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                                        Rake America Great Again!

 The barrel that Trump scrapes is like Waffle House coffee: bottomless, dark and full of bitterness.

                                        Melania Trump gave the nation a          the hideous shadow of that creep in
    Holidays, 2018-2019                 bizarre allée of undecorated,            the White House, I was cheered by
                                        blood-red Christmas trees in a           an outdoor Christmas light display
Dear Friends,                           White House corridor, inspiring a        in Minneapolis that spelled out
                                        blizzard of memes, while the             "TRUMP IS A TRAITOR,"
                                        National Christmas tree sat dark,        seen on the home of former mayoral
The holidays have come and gone
                                        blacked out by a government shut-        candidate Tom Hoch. I quietly (not
once again, which, considering the      down. While commenting briefly on
chaos of 2017, seems like a Christ-                                              really) hoped for a special Christ-
                                        NORAD’s Santa Hotline, Ebenezer          mas present from Robert Mueller.
mas miracle in itself. This Thanks-     Trump asked a young boy, “Are you
giving Americans were faced with        still a believer in Santa? ’Cause at

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an E. coli-tainted romaine lettuce      seven it's marginal, right?” The tree
scare and amused by the fact that       at Rockefeller Center was the first to
pie was healthier to eat than salad.    be donated by a same-sex couple.
Stores offered pre-Black Friday         Political correctness perhaps got out
sales a week early, and on actual       of hand as people claimed that the       I never thought that I’d become a
Black Friday big box stores sped up     song “Baby, It's Cold Outside” is        person who yells at the television or
commerce by providing mobile            “sexist” and “rapey”, and some ob-       writes in all-caps. But I also didn’t
cashiers in the aisles to check         jected to The Nutcracker for its         think that I would wind up living in
people out by phone. There was a        “racist” numbers. A survey found         a country that puts children in con-
fight in a Birmingham, AL, mall on      that over 27% of people in the US        centration camps and conspires to
Thanksgiving during which two           and the UK would accept a woman          brutally murder journalists. “Trump
people were shot and one killed. On     or gender-neutral Santa Claus. A         Regret Syndrome,” “Trump Anxiety
a lighter note, a man named Zee-        plague of package thieves (“porch        Disorder" and “Trump Derange-
shan Ali ate a whole roast turkey       pirates”) pillaged front porches, but    ment Syndrome,” are real phenom-
while riding on the New York City       the public rejoiced when a former        ena, vouched for by psychologists.
subway—dressed in a turkey suit.        NASA engineer shared a video of his      Whichever one I’ve been suffering
When asked, Donald Trump said he        custom-built, fart-scented, glitter-     from, it has not contributed posi-
was thankful for HIMSELF on this        bomb-filled decoy revenge package        tively to life in my “Golden Years.”
holiday and “...for having made a       going off on a hapless miscreant. An     My friend Susan suggested that I
tremendous difference in this           embarrassing moment occurred             represent Trump’s second year in
country.” (It’s been tremendous,        when a mother in Scotland sent her       office by throwing up on a piece of
all right!)                             five-year-old son to his school nativ-   paper and photographing it. (I love
                                        ity play in a shepherd costume,          that idea, but I hate to barf.)
The Christmas season started off        along with its accompanying              Looking back, 2018 reminds me of
with the release of a new “Grinch”      blow-up sheep sex doll. One of           that famous Hieronymus Bosch
movie, voiced by Benedict Cumber-       the strangest TV Christmas specials      painting: pain, suffering, and sur-
batch. Twinkling Christmas beard        ever was TLC’s Dr. Pimple Popper:        realism everywhere. I don’t really
lights offered by a company called      The 12 Pops of Christmas, featuring      relish recounting it, but, then, as
Firebox (“Unusual Gifts for People      Dr. Sandra Lee and an array of           George Santayana said, “Those
with Imagination”) were a novelty       Christmas-themed skin conditions.        who cannot remember the past
accessory for the hirsute. This year,   Though we couldn’t entirely escape       are condemned to repeat it.”
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released by journalist Michael            Shanghai didn’t do much for actual
                                          Wolff. Trump defended his mental          denuclearization, however. Follow-
                                          state by tweeting, “I think that I        ing the Shanghai Summit, Trump
                                          would qualify as not smart, but           visited Helsinki, where he disgraced
                                          genius.… and a very stable genius         himself and our country by toadying
                                          at that!” Sometime around Presi-          shamelessly to Vladimir Putin. An-
                                          dents’ Day he boasted, “You know, a       other cringe-worthy moment
                                          poll just came out that I am the          occurred on November 11 th when
                                          most popular person in the history        Trump canceled his planned visit to
                                          of the Republican Party. Beating          the 100th Anniversary commem-
                                          Lincoln. I beat our Honest Abe.”          oration of the Armistice at the
                                          (Typical of Dishonest Donny, this         Belleau Wood battlefield near Paris
                                          poll did not exist.) Scientist-in-Chief   because of the weather. Many
When I joked that I’d like to see our     Trump called Hurricane Florence           speculated that he didn’t want the
country’s flag flown at half staff        “one of the wettest we’ve ever            light rain to mess up his famous
until Trump & Co. have left the           seen, from the standpoint of              hairdo. Neither did he participate in
building, David added that it should      water.” In rejecting a bipartisan         the Veterans Day ceremony in Ar-
be flown upside-down, as well. As of      Congressional deal on immigration,        lington, VA, where the tradition of
the end of 2018, Trump has made           Trump asked the question, “Why            laying a wreath at the Tomb of the
more than 7,600 false statements          are we having all these people from       Unknown Soldier was carried out by
during his presidency. In the seven       shithole countries coming here?”          a representative of the French
weeks leading up to the midterms,         (Our ambassador to Panama                 Embassy. At the G-20 Summit in
his rate increased to 30 per day. The     resigned in protest.) In November         Argentina, Trump wandered off the
Washington Post added a “Bottom-          Trump commented that his mother           stage halfway through a photo-op
less Pinocchio” rating to its Trump       had always “gestated” their Thanks-       with the Argentinian President for
falsehood scale to accommodate            giving turkeys: “It’s gotta gestate.      no apparent reason. When asked
The Donald’s spewing of repeated          The word ‘gestate.’ Like when you         why the US was the only G-20
lies. MSNBC called the Trump              are cooking a chicken. Time, time…        nation to not support a com-
administration an “all-you-can-eat        turkey for Thanksgiving.” And as          mitment to fight climate change he
buffet of crime.” Was there a day         the Mueller investigation continued       said, “You look at our air and our
that he didn’t embarrass or bring         to zero in on him, Trump tweeted,         water and it’s right now at a record
shame upon this country? No               “Democrats can’t find a Smocking          clean.” During his visit to England,
wonder that members of the UN             Gun tying the Trump campaign to           boorish Trump broke protocol by
General Assembly laughed in his           Russia after James Comey’s testi-         not bowing to the Queen, walking in
face as he boasted about the great        mony. No Smocking Gun….No                 front of her, and keeping her wait-
job he was doing in Washington,           Collusion.”                               ing onstage for 15 minutes. While
DC. Was there a moment when we                                                      the Kavanaugh hearings were
weren’t afraid for the future of our      A few examples of Trump’s bizarre         taking place, Trump mocked Chris-
country and our planet? Now it’s a        and/or disgraceful (dare I say            tine Blasey Ford’s Senate testimony
new year, and the United States has       “traitorous?”) behavior are worth         and asserted that this is “a
no Secretary of Defense, no Attor-        noting. As the year turned, an            dangerous time for young men.”
ney General, no one is sure who is        overtly hostile Trump boasted that        Trump was in characteristic form
running the Justice Department,           his nuclear button was bigger than        when he visited Paradise (he called
the Acting Chief of Staff is respon-      Kim Jong Un's. (And we know what          it “Pleasure”), the small mountain
sible (we hope) for two positions,        THAT means.) It’s no wonder that          town completely destroyed by the
the stock market is needlessly vola-      during this time of posturing             worst wildfire in California history.
tile, the president is implicated in 17   between North Korea and the US,           I wondered how the outgoing and
investigations, and the government        the false alarm of a nuclear attack in    incoming California governors kept
has been shut down for the third          Hawaii was so terrifying. Following       from laughing as Forrest Trump
time this year.                           the thaw between North and South          explained to them his theory of
                                          Korea after the Olympics in Pyeong-       woodland management: “You gotta
The full extent of Trump’s 2018           chang, a summit between Trump             take care of the floors. You know
dumpster fire is too great for me to      and Kim was announced and then            the floors of the forest, it’s very
cover in this letter, but I thought I’d   called off several times before the       important....I was with the presi-
hit a few of the highlights, especially   two actually met in a ridiculous          dent of Finland...He called it a
some of the funnier or more absurd        farce in Shanghai, where, according       forest nation. And they spend a lot
ones–with a bit of Schadenfreude          to Trump, they “fell in love.” (In an     of time on raking and cleaning and
thrown in. Perhaps Trump’s own            embarrassing Freudian slip, Fox &         doing things, and they don't have
words would be a good place to            Friends host Abby Huntsman called         any problem.” Finland and the
begin. One of his most infamous           Trump’s North Korea summit a              Internet had a great time with that
statements was in reference to the        “historic meeting between two             one. (#RakeAmericaGreatAgain)
White House exposé Fire and Fury          dictators.”) The silly pageantry of
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still denied their voting rights         Of course, 2018 wasn’t all bad.
                                        through Republican suppression           There were a few “points of light.”
                                        tactics and gerrymandering, notably      (RIP, George H.W. Bush.) The
                                        in the Georgia, Florida, and North       Parkland High School shooting
                                        Carolina midterms. One in three          survivors who created a movement
                                        GoFundMe campaigns are now               against gun violence were awarded
                                        created for medical bills not covered    the Desmond Tutu International
                                        by health insurance. The Bureau of       Children's Peace Prize. The Texas
                                        Prisons in the Department of Jus-        Board of Education changed its
                                        tice adopted a policy of housing         social studies standards to admit
Sad to say, Trump wasn’t the            transgender people in federal prison     that slavery was the primary cause
only person providing cringe-           facilities that conform to the gender    of the Civil War. The US Justice
worthy moments in 2018. His             listed on their birth certificates.      Department is finally banning
personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani,         Congress let the Violence Against        “bump stocks,” and in New York the
asserted on a talk show that facts      Women Act lapse, and Ohio State          Trump Foundation has been shut
are “in the eye of the beholder” and    Representative Christina Hagan           down due to a “shocking pattern of
that “truth isn’t truth.” Sean Han-     introduced a bill to make mother-        illegality.” The US Senate voted to
nity made the bizarre assertion that    hood mandatory for Ohio women.           advance a resolution to end military
a “secret sperm” was hiding in the      There was an average of at least one     backing for the Saudi-led war in
official portrait of President Obama.   mass shooting per day, and the NRA       Yemen, the first time in history that
Mississippi Senator Cindy Hyde-         threateningly told “anti-gun” doc-       Congress has used the War Powers
Smith, who faced Democrat Mike          tors to “stay in their lane.” A tragic   Act to pull us out of an unautho-
Espy in a November runoff election,     example of the state of violence in      rized war. Despite the divisive mood
said of one of her donors, “If he       our schools occurred when a              of the country, Congress passed a
invited me to a public hanging, I’d     student was shot by a classmate at       bipartisan criminal justice reform
be on the front row.” Ivanka Trump      Butler High School in Matthews,          bill and the Elie Wiesel Genocide
was caught using a personal email       NC, and classes went on as if this       and Atrocities Prevention Act of
account (!!!) to discuss official       were normal. During one bad week         2018, and the Senate finally passed
White House business, and Melania       in October pipe bombs were sent to       an anti-lynching law after some 100
Trump began a campaign she called       opponents of the president by a          years and 200 attempts. In re-
“Be Best.” (No one knows exactly        crazed Trump supporter, a mass           sponse to one of Trump’s many
what that means.) Mrs. Trump also       shooting took place at the Tree of       attacks on judges Supreme Court
struck a sour note when she board-      Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, PA,        Chief Justice John Roberts replied,
ed the plane for a trip to see im-      and two African-Americans were           “We don’t have Obama judges or
migrant children in detention at the    randomly shot at a Kroger store in       Trump judges, Bush judges or
border wearing a jacket sporting the    Jeffersontown, KY. The United            Clinton judges.” Though the Repub-
text “I don’t care, Do you?” on         States Citizenship and Immigration       licans threw everything they had at
the back. She created a similar tone-   Services removed the phrase              the Democrats in the midterm
deaf image when she showed up in        “nation of immigrants” from its          elections, including a dead Nevada
Africa wearing full colonial drag,      official mission statement, and we       pimp, a Holocaust denier, and a
including jack boots and a white        witnessed children separated from        couple of criminals under indict-
pith helmet. Adult-film actress         their parents at the Mexican border,     ment, Democrats managed to pull
Stormy Daniels, with whom Trump         child concentration camps, and the       off a “Blue Wave,” at least in the US
was accused of having an affair,        lasting image of a one-year-old boy      House and in many important state
caused quite a few people to blush      standing alone and frightened be-        races. The Brownback-Kobach jug-
when she described Trump’s penis        fore an embarrassed immigration          gernaut was broken in Kansas (a
as resembling “Toad from Mario          judge. Trump called the press the        miracle!), and Democrats won in all
Kart.”                                  “Enemy of the People,” creating a        districts of Orange County, CA,
                                        hostile atmosphere that contributed      previously solid “Reagan Country.”
                                        to America’s being designated for        71% of Trump-endorsed candidates
                                        the first time as one of the most        lost their seats, and the new
                                        dangerous countries in the world for     congress will be the most female
                                        journalists by Reporters Without         and most diverse in history. Donald
                                        Borders. And with respect to the         Trump’s vile military parade was
                                        greatest challenge of our time,          canceled (or postponed), and let us
                                        climate change, the Trump ad-            not forget the delightful Trump
Not surprisingly, the serious           ministration offered only denial and     Baby Blimp, which made its debut
problems facing our country have        ridicule, while unleashing vulture       during Trump’s trip to England and
only continued to worsen under the      capitalists to trash the environment     proceeded to follow him around the
Trump regime. Innocent black men        in any way that would make them          world.
continue to be killed by police;        the greatest amount of money.
people of color and the poor were
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Turning for a moment to inter-           its first female president. The 2018     work news stations from the TV
national news, Canada legalized the      Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang           screens at its 128 fitness centers in
recreational use of marijuana, pro-      seemed to be an opportunity for a        the U.S. and Canada–not surprising
bably to help its population cope        rapprochement between North and          since the FBI reported a more than
with living next to the United           South Korea, whose leaders vowed         a 17% rise in hate crimes this year.
States. Mexico elected a new presi-      to formally end the Korean War.          Twenty states take away the driver’s
dent in Andrés Manuel López Obra-        The Olympic teams of the two             licenses of people who fall behind in
dor, marking the worst defeat ever       nations marched and competed as          their student loan payments, while
suffered by the fascist PRI party.       one, and 55 boxes of remains of US       TruTV airs a trivia game called Paid
Cuba is no longer ruled by a             soldiers from the Korean War were        Off that offers its winners cancel-
member of the Castro clan; Miguel        later returned to America by North       lation of their student debt. Ameri-
Diaz-Canel is now the nation’s new       Korea. China’s Xi Jinping further        cans are having less sex; two thirds
President. Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil’s      consolidated his power, making           of millennials don’t know what
new leader, advocates developing         himself virtually ruler for life         Auschwitz was; and the U.S Geo-
the Amazon rainforest and eradicat-      (something Trump admires), and an        logical Survey had to warn people
ing its indigenous peoples. Britain      ominous “social credit” system has       not to roast marshmallows over
has been consumed with the con-          been developed where the govern-         volcanic vents during the Kilauea
sequences of the Brexit vote,            ment closely monitors its citizens       Volcano eruption in Hawaii.
and Prime Minister Teresa May            and rewards or punishes them
suggested establishing a Ministry of     based on their behavior. News from
Loneliness. But on the bright side,      the Middle East was so horrific that
Ringo Starr was knighted, and there      I scarcely want to mention it here,
was a royal wedding between Prince       but I do want to end on a positive
Harry and the American Meghan            note. During the summer the world
Markle followed by the announce-         was transfixed by the heroic rescue
ment of a royal baby due in the new      of the 12 boys making up the Wild
year. Angela Merkel will no longer       Boars soccer team and their coach
be the Chancellor of Germany, but        from a cave in Thailand after they
it’s gratifying to know that the Ber-    had been trapped with floodwaters
lin Wall has now been down longer        rising for almost a month.
than it was up. Meanwhile, the town
of Friedberg, Germany, has in-
stalled pedestrian traffic lights that                                            I’ve found that over the years my
incorporate images of Elvis, who                                                  interest in celebrity news has been
was stationed in Friedberg with the                                               waning. The young ones don’t regis-
U.S. Army in 1958-59. In Switzer-                                                 ter all that much with me, and the
land, the Lucerne University of                                                   old ones keep dying! Here’s an old
Applied Sciences and Arts added                                                   item: Natalie Wood's drowning now
yodeling to its Folk Music program                                                considered a “suspicious death”;
on the Bachelor’s and Master’s de-                                                Robert Wagner a “person of inter-
gree levels. There were shopping                                                  est.” Bill Cosby was sent to prison
riots in France when Nutella low-                                                 for sexual assault. Elon Musk’s
ered its price by 70% and serious        Perhaps the sinkhole that formed         Space X launched a cherry red
public unrest during the yellow-vest     on the White House lawn could            2008 Tesla Roadster convert-
protests over Emmanuel Macron’s          symbolize American pop culture in        ible with a “Starman” behind
new gas tax, which he ultimately         2018. According to a survey by the       the wheel into space heading to
withdrew. Pedro Sánchez, Spain’s         insurer Cigna, most Americans suf-       Mars. Justin Bieber and Hailey
new prime minister, declared that        fer from loneliness or feelings of       Baldwin got married, and Donald
direct rule over Catalonia has ended     insignificance. Over the past five       Trump, Jr., divorced his wife for
with the installation of a new           years, diagnoses of major depres-        another blonde. Kanye West had
Catalan government after months of       sion have risen by at least 33%.         lunch at the White House with the
turmoil. Vladimir Putin boasted of a     American life expectancy has gone        “President.” Trump’s star on the
new Russian “Doomsday                    down for the third year in a row,        Hollywood Walk of Fame was van-
                                         mostly due to suicide and drug           dalized and damaged such that the
Weapon” which can’t be shot              overdose deaths. Obesity affects
down by antimissile systems, while                                                West Hollywood City Council
                                         40% of American adults. Gaming           passed a resolution to remove it
Uralasbest, a Russian asbestos pro-      disorder was classified as a mental
ducer, stamped Donald Trump’s                                                     permanently as a nuisance. White
                                         health condition for the first time in   House press secretary Sarah San-
face on packages of its product.         the WHO’s International Classi-
South Africa’s capital city Capetown                                              ders was denied admission to the
                                         fication of Diseases. A Minnesota-       Red Hen restaurant in Lexington,
suffered a severe water crisis, nearly   based gym chain, Life Time Fitness,
running dry, and Ethiopia elected                                                 VA by its owner because she works
                                         eliminated all national cable net-       for Donald Trump, and an LA judge
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ruled that bars can refuse service to   bought a ticket for her “emotional      “Flippy”, a burger-flipping robot,
Trump supporters. San Francisco         support” peacock, Dexter, to accom-     will be installed in 50 Southern
International Terminal will be          pany her on a United flight to LA,      California CaliBurger locations.
named after Harvey Milk, and            but the airline wasn’t having it. A     Schnuck Markets employs a robot
Mister Rogers will be honored           woman was kicked off a plane in         named “Tally” to roam its aisles
with a postage stamp. Nike              Orlando, FL, after she attempted to     monitoring its shelf stock. Tradi-
selected former San Francisco 49ers     fly with an emotional support squir-    tional food companies attempted to
quarterback Colin Kaepernick to         rel, and Spirit Airlines forced a       attract customers with novel new
represent its 30th Anniversary “Just    woman to flush her emotional            tastes, like the four new Millennial-
Do It” ad campaign, and the image       support hamster down the toilet.        friendly flavors of Diet Coke.
of Ruth Bader Ginsberg was a            For a limited time, the fried chicken
favorite Halloween costume and          chain Popeye’s offered travelers at
Christmas tree topper. Speaking of      Philadelphia International Airport a
Halloween, the Salesforce Tower in      chicken-shaped “Emotional Support
San Francisco was lit up on that        Chicken” carry-on box with the pur-
holiday to depict the Eye of            chase of a 3-piece chicken tender
Sauron; many thought that an            combo meal. An intrepid raccoon
appropriate image. A Gallup poll        climbed the 23-story UBS Center in
named Michelle Obama America's          downtown St. Paul, MN, its adven-
most admired woman of 2018; her         tures reported on regularly by the
husband was America's most              MPR station in the building             General Mills unveiled a new Lucky
admired man. The “Golden State          (#MPRRaccoon). Maximus Mighty           Charms marshmallow character,
Killer” was captured after 40 years,    Dog Mueller II, a golden retriever,     the “magical unicorn.”
largely due to the work of Michelle     was elected mayor of Idyllwild, CA.
McNamara, Patton Oswalt’s late          And a big cat poacher was killed and
wife. Murdered Saudi journalist Ja-     eaten by the pride of lions he was
mal Khashoggi and “The Guard-           hunting at the Ingwelala Private
ians” were named Time Magazine’s        Nature Reserve in South Africa.
“Person of the Year.” And the ticket    (Good.)
for the largest lottery prize in his-
tory, $1.537 billion, was purchased
at a KC Mart in Simpsonville, SC.

                                                                                The Girl Scouts added another
                                                                                cookie to their repertoire: the
                                                                                Caramel Chocolate Chip, this one
                                                                                gluten-free. Taco Bell came up with
                                                                                nacho fries and Sonic with pickle
                                                                                juice slushes. Red Lobster and KFC
                                                                                added waffles to their menus, and
                                                                                restaurants including McDonald’s,
                                                                                KFC, Wendy’s, and Subway got on
                                                                                the Sriracha bandwagon. The John-
                                                                                ny Walker distillery introduced a
                                                                                whiskey for the fair sex called “Jane
                                                                                Walker.” When Doritos announced
                                                                                the launch of a new “lady-friendly”
                                                                                version of its chip, it encountered
                                                                                opposition and ridicule. (There was
                                                                                a similar kerfuffle over Kleenex’s
                                                                                “Man-sized” tissues.) Political cor-
                                                                                rectness asserted itself in the “war
                                                                                on straws” and in PETA’s accu-
Animals were also in the news in                                                sation that cow’s milk has long been
                                        Food features prominently in any
2018. San Francisco International                                               a symbol of white supremacy. A
                                        survey of popular culture. Two
                                                                                Colorado McDonald’s offered the
Airport introduced the world’s first    trends continued from the previous
                                                                                first marijuana-friendly smoking
airport therapy pig. It was a rough     year: automation and novelty. To-
                                                                                section, and Coke is negotiating to
year for emotional support animals      yota announced that it’s creating
                                                                                develop marijuana-infused bevera-
on planes. The New York photo-          autonomous vehicles for Pizza Hut.
                                                                                ges in Canada. Ben & Jerry’s intro-
grapher/performance artist Ventiko
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duced an ice cream flavor called         invade our lives. Facebook got into       The Arts saw their own triumphs,
"Pecan Resist" in protest of Donald      trouble for sharing user data. An         tragedies, and controversies over
Trump. Some other food-related           Amazon Echo recorded a family’s           the course of the year. San Antonio
developments are hard to classify.       conversation and sent it to a             lost its symphony orchestra. Boston
The Israeli company Jet Eat can          random person on their contact list,      Symphony principal flutist Eliza-
provide you with 3D-printed vegan        and Amazon Echo users complained          beth Rowe filed a lawsuit against
meat, and, apparently, cauliflow-        that Alexa had been letting out           the BSO, claiming that her salary
er is the new kale. In honor of          spontaneous bursts of maniacal            was substantially lower than that of
Burns Day, Mackie’s of Aberdeen,         laughter. Fitness devices such as         her nearest male counterpart, and
Scotland, created a haggis-laced         Fitbit unwittingly revealed the           American conductor Marin Alsop
custard with swirls of marmalade.        locations and classified secrets of       broke the gender barrier for female
Certain health enthusiasts have          U.S. and foreign military bases.          conductors in Vienna when she
advocated drinking “raw (i.e.,           Tampa Bay Monitoring now offers a         became the artistic director of the
untreated) water,” and a company         GPS ankle bracelet that allows            Vienna Radio Symphony Orchestra.
called Live Water is fulfilling that     parents to track their children, and      Esa-Pekka Salonen was appointed
need. Dunkin’ Donuts dropped the         nuisance       drones      shut   down    the new music director of the San
“Donuts” from its name, and Oscar        London’s Gatwick airport during           Francisco Symphony. In a major
Meyer added a jet pack to its            the busy Christmas holidays. In           breakthrough for women compos-
Wienermobile promotional vehicle.        Tempe, AZ, a pedestrian was killed        ers, Pinar Toprak was the first
A Publix supermarket in South Car-       by an autonomous vehicle, an Uber,        signed to score a major superhero
olina censored the phrase “summa         for the first time, and in an effort to
                                                                                   movie, Captain Marvel. Bon Jovi,
cum laude” on a graduation cake          develop trust between humans and
                                                                                   The Moody Blues, The Cars, Dire
for being obscene. (They think they      autonomous cars, Jaguar Land
                                                                                   Straits, Nina Simone and Sister Ro-
know obscenity when they see it.)        Rover experimented with “virtual
                                                                                   setta Tharpe were inducted into the
And Nabisco freed the menagerie          eyes” on their latest vehicles, des-
                                                                                   Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. The Funk
on its Animal Crackers packages          igned to make eye contact with
from their cages.                        human drivers and pedestrians.            Music Hall of Fame and Exhibition
                                         Google's autonomous car division,         Center opened in Dayton, OH. Rap-
                                         Waymo, received permission from           per Kendrick Lamar’s work DAMN
                                         California regulators to begin test-      was chosen for the 2018 Pulitzer
                                         ing autonomous vehicles with no           prize in music, the first time a
                                         human in the driver’s seat in             composition from the popular genre
                                         northern Silicon Valley. Sex robots       was awarded this honor. UNESCO
                                         continued to be refined for men           added reggae to its global cultural
                                         AND women; however, cyberse-              heritage list. The Orchestre Nation-
                                         curity experts warned that these          al d’Île-de-France became the first
                                         robots could be hijacked by hackers       all-iPad orchestra, thereby elimi-
                                         and used to cause harm or even kill.      nating printed music and page
                                         China's Xinhua News Agency joined         turns. In Malmö, Sweden, a fist
Rampant consumerism continued            the Chinese search engine company         fight broke out at a performance of
to drive much of the economy last        Sogou.com in designing the "world's       Gustav Mahler's Symphony No.5
year. Favorite toys of the holiday       first artificial intelligence (AI) news   over the rustling of a package of
season included those included in        anchor," which they unveiled at the       gum, and in Baltimore a man
Lunchables and Harry Potter Lego         latest World Internet Conference,         shouted, “Heil Hitler, Heil
sets. A tacky Trump-themed               held in China. Meanwhile, leading         Trump,” during the intermission
teddy bear (“Trumpy Bear”) was           robotics and AI experts warned the        of a performance of Fiddler on the
an actual gift available online. Capi-   European Union that it’s too early        Roof. (He was ousted.) An interest-
talizing on the Trump-era zeitgeist,     to grant robots legal status because      ing take on opera was seen in the
Hasbro released a “Cheaters”             of human rights and manufacturer          contemporary #MeToo interpreta-
edition of Monopoly. As part of          liability concerns.                       tion of Carmen in Florence, Italy, in
its “Inspiring Women” series,                                                      which, to protest violence against
Mattel offered Frida Kahlo, Amelia                                                 women, Carmen murdered Don
Earhart, and Katherine Johnson                                                     Jose.
Barbies and is planning a Barbie of
the newest (female) Dr. Who. CVS                                                   Public statues continued to be a
Health plans to present unaltered                                                  problem in the world of fine art.
beauty-related images on its phar-                                                 Though the spotlight has been on
macy products and in its marketing,                                                Confederate and Ten Command-
and “penis facials” using the                                                      ments monuments in the South, the
foreskins of Korean newborns were                                                  rest of the country had its own
popular with those who could afford                                                problems in dealing with the
them. Computers continued to
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intersection of politics and art.       through a hidden shredding device        male co-star—and she was THE
Manhattan’s “Fearless Girl” statue,     as the gavel came down on it at a        QUEEN, for Heaven’s sake! CBS
once staring down the huge bull         Sotheby’s auction in London. And,        fired its chairman Les Moonves for
sculpture on Wall Street, has been      significantly, archaeologists discov-    sexual harassment. A controversy
relocated. The city of San Francisco    ered a wall painting in an Indo-         surrounded the voicing of “Apu” on
removed the sculpture "Early Days"      nesian cave that could, at 40,000        The Simpsons by a white actor. The
near City Hall, which depicted Sir      years, be the oldest figurative paint-   loudest controversy of the year
Francis Drake and Junipero Serra        ing ever found. Literature saw its       involved the return of Roseanne,
standing over a prone Native Amer-      share of controversy in 2018. The        which ABC canceled immediately
ican. Along those same lines, Phelan    Laura Ingalls Wilder Award will          upon Roseanne Barr’s racist tweet
Street, named for anti-immigrant        now be known as the “Children's          about former Obama adviser Val-
mayor James Phelan, was rechrist-       Literature Legacy Award” because         erie Jarrett. The show then returned
ened Frida Kalho Street after the       of alleged political incorrectness       without Roseanne, whose absence
beloved Mexican artist. (Phelan’s       toward people of color in her books.     was explained by an opiate over-
slogan when running for governor        The Nobel Prize in Literature was        dose. CBS revived Murphy Brown
was “Keep California White.”) Also      not awarded this year because of a       and Magnum PI in it’s ongoing
in San Francisco a property owner       sexual abuse scandal. Pulitzer prizes    appeal to the over-60 set, and the
who illegally demolished a historic     were given to Andrew Sean Greer          success of streaming services has
Twin Peaks house designed by            for Less (fiction) and James             left network TV pretty much a vast
famous modernist architect Richard      Forman, Jr., for Locking Up Our          wasteland of generic cop and doctor
                                        Own: Crime and Punishment in             dramas, reality shows, inane sit-
Neutra was ordered by the City
                                        Black America (nonfiction).              coms, and NCIS spinoffs. According
Planning Commission to rebuild an
                                                                                 to various critics the best new TV
exact replica of the home. Speaking
                                        The film industry dealt with many        shows were Barry, Homecoming,
of tacky, when the Trumps asked to
                                        ongoing issues from 2018: gender         The Conners, Lodge 49, Killing
borrow a Van Gogh painting from
                                        inequality in salaries (All the Money    Eve, Pose, Counterpart, American
the Guggenheim Museum for the                                                    Crime Story: The Assassination of
White House, the Guggenheim of-         in the World), underrepresentation
                                        of minorities (Was the leading           Gianni Versace, Everything Sucks!,
fered them an 18K-gold toilet                                                    Trust, Cobra Kai, Patrick Melrose,
                                        man in Crazy Rich Asians
instead.                                                                         Succession and Sharp Objects. The
                                        Asian enough?), anti-gay bias
                                        (Kevin Hart’s abrupt dropping out        Emmy for Best Drama Series went
                                        as Oscars host because of anti-gay       to Game of Thrones. The Best
                                        remarks), sexual harassment (Har-        Comedy Series was The Marvelous
                                        vey Weinstein’s indictment), and         Mrs. Maisel. Lily, the first homeless
                                        the industry’s struggle against          Muppet, was introduced on Sesame
                                        streaming services. In addition to       Street. Robert DeNiro shouted
                                        the fantastically successful Crazy       “Fuck Trump!” on the Tony Awards
                                        Rich Asians, other movies to debut       show. Many people cited James
                                        this year included Sorry to Bother       Cordon’s extended “Carpool Kara-
                                        You, Eighth Grade, Blindspotting,        oke” segment with Paul McCartney
                                        BlacKkKlansman, The Favourite,           in Liverpool as the most delightful
                                        Black Panther, The Rider, Leave          television event of the year.
                                        No Trace, Annihilation, Spider
                                        Man: Into the Spider-Verse, The          Sports happened in 2018. Probably
                                        Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Bumble         the biggest sports story, other than
                                        Bee, VICE, First Reformed, If Beale      the Winter Olympics, was the trial
                                        Street Could Talk, and Roma. Se-         of Dr. Larry Nassar for decades of
                                        quels included Solo: A Star Wars         sexual abuse perpetrated on the
                                        Story, Mission Impossible: Fallout,      U.S. Women’s Gymnastics team.
                                        Oceans 8, Deadpool 2, Avengers:          NFL owners, players, and the presi-
                                        Infinity War, The Incredibles 2,         dent continued to argue over kneel-
                                        Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, A        ing during the national anthem.
The     Horizontes     grain-elevator   Star is Born, and Mary Poppins           (Meanwhile, Amnesty International
mural was completed in Wichita,         Returns. Notable among docu-             gave Colin Kaepernick its 2018
KS, by GGLeohas, earning a              mentaries were Won’t You Be My           Ambassador of Conscience Award
Guinness World Record for the           Neighbor? and Three Identical            for his work against racial in-
“world’s largest mural painted by a     Strangers. The Shape of Water won        justice.) When France won the
single artist.” The biggest prank in    the 2018 Oscar for Best Picture.         World Cup, Daily Show host Trevor
the art world was perpetrated by the                                             Noah congratulated both France
                                        Similar problems plagued the             and Africa. The LA Rams appointed
artist Banksy with his painting Girl
                                        television industry. The female star     their first male cheerleader, and the
with Balloon, which self-destructed
                                        of The Crown was paid less than her      Pittsburgh Penguins incorporated
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the Star of David into their logo to     pill for men. Studies have shown         movement, “smoke apocalypse,” the
protest antisemitism after the Tree      that humans continue to produce          QAnon conspiracy, INCEL (invol-
of Life Synagogue shooting. Justify      new neurons in a part of their           untary celibate males), and the
won the Triple Crown, the first          brains involved in learning, memory      Proud Boys. And I found out what
horse to do so in 45 years. I don’t      and emotion throughout adulthood         “boofing” means via the Kavanaugh
know or care who won all the the         and that SADD is caused by a brain       hearings.
sportsball games. You can google         circuit that connects special light-
them.                                    sensing cells in the retina with brain   A dizzying number of “firsts” took
                                         areas that affect happiness or           place in 2018—some monumental,
It’s no surprise that The Bulletin of    sadness. A team at UCLA suc-             others merely interesting blips on
Atomic Scientists moved their            ceeded in transplanting memories         the cultural scene. Party City sold
“Doomsday Clock” forward another         by transferring RNA in snails.           Eid decorations for the first time.
30 seconds, placing it at two            World-class brain scientists at West     Lucas Warren became the first Ger-
minutes to midnight, the closest it’s    Virginia University’s Rockefeller        ber Baby with Down syndrome.
been since 1953. Science has             Neuroscience Institute successfully      Kehinde Wiley and Amy Sherald
provided us with many stunning           used focused ultrasound to treat a       were the first African-American
developments, but it hasn’t helped       patient with early stage Alzheimer’s,    artists to paint official presidential
us much in getting along with each       and a new therapy that appears to        portraits (the Obamas). Sofia Cam-
other. Astronomers have continued        stop Parkinson’s disease “in its         poamor became the first female
to make amazing discoveries of           tracks” will begin clinical trials in    member of Yale University’s famous
“new” and “bigger” and “farther          humans in 2019. We saw the first         Whiffenpoofs glee club. Laurie
away” cosmic phenomena. This year        baby born to a woman who received        McKenna was the first woman to
two NASA Explorer missions, Swift        a uterus transplant from a deceased      win Songwriter of the Year at the
and the NuSTAR Telescope, saw            donor in Brazil. Chinese scientists      Academy of Country Music Awards;
something emerge from a black            were the first to clone a primate, a     the Professional Golfers Association
hole for the first time: a giant flare   monkey. They were also the first to      of America elected a woman presi-
from the center of a huge black hole     open Pandora’s Box, producing two        dent for first time (Susie Whaley);
in the Pegasus constellation. Several    genetically-modified      (“designer”)   and Stacy Cunningham became the
interesting developments involved        human babies. Meanwhile, the             first woman president of the NY
Mars. NASA’s Curiosity rover             United Nations' Intergovernmental        Stock Exchange. Gina Haspel was
found preserved organic mat-             Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)           confirmed as the first woman CIA
ter on the bottom of a dry lake,         released an alarming report warni-       Director. Tammy Duckworth was
and the first sounds ever                ng that we have roughly 12 years to      the first Senator to give birth while
recorded on Mars were broad-             limit climate change or face global      in office (though not in her office).
cast by the InSight Mars lan-            catastrophe.                             The November midterm elections,
der. MIT physicists created a new                                                 thankfully, produced a large num-
form of light that that permits up to    Quite a few trends and memes             ber of firsts in the political arena.
three photons to bind together and       circulated during 2018. One of the       Stacey Abrams was the first African
could enable quantum computing.          most notorious was the “Tide Pod         American woman to be nominated
An international group of re-            Challenge.” Others included juuling,     for governor in Georgia's history–
searchers announced that they            nipple stickers, the “Condom-Snort-      and almost (and should have) won.
recorded particles traveling faster      ing Challenge,” engagement finger        Colorado’s Jared Polis was the first
than the speed of light: neutrinos       piercings, “Second Civil War Let-        openly gay man to win a governor's
sent from CERN near Geneva to            ters,” the “Google Arts & Culture        race. Democrats Sharice Davids and
Gran Sasso in Italy arrived 60 nano-     Face Match” app, “BBQ Becky,”            Deb Haaland were the first Native
seconds quicker than light would         “Yanny” or “Laurel,” and Nike’s          American women elected to Con-
have. China has built a reactor that     “Just Do It” ad. Merriam-Webster's       gress; Ilhan Omar and Rashida
can reach a temperature six times        word of the year was “justice,” while    Tlaib were the first Muslim women
that of the core of our sun, and a       the Oxford English Dictionary chose      elected, and Young Kim became the
new largest prime number has been        “toxic,” and NPR’s linguist Geoff        first Korean-American female Con-
discovered that is nearly 25 million     Lundberg offered the word “nation-       gressperson. New House member
digits long. In medicine, a number       alist.” Many additional terms or         Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was the
of new tests and treatments were         phrases came to the fore: “crisis        youngest woman ever elected to
developed. Among them were an            actors,” “toxic masculinity,” “hip       Congress. As well as being the first
ingestible electronic capsule that       cleavage,” “woke,” “hand curated,”       woman Arizona has ever elected to
monitors gas levels in the gut, a 10-    “disinvited,” “unpacked,” “medically     the Senate, Kyrsten Sinema became
minute test that can detect the          experienced” (i.e., very sick), “Deep    the first ever openly bisexual Sena-
presence of cancer cells anywhere in     State Throat,” “outrage industrial       tor. The thought of VP Mike Pence
the body, a rapid malaria screening      complex,” “SnapChat dysmorphia,”         swearing in all of these diverse new
test, a treatment for severe burns       “Plaid Shirt Guy,” “lawnmower            House members gave me great
using Tilapia skin, a new cure for       parents,”     “cryptokitties,” “Space    pleasure.
baldness, and a new birth control        Force,” “MAGAbomber,” the FIRE
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(Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch)        The Comedy Store), Milos Forman,
                                        retired after 50 years on Sesame       poet J. D. McClatchy, Barbara Bush,
                                        Street. After 4,000 episodes and 27    Harry Anderson (Night Court),
                                        seasons, The Jerry Springer Show       NPR’s Carl Kasell, Verne Troyer,
                                        went off the air. Heidi Klum and       Arthur B. Rubenstein (film & TV
                                        Tim Gunn left Project Runway, and      composer), Charles Krauthammer,
                                        aging baby-boomer rock icons Eric      Clint Walker (Cheyenne), Bob
                                        Clapton, Neil Diamond, Elton John,     Dorough (“Schoolhouse Rock!”),
                                        and Paul Simon announced their         Larry Harvey (founded Burning
Anniversaries and endings are           retirements from touring. Volks-       Man), Soni Wolf (founded Dykes on
a good way to mark our passage          wagen informed us that the             Bikes), John "Jabo" Starks (James
through time. 2018 was the 10th         2019 Beetle would be its last.         Brown drummer), Margot Kidder
anniversary of the Great Recession                                             (Superman), Lt. William Calley (My
and of Breaking Bad, the 20th of                                               Lai Massacre leader), Tom Wolfe,
the Northern Ireland Easter truce,                                             Robert Indiana (LOVE sculpture),
the International Space Station and                                            Philip Roth, Kate Spade, Jerry
Sex in the City, and the 25th of the                                           Maren (last surviving Munchkin),
World Wide Web, Jurassic Park                                                  Anthony Bourdain, Harlan Ellison,
and Schindler’s List. The Simpsons                                             poet Donald Hall, Lorraine Gordon
turned 30, as did The Wonder                                                   (owner of the Village Vanguard),
Years, Die Hard and Nike’s "Just                                               Koko the Gorilla, Sam (“Duke”
Do It" campaign, and Saturday                                                  the Bush’s Baked Beans dog), Nancy
Night Fever and Animal House                                                   Sinatra (Frank’s first wife), Tab
debuted 40 years ago. There were                                               Hunter, food critic Jonathan Gold,
many 50th anniversaries: Johnny                                                Adrian Cronauer (Good Morning,
Cash’s Folsom prison performance,                                              Vietnam!), Ron Dellums, Charlotte
the MLK & RFK assassinations, the                                              Rae (Facts of Life), V. S. Naipaul,
Tet Offensive, Mr. Rodger’s Neigh-                                             Aretha Franklin, George Walker,
borhood on PBS, the Big Mac, the        Notable deaths in 2018 were (and       Kofi Annan, Meadowlark Lemon,
Yellow Submarine movie, Placido         you’ll want to take a deep breath):    Robin Leach, John McCain, Neil
Domingo’s debut at the Met, the         Thomas S. Monson (16th president       Simon, choreographer Paul Taylor,
character Franklin in Peanuts, the      of the LDS Church), Robert Mann        Winston Simon (invented the steel
Whole Earth Catalog, the Six-Day        (Julliard Quartet founding mem-        drum), Burt Reynolds, Richard
War, Wendy Carlos’s “Switched-on        ber), Edwin Hawkins (gospel star),     Harrison (The Old Man on Pawn
Bach,” “Hey Jude,” Hair on Broad-       Jerry Van Dyke, Doreen Tracey          Stars), Richard DeVos (co-founded
way, and NASA’s first flight to the     (original Mouseketeer), Mathilde       Amway), dance pioneer Arthur
moon. 2018 was the 75th anniver-        Krim (Foundation for AIDS Re-          Mitchell, architect Robert Venturi,
sary of Oklahoma! and The Little        search), Peter Mayle (A Year in        Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane),
Prince, the 80th of the first jazz      Provence), chef Paul Bocuse, Doro-     “Peggy Sue” inspiration Peggy Sue
concert at Carnegie Hall (Benny         thy Malone, Jim Rodford (Kinks,        Garrin, Montserrat Caballé, Juan
Goodman), the 100th of the WWI          Zombies), Naomi Parker Fraley          Romero (bus boy who comforted
Armistice, Daylight Saving Time in      (real Rosie the Riveter), Simon        Bobby Kennedy), NASA “Hidden
the US, the Spanish flu outbreak,       Shelton Barnes (Teletubbies Tinky      Figure” Raye Montague, Microsoft
and the women’s right to vote in        Winky), Ursula K. LeGuin, Ingvar       co-founder Paul Allen, journalist
Great Britain and Ireland. And it       Kamprad (IKEA founder), Mort           Jamal Khashoggi, Todd Bol (created
was the 200th of the publication of     Walker (Beetle Bailey), Dennis         Little Free Libraries), Charles
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein and         Edwards (Temptations lead singer),     Wang, Joachim Ronneberg (thwart-
the composition of “Silent Night” by    John Mahoney (dad on Frasier),         ed Nazi A-bomb), Dorcas Reilly
Franz Gruber.                           John Gavin, Vic Damone, Marty          (created green-bean casserole),
Among the end-of-era occurrences        Allen (Martin & Rossi), Sunshine       jazz trumpeter Roy Hargrove, Willie
were these: after discovering 2,662     Sonny Payne (“King Biscuit Time”       McCovey, Douglas Rain (HAL in
new planets, the Kepler telescope       radio show), rock climber Jim          2001), Stan Lee, Roy Clark (Hee
ran out of fuel and shut itself down.   Bridwell, Billy Graham, Nanette        Haw), magician Ricky Jay, screen-
The Sears and Gibson Guitar com-        Fabray, David Ogden Stiers, Roger      writer William Goldman, Stephen
panies declared bankruptcy. The         Bannister, Hubert de Givenchy,         Hillenburg (created SpongeBob),
Village Voice closed, and the           Russ Solomon (founded Tower Re-        director Nicholas Roeg, Bernardo
“Western Town” set at the Para-         cords), Stephen Hawking, Dr. Berry     Bertolucci, George H.W. Bush, Ken
mount Ranch in the Santa Monica         Brazelton, Charles Lazarus (Toys 'R'   Berry (F Troop), William Blum,
Mountains was burned to the             Us Founder), Linda Brown (Brown        Philip Bosco, Nancy Wilson, Sondra
ground by the Woolsey Fire. Robert      v. Board of Education plaintiff),      Locke, Galt McDermot (Hair com-
Redford announced his retirement        Steven Bochco, Winnie Mandela,         poser), Penny Marshall, designer
from acting, and Caroll Spinney         Cecil Taylor, Mitzi Shore (founded     Charles Harrison (plastic trash bin),
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Nancy Grace Roman (“Mother of                                                   he gave up and wrote another piece
Hubble”) and Richard Overton (old-                                              from scratch in a week. And he won
est man in the US and WWII vet).                                                a fellowship after all. In the summer
                                                                                David and I experienced our latest
                                                                                advanced medical procedures: cata-
                                                                                ract surgery for me and the final
                                                                                implantation of a tooth for David.
                                                                                We spent the last week of Sep-
                                                                                tember on a cruise of coastal
                                                                                Alaska. We loved the smaller, more
                                                                                sedate Holland America ship, the
                                                                                Noordam, and enjoyed meeting
                                                                                many interesting people. Sadly,
                                                                                when we returned home, we found
                                                                                that our beloved cat Carmen had
                                                                                died in our absence, and our
                                                                                catsitter hadn’t been able to reach
                                                                                us. Carmen was a magnificent cat,
                                                                                certainly my favorite cat of all time.
                                                                                The fact that her traumatized sister
                                                                                Lola needed us so much helped us
                                                                                in dealing with our grief. Another
                                                                                loss I experienced this year was that
                                                                                of my undergraduate voice teacher
                                        Though the state of the world dis-      and dear friend, Jim Stanard, who
                                        tressed us, our lives here on Tony      was among the first to encourage
                                        Mountain went along pretty well.        me in my efforts at composing. And
                                        2018 was a year of music making,        I’ll mention another loss: I learned
                                        involving singing and composition       that my childhood home in Palo
Having fallen in love with beautiful    for both of us. We joined the U of A    Alto has been turned into a
Arkansas on my first visit, it annoys   Master Chorale in the spring to per-    McMansion! Ah...such is life.
me when the state lives down to its     form a wickedly difficult arrange-
stereotyped image. Early in the year    ment of The Lads of Wamphray by
Jan Morgan, owner of the Gun Cave       Percy Grainger, Brahms’s Begrab-
Indoor Firing Range (a “Muslim-         nisgesang, Op. 13, and Beethoven’s
free Zone”) in Hot Springs, drew        Choral Fantasy. We rejoined the
national attention for her pro-gun      Arts Center of the Ozarks Chorale in
gubernatorial campaign. Our god-        the fall for the annual Christmas
awful Senator Tom Cotton issued         program. I was especially pleased
cease-and-desist letters to citizens    that we sang a composition of mine
who contacted his office. In August     and the choir didn’t seem to hate
the Satanic Temple temporarily          working on it! I spent the spring
installed a statue of goat-headed       getting my orchestra piece Splendid
Baphomet at the Arkansas State          Ascent ready for its premiere by the
Capitol in Little Rock to protest a     Denver Young Artist Orchestras in
Ten Commandments monument               May. David & I attended the perfor-
already (proudly and unconstitu-        mance, which was a delightful high-
tionally) ensconced on the Capitol      light of my composition career, and
grounds. Fayetteville continued to      we had fun seeing many of the           My favorite thing about the holiday
appear in various “best of” listings,   famous sights of the Front Range on     season is getting to hear from so
and it gained further visibility when   our way back home. David spent the      many of you. I love the cards and
the third season of HBO’s True          winter and spring working on a          letters and happy Christmas photos
Detective was filmed in Northwest       band piece, Variations on “Parting      on Facebook. David and I hope that
Arkansas. In October, an “open-         Friends”, intending to submit it for    the New Year brings good things to
carry kilt walk” occurred in Fayette-   an Arkansas Arts Council Fellow-        you and your families and friends,
ville; fortunately, it was sparsely     ship. But it was disqualified because   and that we can all find ways to
attended. All the while, this lovely    it was based on a theme that wasn’t     remain optimistic in this difficult
city continued to contend with          “original”--though they had known       and dangerous time.
problems of population growth and       this in advance. After unsuccessfully
affordable housing, and we hear         arguing that using preexisting ma-      Love,
that the Razorbacks had their worst     terial is a significant part of the
football season ever.                   Western classical music tradition,
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