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September 7 - September 14, 2012 •
                             WEEKLY DISPATCH
                               Celebrating 85 Years of
                              Welcoming Students to Dal                                                                                                                                                                    staff
                           Ever hear the expression: “you only get one chance to make a                                                                                                   Katrina Pyne, Editor-in-Chief
                           first impression?” You have? Great! As cliché as it may sound, it’s                                                                                                  editor@dalgazette.com
                           true and exactly why we at the Dalhousie Student Union have                                                                                                              Torey Ellis, Copy Editor
                           been putting our blood, sweat and tears into planning kick-ass                                                                                                             copy@dalgazette.com
                           Orientation Weeks for incoming first-year students since 1927. You                                                                                      Daniel Boltinsky, News Editor
                                                                                                                                                                             Calum Agnew, Assistant News Editor
                           would think that a tradition dating back 85 years would’ve looked                                                                                               news@dalgazette.com
a lot different back then than it does today and in some respects you’d be right. Although
                                                                                                                                                                                        Sam Elmsley, Opinions Editor
the faces, clothes, events and landscapes have changed, the spirit of Orientation week, or                                                                                                  opinions@dalgazette.com
O-Week as we like to call it, has remained the same. The goal of O-Week has always been                                                                                           Andrew Mills, Arts Editor
to welcome students to Dalhousie University, and in doing so, give them an opportunity to                                                                               Meagan Deuling, Assistant Arts Editor
familiarize themselves with the University, the city of Halifax and make lifelong friends along                                                                                         arts@dalgazette.com
the way. We even changed the name from “Frosh Week” to “Orientation Week” in 2009 (due                                                                                         Ian Froese, Sports Editor
to the derogatory nature of the term “frosh”), to make our first-year students feel nothing but                                                                  Graeme Benjamin, Assistant Sports Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                  sports@dalgazette.com
welcomed into the Dalhousie community!
                                                                                                                                                                              Rachael Shrum, Acting Photo Editor
                                                                                                                                                                                          photo@dalgazette.com
Throughout 85 years of welcome-weeks, events have ranged from camping trips, picnics                                                                                                          Ethan Calof, Online Editor
in Point Pleasant Park, beach days, dunk tanks and casino and movie nights to (of course!)                                                                                                       online@dalgazette.com
disco parties during the 70s. And as evolving as the events have been, so have the O-Week                                                                                         Jonathan Rotsztain, Art Director
budgets. In 1977, a mere $6696.00 was spent welcoming students to Dal. Over $6,296.00 of                                                                                                  design@dalgazette.com
that came from ticket sales alone. The remaining $400.00 was contributed by the University.                                                                                            Paul Balite, Business Manager
Can you imagine being able to throw a week-long event for all first-year students for only                                                                                                  business@dalgazette.com
$6,696.00? These days, the cost of hosting O-Week is significantly higher and the Dalhousie
Student Union Vice President of Student Life spends four solid months planning and
                                                                                                                                                                                                        contact us
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solidifying partner and sponsorships (largely with the University) to ensure incoming students                                                                                                           The SUB, Room 312
receive the warmest welcome we can possibly give them.                                                                                                                                                6136 University Avenue
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And we’re absolutely positive Dalhousie has the biggest, best and safest O-Weeks in the                                                                                          ADVERTISING INQUIRIES
Maritimes. We’ve been doing so for over 85 years! In fact, our history of welcoming new                                                                                                    Aaron Merchant
students dates even farther back. One of the most interesting events that’s taken place to                                                                                               Financial Manager
welcome first-year students goes all the way back to 1921 – before the first ever official                                                                                                   902 449 7281
O-Week! Quickly incorporated into official planning of welcome weeks, an annual Beach                                                                                          advertising@dalgazette.com
party was a mainstay and lasted for over 70 years! Our records are a little hazy and we’re not
entirely sure why this tradition ended in the early 90s, but this year’s executive group thought                                                                                         the fine print
it was such a great idea, they decided a beach day is just what students needed during the         The Gazette is the official written record of Dalhousie University              This publication is intended for readers 18 years of age or
summer months. Buses were rented, snacks were packed and students were whisked away                     since 1868. It is published weekly during the academic year
                                                                                                     by the Dalhouse Gazette Publishing Society. The Gazette is a
                                                                                                                                                                                    older. The views of our writers are not the explicit views of
                                                                                                                                                                                 Dalhousie University. All students of Dalhousie University, as
to the beach for a day of fun-in-the-sun. The entire adventure worked out swimmingly, so              student-run publication. Its primary purpose is to report fairly         well as any interested parties on or off-campus, are invited to
                                                                                                         and objectively on issues of importance and interest to the              contribute to any section of the newspaper. Please contact
who knows what lies ahead for future O-Weeks!                                                       students of Dalhousie University, to provide an open forum for                  the appropriate editor for submission guidelines, or drop
                                                                                                       the free expression and exchange of ideas, and to stimulate               by for our weekly volunteer meetings every Monday at 5:30
                                                                                                   meaningful debate on issues that affect or would otherwise be                 p.m. in room 312 of the Dal SUB. The Gazette reserves the
While ensuring all first-year students have fun and feel welcomed, the DSU also makes              of interest to the student body and/or society in general. Views
                                                                                                        expressed in the letters to the editor, Overheard at Dal, and
                                                                                                                                                                                 right to edit and reprint all submissions, and will not publish
                                                                                                                                                                                 material deemed by its editorial board to be discriminatory,
safety a top priority. As a point of fact, the DSU plans only dry events for O-week and has             opinions section are solely those of the contributing writers,
                                                                                                          and do not necessarily represent the views of The Gazette
                                                                                                                                                                                 racist, sexist, homophobic or libellous. Opinions expressed
                                                                                                                                                                               in submitted letters are solely those of the authors. Editorials
since the 90s, letting incoming students know they can party, socialize and celebrate their             or its staff. Views expressed in the Streeter feature are solely        in The Gazette are signed and represent the opinions of the
                                                                                                           those of the person being quoted, and not The Gazette’s               writer(s), not necessarily those of The Gazette staff, Editorial
arrival to Dalhousie University without the use of alcohol!                                                                                              writers or staff.                           Board, publisher, or Dalhousie University.

And while we’re on the topic social consciousness, the DSU is continually altering its events
to promote healthy lifestyles and student wellbeing. Casino nights have been replaced with
Black and Gold themed parties in the Student Union Building. Alcohol has been replaced
with water and juice. Events like Dalympics have promoted the importance of physical
activity. And O-week packs provide students with reusable mugs and condoms to promote
safe sex and so much more.

So to all you newbies out there: if you found yourselves asking what the heck you were doing
here during O-week, tell yourself you were taking part in a tradition dating back 85 years! And
remember: O-Week may only last 4 days, but the DSU party and your time here at Dal has
only just begun!

We want to hear about your experiences
during O-Week. What was it like walking onto
campus for the first time? What was it like
introducing yourself to that special person
or persons who will be your roomies, party,
study, movie and eating buddies for the next 4
years (probably even longer)? Send us a blog
about your experience and there’s a good
chance we’ll post it on our Tumbler account
for the world to see!

It’s easy! Simply email DSU Vice President
Internal, Aaron Wolf at vpi@dsu.ca with your
story!
—Lindsay A. Dowling

    Stay connected with the DSU through Facebook & Twitter
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                                                                                                                                                         Katrina Pyne Editor-in-Chief

Time to shift gears
Why some phrases should simply never be uttered
Katrina Pyne                              get out on that weekend camping          that says ‘graduated in May of 2013.’
Editor-in-Chief                           trip seems lost. Now the excitement         I want challenges that don’t come
                                          of school mixes with the intimida-       on paper.
There are some phrases I simply can-      tion of having to finish a four-year           I want relaxation.
not stand. ‘Shifting gears’ is one of     program. I have to justify the thou-                I want memories.
them.                                     sands of dollars, the move to Halifax       I want summer.
   As mid-August approaches and           and, of course, the decision to pursue      So here’s to the final days of shift-
once hot sticky summer nights begin       a career in what seems like the most     ing gears. Whether it means packing
to cool, my fan goes back into the        jobless field in existence.              a suitcase, saying goodbyes, making a
closet, and I schedule my last day at        The phrase hits me like the glass     trip to Staples or contacting profs to
work in my blissfully simple summer       door you never see when you open the     squeeze into that required course that
job, I know I need to face that phrase    screen door to run outside.              somehow you forgot despite multiple
once more.                                   This year though, I have decided to   appointments with a guidance coun-
   Then someone, usually a parent,        take a different approach.               selor.
casually mentions it midway through       I am going to defy the 12-month cal-        Summer is more than the four
a telephone call.                         endar year. I am keeping summer          months we allot for it. June July and
   “So do you feel like you are getting   with me. Nevermind that my day           August embody a frame of mind and
ready to shift gears again?”              planner will now be so full of dead-     a way of living that is as important
   Immediately, visions of reading a      lines, the blue and black ink will now   as the diligent months, that follow:
long-awaited bestseller while sprawl-     resemble the bruise I can feel already   September, October and worst of all,
ing out in the sun disappear. Trips to    starting in my brain.                    November.
the beach and nights eating ice cream        So what did I decide to do to make       So whether you are returning to
sandwiches on my porch are replaced       this mental decision a reality? I        friends or making your way through
with deadlines, budgeting an impos-       signed up for a SCUBA course with        the ivy gates for the first time, just     something other than a textbook              And for gods’ sake, leave a little
sibly expensive final year, and an        my boyfriend. I spent the only money     remember to keep a little extra space      once in a while.                           room in your agenda to see the white
inevitable honours project that has       I had saved up that wouldn’t be going    in your suitcase for summer. It may          Bring that bestseller even if it’s not   of the page.
been avoided all summer.                  to tuition, rent and food. It was my     not mean signing your life away to         on your course list.
   Damn, why did they have to say         way of showing my planner that I still   the god-forsaken freezing cold blue          Sign up for something that catches       The final days of shifting gears.
‘shifting gears’?                         control my life. I want more from my     depths of the Atlantic. In fact, it may    your fancy—even if you feel a little       • • • Photo by Benjamin Miller via
   Whatever time I had left to finally    final year than a line in my resume      be as simple as remembering to read        guilty after.                              FreeStockPhotos.biz

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 TEXTBOOK TURMOIL
   NO RENTAL OPTIONS FROM DAL THIS FALL
               Laura Hubbard                             rently represent under 10 per cent of      that you want and bind it up in a cus-
               Staff Contributor                         new book sales.”                           tom edition for a cheaper price?”
                                                            Shannon notes this number is low,         However, students have to buy a
               Students at Dalhousie have limited        but this is partially because they have    new textbook every third year.
               options for buying textbooks on cam-      fewer used books available.                  “The textbook that we use, Camp-
               pus, despite the availability of text-       Wagner thinks Textbookrental.           bell Biology, is on a three year cycle.
               book services elsewhere.                  ca has been so successful because          That means a new edition comes out
                  The university bookstore has con-      “schools are losing market share and       every three years.”
               sidered textbook rental, including        realize that they should be offering         Dal’s faculties choose their course
               through Textbookrental.ca, but con-       different options for students.”           materials and textbooks and place an
               tinues to explore other opportunities.       The company, which started in           order with the bookstore, rather than
                  “Whatever book rental service we       2010, is currently working with over       the selection being an administrative
               bring in, we want to ensure it will be    200 university and college campuses        decision, says Shannon.
               a fair, simple and sustainable option,”   and plans to launch a nationwide             Bishop notes courses are often
               says bookstore manager Tina Shan-         marketing campaign at Dal in the           formed around the textbooks and
               non.                                      near future.                               materials.
                  Textbook rental allows students to        While Dal does offer students the         “We deal with a variety of publish-
               save up to 75 per cent on books, work-    option of book buyback, some stu-          ers from such well-known compa-
               ing on a term-by-term basis.              dents find it isn’t worth their time.      nies as McGraw-Hill and Pearson
                  Jeff Wagner, marketing coordi-            Fourth-year University of King’s        to small, independent publishers,”
               nator of Textbookrental.ca, says the      College student Lauren Hughes says         Shannon says.
               company has “a network of textbook        the buyback isn’t worth her time or          But Textbookrental.ca offers titles
               suppliers from all over North Amer-       effort.                                    from these, and many others.
               ica, which has allowed us to carry           “They give you a tiny fraction of         “We often have customers that rent
               millions of titles.”                      what you originally paid, even if the      novels or books for their own read-
                  Students search for their books by     book is in good condition,” she says.      ing pleasure,” Wagner says. “But our
               author, title or ISBN number, receive        But not all Dal faculties make it       main mandate was to provide stu-
               a rental price and can choose the         easy to be economical when buying          dents with additional options when it
               duration of their rental.                 textbooks.                                 comes to sourcing their textbooks.”
                  “Students are free to use the book        The Introduction to Biology               “We want to ensure that the stu-
               for the rental period, including high-    1010/1011 course has Dalhousie-spe-        dents of Dalhousie know all their
               lighting,” Wagner says.                   cific textbooks.                           options when sourcing their text-
                  Shannon says the bookstore has            Todd Bishop, senior instructor for      books since the Dalhousie University
               considered the rental company             the course, says custom textbooks          Bookstore will not be offering a text-
               because students are expressing an        just make sense.                           book rental service for fall.”
               interest in alternative options.             “This model actually makes sense
                  “We are seeing an increasing inter-    for some classes,” he says. “If you only   Students find novel ways to save on
               est and awareness in used books and       teach half of the textbook, why get the    books. • • • Photo by Chris Parent
               our book buyback program,” Shan-          student to buy it all when the pub-
               non says, “although used books cur-       lisher can give you only the chapters
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King’s appoints a new president
Dr. Leavitt resigns after only 11 months on the job
                                                                                    Kristie Smith                             lent job. Because I think he probably      the budget with the student body.
                                                                                    Staff Contributor                         will.”                                        “I think we just have to manage as
                                                                                                                                 The university is faced with expen-     best as we can while moving forward.
                                                                                    Students at the King’s College            sive repairs in the near future, includ-   It's not my choice as president, holed
                                                                                    returned this fall to a surprise change   ing adding fire escapes to the Pit, the    up in my ivory tower, to raise or lower
                                                                                    in staff, discovering the newly sworn     school’s makeshift theater space, and      tuition,” he says.
                                                                                    in president, Anne Leavitt, to be long    the Chapel. The Presidents Lodge,             “That's something we have to com-
                                                                                    gone.                                     which is currently unlivable, also         promise on and agree on as a commu-
                                                                                       Leavitt resigned in June, having       needs work on its wiring and other         nity, finding an amount we can agree
                                                                                    served only eleven months of a four       issues. On top of those repairs are the    on that is manageable for the ones
                                                                                    year term.                                ongoing renovations to the campus          paying while covering the costs of the
                                                                                       The board chose to appoint an          bar, the Wardroom.                         university.”
                                                                                    interim president, who will serve            “I don’t want to understate our            The president has so far, in his
                                                                                    a two year term, while a full-time        financial position, because there are      short summer term, met with faculty,
                                                                                    appointment is found. Two candi-          some problems, for sure,” says Stark,      friends of the university, administra-
                                                                                    dates were immediately identified         “But I think Dr. Leavitt actually over-    tors, and students.
                                                                                    from within the college: Neil Robert-     played that. I’m pretty optimistic that       “I've only been president for about
                                                                                    son, a professor with the Early Mod-      we’ll be able to handle the challenges     six weeks at this point but I'd say that
                                                                                    ern Studies programme; and George         we have, because compared to some          my first act has been to keep my ears
                                                                                    Cooper, current vice-chancellor and       other universities, we’re not doing so     open. So far, I think it would be safe
                                                                                    former chairman of the Board of           bad.”                                      to say that I've been to 65 meetings.
                                                                                    Governors.                                   Cooper agrees. “We actually came        Even tonight, I’m meeting with Nick
                                                                                       In addition to serving as interim      in on budget last year,” he says.          Stark to talk over a beer and a bite
                                                                                    president, Cooper is a managing              “We're in good shape, financially. I    downtown.”
                                                                                    trustee of the Killam Educational         mean, we're doing better than some            Part of his role as interim president
                                                                                    Trust, a director at the CBC, and         universities, worse than others, but       will be to help lay the groundwork
                                                                                    counsel at the law firm that bears his    we're roughly where everyone is.           for a fundraising campaign. While
                                                                                    name, McInnes Cooper.                     We're not in any strange position.”        Cooper was the chair of the Board,
                                                                                       “I'm familiar with how these things       Many agree, with the change in          the New Academic Building, fondly
                                                                                    work and I'm fortunate to be able         presidents offering the student body       referred to as the NAB, was funded
                                                                                    to do this now”, says Cooper of his       a fresh start and new opportunities to     and built. And he was on the board
                                                                                    recent appointment.                       work towards something.                    during the campaign for the King’s
                                                                                       “I think that Dr. Leavitt's resigna-      Leavitt’s predecessor, William          library.
                                                                                    tion was in her best interest,” said      Barker, was known for being very              "A capital campaign requires a
                                                                                    Stephanie Duchon, student union           approachable. Leavitt, while working       strategic plan. We need to sit down
                                                                                    representative on the Board, “and         for the school’s best interest, did not    together and decide where we want
                                                                                    I believe the university will do well     build up the same rapport with the         to be in five, 10, 15 years intellectu-
                                                                                    with the appointment of interim           students in her much shorter tenure.       ally. As a community, we need to fig-
                                                                                    president Dr. George Cooper.”                "I think Dr. Leavitt's term will be     ure out what we want to be when we
                                                                                       Cooper may not have been the           remembered differently by the dif-         grow up," says Cooper.
                                                                                    popular choice. Some members of           ferent constituents at King's," says          When asked which president he’ll
                                                                                    the King’s community publically           Duchon. "I think it was a lesson to        be more like, Leavitt or Barker, Coo-
                                                                                    endorsed Robertson, including for-        the students in recognizing that if we     per laughed and replied, “Well, let's
                                                                                    mer president of the King’s Student       work well with the administration we       put it like this. I like beer and I like
                                                                                    Union, Gabe Hoogers.                      can make good things happen for the        young people, so it's safe to assume
                                                                                       “We had our own hopes,” says Nick      wider community and vice-versa."           that I'll be in the Wardroom a lot.”
                                                                                    Stark, current KSU president, “but           Cooper hopes to improve the finan-
                                                                                    what it comes down to is that Dr.         cial health of the university without      George Cooper is King’s College
                                                                                    Cooper is going to do a great job. He     removing himself from the commu-           new president.
                                                                                    wasn’t our ideal candidate, but that’s    nity, remaining open minded to talk-       • • • Photo by Calum Agnew
                                                                                    not to say he not going to do an excel-   ing about issues like tuition hikes and

Halifax hospitality Helmet fines discouraging bikers
Daniel Boltinsky                           versity of Toronto professor Mary
News Editor                                Chipman found that such legislation
                                           causes a significant drop in the num-
Halifax Regional Police gave 262           ber of cyclists on the street and par-
fines for cycling without a helmet last    ticularly discourages children from
year. Many of those, a police repre-       biking.
sentative says, went to out-of-prov-          Chisholm says the idea of cycling
ince residents such as students, who       as being dangerous is holding back
did not know about the rule.               cycling. When it comes to accidents,
   “Nova Scotians know the law is          “the danger is the fallacy of over-
there,” says HRP officer Shawn Cur-        stated vividness, “ he says.
rie. “It’s when we get people from            “Statistically, bicyclists are far
Ontario and other places that they’re      down the list of people who should be
a little stuck.”                           wearing helmets.”
   The law was instituted in 1997,            Nevertheless, many other studies
and requires a cyclist to wear a hel-      praise helmet legislation because it
met unless he holds a certificate of       decreases the number of head inju-
exemption from the Registrar of            ries among cyclists. Numbers based
Motor Vehicles. Circumstances that         on data from IWK Health Center,
merit the certificate include religious    Halifax, showed that this statistic
reasons against wearing a helmet, or       dropped by 80 per cent from 1995/96
a head larger then 66 centimetres          to 1997, after the helmet mandate
in circumference. The fine starts at       was passed.
$141.                                         Currie says that that most infrac-
   Like other laws in the HRM, it only     tions probably occur around the Dal-
received a publicizing blitz in the        housie and University of King’s Col-
months following its enactment. It         lege campuses, with the Commons
has not been advertised since then.        skate park possibly holding that title
   “It’s not well advertised. It’s up to   too. Despite this, he says students
the user [of a bicycle] to get informed    during the first weeks of university
about the laws.” Currie says.              caught without a helmet will prob-
   John Chisholm, president of Hali-       ably receive a warning rather than a
fax Cycles bike store, doesn’t think       fine.
the law is fair.                              Chisholm insists the law “targets
   “You can chain people all you want,     the young people disproportion-          also reduces cycling as an activity.      the problem obsolete. For example,         company’s website currently sells it
but the law scares and shames people       ately.”                                    “We need to develop and evalu-          the “invisible helmet”, designed by        for about $600.
from cycling,” he says. There is data         Chipman’s 2002 study concludes        ate a combined approach to achieve        Swedish company Hövding, is basi-
that supports his claim.                   by saying that helmet legislation does   the true benefits of safe cycling,” she   cally an airbag worn around the neck,      Helmets are a mandatory accessory
   A 2002 study of the helmet laws         have two sides: it increases helmet      writes.                                   and looks like a scarf. The new tech-      in Halifax. • • • Photo by Chris Parent
in Australia and Nova Scotia by Uni-       use, which prevents head injury, but       New innovations may soon make           nology comes at a hefty price; the
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                                                                                                                                                                             Atlantic Fringe
                                                                                                                                                                             Festival
                                                                                                                                                                             The 22nd annual Atlantic Fringe
                                                                                                                                                                             Festival, which commenced Sept. 2,
                                                                                                                                                                             is set to offer over 50 different acts
                                                                                                                                                                             during its 11 day run.
                                                                                                                                                                                Shows range from comedies,
                                                                                                                                                                             such as Fucking Stephen Harper—
                                                                                                                                                                             journalist Rob Salerno’s intimate
                                                                                                                                                                             satire of Canadian politics, to
                                                                                                                                                                             award winning dramas like Balls—
                                                                                                                                                                             about testicular cancer.
                                                                                                                                                                                In addition to first time per-
                                                                                                                                                                             formances, the festival this year
                                                                                                                                                                             features long running shows like
                                                                                                                                                                             Shakespeare On Trial, which took
                                                                                                                                                                             the stage in 2009, and Confessions
                                                                                                                                                                             of a Mormon Boy, which premiered
                                                                                                                                                                             almost ten years ago with an off-
                                                                                                                                                                             Broadway run in 2003.
                                                                                                                                                                                Twelve venues throughout Hali-
                                                                                                                                                                             fax are hosting the festival, includ-
                                                                                                                                                                             ing Sir James Dunn Theatre at
                                                                                                                                                                             the Dalhousie Arts Centre. Ticket
                                                                                                                                                                             prices vary per show, from free
                                                                                                                                                                             admission up to $10.

                                                                                                                                                                             Dal GIS Center
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                                                                                                                                                                             “GISciences Center”)
                                                                                                                                                                             has won an ESRI Inc. Special
                                                                                                                                                                             Achievement Award for its work
                                                                                                                                                                             with GIS technology.
                                                                                                                                                                                Students at Dal interested in
                                                                                                                                                                             GIS, a system that integrates vari-
                                                                                                                                                                             ous types of geographical data such
                                                                                                                                                                             as statistics and cartography, can
                                                                                                                                                                             visit the center located on the sec-
                                                                                                                                                                             ond floor of the Killam Library. It is
                                                                                                                                                                             the largest library facility of its kind
                                                                                                                                                                             in the Canada.
                                                                                                                                                                                The award, according to the web-
                                                                                                                                                                             site of the event sponsor, is given
                                                                                                                                                                             annually to organizations that
                                                                                                                                                                             “have used GIS to improve our
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                                                                                                                                                                             throughout the GIS community.”

Acadian Bus Lines to shut down                                                                                                                                               Operation Fall
Maritimes left without an inter-city bus service                                                                                                                             Back back on
Ben Wedge                                   times, servicing all but the Halifax–     scheduled service between P.E.I. and      Lines used were simply too big to be
                                                                                                                                                                             campus
Staff Contributor                           Liverpool–Yarmouth route. Although        Saint John, Fredericton, and Monc-        run profitably in the region.                Halifax Regional Police launched
                                            Acadian receives no subsidy from          ton. Acadian received intervener            Some area residents began a dis-           Operation Fall Back Sept. 2, which
Students from the Maritime prov-            the three provincial governments,         status in the process, and Advance        cussion of providing a public bus            targets noise, intoxication, and
inces may face an unwelcome new             it is required to service small rural     Shuttle’s application was eventually      service, similar to what exists in Sas-      property damage in areas sur-
challenge this fall: getting home.          towns as part of its monopoly agree-      denied.                                   katchewan. The idea was initially            rounding the University of King’s
   On Aug. 7, Acadian Bus Lines             ment. Currently, several shuttle            So far Trius Tours of Charlotte-        considered by Nova Scotia’s Minister         College and Dalhousie campuses.
announced that it would be discon-          services are allowed to operate char-     town, P.E.I., has been the only com-      of Transportation, Maurice Smith,               The annual campaign, which was
tinuing service in November, citing         tered vans transporting up to 15          pany to apply to replace Acadian          who told Metro News that “It’s a very,       initiated in 2004, lasts through
the high cost of servicing rural routes     passengers directly between the           Lines as the official monopoly. The       very expensive service,” though add-         September and includes increased
in the Maritimes. For many in the           major municipalities.                     company currently operates the Hali-      ing that the government “would look          high-visibility patrols and enforce-
region, the bus is their link to medical                                              fax–Liverpool–Yarmouth run, as well       at whatever models are out there.”           ment in areas known to produce
exams, holiday trips home, and the
only way to live car-free.                  “IT’S MY                                  as a Summerside–Charlottetown
                                                                                      commuter service and several transit
                                                                                                                                The idea was quickly dropped in
                                                                                                                                favour of an exploration of new pri-
                                                                                                                                                                             complaints.
                                                                                                                                                                                Dal pays the cost of staffing two
   For some students, the bus is the
only affordable way to visit family         ONLY OPTION.”                             systems on P.E.I.
                                                                                        David     Anderson,       owner    of
                                                                                                                                vate options.
                                                                                                                                  For many, though, the answer can’t
                                                                                                                                                                             officers to patrol near the univer-
                                                                                                                                                                             sity during designated times of the
and friends. Chad Lefebvre, a fourth-                                                 Advanced Shuttle, says he had already     come soon enough.                            year, such as back-to-school season,
year Saint Mary’s University student,                                                 been preparing a revised application        “I either won’t go home, or hope           while Halifax Regional Police sup-
visits friends in Sackville at least once      Smaller carriers have been attempt-    to the New Brunswick Utility Review       my dad will be willing to drive two          ply a cruiser.
per month. He says he can’t afford a        ing to enter the inter-city market, but   Board when his first application was      hours each way to pick me up,” says                          —Daniel Boltinsky
car, which means his visits could be        New Brunswick’s Motor Carrier Act,        denied. He told Saint John’s News         Ryan Enserink, a third-year student                              News Editor
curtailed.                                  dating from 1937, prohibits compe-        88.9 that his company is planning to      at SMU.
   “It’s my only option. There aren’t       tition in inter-city transport. Both      add stops in Port Elgin, Shediac, and       “My home visits are pretty much
many people travelling that way on          Nova Scotia and PEI have similar          Sackville, which are along the exist-     limited to holidays now, because
a schedule similar to mine. The bus         rules prohibiting competition.            ing Halifax – P.E.I. route. He’s hoping   that’s all I can afford.”
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   Acadian Lines is the larger of two       requested that the New Brunswick          and implement the proposed New            Although the Halifax terminal isn’t always
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                                                                          THE
                                                                        ROAD TO
                                                                        OLYMPIC
                                                                         GOLD
                         EXAMINING THE ISSUE OF SEXUALITY IN SPORTS

Rachel Bloom
Opinions Contributor

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Matthew Mitcham, Australian Olym-             The sport itself will remain the same,
pic diver and London 2012 Olympics            regardless of the sexual preference of
participant, is obviously a great ath-        the athletes who engage in it.
lete. He is also a homosexual male.              The support to come out is there:
What effect do these facts have on
each other? Probably more than you
think.
                                              London games organizers were
                                              encouraging of LGBTQ volunteers
                                              and even sanctioned an official games
                                                                                                9024066300
   The relationship between the
sports world and the gay athletes who
                                              rainbow pin. With all this official
                                              support, why does sexual orientation            636 BEDFORD HIGHWAY
inhabit it remains ambiguous. The             still seem to be an issue for athletes?
majority of the 23 openly gay athletes        There are possible reasons: sponsors
who participated in this year’s sum-
mer Olympics were female. In fact,
only three male Olympian athletes
came out of the closet, a suspiciously
                                              are one. The fear of losing commer-
                                              cial endorsements is associated with
                                              coming out of the closet. Though
                                              sponsors likely wouldn't admit that
                                                                                                RESIDENCE
low number compared to the total
amount of competing athletes (eleven
thousand). Could this be due to the
old stereotypes—that lesbians are
                                              they would drop an athlete because of
                                              their sexual orientation, few athletes
                                              want to take that risk.
                                                 Being gay is no reason to be
                                                                                                 TSHIRTS
tough, while gay men are not (which           ashamed. However, by failing to

                                                                                              VARSITY CLUB
might make it easier for a female in          speak out openly, athletes could be
sports to come out)?                          making this implication. Athletes are
   It’s hard to pinpoint an exact analy-      a different type of celebrity and have
sis of sexuality in sports. But should        a unique public image. But does that

                                                                                                  SHIRTS
we, as spectators to their game, care         mean that the LGBTQ society doesn't
at all? South African archer Karen            need their support?
Kultzer seems to think not.                      If uncertainty is the prevailing atti-
   "I am an archer, middle aged and           tude in a welcoming environment,
a lesbian. I am also cranky before            what will happen when the Games

                                                                                               PUB CRAWLS
my first cup of coffee. None of these         move to Russia, known for its ram-
aspects define who I am," she told            pant homophobia, in 2014? Debates
OutSports.com. Kultzer has the right          are currently raging over the aboli-
to assert that her sexuality doesn't          tion of the Pride House in Russia,
define her. Whether it affects her            when it was available in the Vancou-

                                                                                              DEPARTMENT
game is another question.                     ver and London Olympics. The Inter-
   Many other Olympic gay athletes            national Olympic Committee has
spoke out about the impact withhold-          chosen not to get involved. A stronger
ing their sexuality had on their per-         LGBTQ community within the sports

                                                                                                  SHIRTS
formance. For some athletes, keeping          world could have prevented this from
one’s sexuality a secret could weigh          even being an option.
them down in an unnecessary way.                 Sexuality may not define athletes,
   Jim Buzinski, co-founder of Out-           as Kultzer asserts. But by keeping
Sports.com, holds this view. "Sports is       quiet and allowing homophobia to

                                                                                              TEAM JERSEYS
still the final closet in society," he told   continue, athletes may unknowingly
the Associated Press. While in this           be defining sexuality in sports.
writer’s view, sports is not the *final*
closet, there does seem to be a par-
ticular pressure on sports to present

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an image of heterosexuality that in
this day and age does not make sense.

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                                                                 POETRY
                                                                 The Baby Sparrow
                                                                 A baby sparrow got caught in the rain
                                                                 She lies on the pavement – the sidewalk
                                                                 The Baby Sparrow

                                                                 It’s humid now, the clouds are feather grey.
                                                                 She opens one wing – it makes a sticky sound                                                               —Kathryn Johnson
                                                                 Like a baby swallowing saliva.

                                                                 She flutters. She accidentally sings.                         EAST COAST
                                                                 A blade of light falls beside her –
                                                                 We see that her eyes are auburn
                                                                 Her red brown belly expands –
                                                                                                                               Too many Brooklyns
                                                                 It’s hard to imagine something so solid looking as            "I'm heading down to Brooklyn to the cottage." So might be
                                                                 a being that contracts, and as soon as we can’t imagine her   heard, a typical rejoinder if you ask your neighbour what they're
                                                                  ever moving,                                                 up to this weekend. Problem is, you'll have to ask them which
                                                                 She inhales.                                                  one.
                                                                                                                                  Europeans colonizers—like those who settled New Scotland—
                                                                 She exhales and accidentally                                  brought a lot along with them, including the same place names
                                                                  sings again.                                                 that repeat over and over again. The most successful of these is
                                                                 The eye shaped leaves of the box trees                        Richmond, of which there are dozens around the world. Out east,
                                                                  glisten,                                                     ours is Brooklyn.
                                                                 Catching light on them, rimmed by                                There's the one in Hants County, postmarked Newport. Next
                                                                  light thin as dust.                                          up is Brooklyn, Queens (not to be confused with New York City).
                                            —Andrea Flockhart                                                                  Then there's Brooklyn, down Yarmouth way. And yes there's a
                                                                 A light fft fft is heard in the distance –                    Brooklyn, New Brunswick and a Brooklyn, Prince Edward Island
                                                                                                                               too. In fact, including the one in the Big Apple,
POETRY                                                           — Hannah Rittner                                                                                                  there's at
                                                                                                                                                                                   least 20
untitled                                                                                                                                                                           Brooklyns
                                                                                                                                                                                   around the
1                                  IMPORTANT INFORMATION                                                                                                                           world.
                                                                                                                                                                                    So see you
blueberries.
two avocados                       Fall Fashion Trends                                                                                                                             in Brook-
                                                                                                                                                                                   lyn—I just
ripe when soft
Pacific tuna, in water.                                                                                                                                                            hope we end
                                                                                                                                                                                   up in the
dirt at your feet but                                                                                                                                                             same one.
nothing grows in
 Chinatown

2
long after the party,
a shriveled balloon.

I turn from you, deflated.

3
peach juice seeps down
my hot thigh and
velour seat like an airplane
chair like a
warehouse deal la-z-boy
like a bad rash.
queen west dust is no
  antidote
for this condition.

— Chloe
Ferguson

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                YOUR FABULOUS YEAR                                                                                                                                           Increasing
                 WITHOUT EXERCISE                                                                                                                                             injuries
                                                                                                                                                                  By missing out on exercise, you’re also
                                                                                                                                                              missing out on its injury-preventing benefits.
                   Five results to anticipate from an exercise-free routine                                                                                   By allowing your core to become weaker, and
                                                                                                                                                            your muscles to become sluggish in responding
Essa Horvath                                                                                                                                                to stimuli, you’re left with a much higher risk of
Opinions Contributor                                                                                                                                       developing both chronic issues and acute injuries.
                                                                                                                                                             For example, lower back pain often stems from
Everyone knows the benefits of lead-          consciously, to save effort on the deci-     will ensure your continuing success.                            weak core and back muscles. And if your muscles
ing an active lifestyle. And yet know-        sion-making process. When it comes           Otherwise, you’re forming habits that                           aren’t trained to respond quickly to changing ter-
ing that you should exercise doesn’t          to fitness, your routine either involves     don’t include exercise.                                           rain, you’re more likely to twist an ankle when
always translate into actually going          exercise or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, you     So we will focus on the things you                              you’re staggering onto the street from the side-
out and doing it. So where does this          can still be exercising off and on. But      are missing out on by not exercising.                              walk on your way home from the bar. As the
discrepancy lie? How do we turn “I’ll         this is a slippery slope, because when       At the end of this school year, if you                                 Earl of Derby said in 1873,“Those who
do it!” into “I’m doing it!”?                 fitness isn’t part of your routine, it’s     don’t exercise, you can look forward                                     do not find time for exercise now
  My answer: by focusing on the neg-          easy to forget about it.                     to:                                                                         will have to find time for ill-
atives! (No really, hear me out.)                Taking the first step by doing that                                                                                               ness”.
  Habits can make or break us. The
point of routines is to do things sub-
                                              first workout is hard. The next six
                                              can be even harder, but that’s what
                                                                                                                                    Being
                                                                                                                                    slower
                     Buying                                                                                              The less you do, the harder exer-
                                                                                                                     cise becomes. If your only cardiovascu-
                   new clothes                                                                                      lar exercise is running for the bus, it will
                                                                                                                   eventually become too much work. Hurry-
          Having to buy new clothes, that is.                                                                    ing to class at a brisk walk will leave you with               Depression
       Not because you’re expanding your ward-                                                                   your heart pounding, breath caught, and that
     robe to include a cute new dress, but because                                                                                                                            You’re missing out on a fan-
                                                                                                                 pesky perspiration we were just talking about.           tastic confidence builder. Exercise
   you no longer fit into the dress you’re loving this                                                            You’ll have to leave your comfy bed earlier in
  summer.                                                                                                                                                               releases all kinds of endorphins that
                                                                                                                   the morning to adjust for your new speed.           could be making you not only happier
  By December, get ready to do a little shimmy each                                                                 “Go ahead – save me a seat” will become
 time to put your jeans on. Suck in your tummy ‘till                                                                                                                  and more energetic, but also smarter (or
                                                                                                                      a common phrase as your entire class           at least, more alert with better concentra-
 you can hardly breathe, and do up the top button                                                                        rushes from one end of the cam-             tion). You’re missing out on socializing
  as quickly as possible. Then enjoy the pain of your
  waistband digging into you all day, and the attrac-
                                                                                   Being                                     pus to the other for your               in a stress-free environment. When you
                                                                                                                                     next class.
    tive way your tummy hangs out over the top of                                  weaker                                                                             exercise together, you’re not hanging out
                                                                                                                                                                        to talk about your assignment. And
      the pants. By February, you’ll be wearing only
                                                                        Soon your backpack will start                                                                    you’re doing something productive,
        sweatpants. Right around March, you’ll
                                                                     feeling heavier; weekly groceries will                                                                 so you’re not hanging out and
          have no choice but to buy new clothes,
                                                                    have you using a cart rather than a bas-                                                                   feeling guilty about said
            a couple of sizes higher than
                                                                   ket. You’ll be doing an attractive-sounding                                                                      assignment.
                you’re currently wearing.
                                                                  huff-and-puff routine every time you climb
                                                                  the stairs. And don’t forget the sweating.
                                                                  As walking up stairs and lifting books                            That’s one school year. Extrapolate         If that doesn’t sound appealing, get
                                                                   becomes your most strenuous exercise,                            this to your x number of years at uni-    out your schedule. Figure out where
Essa is a personal trainer and group fitness instructor.             you’ll have the same response to these                         versity.                                  you’re going to consciously make the
She owns Sculptura Fitness, a small women's fitness                    activities as you would have while                             So here’s where you have a choice.      time for your health, and mark down
studio in the Hydrostone area.                                           engaging in actual strenuous                               Keep exercise out of your routine,        the first few fitness outings until it
                                                                            exercise—including sweat-                               and plan shopping trips for bigger        becomes a routine. Grab a friend.
A visual summary of your state at the end of the year.                                                                              clothing. Stock up on Advil and Red       Join a class. Have fun with it!
                                                                                ing buckets.
• • • Photo by Adele Van Wyk                                                                                                        Bull.
• September 7 - September 14, 2012                                                                                                                  opinions 13

    THE
TROUBLE
   WITH
 RAPE
  JOKES
    FINDING
    THE LINE
   BETWEEN
 HUMOROUS
        AND
  INSULTING

Kristie Smith                                again in the news. He has since apol-     headlines around the world, demand-        cept. Rape jokes, whether the jokers     comments or snide jokes at a victim’s
Staff Contributor                            ogized for his ill-received and “mis-     ing responses from the Republican          believe Akin’s philosophy or not, are    expense should not be acceptable in
                                             spoken” comments about the degrees        Party leader Mitt Romney and cur-          daily fodder for some. But the ques-     this day and age.
“Though she was initially upset fol-         of rape, which were given in an inter-    rent U.S. President Barack Obama.          tion has come up for others: where         Just because I can speak, does not
lowing the brutal sexual assault last        view with the Jaco Report on Fox.            “Rape is rape. And the idea that        is the line between an innocent joke     mean I necessarily have to. While
month that left her pregnant, victim           What he said: “If it’s a legitimate     we should be parsing and qualifying        and hurtful words?                       Akin’s constituents care about his
Martha Byars told reporters she was          rape, the female body has ways to try     and slicing what types of rape we are         There should be no line dividing      stance on abortion, I cannot imagine
relieved Sunday to learn from Rep.           to shut the whole thing down.”            talking about doesn't make sense to        funny and cruel. The media should        they wanted his professional medical
Todd Akin (R-MO) that her ability to           That was not taken out of context.      the American people and certainly          not have to censor what people say       opinion of the validity of rape.
conceive her unwanted child proves           There was no strange language or          doesn't make sense to me,” Obama           because at this point, people should       Really, it’s the age-old adage: if you
she was not, in fact, legitimately           jargon that may have confused the         said in a press conference, when           know when to keep their opinions         have nothing nice to say, don’t say
raped.”                                      congressmen. He is a man known            asked about Akin’s comments.               to themselves and understand that a      anything at all.
  The above quote is not a news story        for harsh opinions that many would           “So what I think these comments         joke isn’t always funny to everyone.
or a new concept, but a headline from        oppose, such as saying that “federal      do underscore is why we shouldn't             To put it bluntly: rape is a terri-   Comedians shake their audiences up—
the popular satirical publication The        guarantees for student loans equiva-      have a bunch of politicians, a major-      ble, horrible thing that can happen      whether with laughter or outrage can
Onion.                                       lent to a stage three cancer of social-   ity of whom are men, making health-        to anyone, regardless of age or gen-     depend on the subject .
  Rape jokes happen, and thanks to           ism.” Usually, people just let him say    care decisions on behalf of women."        der. It is disgusting. No human being    • • • Photo by Calum Agnew
Republican representative Todd Akin          what he will.                                The shock has begun to wear down        should be able to make another feel
from Missouri, they’re cropping up             Akin’s recent comments have made        now, but again: this is not a new con-     so powerless, and to make ignorant

TURKEY’S NOT-SO-FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS
Sam Vlessing
Staff Contributor
                                             trol centers for the missile defense
                                             systems that protect Europe from
                                                                                       the downing of the Turkish jet would
                                                                                       have warranted an Article 5 interven-
                                                                                                                                    ONLINE ALL THE TIME
                                             missiles that may be sent from Iran,      tion in Syria, the alliance has been
Unlike any other of the 29 North             Iraq, Syria or any other states from      wary of Assad's unpredictability and
Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO)          the Middle East and North African         has therefore decided to keep its cool
member states, the Republic of Tur-          region.                                   until push truly comes to shove.
key shoulders the unfortunate bur-              Syria’s state of relative volatil-        The end to the consistent human
den of sharing a massive border              ity poses a threat to NATO mem-           rights violations occurring everyday
with Syria, where unpredictable and          ber states. Steps need to be taken to     in Syria and bring may have to be
extremist President Bashar al-Assad          ensure the continued safety of these      brought about by an Article 5 resolu-
reigns supreme.                              countries.                                tion.
   In addition to its location near
large population hubs on the Syrian          1) Close the 1000 kilometre bor-          3) International law is created for
side, it is largely geographically flat,     der between Turkey and Syria. Yes,        states and by states. When states
making it relatively easy for refugees       there are hundreds of thousands of        violate these laws and threaten their
seeking safety from Assad’s tyranni-         refugees fleeing for their lives into     own populations, as we saw in Libya
cal regimes to penetrate Turkish and         Turkey in hopes of escaping Assad’s       in 2011 and in Syria today, the inter-
therefore also NATO borders. Tur-            autocratic and unpredictable regime.      national community has an obliga-
key's government is a strident critic        However, the uncountable numbers          tion to intervene.
of President Bashar al-Assad's regime
and tension has risen along the land
                                             of refugees make it easy for politi-
                                             cal threats, such as the Taliban, to
                                                                                          This is where humanity comes into
                                                                                       the equation. It could be argued that            LIKE us on FACEBOOK
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border between the two neighbors.            infiltrate Turkey undetected. NATO        NATO, which possesses massive mili-
   Turkey, a very prominent NATO             member states have no choice but to       tary capabilities, has a duty to protect
member state, has been able to               take a defensive security stance and      the Syrian population from its unpre-
increase its military budget and assist      shut down at-risk borders.                dictable and violent government.
in increasing NATO militaristic capa-
bilities in a time of economic auster-       2) On June 23 of this year Syria shot
                                                                                       Ultimately, with the capabilities that
                                                                                       NATO possesses, there is no real
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ity. Turkey is also situated in one of the   down a Turkish jet above Turkish air-     reason why we couldn't or shouldn't
most geographically important places
on Earth. Bordering both the Euro-
                                             space. Turkey could invoke Article 5
                                             of the North Atlantic Treaty and sum-
                                                                                       intervene.                                            @dalgazette
pean and Asian continent, the Anato-         mon the aid of all 28 countries in the    Syria is a threat. Assad's state has
lian peninsula holds the passage from
the Black Sea to the Mediterranean
                                             alliance if it comes under attack. Such
                                             an invocation would mean all NATO
                                                                                       repeatedly menaced and even
                                                                                       infringed on the sovereignty of NATO
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through the Sea of Marmara and the           countries would be called to defend       states. Therefore, the alliance as a
Bosphorus River. Without Turkey as           Turkey, under the principle of collec-    whole has no other option but to take
a member of NATO, a large part of            tive defense.                             large counter measures to mitigate
the security alliance’s Eastern borders
would be essentially indefensible.
   Not only is Turkey an economic
                                                The only time in history that
                                             the alliance has invoked Article 5
                                             occurred as a result of the Septem-
                                                                                       the tremendous danger stemming
                                                                                       from the Syrian mainland.                           @dalgazettesport
powerhouse, it also houses the con-          ber 11 attacks to the US. Although
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                                The secret world of Dal Theatre
                                                                                AUDIENCES REQUIRED
                                             Meagan Deuling                              he thinks the other guy is following           “And that really intense energy you
                                             Assistant Arts Editor                       him...”                                     get, with people on a stage in front
                                                                                            Nicols’ laugh is unrestrained as he      of you, actual human beings doing
                                             On the fifth floor of the Rebecca Cohn      admits the story messes with your           actual stuff, and a relationship can
                                             building, David Nicols’ office floor is     mind. The play is a low-budget pro-         build up on set between the audience
                                             a cacophony of piled papers. Nicols’        duction by esteemed Canadian play-          and the actors: that’s the really pow-
                                             eyes shine amongst the chaos as he          wright Morris Panych.                       erful thing about theatre and the one
                                             stops organizing to talk student the-          Nicols’ descriptive fervour mounts       thing film can’t do.”
                                             atre at Dalhousie.                          as he describes the three other plays,         Besides being an audience member,
                                                                    Despite what the     although he doesn’t spoil the stories.      non-theatre students who harbour
                                                               uninitiated may pre-      The final play, which this year will be     thespian dreams can get involved in
                                                               sume, theatre studies     The Triumph of Love, is an elaborate        theatre through the Dal Theatre Soci-
                                                               is more than learning     culmination of the knowledge accu-          ety or the King’s Theat-
                                                              to act—although that is    mulated throughout the year. Nicols         rical Society at the
                                                             an option. Students also    says when the curtains open onto that       University of King’s
                                                             study costume design,       final production, and the audience          College.
                                                           lighting, sound and set       sees the set and costumes, “everyone           “You don’t have
                                                          construction. As a pro-        just goes ,‘Ohh.’ That’s the best part of   to be a King’s
                                                        fessor of the history of the-    the year.”                                  student to join
                                                       atre, Nicols is involved in the      University theatre is exciting           that one. They’ll
                                                      academic aspects of theatre        because it doesn’t focus on box office      accept anything
                                                     study, in which all theatre stu-    sales. “Although it’s nice to sell tick-    with a pulse,”
                                                   dents are versed.                     ets,” says Nicols, “it’s more about         says Nicols.
                                                        The practical applications       teaching students.” This mindset               Halifax has a
                                             of the various facets of the theatre        allows more experimentation and             strong theatre cul-
                                             program are showcased by four pro-          variety than private theatre compa-         ture outside of Dal
                                             ductions throughout the school year.        nies, and draws the interest of out-        because it would be
                                             Nicols puts his hands on his knees          side members of the theatre commu-          too boring of a place to
                                             and leans forward as he describes this      nity. According to Nicols, the leeway       live without it, according
                                             year’s impending productions.               university productions have should          to Nicols. So, do like the theatre
                                               The first, The Ends of the Earth, is a    also draw an audience. “You get to see      crowd and stave off the poten-
                                             “very strange play with a very strange      things you wouldn’t normally see,” he       tial boredom of Halifax by getting
                                             sense of humour about a couple of           explains.                                   involved, as an audience member or
                                             guys who keep encountering each                Nicols says non-theatre students         as a performer.
                                             other wherever they go, and one guy         should participate as audience mem-
                                             thinks the other guy is spying on him       bers for other reasons.                     Detailed information on DalTheatre’s
                                             and the other guy is convinced that            “Theatre is risky, anything can hap-     2012-13 productions can be found
                                             the other guy is spying on him and he       pen, it’s dangerous and it changes and      online at:
                                             thinks the guy is following him but in      it transforms, which is a really excit-         Theatre.Dal.Ca/DalTheatre%
                                             fact the guy is following him because       ing thing about it,” he says.                          20Productions/

                              AFF films for freaks and geeks
                                                    Annual festival offers alternative to Hollywood
Andrew Mills
Arts Editor

Movies are for summer. Everybody             chartable scripts have a chance of get-
knows that. So, in the fall, balls-to-       ting studio support (cough Expend-
the-walls action blockbusters (the           ables 2). It's no surprise Hollywood
actual phrase two separate friends           has become a breeding ground for
used to describe The Avengers to me)         the worst kind of imagination-eating
get replaced by melancholic Oscar            sharks (add “3D” to those last three
contenders—with a subsequent drop            words, and you'd have a surefire hit).
in ticket sales. Likewise, at the start of      But in Halifax, something happens
another semester, we trade the more          every September that masses of hun-
immediate visual medium for the              gover students seem to ignore. I'm
sober gravitas of ink and word. How-         talking about The Atlantic Film Fes-
ever you spell it, you're going to have      tival. This is where you'll find all the
to pawn your Green Lantern costume           smart, weird and underfunded mov-
to make that initial down payment on         ies that don't have the backing of a
an Economics 101 textbook.                   major studio. Without performance
   But film shouldn't be limited to
shitty sequels and Bourning for-
                                             at film festivals, some of these gems
                                             don't get the audience they deserve.
                                                                                                          Beauty is Embarrassing
mulas—should it? As far as stu-                 So grow some cahonas, and take                   Saturday Sept. 15 at 12:00 p.m. | Empire Theatres – Park Lane
dios are concerned we vote with our          that cute girl/guy in your new inter-
feet, and cultural norms are decided
by impulse—like when the loud-
                                             national literature course to an intel-
                                             ligent festival movie. Because every-
                                                                                                    Follow artist Wayne White as he moves from small-town
                                                                                                                 puppeteer to New York painter.
                                                                                                                                                                                        Midnight's
est mouth in a group of frosh-week
buddies dictates the matinee. More
                                             one knows pen and ink aren't the only
                                             visual mediums distracting you from
                                                                                                                                                                                         Children
likely, student entertainment dol-           your textbook mortgage.                                                                                                               Saturday Sept. 15 at 7:30 p.m.
lars are spent on cheap drinks at The
Dome (Lord, I hope you don't do this)
                                                Here's a quick preview of some
                                             interesting titles!
                                                                                                     Rebelle                                   Shorts 3                                  Oxford Theatre
                                                                                                                                                                                       (6408 Quinpool Rd)
because movies are something you do                                                           Friday Sept. 14 at 7:05 p.m.             Monday Sept. 17 at 7:05 p.m. at
when you don't want to think, right?                                                         Empire Theatres – Park Lane               Empire Theatres – Park Lane                For some international je ne sais
   This dooming of the box-office                                                              (5657 Spring Garden Rd)                                                             quoi, check out this adaptation
to the lowest common denomina-                                                                                                           Shorts include such weirdly                of Salman Rushdie's massive
tor ensures only the most ludicrous,                                                      The brutal and lyrical journey of a         awesome titles as My Baklava, Life          novel into a brisk film helmed by
                                                                                          girl from the Democratic Republic            and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke,             Indian-born Canadian director
 For more listings visit Atlantic.BSide.com                                                  of the Congo, kidnapped and
                                                                                           forced to become a child soldier.
                                                                                                                                        and The Kook. How could you
                                                                                                                                                    resist?
                                                                                                                                                                                           Deepa Metha.
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