. Anselm’s Book Club in freshman            dy’s usefulness, he actively foils his attempts
year, Thomas Miller, then Book Club Presi-             to prove his innocence. At this point the war-
dent, asked members to read this King story            den, a supposed faithful Christian, falls from
to compare its film adaptation with its source         grace when he kills an inmate who volunteers
material. I was surprised to discover that             to testify for Andy during that fateful night.
King wrote works that had nothing to do with           Finally, King explores themes of hope and
horror; it was both shocking and intriguing            convenience. Andy literally found him-
to hear that the book was crime fiction and            self in a case of “the wrong place at the
had grim themes concerning imprisonment,               wrong time” where mounting evidence
greed, and corruption. Once I started reading,         deductively concludes him to be the
I couldn’t stop until I was done. Homework             murderer despite it not being the case.
and video games took a backseat while I read
this incredible story about hope and optimism          Hope is the central idea of the story, through-
in the face of corruption and conveniences.            out the book Andy faces cruelty, setbacks,
                                                       and occasionally death threats as an inmate.
The story revolves around Andy Dufresne, a             He experienced many hardships, and you
banker, who happens to be in the wrong place           would think, on top of his appeal not going
at the wrong time and finds himself convict-                                          anywhere, he
ed of murdering his wife and her lover with                                           would give up
mounting evidence against him. Despite his                                            hope and de-
consecutive life sentences, he’s optimistic and                                       spair. No. The
hopeful that evidence will arise proving his in-                                      man,      against
nocence. Although the plot revolves around                                            all odds, es-
Andy, it’s narrated by Red, another inmate                                            capes         the
who is pessimistic and despairing after going                                         cruelty of his
through multiple interviews to be released                                            predicament
out of prison each ending without success.                                            and      exposes
Andy befriends Red, the latter baffled by An-                                         the sins of the
dy’s insistence of his innocence in spite of the                                      prison. I won’t
damaging evidence against him. Andy begins                                            say     anything
to negotiate privileges with the warden, who                                          about the end-
ironically falls so far from their faith. That                                        ing, but it was
however, is all I’ll say in terms of plot... you re-                                  a good one. •

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Homework
Lucas Traver, V

                  Overload
                  H   ere at St. Anselm’s, the amount of home-
                      work assigned to students has gotten
                  out of hand, affecting the students both
                  physically and mentally. As a student, I un-
                  derstand the need for homework; it rein-           Teachers here at St. Anselm’s should real-
                  forces material learned in the classroom           ize the damaging effects homework assign-
                  and helps develop consistent study habits          ments have on their students and consider
                  that are beneficial to students in the long        students’ wellbeing when assigning home-
                  run. However, it loses its positive effect         work. It would be beneficial for students’ ed-
                  when it prevents them from participating           ucation and learning if homework loads were
                  in extracurricular activities, resting, and ac-    reduced. If students were not forced to com-
                  tually enjoying the material being taught.         plete so many graded worksheets on topics,
                                                                     they might actually find interest in the topics
                  Everyone who attends The Abbey knows               themselves. Much of our homework often
                  the academic rigor of being an “Abbey boy;”        becomes busywork, tiring out our interest
                  but that challenge does not have to come           in subjects. With a lesser amount, perhaps
                  with overwhelming amounts of homework.             more students would use their new-found
                  I believe it is perfectly reasonable to ask        free time to acquire a deeper knowledge
                  for our teachers to give us that challenge         of the topic being covered in class. With so
                  without assigning hours upon hours of              much homework, we spend that time brain-
                  busywork that cut into our personal lives.         lessly completing it for a grade as quickly as
                  It has become not only mentally exhaust-           possible, rather than enjoying and learning
                  ing but also physically tiring. We are con-        about it. Excessive homework has created a
                  stantly told by our parents, doctors, and          stigma in our youth that school subject mat-
                  ironically our teachers to sleep for a min-        ters are SUPPOSED to be boring, and it de-
                  imum of 8 hours per night. Unfortunately,          feats the purpose of school in the first place.
                  this has become impossible for some stu-
                  dents who have loads of homework and                Everyone who attends the Abbey knows
                  participation in extracurricular activities.
                  In a poll asking Form V students about how            THE ACADEMIC RIGOR
                  homework affects their sleep schedules, 19
                  of 20 respondents said that homework con-
                                                                               OF BEING AN
                  sistently cuts into their sleep. This cannot                 “ABBEY BOY”
                  stand. It is unacceptable for us to be put in
                  situations where we must choose between
                  our grade average and personal wellbeing. So       Teachers have to realize that students’ well
                  much pressure is put on us to focus on grades      being must come first when assigning home-
                  and apply to prestigious colleges. This is espe-   work, and if that means that a class falls a
                  cially true with Abbey students, who will put      little behind in the lesson plan, so be it. •
                  their grade average first without question.
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of events that encompassed a wide

A Year in
                                                                  range of activities so everyone

                                                                                                                                          Vinnie Blum, V
                                                                  would feel included. JP, the “Head” of
                                                                  the program, was tasked with men-

Big Brother -
                                                                  toring us on how to actually run this
                                                                  thing, and gave us advice and helped
                                                                  us a ton throughout the whole year,

Little Brother
                                                                  so special thanks to him. Of course,
                                                                  like every year, we started with the
                                                                  Rafting Trip, a St. Anselm’s tradition.
                                                                  Then we had a Super Smash Bros.

T   he purpose of the Big Brother-Little Broth-
    er (BBLB) program is to show the A Formers
what St. Anselm’s is all about. I remember vivid-
                                                                  competition, which has been done
                                                       for a few years now and is always a really fun
                                                       experience. Little Namba and John Xu came
ly the day that I met my big brother all the way       out on top, and won all of the clout, rightfully so,
back in 2014. We were in the Devine Theater,           that comes with it. Next, we had a movie night
and I was introduced to Nathan Dangle, who             in the computer lab. We watched Spider-Man:
was a junior at the time. To be honest, there          Into the Spider-Verse, and it was a blast. Ms.
was much less attention given to the BBLB by           Lane brought Yoo-hoo’s and everything; it was
the school in those days - namely shown in the         a very epic night. We also had a gingerbread
lack of real events. Still, I learned a lot from Na-   making competition, which heated up very
than Dangle and the other Juniors and Seniors          quickly. The competition was extremely tight,
that “adopted” little brothers. The Juniors            but with the sage advice of Officer Massey, it
have a priceless opportunity to help a group           was determined that Lou and Alex Kim were
of newcomers who have joined our school                the champions. Finally, we had a basketball
community. The Abbey is such a unique place            competition. After a tense final between Team
with extremely unique people, so in ways the           Lucas and Team Xavier, Xavier and Hill came out
A Formers’ interaction with the Juniors is the         the other side with some 1st place prize candy
best way that they learn about and understand
our school. For me, looking at all of these big        Overall, we had a great year in the Big Broth-
guys who seemed to be such great friends was           er-Little brother program, and we had some
very inspiring, and I always wanted to run this        great events. While running this thing cer-
program when I got old enough so I could give          tainly was a learning experience, I only have
the same experience to a new group of kids.            one regret: that I didn’t have a little brother
                                                       of my own. Also shout out to Nick DeCar-
This year, Nick DeCarlo and I set out on a mis-        lo, my co-director, who certainly did much
sion to give the A Formers a friend they could         more work than me, and also to JP for teach-
bond with early on, and introduce them to the          ing us the ropes and advising us throughout
Abbey community. We have had a whole bunch             the whole year. And of course, to Ms. Lane. •
                                                                                                                           Libanati for an incredible year.
                                                                                                                           A special thank you to Vinnie
                                                                                                                           Blum, Nick DeCarlo, and JP
                                                                                                       From the Editors:

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Abbey Dances:
                                                                                   diately, whereas we got through
Jack Maxwell, VI
                                                                                   most of the Homecoming play-
                                                                                   list with minimal improvisation,

                   Music Selection
                                                                                   only making serious adjustments
                                                                                   to accommodate requests.
                                                                                     On the topic of requests, they
                                                                                     are probably the most stress-
                   O    ne of the key parts of every dance
                        is the playlist. Having played a ma-
                   jor role in the creation of the playlist for
                                                                       ful part of running the dances. Sometimes
                                                                       requests are really good, and sometimes re-
                                                                       quests are really bad. Dealing with requests
                   the last four dances (starting with Crus-
                                                                       that don’t fit while still keeping people hap-
                   tacean Station 2), I hope to shed some
                                                                       py is easily the most challenging part of the
                   light on the playlist creation process.
                                                                       dances and is probably where we ruffle the
                   First off, I can’t claim to have done a majority,   most feathers. Regardless, making the play-
                   or even a plurality of the work on the play-        list is a lot of fun and a unique challenge.
                   lists. The playlists this year have primarily
                                                                       Some action shots from the DJ table at Hoco: •
                   been created by myself, Will Monahan, Nick
                   Daniel, and Luca Smith, although there has
                   been a multitude of input from other people,
                   mostly juniors and seniors. We usually start
                   the playlist a week to a week and a half be-
                   fore the dance. The process is harder than
                   most might imagine, considering we have
                   to balance our own personal music taste
                   with what is actually popular/danceable, as
                   well as order and then actually execute the
                   playlist. After we brainstorm and get a play-
                   list that is usually about 4-5 hours long, we
                   narrow it down to the actual songs we want
                   to play for the 3-hour dance (the final play-
                   list is usually about 3 hours and 15 minutes,
                   since we tend to start the music around 7:45
                   so the dance is already going when peo-
                   ple begin to arrive). We usually have filler
                   songs in the final draft of the playlist which
                   we can easily replace with suggestions and
                   requests. After the final draft is done, we
                   have to create a rough order for the playlist.
                   While the order is obviously subject to change
                   during the dance, it is important to know how
                   we are going to start the dance and the gen-
                   eral order we want it to progress in. Some
                   dances follow the predetermined order more
                   closely than others. We abandoned Crusta-
                   cean Station 2’s playlist order almost imme-

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Calisthenics
                                                   form. There are progressions that one must

                                                                                                      Jackson Muise, V
                                                   follow in order to help strengthen oneself
                                                   to perform these advanced exercises. Ad-
                                                   ditionally, these advancements improve the

Ilike to do something called calisthenics.
 Much like gymnastics, calisthenics con-
sists of bodyweight exercises. Some of the
                                                   forms required to execute the exercises cor-
                                                  rectly, as form is also vital. Likewise, with all
                                                  these exercises, they help you build strength
most well-known bodyweight exercises              and muscle. If anyone believes you can’t build
that calisthenics consists of are pushups,        muscle through bodyweight exercises, they
pull-ups, and dips. Along with those exercis-     are wrong. Calisthenics is the perfect way to
es, there are more complex exercises that         build muscle if you can’t always go to a gym or
require lots of strength and many of them         can’t afford equipment. Furthermore, many
seem like the performer is defying gravity.       exercises can be done almost anywhere.
Some of these exercises include the front le-     One of the main downsides, however, is that
ver where the performer is hanging from a         if you have injured yourself in a way that
bar and their body is fully extended far out-     affects any range of motion, the variety of
wards; the full planche where the performer       exercises you can do may be limited or you
is fully off the ground by holding and pushing    may not be able to perform them at all. •
themselves with their arms fully extended
and leaning forward; the iron cross is anoth-
er move performed by gymnastics where the
performer holds himself in a cross formation
on rings with their arms fully extended on
both sides; and one of my favorites, the human
flagpole where the performer is hanging off
the side of a poll by using a mixed grip where
one arm is used for pulling and the other arm
is used for pushing. Like these exercises men-
tioned, every advanced move in calisthenics
requires tons of strength and lots of practice.

If someone wants to start doing calisthenics,
they simply cannot try the advanced moves
as it may result in injury for newcomers.
These moves require a lot of practice to per-

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In Defense
Ms. Helfenbein

                 of Latin
                 M    ore than once, I have heard students
                      ask what the purpose is of study-
                 ing Latin nowadays or complain that they
                 have to study it at all. After having this
                 conversation several times, I would like to
                 share these reasons with the rest of you.                 Roman Ruins in Volubilis, Morocco

                 First of all, tradition! (Cue Fiddler on the Roof   You have probably also heard that Latin will
                 opening). It is not wise to eliminate a tra-        give you an advantage in vocabulary and
                 dition without first examining the reasons          reading comprehension on the SAT. This may
                 we have it; otherwise, we can miss out on           be true, as it was for me, and your Latin skills
                 the wisdom of those who lived before us.            could also be useful in more important and
                 Knowing this, we must turn to history. The          difficult tests that you may take later in life.
                 Roman civilization was one of the greatest
                                                                     Beyond testing, Latin can help you with read-
                 civilizations of antiquity and, arguably, the
                                                                     ing comprehension such that you can both
                 most historically relevant for Westerners.
                                                                     guess the meanings of new words without
                 The Romans (and Greeks) bequeathed to
                                                                     looking them up and memorize them more
                 us our structure of government. Churchill,
                                                                     quickly. This is much more beneficial than
                 quoting an unknown source, noted that “de-
                                                                     the slight testing advantage. It is calculat-
                 mocracy is the worst form of government
                                                                     ed that English is about 60% Latin-based,
                 except for all those other forms that have
                                                                     so it is nearly impossible to read anything
                 been tried from time to time.” We owe our
                                                                     in English without encountering words of
                 least-bad of all governments to the men who
                                                                     Latin origin. Latin is used even today to
                 recorded the details of this system in Latin.
                                                                     coin new words, like “defenestration.” This
                 For Catholics, the Latin version of encyc-          rare word’s meaning is immediately clear
                 licals and other texts is considered the of-        to those who know that de- means out, fe-
                 ficial Vatican document, so you can check           nestra is window, and -tion is a noun ending.v
                 the Latin text to clarify details. Latin will
                 allow you to intimately understand the
                 great hymns and the Latin Mass as well.
                 Whether you are in D.C. or traveling, you
                 will be surprised how much Latin helps
                 you understand the architecture around
                 you. Inscriptions on old buildings all over
                 Europe and the U.S. are often written
                 in Latin, not to mention the many ruins
                 spread widely throughout the Old World.

                                                                             1618 Defenestration of Prague
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In the field of linguistics, Latin will help you un-   If this literature is not as interesting to you
derstand the structure and usage of your own           as, say, Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, note
language better, as well as accelerating your          that most Harry Potter spells are in Latin. Vid-
understanding of elements of other languages.          eos of select clips of the LOTR series also ex-
This is true for Romance languages especially,         ist in Latin on Youtube and are worth tak-
but there are other traits that Latin shares with      ing a look at: Gandalf sounds more powerful,
languages you would not expect to be similar:          Frodo nobler, and Gollum creepier in Latin.
for example, Arabic, German, Russian, and Greek
all have case systems. Once you have mastered
this concept in Latin, you will be able to learn
such languages with greater ease and speed.
Latin is used in law, medicine, philosophy, poli-
tics, economics, etc., so studying Latin is making
an investment in your future career. Latin will
also grant you an advantage in future schol-
arship, when researching and reading older
documents. European philosophy, scholarship,
and literature were almost entirely in Latin un-
til the time of Dante; the STEM fields were            Moreover, knowing Latin grants you admission
mostly in Latin until the 20th century. There          to a kind of elite international club since so few
is a wealth of information that will be more ac-       people study it anymore. Mottos for universities,
cessible to you through your Latin studies.            the military, and other organizations are often
                                                       written in Latin to add a touch of refinement,
                                                       and it is satisfying to understand these with-
                                                       out having to search for the meaning in English.
                                                       Take advantage of all these opportunities that
                                                       studying Latin grants you, and embrace them. •

 We owe our least-bad of all governments
    TO THE MEN WHO RECORDED THE
     DETAILS OF THIS SYSTEM IN LATIN
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The Dangers of
                                                                             invasion of France could not have
Oscar Lloyd, V
                                                                             been managed without American
                                                                             oil. It is all very well to say that it was

                 indifference
                                                                             not an American fight yet and that
                                                                             private corporations can conduct
                                                                             business as they please and besides
                                                                             this was eighty years ago, but this

                 E  ngraved at the entrance to the Holocaust                 indifference to the plight of those in
                    memorial in Milan is a single word “Indif-      need has, and will, continue to cause insur-
                 ference”, a stark reminder to the world of         mountable suffering everywhere. This shows
                 the immense suffering around the world ex-         up again and again with an apathetic attitude
                 acerbated by the easiest emotion possible,         to the climate crisis striking developing na-
                 apathy. From its Latin roots, indifference lit-    tions around the globe, to the quarter-million
                 erally means “no difference’ referring to the      women who die of preventable childbirth-re-
                 perception of something as neither good nor        lated deaths every year, to the endless wars
                 bad and thus the apathetic response to it.         in foreign countries that take the lives of tens
                                                                    of thousands of civilians. As Martin Luther
                 In certain circumstances, indifference seems       King called “the greatest tragedy of this peri-
                 to be the normal response to something             od… not the vitriolic words and other violent
                 happening, it is necessary to maintain some        actions of the bad people, but the appalling
                 level of it towards certain aspects of life, we    silence and indifference of the good people.”
                 would all go insane if we tried to focus and
                 act on every upheaval around us. However,          Indifference is a trap that is remarkably easy
                 recognising indifference for what it is lies       to fall into, why ever should we involve our-
                 at the heart of diagnosing a problem which         selves in another’s pain and despair, why in-
                 has enabled atrocities all around the globe        terrupt our own work, our own dreams to
                 from genocides in Rwanda and Myanmar               look toward the anguish of another when it
                 to the plights of refugees in the Middle East      feels so easy to simply look away. But apathy is
                 and South America, to even things which lie        more dangerous than either anger or hatred.
                 closer to home like healthcare and pover-          Anger as a passion inspires, it invokes a re-
                 ty. Beneath the apathetic response to these        sponse; indifference merely turns a blind eye,
                 events lies a sentiment that ‘why should I         condoning the injustice being perpetrated.
                 care about it because it doesn’t affect me?’, a
                 poignant question in such tumultuous times.
                 After the horrors of Kristallnacht in which        There is a [simple] solution to apathy:
                 the persecution of Jews in Germany took a
                 tangible form, the ship, M.S. St. Louis, carried
                 almost a thousand refugees fleeing this vio-
                                                                                                               ACT
                 lence to the shores of the United States only
                 to be turned away at the coast. At this time,      There is a solution to the apathy that we see
                 President Roosevelt and the Pentagon were          in ourselves and all around us, a simple one:
                 fully aware of the oppression occurring in         act. Find something that motivates an action
                 Germany and yet did nothing to help the vic-       whether it be a religious or political belief,
                 tims. American corporations continued to do        an empathy for the plight of another, anger
                 business with Nazi Germany up until 1943           against an injustice, or even guilt at not having
                 and it has been documented that the German         acted before. But it’s not simply good enough

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In certain circumstances
INDIFFERENCE SEEMS TO BE THE NORMAL
        RESPONSE ... IT IS NECESSARY TO
     MAINTAIN SOME LEVEL ... TOWARDS
             CERTAIN ASPECTS OF LIFE.

to pick and choose when to take action and when
to stay silent; calling for aid to help survivors of a   School “Happenings”
natural disaster in Florida while ignoring the ef-
fect of the same disaster on Puerto Rico or Cuba
is still the same apathy towards those whose an-
guish may be exponentially greater. Condemning
an attack in France while the same attack occurs
in Baghdad doesn’t produce a positive effect but
further perpetuates indifference under the guise
of action. Find some spark in yourself and act on

it: attend marches, write letters, debate people,          Time stands still in the Upper Building
spread awareness, but constantly be on the look-
out for indifference wherever you go. As Holo-
caust survivor and author Elie Wiesel declared,
“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indiffer-
ence. The opposite of beauty is not ugliness, it’s
indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy,
it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not
death, but indifference between life and death.” •
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Coronavirus
                                                                           in my opinion, especially coming from teach-
Will Monahan, VI
                                                                           ers who teach only seniors. My Thursday
                                                                           mornings were a slog already, but it’s hard

                    + Senioritus
                                                                           to sit through 5 straight Zoom classes with-
                                                                           out starting to wonder whether dropping out
                                                                           and working at McDonald’s might be a pref-
                                                                           erable alternative. I, for one, am not lovin’ it.
                    S   econd semester of senior year is sup-
                        posed to fly by. With few real obligations
                    beyond maintaining decent-enough grades
                                                                           Of course, the toll has extended far beyond
                                                                           academics. Every major event has been can-
                    not to have our admissions rescinded, we               celed or postponed. The first sign was the
                    ought to be sitting back and watching the              play, pushed back indefinitely just three
                    clock tick down to graduation in the company           days before we were set to open. Next came
                    of some of the best friends there are. Instead,        AP exams, and finally prom and graduation
                    we’re trapped at home, seeing each other               were delayed until a still-unknown date.
                    only via video calls and Snapchat streaks.             Our daily routines have also been impact-
                                                                           ed. Some clubs have moved online, others
                    Indeed, much of our time is spent trying to
                                                                           have simply vanished - senior leaders would
                    make up for what we’re missing both in-
                                                                           be losing interest around this time either
                    side and outside of school. No longer able
                                                                           way, and it’s hard to bring in new leader-
                    to hang out in the lounge, a significant
                                                                           ship without any in-person meetings. Gone
                    portion of the senior class has begun fre-
                                                                           from my life are daily play rehearsals; so
                    quenting our Minecraft server on a daily
                                                                           too is the hour beforehand that I spent in
                    basis. Socialization in the library has been
                                                                           the gym, practicing for our inevitable tri-
                    replaced with the occasional group call -
                                                                           umph in the Senior-Faculty Basketball Game.
                    at least, this way, we can’t get kicked out.

                   At least this way                                      Of course

                         WE CAN’T GET KICKED                               THE TOLL HAS EXTENDED
                                         OUT                               FAR BEYOND ACADEMICS

                    Classes just aren’t the same online. I find it
                                                                           Because of this loss of routine, activities that
                    much more difficult to stay engaged even
                                                                           were second nature now become conscious
                    with subjects I’m very interested in. They’ve
                                                                           choices. We have to choose to leave our
                    also lost their levity: there’s much less joking
                                                                           rooms, choose to go outside, choose to exer-
                    around in class, fewer entertaining anecdotes
                                                                           cise, choose to talk to friends. Productivity,
                    from teachers. If I want to make a joke about
                                                                           both school-related and otherwise, has gone
                    something going on in class, instead of lean-
                                                                           down the drain. There are a few exceptions
                    ing over to a friend, I have to text it to him and
                                                                           - after all, we must be doing something with
                    hope he sees it while it’s still relevant. Not that
                                                                           this time. Personally, I read an actual physical
                    classes are on the whole more productive -
                                                                           book cover-to-cover in two days, something I
                    any time gained back is lost to technical dif-
                                                                           probably haven’t done during the school year
                    ficulties. Online learning has come with some
                                                                           since middle school. I’ve also picked back up
                    reduction in workload, but not nearly enough,

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Senior Cit-
practicing piano. Nevertheless, the ratio of mind-

                                                                                                       Nick Casertano, V
lessly scrolling through Instagram and Reddit to
actually doing something useful is, generously, 4:1.

Because of this loss of routine
                                                       izen Care
     ACTIVITIES THAT WERE                              Packages
     ONCE SECOND NATURE
             NOW BECOME                                E  zra and I saw a need. Senior citi-
                                                          zens weren’t able to get basic items
                                                       such as toilet paper and toothpaste. So,
      CONSCIOUS CHOICES                                together, we decided to create a vol-
                                                       unteering program to address this.
                                                       We created a program that produced
Time, in general, has been distorted by the lock-
                                                       monthly packages for senior citizens and
down. Each week seems like a month, yet it’s
                                                       vulnerable populations so they don’t have
easy to lose two or three hours on your phone
                                                       to leave their house, thus lowering the
in what seems like the blink of an eye. The slow
                                                       chances that they be affected by the vi-
pace of our lives stands in stark contrast to
                                                       rus. Additionally, our team does contact-
just how quickly this crisis started. In a mat-
                                                       less delivery to further reduce exposure to
ter of days, we went from making jokes about
                                                       germs. To protect ourselves and those we
the then-improbable possibility of a “coronaca-
                                                       interact with, we wear masks and gloves
tion” to being legally mandated to stay home.
                                                       when delivering these care packages.
                                                       These packages consist of essential items
                                                       such as toothbrushes and soap. As of writ-
                                                       ing, we have delivered our items to five dif-
                                                       ferent households and are planning on de-
                                                       livering more of them in the future. If you
                                                       know anyone who would benefit from our
                                                       service, or if you want to help out, email
                                                       us at highschoolkidscare@gmail.com. •

There’s a natural feeling of resentment about all
of this, but it’s a confused one - there’s nowhere
to direct it. Blame the school? All things consid-
ered, the school managed to put together an im-
pressively functional distance learning system in
a very short time. Blame people for spreading the
virus? It’s hard to when it spreads before show-
ing any symptoms. Blame China? Trump? Glo-
balization? I have my own thoughts, but the exis-
tence of the virus isn’t really anyone’s fault. What
we’re left with is targetless frustration and a
speculative nostalgia for what might have been. •
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SpaceX to
                                                                      and the then-fledgling SpaceX, to create sys-
Hugo Filmer , IV
                                                                      tems to ferry crew to the ISS. Both compa-
                                                                      nies have come up with capsule solutions, in

                   Launch Crew
                                                                      Boeing’s case Starliner and in SpaceX’s, Crew
                                                                      Dragon. SpaceX, which has shaken the orbit-
                                                                      al launch market by making the first stage of

                   to the ISS
                                                                      their Falcon 9 rocket capable of landing on a
                                                                      pad or barge so that it can be reused, based
                                                                      Crew Dragon off of its experience with Drag-
                                                                      on, an uncrewed spacecraft made to fulfil an
                   A    its first launch in 1981, the Space Shut-
                        tle replaced all other manned American
                   space vehicles, and became the spacecraft to
                                                                      earlier contract with NASA to resupply the ISS
                                                                      with provisions and experiments. Like Drag-
                                                                      on, Crew Dragon will be launched on a Falcon
                   carry the most astronauts into orbit during        9 into low Earth orbit, where it will use a set of
                   its 30 years of operational service. Howev-        16 draco thrusters, fueled by a hypergolic mix
                   er, both the Challenger disaster in 1986 and       of monomethyl hydrazine and dinitrogen te-
                   Columbia’s breakup on reentry in 2003 led to       troxide, to rendezvous and dock with the ISS.
                   the loss of all 7 crew members, and, following
                   the Columbia disaster, the Shuttle was only
                   permitted to fly to the International Space
                   Station so that the station could act as a safe
                   haven for the crew if the orbiter was dam-
                   aged as it was during the disaster. The Shut-
                   tle was also far more expensive than antici-
                   pated; conflicting desires from the Air Force,
                   National Reconnaissance Office, and NASA
                   during design had led to an inefficient vehi-
                   cle that could not perform any one task es-
                   pecially well. While the orbiter portion could      SpaceX prepares to launch two astronauts to
                   be recovered, the extensive refurbishment                         the ISS in May
                   process required, which included meticulous
                   inspection of the 3 Space Shuttle Main En-         In addition, 8 superdraco engines are inte-
                   gines and over 20000 individual thermal pro-       grated into the capsule, each generating 71
                   tection tiles, increased the cost substantially.   Kn of thrust, which can be fired in the event
                   Due to the inherent danger to any astronaut        of an abort to separate the capsule from a
                   flying in the Shuttle, the system was retired      malfunctioning rocket and carry the crew to
                   in 2011, after the ISS had been completed.         safety. There is also a “trunk” section, locat-
                   Since the last mission, STS-135, no American       ed behind the capsule, which can store un-
                   has launched into space on an American rock-       pressurized cargo and contains solar panels
                   et. Instead, to reach the ISS, NASA has had to     to power the spacecraft in orbit, fins to keep
                   buy launches on the Russian Soyuz rocket.          the craft stable during abort, and radiators
                                                                      to dissipate excess heat. The capsule uses
                   If schedules at the time of writing hold,          PICA-X, an advanced material developed by
                   through, that will change on May 27. Once          SpaceX, in its heat shield, and 4 parachutes.
                   NASA realized that it could not rely on the
                   Shuttle to meet its human spaceflight needs        The road to Crew Dragon hasn’t been easy,
                   in 2010, it contracted two companies, Boeing       though. In March of 2019, Crew Dragon com-
                                                                      pleted its first unmanned orbital test flight,

 16 | The Priory Press — Summer 2020
demo-1. Crew Dragon successfully launched and           gen-burning merlin engines on its first stage pro-
docked with the ISS, then splashed down in the          viding a combined 7600 Kn of thrust, equivalent
Atlantic for recovery and inspection. This was          to 1710000 pounds. Once in orbit, the capsule
a big step forward for the company, but just 1          will rendezvous and dock with the ISS and stay
month later, in April of that same month, there         there for a currently unspecified amount of time,
was a major malfunction when, during a routine          then use the draco thrusters to deorbit and land
test of the superdraco engines, the demo-1 cap-         after reentry in the Atlantic ocean, off the coast
sule exploded. This was a setback that required         of Florida. If the mission goes smoothly, it will
extensive investigation to ensure that the cap-         mark America’s first manned mission in nearly
sule’s design was sound and safe, but eventually        a decade, ending American reliance on Russia’s
SpaceX moved forward with their testing, and, in        Soyuz, which costs $80 million per seat. SpaceX
January of this year, conducted an in-flight abort      has said that Crew Dragon will cost closer to $50
test to demonstrate the capsule’s ability to escape     million a seat for NASA, significant savings. It has
an explosion during the most demanding part of          been very impressive to follow SpaceX’s jour-
any orbital launch, max-Q. Max-Q is when the            ney from a tiny space company simply trying to
dynamic pressure on the rocket is at its highest,       launch small payloads into orbit with its Falcon 1
imposing an enormous strain on the booster. For         to a giant in the aerospace industry with the ca-
the test, a Falcon 9 first stage with a dummy upper     pability to reuse boosters and offer greater pay-
stage launched as normal from Kennedy Space             load for a lower cost to orbit than any other pro-
Center. Then, at max-Q, the superdraco engines          vider can offer. I hope you’re all just as excited as I
on the Crew Dragon capsule fired to separate it         am to see what Elon Musk and SpaceX do next! •
from the booster, which was promptly destroyed
by the aerodynamic forces. Following this, the
capsule successfully deployed its parachutes and
was recovered as planned, a major milestone and
the last test before an all-up manned orbital flight.

This will mark America’s first manned
mission in nearly a decade, ending American
reliance on Russia’s Soyuz, which costs

        $80 MILLION PER SEAT
On May 27, 2020, schedules holding, the Crew
Dragon demo-2 flight will begin. This will be a
complete orbital flight. NASA astronauts Rob-
ert Benkhen and Doug Hurley, donning SpaceX-
made spacesuits, will enter the capsule on top
of its Falcon 9 booster, which will be launching
from historic pad 39A at Kennedy Space Center.
This pad has previously been used for Saturn V
launches, including Apollo 11, which brought the
first men to the Moon, as well as Space Shuttle
launches. SpaceX has modified the pad to ac-
commodate Falcon 9. At 4:32 pm, the rocket will
lift off from the pad, the 9 kerosene-and-oxy-

                                                             The Priory Press — Summer 2020 | 17
Groundhog
Terry Flannery, VI

                     Day
                     Q    uite possibly one of the strangest Amer-
                          ican traditions is that of Groundhog Day.
                     It revolves around the superstitious belief
                     that every February 2nd, a groundhog leaves
                                                                         In America, the superstition was carried
                     its dwelling and, if it sees its own shadow, re-
                                                                         over by Pennsylvanian Dutch and ap-
                     turns to his sleep, meaning six more weeks of
                                                                         plied to the North American Groundhog.
                     winter; on the other hand, if he does not see his
                                                                         In 1887, in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania,
                     shadow, it signals that spring will come early.
                                                                         the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club de-
                                                                         clared that their groundhog Punxsutaw-
                                                                         ney Phil was the only accurate one; every
                                                                         year since then, many gather every Feb-
                                                                         ruary 2nd to see Phil and the Club declare
                                                                         the rodent’s weather prediction. This year,
                                                                         Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow
                                                                         and therefore predicted an early spring. •

                                                                         School “Happenings”
                     This practice is rooted in the pagan tradi-
                     tion of celebrating the midpoint between
                     the winter solstice and the spring equi-
                     nox. This evolved into the Christian feast
                     of Candlemas on which it became a super-
                     stition that a sunny Candlemas would lead
                     to a longer winter. Eventually in Germa-
                     ny it became a superstition that if a bad-
                     ger saw its shadow and went back into
                     its den it would mean a longer winter.

                                                                            Teachers prepare for Distance Leaning.

 18 | The Priory Press — Summer 2020
Printing PPE
                                                derstandings of physics. But, he was itching

                                                                                                   Mr. Bryan Taylor
                                                to do anything he could to help. Inspired by
                                                YouTube personality Destin from Smarter-

for Local
                                                EveryDay, Mr. Taylor kicked it into gear and
                                                began production on his own PPE at home.
                                                Producing five per day, Mr. Taylor has donat-

Hospitals
                                                ed forty-five face shields so far to local hos-
                                                pitals. He’s part of a team of ten who are pro-
                                                ducing face shields for hospitals in the area,
                                                and they have already donated 2,650 face
D

                                                                                                       Interview with
    uring these stressful pandemic times,
                                                shields to Holy Cross. Mr. Taylor plans to con-
    hospitals are in dire need for PPE (per-
                                                tinue production until all 3.5kg of filament
sonal protective equipment) at a time when
                                                he has on hand for his 3D printer depletes!
such supplies are low all around the world.
This has led to many generous folks setting     For students who share the same itch to help
up shops within their own homes to pro-         those in need, Mr. Taylor recommends helping
duce face shields and provide them to local     out local food delivery services. Many elder-
medical centers and people alike. One such      ly folks cannot leave their homes as they are
charitable physics teacher, our very own Mr.    most at risk to the fatal symptoms of the virus.
Taylor, has dusted off a previously rundown     It would be spectacular if you check in with
3D printer and begun production at home.        your local food banks to make food deliveries
                                                to the elderly or simply donate food to those
                                                who are in need. As Abbey boys, we should
                                                demonstrate the Benedictine hallmarks of
                                                love and community by helping our neighbors
                                                and those most impacted by the pandemic.

                                                A team of 10 producing face shields.

                                                       THEY’VE DONATED
                                                    2,650+ TO HOLY CROSS

                                                Mr. Taylor concludes by saying he cannot
                                                wait to see everybody back at school once
                                                this is all over. Although this event has been
                                                anxiety-inducing, Mr. Taylor has noted that
Example of face shields printed by Mr. Taylor   it has made him appreciate things that he
                                                once took for granted in life. He hopes that
Thankfully, Mr. Taylor has been doing well      everybody appreciates the little things that
during quarantine. He enjoys geeking out        people may take for granted in life. Hopeful-
with his Physics students over Zoom and         ly 3D printing face shields will return every-
recalls a class where his Form IV students      body to the Abbey quicker, he concludes. •
were incredibly engaged with questions that
led them to very detailed conceptual un-

                                                         The Priory Press — Summer 2020 | 19
The Doodle
The Dudeler

 20 | The Priory Press — Summer 2020
The History
                                                                                     the Devine Theater) was opened in the fall
Fr. Michael Hall, OSB, Ph.D, ‘56
                                                                                     of 1946, a possible venue for dances came
                                                                                     into being, viz. the gym playing floor. In those

                                   of Abbey
                                                                                     years, there was usually a Christmas dance
                                                                                     with all the expected seasonal decorations,
                                                                                     and at least a spring dance, open to all four

                                   Dances
                                                                                     grades in the school, as it was structured
                                                                                     then. Only couples were admitted. Abbey
                                                                                     Boys had to find dates! These dances were
                                                                                     described as “semi-formal” which meant
                                   A    lmost every year when the election of
                                        student council president comes around
                                   in May, we all gather in the Devine Theater
                                                                                     jackets and ties were required for boys and
                                                                                     “party dresses” for girls. In those days par-
                                                                                     ents served as the chaperones and provided
                                   to listen to the speeches of the candidates,      the refreshments. No disc jockeys. A band
                                   in which they tell us their plans and goals if    of some kind was always hired. Never was
                                   elected. Almost always, as far back as I can      there any “informal” dance where such dress
                                   remember, there is one common promise             was allowed! Tables and chairs were set up
                                   in these speeches: there will be bigger and       around the edges of the gym floor, the band
                                   better dances, more of them, and of course        on the stage. Some effort was always put
                                   there will be more girls! So, it would seem       into decorating or having a theme of some
                                   that the quality of dances is a matter which      kind for the dance. The very formal Prom still
                                   looms large in the consciousness of the typi-     continued to be in the Carlton Hotel, not ex-
                                   cal Abbey Boy. So, on this matter it may be of    pensive for the school because the manager
                                   some interest to look back on the origin and      of the hotel was the father of an Abbey Boy!
                                   history of Abbey dances. How far have we
                                   come, and what changes have taken place?          In the fall of 1955 the present academic
                                                                                     building was opened. Dances still were held
                                   For the first few years of the Priory School      in the old gym, but the new building allowed
                                   (as it was called until 1961), the school was     some experimentation with other locations.
                                   housed in the north wing of the monastery.        The room that is now Room 13, the middle
                                   There was no assembly space even, so defi-        school lab, was then the cafeteria, and a cou-
                                   nitely no place to hold a dance. I think the      ple of dances were tried there, including the
                                   first dance in school history was probably        first ever middle school dance in the early
                                   the Prom in May 1946, because this was held       1970’s. When the wing was added – which
                                   in the Carlton Hotel on 16th Street N.W.          includes the present library – that current
                                   near the White House (now called the Sher-        library space was then the cafeteria. A cou-
                                   aton-Carlton). It was a strictly formal affair    ple of dances took place there. But the most
                                   – tux for boys, evening dresses for girls. Be-    interesting social event to take place regular-
                                   cause of the small size of the school enroll-     ly there for a few years was “The Cotillion”, a
                                   ment, this Prom was open to all grades, nine      series of Saturday evening dance lessons for
                                   through twelve. And yes, occasionally, a fresh-   middle school boys and invited middle school
                                   man boy and date attended! Only couples           girls from area schools. These sessions were
                                   were allowed, no “stags” (unaccompanied           conducted by a professional dance instruc-
                                   boys). The formality included a receiving line    tor, a man named Vince Damone. It was al-
                                   in which the boys introduced their dates to       ways fun for me to watch the arrival of the
                                   the chaperones and any teachers attending.        participants. Vans with happy and eager girls
                                   When the first gymnasium (now the core of         would arrive, then cars with usually very sul-

                                                                                      21 | The Priory Press — Summer 2020
len and reluctant Abbey middle school guys who         tried to break in, police had to be called! Parents,
had to be almost pushed out the cars by their par-     don’t worry, Abbey dances in recent years have
ents. The teacher brought his own dance records        been very calm and orderly! So be not afraid.
and record player. He would demonstrate formal
dance steps for such dances of the past as foxtrot,
waltz, two-step, samba etc. He would demon-
strate with one of the taller girls. Then boys and        The doors had to be locked.
girls would be paired up and try to imitate what
they had seen. Parents loved The Cotillion; Abbey
boys hated it! So, it only lasted a couple of years.         BOYS FROM OTHER
Occasional all-school dances still took place in           SCHOOLS WOULD TRY
the gym; still only couples admitted. As new-
er dance styles developed, the school admin-
                                                            TO BREAK IN, POLICE
istration kept a wary eye on what they consid-               HAD TO BE CALLED!
ered inappropriate. Parents and grandparents
reading this may remember from your youth
the dance called “The Twist”, popularized by           When the new gymnasium was opened in 2003,
a then-TV show called “American Bandstand”.            the old gym, scene of so many Abbey dances,
On one famous occasion, the headmaster (no,            was remodeled into the current Devine Theater.
not me, long before me!) halted the dance and          The venue of dances moved to the Wrestling
ordered the band to stop playing because he            Room in the lower level (to spare the gym floor!)
considered The Twist to be inappropriate, al-          – not exactly an ideal space with a low ceiling
beit very almost sedate by current standards!          etc. The concept of couples dancing had largely
                                                       vanished, as had dance steps to be learned and
                                                       all those prehistoric ideas. The Wrestling Room
                                                       does not really lend itself to decoration! The
   Naturally I think                                   annual Prom, now for 5th and 6th Forms only,
                                                       continues to be in a hotel space. Formal dress
                                                       required in theory! Within ten minutes of the
         THEY WERE BETTER                              start, boys’ jackets are off, followed soon by ties,
             WHEN I WAS A                              still later girls shoes are off. The very occasion-
                                                       al “slow dance” for couples, but the dance floor
            STUDENT HERE                               is not usually crowded for these! But a buffet
                                                       supper has been added as part of the Prom!
It was not until the 80’s that “open dances” where     So, are St. Anselm’s dances better now than in
unaccompanied boys or girls or groups could            the past? I am hardly one to really evaluate, but
come. Now teachers rather than parents were            after each dance I hear different opinions from
recruited to be chaperones. Formality and stan-        students. Naturally I think they were better
dards of dress declined radically! Bands were          when I was a student here! But be sure of one
too expensive, DJ’s became the norm – often stu-       thing…in the candidate speeches this coming
dent DJ’s. Once or twice there was a dance in our      May, you will hear again, “If I am elected we will
gym sponsored jointly with a girls school. Well        have better dances…. More girls etc.” The more
do I remember one such dance sponsored joint-          things change, the more they remain the same. •
ly with Holy Names Academy, a small all-girls
school in Silver Spring, no longer in existence. Too
many people came. It became too crowded. The
doors had to be locked. Boys from other schools

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