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September 2 - September 8, 2011 •

                                                                                                                                                                          Dylan Matthias, Editor-in-Chief

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        DSU WEEKLY DISPATCH                                                                                                                                                        Ian Froese, Sports Editor
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   Here is a list of upcoming events that you will want to mark your calendars for:                                                                                               photo@dalgazette.com
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Come out to the DSU’s official welcome back party! This event is full of games, live                                                                                         business@dalgazette.com
entertainment, free food, fireworks and of course a beer tent! There is also a FREE Bedoiun
Soundclash concert!!!                                                                                                                                                                 contact us
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Be sure to check out www.dsu.ca for a complete list of event details or contact your Vice
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Skratch Bastid does the Grawood
Friday, September 16

Internationally known DJ will be playing the Grawood for Feel Good Friday. The show is open
to any Dalhousie faculty, staff, students and their guests who are19+.

Advanced Tickets are $5.00 at the SUB Info Desk or $7.00 at the door!

Society Training Day
Saturday, September 17

Society Training day will take place on September 17th from 9:00am - 2:30pm in the McInnes
room. This is a mandatory training day for all societies and at least 1 executive must be
present.

You will find a registration form on www.dsu.ca under the Society Resources/Leadership &
Involvement tab. Please complete this form and submit it to room 222 of the SUB by 2:00pm
on September 14th.

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from the editor
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dylan Matthias Editor-in-Chief

A note on class etiquette
Why you shouldn’t submit late editorials
Dylan Matthias                                           and they're not—curse your unwieldy,                      list of textbooks and/or a syllabus.             think up new and better ones. It can                         Last of all, if you must learn some-
Editor-in-Chief                                          irregular university course sched-                        These are important documents, so                be tough to do this and then speak up                     thing from this editorial: submit work
                                                         ule. This isn't high school: you have                     read them. Then buy the books—                   in front of a large class. Try it anyway.                 on time, be it for the Gazette or your
So last week, we told you how to fight                   at least one inconvenient evening                         all of them, used or new—and read                Profs do not eat that many students                       classes. Writing editorials or essays at
zombification at Dal. Looking back                       class. You have to manage time now.                       them, too. Read the course schedule              per year, so the chance it will be your                   the last minute is not fun. Prepare,
on it, while this was sage advice, it                    The insane tuition you just out found                     and find at least one lecture to look            question that sets them on a spree is                     and at least think of a topic before you
might not have been what you needed                      about is calculated from your classes,                    forward to. Read the blurb on pla-               relatively minimal. And your class-                       dive in. If you need an extension, fol-
right this instant. And we in the news                   so you may as well do well in them.                       giarism and then read our article on             mates appreciate your courage, brav-                      low the Gazette procedure: ask for it
business are all about right this                        That's why you're here.                                   what that really means and why it                ery and dedication to the public good,                    well in advance, when you know your
instant—constant gratification, they                        So in the tradition of offering sage                   matters on page five.                            as great Nova Scotian question-asker                      editorial will be wildly late. Profs and
tell us, is all the rage. Check us out on                advice from your campus paper (for                           Reading is what universities are              Joe Howe would perhaps have said.                         copy editors both appreciate knowing
your mobile phone.                                       more, see our staff bios and pretty                       for, it's how they started and it's how            At some point in the great insti-                       in advance.
   But wait! Frosh week, summer and                      much the rest of the paper), we'll                        they still work. It's traditional in the         tutional practices of both journal-                          We've provided twenty pages of
its constant, live-updating, photo-                      help you through this. It's actually                      19th-century-was-cool sort of way                ism and academia, coffee became an                        procrastination this week, all free of
sharing, interconnected-intercom-                        considered politically informed to                        that we're all about here. If you go to          essential tool in our work. It is impor-                  charge, with plenty of diverting con-
municative ways are pretty much                          be reading a newspaper before class,                      King's, you understand.                          tant to remember, as we all embark                        tent. Take a break, read us, then go
over. You spent yesterday sitting in                     whereas checking your cellphone—                             Universities have been asking ques-           on another year of long classes, that                     back to Middlemarch. It is long, we
the Life Sciences Centre and it really                   even checking your newspaper on                           tions since time immemorial, and so              coffee is not a substitute for food. Eat                  know, and we sympathize, but your
is that stuffy pretty much all the time.                 said cellphone—is the height of rude-                     has the Gazette. Students started this           breakfast before class, and if you have                   mind will work better after a foray
You have three months or so of this                      ness. Do not do this, and do put the                      paper when they wanted a place to                a long day, eat lunch, too. Coffee can                    into journalism and some coffee. It
to go, it seems like forever, and you're                 Gazette away when your prof goes to                       discuss philosophical and scholarly              help—ask our news editor on page                          all asks questions, and you'll need
longing for a chance to check your                       the front of the room. We don't like                      issues. Old questions are on display             ten or just about any grad student.                       those when that first essay comes
new friends' latest photos.                              the guilt on our minds.                                   in our archives, both online and in              There is nothing harder than going to                     around much, much faster than you
   On the other hand, you're in class,                      You will, by now, have received a                      the library. Your job now is to try to           class hungry.                                             think it will.

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Masquerade Part 1 by Jenna Harvie—Heads turned from all directions to see the latest addition to the growing crowd. The sound level       dipped as he stepped into the room and tossed his coat onto a hook, as if gasping at his sudden movement. He scanned the club,
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news
                                                                                                                                                                                                            news covers Dalhousie and
                                                                                                                                                                                                         the greater Halifax community.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Katrina Pyne News Editor

A word from your presidents
The issues of last year and a look to the future
Katrina Pyne                                             we will charge to students. 2. Merg-                      grams here. From a long-term per-                   to the university but also to the gov-                       he understands the issues and pro-
News Editor                                              ing the Nova Scotia Agricultural Col-                     spective, this will be important in the             ernment. Students have a big stake in                        cesses and structures of governance
                                                         lege in Truro into Dal. We expect                         history of the university.                          that in a very practical way.                                in a university and he did very well
                                                         that to come to fruition in the fall of                                                                                                                                    with that last year. So I have a lot of
  : What changes will students notice                    2012. 3. Improving the level and kind                     CS: Simply communicating with                         : What are some big changes that                           respect for him and I listen carefully
on campus this year?                                     of student services we have avail-                        students. Finding new and effective                 occurred over the summer?                                    when he says there’s an issue that
Tom Traves, president of Dalhousie                       able on campus. More supports for                         ways to communicate with students                                                                                needs to be addressed. I don’t sweep
University: More students on cam-                        international students, to make sure                      on the issues that we are working on                CS: There’s the big win for us with                          that under the rug.
pus. We have more international stu-                     that they acclimatize to studying in a                    and the issues that will affect them in             the learning disabilities support spe-
dents on campus, so [there will be] a                    Canadian environment.                                     the future. I will be working closely               cialist, Neera Datta, coming back to                           : What is it like working with Tom
much more diverse and vibrant envi-                                                                                with the Board of Governors to try                  campus. Also in the past, Orientation                        and the Dal administration team?
ronment, which we’re excited about.                      CS: 1. Parking. 2. Tuition fees and                       to establish some guidelines around                 Week for international students has
                                                         government funding to universities.                       what consultation should look like.                 occurred during the StudentsUnion’s                          CS: It’s really nice working with Tom.
Chris Saulnier, president of the Dal-                    3. Watch out for changes in level of                                                                          Orientation Week, so they’ve had to                          He actually does come from a stu-
housie Student Union: More empha-                        service because obviously in these                          : What are the top issues for stu-                choose which orientation week they                           dent union background. He was on
sis on welcoming students back to                        financial times where the university                      dents to be following to affect change?             wanted to go to. But this year we                            the exec. of his student union in his
campus. We want to make sure we                          is seeing their budget shrunk, we are                                                                         moved the international student’s                            undergraduate degree so he does
encourage students to continue to be                     starting to see some services have less                   TT: Students are obviously always                   Orientation Week so they can attend                          have an understanding of the issues
involved after Orientation Week is                       funding and less support provided.                        concerned about tuition levels. They                both. Also, SeeMore Green is moving                          that we are facing and the context
over, and not just fall into classes.                                                                              need to be engaged to understand the                their garden to behind the Computer                          that I work in. We both want Dal
                                                            : What is the first item on your list                  financial challenges the university                 Science Building. Students should                            to be a very well respected and very
  : What are the top three issues on                     of priorities?                                            faces, particularly in a period where               check that out.                                              good institution, and we might not
campus to look out for this year?                                                                                  the government is cutting grants to                                                                              always agree on how to get there, but
                                                         TT: Frankly, the most significant                         the universities and the two major                    : What is it like working with the                         we both know that at the end of the
TT: 1. We are in discussions with the                    development for us is in the immedi-                      sources of funding for universities                 DSU and Chris Saulnier?                                      day, we are working towards the same
government about funding arrange-                        ate term is our merger with the Nova                      are government grants and tuition                                                                                goal.
ments for next year, which include                       Scotia Agricultural College because                       fees. So I think it’s important for                 TT: Chris is a very effective spokes-
not only the government operating                        that will create a new Dal campus                         students to engage in that issue and                person for the university. He has the
grant but the level of tuition fees that                 and a new range of academic pro-                          speak their minds about this not only               advantage of a year’s experience, so

Professor quits over lack of parking
Dal’s ongoing issues with parking spaces reach a boiling point
Torey Ellis
Assistant News Editor

After 30 years of teaching, Dalhousie                    privileged professor'–and completely
professor Dan Middlemiss quit his                        rightly so.”
job this month over the school’s lack                       Middlemiss acknowledges that he
of parking spaces, saying the problem                    had an option that few other com-
isn’t specific to Dal.                                   muters do. He says some, like his sec-
   Last year the Dunn parking lot                        retary, waited in line for four hours
was oversold by 915 parking passes,                      without receiving a pass.
according to Samantha Chown’s                               “It was an outburst of frustration,
article from the Dalhousie Gazette                       but I at least have an option. I feel
archives.                                                sorry for my secretary and other staff
   This year, spaces will only be over-                  and students, who are all trying to get
sold by 20 to 30 per cent. New short-                    these spots.”
term parking meters will also be                            Dalhousie’s Master Plan, which
added.
   Middlemiss, a professor of politi-
                                                         outlines the rejuvenation of all three
                                                         campuses over the next ten years,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               “This is a problem
cal science, resigned on Aug. 29 after
waiting an hour and a half in line for
                                                         includes plans for decreasing the vol-
                                                         ume of traffic by encouraging bike
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               that is endemic to
a parking pass. He was turned away
and told to come back the next day.
                                                         and transit options.
                                                            “If only it were that simple,” says
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               the whole region.
“It was a Monday spur of the moment
decision after 30 years of frustration,”
                                                         Middlemiss. Living in Lower Sack-
                                                         ville, a one-way bus trip takes approx-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And it’s getting
he says.
   “I didn’t start out to make this a
                                                         imately two hours and biking down
                                                         two highways is not an option.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               worse.”
crusade against Dal or against any-                         “To be fair to Dal, it’s not their
one else. This is a problem that is                      problem and they’ve been very forth-
endemic to the whole region. And it’s                    right about all this,” he says. Middle-
getting worse. There are just more                       miss sees the real problem as Hali-
and more people coming in.”                              fax’s transit system, which he says
   The new parking system makes                          would benefit from a more direct
the Dunn parking lot, between Foun-                      route to universities, and an influx of
tain House and the Dunn building,                        cars from drivers living close to work
a reserved lot with more expensive                       or school.
passes in hopes of decreasing demand                        “If I lived around the university I’d
on spaces. A draw eventually decided                     take transit. It’s getting to the core
the recipients of these passes.                          that’s the problem,” he says.
   “I felt a bit sheepish afterwards,”                      Dalhousie’s Master plan is against
he says. Through the media atten-                        the creation of large parking facili-
tion, his story has led to outpourings                   ties, in the interests of sustainability
of support from as far away as South                     and decreasing commuting. It argues
Africa. But there have been a few nay-                   that “urban campuses” often see a
sayers.                                                  decrease in numbers of commuters,
   “There are some that are not so                       as other options become available
positive,” he says. “They say, ‘poor                     and the cost of driving increases.
                                                                                                                   This year, parking spaces will be oversold by 20 to 30 per cent. • • • Photo by Torey Ellis

disregarding gawks, and flawlessly found what he had come for. Time slowed as he ran a hand through tussled hair and made his way deeper    inside. A glowing waitress bounced in through swinging doors with a tray of sloshing martinis and time caught itself. Giggles and flattery
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                                                                                                                                                                              FIGHTING THE
                                                                                                                                                                            FRESHMAN FIFTEEN
                                                                                                                                                                                 WHY THE TRADITION OF WEIGHT
                                                                                                                                                                                     GAINS HAS HELD FAST
                                                                                                                                                                          Sean Gallagher                                               tainers hidden in their purse.”
                                                                                                                                                                          News Contributor                                               Fifteen pounds may be an exagger-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ation. The average student will gain
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       three to ten pounds in their first two
                                                                                                                                                                          In Risley Hall’s cafeteria, a steady                         years at university, according to kid-
                                                                                                                                                                          stream of students bearing plates                            shealth.org.
                                                                                                                                                                          crowded with fries, hamburgers, piz-                           But the saying, “freshman fifteen,”
                                                                                                                                                                          zas and not much else is a familiar                          makes an important point that inat-
                                                                                                                                                                          sight.                                                       tention to types and quantities of
                                                                                                                                                                             But although some students avoid                          food consumed has consequences.
                                                                                                                                                                          healthy selections, those options are                        For instance, a whole grain rasp-
                                                                                                                                                                          available. Third-year commerce stu-                          berry muffin from Tim Hortons has
                                                                                                                                                                          dent Samantha Lush recently com-                             more calories than a medium fries
                                                                                                                                                                          pleted a work term with Aramark,                             at McDonald’s (400 vs. 360), yet
                                                                                                                                                                          Dal’s on-campus food supplier.                               Tim Hortons is often considered the
                                                                                                                                                                             “Aramark makes it a priority to                           healthier option.
                                                                                                                                                                          provide students with a wide range of                          Reading nutritional labels and
                                                                                                                                                                          healthy and nutritious meal options.                         understanding Canada’s Food Guide
                                                                                                                                                                          It is up to the students to employ                           are vital to a healthy body. It recom-
                                                                                                                                                                          those options," she says in an email                         mends that students eat seven to ten
                                                                                                                                                                          interview. Lush praises the effort                           fruit and vegetable servings per day;
                                                                                                                                                                          that the national supplier puts into                         many students consume half of that
                                                                                                                                                                          its menu and service.                                        on a good day.
                                                                                                                                                                             For many first-year students,                               Angela Emmerson, Dal’s on-cam-
                                                                                                                                                                          proper nutrition is the last thing on                        pus dietician, says students confused
                                                                                                                                                                          their minds. Their new freedom,                              about nutrition are free to contact her
                                                                                                                                                                          combined with a decrease in physi-                           at dietician@dal.ca. She advises stu-
                                                                                                                                                                          cal activity, acts as a swift punisher                       dents opt for lots of vegetables, sal-
                                                                                                                                                                          to belts and skinny jeans across the                         ads and lean proteins when selecting
                                                                                                                                                                          nation.                                                      meals. “You should be filling half your
                                                                                                                                                                             Chantal Gautreau, a third-year psy-                       plate with vegetables, ideally,” she
                                                                                                                                                                          chology student, remembers her first                         says.
                                                                                                                                                                          year in Howe Hall. “I had this idea                            She says a student’s best weapons
                                                                                                                                                                          that I had already paid $3,000 for                           against the battle of the bulge are
                                                                                                                                                                          my unlimited meal plan, so I might                           Health Canada’s Food Guide, regu-
                                                                                                                                                                          as well make the most of it,” she says.                      lar physical activity, and a little bit of
                                                                                                                                                                             “I stocked up on whatever I felt                          self-control.
                                                                                                                                                                          like. I even saw some other students
Please take good care of yourselves. • • • Photo by Angela Gzowski                                                                                                        sneaking cake into Tupperware con

    Turnitin turned off
    University temporarily walks away
    from anti-plagiarism software
    Katrina Pyne                                             assumed it to be.”                                       Turnitin substitute.
    News Editor                                                 In a recent CBC article on the                           “I don’t think it will have that
                                                             issue, it was put forward that the                       much of an effect on students,” says
    For many students, it’s a dream                          cause of the broken trust was that                       Nick Little, a third-year neurosci-
    come true. But for many staff, it's a                    the Dal IT team found out that the                       ence student.
    nightmare. Dalhousie walked away                         data on Turnitin was being stored                           “I think it will be a hell of a lot
    from renewing its contract with Tur-                     in the United States. In the past, it                    more difficult for [professors] to
    nitin, a plagiarism-checking service,                    has been suggested that data stored                      determine whether it’s plagiarism
    after claiming the company had bro-                      in the United States is therefore sub-                   from other sources.”
    ken the trust factor.                                    ject to the United States Patriot Act.                      Still, Dal’s official line is that it is
                                                                “That is not the issue though,”                       looking for alternatives. Fischer says
                                                             says Fischer. “We are moving in that                     that Blackboard, a learning man-
    “The trust factor                                        direction anyways. It’s not because
                                                             [Turnitin] was storing stuff in the
                                                                                                                      agement system, is being looked at
                                                                                                                      very closely. However, even Black-
    was less than we                                         States. It has to do with the integrity
                                                             of our process with the contract.”
                                                                                                                      board fails to compare to the much
                                                                                                                      larger Turnitin database.
    assumed it to be.”                                          According to Fischer, only 29 of
                                                             the faculty members at Dalhousie
                                                                                                                         Chris Saulnier, president of the
                                                                                                                      DSU, says we should take this time
                                                             were using Turnitin to begin with,                       to reignite the conversation on
                                                             mostly in the Faculty of Arts and                        whether a plagiarism-checking ser-
      Dwight Fischer, assistant VP of                        Social Sciences.                                         vice is the right direction. For years,
    Information Technology Services at                          He says they threw them a bit of a                    faculty and staff have taken issue
    Dalhousie, made the final decision                       curve ball by walking away from the                      with Turnitin, due to the loss of
    at the 11th hour on August 31 as the                     $20,000 Turnitin contract, but sug-                      intellectual property and copyright
    contract ended, sparking much con-                       gests that there are still alternatives                  issues.
    troversy.                                                to check for plagiarism for the time                        “Students don’t get to keep their
      “We knew we had an issue in June.                      being.                                                   work as their intellectual property
    We have colleagues across Canada                            “Faculty can just take segments of                    that they produce in their degrees,”
    who use the service as well and we                       papers and Google them. You’ll find                      he says.
    found out some things about how                          out rather quickly where stuff is, if it                    Fischer says it still comes down
    the company was operating that we                        looks suspect,” he says. However, the                    to students. “What message are we
    questioned,” says Fischer. “We found                     time involved to Google each seg-                        sending? The message is that we
    some elements of our relationship                        ment of an essay would put a lot of                      have an academic integrity policy
    with them that led us to believe that                    pressure on faculty, and would likely                    and you see it on every syllabus.
    the trust factor was less than we                        prove to be far less effective than a                    Everybody is still accountable.”
    • • • Photo by Katrina Pyne

swallowed the room once more, as he became part of the throng. The hustle and bustle of club life sped on as if no one of consequence         had just walked in. He slid into a clean seat at the bar and ordered a natural drink after flashing an enhanced smile at the pale barista, who
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6         news                                                                                                                                             September 9 - September 15, 2011 •

Blogging through death camps
A student’s journey through the Holocaust
Laura Hubbard News Contributor                              riences. A few weeks after her trip,
Katrina Pyne News Editor                                    she blogged about this reflection
                                                            process. “I’m carrying on daily life
                                                            as if normal, with my thoughts run-
This past May, sixty Canadian stu-                          ning through my mind. I’ve yet to
dents traveled to Germany and                               openly talk about my experiences, my
Poland on the March of Remem-                               thoughts, my struggles.”
brance and Hope, a Holocaust case                              “Majdanek was hell on Earth and
study program that works to embrace                         it still is, today. For the most part,
diversity and eliminate genocides and                       Majdanek is as Majdanek was. And
hatred through the Canadian Centre                          that made things real. That gave me
for Diversity.                                              goosebumps. And that really showed
   Laura Hubbard, a third-year stu-                         the hell. The reality of it made Pin-
dent of the University of King’s Col-                       chas’ story come to life and haunt me.
lege, was chosen to take part in the                        It is this place that is the epitome of
March, one of two participants from                         evil and fear and horror in my mind.
the Maritimes who attended.                                 And it is this place that is in my mind
   Hubbard writes her thoughts and                          so often during the night as I dream.”
experiences in her blog, chronicling                           During a trip to Majdanek, Hub-
her journey through some of the most                        bard walked past 20,000 pairs of
infamous destinations in history.                           shoes, taken from those entering
   Two survivors, Pinchas Gutter of                         the death camp by Nazi guards. She
Majdanek Extermination Camp, and                            writes, “I can’t relate to a number. I’ve
Faigie Libman, a survivor of Birke-                         never seen six-million of something.”
nau, travel with the group, sharing                            But when she saw 20,000 pairs of
their stories and experiences, inspir-                      shoes the numbers began to sink in.
ing others to stand up for Holocaust                        “I could physically see the number. I
education and human rights, and                             couldn’t believe the amount. And the
continue to do so when the survivors                        smell of the hot leather, the stale air
are gone.                                                   in the barracks. This was powerful.”
   “I can’t say I’ve been to hell,” she                        Students visited Majdanek on day
writes in one entry. “Not in compar-                        five of their trip. Majdanek was the
ison to the stories we heard while                          site where survivor Pinchas Gutter
overseas and the stories and facts we                       was sent for the majority of his child-
all know about the Holocaust. It’s not                      hood in the Second World War, mak-
fair to compare my suffering now, as                        ing the visit back even more mean-
I deal with society and humanity, to                        ingful for Hubbard, as he shared his
the suffering then. It’s minimal in                         story, and remembered walking the
comparison.”                                                same paths.
   “But I can say I survived Auschwitz.                        It wasn’t until Hubbard was flying
I survived Majdanek. And that’s rare.                       over Majdanek on the way home that
It’s fantastic that I could visit these                     she was able to write a journal entry
places and have the opportunity to                          about the visit. Her blog post the day
witness the sites and atrocities to fur-                    of the visit was brief:
ther educate and prevent genocide.                             “This [memorial at Majdanek] was
But it is hell, and I was there. I wit-                     so powerful and emotional for me:
nessed it too.”                                             we all truly shared a connection—the
   While in Europe, students traveled                       same cause. We were not only hon-
within Berlin and throughout Poland,                        ouring those whose ashes were in
visiting sites such as the Wannsee                          front of us, but those who were brave,
Villa, where the Final Solution was                         strong, and hopeful. The past, pres-
planned, Auschwitz, Treblinka, the                          ent, and the future.”
village of Tykocin, and many memo-
rials, including the Umschlagplatz in                       Laura's blog can be found at www.
Warsaw, and Babelplatz—the site of                          pilgrimagetopoland.blogspot.com.
the book burnings in Berlin.                                It charts her journey overseas and
   She describes the trip as “fantastic,                    deals with the emotional and edu-
but emotional and exhausting.”                              cational aftermath and reflection
   Since her return, Hubbard has                            process.                                                    Auschwitz, Poland. • • • Photo by Laura Hubbard
continued to write about her expe-

One Night
One night, past November
a quiet shadow sat still,
frozen in the chilled air,
her shoulders shrunken and legs
dangling
                                                            The Painting
                                                            In my secret playground,
                                                            far from Mother’s sight,
                                                            I came across a painting,
                                                            tucked behind a worn bureau.
                                                                                                                        Inside
                                                                                                                        I stare at you
                                                                                                                        watching without care
                                                                                                                        soon I will be through,
                                                                                                                        out from my murky lair.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  sudoku
over the balcony banister                                   With simple curiosity                                       I’ll crawl through this door
and she hummed a tender melody,                             I blew dust from its cool surface                           and touch your silky skin,
singing along with the                                      and studied the father figure,                              drive my soul into your core
whistling branches.                                         familiar, yet distant.                                      until I’m the one within.

On a day without a date,                                    Drawn to its static design                                  Your pretty eyes
she lolled her head                                         and flawless brushstrokes                                   and perfect complexion
with the swift night breeze                                 I stowed it atop by desk                                    make my blood rise
and remembered the smell of fresh                           next to another, of my mother.                              from within your reflection.
lilies.
His fresh pink lilies.                                      But on one quiet August day                                 It’s time for your body
                                                            she came in to find a painting                              to come through,
But like the soft scent of                                  and a photo, sitting comfortably                            for your skin to bleed,
those favourite flowers,                                    side by side.                                               because my dear,
his memory faded too                                                                                                    I’ve waited this long;
and she was left in the cool air,                           Without another blink                                       I am escaping.
her mentality slipping off with the                         I held my cheek in a sweaty palm.                           No longer will I be the one
passing wind, on that calm night                            As she left, memory in hand,                                inside this mirror.
past November.                                              she choked out a delicate phrase
                                                            about my father’s suicide.                                  —Jenna Harvie
—Jenna Harvie
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blushed and ran off to fix it. He sat back and waited, while keeping an eye on his wristwatch. Occasionally a woman would steal a glance at     him, and grin before turning back to her conversation. And men would pull their dates closer when their eyes met his own. Yet he sat still,
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            Consent and radical                                                                                            Hayley Gray
                                                                                                                           Sex Columnist
                                                                                                                                                                                a huge turn-on, hearing how much
                                                                                                                                                                                someone wants you, telling someone
                                                                                                                                                                                how much you want to be with them,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              gles have shaped hook-up culture to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              be a competition between yourself
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              and your lover.

                  vulnerability                                                                                            We’ve all been notified, one way or
                                                                                                                           another, that individuals are sup-
                                                                                                                                                                                in them, around them, on them –
                                                                                                                                                                                whatever, it’s sexy. It’s hot to hear
                                                                                                                                                                                enthusiastic consent spoken to you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So why compete? Why not
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              acknowledge your partner as an
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              amazing individual who you can’t
                                                                                                                           posed to consent to sex. In theory, we               by your partner, so why is it that there                      wait to jump into bed with? Consent
                                                   No, yes, hell yes and                                                   all agree. In practice, consent often                is still so much non-consensual sex                           is scary. It involves the vulnerably of
                                                                                                                           becomes shades of grey instead of a                  on college and university campuses?                           telling someone that you want them,
                                                 everything in between                                                     black and white yes or no. In univer-                September and October see the high-                           and even scarier, asking them if they
                                                                                                                           sity especially, consent is often pre-               est rates of sexual assault in North                          want you back. You’re asking for per-
                                                                                                                           sumed. I don't consent directly to                   America. In Canada, the highest rates                         mission to be vulnerable and see your
                                                                                                                           every sexual encounter, and I have                   are in Nova Scotia and in university-                         partner’s vulnerability. That’s terrify-
                                                                                                                           not explicitly asked for consent every               aged women.                                                   ing. But without it, you end up mak-
                                                                                                                           time. In theory, I would explicitly ask                 These are intense and complex                              ing assumptions, trying to control
                                                                                                                           for consent every time I have sex. But               problems that we are constantly                               someone else or striving for aggres-
                                                                                                                           in practice, my consent models are a                 striving to address on our campuses.                          sive detachment.
                                                                                                                           little more fuzzy.                                   These problems are based on a myr-                               Brene Brown, a research professor
                                                                                                                              One way individuals slide consent                 iad of social dynamics. Two issues                            at the University of Houston, found
                                                                                                                           into their sex lives is by asking ques-              that come up again and again when                             that individuals who had a strong
                                                                                                                           tions: I can remove clothing, get a                  addressing sexual assault are power                           sense of love and belonging and who
                                                                                                                           condom, touch a place, etc. This form                and vulnerability. In university (and                         were able to meaningfully connect
                                                                                                                           of consent is consultational. Its power              the world beyond) individuals often                           with others shared a common trait of
                                                                                                                           lies in being able to continuously                   attempt to exert their drive to dom-                          fully embracing vulnerability.
                                                                                                                           check in with your partner while                     inate, to control, to have power over                            You're in university. You're figuring
                                                                                                                           keeping things casual. This is a model               others. In the hook-up culture, indi-                         your shit out, defining and redefin-
                                                                                                                           where individuals must actively con-                 viduals keep their power by exerting                          ing yourself, and falling in and out of
                                                                                                                           sent, where sex only happens when                    disdain and aggression to the individ-                        love. You're fucking vulnerable. Next
                                                                                                                           there's a “yes.” It is also the model that           uals they engage with sexually.                               time your feeling that intense and
                                                                                                                           many activists advocate for, including                  To keep power, they must be less                           terrifying sense of vulnerability build
                                                                                                                           Jacklyn Friedman, the author of Yes                  interested in their hook-up partner                           up your empathy instead of your
                                                                                                                           Means Yes. Friedman goes beyond                      than their partner is in them. This                           defenses. Assume your partner is
                                                                                                                           consultational consent to enthusi-                   strive for sexual power leaves many                           feeling just as vulnerable as you. Take
                                                                                                                           astic consent; not just a “yes” but a                feeling used, disempowered, hurt or                           your sense of vulnerability as a sign of
                                                                                                                           “HELLS YES!”                                         uncared for. It is interesting and ter-                       mutual empathy. After all, we’re all
Would you fuck him? • • • Illustration modified via briarpress.org                                                            This type of active consent can be                rifying to see how these power strug-                         extremely vulnerable.

Rethinking student aid administration
To fax or not to fax (you don't have a choice)
Ben Wedge                                                    to tell you the expected wait time and                           Stewart Rand, a recent graduate
Opinions Contributor                                         the number of students ahead of you                           of Dal’s computer science program,
                                                             in the queue. Once you get through                            pointed out another huge deficiency
By and large, Canada's student loans                         to their phone agents, they listen to                         with this slow-poke model of loan
programs work. Aid is being provided                         the issues, pull up your file, and tell                       administration: the Nova Scotia Stu-
to those in need. There are small                            you to fill out a form. Then you roam                         dent Loans program is obsessed with
groups of students who aren’t getting                        your city for a working fax machine                           paper and letter mail. The time and
enough, and there are small groups                           to send the information to someone                            money spent on paper, re-typing
of students getting way too much, but                        else, who will spend more time re-                            forms, and mailing them could cer-
that’s not the point of this article—the                     considering the information you have                          tainly send dozens, if not thousands
point is method, not size.                                   already provided.                                             more students to school comfortably
   Businesses are discovering revolu-                           They have made progress in pro-                            every single year.
tionary technology, such as email and                        viding web-based service, but often                              Bethany Horne, a former King’s
web forms, all over the world, and                           require you to fill out information,                          student and Gazette editor, concurred
the smart money's moving away from                           such as your name and birth date,                             in a recent discussion on loan pro-
business models that involve re-pro-                         which already exists in their system.                         cessing, herself a victim of OSAP’s
cessing and poor customer service.                           Logging in is another issue, since you                        poor administrative practices, par-
Unsurprisingly, and rightly so, stu-                         must enter an arbitrary identification                        ticularly their inability to deal with
dent loan offices are not businesses,                        number rather than an email address                           students who are not studying in
or at least not in the “make money                           or username that would be easy to                             Ontario.
and pay taxes after providing goods                          remember.                                                        Our student loan system should
and services” sense. But they cer-                              I can’t make this up. I really can’t.                      look at how much is being spent
tainly have a thing or two to learn.                         My girlfriend wasn’t able to click                            administering the loans. Re-pro-
   Take, for example, the Ontario Stu-                       “single, never married” on her ini-                           cessing, poor customer service, and
dent Assistance Program (OSAP).                              tial OSAP web application this sum-                           paper/mail/faxes have largely been
They have convenient office hours                            mer, because the option wasn’t there.                         eliminated in the private sector
(8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Monday to                           The closest? “Separated.” After two                           because they take time and money
Friday) which are perfect for stu-                           days of calling, she managed to get                           that could otherwise be used to pro-
dents in dire need of help—those                             through, no doubt eating up all of her                        vide better goods or services, or to
who couldn’t find a summer job. Stu-                         cell phone minutes for the month.                             cut costs. Our student loan programs
dents who have found work during                             The agent pulled up her file, presum-                         need new management, with an eye
business hours but aren't being paid                         ably on a computer, and asked her to                          for efficient delivery of services, hours
enough to make ends meet in the fall                         fax a letter in identifying the prob-                         that suit students, and a focus on get-
are out of luck. They could call during                      lem. In this age, how could the agent                         ting more of the already-allocated
their lunch breaks, as OSAP’s phone                          not just change her marital status                            money into the hands of students.                    As simple as that.
                                                                                                                                                                                • • • Illustration via Panasonic Fax #KXFLM551 machine instruction manual
system is, after all, advanced enough                        immediately?

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indifferent. “Here ya go, hun,” said the barista, and placed his drink before him. “That’ll be five,” she paused to gulp. “Five twenty-five.” She   looked at the ground and waited for a quaint reply. Instead, he slid a crisp ten across the counter, and left his fingers on the bill long enough
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8         opinions                                                                                                                                        September 9 - September 15, 2011 •

Brand not books!. • • • Photo by Ian Froese

                                                                                             Satire: Dal's bookstore
                                                                               A model of efficiency for 21st century schooling
Nick Wright                                                 are guards whose job consists of hav-                       Having realized that print media is               of books would normally be an issue                         riculum without actually fostering an
Humourist                                                   ing students leave all of their personal                    a dying art the bookstore is cleverly             for any other business but having a                         atmosphere of learning. It is a truly
                                                            belongings at the door. This not only                       looking to the future. For this rea-              near perfect monopoly on Dalhousie                          ingenious philosophy which sends a
While certain reactionary bourgeois                         cuts down on shoplifting, which the                         son the majority of the floor space is            textbook sales in town, the bookstore                       strong message that all learning to
elements on campus are fighting the                         management might expect given the                           devoted not to these archaic relics but           is free to set whatever prices they                         be done is best done through official
good fight to clean up the excessively                      outlandish prices they charge, but                          to Dalhousie brand merchandise.                   wish.                                                       channels as well as making it clear to
intellectual nature of university life,                     also helps business when students are                         Should one actually be there for the                  Organization is another feature                       agitating book-reading types that this
all may not be as bleak as it seems.                        required to buy an entire new set of                        purpose of buying textbooks, one will             to be commended. Sections are orga-                         is not a place for them—this is a place
Cradled in the basement of the oth-                         school supplies to replace the things                       be able to find them once through                 nized by department and class num-                          to buy sweatpants.
erwise socialist Sodom and Gomor-                           that have been stolen. The manage-                          the extended gift shop section of the             ber. One will not find a single extra-                         Truly, the bookstore is a shin-
rah of the SUB, lies a bastion of hope.                     ment has of course covered all bases                        store. The books themselves are kept              neous volume. Should anyone wish                            ing metaphor for Dalhousie itself. A
I speak of course of the Dalhousie                          by posting visible signage stating that                     exactly where they should be in any               to find any other books pertaining                          place which makes students shell out
bookstore and its truly 21st century                        they will not be held responsible for                       establishment of higher learning:                 to their field of study, the Dalhou-                        far too much money for things they
approach to education.                                      the inevitability of stolen belongings.                     a closet like space at the very back.             sie Book Store is not the place for                         are mandated to need, entices them
   Before even entering the bookstore                          Once gaining the privilege of actu-                      Here one will find all sorts of incredi-          them. This is a practice which is actu-                     to spend more on things they don't,
one cannot help but marvel at its                           ally entering the bookstore, you are                        bly overpriced textbooks and required             ally implemented in other forms all                         and in the end leaves them with noth-
ingenious commercial tactics. Liter-                        made immediately aware of one                               readings for every course offered dur-            around the university and works by                          ing of substance.
ally standing sentry at the front door                      thing: there is not a book to be seen.                      ing the semester. The exorbitant price            offering exactly what is on the cur-

                                                                                                                        Faut-il ecrire en anglais?
                                                                                                                        Would the Francophiles at Dal please stand up.
                                                                                                                        Leilani Graham-Laidlaw                            important encore lire, les articles en                      paper also publish articles written
                                                                                                                        Opinions Editor                                   Français publiés ici?                                       in French? Why or why not? What
                                                                                                                                                                            Pour soumettre un article, discuter                       about other languages? For all those
                                                                                                                        Près de la Moitié de cet article est en           de la situation du Français en Hali-                        francophobes or francophiles out
                                                                                                                        Français. Très différent, pour nous à             fax ou de défendre la anglicité de la                       there, if you’ve got something to say
                                                                                                                        la Gazette. Mais en un de 36 pays offi-           Gazette, cliquez sur www.dalgazette.                        on or en Français, check out www.
                                                                                                                        cialment multilingue du monde, avec               ca/oped.                                                    dalgazette.com to discuss or submit
                                                                                                                        un population Français pas si petit                                                                           articles.
                                                                                                                        à Halifax, pourquoi est notre jour-               If none of the above made sense to
                                                                                                                        nal uniquement en anglais? Seul-                  you, a brief gist: This is Canada. We
                                                                                                                        ment 59 pour-cent des Canadiens                   are a bilingual country and have a
                                                                                      Vive l’Acadie.                    parlent anglais naturalement, faible              fairly decent French-speaking popu-
                                                             • • • Photo by Makaristos via Wikipedia                    majorité. Voulez-vous écrire, ou plus             lation here in Halifax. Shouldn’t this

for hers to skim over them. “Change?” she said and pulled her fingers away. He shook his head once and raised the cool glass to his lips as    she ran off to gossip with the other females. He remained stagnant, watching, and sipped his drink.
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10 staff bios                                                                                                                                                September 9 - September 15, 2011 •

Dylan Matthias                                               Erica Eades                                                   Katrina Pyne                                     Torey Ellis                                               Leilani Graham-Laidlaw
Editor-in-chief                                              Copy Editor/Arts Editor                                       News Editor                                      Assistant News Editor                                     Opinions Editor/
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Online Editor
Dylan is beginning to worry that he’s                        Born in the small town of Almonte,                            Ninety-nine per cent coffee and one              Torey is one of those messy King’s-
been around the Gazette too long,                            Ont., Erica developed an apprecia-                            per cent nervous anxiety makes up                Dal hybrid students, in her third year                    Leilani is the opinions editor and
mostly because he’s now been roped                           tion for the arts at a young age. Her                         Katrina. She may have only entered               of a journalism and Canadian stud-                        the online editor for the Dalhousie
into running the paper for all of the                        childhood was filled with drama                               the journalism program at King’s                 ies combined honours program. She                         Gazette. She likes being busy, and
2010-11 year. He’s a fifth-year stu-                         classes, piano lessons and art camp,                          because she’d watched a lot of the               comes from southern Ontario (not                          to that effect also works at the CBC,
dent trying to do English, journalism                        and during her free time, you could                           Gilmore Girls the night before the               Toronto, thanks very much) and                            writes for various publications, and
and creative writing all at the same                         find her curled up reading in a comfy                         registration deadline, but she’s pretty          plans to use that very marketable                         is in her final year of a bachelor of
time. In his (diminishing) spare time,                       chair, or working on her next great                           sure she’s in the right field now, she           journalism degree to learn about the                      journalism honours program at the
he covers university soccer on vari-                         literary masterpiece (the first being                         thinks. Born and raised in Kings-                other 95 per cent of the country. Most                    University of King’s College. She can
ous blogs and writes speculative fic-                        “The Baby Dragons,” a short story                             ton, Ontario, she spent the summer               of her time is spent either whittling                     usually be found either buried deep
tion novels on such themes as death,                         written at age six about the joys of                          as a rural reporter for her hometown             down that pile of really great books                      into RSS feeds, anywhere there is lots
power and political corruption. He                           friendship and Polly Pockets). Erica                          paper, mostly taking photos of tractor           she just hasn’t been able to get to yet,                  of coffee, or bouncing around like a
enjoys contradictions and wishes                             later settled in Halifax to begin her                         races and fishing excursions. She is             or wandering around a certain Bar-                        magpie after some shiny new story.
time-travel existed right now. He ran                        degree at Dalhousie University. Ini-                          now pleased—no, thrilled—to be tak-              rington St. used bookstore finding
a high school paper called The Wall                          tially studying international develop-                        ing on the role of news editor at the            even better ones.
for two years in very rural Nova Sco-                        ment, her childhood love of reading                           Gazette after many unpaid late nights
tia, and he now realizes that stress                         and the arts motivated her to switch                          working to meet the Gazette deadline
then has nothing on stress now. Drop                         degrees and pursue a major in Eng-                            over the last two years. She is head-
by the office to chat, eat leftover pizza,                   lish with a minor in journalism stud-                         ing into her third year of journalism                      Tomorrow’s Professionals Apply Today!
or volunteer. This paper’s important,                        ies. She began writing for the Dal-                           at King’s doing combined honours
and everyone’s in this together—oth-
erwise Dylan probably would have
                                                             housie Gazette in 2009 and moved up
                                                             to assistant arts editor in 2010. Now
                                                                                                                           with international development stud-
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found something better to devour his                         she’ll be taking on a more substantial                        ing most of the pizza at contributor’s
time by now.                                                 role at the paper as both arts editor                         meetings.
                                                             and copy editor. Erica has big shoes to
                                                             fill this year, but she brings with her a
                                                             solid grasp of the English language,                                                                                   OMSAS         www.ouac.on.ca/omsas/
                                                             and a desire to further the paper,
                                                             whether that’s through increasing                                                                                      Ontario Medical School Application Service
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                                                             reporting, or providing exceptionally                                                                                  for the online application
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                                                             with Erica, stop by a contributors
                                                             meeting on Monday night in room
                                                             312 of the SUB. There’ll be pitches,
                                                             pizza, and a lot of pretty cool people.
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Leslie Gallagher                                                                                                           Ian Froese                                                                                                  February 1, 2011: Application deadline
Assistant Arts Editor                                                                                                      Sports Editor                                                                                                         for first-year French programs
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Leslie Gallagher is entering her fifth                                                                                     Born and raised in rural Manitoba,                                                                                               upper-year programs
and (hopefully) final year of a com-                                                                                       Ian is studying journalism at the Uni-
bined honours degree in English and                                                                                        versity of King’s College. Before writ-
creative writing. Last year, she was                                                                                       ing sports routinely for the Gazette
the entirely overwhelmed editor-in-                                                                                        last year, Ian contributed to the stu-
chief of Verso, copy-editor of Fathom,                                                                                     dent paper at the University of Man-
and president of the English society.                                                                                      itoba. This summer he worked as a                        TEAS          www.ouac.on.ca/teas/
She is also a research assistant with                                                                                      reporter/photographer for The Caril-                     Teacher Education Application Service
the Editing Modernism in Canada                                                                                            lon, an award-winning weekly news-                       December 1, 2011: Application deadline for English programs
project. Her other interests include                                                                                       paper near his hometown.                                 March 1, 2012: Application deadline for French programs
dancing (alone), cooking (for other
people), and playing hide-and-seek
with Winston, her mostly-affable                             Jenna Harvie
guinea pig.                                                  Creative Editor
                                                             Jenna is a writer. She just graduated                                                                                                                         ORPAS        www.ouac.on.ca/orpas/
                                                             from the University of King’s Col-                                                                                                                            Ontario Rehabilitation Sciences Programs
                                                             lege with a BA in english and creative
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Application Service
                                                             writing. She has had the pleasure of
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            (Audiology, Occupational Therapy, Physical Therapy/
                                                             seeing multiple poems and short sto-
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Physiotherapy, Speech-Language Pathology)
                                                             ries published in Halifax and in her
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        January 6, 2012: Application deadline
                                                             hometown of Ottawa. Throughout
                                                             her four years at King’s and Dalhou-
                                                             sie she has worked as fiction editor,
                                                             design editor, and editor-in-chief of                                                                                                                                                      170 Research Lane
                                                             Fathom; design editor of Verso; fic-                                                                                                                                                      Guelph ON N1G 5E2
                                                             tion editor for the Gazette; and Copy                         Angela Gzowski                                                                                                                  www.ouac.on.ca
                                                             Editor for Just. She also writes for a                        Photo Editor
                                                             horror blog where she reviews comics
                                                             and graphic novels. She is continuing                         Angela Gzowski was born in Yellw-
Jonathan Rotsztain
Art Director
                                                             her education at Dalhousie by start-
                                                             ing in computer science where she
                                                                                                                           knife, NWT. She took her Bachelor of
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Editor's note: Masquerade is a serialized short story by creative editor Jenna Harvie. To contribute your fiction or poetry to the Gazette, email   creative@dalgazette.com. Jenna is taking requests for how Masquerade should finish. Let her know your ending at creative@dalgazette.com.
It’s Orientation Week:
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                                                                                             by Ian Froese and Jonathan Rotsztain

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                                                                                             starts singing and dancing the Soulja Boi routine.
                                                                                      He drops his pizza on the ground, picks it up, shoves it in
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                                                                                      Rattle and hum
                                                                                      Local improv collective begins new season at the Bus Stop
                                                                                      Nick Laugher                               ania blues thing.”                        narrative, where the music is just as
                                                                                      Arts Contributor                              Lauding the talents of his cohorts,    integral and up-front as the acting,
                                                                                                                                 Adams is quick to praise both artists     in an improvisational performance of
                                                                                      Outlandishly articulate and fiercely       for their bold dynamics and ecclectic     Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian
                                                                                      dedicated, Norm Adams is an arbiter        styles.                                   Gray. It's something I've never done
                                                                                      of challenging ideas and unbridled            “Arthur is this immaculate blues       before, and I'm both enthralled and
                                                                                      sonic experiences. The artistic direc-     guitar player who's been deeply           terrified,” chuckles Adams.
                                                                                      tor for the boundary-pushing impro-        ensconced in the wilderness in Digby         In preparation for Hoarse Rattle,
                                                                                      visation collective, suddenlyLISTEN,       Neck for about three years. He does       Adams says that little to no rehears-
                                                                                      and the principle cellist for Sym-         a lot with found objects, where he's      ing or planning takes place before-
                                                                                      phony Nova Scotia, Adams is vehe-          manipulating his sound with paper         hand, leaving the piece to a sponta-
                                                                                      mently dedicated to discovering and        plates and tinfoil. He's got this         neous navigation of the ambiance of
                                                                                      showcasing the obscure, incendiary         insane, murky, front-porch blues          the performance and the nuances of
                                                                                      talents of Canadian improvisational        sound going on. Whereas Isaiah is         it’s performers.
                                                                                      artists.                                   playing just this one, huge drum. But        “It'll be the most sonically explor-
                                                                                          Deeply mired in preparation for        he makes it sound as if he's playing a    atory concert this year, a heavy
                                                                                      the 11th incarnation of his impro-         thousand-piece percussion set. He's       emphasis on sound manipulation,”
                                                                                      visational concert series, beginning       extremely versatile—almost star-          explains Adams, referring to the
                                                                                      September 15 at the Bus Stop The-          tlingly so."                              miasma of avant-garde textures col-
                                                                                      atre, Adams is ecstatic about unleash-        In addition to the concerts, Adams     lected by him and his colleagues. “I'm
                                                                                      ing another year.                          and suddenlyLISTEN also run art-          going to be utilizing the body of my
                                                                                        “It's a series of concerts I started     ist workshops, starting September 19      cello for some really out-there acous-
                                                                                      11 years ago, dedicated to provid-         and occurring every other Monday          tic percussion things, as well as doing
                                                                                      ing Canadian musicians, especially         night, where they engage and per-         some digital processing of my sound
                                                                                      improvisational musicians, with the        form with the public to further show-     with a couple of programs I've been
                                                                                      opportunity to play and share their        case musicians and elaborate on the       working with.”
                                                                                      music. Each year I kind of agonize         concept of improvisational playing.          Existing predominantly in the
                                                                                      over these brilliant artists who I love       “It's a really great program,” beams   realm of ideas, Hoarse Rattle will be a
                                                                                      and respect, trying to unveil their        Adams. “We've been running these          very loosely strung-together, off-the-
                                                                                      brilliance and set up interesting col-     workshops for about six years now         cuff experience.
                                                                                      laborations,” says Adams.                  and they're always a huge success.”          “We'll jam together two or three
                                                                                        Throwing open the floodgates for            As for the forthcoming concerts in     times, if we're lucky, but we won't
                                                                                      2011 will be a gritty, thunderous wash     the 2011/2012 calendar year, Adams        rehearse anything and we'll have
                                                                                      of cold-blooded bayou beats and            is anxiously enthusiastic about an        forgotten everything by the time
                                                                                      murky swamp blues, known, tongue           even denser collaborative idea the        we actually perform. That way, you
                                                                                      in cheek, as Hoarse Rattle.                collective will be attempting.            get to feel out the other artists, and
                                                                                        “I had these two artists in mind            “We wanted to do something crazy       immerse yourself in their style and
                                                                                      to work with,” says Adams, “Isaiah         this year, kind of push the envelope      sound without becoming to reliant
                                                                                      Ceccarelli, who's this noisy, rattly,      further. In November we're going          on parts or pieces. When you go out
                                                                                      immense drummer and Arthur Bull,           to be putting on a show that's a col-     there and perform it's all based on
                                                                                      who's this savage, dirty, blues gui-       laboration between improvisational        ideas. You find yourself tapping into
                                                                                      tar player. It will be those two amaz-     musicians and the Irondale Ensem-         this kind of symbiotic, implicit sense
                                                                                      ing artists, as well as myself on cello,   ble, which is a Halifax based the-        of collaboration, without weighing
                                                                                      playing a kind of improvisational,         atre group. We're going to attempt to     yourself down with ideas of what you
Artistic Director of suddenlyLISTEN, Norm Adams. • • • Photo by Angela Gzowski        jaggedly rhythmic, haunted Louisi-         integrate the two in sort of a parallel   ‘should’ be playing.”

 *A*R*T*S B*R*I*E*F*S*
   Bombay Bicycle Club go                    Stephen Malkmus                         decided to join together to record,
   back to their roots                       returns                                 with one of the motivating factors
                                                                                     being the unexpected nature of the
   Following a historic performance          Last week also saw the release of       collaboration.
   at this year’s Reading festival, Brit-    the new solo album by ex-Pave-
   ish indie-rockers Bombay Bicycle          ment frontman, Stephen Malkmus          GLAAD responds to
   Club released their new album last        and his backing band, the Jicks.        Tyler, the Creator’s
   week to glowing reviews.                  Mirror Traffic is the fifth album       VMA win
      The U.K. four-piece gained pop-        by the 1990s guitar god in the past     Speaking of unexpected, at the
   ularity in early 2006 by winning          decade and has him continuing his       recent MTV Video Music Awards,
   an opening slot at London’s Virgin        delivery of wry prose and sunny         Odd Future rapper/producer Tyler,
   Festival through a competition in         guitar-pop.                             the Creator surprised viewers by
   part with Channel 4. After releas-           Coming off 2008’s mostly for-        winning the best new artist award.
   ing their debut album, I Had the          gettable Real Emotional Trash and          But not everyone was pleased
   Blues But I Shook Them Loose in           the subsequent Pavement reunion         with the 20-year-old artist’s grow-
   2009, the band made a brief foray         world tour in 2010, Mirror Traf-        ing acclaim. The Gay & Lesbian
   into acoustic guitar-rock with their      fic has Malkmus delving into less       Alliance    Against    Defamation
   sophomore effort before releasing         abstract songwriting and more           (GLAAD) spoke out about the win,
   their new album, A Different Kind         concise wordplay.                       citing his rampant use of anti-gay
   of Fix on August 30.                                                              and misogynistic lyrics and Twitter
      Speaking with BBC 6 last
   Wednesday, bassist Ed Nash
                                                            ***                      posts. Although he has spoken out
                                                                                     about his shock-based rap as being
   pointed toward an interest in             Jack White’s new posse                  nothing more than experimental
   dance music from front-man Jack           In stranger music news, Pitchfork.      narratives, GLAAD felt his win at
   Steadman as the reason behind the         com reports that White Stripes gui-     the VMA’s could push a broader
   band’s new electronic-based sound.        tarist Jack White has teamed up         acceptance of his hate-speech
      With influences ranging from           with the Insane Clown Posse and         among fans of his music.
   recent indie-rock hit makers Deer-        garage rockers Jeff the Brother-
   hunter and Panda Bear, A Different        hood to produce a new single.                         —Matthew Ritchie
   Kind of Fix offers fans a more in-          The unusual team-up came
   depth record in comparison to the         about after ICP member Violent J
   bare bones guitar rock of their pre-      ran into the fellow Detroit-native in
   vious releases.                           an airport a few months ago. After
                                             discussing their careers, the two
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