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L E T T E R S
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Annual Elections
                                          Acknowledgement of Country
                                                                                                                                                                                                        LETTERS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Students’ Representative Council,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      University of Sydney
         I acknowledge that Honi Soit is published and distributed on the land of the Gadigal People of the Eora Nation. They are this land’s original and ongoing custodians. I pay my
         respects to their Elders, past, present and emerging. In Edition 3 of the 2017 Sydney University Law Society Biannual, an author penned a piece which said Australia’s First

                                                                                                                                                                                                        “You’re
         Peoples were and remain alien to the law that continues to be imposed. That much is evident from the Bowraville campaign. The families of Evelyn, Colleen and Clinton have                                                                   plantings that showed signs of being
         been fighting thirty years for a retrial. They have listened to the law from the beginning. From the first trial to the coronial inquest, the opinions of three Attorneys-General, to the                                                    trampled on. Stickers were also

                                                                                                                                                                                                        welcome”
         Court of Appeal and the High Court, the law has failed these families and now they seek to change it. That the law is the preeminent tool of justice is recited and taught in law                                                            plastered on to the nearby native trees.
         schools nationwide, reproduced and legitimised by the media, sanctioned by lawmakers and drilled into law enforcement. And then it enables the disproportionate imprisonment                                                                 You probably know that the trees are
         of First Nations Peoples and their deaths at the hands of police. Somewhere along the way, the purpose of the law has been lost. The law is a repository of all the rights and                                                               important to the Gadigal. The Gadi
         remedies available to a person. It is — in effect — a normative toolkit which is capable of damage and repair, but reality is more racist, more malicious and more incompetent.                Good day!                                     trees deserve respect and we must care
         The law is a blunt knife which can be sharpened to do justice. If unsharpened, it can do a lot of damage. If sharpened, it is still only one tool. Disband your idealistic views of                                                          for them – as our ancestors have done
                               justice. Stand with the families and communities in their ongoing fights for justice. This always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.                                  I just wanted to say “thanks” for             before us.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It’s time to
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      about the issues that you’re passionate

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        We really, really appreciate it.              about – but please also respect our
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      public art and consider what meaning it
    4         NEWS                                       Editors                                            A new life form came to Eastern                  I have imagined a fever dream of           I’m reaching out today to ask if you          might have to others in our community
                                                         Baopu He, Pranay Jha, Amelia Mertha,               Avenue. They turned up in the middle         pipes and speakers, surveillance and eyes      could add a link back to our site (https://   as you do so.
    7         CARTOON                                    Liam Thorne, Jessica Syed, Nell O’Grady,           of the night. Large and grey, they were      peeking out from darkened interiors.           www.canva.com). That way, people can
                                                         Carrie Wen, Joe Verity, Annie Zhang &              heavy-footed things, filled to the brim          Editing Honi Soit is a little like         easily find us when reading your article.     — Professor Lisa Jackson-Pulver
    8         OPINION
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               in the SRC elections

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                                                         Alan Zheng                                         with clay, silt and soil. In each, a small   imagining         these       subterranean
                                                                                                            tree took root. Now, those charcoal tree     possibilities: formulating questions,                                                        Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Indigenous
    10        PERSPECTIVE                                                                                                                                                                               Either way, thanks for the shout out
                                                         Writers                                            pots or ‘planter boxes’ are fixtures of      finding answers, stumbling in the              and keep up the great work!                   Strategy and Services)
    12        ANALYSIS                                   Garnet Chan, Rebecca Chu, Vivienne                 Eastern Avenue. They simulate a bizarre      dark and reimagining the scope
                                                         Davies, Samuel Garrett, Joseph Guo,                game of Cube Runner as student feet          of possibility against reality, all in         Thanks,
    16        HISTORY                                    Emma Goldrick, Coco Huang, Patrick                 press to libraries, ducking and weaving      the name of pursuing that which

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                                                         McKenzie, Hazel Mackenzie Peterson,                amidst arbor and SRC campaigners             is often romanticised as truth.                          — Kate Teng
    17        FEATURE                                    Peter Prentice, Antoinette Radford,                in this caffeinated time of the year.            But, no lead ever takes you to precisely

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Photoshop
    20        PHOTO ESSAY                                Angad Roy, Lindsay Rui, Anthony                        With mid-sems and exams drawing          what you expect. Most times, the end of
                                                         Segaert, Max Shanahan & Rhea Thomas                near, it feels instinctive to walk with      the road is far more banal than mystical.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        for dummies
    22        CREATIVE                                                                                      pace and minimise distraction. The               At the beginning of this year, I
                                                         Artists                                            days feel short, and the exams, heavily      balanced a thesis with this role. After a
    23        MULTILINGUAL

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  HERE
                                                         Browntown, Matthew Fisher, Lauren                  weighted. But spare a moment,                stress-induced breakdown, I turned to
                                                         Moore, Ludmilla Nunell & Mei Zheng                 temporarily reduce your sensitivity to       the honours coordinator. He told me that       Dear Honi Soit,
    24        SRC                                                                                           public embarrassment and examine             three people would read my thesis in
    26        PUZZLES                                    Cover                                              those pots for yourself. Gently press        total. Each would be a faculty academic,       Shame. Shame, shame, shame. In an

    27        COMEDY
                                                         Angela Zha                                         your cheek against the uneven cobbles
                                                                                                            of Eastern Avenue. Look underneath.
                                                                                                                                                         and each would do so because they
                                                                                                                                                         were required to mark it, rather than
                                                                                                                                                                                                        article on SRC online campaigns, you
                                                                                                                                                                                                        (quite fairly) described my forward-          We can’t hear
                                                                                                                My theory is that those pots are
                                                                                                            planted much deeper than they appear.
                                                                                                                                                         natural interest. The thesis would then
                                                                                                                                                         go into the University’s thesis library,
                                                                                                                                                                                                        rolling as ‘awkward’, shaming me in
                                                                                                                                                                                                        front of your millions of rabid readers.      you over our                                 2019 Polling Booth
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      bias
                                                                                                            You might assume that’s because the          where few, if any, would subsequently          But to describe PUMP’s graphic design
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Times and Places
    Disclaimer: Honi Soit is published by the Directors of Student Publications (DSPs), who are elected
                                                                                                            pots serve obvious practical functions.      gaze upon it. Honi, on the other hand,         as ‘Canva-produced’ is where I draw
    by the Students’ Representative Council (SRC). The SRC provides space and administrative support
                                                                                                            They must, after all, amount to much         will live on, digitised online, archived       the line. C*nva is a graphic design tool
    only, which is financed by the University of Sydney. The current DSPs - Laura Glase, Brandon Hale,
                                                                                                            more than cosmetic additions to one of       by Fisher’s Rare Books Collection, and         analogous to Snapchat in terms of             Honi was incredibly biased against Josie
    Jinwei Luan, Kedar Maddali, Sean Perry and Jiaqi Shi - are the publisher of the print editions and
                                                                                                            the busiest thoroughfares on campus.         in the memory of this year’s readers.          editing prowess, you may as well have         in the SRC debate. Some questions,
    online materials of Honi Soit. All expressions on Honi Soit are not to be regarded of the SRC, unless
                                                                                                                You may say the pots are defensive           The banal can be mystical, and             said that I designed our campaign on          some answers, mostly heckling. As           POLLING                              WED 25TH            THURS 26TH
    specifically stated. The SRC accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of any of the opinions or
                                                                                                            bollards and that they are fixed to          at Honi, it often has been. Spring             MS Paint. I used Adobe Photoshop™,            someone who had no real opinion on
       information contained in Honi Soit, nor does it endorse any of the advertisements and insertions.                                                                                                                                                                                          LOCATION                             SEPT 2019           SEPT 2019
                                                                                                            the underbelly of Eastern Avenue by          is here now. Happy reading.                    thank you very much. I’m deeply hurt          the candidates before this debate, I’m
                                                                                                            some 20-metre metal strut. I wouldn’t                                                       and offended, and seek an immediate           incredibly disappointed at the absolute
               Please direct all advertising inquiries to publications.manager@src.usyd.edu.au.
                                                                                                            dismiss that possibility. But underneath,                                  Alan Zheng       retraction from your esteemed                 shitshow I just watched.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        publication.                                                                              Fisher                               8:45 – 5.15         8:45 – 5.15
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not once did you bring up any past
                                                                                                                                                                                                        — PUMP’s Graphic Designer                     social media posts, and glossed over
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      his tantrum with Jacky. You did not let     Jane Foss Russell 8:45 – 5.15                            8:45 – 5.15

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Indigenous
                                                         surprise to me when, in the first week             find a place in the derelict halls of the    Alongside your opponents. Jakovac                                                            her speak or reply to what Liam was
                                                                                                            SRC offices then there will always be        decried “Doon” and “Grass Roots”                                                             saying NEARLY as much as you let
                                                         of physical campaigning, these veritable                                                                                                                                                                                                 Manning                              10:45 – 3.15        10:45 – 3.15
                                                                                                                                                                                                        art chalked
                                                         mavericks sprung the middle finger                 a place at the nuclear plant for them!       for running a smear campaign… But                                                            Liam respond to what Josie was saying.
                                                         once again to so-called “expectations”!            Smithers, send them an invitation!           ahoy-hoy! Boost screenshotted young                                                          In their write ups and interviews, you
                                                             Having done their duty as diligent,                                                         lad Swapnik Sanagavarupu’s election                                                          did not criticise Liam in the same way      PNR Building                         11:45 – 2.15        No polling
                                                         ruthless campaigners and engaged in                                 Boost, eh?                  profile picture caption and posted a           Dear Sydney University community,             you did Josie- and this carried over into
                                                         a bit of harmless cross-campaigning,                                                            “meme” of it in order to make fun of                                                         the debate questions. Taking stock of       Cumberland                           9:45 – 2.15         9:45 – 2.15
                                                         CREAM bravely defied the instructions              Ironic, isn’t it Smithers? In my Friday      what he was saying. If this isn’t a smear      I share a deep commitment to freedom          the questions (in my opinion), Liam’s
                                                         of the Electoral Officer and refused to            the 13th article, SRC 2019: Fact checking    campaign, Smithers, then I don’t know          of speech on our campus, and strongly         questions were actually centred on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      his policy whereas Josie’s attacked her     Conservatorium                       9:45 – 2.15         No polling
                     Mr
                                                         take down comments on posts made                   the first 48 hours, we noted diligently      what is! Ooh, the Liberals are mad at          support the many places where students
                                                         by BOOST. This innocent act of self-               to the BOOST campaign that their             me. I’m so scared! Oooh, the Liberals!         and others can chalk messages and put         character and past. Editors, this isn’t

                    Burns’                               promotion (the lifeblood of our society)           primary policy video had a duration          Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers….
                                                                                                                                                         Layabouts…. Slug-a-beds! Little do they
                                                                                                                                                                                                        up posters expressing their views on
                                                                                                                                                                                                        a range of topics that are important to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      quality or fair reporting. I’ve believed
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      for a while now that Honi should not be
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  SCA                                  No polling          9:45 – 2.15
                    Book
                                                         resulted in a gravely injust 48 hour ban!          of “a whopping four minutes.” BOOST
                                                         As if they hadn’t suffered enough after            have since made bite-size 30 second-or-      realise their days of suckling at my teat      them – including climate change.              in charge of moderating these debates-
                                                         tagging the wrong Andrew Moore in                  so videos for separate policies, and each    are numbered.                                                                                it just doesn’t make sense to me when
                  Cream? Excellent.                      their campaign video.                              of them bear the caption “Not willing            If you can take advantage of a             But I was disappointed to see a message       your political leanings are made so           Pre-polling will also be held outside the
                                                             If it’s a crime to run without                 to watch our main video that goes for        situation in some way, it’s your duty          chalked on one of our public art works        incredibly clear by the tone and detail
    If there’s one thing I admire about                                                                     a “whopping four minutes” (Honi Soit         as an American to do it. Why should            on Eastern Avenue yesterday morning.          of the content you publish. I don’t           Jane Foss Russell Building, on Tuesday
                                                         having written for Honi, then I guess
    CREAM for Honi, it’s their audacity.                 CREAM are guilty. And if it’s a crime              2019)? You fools! They have, somehow         the race always be to the swift, or the                                                      have a solution as to who SHOULD be           24th September from 10am–3pm.
    You thought at least a few months                    to break the electoral regulations, then I         at once taken my advice and shortened        jumble to the quick-witted? Along              I hope the person responsible was             moderating at this point, but all I know
    experience writing for Honi was a basic              suppose they’re guilty too. These pesky            their videos, and tried to mock me!          this vein, BOOST have produced a               unaware that the sculpture was created        is I’m doubtful the privilege should be
    prerequisite for running? “To hell with              regulations might well cost them the               Release the hounds!                          commendable policy of SRC funded               by Aboriginal artist Dale Harding, as         given to you.                               Authorised by C.Lu, Electoral Officer 2019,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Students’ Representative Council, University of Sydney
    your preconceptions!” they say. At least             election. I suppose that’s the kind of                 Family, religion, friendship. These      LinkedIn Pictures. Indeed, I do highly         a homage to our environment and our                                                       p: 02 9660 5222 | w: srcusyd.net.au
    some level of editing experience? “Pish              bias you can expect from a communist               are the three demons you must slay           commend this overt careerism. Why              role in it.                                   Sincerely,
    posh!” is the response. So it came as no             student union! If these go-getters can’t           if you wish to succeed in business.          conceal it, Smithers?
                                                                                                                                                                                                        The artwork is surrounded by native           — A third year science student
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N E W S                                                                                                                                                                                N E W S

USyd contingent, at least 2,000 strong, joins more                                                                                                                                     Crim essay opt-outs Staff survey sees drop in
than 80,000 others in Climate Strike                                                                                                                                                   permitted           workplace satisfaction
The University of Sydney              The only campaigners spotted
                                                                            Reporting by Joseph Verity and Amelia Mertha || Photography by Liam Thorne                                 Jessica Syed                                                               Samuel Garrett
contingent, which amassed             on Eastern Avenue immediately
numbers of at least 2,000,            after the strike were from the                                                                                                                   The Sydney Law School has al-         psychological discomfort in                                               ally higher. By contrast, metrics    organisational     commitment
joined more than 80,000 others        Panda faction.                                                                                                                                   lowed students studying Crim-         order to be able to undertake                    Key points               including processes, technol-        (82%) and the performance
in the Domain last week as part           Liam Donohoe, Grassroots                                                                                                                     inal Law to opt-out of essay          an alternative essay question.                                            ogy and student satisfaction         of colleagues (81%). However,
of the global climate strike.         presidential            candidate,                                                                                                               questions concerning sexual           Students taking the unit told         - This is the first staff engage-   sat 16%, 18% and 21% below           even these positive results re-
    Students, academics, and          confirmed that Grassroots                                                                                                                        offences and female genital           Honi that they were not explic-       ment survey since 2016.             the Go8 average, respectively.       main below the Go8 average.
staff convened outside Fisher         suspended campaigning for the                                                                                                                    mutilation. Students taking the       itly told that the option existed,                                            The results stand out in         Concerningly, despite broader
Library at 10am before                day to attend the climate strike.                                                                                                                subject in semester two were          should they become distressed         - The University of Sydney          the context of the sweep-            satisfaction with gender equi-
marching down City Road and               “I think the issue of climate                                                                                                                given the choice between these        – either in tutorials or in the       ranked below the Group of Eight     ing changes currently be-            ty and respect, female staff re-
through Broadway. Students            change is generally the most                                                                                                                     two topics for the mid-semester       Unit of Study (UOS) outline.          (Go8) average.                      ing implemented under the            ported lower satisfaction with
and staff from Notre Dame             important political issue for                                                                                                                    assessment for the subject.               Course content to be ex-                                              Sydney       Operating     Model.    both, while non-binary and
University and the University         a great deal of young people                                                                                                                         Course convenors Dr Tanya         amined in the unit’s final exam       -Satisfaction with the over-            In a recent email to staff,      long-term staff reported lower
of Technology Sydney joined           and I think if campaigners                                                                                                                       Mitchell and Andrew Dyer told         is yet to be released. On this,       all progress of the University      Vice-Chancellor Michael Spen-        satisfaction across all metrics.
the march, before contingents         successfully link their team to                                                                                                                  Honi that, “Where a student in-       Mitchell and Dyer told Honi that      remains low, at 46%                 ce wrote that low satisfaction       Satisfaction with the large ma-
from all over the city converged      environmental improvement                                                                                                                        dicated that, for psychological       they “have made a determina-                                              with processes was “perhaps          jority of workplace practices
in and around Hyde Park and           then they will see more success                                                                                                                  reasons, [they] was uncomfort-        tion that it is not appropriate to                                        unsurprising given that we are       remains below 70%, the low-
the Domain.                           than they would otherwise,”                                                                                                                      able answering the questions          discuss the substantive content      The results of the triennial         in the midst of a major organisa-    est being processes (25%) and
    The march was only one of         Donohoe said.                                                                                                                                    that we had set, we immedi-           of the exam … before students        University Staff Engagement          tional improvement program.”         change & innovation (26%).
thousands happening across                Donohoe’s opponent, Boost’s                                                                                                                  ately provided [them] with an         have completed their interim         Survey saw staff report low-             The survey’s results suggest         38% of staff reported being
the globe throughout the day.         Josie Jakovac, verified that                                                                                                                     alternative question about the        assessment” and that details         er satisfaction with the ma-         a failure of the University to en-   satisfied with the consultation
Similar marches took place in         members of the Boost campaign                                                                                                                    law of criminal complicity.” It is    will be released later in the        jority of workplace practices        sure that its organisational im-     they received on changes that
every major city in the country,      attended the rally, but would                                                                                                                    unclear whether such an indi-         semester, as per the UOS out-        assessed since the last survey       provement program is effective,      have affected them. Satisfaction
as well as a large number of          not comment on whether she                                                                                                                       cation required something like        line. Though this is common-         in 2016, raising concerns over       provides better clarity and is       with the overall progress of the
smaller cities and towns.             personally attended.                                                                                                                             a medical certificate to be pre-      place within the Law School,         the efficacy and impact of           consultative in a time of change.    University remains low at 46%.
    The strike, initially inspired        “The issue of the climate and                                                                                                                sented. It is also unclear wheth-     the apprehension of potentially      changes under the new Syd-               The     greatest    improve-         For a world-leading uni-
by Swedish high school student        the environment is of critical                                                                                                                   er the option of alternative as-      triggering content in their final    ney Operating Model on staff.        ment since 2016 was seen in          versity, the results paint a
and activist Greta Thunberg, is       importance to many USyd                                                                                                                          sessment was made abundantly          exam for the unit may in itself          The survey, which received       areas relating to the Univer-        concerning picture of dis-
the second to have taken place        students,” Jakovac told Honi.                                                                                                                    clear to students. Honi under-        induce psychological distress.       a 63% response rate, mea-            sity’s support of career devel-      satisfaction,       particularly
this year. Protesters took to             190 classes from the                                                                                                                         stands that, even after the as-           Dyer and Mitchell told Honi      sured staff satisfaction across      opment, however this was             when measured against com-
Sydney streets in March 2019,         University voted to join the                                                                                                                     sessment was due, several stu-        that “Sexual assault is dealt        a range of measures, including       overshadowed by larger falls         parable     Go8     universities.
however, the turnout to today’s       strike in the lead up to the event.                                                                                                              dents perceived the questions         with in Criminal Law courses         work and life balance, change        regarding staff access to infor-         Spence has directed that
rally was at least five times         The week before the event, the                                                                                                                   provided to be unconditionally        because of the efforts of femi-      processes     and    leadership.     mation, the ability to manage        survey results be used to in-
larger by most estimates.             University announced that                                                                                                                        compulsory.                           nists decades ago to ensure that         The results in every catego-     job stress, perceptions of eth-      form future actions across
    Evelyn Araluen, a USyd PhD        neither students nor staff would                                                                                                                     This may have been prompt-        such matters were not trivi-         ry ranked below the Group of         ics and efficiency of processes.     the University, but the lack of
candidate and a descendent            be penalised for attending the                                                                                                                   ed by what appears to be an           alised or ignored by criminal        Eight (Go8) university average,          Staff remained most posi-        progress in the past three years
of the Bundjalung nation,             event.                                                                                                                                           onus on students to indicate          law scholars and students.”          bar three which ranked margin-       tive regarding role clarity (85%),   does not bode well for success.
reminded the crowd outside                Lily Campbell, speaking on
Fisher Library that First
Nations struggles for justice
                                      behalf of the USyd’s Socialist
                                      Alternative, told Honi, “We                                                                                                                      Campus Security under fire for homophobic conduct,
                                                                                                                                                                                       documents reveal
and sovereignty and the climate       hope this strike builds the
movement cannot be separated.         enthusiasm and confidence of
    “Do not leave Aboriginal          ordinary people to fight against
people behind in this movement        the climate crisis, and every
                                                                                                                                                                                       Alan Zheng                                                                               Content warning: heterosexism and homophobia
[…]      acknowledge         your     injustice that confronts us. To
accountability,” said Araluen.        those who condemn and mock
                                                                                                                                                                                       Honi     Soit    has     obtained     was swiftly dismissed by the         personnel were disciplined as a      after he said four homosexual        University has replaced SNP
    The protest coincided with        the protesters as time-wasters,
                                                                                                                                                                                       documents under Freedom of            Head of Campus Security              result of the allegations.           officers had “an anecdotal           with Australian Concert and
the last day of the first week        counterproductive        or    any
                                                                                                                                                                                       Information legislation which         Simon Hardman.                           The complaint “is now            reputation for loose morals and      Entertainment Security (ACES)
of on-the-ground campaigning          which slander, we say: look at
                                                                                                                                                                                       indicate Campus Security                  “Effectively, you’ve created a   very difficult to resolve, due       reckless behaviour,” according       in a contract worth $19 million
for next week’s Student’s             history!”
                                                                                                                                                                                       received a complaint alleging         ‘no go’ zone for security guards     to subsequent internal staff         to a report by the Sydney            and expected to last until 2022.
Representative Council elections.
                                                                                                                                                                                       homophobic treatment late last        and that’s not on.”                  changes and our transition to a      Morning Herald in May.                   “We    do     not    tolerate

    Field notes from a scientist on strike
                                                                                                                                                                                       year, but failed to investigate it.       “We must provide security        new security service provider,”          Hardman subjected the            harassment or intimidation
                                                                                                                                                                                           The complainant, who is not       patrols to all areas of campus       the spokesperson said.               officers to drug testing and an      and any official complaint of
                                                                                                                                                                                       known to Honi, sent a message         – including Carslaw toilets;             Hardman, a former NSW            internal investigation which         improper action by staff would
    Coco Huang                                                                                                                                                                         to the University of Sydney           particularly so when there’s a       Police commander, became             made no findings of drug use or      be investigated by the University
                                                                                                                                                                                       Facebook page alleging that           24/7 student hub upstairs.”          Head of Campus Security and          other misconduct.                    and dealt with appropriately,”
    I heard their voices first, a         In her field of fungal biology,   Professor Carter said. “We are       below            internationally-    personal sacrifice required
                                                                                                                                                                                       Campus Security confronted                “Of course, we can’t have        Emergency Management in                  The officers have since          the spokesperson said.
    murmur predicating a crowd        fungi are learning to adapt to        running out of existing drugs        recommended levels.                  could send people into denial
                                                                                                                                                                                       two men in the Carslaw                the patrol officers behaving         2017 after he was discharged         sued the NSW Government,
    whose footsteps and chants        warmer temperatures, such that        and options.”                            “This global, uniform 50%        and “shut down.”
                                                                                                                                                                                       Building’s disabled toilets,          in the manner that is alleged,       from the force.                      alleging         discrimination,
    intensified as they sprawled      our body temperatures could               With her words in mind,          reduction      target     actually       While the scale of
                                                                                                                                                                                       and addressed them by saying          however, we should always                “Normal           recruitment    maladministration and misuse
    over      Eastern      Avenue.    become insufficient to inhibit        I joined the diverse crowd,          translates in Australia and [other   the     problem     may     be
                                                                                                                                                                                       “you’re going to be charged           interrupt public sex acts – no       processes were followed,”            of public funds.
    Spearheaded by a banner           their growth. Combined with           weaving between chant leaders,       high-emission countries] not to      incomprehensible,     perhaps
                                                                                                                                                                                       faggots.”                             exception,” said Hardman.            according to the spokesperson.           At the time of the complaint,
    held between six students, I      the challenge of developing new       bearers of irreverent placards,      reduce by 50%, but by 80%.”          we should direct our attention
                                                                                                                                                                                           “The behaviour of the                 An      official   University        As      Newtown         Police   Campus        Security      was
    watched USyd’s 2000-strong        drugs to bolster the few available    and even the elusive yeti. Upon          But what would an 80%            to what we can comprehend;
                                                                                                                                                                                       security guards was aggressive,       spokesperson told Honi that          Superintendent,         Hardman      contracted out to the embattled
    contingent of protesters turn     for treating fungal infections,       arrival at The Domain, I was         reduction look like? “Energy         to more urgently reduce our
                                                                                                                                                                                       homophobic and a poor                 Campus Security personnel do         had a close relationship with        Sydney Night Patrol and Inquiry
    onto City Road.                   this could precipitate higher         again shocked by the number          consumption went down by             greenhouse gas emissions,
                                                                                                                                                                                       reflection of Sydney University,”     not receive specific training on     University management.. Back         (SNP) which is currently under
        Earlier, I met with           rates of infection and mortality.     of protesters; the area looked       50% in Japan and Germany at          pursue new technological
                                                                                                                                                                                       the complaint alleged.                interrupting sexual activity in      in 2013, then Campus Security        investigation by the NSW
    Professor Dee Carter, the         Already, a case of the multi-         like a fishbowl brimming with        the end of WWII . . . [an] 80%       means of removing them, and
                                                                                                                                                                                           Honi has also seen emails         public places, including public      Manager Morgan Andrews               anti-corruption watchdog for
    Head of Microbiology, to          drug-resistant fungus Candida         people, and the student activists’   reduction [would result in] such     prepare for natural disasters
                                                                                                                                                                                       between       senior     Campus       toilets.                             wrote to Hardman, adding             allegedly falsifying more than
    discuss the climate crisis’s      auris has emerged in Victoria,        speeches galvanised the crowd.       fundamental changes to [our]         and their associated health
                                                                                                                                                                                       Security personnel. In one                However,       “Sexual    acts   “Let me know when you want           $120,000 in fake timesheets.
    impact on human health. She       with a 30-day mortality rate of           But my following interview       lives that [we] cannot imagine.”     challenges ahead. Whether
                                                                                                                                                                                       email chain, Security Risk            which occur in a public place        a milkshake.” Honi previously        The investigation is ongoing.
    highlighted how rising global     over 35.2%.                           with Professor Manfred Lenzen,           While supportive of striking     this personal, social and
                                                                                                                                                                                       Coordinator Duane Ledford             could constitute a breach of         reported that Hardman was                Although Wilson Security
    temperatures and increasing           “There’s a desperate need         a sustainability researcher, was     for 100% renewable energy            political commitment can be
                                                                                                                                                                                       suggested that campus security        the Summary Offences Act             involved in collaboration with       had a brief stint providing
    numbers of natural disasters      for new drugs, and there’s not        more sobering. His work has          by 2030, he cautioned against        enacted globally before we
                                                                                                                                                                                       should      temporarily     cease     1988 (NSW)” and personnel            University management against        campus security at the time of
    would leave us “much more         enough research and funding           highlighted the need for high-       “creat[ing] a false sense of         bear the brunt of the climate
                                                                                                                                                                                       surveillance of the Carslaw           are trained in responding to         student strikes.                     the complaint, Honi understands
    vulnerable to fungal, bacterial   going on to bring them into           income countries to reduce           security that doing this is all      crisis is something we should
                                                                                                                                                                                       bathrooms until the complaint         breaches of law.                         Hardman        also      faced   it was not involved.                 Pictured: Head of Campus Security
    and parasitic infections.”        the mainstream pipelines,”            greenhouse gas emissions             it takes,” as the substantial        not wait to find out.                                                                                                                                                                 Simon Hardman
                                                                                                                                                                                       was resolved. This suggestion             No       campus       security   allegations of homophobia                Since the complaint, the

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SRC rejects motion to reimburse the Climate Strike
Organising Committee
Emma Goldrick
The University of Sydney              component in moulding public           of pocket. Alongside the refusal    reimbursement came from             strike. The motion included the
(USyd) Students' Representative       opinion and lobbying vested            to reimburse the Climate Strike     the Education Officers, which       SRC funding 10,000 leaflets
Council (SRC) Executive voted         stakeholders. In recent years, the     Organising Committee, the           had recently purchased 100          & 500 posters alongside a
to reject the reimbursement of        USyd SRC has battled with the          SRC also rejected funding for       shirts for over $650 in July.       statement calling on students to
student activists involved with       extent to which they endorse           students to attend the Students     The executive members noted         skip class on strike day.
the Climate Strike Organising         student activism, despite the          for Sustainability conference       that many of these shirts were          This agenda item saw
Committee, only days before           three guiding words in the             earlier this year.                  sitting in the Office Bearers       councillors from the right-
one of the largest student            SRC logo reading “activism,                SRC co-Vice President Dane      room collecting dust after          wing majority bloc abstain or
protests in recent memory.            advocacy, representation.’             Luo told Honi the refusal was       being purchased. There was no       vote against the motion due
    On 10 September, a motion             “The SRC has [historically]        made “in accordance with the        explanation why an extra 120        to disagreements around the
to reimburse student activists        been a great supporter of              Executive Payments Policy”.         shirts were needed when many        motion’s wording or politics,
involved in the Climate Strike        important          environmental           The policy stipulates that      existing shirts could have been     and the role of nuclear energy;
was submitted by James                activism,” Newbold told Honi.          “before finalising payment(s) on    used.”                              before the majority passed the
Newbold       (National      Labor    “However, under the influence          items of expenditure for large          While the SRC did not           motion.
Students) and the SRC’s current       of the Liberals this year the          amounts (generally $350 or          provide reimbursements for              Questions remain as to
co- Education Officer. The            SRC has come under serious             more) a quote or invoice (with      the protests, Luo reassured         whether the SRC should take
SRC Executive voted against           threat. Despite this, I’ll continue    an ABN) should be provided          Honi that the SRC had provided      a more active role in financing
the motion, with no dissent           fighting to get the funding this       for the SRC to pay the amount       “metres of calico and thousands     and      supporting       student
recorded. The reimbursement           vital climate activism deserves.”      directly rather than through a      of printed paper” alongside         activism, or whether the denial
request Newbold put forward               The mass campaign was              later reimbursement”.               loaning “megaphones, speaker        of funds stemmed from a basis
totalled just over $700, a cost       organised on a “shoestring                 Furthermore, Luo claimed,       systems and other equipment.”       of miscommunication over
that was subsequently fronted         budget” due to lack of SRC             “stationery and room bookings           The SRC administration's        resources already available.
by student activists. The bulk        support, according to Kelton           are given to Office Bearers for     approach to the climate crisis
of the request came from the          Muir, a student activist heavily       free from our organisation,         more broadly has seen many
$420 the Committee used to            involved in the Climate Strike         so the Executive found it           members abstain or vote against
make 120 T-shirts for students        Organising Committee. Muir             unreasonable that students          motions that would have given
attending the event, with other       said that the rejection of SRC         should have to pay over $200        the SRC a move active role in
smaller expenses including            financial assistance has meant         for something that Office           the movement.
stickers, paint, stencils and         that despite setting up donation       Bearers could easily get for free       The 4th September SRC
room hire.                            drives, a GoFundMe page and            if they asked”.                     meeting saw a motion put
    Historically, student activism    numerous fundraising events,               In reference to the $420        forward regarding the SRC’s
has been a fundamental                student activists are still left out   for t-shirts, Luo told Honi, “The   endorsement of the climate

'Thoroughly disappointing': International and
Global Studies students call for certainty
Anthony Segaert
                                      or internship.                         it is unreasonable that we as       that “if you do want to do          hardship” associated with the
              Key points                  Students have said they            students are expected to plan       Honours, the best way to do it      introduction of the degree,
                                      were told prior to enrolling that      our academic progression            is to do a short term exchange.”    and pointed to the faculty
    - INGS students are angry that    they would be able to complete         meticulously while not having           These developments are the      Handbook for information
    degree requirements have not      a semester exchange in fourth          the academic information we         latest in a sea of confusion and    about the degree structure and
    been fully communicated to        year alongside an Honours              need to do so,” the petition        miscommunication concerning         requirements. The Handbook
    them                              project.     However      Acting       read.                               the degree.                         has no mention of cultural units
                                      Degree Director James Curran               Second year INGS student            Questions       were     also   in the language minor.
    - Students say they were misled   now says that doing both in the        Jaspar       McCahon-Boersma,       raised over the requirements            The spokesperson said FASS
    about fourth year exchange and    same year is impossible, despite       who organised the petition,         of the compulsory language          is undertaking checks to ensure
    Honours options                   providing no alternative for           said the information required       minor. Most language minors,        correct advice had been given
                                      students who want to partake           to plan future study was simply     operated by individual schools      to students.
    - The University has apologised   in a semester-long exchange.           unavailable.                        of languages, require 6 credit          Students say they were
                                          The fact that the compulsory           “I had been applying for        points of 2000-level culture        convinced that the Advanced
International    and     Global       exchange was worked into the           exchange a year early, in third     units, but confusion towards        Studies stream would be a
Studies (INGS) students are           degree structure was a major           year instead of fourth year,” he    these       requirements      has   beneficial addition to their
voicing their anger over a lack       selling point of the degree,           said.                               abounded.                           university      education    but
of communication and clarity          students say, who are now                  “I realised that the Faculty        “James Curran [says] that if    are now less confident in its
regarding the future years of         left without clear academic            had no idea what we were            you are an INGS student you         promise, seeing it as a profit-
their degree.                         progression timelines due to           doing for fourth year and I         don’t need to do that cultural      driven scheme compromised by
   Second year students in the        the limited availability of INGS       realised none of us had any idea    unit, however, it has not been      funding cuts and understaffing.
Bachelor of Arts/Bachelor of          units.                                 what we were doing either.”         mentioned anywhere in that              “This ties into the fact
Advanced Studies (International           Earlier this semester, 68              “The information just wasn’t    handbook. So we’re going off        that nationally we’re seeing
and Global Studies) degree            second year students signed a          there,” he said.                    the word of the director,” said     universities being treated as
say they are unsure of the            petition demanding temporary               FASS, along with Professor      McCahon-Boersma.                    companies and businesses
requirements for the final year       degree director James Curran           Curran and representatives              It’s unclear whether it is      rather than places of education,”
of their studies. The degree          organise an information session        from Sydney Abroad, held an         possible to complete a language     McCahon-Boersma said. “This
was introduced for the first          outlining     students’    fourth      information session earlier         minor without the cultural          is a direct result of that."
time in 2018. The final fourth        year academic options, and             this month aimed at rectifying      units, given the number of
year of the degree includes           information about exchange             student misunderstandings of        language units on offer at USyd.
a compulsory exchange and             requirements.                          the degree structure.                   In a statement to Honi, a
advanced coursework units, as             “While we appreciate that              In a recording seen by Honi,    FASS spokesperson apologised
well as a major research project      this degree is new, we believe         Professor Curran told students      “for any inconveniences or

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    Watching my parents watch The Farewell                                                                                                                                                    A critical appraisal of the
    Baopu He’s parents were not excited about his favourite film .
    I started tearing up thirty minutes            it became clear after the credits rolled       Chinese background.                           sounds jarring when compared with
                                                                                                                                                                                              F23 building

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Art by Mei Zheng
    into watching Lulu Wang’s new family           that they had not been as taken with the           Indeed, the increasing Hollywood          the perfect Northern Chinese accents          Maxim Shanahan picks apart the Vice-Chancellor’s den.
    drama The Farewell. While the premise          film as I was.                                 representation has unintentionally            of the family. English speaking actors
    of the film - a Chinese family using the           “It’s a movie Western audiences will       exposed the growing chasm between             are panned all the time, by audience          From his new office on the very top               If engagement was to be a core
    pretext of a wedding to see their family       like, but not us”                              the Chinese diaspora and their                and critics alike, for not getting accents    floor of the new F23 Administration           precept of the building’s design, then its
    matriarch one last time after she is,              “I don’t think it will do well in China”   homeland. While second generation             correct (just think about Emma Watson         Building, Michael Spence enjoys               architects have failed miserably. Good
    unbeknownst to her, diagnosed with             They tell me that the subject matter           Asians celebrated Chinese-Canadian            every time she plays someone who isn’t        expansive views over the city, its phallic    architecture is supposed to speak to
    terminal cancer - naturally lends itself       of the film is just not something              actor Simu Liu for being cast in Marvel’s     Hermione Granger), so I accept this is        structures providing an inspiring paean       the viewer, but the Admin Building is
    to emotional catharsis, thirty minutes         Chinese people think is worth making           Shang-chi, many Chinese fans found            probably a fairer criticism. Nonetheless,     to corporate success. It’s a far cry from     a hermit — content to remain mute and
    had got to be a new record. By the film’s      a film about, given that lying about           him “not handsome enough.”Such                I didn’t feel as if it detracted from the     the Vice-Chancellor’s old digs on the         unnoticed. In spite of its location on the
    end, I, with the rest of the booked out        death is almost as certain as death            was the intensity of the criticism that       film’s total brilliance. After all, realism   ground floor of the quadrangle — quiet,       university’s most prominent corner, F23
    cinema (most of whom were, like me,            itself in the Chinese lifecycle. While         one can’t help but think that Chinese         isn’t the ultimate aim of cinema.             academic, conservative. While it can be       somehow manages to hide itself from
    Asian-Australian) were floored, some           the guiding tenet of this push for             audiences would rather the role be                My dad has since showed me a              easy to read too much into such things,       the casual gaze. Given the design of the
    pensively reflecting about filial piety        representation is the principle that           whitewashed than be given to an Asian         rather biting Chinese review he found         it is nevertheless worth examining            building, which is remarkable only in its
    and the diaspora (guilty), others trying       having your experiences reflected on           without double eyelids. My parents            online. One line in particular stands         the messages which the new Admin              unremarkableness, this should not be a       manifested in a piece of administrative     design, let alone that of a home of
    their best not to burst out into ugly          the screen allows a film to resonate           ultimately concede that they probably         out.                                          Building projects. After all, it is, in the   surprise. It is stout and blockish, with a   architecture is highly questionable, let    bureaucracy. Inevitably, we reach the
    sobbing (also guilty). Rightfully so, The      more powerfully, maybe there is a limit        would view the film differently had it            “The film is plagued by one problem,      words of its architects, the university’s     peculiar resemblance to a hydraulically-     alone one with all the character and joy    same conclusion as we have with
    Farewell has been hailed not just as a         to how familiar something is before            been an Italian, or Russian family.           and that’s its awareness of its own           “new visible presence to the world.”          pressed pagoda. It pays its dues to          of any corporate office anywhere in the     all the other overstated values in Dr.
    triumph of meaningful representation,          it becomes banal and vapid. Perhaps,               Not just a muted emotional                uniqueness. It can’t fully leave a Western        Dr. Spence himself provides some          modernity with a glass facade, while         world.                                      Spence’s ode to the Admin Building.
    but also just a brilliant film.                expecting them to be excited about a           response, my parents point out more           perspective, but at the same time,            useful insights: “F23…supports in a           grumpily acquiescing to sandstone over           Respect and Integrity                   They mean nothing. It is this apathy
        I enjoyed the film so much that I          common Chinese practice is equivalent          tangible aspects of the film they             insists that it’s sufficiently Eastern. As    visual way the university values -            flammable cladding in an obligatory,             In light of the myriad Sydney           to meaning which best describes this
    decided to watch it a second time, this        to expecting a Western audience to             found strange. While many will find           a result, it struggles to convey both East    openness and engagement; diversity            but utterly meaningless nod to the           apartment buildings ridden with             new building. It aspires to nothing
    time with my parents. Though only a            be excited about a film about a white          it amazing that most of the film is in        and West.”                                    and inclusion; respect and integrity;         university’s sandstone heritage. This        cracks and defects, structural integrity    beyond functionality, and achieves
    week had passed since I last watched it,       family who send their elderly parents          Mandarin, my parents thought this             While the writer almost certainly             courage and creativity.” One must             leaves a bland, forgettable character as     is indeed an achievement to be lauded.      very little in adding to the campus. The
    I teared up and felt the same bittersweet      into a nursing home.                           was a ploy to impress Western viewers,        meant this critically, it’s probably the      pause and wonder whether this former          F23’s primary point of ‘engagement’. As      And it is true that the building remains    apathetic tenor of Dr. Spence’s remarks
    tremors at the same moments. But as                Nonetheless, I remain unconvinced..        not an actual commitment to linguistic        most succinct explanation I’ve ever           Oxford don has surrendered his mind           to openness, a security desk takes pride     standing. Such low aims, however, do        are reflected in the new building:
    much as I was there for the film, I was        I retort that they’re applying a double        realism. Supporting their argument is         read on what it feels like to be part of      to the corporate-speak which so               of place in the polished concrete foyer,     not send a message of excellence to         despite its position as the new home of
    also there to watch my parents watch           standard to film just because the              the casting of Tzi Ma as Billi’s father.      the Asian diaspora. And perhaps it’s          unfortunately pervades the university’s       its guards zealously prohibiting access      the engineering faculty. As to respect,     the VC, it projects no meaning, and is
    it. While watching, I wondered how             director is Chinese, and that they             Playing a migrant from Northern               precisely this ambiguity of identity that     public discourse, or whether he is            to the upper floors.                         the waiter at the posh new cafe on the      both sterile and unavoidably corporate.
    they would view it, given that the story       would’ve never commented on how                China, Tzi Ma, who is originally from         makes The Farewell, while falling short       merely speaking out of his arse.                  Diversity and Inclusion                  ground floor was unfailingly polite as      Whether or not this is an issue is a
    is as much theirs as it is mine.               “commonplace” a film’s subject matter          Hong Kong, speaks Mandarin with a             of expectations for some, so powerfully       Nevertheless, some of these outwardly             It is the utter meaninglessness of       he served me my $24 ‘cheese selection’      different question, but certain things
        Unfortunately, to my disappointment,       was if the characters were from a non-         noticeable Cantonese accent which             truthful for so many others.                  inane statements may tell us something        these words which is so dispiriting.         entree.                                     can be read into Dr. Spence’s move from
                                                                                                                                                                                              about the university’s glowing new            The extent to which diversity and                Courage and Creativity

    How Dungeons & Dragons made me a better writer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     the quadrangle to the top floor of a
                                                                                                                                                                                              edifice.                                      inclusion — those nebulous words                 Courage is a lofty aim for any          corporate office building.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Openness and Engagement                   adored by corporate PR teams — can be

    Video games fail where tabletop gaming succeeds, Peter Prentice argues.
                                                                                                  potential for storytelling aside from         otherwise innocent story of a person
                                                                                                                                                                                              Navigating the ruins of a failed corporation
                                                                                                  text adventures.                              trying to survive in an unknown world.        Garnet Chan unpacks the University’s customer service promises and failures.
                                                                                                      Amidst the proliferation of all               The power of bringing the storyteller
                                                                                                  these mediums, one question remained          into an active role is that it allows         What do USyd and a telecommunications         experience breaks down?                      too decided to change degrees. During       are intentional, keeping students in the
                                                                                                  — how could an author tell both a             for dynamic storytelling. Texts are           provider have in common?                          With your only respite being the         this process, he waited six months for      system for longer, while universities
                                                                                                  descriptively compelling narrative            published at a static point in time, and          Both operate in oligopolistic             now centralised USyd Student Centre          a response despite opening numerous         profit off prolonged degrees.
                                                                                                  while also giving the reader an               as such, questions that arise after the       environments shaped by the ruthless           – the equivalent of a telecom phone          tickets on USyd’s contactless “Service          Simon and Candice were only able
                                                                                                  opportunity to participate? This is what      date of publication cannot be answered        dynamics of supply and demand, hungry         centre – students become helpless            Portal.” Its sterile interface is the       to switch successfully after escalating
                                                                                                  many viewers, and even Gygax himself,         – unless you follow it up. With D&D,          for profits or “market share” when            consumers facing a bureaucratic abyss        equivalent of talking to someone at         their cases to the Associate Deans of
                                                                                                  sought to resolve with role-playing           questions arise during the process of         trying to out-do their competitors in a       when crucial issues, such as academic        automated call centre.                      their respective faculties. It seems as if
                                                                                                  games. D&D not only allows for an             storytelling. The author can improvise        capitalistic arena. Both offer a suite of     progression, exchange credits or degree          Such delays, devoid of human            only when executive power is on your
                                                                                                  author to provide both a narrative and        and adapt to the choices made by the          cookie-cutter products, which often fail      administration, arise.                       touch, resulted in Simon delaying           side does the university start taking
                                                                                                  participation to a viewer, but is also        protagonists of the story and ultimately      to adequately meet individual needs.              Many of us are no strangers to           graduation for a semester and thwarted      you seriously. But this process also
                                                                                                  the only medium which allows for this         curate an experience for the player.          Consuming one of these products               the dehumanised processes of USyd’s          any aspirations of further study. “[I]      lacks transparency, as many emails of
                                                                                                  experience. The trick? It’s simple — the          After having slain a great number         requires committing to a fixed-term           handling of student queries – an             once had aspirations of doing further       relevant staff members or academics
                                                                                                  author takes an active role, rather than      of vampires, as well as putting on the        contract, made difficult to escape due        effective “cost-cutting strategy” to boost   academic work at USyd, but not              are deliberately obfuscated on the USyd
                                                                                                  a passive one.                                shoes of a Dungeon Master myself,             to legions of terms and conditions.           the university’s profits, which reached      anymore. The whole ordeal left such a       website, forcing students to navigate
                                                                                                      Even the most technologically             I have come to find that my writing           Top executives are compensated                almost $170 million last year. The           bitter taste in my mouth I’d rather just    another bureaucratic labyrinth.
                                                                                                  stunning video games of the 21st              has improved when attempting to               generously for their often questionable       system delivers anxiety and frustration.     work.”                                          It’s easy to blame the inefficacy of
                                                                                                  century, from The Elder Scrolls to            understand the gaze of the reader. More       management, with salaries beginning           It is not unusual to wait weeks, even            Michael’s* graduation date was          administrative staff for these gross
                                                                                                  Mass Effect, are restricted by one key        valuable and relevant information finds       well-above the million-dollar mark.           months for a reply.                          also pushed back a semester due to          injustices. But it appears that a greedy
    I’m not sure if my peers in the Faculty            In other words, I decided to go            problem that I call choice oversight —        its way to the spotlight of my pages              They both also offer the promise of           It took Candice* three years to          administrative errors on USyd’s part.       university is ultimately at fault. How
    of Science can relate, but I often feel that   vampire hunting in my spare time.              in other words, there’s only so much          compared to before, as I have come to         “superior” service - one which has been       be properly enrolled in a Bachelors          They incorrectly marked one of his          is a decentralised team supposed to
    hours of soul-draining mathematics                 Dungeons and Dragons (D&D), the            that an author can predict that a player      learn what my players – my readers –          continually broken. Whilst I can handle       of Science (Advanced) with majors            subjects as “incomplete” from first         support over 60,000 students?
    causes me to need to release my inner          game I played, was developed in the            will want to do. In many games, this can      find more interesting. No longer are          a routine blackout between Stanmore           that would best reflect her changing         year, almost three years ago, despite           Short-staffing and poor training
    artist. I often do so through writing —        1970s by an aspiring worldbuilder,             often lead to uneventful conclusions -        there bland descriptions of the paintings     and Newtown, one shouldn’t expect             interests. She was initially rejected        displaying as “complete” on his Sydney      of administrative centres come at the
    usually poetry or slice-of-life pieces.        Gary Gygax. An instant bestseller, D&D         for example, killing the essential NPCs       on the wall . Rather, the odd depiction       consistent failures when it comes to          from an internal transfer despite            Student. Email replies were staggered       expense of adequate academic guidance
        However, only a year ago, I sought         entered an entertainment industry              in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind           of Boblin, a tiny (and adorable) goblin,      their education, and their future. The        satisfying the ATAR requirements.            at 1-2 weeks between him and                and mentorship - which is crucial for
    to write a fantasy text, which required        dominated by rising digital mediums            causes the “thread of prophecy to be          who sips his milkshake in the middle          highly debatable quality in the recent        Delays between email correspondence,         administrative staff, which prevented       nurturing the educational experience
    considerably more stimulus than what           like film and video games. Fantasy films       severed” - effectively ending the main        of a dwarven tavern, makes it into print.     overhauls of USyd’s academic offerings,       forgotten promises of call-backs and         him from enrolling in Winter School to      students deserve.
    I could muster from the real world. I          were ascendant following the release of        questline. Worse still, this can even             Whether you want to be Edward             such as OLEs cheapen the value of a           a lack of familiarity with the degree        promptly complete his degree. He only           The      increasing      levels    of
    wasn’t sure where to get the inspiration       the Star Wars trilogy, and high fantasy        lead to results that run contrary to          Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, or            “world-class” degree.                         requirements culminated in the change        received a reply at the start of Semester   disenfranchisement between students
    for a world of my own, since fantasy TV,       novels were continually being pushed           the developer’s vision of the game —          simply wonder how long you would                  Meanwhile, the teaching quality           taking place three months after the          2. By then he had already enrolled          and staff, general complacency, lack of
    film, and novels are fairly uninteractive.     into the mainstream hands of enthralled        for example, in Minecraft, due to the         survive in a zombie apocalypse, D&D           varies enormously. One only needs to          initial request. The bureaucratic torture    because he had no other choice. “[They]     compassion and treating students like
    I needed something I could delve into          readers. While these mediums allowed           limitations of the AI of the villagers, the   is a great way to explore that, and it        look at new administration building:          persisted when Candice tried to change       basically blamed me for their blunder       hapless cash generators is despicable.
    and investigate first-hand. It was then        for rich stories to be told, they were         most efficient way to manage villager         doesn’t only fulfill your own fantasies       intermittent      Internet,      fossilised   majors – where the only consistency          and was not helpful at all.”                    If customer service was a key
    that I realised that an oft-overlooked         restricted by non-interactivity, and the       trades is to abduct them in boats back        — it also helps the aspiring authors out      classrooms and poor recording facilities      was, ironically, the irregular information       At no point was a phone number or       performance indicator, USyd would
    form of interactive entertainment —            alternative — video games — were               to your base, and then repeatedly breed       there who need to playtest their novels.      that make it difficult for those who can’t    retrieved from multiple in-person            contact details to a “real” person made     have an appalling rating.
    tabletop gaming — was precisely what           restricted considerably by technical           and kill them to gain desirable trades.                                                     physically attend lectures.                   consultations at the Student Centre.         available in any of these cases. One
    I was looking for.                             limitations that overshadowed any              This paints a dark narrative on an                     Art by Lauren Moore                      But what happens when the student             Simon* was in his last year when he      can’t help but wonder if these delays          ­*Names have been changed

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     Gone too soon: Recalling Tarago                                                                                                                                                     Brokenships: The materiality of memory
     Liam Thorne looks through his rear-view mirror at his youth.                                                                                                                        When recounting past relationships, sometimes an object is worth a thousand words, writes Vivienne Davies.
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     I distinctly remember the few weeks         it up slowly out the front, and we          it was in the Tarago that I drove to pick      prevails. They are a distinct for personal   A pink shirt. A Max Brenner drink.           class each day. And perhaps, many of         drink, ordered on the first date and
     before my now-passed grandfather’s,         all hurried down up the path to say         up my formal date — to crash en route.         history to organise around, and in           A sweater, a music box, and an               these stories are best told through a        subsequently every time they walked
     (to me, ‘Ron’) 80th birthday party. My      hello. From the outside, our Tarago             Its roomy enclosure has been a             many ways, seem to take on their
                                                                                                                                                                                         anthropology of poems.                       physical object.                             past Max Brenner, has never been
     mum, his daughter, had agreed to            sat proudly, bearing a whopping-            backdrop to moments of enormous                own agency as characters themselves
                                                                                             emotional significance. I picked up both                                                        Miscellaneous      objects,   from                           ***                      ordered since the relationship ended.
     hold the celebration in our house. A        eight seats (a feature that never fails                                                    in your younger years. Sitting in my
                                                                                             of my boxer dogs in it, getting to meet        car, I always feel safe, at ease. Sure,      miscellaneous persons. Dwelling on               A short sleeve button down, worn             “I can’t order it anymore without
     vast majority of Mum’s efforts went         to impress), dressed in a sleek silver-
                                                                                             them on the large back seats, traversing       on occasion I’m met with throwaway           dusty bookshelves, in the backs of           on the third date and the first kiss,        feeling sad and guilty.”
     into the slideshow and speech to be         metallic paint job, welcoming us inside.
     delivered on the evening. For over a        I clambered in, sitting in the middle       giddy excitement with the faint worry          comments about my overly-domestic            drawers and one’s memories, these            became representative of more than               There is a whimsical magic around
     fortnight, my 8-year-old self watched       row next to Ron, seriously impressed        that a two-hour drive may prove too            appearance arriving to an event in           items linger on, way past their expiry       just the memory of the date. “That night     items from the first date. These objects
     her pour through album after album          by the automatic window button that         challenging for a young puppy’s bladder.       the quintessential family’s ‘people          date.                                        I fell asleep wearing the shirt. I was       capture a snapshot of two people
     of old photos. In essence, she relived      replaced our old Mitsubishi Magna’s         I also said goodbye to my first dog, Ruby,     mover.’ And yet, without fail, friends           What unites them, besides the fact       lulled to sleep by the smell of her and      unaware of the emotional journey
     her childhood, before placing those         window hand-crank. “This will take          as the Tarago quietly carried her to be        and family always come around to             that they seem insignificant to most, is     was so over the moon. It was such a          they are about to undergo, while also
     recollections into a presentation for us    some getting used to,” I proclaimed to      put down. For me, saying goodbye to            the Tarago: a facilitator of road-trips, a   that they were all poignantly central to     lesbian couple thing – swapping shirts       representing a sort of naivety and
     all to share. I still experience the same   Ron, and then again to everyone for         my dog — a moment any young child              tool for carrying equipment in student       a faded, gone by relationship.               and sharing things…Being able to share       untainted beauty that becomes even
     swell of joy she shared with us all when    safe measure. The seven of us drove         will struggle to forget — is inseparable       elections, or a convenient trip for eight                                                                                              more poignant when the relationship
     re-listening to the songs she played        around that night, simply taking in our     from the Tarago.
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                                                                                                                                            to the station after a late night in the
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                                                                                                                                                                                                       There is a lot of lingering power                                           ends.
     time and time again as she practiced        new car, just as I imagine thousands of
     presenting the slideshow.                   young families have in 1983 with their      resist venerating a car so highly;                 My Tarago’s odometer will hit 200                             in one’s first love.                                                     Finally, these physical manifestations
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   of emotions can sometimes be one-
         A mainstay of the memories was          Taragos.                                    climate change’s looming shadow                000 kilometers in the coming year. As
                                                                                             should have us encouraging sustainable         my the futuristic metallic glean of my            Beyond the standard remnants            clothes is so intimate for me, something     sided, created after emerging from
     their car; a setting for distant family         Since then, my Tarago has borne
     holidays, trips to schools, even just       witness to countless new experiences.       practices wherever possible. To be sure,       Tarago begins to fade, I’m reassured         that need to be swept aside after a          I never considered I’d be able to do with    unrequited romances. An anthology of
     simple but intimate moments with            I learnt to drive under Dad’s guidance,     I have neither an intimate knowledge           to know my own will likely keep on           relationship is over (socks, hair ties,      a partner”.                                  poems which came into fruition, even
     each other. Having not experienced          slowly coming to appreciate its             of cars, nor much of an interest in car        chugging for many more years to come.        plans which never came to fruition),             The idea of a shared experience is       though hopes of ever-lasting love did
     any of those moments myself, their          cumbersome frame as something               subcultures. And yet, the family car                                                        items with a history and a story are a       unique to same-sex relationships. Yet,       not.
     car became a fixed point to understand      wonderful. It size makes it accessible,                                                                                                 lot harder to discard. We all know that      the tendency to attribute meanings onto          It was a vague, ‘thing’ that started at
     how Mum, her three brothers, and their      allowing our weekly ritual of visiting                                                                                                  it’ll be easier for us to move on if these   otherwise meaningless physical objects       12, with years of back and forth, until
     parents, navigated the ins and outs of      my grandma and taking her and her                                                                                                       objects aren’t in the space we live and      is something more universal. Projecting      he became her first love when she was
     childhood and beyond.                       walker to the shops to do her groceries.                                                                                                breathe in, and yet, most of us don’t        feelings onto things perhaps makes us        not his. Only after years of midnight
         Earlier this year, I found out that     It was with the Tarago that my dad                                                                                                      throw them away. We file them away,          feel closer to the person, like they are     poetry and self-healing was she finally
     Toyota had discontinued production of       picked my friend and me up from Year                                                                                                    out of sight, until we stumble upon          with us, even when they are gone.            able to attain full closure at 22.
     the Tarago after 36 years.                  11 Afters. We tried (in vain) to hide
                                                                                                                                                                                         them one day and somehow, though                 That shirt, however, also came to            There is a lot of lingering power
         I first met our Tarago outside my       the faint scent of alcohol from Dad’s
                                                                                                                                                                                         months or even years have elapsed,           symbolise the differences between the        in one’s first love. A concoction of
     grandparents’ house. My Dad pulled          watchful nose. Only the following year,
                                                                                                                                                                                         they still have this ability to halt us in   couple. “She was very butch… I, on the       whimsical naivety and nervous energy,
                                                                                                                                                                                         our tracks.                                  other hand have always been feminine,        the experience of letting someone

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                                                                                                                                                                                              In choosing to keep these precious      straight passing… While we could share       into your life so intimately for the
                                                                                                                                                                                         nothings, there is a thin line between       the shirt it was never my fashion. It was    first time can really change a person’s
                                                                                                                                                                                         sentimentality and self-sabotage that        me dipping into her world.”                  perspective. And when it’s all over,
                                                                                                                                                                                         can be hard to tread.                            Indeed, whilst you can hold a            the process of writing and creating
     Annie Zhang blames it all on DJ Earworm’s rocking electronic club beats.
                                                                                                                                                                                              There is a Museum of Broken             physical object that reminds you of the      for years afterwards can give some
                              CONTENT WARNING: SELF-HARM, MENTAL HEALTH                                                                                                                  Relationships in Zagreb, Croatia. Going      other in your hands, it is important to      sense of control over the otherwise
                                                                                                                                                                                         inside, one experiences a plethora           realise that you can never fully ‘have’      uncontainable flood of emotions. With
     I discover mashup artist DJ Earworm         narrative — a feel-good message about       drawing ugly charcoal portraits behind                                                      of emotions we’ve all experienced.           another person in the sum of their           every word written, a small part heals,
     late on a Sunday night, and plunge          getting back up when you’re down, and       the teacher’s back. On train rides home,                                                    They’re messy, absurd and beautiful.         spirituality. But for some, the projection   even if it feels only temporary.
     abruptly back into the buried life of       making it out of this mess.                 she and her friends blared Flo Rida                                                         The idea of the museum is simple -           of meaning onto objects seems                    Loss has no linear timeline.
     the child I had once been. The wind is          “This year in the charts, so many       and Taylor Swift from their tinny brick                                                     personal mementos from relationships         altogether melodramatic.                     Although condensed into five stages:
     brutal as I wait for the Nightrider, and    of the pop song seem to tell the same       Nokias and Sony Ericcsons, annoying                                                         are displayed with a narrative from the          “It felt like a very constructed         denial, anger, bargaining, depression
     in my ear 25 different artists sing 25      story,” DJ Earworm writes in a song         all the other passengers as they laughed                                                    donor, filled with snarky remarks or         attempt at a movie moment.” someone          and acceptance, the stages can
     disparate songs. Images splash across       note on his website. “Yeah, we’ve been      and tried pathetically to harmonise.                                                        wistful lamentations. But behind these       tells me, referring to                       realistically repeat, overlap or feel
     my cracked phone screen — Pitbull           through a lot, but right now we’re gonna    She stole songs off the G Drive of the                                                      quirky objects lurks a complexity of             a music box, given during a potential    never-ending. And although we most
     first in a half-second snatch, then Lady    celebrate with music and dance, and it’s    school’s shared server, where girls                                                                                                                                                   likely experience the same basic human
                                                                                                                                                                                         emotions, capturing the most intense         breaking point in a relationship.
     Gaga, followed by will.i.am and Kelly       gonna be ok.”                               buried their contraband material —
                                                                                                                                                                                         moments of one’s relationship.                   The music box played a song that         emotions after a breakup, how we cope
     Clarkson and Kanye and countless                2009 was a strange and formative        torrented movies and pirated pop
                                                                                                                                                                                              This museum has held temporary          her ex-boyfriend’s dad used to sing          varies from person to person.
     more.                                       year for me. That old me is dead and        songs. She lay sprawled on the couch
           ‘Blame it on the Pop’ is a sonic      gone, but I still remember shards of her.   on bad days with her eyes closed and                                                        exhibitions all around the world,            when he was a child. It was a source of          “I think time is the only thing that
     collage of nostalgia, a time capsule of     Several of her friends spoke animatedly     shitty earphones in, letting Jay Sean                                                       with two permanent museums in                comfort for him, and he gave it to her       can give you closure. You can talk to
     half-remembered melodies from my            about killing themselves, and many of       assure her that there was no need to                                                        Los Angeles and Zagreb. While it             as a memento to take through life and        friends and everything but it is always
     childhood. In his most acclaimed entry      them found themselves fascinated with       worry, even if the sky was falling down.                                                    was never originally intended to be a        comfort her whenever she was upset.          time to think and be alone that does it.”
     of the ‘United States of Pop’ oeuvre,       sharp objects. Once during language              It is these sweeter parts of 2009                                                      permanent museum, the owners found           While that was what he said, she felt            But isn’t time just another word for
     DJ Earworm strings together musical         class, she and a friend pulled scissors     that I think of now, as I press play on                                                     an unexpectedly large audience in            differently. “I literally have no emotion    forgetting? Closure can be romanticised
     samples from the 25 top Billboard           from our pencil cases and dragged the       ‘Blame it on the Pop’ once more and                                                         the heartbroken, the curious and the         attached to it.”                             as simply the act of letting go, without
     hits of 2009 to form ‘Blame it on the       blades along their forearms until the       take another nostalgic trip through my                                                      emotional. And across the displays, a            Perhaps you can’t force a piece          recognising the necessary role of
     Pop’. No sample lasts longer than a         skin reddened and tore. For the rest of     decade-old, rose-coloured recollections.                                                    general sense of catharsis exudes; by        of yourself into an object and into          confrontation. Humans have terrible
     few seconds — a snatched word or            the day, she carried the incision like a    Truth be told, I despised many of the                                                                                                                                                 memories, always clouded by emotions
                                                                                                                                                                                         donating personally significant items        someone else’s life; meaning has to
     phrase, ending as immediately as it         bright and bold accessory. The only         songs that feature in this mashup when
                                                                                                                                                                                         to a public domain, the donors undergo       come from the receiver themselves. You       and weathered by time.
     begins and bleeding right into the          vocabulary she had to describe these        I first heard them as a child. Only now,
                                                                                                                                                                                         the final stage of loss – acceptance, as     can offer parts of yourself to the other,        Perhaps it’s sometimes better to
     next. There’s Jay Sean, then Fergie, then   events back then was “teen angst.”          aged like wine, do they at last sound
     Miley serenading us with ‘The Climb’,           But as ‘Blame it on the Pop’ loops      rather lovely to me. Perhaps it takes                                                       they say goodbyes to objects they have       but whether you’re allowed to stay, as a     forget. When confrontation becomes
     Taylor Swift from the ‘Love Story’ days,    through my mind, its familiar chord         a decade to appreciate how well the                                                         lugged around for too long.                  wistful bygone memory or otherwise, is       too painful, or resentment continually
     Soulja Boy, Jason Mraz, a few sped-up       progressions conjure up more joyful         Kings of Leon meld with Jason Mraz. I                                                            In many ways, we have our own           entirely out of your control.                resurfaces, forgetting maybe is the next
     lines from the All-American Rejects.        filaments of the kid I was in 2009. The     guess it really is gonna be okay, isn’t it?                                                 museum of broken relationships on                And of course, there are the             best option.
     Somehow, DJ Earworm threads morsels         kid who heard those songs first. She        Even if the sky is tumbling down. Isn’t this                                                campus.                                      mementos from first dates. A sweater,            And for others, donating objects
     of 25 disparate melodies into one           bopped to them in the car every Friday      easy—feeling love, love, love? We’ll make it                                                     Most of its installations are not       stolen off one’s boyfriend on the first      to the public domain for others to
     holistic song. It’s an impressive display   evening on the way to piano lessons         out of this mess. Change your mind. Baby                                                    physical, but dwell in the stories quietly   date during ice-skating, now sits at         ruminate upon seems to be the final
     of technical prowess. Yet despite its       in Allawah. In Visual Arts classes,         just say yes.                                                                               hidden under the expressionless faces        the bottom of a chest of drawers, never      step in achieving that ever-elusive
     patchwork nature, ‘Blame it on the Pop’     she hummed along to Nova 96.9FM                                                                                                         of students who trudge in and out of         to be worn again. A Max Brenner              closure. Whatever that means.
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     nevertheless proffers a cohesive lyrical    with her classmates, mucking around

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