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The Holsworthy Benefice Magazine January 2020
The Holsworthy
      Benefice Magazine
        January 2020
For the Parishes of the United Benefice of
  Holsworthy, Bridgerule, Hollacombe,
       Pyworthy with Pancrasweek

     www.holsworthybenefice.org.uk
Your Free Copy – But a Donation of £1 in the Church
        wall safe would be much appreciated.

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Church Contacts
Priest-in-Charge: Mother Elizabeth Burke
The Rectory, Bodmin Street, Holsworthy, EX22 6BH
01409 255490 or 07990 978485           elizabethmaburke*icloud.com
Reader:        Mrs Mary Aicheler 01409 259271

Benefice Administrator:

Pewsheet Administrator:

St. Peter & St. Paul, Holsworthy:
Church Wardens:
Mrs Mary Osborne           01409 253115 bettinemary*gmail.com
Mr Robert Beckford         01409 254804 robertbeckford31*gmail.com
Bell Captain: Mr Ralph Chapman 01409 253040

St. Bridget, Bridgerule:
Churchwardens:
Mr T. Bowden 01288 381247
Mr P. Harris 01288 381329

St. Petroc, Hollacombe:
Churchwarden:
Mrs Teresa Davy     01409 281235
Mr Paul Dymond 01288 381309

St. Swithun, Pyworthy:
Churchwarden:
Vacancy

St. Pancras, Pancrasweek:
Churchwardens:
Robert Wright       01409 253300
Roger Vanstone      01409 240165

Parish Magazine Editorial Team Leader
Mary Beckford      01409 254804 marybeckford31*gmail.com

Webmaster
Bob Beckford           01409 254804 robertbeckford31*gmail.com

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Contents
Church Contacts                                                                2
Contents                                                                       3
From The Rectory                                                               4
News From The Churches In Our Benefice                                         6
Jackpot Draw Result                                                            9
Holsworthy Methodist Church Thursday Group Programme                           9
God in the Arts                                                                12
Service Chart for January 2020                                                 14
General News from the Parish Pump                                              16
St. James-the-Least-of All                                                     19
Cartoons and Smile Line                                                        22
The January Puzzle Pages                                                       23
All in the Month of January                                                    24
High Days and Holy Days in January                                             25
Some Useful Numbers                                                            27
Puzzle Solutions                                                               28

If you have anything you would like to be considered for publication in our
magazine please give it to the editor by the 20th of the preceding month.
It can be sent by email or hand written. Our printer in Bude can usually
reproduce photographs to a reasonable standard. If you want any hard
copy or pictures returned please ensure your name and address is on the
back.

This magazine is produced for the churches of St. Peter and St. Paul Holsworthy; St.
Bridget’s, Bridgerule; St. Petroc, Hollacombe; St. Swithun, Pyworthy; St. Pancras,
Pancrasweek; and is the only publication promoting the views and vision of the benefice.
The contents of this magazine do not necessarily reflect the views of the individual PCC’s
but are those of individual contributors.

Supporting our Advertisers
The advertisers in this magazine cover the cost of production so that we are able to
distribute it free of charge. Whilst pleased to welcome advertisements, the PCC’s of
the United Churches of the Holsworthy Benefice cannot offer endorsement of any
specific advertiser or event.

…but if you respond to one of our advertisers please tell them you saw their advert
in our Benefice Magazine.

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Not from the rectory
May I wish you a good new year and ask are you
having a good Christmas?

For yes we are still in the Christmas season, the world may have moved on and
adverts on the TV changed to sales or holidays but as the church we still celebrate
the birth of Christ and on January 1st his naming and circumcision in the temple
and on the 6th or Sunday the 7th we will celebrate the coming of the wise men.
They were not kings and we do not know how many only that they offered three
gifts.

                        They came from to somewhere in the east and as
                        astrologers they were searching the skies and saw a new
                        star which told them of the birth of an important new king
                        in Judea. They thought they should honour his arrival so
                        set out to where they thought he would be born, namely
                        the Jerusalem and the king’s palace. How long the journey
                        took we do not know may be up to two years

                         We too as a nation at this time will be setting out on a
                         new journey leaving the EU and becoming our own nation
taking control. That’s the vision but in fact is taking us into unknown territory and
might not lead to where we thought we were going as that is what happened to the
wise men.

When they got to Herod’s palace there was no baby! Herod worried about what
he had heard asked the priests if they knew, they searched through the scriptures.
It was true a baby who would be a king would be born but in Bethlehem. Herod
saw this as a threat but played it cool and sent the wise men off to find him.

We too through the election have sent the government off
to find the best way forward, a deal that will, we hope be
both good for us and for the rest of the EU for after all
they are still our friends. The wise men found baby Jesus,
gave him gifts of gold frankincense and myrrh. Then being
warned went home another way.

Herod was up to no good and God needed time to protect his son, if sadly not all
the baby boys two years or under in Bethlehem. How many of them were killed we
do not know. If only the wise men had not presumed the birth would be in
Jerusalem their lives might have been saved.
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The government too will need guidance as they move forward on our behalf and as
Christians we have an important part to play in that process we need to pray daily
for our Government and Parliament including our Bishops in the house of Lords
and those in power in the EU that the right solution will be made for all, Though I
am sure there will be casualties on the way and we as a church need to be there to
comfort and support them.

2020 will be a very different year than many we have seen in the past, therefore
make it your resolution that it will be one of prayer and worship of care and love.

Yours.

Mary your reader.

                            January 2020 Magazine

We are sorry if this magazine reaches you a little later than usual. The press date
of the 20th of the month clashed with the Christmas festivities and with printer
taking a well-deserved break for Christmas the delay was inevitable. Hopefully the
February edition will be back on time. The editorial team would like to take this
opportunity to wish you a Happy New Year.

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News from the Churches in our Benefice

St. Peter and St. Paul, Holsworthy
By Bob Beckford

Photo to the right is by Rodney Parish Ó

Fund Raising

If you attend Holsworthy Parish Church you
will have seen on the Sunday pew sheet and
also probably received a letter from Mother
Elizabeth concerning the shortfall we have at present for our share towards the
Common Fund. At the time of writing we are still short of something approaching
£3500. Anything you can do to reduce this shortfall will be very much appreciated.

Unfortunately, with such a large church to run, our overheads are very large, just
heating the church for Sunday and special occasion services costs us in the region of
£1500 to £2000 a year for heating oil. To heat the church for a Sunday morning
service costs somewhere around £50 to £70 a time depending on the outside
temperature.

We are very fortunate that we have some volunteers who help with the church
maintenance, here is an example of something we recently did in preparation for
the Advent and Christmas festivities. The church had become rather dim inside
due to electric lamp failures. We therefore replaced 5 electric lamps in the nave
and side aisles at a cost of nearly £50 for the lamps. We probably saved £400 by
doing the job ourselves using ladders. I am told that some electrical contractors
would not even entertain doing the job unless they had the use of a cherry picker
(hydraulic hoist) and for that you can add another £400 for hiring the cherry picker.

We are so lucky to have our regular volunteers who help with the cleaning of the
church, we also have our team of volunteers who help to keep the outside of the
church free of ivy and make sure the gutters, rainwater pipes and drains are clear.
Without that voluntary help our bills would be even greater. So thank you to
everyone who helps. Please keep supporting any fund raising activity arranged by
the PCC or the Friends of Holswothy Church, it is important that we do raise this
money.

It is also probably a good time to thank the little team that help the churchwardens
with opening and closing the church. The visitor’s book frequently has comments
saying how much the church being open is appreciated.
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Christmas Lights Switch On - Hamper and The Bear Naming
Competition.

Thank you for the donations of gifts for the Christmas hampers. We were in the
square for the Christmas lights switch on selling tickets for the hamper and the
teddy naming competition, we even sold a couple of lottery tickets so being out
there in the cold proved to be worthwhile.

Christmas Carols in The Holsworthy Pubs December 13th

On a very wet and windy Friday evening fourteen of us met in the White Hart for
our first session of carol singing. Joined by customers in the hotel bar we made a
splendid sound and our 30 minute slot was soon over. From there we made our
way to the Corner Café where we entertained those using the café and those in
the queue waiting for their fish and chips. Our reward for singing here was a supply
of lovely freshly fried chips, courtesy of Nick Cousins. From here we moved on to
the New Market Inn for another 30 minutes of singing and then it was to the Kings
Arms for another sing along. Finally it was back to the Corner Café again for tea,
coffee and mince pies, courtesy of Nick for which we were very grateful. Our
intention was to raise the church profile out in the community whilst at the same
time using the opportunity to raise funds for the church. Sadly there were not the
numbers in the pubs that we had anticipated, the weather that night was so foul we
were not altogether that surprised, we still managed to collect £46.04 for which we
are grateful.

Holsworthy Church Volunteers

We hope you enjoy the refreshments after the Sunday morning service. Are you
able to help with this?
The church is dusted and vacuumed each week and the more people we have on
the rota the less frequently your turn will come around. All cleaning equipment
and materials provided. This tends to be done in pairs. If you can help with either
of these please speak to Sue Bumby.

Burn’s Supper 24th January - In the Memorial Hall.

Last year’s event was so successful the decision has been made to do it again.
Burns night comes at that time of year when things seem a bit flat so why not get a
group of friends together and book a table.
Please see posters or the website for more information. Tickets available from
Thomas Westcott, White Hart Hotel and members of Holsworthy PCC.

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The Sunday Night Club

NEW for youth 13+ year olds. 1st and 3rd Sundays 6-8pm has started and is going
well. If you know of anyone in that age range who might be interested, please
speak to Mother Elizabeth or Ruth Jones (Ecumenical Youth Worker)

St. Petroc, Hollacombe
by Margaret Stacey

THE ‘OLD’ YEAR..........2019

Whilst we think of December as the end of the year, it is of course the beginning of
the church’s new year which we celebrated at Evensong on December 1st, lighting
the first Advent Candle on the first day of Advent and our rich purple colours.
It always seems a short season to be in the purple colours but actually combined
with Lent, is almost a quarter of the year.

Despite a couple of initial setbacks we were delighted to welcome a full church for
our annual Traditional Lessons & Carols on 27th December. For some people it
was their first time at Hollacombe Church. We were rewarded with a full church
taking every chair so were especially pleased to see the ‘new’ chairs used to
capacity kindly donated by The Bevan Family (Tom & Gemma, nee Isaac).
Everyone commented on the lovely atmosphere and after the service enjoyed the
refreshments and time to catch up with friends. One ‘new comer’ even remarked
on a plaque erected on the south wall by Miss Florence Mason, former
churchwarden in memory of her parents, many many years ago. It is good the
church has been kept up & going by generations past for us to be able to enjoy &
worship in today.
One of our attendees on this occasion was married in the church over 60years ago.
We also welcomed 2 very young people, just tots. Lovely to see them & they
behaved impeccably, not a squeak.
Hollacombe Church would like to a Thank ALL who read, gave their time &
offerings and contributions to make this a memorable occasion.

THE ‘NEW’ YEAR..........2020
Services commence (weather permitting, please check with the web site or
churchwardens IF the conditions suggest otherwise)
Sunday 5th January      3pm Evensong
Sunday 19th January     9.30am Holy communion
Sunday 2nd February     3pm Evensong.
All services are from Book of Common Prayer.
We wish EVERYONE a Happy and Peaceful 2020
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Across all the churches in the benefice
Thank you to everyone who helped in any way to make the churches look so
special for Christmas, to everyone that helped with the singing, the catering and the
cleaning. The hard work does get noticed and is appreciated. Thank you.

    The Friend’s of Holsworthy Parish Church St Peter’s
                   Monthly Jackpot Draw
  The winners of the Draw, drawn on 20th December were –
  1st Prize, £27.50 – ticket number 108, Michael from Derriton Road
  2nd Prize, £5.50 – ticket number 81, Sean from Pins Park
  You can still purchase a ticket and join in for the next 3 months, price of the
  ticket to be included in the January draw is £3.
  Please speak to Helen Narborough our treasurer or a member of the PCC if
  you would like to purchase a ticket.

                            Holsworthy Methodist Church
                                  Thursday Group
                               Programme 2019/2020

                                        2020
  Jan 2nd “FORMATION OF HOLSWORTHY TRAVEL” Ron Gerry
  Jan 16th “THE MAN SHED & YOUTH CENTRE” John Allin
  Jan 30th “MY JOURNEY TO HERE” Michelle Hogarth
  Feb 13th “THE CINNAMON TRUST” Tricia Glover
  Feb 27th “COMING UP FROM DOWN UNDER” Lynda and Cliff Vickery
  March 12th “OLD LAUNCESTON” Rob Tremain
  March 26th “THE MARATIME ISLANDS” John & Stella Burnard
  April 9th “MAUNDY THURDAY COMMUNION” Clive Smale
  April 23rd “A GAMES EVENING” Sylvia Simpson
  May 7th “MY VISIT TO JAPAN” Christine Williams
  May 21st AGM Followed by Hilary Vivian

  All meetings at 7.30pm unless stated otherwise, for further information please contact
  Doreen Buckingham (Tel: 253462)

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BURNS NIGHT
        24th January 2020
         7pm to Midnight
Memorial Hall, Holsworthy, EX22 6DJ

TRADITIONAL BURNS SUPPER
          WITH CEILIDH
Piper, Live Band, Toasts & Poetry

     THREE COURSE MEAL

           £32 a ticket
Individual tickets or tables up to twelve

                 Tickets from;
             The White Hart Hotel
             or Thomas Westcott

           FOR HOLSWORTHY CHURCH FUNDS

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MEN'S RUGBY RAMBLE
              Sunday 23rd February 2020
Get the boys onside and sign up for our BRAND NEW EVENT for 2020!

This is your chance to make a real difference to support local men who are
going through the toughest of times and need the care of North Devon
Hospice.

Our Men's Rugby Ramble is a 5 mile circular walk from Barnstaple Rugby
Club. You will kick off with a delicious hot pasty at the start before
walking to our English Rose Bar where you can enjoy a refreshing pint
courtesy of St Austell Brewery. Onwards to our Irish Shamrock bar where
you will be met with a pint of Guinness before you touchdown at the Rugby
Club once more.

Back at Club you will finish with another celebratory pint of beer and a
choice of hot buffet, including curry, before watching the Six Nations
England v Ireland game on the big screen! You will also receive a branded
beanie to wear during the walk to show your solidarity for local men being
cared for by North Devon Hospice.

Sign up today at www.northdevonhospice.org.uk.
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God in the Arts
Editor: The Rev Michael Burgess begins a series on animals and birds as seen in art and
scripture… this will run throughout 2020.

‘He gave us eyes to see them’: ‘The Peaceable Kingdom’ by Edward Hicks

St Francis’ Canticle of the Sun invites all creatures to praise God the Creator. But
we live in a world of climate change and global warming. A thousand species are at
risk of extinction in the United Kingdom alone. The richness of creation St Francis
knew in his day is no longer. We need to heed the urgent call to care for the
biodiversity of our planet and its richness in plant and animal life. This year we shall
be looking at animals and birds - their grace and strength, their beauty and wonder
- as reflected in art and scripture, and so learn to value the glory of Creation all
around us.

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Isaiah in chapter 11 had a vision of a special child who would bring paradise to the
earth once more. He spoke of a world where the wolf would lie down with the
lamb, and the leopard with the kid. It is the theme of ‘The Peaceable Kingdom’ by
the American Quaker artist, Edward Hicks. This subject occupied all his artistic
talent for he painted almost a hundred versions. Sixty still exist and this one is from
1834.

The foreground is occupied by not just one child, but several. They are innocent
and free, playing with the animals around - lion, tiger, leopard, bear, wolf, cow and
lamb. There is no sign of ‘nature red in tooth and claw’ here. All is peace and
tranquillity. The bear and cow nudge each other in the bottom corner with no fear.
That peaceful co-existence is echoed in the distance with William Penn and other
Quakers working on a treaty with the Indians. The animals in the foreground
symbolise the human traits we see at work in the background: leadership and
power, sensitivity and gentleness.

Edward Hicks as he worked on later versions knew that this peace was not a
straightforward achievement. Selfishness, pride and greed got in the way. But the
vision remained. Follow the inner light of God’s grace, he is saying in his art, and
that harmony can be achieved. Cherish the world around and give thanks for its
rich variety and colour. Then we can follow Edward Hicks and St Francis in caring
for ‘all creatures great and small.’

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General News from The Parish Pump

Remember the Millennium Bug?

Just over 20 years ago, there was widespread panic – or at least deep concern –
over what might happen when the calendar switched over to the year 2000 on 1st
January, and the effect on computers of the so-called Y2K ‘Millennium Bug’.

The problem was that computers so long ago were laughably short of memory, and
to save space, years in dates had all been recklessly programmed with two figures –
for example 80, instead of the full 1980. So, when they reached 2000, no-one knew
what would happen. Would the computers think they were back at 00, the
beginning of time, or in some other dimension where time had no meaning?

Possible consequences ranged from the Second Coming to explosions in nuclear
plants and aircraft falling out of the sky. Many experts predicted disaster of one
kind or another. Churches were not immune. But in the end more or less nothing
happened. Some put this down to the preventative work done by computer
technicians – at a price – while others thought it was never going to happen
anyway.

The cost of countering the Y2K Bug threat cost Britain nearly £400 million. There
were problems, but nothing huge – except the sigh of relief.

Bridge Over Troubled Water

The album Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel was released 50
years ago, on 26th January 1970. It topped the charts in ten countries and sold 25
million records. It was their fifth and final studio album.

The song itself, one of their most widely known, was influenced by gospel music,
especially the Swan Silvertones’ version of Mary Don’t You Weep, which includes the
line “I’ll be your bridge over deep water, if you trust in my name” – a debt
acknowledged by Simon.

Art Garfunkel initially refused to sing lead on the song, but was eventually
persuaded, with Paul Simon transposing the key to suit him. Simon wanted a gospel
piano sound, and so hired session musician Larry Knechtel. The song was initially
two verses long, but he thought it was too short and asked Knechtel to play a third
verse, to which he wrote more lyrics.

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Despite the many accolades that followed, the duo split up later in 1970, with
Garfunkel concentrating on his film career.

Simon and Garfunkel are both Jewish, and many of the later songs written by Simon
have Christian overtones – this stunning song is no exception.

When we found Antarctica

It was 200 years ago, on the 27th and 30th of January 1820, that Antarctica was
discovered. A Russian expedition sighted the Fimbul Ice Shelf, but not land. Three
days later a captain in the British Royal Navy sighted the Trinity Peninsula.

Neither of these achievements is totally beyond dispute, mainly because of the
difficulty of distinguishing between snow-covered land, islands, icebergs and ice
shelves.

Russian Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen, using English books and charts
stemming from his hero James Cook, who first circumnavigated the continent, led a
Russian expedition which had considerable success but was largely ignored on his
return. He definitely came within 20 miles of the Antarctic mainland and should
have been able to see it.

Three days later Briton Edward Bransfield, searching waters south of the South
Shetlands with William Smith, had the first confirmed sighting of the Antarctic land
mass – snow-topped mountains – and in November the same year American
Nathaniel Palmer, part of a sealing fleet, also claimed a sighting. Another sealer,
John Davis, from Connecticut but born in Surrey, was probably the first to land on
the Antarctic, in 1821.

The same year, von Bellingshausen came south again and became the second sailor
after Cook to circumnavigate the continent. Russia remained unimpressed.

Old words, new meanings

In the 1990s a stream was a small river, the web was what spiders built in your
shed, a net was something you used to catch things, the cloud brought rain, and
tweeting was what birds did.

Not anymore. In recent years these words from the ‘natural world’ have been so
overtaken by technology that now they are used more in technology than in their
original, natural state.

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For example, the word ‘web’ is now used only seven per cent with regard to
nature, and the word ‘cloud’ is down to 77 per cent for nature. The research was
commissioned by the National Trust, who are concerned that ‘as a nation, we are
losing our connection with nature.”

As one academic in the study explained: “Language represents what is important to
a culture or society. Nature language being replaced or used less frequently
suggests nature potentially becoming less important or being replaced by other
things.”

Your dog and the postman

Here’s a New Year Resolution for your dog: don’t eat the postman (or woman).

The Royal Mail’s recent request, that dog owners distract their pets by feeding
them before the postman comes, follows a surge of dog attacks on postmen and
women, averaging out at 47 a week for the past year. In all, nearly 25,000 separate
attacks took place, some of them leaving life-changing injuries.

As 35 per cent of attacks happen at the front door or in the garden, dog owners
are also being asked to keep their pets shut away while the post is being delivered.

Diabetes could ‘bankrupt’ the health service

Our appetites are killing us. Hospitals are now treating 5,000 type 2 diabetics a
day. The head of the NHS, Simon Stevens, blames “our ever-expanding waistlines”,
as obesity is the major cause of Type 2 diabetes.

More than 1.7 million people were admitted to hospital last year with type 2
diabetes. That cost the NHS an estimated £22million a day. Health campaigners
call the trend ‘staggering’, as two in three adults are now overweight or obese.

Overall, more than 10 per cent of all NHS drug spending is now devoted to
diabetes. The NHS Digital Report shows the overall bill to treat diabetics has
reached more than £1billion.

Tam Fry, of the National Obesity Forum, warns: ‘The level of diabetes is a national
crisis that is blighting millions of people’s lives and could even bankrupt the NHS.”
13million adults are now classified as obese.

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January 2020 – Letter from St. James the Least of All

The Rev Dr Gary Bowness continues his letters from ‘Uncle
Eustace’…
Happily, the Church of England still retains some singular
parish clergy. Take the parish of St. James-the-Least in the
county of C....... for example. Here the elderly Anglo-Catholic
vicar, Eustace, continues his correspondence to Darren, his nephew, a low-church
curate recently ordained…

On how to mix town and country – or not

The Rectory
St James the Least

Mr dear Nephew Darren

Your idea for our two churches to hold a combined New
Year’s Day walk was an admirable one, although I could
sense a certain clash of cultures when your party
arrived at the starting point with boots, waterproofs
and GPS equipment. Our own group, rather anticipating
tottering between tea shops, with a little light
shopping in between, sported tweed suits, shopping bags
and furled umbrellas.

Even the two sets of dogs seemed bemused with one
another, with your Westies and King Charles spaniels
making enough noise to scare all the wildlife in the
county, and our Retrievers puzzled why the pheasants
were not dropping from the sky. Dear Miss Mill’s
miniature poodle, with the painted toenails, will
probably need life-long counselling; the furthest she
had walked previously was from her bed to beside the
dining room table.

The electronic navigation equipment brought by members
of your group made me think that if only the wise men
had had these blessings, they wouldn’t have had to
follow anything as unreliable as a star. Although I
suppose that instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh,

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they would then have arrived with an MP3 player, a
mobile phone which would have been obsolete before
Jesus’ first birthday and a CD of Madonna’s greatest
hits.

I do concede that our two congregations learned much
from one another. Our ladies were most interested to
hear about the latest in personal trainers, while yours
discovered how to bring a pan of jam to a rolling boil.
Your men seemed impressed to hear of squirrel shooting
while ours gathered useful tips for caravanning abroad.
And poor Miss Mill’s poodle learned that the great
outdoors was a parallel and hostile universe.

By mid-afternoon, however, the balance of power shifted.
When the leader of the walk from your group lost his
SatNav, our members felt the need to assert themselves.
The gentlemen navigated using wind direction, moss on
trees and angles of the sun, while our ladies, with
tweed skirts furled somewhat higher than one would have
wished, showed yours how to wade through peat bog
without complaining.

Perhaps town and country really can learn from one
another. But if Major Bullock’s wife arrives for Mattins
next Sunday sporting the latest gym gear, you will have
much to answer for.

Your loving uncle,

Eustace

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Smile Line for January

     Quick

      A young husband was in big
     trouble when he forgot his
     wedding anniversary. His wife
     told him, “Tomorrow there
     better be something in the
     driveway for me that goes from
     zero to 200 in two seconds flat”.

     The next morning the wife
     found a small package in the
     driveway. She opened it and
     found brand-new bathroom
     scales.

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The Puzzle Pages                 January 2019 Crossword
(The solution to this crossword puzzle can be found on page 28)

                                                Across
                                                1 ‘Again Peter denied it, and at
                                                that moment a — began to crow’
                                                (John 18:27) (4)
                                                3 Fetters (Job 33:11) (8)
                                                8 Perform on a musical instrument
                                                (1 Samuel 16:23) (4)
                                                9 Paul describes it as ‘the third
                                                heaven’ (2 Corinthians 12:2–4) (8)
                                                11 Loyally (Deuteronomy 11:13)
                                                (10)
                                                14 Hens? Me? (anag.) (6)
                                                15 Not visible (Matthew 6:6) (6)
                                                17 Predicted site of the final great
                                                battle (Revelation 16:16) (10)

20    Jacob’s youngest son (Genesis 35:18) (8)
21    One of Zophar’s eleven sons (1 Chronicles 7:36) (4)
22    For example, London, Paris, Rome (8)
23    United Society for the Propagation of the Gospel (1,1,1,1)

Down
1   Favourite church activity: Fellowship round a — — — (3,2,3)
2   Divinely bestowed powers or talents (8)
4   Pile together (1 Thessalonians 2:16) (4,2)
5   Commanded to justify (John 8:13) (10)
6   Timothy’s grandmother (2 Timothy 1:5) (4)
7   Killed (Psalm 78:34) (4)
10  One of Graham Kendrick’s best-known songs, — — King (3,7)
12  Indecency (Mark 7:22) (8)
13  Unceasing (Jeremiah 15:18) (8)
16  He prophesied ‘the abomination that causes desolation’ (Matthew 24:15) (6)
18  British Board of Film Classification (1,1,1,1)
19  Pans (anag.) (4)

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January 2019 Sudoku (Solution on page 28)

All in the Month of January
It was:
80 years ago, on 8th Jan 1940 that food rationing began in Britain (bacon, butter
and sugar).

75 years ago, on 2nd Jan 1945 that the British RAF and US Army Air Force bombed
the city of Nuremburg, destroying 90% of its medieval centre within one hour.

70 years ago, on 23rd Jan 1950 that the Israeli Knesset declared Jerusalem the
capital of Israel.

65 years ago, on 25th Jan 1955 that the world’s first atomic clock was unveiled by
scientists at the National Physical Laboratory in the UK. It measured time by
counting the vibrations of cesium-133 atoms. It was accurate to one second every
300 years.

50 years ago, on 22nd Jan 1970 that the Boeing 747 ‘Jumbo Jet’ went into service
on its first regularly scheduled commercial flight, from New York to London.

30 years ago, on 31st Jan 1990 that Russia’s first McDonald’s fast-food restaurant
opened in Moscow. It is said that 30,000 hamburgers were sold the first morning.
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25 years ago, on 3rd Jan 1995 that the World Health Organisation reported that
the cumulative total of reported AIDS cases had passed the one million mark, with
cases reported in 192 countries. With unreported cases included, the total was
estimated to be approximately 4.5 million.

20 years ago, on 31st Jan 2000, British family doctor Harold Shipman was jailed for
life for murdering 15 of his patients. He is thought to have killed at least 215
patients, making him Britain’s worst-ever serial killer.

10 years ago, on 4th Jan 2010 the Burj Khalifa in Dubai opened. It is the world’s
tallest structure, at 2,722 feet (829.8 metres).

Also 10 years ago, on 12th Jan 2010 that the Haiti earthquake killed at least
100,000 people, and devastated the capital, Port-au-Prince.

High Days and Holy Days in January
6 January - Epiphany

On 6th January we celebrate Epiphany - the visit of the Wise Men to the baby
Jesus. But who were these Wise Men? No one knows for sure. Matthew calls
them ‘Magi’, and that was the name of an ancient caste of a priestly kind from
Persia. It wasn’t until the third century that they were called kings - by a church
father, Tertullian.

Another church father, Origin, assumed there were three - to correspond with the
gifts given. Later Christian interpretation came to understand gold as a symbol of
wisdom and wealth, incense as a symbol of worship and sacrifice, and myrrh as a
symbol of healing - and even embalming. Certainly, Jesus challenged and set aright
the way in which the world handled all three of these things. Since the 8th century,
the Magi have had the names Balthasar, Caspar and Melchior.

11 January      Mary Slessor of Calabar

Courage, vision and leadership are found in the most unlikely of places.

Mary Slessor was born in December 1848 into a wretchedly poor family. Her
father was an alcoholic who lost his job as a shoemaker. Mary was the second of
seven children, and in 1859 they moved from Aberdeen into the fetid slums of
Dundee. Her father and mother worked in the mills, and Mary joined them there
when she turned 11.
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When Mary’s father and both brothers died of pneumonia, Mary’s mother struggled
on to keep Mary and her two sisters alive. By the time Mary was 14 she was doing
a 12-hour day as a jute maker.

But life was not all drudgery. Mary’s mother was a devout Christian who read the
family Bible to her daughters, and also the Missionary Record, a monthly publication
from the United Presbyterian Church. The stories of the missionaries captivated
Mary. When she heard that David Livingstone, the great missionary explorer, had
died, she decided that she would follow in his footsteps. She wanted to devote her
life to taking the gospel to Africa. She was 25.

In August 1876 the Presbyterians sent her out to Calabar, Nigeria, an area where
no European had ever yet set foot. With her red hair and blue eyes, Mary grabbed
attention wherever she went, but despite recurring illness and constant danger,
Mary settled happily among the tribes. She learned their traditions, quickly
becoming fluent in their language, Efik. Soon she won the confidence of their tribal
leaders. She taught their children and was soon determined to put an end to some
of their barbaric practises, such as the killing of twins (whom they thought were
evil).

Over the years Mary put an end to many witchcraft practises, and she adopted
every twin child she found abandoned. And she talked endlessly about Jesus Christ,
the passion of her life.

Mary was tough – she made long trips through the jungles and took canoes up
remote rivers. When her shoes gave out, she went barefoot. Her great passion
was to go to ‘the regions beyond’ with the Gospel. She thrived in places and
among people who would have terrified most women in her day.

It has been written of her: ‘Practically singlehanded she tamed and transformed
three pagan communities in succession. It is a question if the career of any other
woman missionary has been marked by so many strange adventures, daring feats,
signal providences, and wonderful achievements." (Dr Robert H. Glover, The
Progress of World-Wide Missions.)

When in 1901 Southern Nigeria became a British Protectorate, Mary was
appointed the first ever female Magistrate in the British Empire. She became a
skilful diplomatic emissary.
She was known for saying: "It is not Mary Slessor, but God and our united prayers
that have brought the blessings to Calabar. Christ shall have all the honour and
glory for the multitudes saved."
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When she finally died of fever in January 1915 the native Christian girls and women
wept bitterly: “Our mother is dead. Everybody's mother has left us.”

Mary Slessor once wrote to a friend who had long prayed for her: "I have always
said that I have no idea how or why God has carried me over so many funny and
hard places, and made these hordes of people submit to me, or why the
Government should have given me the privilege of a Magistrate among them,
except in answer to prayer made at home for me. It is all beyond my
comprehension.”

Some Useful Numbers
Holsworthy Benefice Priest-in-Charge:
Mother Elizabeth Burke, The Rectory, Bodmin Street, Holsworthy, EX22 6BH
elizabethmaburke*icloud.com           01409 255490 or 07990 978485

Primary School                                          253700
Holsworthy Community College                            253430
Library                                                 253514
Health Centre                                           253692
Sports Hall                                             254013
Holsworthy Visitor Centre                               254185
Brownies (M Galjardt)                                   254727
Guides (Jane Crocombe)                                  211319
Scouts (Cathy Withall)                                  254803
Town Clerk                                              253312
Memorial Hall                                           255450
Holsworthy Play Group (Dawn Bewes)                      253825
Holsworthy Hospital                                     253424
Boots the Chemist                                       255295
Lloyds Pharmacy                                         253461
Stagecoach South West                                   01392 42 77 11
National Rail Enquiries                                 03457 48 49 50
Revd. Richard Freeman (Bradworthy Benefice)             01409 241315
CAB (Citizen’s Advice Bureau)                           02444 111 444
(Weekdays 9.30 am – 4.00 pm)
Samaritans                                              116 123

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