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NEW ZEALAND
SEA KAYAKER

    April - May 2019
       No. 200

                       ISSN 2537-913
NEW ZEALAND SEA KAYAKER - No. 200 April - May 2019 - Paul Caffyn
NEW ZEALAND SEA KAYAKER - No. 200 April - May 2019 - Paul Caffyn
New Zealand Sea Kayaker

                                                                                  When I sought feedback on what to
                                     INDEX                                        include in No. 200, John Gumbley
                                                                                  suggested sticking with NZ only con-
EDITORIAL 		                  p. 3      THE BEST FROM 28 YEARS of                 tent and to include his story on a fold-
                                        KASK Newsletters and Magazines            boat rescue during WWII in Crete, as
LETTER TO THE EDITOR                                                              this was the article for which he re-
Paddle Floats by Nick Wood p.4          Stewart Island, Circumnavigation,         ceived the most feedback.
                                        Circumspection and Circumcision
HISTORY                                   by John Kirk-Anderson p.13            What I have found staggering when
The Origin of KASK                                                              delving back through old issues of
   by Paul Caffyn             p. 5      The Voyage of the Blue Fox		            KASK newsletters and magazines
                                           by Conrad Edwards           p.17     is the diversity of subject material
Tribute to Graham Egarr                                                         and quality of the writing. Although
   by Paul Caffyn             p. 6      Inaugural Sea Kayaker’s Pilgrimage      I update the subject index after each
                                                  Marlborough Sounds		 issue is printed, it was only when I
KASK                                       by Paul Caffyn               p.22    printed out all xix (19) pages that I
2019 Annual KASK Trophy Awards                                                  realized what an asset this magazine
  by Paul C & Shaun M    p. 7           We Find Treasure ‘on the High Seas’     really is for paddlers.
                                           by Barbara Leslie            p.23
President’s Report May 2009                                                     It is a history of New Zealand sea
   by Shaun Maclaren        p. 8        WWII Folboat Rescue at Crete		 kayaking from the days of George
                                            by John Gumbley             p.24    Park building his Rob Roy style kay-
New Magazine Editor                                                             aks at Hokitika in the late1880s, to
  by Jacquie James            p. 8      HUMOUR                                  the late 70s when sleek Greenland
                                        Editor’s choice; the best of 20+ years style fibreglass sea kayaks first ar-
NEW ZEALAND REPORTS                     of terrible jokes     p.33              rived, to the formation of clubs and
Chalky & Preservation Inlets,                                                   networks, to the annual KASK fo-
  Fiordland                             EDITORIAL                               rums and the inspirational overseas
  by John Gumbley            p. 9       Back in the dim, dark ages of the paddlers who have journeyed here to
                                        early 90s, the Sea Canoeist Newslet- challenge their skills and experience
TECHNICAL                               ter was laid out on my computer in around our three islands.
Deb’s Tips (Deb Volturno)               Pagemaker software, then printed on
  by Dennis Hynes             p.12      a home or office printer, folded into So much knowledge and learning
                                        three, and labels and addresses were has been included in the stories, from
OVERSEAS REPORTS                        added. Mid-July 1999, Max Grant book reviews to the uniquely fla-
West Island Bits May 2019               moved our newsletter printing to voured ‘Bugger!’ File stories. I think
- paddle floats & rescues               Massey University but I still had to the concept evolved after a paddler
- wetsuit booties drying rings          add stamps and address labels to the titled a series of learning episodes as,
- Western Australia visit               folded newsletters, and it was still ‘Mr Cock Up, Pays a Visit!’ Despite
   by Dave Winkworth           p.25     only photocopy print quality.           the fact that ‘Bugger!’ moments are
                                                                                often very embarrassing, we can all
BOOK NOTES                              In early 2007, David Blake leaned on benefit from the ‘lessons learned’.
The Sun is a Campass                    me to trial printing with Petone-based
  by Caroline van Hemert      p.31      Format Print. Not only did Mark Allen The paddling bush telegraph is rath-
                                        and his team print the magazine, but er efficient in notifying (dobbing-in)
BOOK REVIEWs                            they also did the fold into three and potential stories for the ‘Bugger!’
No Barriers - A Blind Man’s Journey     added the stamp/address labels.         File category. I have been threatened
toPaddle the Grand Canyon                                                       with legal action if I included a PLB
  by Erik Weihenmayer                   Over the years we moved from just a triggering event on 90 Mile Beach,
  Review: Jan Egarr          p.31       single page with colour to full colour but this has been an exception to
                                        throughout. It has been such a pleasure paddlers providing their ‘Bugger!’
Dying Out Here is Not an Option         over the past 12 years working with stories.
Paddle Quest 1500 (Nth America)         Mark and his print production team.
   by John Connelly                                                             It has been quite a trial to pick out
   Review: Tamsin Venn     p.32         No: 200                                 the best of the terrible jokes that first
                                        To make this issue really special, I started appearing back in newslet-
                                        have delved back into the past issues ter No. 77 way back in 1998. The
Editing & Layout: Paul Caffyn           to reproduce what I consider superb humour page does not appeal to all
   Proofing: Sandy Ferguson,            examples of descriptive narrative writ- KASK members, but many paddlers
          Karen Grant                   ing.                                    ignore my editorial at the front of the
                                                                                magazine and go straight to the jokes.

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No. 200   April - May 2019

Past Issues of NZ Sea Kayaker             print increase of $831.20. So KASK         LETTER to the EDITOR
Reticent to take past issues to the       will receive the normal 24 page mag.
Greymouth recycling centre, I have        invoice and the retired ‘gentleman       From: Nick Woods
been seeking homes/repositories for       kayaker’ will sleep poorly at night
the ‘left overs’. The PDF magazine        due the gaping hole under his mat-       Hi Paul,
copy goes to overseas KASK mem-           tress.                                   Just read Adrian Clayton’s excellent
bers and also as a contra exchange                                                 article on uses for the paddle float
with overseas paddling magazines.         Moving On                                (NZSK No.199 p.13) and thought I’d
Out of the blue, I received a request     Both Sandy Ferguson and I have           add a couple of points gained from 20
from Australian Army Adventure            stepped down from the 2019 KASK          years of guiding.
School instructor Smick Sheehan for       committee. We have been on the
three sets of past issues to add to li-   committee since 1992 when the as-        The paddle float can be used in as-
braries for wounded, injured and ill      sociation was first incorporated, in     sisted rescues where the rescuee is
veterans.                                 various roles, president, secretary,     unable to assist in the re-entry. The
                                          treasurer. A sponsorship deal from       rescuer comes alongside as normal
Smick works as a volunteer for            Tim Muhundan was accepted by a           and sets up his paddle float on the
‘Mates4Mates’ in running sea kay-         majority of the 2018 committee, but      outside of the empty kayak across
aking trips as one of their adventure     as a result our old KASK website has     the rear deck as usual. He/she can
rehab activities. I put together three    vanished - all the PDFs of previous      then use both hands to sledge the in-
parcels, heavy enough bump up the         KASK magazines have gone, not to         capacitated paddler up onto the rear
shares of NZ Post, while Smick and        mention dropping internet payment        deck then guide feet into the cockpit
I split that $109 cost between us. I’m    for KASK membership renewals. It         etc. and complete the rescue. It helps
so pleased to find a deserving home       is time for Sandy and I to step down     prevent further capsize and gives
for the old magazines at their family     from the committee and see if Tim’s      time to adjust decks, paddles etc.
recovery centre libraries in Brisbane,    sponsorship deal will boost member-
Townsville and Hobart.                    ship numbers.                            The other point that came to mind
                                                                                   was set up and stowage of the float.
If you can help with a deserving          Jacquie James has offered to take on     In my view it should be tethered
home for magazines here, or have          the magazine editor role from No.        to a strong point on the seatback
recently joined and would like past       202 (Sept 2019). KASK president          with two metres of lanyard which
issues, email me please.                  Shaun stated that the next magazine      can be rolled around the float and
                                          (201) would be a tribute to the retir-   stowed behind the seat. For the small
Celebrating NZSK No. 200                  ing editor. However as I have all the    amount of use it gets it avoids excess
I broached the subject with the           stories and photos, I offered to as-     exposure to UV and prevents dam-
2018 KASK committee of boost-             semble this magazine with an edito-      age when doing the more usual T
ing the page numbers of this special      rial from Shaun I will do my best to     rescue etc.
one to 36 instead of the normal 24.       give you an unbiased version of ‘The
Requested to seek a quote, as both        Life and Times of Kayak Dundee’.         While on the subject it should be
postage and the cost of printing                                                   noted that a medium sized dry bag
would increase, I emailed a quote         Sandy Ferguson and I are working         can be opened and shut trapping
from Format to the committee with         on adding the information that has       enough air to use as a paddle float in
a request to respond to myself and        been lost from the new KASK web-         an emergency with the addition of a
president Shaun. Sadly I received         site, including old newsletters and      short lanyard to stop it riding up the
one response from Shaun advising          book reviews, via a ‘tickle up’ of my    paddle shaft.
that the 2018 committee had advised       own site: paulcaffyn.co.nz
that KASK could not afford the in-                                                 Don’t seem to have any photos of
creased cost.                             Finally, my thanks to all you won-       this subject matter but it’s all fairly
                                          derful paddlers who have provided        straightforward providing the float
Well, I mulled over this response         stories, photos, reviews and terrible    leash is long enough to span the emp-
for a bit. I felt that the loyal KASK     jokes over the last 28 years. Special    ty boat, and the rear deck of said boat
members and photographers/writers         thanks to Crocodile Winky for his        has some form of fore and aft straps
who I have leaned on for so many          many years of ‘West Island Bits’,        or deck lines to secure the paddle
years deserved something special,         Karen Grant for her efficient time       blade under. This should be a stand-
even just a boost of 12 pages to the      as KASK administrator and Sandy          ard arrangement on all kayaks and
magazine.                                 Ferguson for his proof reading skills.   doubles as a tie down for dry bags etc.  

Bearing in mind that one should ‘get      Paul Caffyn                              Cheers for a well-earned retirement,
better rather than bitter’ over an is-    kayakpc@xtra.co.nz
sue, I decided to stick with 36 pages                                              Nick Woods
and approached a retired West Coast                                                Nick is happy to answer any queries:
expedition kayaker to fund the post/                                               njcablebay@gmail.com

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New Zealand Sea Kayaker

                                            The Origin of KASK

Water had a bit to do with it. Well     tion sea kayakers of the 70s often
steam and hot water to be honest. If    imbibed with a pre-prandial evening
you can picture two bearded blokes      tipple of medicinal alcohol, I sug-
in a Mapua bathroom, one leaning        gested KASK. Just like the big St
back with hot water up to his neck,     Bernard dogs with the small cask of
in an old-fashioned cast-iron bath,     brandy under their deck, I deemed it
one of those with the big claw feet,    more appropriate to use the Kiwi As-
and the other bloke sitting on a low    sociation of Sea Kayakers.
stool. It was late summer 1991 and
the now annual, informal gathering      During the 70s and 80s, Graham was
of Kiwi sea kayakers had just fin-      the leading figure for recreational ca-
ished at the clothing optional Mapua    noe and kayak paddling, water safety
Leisure Park. Graham Egarr was a        and river conservation in New Zea-
tad annoyed with a North Island up-     land. Although initially interested in
start who had stated his intention at   sailing as a nipper, at the University
the forum to form a New Zealand sea     of Canterbury he took up white-wa-
kayaking organization and that he       ter paddling and met his future wife
would be setting rules and tests for    Jan.                                      completed and published in 1978 by
certificates of competency.                                                       the New Zealand Canoeing Associa-
                                        The potential damming of a North          tion (NZCA).
You may wonder why two bearded          Island river in the mid-70s led to an
sea kayaking blokes were in the         urgent need to rate New Zealand’s         As well as editing the NZCA Canoe-
same steamy, bathroom at the one        100 most important rivers. With a         ing magazine from 1976 to 1986,
time? Sadly to report, Graham was       grant from the Lands and Survey           Graham had three books published
trying to ease the chronic pain of      Department, Graham and Jan began          on paddling and wrote numerous
an in-operable, cancerous growth        a nation-wide river survey in mid         well-research articles for boating
around his spine. Graham suggested      1977, starting at the top of the North    magazines. In 1979 Graham com-
officially forming an outfit called     Island. Aided by the support of local     menced working for Water Safety
ASKNZ, or association of sea kay-       kayak and jet-boating clubs, a total      NZ as an education officer and after
akers NZ. However as solo expedi-       of nine regional river guides were        10 years was the organization’s Di-
                                                                                  rector of Safety and Research. By
                                                                                  1987 Graham had left the NZCA and
                                                                                  commenced publishing two inde-
                                                                                  pendent newsletters for recreational
                                                                                  paddlers, The Open Canoe Newslet-
                                                                                  ter and The Sea Canoeist Newsletter.

                                                                                  Left: Graham and Jan Egarr
                                                                                  after receiving the 1981-82 NZCA
                                                                                  ‘Canoeist of the Year’ award.

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No. 200   April - May 2019

He organized the very first national               Graham Egarr –                       paddlers scattered throughout the
gathering of sea kayakers at the                Canoeist Extraordinaire                 length and breadth of NZ. All we
clothing optional Mapua leisure park                                                    paid Graham for this service was six
in 1989.                                      ‘It is only since Graham’s send off       40¢ stamps a year – thus his aim was
                                              at Mapua that myself and I’m sure         not monetary gain but simply be-
Graham’s last The Sea Canoeist                many others have begun to fully           cause he enjoyed collating and dis-
Newsletter (No. 34) was only two              comprehend the outstanding contri-        seminating information. (Very much
pages – it included an index for ma-          bution he made to canoeing and wa-        still in the pre-cybermail era!)
terial in his previous 33 newsletters,        ter safety in New Zealand.
plus a very brief note to say publica-                                                  My first solo circumnavigation
tion of the newsletter was to cease.          In 1977, after reading an issue of the    around NZ attracted a consider-
He wrote:                                     NZCA Bulletin, I realized that there      able amount of criticism from the
   ‘This publication began four years         was someone else in NZ who shared         armchair silvertail paddlers – never
   ago because a number of sea kayak          my avid interest in sea kayaking. I       less than three there should ever be!
   paddlers felt that there was a need        had to admire the Bulletin editor for     Which was the mantra back in the
   for a regular newsletter to keep in        filling its pages with informative        70s. In those early years of my pad-
   touch with who was doing what,             overseas expedition sea kayaking ac-      dling career, I had only one staunch
   and where.                                 counts and techniques, when strictly      ally who was prepared to respond in
                                              speaking the Bulletin was for white-      print to the criticism and that was
     I have really enjoyed editing and        water paddlers and the number of sea      Graham.
     producing this newsletter and I          kayakers could be counted on one
     would have been prepared to have         hand. It didn’t take me long to find      Graham was the outstanding pro-
     continued it indefinitely. However,      out who the editor was.                   moter of canoeing in NZ. No one has
     a very active life in the outdoors                                                 made such a sustained, valued and
     has left me with melanoma can-           (Back in those early fledging days of     lasting contribution to NZ canoeing.
     cer which has not been able to           fibreglass sea kayaks in NZ, if you
     be checked. At the present time          saw another car with a sea kayak on       After Graham wrote a review of my
     I cannot guarantee being able to         its roof-racks, you flashed your head-    first book (Obscured by Waves) in
     complete another full year of news-      lights and pulled over for a yarn!)       1980, I felt he did not have much in
     letters and as almost all subscrip-                                                the way of a sense of humour. He
     tions ran out with issue 32 or 34,       From modest beginnings, Graham            wrote:
     it seems best to end the newsletter      turned the Bulletin into an upmarket          The humour is rather offbeat. The
     now. The subscriber mailing list         magazine with colour photo covers,            puns get more than a little tiresome
     will be retained in the hope that        switched-on editorials and a great            and fail to convey anything except
     the newsletter may be able to be         variety of informative and educa-             that puns are a part of the tradition
     restarted by another editor (any         tional articles covering all aspects of       of canoeists, whereas they are more
     takers?).                                canoeing and kayaking. Today, those           the property of mountaineers and
     All the best for future paddle trips.’   bulletins are the only lasting source         that clique.
                                              of what New Zealand paddlers were
In August 1991, when I returned               doing both at home and overseas in        I never quite forgave Graham for
from the finish of my paddle around           the 70s and 80s.                          that comment until recently. When I
Alaska, I drove to Mapua to see Gra-                                                    arrived back from Alaska, I was grat-
ham. The poor bugger was physi-               For paddlers, Graham’s Open Ca-           ified but puzzled to read an unsigned
cally wasted down to a waif of his            noe, Sea Canoeist and Paddlers            letter which appeared in the most
former self, but his mind was as              News Alert filled a vacuum after he       recent of his Sea Canoeist News-
still sharp as a tack. Even before his        retired gracefully from the NZCA af-      letter. It discussed a minimalist ap-
last newsletter (No. 34, November             ter a magnificent 10 year era of edit-    proach to sea kayaking and was ob-
1991) was mailed out, melanoma                ing the association’s bulletin. Power     viously from someone who referred
sadly claimed Graham’s life on 19             hungry politicking and questionable       to a mountaineering background and
September. At his Mapua funeral               ethical practises of some of the asso-    stressed a lightweight approach to
service, numerous tributes all spoke          ciation’s silvertail bureaucrats were     sea kayaking.
of a gifted, talented all-rounder and a       definitely not Graham’s cup of tea.
wonderful family man.                                                                   The letter echoed all the things I had
                                              In 1988 Graham sent out the first is-     been trying to say for years, but in
In September 1991, I wrote a tribute          sue of the Sea Canoeist Newsletter        a far more succinct manner than I
to the Water Safety Council after Gra-        and organized the first of what be-       could write. During the drive up to
ham’s funeral, and include it below.          came an annual Mapua Sea Kayak            Mapua I racked my brain to think
I found it so difficult to paint a com-       Forum. The other two newsletters          who on earth the writer was; some-
plete a picture of this extraordinary         joined Graham’s growing list of           one with a way with words and a
achiever, his life curtailed by mela-         home printed publications, which          mountaineer?
noma at the tender young age of 42.           provided an invaluable service for

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New Zealand Sea Kayaker

Graham was ensconced on a living           70 last month! It’s hard to believe,   2019 Annual Graham Egarr
room couch, battling the throes of         but, as Tristan said, “Mum, you’re       Paddle Trophy Awards
terminal melanoma. He was keen to          going to be 68 this year!”
hear about my Alaskan trip and then I                                             1. The award for outstanding contri-
asked him, “Who on earth wrote that        The reprint with Max Reynold’s         bution to the KASK magazine dur-
letter about a minimalist approach to      Stewart Island story was lovely        ing the past 12 months was made to
sea kayaking?” He didn’t say any-          to read. I think about him and         Waikato paddler Dennis Hynes. His
thing for a moment, then grinned and       John Gray, especially in January       superb photos have now graced the
confessed it was he, himself.              each year. Next year, it will be       magazine cover more than anyone
                                           40 years since they died. Again,       else. In the past 12 months he has
I have nothing but admiration for the      how time has flown. Graham once        contributed excellent accounts and
courage both Graham and Jan have           commented, when he knew that           photos of river paddles, now and
shown in facing up to the melanoma.        his melanoma was terminal, that        from his early days 40 years ago.
I only hope when my end is nigh, I         he himself had used up several of      (This award is the editor’s choice).
can be half as brave and courageous        his nine lives, once when sailing
as Graham was.                             from New Plymouth to Nelson,           2. The award for outstanding contri-
                                           once when paddling on the Ashley       bution to New Zealand sea kayak-
In our generation, Graham stands out       River and getting caught under an      ing during the past 12 months was
as a shining example of devotion not       overhang, and on that tragic trip on   made to Lance Smith. He paddled
only to his wife and young family          the Aorere River when he and an-       for many years with Yakity Yak but
but also to canoeing with his formi-       other paddler called John, were also   more recently he is frequently found
dable list of publications, his drive      caught in that whirlpool and nearly    honing his skills along the rugged
to protect wild rivers and informing       drowned but for emerging close to      west coast of the Auckland region.
and educating the kayakers and raft-       a cliff which had a handhold.          Two years ago he established SKISL
ers of New Zealand.’                                                              in the Auckland/Northland region
                                           Thanks for everything.                 under Deb Volturno’s tutelage.
KASK 2019                                  Cheers,                                SKISL is a monthly event which is
This year will mark 29 years since         Jan.                                   run in whatever conditions the day
Graham fell off his perch. I have                                                 may hold.
found his shoes rather huge to try
and fill, with continuing publication                                             Lance has been a major force and
of the New Zealand Sea Kayaker and                                                organizer behinds its success and as
continuing with his paddling safety                                               an indirect result was instrumental
initiatives.                                                                      in SKISL being taken up by a hardy
                                                                                  group of Wellington paddlers. Last
I like to think that Graham would be                                              year he was invited by the Tsunami
proud of how we have taken up and                                                 Rangers to participate in their an-
continued with the role he initiated                                              nual retreat. He is one of the main
with recreational paddling in New                                                 organizers behind IKW 2020 and is
Zealand. That role has only been                                                  involved in getting some key over-
continued with the help of Kiwi pad-                                              seas paddlers/instructors to NZ for
dlers not only with respect to pro-                                               both Bay of Island events (see NZSK
viding magazine material but also                                                 No. 197 p.12 for his paddler profile)
the development of safety initiatives
while keeping PC regulators at bay                                                3. The ‘Bugger!’ Trophy is awarded
- all the time maintaining a safe but                                             for the most humiliating, embar-
enjoyable approach to sea kayaking.                                               rassing, humorous sea kayaking en-
                                                                                  counter over the 12 months. It was
Jan Egarr wrote recently:                  At the annual KASK Forum held
                                                                                  awarded to Waikato paddler John
   Congratulations and thank you for      at Anakiwa in the summer of 2011,
                                                                                  Gumbley for a Michelin like man
   all your work on the magazine and       Jan kindly agreed to present the
                                                                                  event in the Clarence River (see
   for sea kayaking. Graham would be       beautiful annual Graham Egarr
                                                                                  NZSK No. 198 p.8). John had forgot-
   so chuffed that it has continued for         Paddling trophy awards
                                                                                  ten to zip up the fly of his drysuit,
   200 issues. That really is amazing                                             and after a whitewater capsize, he
   for a privately run magazine and I                                             was dragged to the river bank and
   know it wouldn’t have continued                                                propped up on the gravel so his
   without your dedication and hard                                               drysuit could drain of water. He
   work.                                                                          looked very much like a ‘balloon’ or
                                                                                  Michelin man with the drysuit’s legs
   Thank you from me and my chil-                                                 and arms full of water.
   dren. Graham would have been

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No. 200    April - May 2019

                                            KASK AGM 2019                              Kayak Fest 2020
              KASK                          To all of you who participated in this     Registration expectations have sur-
     Presidents Report May 2019             online event, it was probably a fairly     passed the organizing team’s ex-
         by Shaun Maclaren                  new experience and I thank you for         pectations so early on. The target of
                                            being involved. I won’t list what          one 100 paddlers is not far away and
I certainly cannot speak for all re-        KASK has achieved over the past            with only a few places left and so as
gions, but conditions for paddling          year, but reiterate our intentions for     to avoid any disappointment, my ad-
in the upper North Island over the          the coming year:                           vice is to secure your pozzie sooner
past few months have generally                 - increase membership through           rather than later. Once the registra-
been magnificent. It has been a hec-           ‘Club/Network affiliated mem-           tion limit is achieved a ‘waiting list’
tic time with the launch of the new            bership’                                will be initiated.
KASK website, online registration              - greater KASK committee par-
for Kayak Fest 2020 going live and             ticipation at paddles and or events     Kayak Fest 2021
surpassing all expectations, the Safer         around NZ.                              None of us seem have enough time
Boating Forum and more recently                - seek external funding for regional    these days, so it is important to give
the online AGM.                                skills weekends                         ourselves as much of a lead in as
                                               - seek external funding for further     possible if we are to host a unique
But first of all, I must apologize for         development of the KASK app.            event in 2021. It would be right
the delay in the launch of the KASK            - identify location and a leader for    and fitting to see it return to some-
App. Time may have been a premi-               Kayak Fest 2021                         where special in the South Island,
um with everything else going on,                                                      but if that is not to be, then so be it.
but more importantly we are keen to         I would like to thank Ian McKen-           It is very much a team effort, so if
ensure that the launch and end prod-        zie, Tim Muhundan, Ruth Hender-            you or any of your paddling friends
uct will satisfy and not dissatisfy         son and Steve Flack on continuing          are keen to organize this special
you, the user.                              as members of the committee and I          event in a unique location, then
                                            look forward to the coming year as         please contact me at:
The launch date is now planned to be        we work closer with the regions.           Shaun@kask.co.nz
at the end of May – hopefully sooner.                                                  So that we can start the discussion
I ask you to be patient and you will        KASK Magazine – Editor                     and get the ball rolling.
not be disappointed.                        For those of you who may not already
                                            know, I am pleased to announce that        The Importance of Being
200th edition of the KASK Magazine          Jacquie James will be taking over as       a KASK Member
For me, the new kid on the block, this      editor of the magazine from edition        Tis a small world. As the result an
is one hell of a milestone. I am in total   202. As editor, it is her task to create   e-newsletter and a friend with TRAK
awe of the drive, love and dedication       and mould a magazine that you will         Kayaks, Jude Sanchez Jr, a KASK
that Paul continually shows in provid-      enjoy. As readers, fellow paddlers         member in the Philippines, contact-
ing such a high-quality magazine.           and members of KASK, I ask you             ed me say to see if he could be of
                                            all to become keyboard warriors and        any help on our recent trip. What a
In this edition, I have it on good au-      or photographers and submit mate-          great network KASK is, reaching far
thority that you will enjoy some the        rial that will make her introduction       and wide.
best writing and articles from the          easier. As you know as the magazine
past 28 years of the magazine.              will only be as good as it’s contents,     Shaun Maclaren
Thank you, Paul.                            so please get involved and engaged.

                                  New Magazine Editor for New Zealand Sea Kayaker
 Hi All, I’m Jacquie. I am taking           Raglan, Kawhia, Abel Tasman, Mil-          I look forward to hearing your stories
over from Paul, editing the KASK            ford Sound, and Doubtful Sound.            and publishing them in the KASK
magazine from issue #202 later this                                                    magazine and to meet more fellow
year so I am asking/begging for any         Previously I have also kayaked in          kayakers in person at the KASK
stories and photograph contributions        Canada, Alaska and Georgia, USA            2020 event, if not before.
you may have, please email:                 and Poland. I also am good mos-
jacquie@kask.co.nz                          quito/sandfly repellent, they love me
                                            and leave everyone else alone. Cur-
A little about me, I have been in New       rently I am more land-based due to a
Zealand for almost six years, I have        small human - discussions have been
kayaked around the Bay of Islands,          had about how to get him on the wa-
in the Auckland area, Coromandel,           ter as soon as possible.

                                                                      Jacquie James

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NEW ZEALAND SEA KAYAKER - No. 200 April - May 2019 - Paul Caffyn
New Zealand Sea Kayaker

                                         NEW ZEALAND REPORTS

Chalky and Preservation The Feathercraft takes about
    Inlets, Fiordland       30 minutes to assemble/
    by John Gumbley         disassemble.  The kayak
Late February/early March Bevan             components fit into three
Walker and I spent 12 days in Chalky          bags each weighing 15
and Preservation Inlets. We kayaked         kilograms and about one
about 150 kilometres and hiked             metre in length. Bevan is
about 20 kilometres to explore these         inserting the aluminium
fascinating inlets in order to appre-           frame. NZ navigation
ciate their historic heritage, stun-       regulations apparently no
ning landscape, flora and fauna. We      longer permit the strapping
camped at a different location each            of kayaks to helicopter
night including staying at the De-                      landing skids
partment of Conservation A-frame         seas or explore the many sounds,          1806) and whaler’s exploits (the
hut at Te Oneroa and the (packing        coves and bays. On some occa-             whaling station at Cuttle Cove oper-
case) bivvy on Coal Island.              sions we hiked across valleys or low      ated from 1829 to 1836). Later tim-
                                         points to explore. Taking compass         ber milling, gold and coal mining be-
We were intending to be dropped          bearings was important when tra-          came established for relatively brief
off by helicopter (ex Te Anau) at the    versing swamp forest.                     periods. Evidence of human occupa-
head of Long Sound (Preservation                                                   tion and relics can still be found in-
Inlet) but with the tide covering all    A combination of big swells (four         cluding middens in caves (of which
beaches we had to be off-loaded on a     metres when we rounded Great              there are many), boilers, mine adits,
(soon disappearing) beach at Cunaris     Island), squalls and windy condi-         stamper batteries and wharves.
Sound (Chalky Inlet).                    tions prevented us venturing round
                                         Gulches Head to get from Chalky to        The glaciated landscape is both stun-
Our kayak was Bevan’s six metre          Preservation Inlet. Instead we dis-       ning and massive - the last glaciation
long collapsible (double) Feather-       mantled the kayak and carried our         commenced 50,000 years ago and
craft - rubber hull, canvas - type ma-   gear in three loads through the one       ended 15,000 years ago. The beech
terial on top and aluminium frame - it   kilometre wide ‘neck’ that sepa-          and podocarp forest would have be-
takes about 30 minutes to assemble.      rates South Port (Chalky) and Seek        come established 5,000 years ago.
The kayak is 25 years old and has        Cove (Preservation Inlet). Round-
travelled to Siberia, Canada, Hawaii,    ing Coal Island was similarly con-        The geology is complex and com-
Australia and many locations in New      sidered unsafe.                           prises granites and metamorphic
Zealand. The craft is very stable and                                              rock including marble and slate.
proved its versatility when we were      In preparing for a trip to these inlets
not able to venture to the open coast    it is well worth reading AC Begg          At some campsites the dawn chorus
and accordingly had to portage.          and NC Begg’s Port Preservation, N        of birds was a real treat. Inquisitive
                                         Peat’s New Zealand’s Fiord Heritage       seabirds like albatross were also spe-
The inlets presented us with plenty      or J Hall-Jones Fiords of Fiordland.      cial. Shoreline trap lines were pre-
of paddling options - refer Figure 1     These references provide excellent        sent, especially on the islands. We
Route Map (p.10). Quite often we         accounts of Maori habitation, early       spoke to the rangers on the Depart-
changed our route to avoid rough         European exploration, sealers (from       ment of Conservation (DoC) boat

Seek Bay - a stunning start to exploring Chalky Inlet after portaging our gear from South Port (Preservation Inlet)

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No. 200   April - May 2019

Figure 1: Route map Chalky & Preservation Inlets. Commencing at Cliff Cove (Cunaris Sound) and
finishing at Cascade Basin (Long Sound). Camps marked. Scale: 1 cm approximately 2 kilometres.
Southern Winds who were checking                                                  the heavy rain experienced on other
traps. Stoat traps were about 100                                                 Fiordland trips. It could get windy in
metres apart on the four kilometre                                                exposed headlands. Prior to and im-
track from the DoC Te Oneroa Hut                                                  mediately following our trip out very
to Kisbee Lodge at Cromarty. Deer                                                 heavy rain and gale force winds were
were seen twice and all campsites                                                 recorded.
had deer sign.
                                                                                  Reflecting on our trip we felt we were
During our time we occasionally saw                                               well equipped. We had a small pres-
fishing charter boats. The caretakers                                             sure cooker that was great to ‘soften
                                           Soon after landing in Cunaris
at Kisbee Lodge, on the only pri-                                                 up’ the paua before frying. Had the
                                          Sound, Preservation Inlet, out of
vately owned land in Chalky/Preser-
                                        the late afternoon drizzle, appeared
vation inlets, were very welcoming.
                                                  four pack-rafters
Only an hour after we landed at Cu-
naris Sound we met four pack rafters    had started their trip at Supper Cove
(in their two inflatable boats) who     (Dusky Inlet) and were heading to
                                        Lake Hauroko.

                                        We had cod or paua for seven even-
                                        ing meals with leftovers for lunch
                                        and breakfast. We invariably caught
                                        our evening meal within a few min-
                                        utes - cod, terakihi, red gurnard and            Bevan (no relation to Annabel
                                        flounder. Snorkelling was fun but not         Langbein) preparing an evening
                                        always essential to get a feed of paua.      meal of paua - just gut, dice, cook
                                                                                    in pressure cooker and fry. Useful
                                        Throughout the trip the weather           tip: Bevan says leftover paua mixed
Two-on-the-line. Bevan with cod         was relatively warm, overcast, with        with breakfast cereal and heated is
and terakihi for tea                    drizzle and squalls but nothing like                               ‘really nice’

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NZ Blue Cod - Maori name:
Raawaru. Large males are more
distinctly blue with greenish sides
weather been sunnier - we had three
rain-free days two of which had blue
skies - more snorkelling would have
been done. We hired a mountain ra-
dio which allowed us to hear weath-
er forecasts, have a daily scheduled
check-in and phone the helicopter                                         Bevan prepares (blue cod) lunch-on-the-go
company for the lift out.              Our trip ended at the head of Long
                                       Sound. We investigated the possibil-
Bevan’s one year old MSR cooker        ity of dismantling the kayak and car-
failed on the second day but to dis-   rying our gear up to Lake Widgeon
mantle it required specialist tools,   but the steep terrain, lack of a beach
assuming it could be fixed. Most       (at high tide) and a very heavy rain
of my (10 year old) dry bags failed    with 50 knot wind forecast had us
to varying degrees. The canvas top     abandoning the idea.
of the kayak leaked about two li-
tres an hour in choppy seas or rainy   Fiordland is such a privilege to visit.
weather. I have replaced the bags      Its turbulent waters, stunning land-            Windy South Port in Chalky
and Bevan is having a sail maker fit   scape, and beauty demands respect.                  Inlet; the shrubs have a
a top to the kayak to minimize water   It is pleasing to find little rubbish on        neatly trimmed appearance
seepage.                               the shoreline and that the regenerat-            all along the beach due to
                                       ing bush has covered the scars that             strong northerly winds that
Sandflies - I reckon you must ingest   were the scene of former human ex-                        funnel up the port.
a few dozen in the course of a day.    ploitation.

With high tide approaching we were landed by helicopter on a rapidly
disappearing beach where the race was on to stash our gear on higher                    John Gumbley (Sth Is lake)
ground and start assembling the ‘deflated’ Feathercraft

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                                           7. If you do use a paddle leash, e.g.,
          TECHNICAL                        when paddling alone, just use a very
                                           short wrist to paddle shaft leash.
           Deb’s Tips
                                           8. If someone tips out in a danger
        By Dennis Hynes                    zone (around rocks in a swell) tow
                                           them out to safe water and have
During a recent trip to Urupukapuka        someone else bring their boat out
Island in the Bay of Islands I had the     and then get them back in.
privilege of paddling with Deb Vol-
turno, one very accomplished kay-          9. Tow ropes. In most rescue situa-
aker.                                      tions, especially when rock garden-
                                           ing, a short tow rope, immediately to
In addition to encouraging us to push      hand, is an essential piece of kit. To
the boundaries of our ocean white-         clip on and tow kayak, with or with-
water skills she also passed on some       out kayaker attached, clear of the
of her takes on safety precautions         danger zone, to where assisted res-
and kayaking gear. These are some          cue can be performed safely. A long
of the points I noticed.                   tow is fraught with opportunities for
                                                                                             Deb punching out of a chute
                                           entanglement.
Note: Deb is coming at it from an                                                           boosted by the backwash of a
extreme kayaking and expedition                                                       breaking wave. Photo: Lance Smith
                                           10 A better option for tossing a line
perspective, so you can make your          into a paddler in between rocks, is       13. Repair Kit:
own calls based on your paddling           for a shorter version of the whitewa-        - cable ties make for very quick
circumstances.                             ter paddlers’ throw bag.                     and secure attachment in numerous
                                                                                        scenarios.
1. Helmets:                                11. If the situation calls for a longer      - generous supply of Duct tape.
We should not be attempting any sort       tow, to assist tired or injured kayak-       - surfers’ wax can be used to lu-
of rock gardening or surfing without       ers, there is generally plenty of time       bricate or as a packer to fill a hole,
wearing a helmet.                          to set up the tow. Better to have your       prior to duct taping.
                                           long tow rope in your hatch, and             - silicone gel to lubricate hatches,
2. Scope out caves/chutes etc., be-        even better, as leader, give it to an-       rudder lines, split paddles.
fore allowing the group to proceed.        other strong paddler to do the tow.          - multi-tool &/or spanners/ screw-
                                                                                        drivers to match the fittings on
3. Have someone at either end of           12. Use large carabiners on your tow         your kayak.
a rock gap to ensure those passing         line – large enough to go around a
make it through safely.                    paddle shaft.                             Thanks to Aaron and Andrea for
                                           https://www.kayakhq.co.nz/prod-           their recollections.
4. De-clutter your deck, when con-         ucts/kong-paddle-carabiner                Dennis Hynes
templating rock gardening, surfing
etc. Every extra bit of kit adds great-
er risk of entanglement, obstruction                (Reprinted from The BASK Bulletin, March 2018 No. 53)
when effecting rescues, self or as-
sisted. Put it in your hatches.

5. Same with your PFD. Put your
comms gear (PLB, VHF), strobe
lights etc., in your hatch when cap-
size, rescues are likely. Except if pad-
dling alone. But DO keep your knife
attached to PFD. Instead of tying
each bit of kit to her PFD separately
Deb ties them to a carabiner which is
then clipped onto her shoulder strap.
Simple matter then to unclip the lot
and place in her day hatch.

6. No paddle leashes, especially
when in surf or ocean white-water.
Risk of entanglement.                      Deb Voltunro doing some rock gardening paddling in the Bay of Islands
                                           Photo: Lance Smith

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New Zealand Sea Kayaker

            THE BEST OF 28 YEARS OF NEW ZEALAND PADDLING REPORTS

       Stewart Island                      more sheltered east coast back to
     Circumnavigation,                     Oban. If the weather was suitable I
      Circumspection                       would then paddle back over Fove-
      & Circumcision                       aux Strait to Bluff.

   by John Kirk-Anderson                   I had given myself plenty of time
(from NZ Sea Canoeist No. 122 -May 2006)   as I didn’t want to race around the
                                           island, but to explore several loca-
‘I’m worried that paddlers are start-      tions on the way. I also expected to
ing to think that Stewart Island is an     be storm-bound for a couple of days
easy trip.’                                in that time, as fronts tended to blast
                                           through in a hurry.
This concern expressed by Liz Cave,                                                       The Kiwi footprints that JKA is
owner of Rakiura Kayaks, island            A big high sat over southern New           certain were surreptitiously placed
born and bred, and the daughter of a       Zealand as I left Oban, waved off by          by a DoC worker wearing boots
commercial fisherman, was born of          Liz who knew better than most what             with Kiwi footprints on the sole
local knowledge. Four days later, as I     was ahead of me. She has herself cir-     Views from the mountain’s rounded
listened to the marine forecasts from      cumnavigated the island by kayak,         summit extended to the Mutton Bird
the shelter of Doughboy Bay hut, on        and had spent her childhood on boats      Islands in the southwest and Pater-
the island’s exposed west coast, the       in these waters.                          son Inlet in the south-east.
idea of an easy trip seemed laugh-
able indeed.                               Pushing into a lazy tidal stream,         On the way up I saw my first signs
                                           I wasn’t worried by my pace as I          of deception on the island. Let me
Circumnavigating Stewart Island            wanted to check out the coastline         explain.
solo was something I had long              and had only 25 kms to go that day,
planned, and when Paul Caffyn sug-         before reaching Christmas Village         Stewart Island has a reputation for
gested an exploration of the island’s      Hut. This would allow me to climb         the number of Kiwi (birds) that can
Port Pegasus with himself and Kevin        Mt Anglem, the highest feature on         be seen, especially during daylight
Kililea, after a planned trip into         the island, next day.                     hours. Many people have claimed
Fiordland was aborted, it seemed                                                     to have seen them, and some even
now was the time. My leave was al-         The north-eastern coast in calm           have photographs. These people are
ready booked, the tides were favour-       weather is a paddler’s delight. Sandy     liars. After three visits to the island,
able, and I was paddling fit. All I        beaches surrounded by thick bush,         I can safely declare that there are no
needed was suitable weather. That’s        wild strands of kelp fanning out          Kiwi on the island as I haven’t seen a
all, just suitable weather. Hold that      across the sea like hair, and water so    single one. The whole idea is surely
thought.                                   blue it seemed unreal.                    a trick by the Stewart Island Promo-
                                                                                     tion Agency, in cahoots with the De-
At 46˚ south, Stewart Island is            Early the next morning I was well         partment of CONservation!
tucked nicely into the Roaring For-        up Mt Anglem, wading through
ties, with no land mass to slow the        the mud for which Stewart Island          What happens, I believe, is that a
winds from Antarctica, and a fetch         tracks are renown. Looking across a       DoCon worker, wearing shoes with
circling the globe. Having been to         mirror-calm Foveaux Strait towards        Kiwi prints on the bottom, wanders
the island three times previously, I       the South Island, Bluff Hill and the      around leaving sign, and that is what
had no illusions as to the potential       chimney of the Ocean Beach Freez-         I saw at 900 metres on Mt Anglem.
fury of the weather.                       ing Works stood clearly visible.          Didn’t fool me.

My plan was to catch the ferry across                                                After lunch back at the hut, I con-
Foveaux Strait to Oban, the island’s                                                 tinued paddling, again with no wind
only town, and start paddling anti-                                                  and flat seas. A tiny tide race off
clockwise. I gave myself 10 days                                                     Saddle Point gave me one brief surf
to get around the north coast, down                                                  run, but that was the only sign I was
the exposed west coast, and around                                                   pushing into the flood tide.
the south capes, the crux of the trip
with their tide races, before meeting                                                Ducking into Yankee River for a
Paul and Kevin in Port Pegasus. We                                                   look at the hut, I met a bearded chap
would then spend several days ex-                                                    who was collecting water for his
ploring there before heading up the                                                  nearby camp. He peered at my boat

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                                                                                   at the office, with few landings on of-
                                                                                   fer and a long stretch across Mason
                                                                                   Bay before the shelter of the Ernest
                                                                                   Islands. Kilbride Homestead, an old
                                                                                   farm at the southern end of Mason
                                                                                   Bay, had been on my list of places
                                                                                   to visit but Liz had said it was now
                                                                                   locked up.

                                                                                   There was still no wind, so I snuck
                                                                                   easily between the Rugged Islands
                                                                                   and Rugged Point, with a low grey
                                                                                   swell climbing towards the low grey
                                                                                   clouds. The Ruggedy Mountains
                                                                                   (notice a pattern?) were indifferent
                                                                                   to my passing, standing staunch and
                                                                                   aloof.

                                                                                   The rain increased and visibility
John’s overnight campsite at picturesque East Ruggedy                              dropped to less than 1 km, a very
                                                                                   different day to the past two, but I
and asked what sort of kayak it was,     surfing, getting lifts off the pressure   felt sharper because of it. My GPS
in the tone that meant he knew little    in front of waves, peeling away to        was churning out numbers, giving
of them. But when I replied that it      get another when the energy was           my location, but I made a game of
was a Nordkapp he said, “I thought       gone. They were a joy to watch.           using dead-reckoning to give me a
so, I had one in 1990 to cross Cook                                                grid reference and then checking my
Strait. Bloody nice aren’t they.” He     I pulled into East Ruggedy beach, 15      accuracy.
must have noticed my glance at his       kms past Yankee River, as the sunset
girth because he explained that he       played across the rippled sand. Inland    Sliding through the rain, with long
had put on a little weight since he      stretched sand dunes, with the hut 1.2    slow swells rolling through, I shared
did that year’s Xerox Challenge, an      kms away, too far to have appeal in       this special time and place with hun-
adventure race the length of New         the gloom. Finding a flat spot in the     dreds of shearwaters who were chas-
Zealand!                                 tussock, I soon had the tent up and a     ing fish. Ignoring me, they moved
                                         brew on. This was the first time I had    away only at the last minute, having
Something about him seemed famil-        used my new anti-sandfly head net,        decided I was no threat to them or
iar, and he identified himself as John   and I learned very quickly that you       competition to their fishing.
Judkins, brother of Coast to Coast       can’t drink tea through a head net.
organiser Robin Judkins, the man                                                   I could hear surf breaking in the
who started the global craze of mul-     The marine forecast the next morn-        murk to my left, and by the time I
tisport. This country is too small at    ing offered a late SW change, and         was close to Little Hellfire Beach, I
times.                                   the barometer was dropping, along         decided to see what it was like. Edg-
                                         with some light rain. Looking at the      ing in quietly, it didn’t look too bad
My overnight spot was going to be        map I knew I was facing a long day        in patches, with reasonable gaps be-
the next hut, Long Harry, 9 kms
away, but the up-dated map in Yan-
kee River hut showed that it had
been moved and was no longer close
to the coast. So, while the great
weather held, I felt like pushing
on, confident that there were plenty
of spots to land and wriggle into a
bivvy bag.

Exposed now to the westerly roll, this
late afternoon paddle was fantastic.
Sooty shearwaters, or Titi, the famed
mutton birds for which Stewart Is-
land is renowned by Maori, were re-
turning to the Rugged Islands, which
were indeed. No landing spots there!
The shearwaters were masters of air                        Sooty shearwaters getting life off the front faces of the swell

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tween bigger sets. I timed it well un-
til the last minute, when I was clob-
bered, broaching to shore.

‘I’m as happy as a pig in shit’. That
thought suddenly burst out, and I
laughed as I looked around. There
I was, standing in the pouring rain,
nothing around except sea, surf, wet
sand and cloud, on the desolate and
exposed west coast of Stewart Is-
land, and I was having a picnic. My
tea and biscuits tasted better for the
circumstances.

Breaking back out through the surf,
I began to wonder if I might get to
spend more time at Little Hellfire.
One set broke just in front, and I
did the most beautiful back-loop
                                              ‘As happy as a pig in shit’ - John enjoys a cuppa on Little Hellfire beach,
I have yet managed. Watching
                                                                                   just before being looped twice in surf
the bow come right over, I got a
glimpse of land before touch down.        Eventually the shapes of the Ernest        Faced with a swell from the south-
Using the wave’s energy, I quickly        Islands appeared ahead and I aimed         west, breaking on the shallow beach,
rolled back up and headed out for         for The Gutter, between them and           I had another gentle sinus flush, this
another try.                              the mainland. Maps I saw had been          time upright, before beginning the
                                          marked that it was suitable only in        last leg towards Doughboy Bay. This
Picking my time carefully, I accel-       calm conditions. I don’t know about        last 10 kms was a grind, with steep
erated into a wave, trying to punch       that, as it is not a gutter but a ridge,   cliffs dropping from low clouds
through before it broke. My loaded        with bush growing on parts of it.          straight down to the sea, where a
boat was too slow, and I was picked       Looking at the map, I had the option       swell smashed into them.
up and surfed backwards. Leaning as       of a 5 km back track or a 600 metre
far forward as I could, I tucked into     portage. Figuring that the back track      Arriving in Doughboy Bay, the col-
a bow rudder stroke (or is it a stern     would take 30 minutes I chose to drag      our that struck me was brown, the
rudder at the bow, I’m not sure?) try-    my kayak. Forty-five minutes later I       surf stained by tannin carried from
ing to stop the stern from burying        regained the sea, wiser about portage      the bush by the rivers. It was a weird
and looping me again.                     times. I also learned that bull kelp is    end to the day, like someone was
                                          better than Teflon as a sliding surface.   playing with the palettes in Photo-
The stern buried and flicked me over                                                 shop.
the high side and sent me surfing
backwards and upside down towards                                                    The Doughboy Bay Hut was empty
the beach. This wave didn’t want to                                                  and, within a nano-second, I had
let go, and tried to steal my paddle                                                 converted it into a drying room. I
but I had no intention of giving it up,                                              find it remarkable how quickly sea
so we wrestled for a while. When it                                                  kayakers can transform any pristine
grew bored with monstering me, I                                                     environment into something resem-
rolled up and tried to work out a bet-                                               bling a Chinese laundry struck by a
ter way.                                                                             laser-guided bomb.

Brute force had failed so I had to get                                               Little did I know that I would spend
sneaky. When I saw a gap, I took it,                                                 the next six days in that hut, as a se-
igniting the afterburners until well                                                 ries of fronts passed through, bring-
clear of the breakers. All my surfing                                                ing gales every day, swinging from
practice in sea boats paid off.                                                      the SW to the NW. Listening to the
                                                                                     marine forecasts I longed for a tiny
Later, a check of my GPS log showed                                                  gap, anything below 20 knots would
my maximum speed was 32.1 kilo-                                                      have been nice, but I also knew that
metres per hour! Backwards and                                                       I needed a serious break of some du-
upside down! No wonder my sinus            Doughboy Bay where John was               ration in order to venture from my
passages were clear.                      marooned by strong winds for many          sheltered bolt-hole.
                                                        days

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                                           see it, with his minimalist approach,      Her reply made up my mind.
                                           he would be horrified. While I can’t       “There’s no one down there. It’s too
                                           say I understand the problems of           rough and they’ve all come home.”
                                           Middle East any better, I am now
                                           better informed.                           If commercial fishermen used to
                                                                                      working the seas off Stewart Island,
                                           I also made a friend. Wilson may           not men known as a pack of sooks,
                                           have appeared to others as just a          had decided to pack it in, then it was
                                           discarded fishing float, unwanted          no place for a sea kayak.
                                           flotsam that washed up on the beach.
                                           But to me, after I drew a face on him      Typical! Waiting for the helicopter
                                           by felt-pen, he spoke of the hard life     next morning, the sea in the bay was
                                           he had endured to reach this point,        the flattest it had been and I regretted
                                           and, besides, he was a good listener.      my decision to leave. When I told the
                                                                                      pilot he laughed and said, “Wait till
                                           The funny part is, later that very day,    you get up.”
John’s good mate Wilson, who was           Mary joked that Hollywood was go-
not a good conversationalist but           ing to make a movie about me, titled       The sea was covered in whitecaps
was a rather good listener                 ‘Doughaway’, starring Tom Hanks.           to the horizon, and the westerly was
                                                                                      blowing williwaws off the points in
Access to current marine forecasts,        On hearing that the following 10-day       Paterson Inlet, easily 45 knots.
sent as text messages by my wife,          forecast was for gale force SW, W,         Looking on the bright side, Stewart
Mary, to my rented satellite phone,        and NW, I had started to consider          Island is still around. So am I.
allowed me to carefully consider the       other ways of leaving Doughboy
options. I knew what the coast was         Bay, with Paul and Liz both check-         I didn’t make a stupid decision to
like to the north, having just paddled     ing options.                               ‘Just take a look’ when I knew what
down it. After playing in the surf on                                                 the weather was like. Had I done so
a mild day, I knew landings in the         A fixed-wing pilot was prepared to         I would have come to grief, without
current conditions would be brutal,        land on the beach, but could not pick      question. I know my limits and into
and a one-way trip ashore.                 up my kayak. At the time I got that        wind, I stop moving forward when
                                           message, I was standing near the           it’s blowing 30 knots, and when it
A look at the map showed worse             beach, braced into a westerly gale.        blows 35 knots, I’m going back-
country to the south, and at least two     He may have been prepared to land          wards. The lee shore would have
days were required to get around           in this cross-wind, but I would not        welcomed my arrival with unforgiv-
the southern capes with their tide         have got on board for the take off.        ing rock and exploding swell.
races and reefs. Walking out from
Doughboy Bay is not fun at the best        Being picked up by fishing boat was        It was a lesson, albeit an expensive
of times, with the tracks very steep       another possibility, but there were        one, in practical risk management,
and more mud than solid. But I was         none in the area. Walking out, I           far removed from completing a
in no danger where I was. If needed        would have needed three return trips       RAMS form and then ignoring the
I could walk out, but my kayak and         to carry out my gear, slung on a pole      real world.
gear would have to stay.                   over my shoulders.
                                                                                      It begs the question:
Life in the hut settled into a routine.    Each way would take six hours, on          If to paddle around an island is a cir-
It was spent cutting firewood, read-       tracks that were more swamp than           cumnavigation, and stopping to con-
ing the eclectic collection of maga-       not. This would have still left my         sider the approaching bad weather
zines ranging from women’s gossip          kayak, but I did do a reconnaissance       is circumspection, is cutting the trip
mags, to huntin’, shootin’, fishin’        of the track to check the feasibility of   short a circumcision?
titles, cutting firewood, staring at the   carrying it. While possible, it would
map and forecast, cutting firewood,        have been a hell trip.
and wandering the bush, trying to
spot the ranger from DoCon with            That left a helicopter, a means of
funny shoes.                               travel I love, but one I have never
                                           before had to pay for. Facing a bill of
I had packed a colossus of a book,         $1,600, I delayed, looking again at
journalist Robert Fisk’s The Great         the forecasts, hoping to spot a break
War for Civilisation. The Conquest         I had missed. I called the VHF op-
of the Middle East, all 1,366 pages.       erator in Oban, asking for a real-time
Liz Cave was aghast when she saw           report from the fishing boats work-
it, weighing it in her hand before         ing at the south of the island.                    Whitecaps and williwaws in
saying I shouldn’t let Paul Caffyn                                                          Paterson Inlet on the flight out

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New Zealand Sea Kayaker

The Voyage of the Blue Fox                Our plan was to paddle the South         Our second attempt was more and
   By Conrad Edwards                      Island’s north coast, from Farewell      most successful, an uninhabited and
                                          Spit to Picton. The only other ele-      steeply shelving beach, with flat
(an excerpt from The Sea Canoeist         ment of our plan was to take about       sand up against the sea grass. We
        Newsletter No.60                  two weeks doing it, and we carried       hoped that six inches above the high
      Dec 1995 to Jan 1996)               sufficient supplies for that.            tide mark would be good enough,
                                                                                   and it was. Both exhausted from the
   This story tells of an intrepid        Golden Bay                               long hours of work pre-trip, rather
 expedition by an English man, a          Our hope was to paddle first to the      than from the two hour paddle, we
Kiwi woman and a German kayak,            end of Farewell Spit itself, either      slept for 14 hours, waking to a beach
from Farewell Spit to Picton along        crossing the mouth of Golden Bay,        scattered with people, walking, col-
the rugged coast of New Zealand’s         or doubling back to the coast, but the   lecting tuatuas, and pulling in crab
  mainland. They met with many            gale and heavy rain warnings sug-        nets.
 adventures, mostly of the wet and        gested that we stay inshore.
 windy variety, and only ran out of                                                The weather-people, full of Christ-
           oat bars once.                 The western coasts of Golden and         mas cheer, had changed their mind
                                          Tasman Bays are generally low ly-        on the north-westerly gale, and opt-
Christmas Eve 1994 saw Maria              ing and unchanging, and so shal-         ed instead for sou-westerlies of 40
Bogers and I at the base of Farewell      lowly shelving that, from water deep     knots gusting 50. As there was only
Spit, assembling the boat and dry         enough for easy paddling, shore fea-     20 knots or so when we arose, and
loading it for the first time. For want   tures became confused. For identify-     our course lay close to a soft shore,
of room, we left with Maria’s father      ing landing places and camp sites,       we headed off.
the Thermette, my raincoat, and her       and locating the shallows, we used
sleeping mat. Maria abandoned also        Aerial Surveys Limited’s Coastal         Approaching Collingwood, we
her party dress and shoes, evidence       Photomaps. Their excellent black         veered offshore to clear an uncov-
that her ideas on sea kayak trips were    and white aerial photographs gradu-      ered sand bar, at which moment
evolving rapidly. We had more or less     ally turned to pulp in my imperfect      the malevolent southerlies chose to
adequate clothing remaining, although     map case. They would have been           hit with full force. The sea foamed,
Maria stole my rafting sandals when-      our main navigation aid even if I’d      all the worse for its shallowness,
ever she could, and I her fleece top.     remembered the maps.                     and we pointed the bow through
                                                                                   the short, sharp chop to shore. As
We moved quickly, and I was soon          The first camp site that we reconnoi-    some particularly ominous waves
standing in the shallows, watching        tred was rejected on local aesthet-      approached, Maria stopped to in-
the water under the boat ebb while        ics. By the time we had made this        quire which way to lean, but must
Maria said her fond farewells. We         weighty decision, the boat had been      have just heard my pleas of, “Keep
got away just in time to avoid embar-     stranded by the continuing ebb, and      paddling!” We barely made head-
rassment, and followed the channel        had to be juggled and then towed         way into the wind and spray, finally
markers out. There was a gentle driz-     free. Luckily, I towed Maria fast        hauling ourselves ashore to collapse
zle and little wind - perfect paddling.   enough to prevent a rotten shark’s       under a giant Macrocarpa tree. Too
Looking back, we saw our lift driv-       head being hauled aboard as bait.        windy for a fire, we erected the tent
ing home, and we were on our own,                                                  to thaw out in.
miles from the nearest tavern.

The third member of our party was
the Blue Fox, a Klepper Aerius II
double sea kayak, of the same va-
riety and vintage that Hans Linde-
mann crossed the Atlantic in. De-
spite the invention of fibreglass,
Kleppers remain the choice of
many military forces and scientific
expeditions, as well of course as of
the odd eccentric.

Like me, the Blue Fox was in her
30s, although she looked as new:
varnished ash and blue canvas, clas-
sically beautiful and demonstrably
seaworthy. Like her owner again,
she creaks and groans reassuringly             Christmas eve 1994; the base of Farewell Spit; assembly of the Klepper
in the waves.                                                                             Aerius II is about to begin.

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