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                                                                                                                                             Issue 159: November 3, 2017
In this issue:             •Hot new watches make wearers cool •By the Byfield •Nomadding by land and sea

Rollovers ... a towie’s tale
Towing firm shares lessons
  learned from attending
hundreds of caravan crashes

The number of caravan
crashes on Australian roads
seems to be on the rise, and
one group more qualified
than most to offer an opinion
on why this is so are the tow
truck drivers who almost
weekly attend a scene of high-
way carnage.
The team at Clayton’s Towing
on Queensland’s Sunshine
Coast has literally seen the
aftermath of hundreds of
caravan rollovers and general
manager, Mike Clayton, says
they have noticed a number of
recurring themes.
“With each crash, as we a have          Clayton’s Towing has attended the scenes of many caravan accidents         Pics: Clayton’s Towing

interest in caravanning, we
look at what we think caused       good to tow even a 2.5-tonne       as taking note of where items       Of course, local conditions are
it and often chat to the drivers   van.”                              are in the van and what water       another contributory factory
about their experiences and        Mr Clayton is also seriously       levels are sitting at.              in many accidents. Mr Clay-
what they did,” he said. “We       concerned that some grey no-       “Lots of caravans we collect        ton says that around the
look how they set their van        mads don’t realise the impor-      after accidents - when they         Nambour area where he is
up, and how different vans are     tance of having the weight in      stay together - we do see           based there are a lot of sec-
manufactured.”                     their van correctly distributed    evenly balanced with the tow        tions of highway that are
Mr Clayton stresses that           … and warns it isn’t as simple     bar up in the air, or are able      downhill, with slight bends,
his personal views were not        as hooking up and hitting the      to pick the drawbar up with         and with some cross winds
formed in reaction to one          road.                              one hand,” he said. “This is        involved.
particular caravan crash, but      “It actually needs weight at the   a recipe for disaster and we        “In real terms with the num-
rather from an overview of         front loaded up to be safer and    consider the biggest factor for     ber of caravans on the road
potential contributing causes      a lot of these caravans have got   a lot of crashes we attend.”        there are no more crashes
in multiple incidents.             limited table weight,” he said.    Mr Clayton believes that bet-       than other vehicles,” he said.
“Firstly, there is no doubt the    “Which is why they get this        ter education could lead to a       “But the mess and disruption,
heavier towing vehicle is, the     fishtail happening and then it’s   dramatic reduction in caravan       as well as stress they cause as
better,” he said. “Just because    all over.”                         accidents, and has previously       they are often people’s homes,
it says on paper that a vehicle    Mr Clayton urges travellers        suggested online courses with       puts them in the limelight.”
can tow 3.5-tonne it doesn’t       to buy a tow ball weight scale     a certificate issued, rather than
mean you’re going to be all        and check the weight, as well      a special caravanning licence.      Click to comment

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                                                                                                                                            Issue 159: November 3, 2017
Over land and sea
Couple take the high road,
                                                                                                             Nomads in Brief
                                                                                                            Croc shock
                                                                                                            Two crocodiles have been
  then the high seas to                                                                                     spotted at the Cairns Es-
  experience Australia                                                                                      planade in broad daylight.
                                                                                                            A small saltie, estimated to
                                                                                                            be two metres long, came
Most full-time grey nomads                                                                                  within 50 metres of a chil-
who decide to take a break                                                                                  dren’s playground, while a
from life on the open road                                                                                  much larger reptile, estimat-
tend to move back into a                                                                                    ed to be at least four metres
house rather than turning to                                                                                long, was seen swimming
life on the open water … but                                                                                nearby.
Austin and Jillian Lawrence
aren’t most grey nomads!          Austin and Jillian (left) hit the road in their van (above right), then   Lifestyle Expo
Back in 2012, the couple from             they decided to take to the water (bottom right)                  The Sydney Camping
Lake Macquarie in New South                                                                                 Lifestyle Expo runs from
Wales put their belongings                                                                                  November 3-6 at Sydney
                                  fered the job of gardener and        sail for a new form of adven-
in storage, rented out their                                                                                Olympic Park. Some 150
                                  suddenly found herself learn-        ture took hold.
house and went in search of                                                                                 exhibitors and hundreds of
                                  ing to ride a ride-on mower          “We put the caravan up for
adventure in their brand new                                                                                brands of RVs, holiday park
                                  and use hedge trimmers.              sale and started looking for
21’ Vacationer Holiday Series                                                                               stalls, and hiking and travel
                                  “For the four months we were         another yacht to enjoy doing
caravan towed by a Holden                                                                                   accessories will be in evi-
                                  there, we were very busy with        some more bluewater cruis-
Colorado twin cab ute with a                                                                                dence. Adult tickets are $25
                                  each of our jobs and endured         ing,” said Gillian. “And it
canopy.                                                                                                     and a two-day pass is $40.
                                  the continual 32/34 degree           didn’t take too long to find
They started their journey        heat,” she said. “I, on many         a suitable boat that we were         Outback boost
with a bang by hotfooting it      occasions walked through             happy with, a 37’ Cape Barren        The federal government
up to the Northern Territory      the sprinklers to cool off and       Goose named ‘Korawinga’.”            has approved $100 million
where Austin had unexpect-        we also had a lot of fun with        As they were already familiar        funding for 13 high priority
edly been offered a temporary     our co-workers; jillaroos,           with cruising areas on the           upgrade projects on the
job on a remote cattle sta-       jackeroos, cattlemen, and the        New South Wales coast, the           Outback Way. Over 200
tion servicing all the motor      governess to the owner’s three       couple spent a bit of time           kilometres of Outback Way,
vehicles, bore pumps and          young children.”                     weighing anchor and doing            a 2,700km route crossing
generators.                       Over subsequent years, the           little jobs like replacing a few     Queensland, Northern Ter-
It was a leap into the unknown    couple has traversed the             of the sheets, adding a marine       ritory and Western Aus-
and, as they headed through       country enjoying all the grey        barbecue, and adding a boom          tralia, will be upgraded by
Timber Creek and past the         nomad lifestyle has to offer.        tent to make the boat more           mid-2021.
Victoria River Roadhouse          “We spent most of the time           comfortable.
towards the cattle station,       in the Northern Territory,           “We are now ready to cruise          Koala crisis
Gillian recalls the sense of      Queensland, Victoria and             and hope to visit many islands       A report by RSPCA and
nervous anticipation.             New South Wales,” said Jil-          off the Queensland coast and         WWF-Australia has
“With excitement, anxiety         lian. “And we met lots of won-       spend more time around the           highlighted the fact that
and apprehension we finally       derful people and spent many         Whitsunday Islands,” said Jil-       continuing tree-clearing
saw a roof in the distance and    a happy hour sharing stories         lian. “It’s been fantastic to be     across the east coast is
drove through the gate,” she      of travels and adventures.”          able to explore Australia in the     putting koala populations
said. “And then this beautiful    However, as they chewed up           land in our caravan and on the       under huge pressure. It is
green, acreage of manicured       the kilometres on the high-          water on our yacht!”                 estimated that there are less
lawns opened up like an oasis.”   ways and byways, a lurking                                                than 80,000 koalas remain-
Jillian was then instantly of-    longing to buy a boat and set        Click to comment                     ing in Australia.

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                                                                                                                                              Issue 159: November 3, 2017
Staying safe from                                                                                           Many express
                                                                                                            shock at

slithering snakes                                                                                           items stolen
                                                                                                            It’s sad to have to say it but,
                                                                                                            as far as travelling around
                                                                                                            Australia goes, it can often
                                                                                                            be a matter of ‘lock it or
                                                                                                            lose it’ … and even that isn’t
                                                                                                            enough sometimes!
                                                                                                            A shocking 28.4% of
by: Lana Field
                                                                                                            respondents to our recent
Avian and Reptile Specialist
                                                                                                            GNT poll on the issue
Just like grey nomads, snakes                                                                               reported having had items
are found all over Australia.                                                                               stolen from their campsite.
Other similarities include                                                                                  Miriam now chains eve-
being more active in summer,                                                                                rything down after having
more species preferring to                                                                                  a near new Baby Q stolen
live in the northern end of the                  Heads up ... what’s lurking in that tree?!                 from a caravan park.
country, and sometimes not                                                                                  “It’s is a real shame that
being welcome at all. How-          you cannot seal. Snakes enter      back, then slowly turn and           scum can steal off other
ever, there are different ways      dwellings not to seek you out      walk away. In the five seconds       people,” she said.
to deal with snakes, just as        but because they are follow-       that you are standing still, the     Garry was camped at Dal-
there are different ways to deal    ing the scent of food (geckoes,    snake will be able to judge          meny on the NSW south
with grey nomads. This article      lizards, pet birds) or because     if you are still nearing it, the     coast when ‘some kind
is limited to advising you          they have been fragmented          backward steps will enable it        person saw a need to re-
on how to co-habitate with          and are seeking somewhere to       to see that you are retreating       move fishing gear from our
snakes, you will have to wait       hide. They are not wanting to      rather than approaching and          caravan’, while Dean P was
till your older to know how to      enter your van to eat you. As a    walking away gives everyone a        gobsmacked that his full gas
deal with grey nomads!              grey nomad, you are too tough      chance to leave safely.              botte was switched for an
When first arriving at a            and leathery to be eaten!          If you get bitten by a snake,        empty one.
campsite, whether it be at a        Always wear enclosed shoes         do not walk back to camp.            “I didn’t find out till I run
showground, national/state          when walking around the            Sit where you are and wait,          out of gas,” he said.
park or rest area, make sure        campsite, and take a torch at      even if alone. You may live for
                                                                                                            However, Sharon and Paul
you have shoes on before you        night. If you are bushwalk-        hours without treatment if you
                                                                                                            – who travel in a battered
exit your vehicle, this will also   ing, make sure you have a          STAY STILL. You may be dead
                                                                                                            home-made camper –
protect you from broken glass,      snake bite kit on you and that     in minutes if you try to walk
prickles, sharp rocks and ant       someone knows where you are        back.                                haven’t had any problems in
bites etc. As you are decid-        going. If you are in an isolated   ALL SNAKES ARE PRO-                  over 20 years.
ing where to set up camp, do        area, and/or out of phone          TECTED BY LAW. It is illegal         “I do believe it has a lot to
a walk around and check for         range, consider purchasing         to kill, injure, interfere, catch,   do with our presentation,”
areas that snakes would use as      a personal EPIRB. Keep up          touch or do anything with a          they said. “It pretty much
habitat; lawn clippings, garden     to date with your first aid        snake regardless of where you        screams: ‘don’t bother,
waste, firewood, long grass,        training. Tourniquets are a        or it may be.                        there’s nothing worth tak-
building debris. If possible,       thing of the past. Compression     Snakes are amazing, they             ing’!”
remove these items or choose        bandaging, immobilisation          come in all different sizes,
a different site. If you are        and rapid treatment are now        shapes and colours, they have        Click to comment
removing these items, be sure       the way to go. Thick socks and     conquered the land, sea and
to wear gloves and enclosed         high ankle boots will provide      trees … and all without limbs!
shoes.                              extra protection, or a pair of     ‘Herping’ can be just as
Once you have set up camp,          ‘gators’.                          rewarding as ‘Twitching’ with
remember to keep your               Most importantly, do not at-       much less tripping over as you
screens closed and well sealed.     tempt to interact with a snake     are looking down more than           Bus Driver: Nadrasca is a
This will help prevent snakes       in any way. The snake may          up. Grab a snake field guide         disability services provider in
from accidentally entering          see this as an attack and feel     and see how many you can see         Mitcham, Victoria. A fantastic
                                                                                                            opportunity to assist people in
your van. However, if you           the need to defend itself. If      and identify. Appreciate and
                                                                                                            your community and also earn
have an air-conditioner, then       you see a snake, stand still,      enjoy.                               money. To apply, visit
you have an entry point that        count to five, take three steps
                                                                       Click to comment                     www.nadrasca.com.au

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                                                                                                                                              Issue 159: November 3, 2017
Re: My Health Record (GNT:                                                                                 service in WA but almost no
158). I need my medical                                                                                    providers in any other state.
records online following                                                                                                          Kerry B
a number of health issues
                                                                                                           We just recently signed up
and medication changes for
                                                                                                           for ‘My Health Record’ too.
heart problems. Following
                                                                                                           Fortunately neither me, nor
a recent need to visit Port
                                                                                                           my husband have any serious
Macquarie Regional Hospi-
                                                                                                           health issues, but my husband
tal Emergency on a cardiac
                                                                                                           does need scripts to be up-
matter, my medical records
                                                                                                           dated at times. I had a recent
were requested from Royal
                                                                                                           stay in hospital and the hos-
North Shore Hospital. RNSH
                                                                                                           pital forwarded those records
sent my treatment records in
                                                                                                           to my GP but I was thinking
outpatients for a nose bleed
                                                                                                           that it would have been good
(my recent heart surgery had
                                                                                                           if they gave me a copy too for
not made their records). That
                                                                                                           our records which I keep on
was useful, considering at Port
                                                                                                           my laptop.
they thought I was having a
                                      After selling up everything, I have been travelling in my fifth
                                                                                                                                    Shirl C
heart attack. I also make sure
my health records are kept up         wheeler for just on two years with my best mate (pictured),          Re: van park complaint. I’m
to date; I keep a written list of     who turns 16 in January. He travels well and has three differ-       fine with caravan parks put-
                                      ent beds, all on the main van bed! He has kept me sane at
medication, current doctors                                                                                ting in cabins at the expense
                                      times, and we talk to each other on the road. I love this little
and their phone number in my          bloke (Harley) and will miss him when he is called. Gotta            of powered sites, but just
phone and wallet. In this day         luv ya dog!                                                          don’t moan and groan when
and age it is negligent of our                                                                Paul J       we caravanners want to stay
government and the health                                                                                  at a more reasonably priced
services not to have this issue                                                                            town/city showgrounds. These
fixed today because tomorrow        ted to another hospital and        dreams to travel amidst their       councils are no more taking
never comes. I can get a share      told them to look up my past       health worries is so inspir-        money out of your pockets,
price anywhere in the world,        health records to ascertain        ing. Yes, I am keen to see the      than you are taking money out
or even make a bet but I can’t      what medicine I had been           health online get up and going      of the local motel owners’.
get my medical records to Port      given, they did not have access    properly and, when it is, it will                            Bretzy
Macquarie.                          nor could they talk to the first   be a good thing for travellers.
                       David M      hospital to find out what they     Until then, keep up that won-       Re: fishing rod holders. We
                                    had prescribed. So, while the      derful spirit.                      were recently fined $330 for
Upon registering with My            concept would certainly fulfil                           Donna C       having a fishing rod holder
Health Record and entering          a need and could quite easily                                          on our Nissan, and given
what details that were availa-      save many lives, the records       The generally poor delivery of      three demerit points. We have
ble, I found out that all doctor    must be readily available at       NBN service and bandwidth           had the find reviewed with a
visits and prescribed medicine      any time particularly in an        compounds the issue. Another        negative outcome. We have
still had to be entered into my     emergency.                         thing that grey nomads should       also spoken to other drivers
record by a designated health                  Gary Y (Garmon)         be wary of is private health in-    who have been cautioned with
professional with me giving         Glynn and Linda’s story            surance – many only provide         no penalty. Why do they sell
permission for the transfer.        warmed my heart. The deter-        ‘providers’ in one state. HBF       them?
Later on, when I was admit-         mination to still follow their     is a good example. Excellent                       Pam & Ronnie

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                                                                                                                                                     Issue 159: November 3, 2017
Re: Noisy vanners (Jaclyn                                                                                     hard decision to say goodbye.
& Heidi: GNT 158). When                                                                                       I didn’t want another dog but,
you hand over your money                                                                                      four years later, I felt it was time
at a park you are contracting                                                                                 to get another one. We now
to abide by the rules, which                                                                                  have a darling little toy poodle
means it’s perfectly okay for                                                                                 we call Ben who is nothing like
some low level noise like chat-                                                                               Pepe but we love him dearly.
ter, laughter and soft music up                                                                               Pepe is still always with us
until 10pm. It’s called ‘happy                                                                                when we travel as we keep his
noise’. We’ve got no choice                                                                                   ashes in a little box and that
but to be tolerant. There are                                                                                 comes everywhere with us.
all kinds of noises in parks                                                                                                     Carol & Ric E
like kids playing and crying,
                                                                                                              My husband and I adopted a
squawking birds at sunrise,
old fashioned air conditioners,       The surprising art of the ute                                           rescue dog in 2012 and Molly
                                                                                                              was a beautiful dog – so af-
generators in Outback parks.          I came across this great display of unique artworks, 30 kilo-
                                                                                                              fectionate and always travel-
The giggle from the people            metres from the NSW town of Condobolin, by accident. My
                                      GPS took me slightly off course and I suddenly found myself             ling with us and always by our
next door is just part of it.
                                      gaping at an amazing row of 20 old utes, painted and                    sides. In early 2015, Molly had
                           Cliff B
                                      sculpted by various well-known Australian artists. It’s called          her usual vaccinations but re-
Gina, you have my sympathies          ‘Utes In The Paddock’ and is well worth a visit! The display            acted with IMHA – a terrible
100%. Going to bed early al-          has been in the paddock for eight years, but it is soon to be           disease similar to leukemia in
lows you to get a good night’s        moved closer to Condobolin to make it more accessible.                  humans, and we had to let her
sleep. It allows you to get up        						                                                   Jane T         go. We were devastated. She
early and enjoy the beauty of         Have you got a pic you could share? Email it to us here.                was only six years old and it
the early morning. Sadly, you                                                                                 wasn’t fair. I am still so sad
are not going to change the          to cope with the increasing         ‘where there is a will, there is a   that I am crying now as I try
noisy ones. So the only answer       numbers of travellers using         way!’ We love them both and          to write this. I feel for Bob
is to stop somewhere else.           these devices. However, there       wish them many enjoyable             and Kathie – it is so hard to
Freedom camping might be             is still a long, long way to go,    trips in their van!                  lose that little member of your
your answer. Or just finding         not only with private firms                                    M&M       family.
a place along a fence line or        and organisations but, also                                                                    Lorraine D
                                                                         Re: Dog devotion (GNT: 158).
somewhere in the scrub.              amongst government organi-
                                                                         Dogs, the little monkeys, sure       Bob and Kathie, what an
                         Alan P      sations which should have by
                                                                         do steal our hearts! My life         amazing age your little Gizmo
                                     now obeyed legislation to
Re: Travelling with a Dis-                                               would be very lonely without         reached and how much love he
                                     upgrade public facilities to full
ability (GNT Special). I am                                              the unconditional love they          must have soaked up in those
                                     disability compliance. How-
a ‘wheelie’ and, when I first                                            give. Scruff, my cross Tenter-       20 years. He was undoubt-
                                     ever, we continue to travel and
commenced travelling, one of                                             field Terrier, is 15 this year and   edly having the time of his life
                                     enjoy this wonderful country
the biggest problems was find-                                           still going strong. Keeps me in      travelling around with you
                                     of ours!
ing caravan parks with mobil-                                            line, that’s for sure!               always exploring new places
                                                                 Lyn L
ity device accessible amenities.                                                                    June P    and meeting new friends. Be
It is pleasing to see, some 15       Great to read about my neph-                                             happy in the knowledge that
                                                                         We had a toy poodle who just
years later, than so many more       ew Paul. A very much admired                                             he had the best life he could
                                                                         loved travelling in the van with
now have these. Attitudes and        member of our family. Both                                               possibly have had.
                                                                         us. We had Pepe for 17 years
facilities are slowly changing       he and Eril have proved that                                                                  Dianne D
                                                                         before we had to make the

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A cooler watch
                                                                                                            QUIZ CORNER
                                                                                                        Last week’s picture puzzle
                                                                                                        winner was Wendy & Pete N

                                                                                                                  Outback

                                                                                                        Win grey nomad stickers!
                                                                                                        Email the solution to the puzzle.
                                                                                                        Winner announced in Issue 158.
                                                                                                        CLUE: This is a good way to get
                                                                                                        more living space:
While grey nomads are famed
for following the sun, some-
times even the most ardent
heat seeker can get too much
of a good thing.
So, how do intrepid travellers
keep their cool when they’re
out in the elements and the                                                                             Do You Know
mercury is rising? One ultra-
                                                                                                        1. To Elites Unite (anagram)
portable solution could be the
                                                                                                        Grey nomads with one of these
newly unveiled Aircon Watch!                                                                            can save themselves a trip to the
This intriguing little device                                                                           amenities block.
was developed on the premise                                                                            2. Queensland’s Daydream
that the whole body’s tem-                                                       The Aircon Watch       Island was:
perature can by controlled                                                       (above) can either     a) Named after the yacht owned
by heating or cooling just                                                       be used to cool        by retired army major, Lee Mur-
                                                                                 down or warm up.       ray, when he built a resort on
one small patch of skin.
                                                                                 A three degree         the island in 1933.
The makers point to a 2012
                                                                                 change in body         b) Named in recognition of
Stanford University study                                                                               the island’s dream-like beauty
                                                                                 temperature was
into temperature regulation                                                                             by Captain James Cook as he
                                                                                 recorded after
for scientific validation of                                                     using the watch for    sailed up the eastern coast of
the concept’s legitimacy. The                                                    three minutes (left)
                                                                                                        Australia in 1770 .
Stanford scientists developed                                                                           c) Originally known as West
a gadget known as ‘the glove’                                                                           Molle, it was re-named in 1886
which was able to lower body      apparently interferes with the      The watch features an organic     when fisherman John Hard-
temperature by creating a         signal the nervous system           light-emitting diode display      saker crashed into the island’s
                                                                                                        wooden jetty while apparently
vacuum that drew blood to         sends to the part of the brain      and is powered by a 400-mAh
                                                                                                        daydreaming about catching a
the surface of the palms, and     responsible for regulating          battery. The makers say this      marlin.
then used cold water to cool      temperature.                        will offer four hours of cool-
                                                                                                        3. Adding an ‘a’ at the start of
the blood before it returned to   The claim is that, by confusing     ing mode and eight hours of       this Queensland town will make
the heart.                        the nervous system this way,        heating.                          a smell.
The Aircon Watch team claim       the Aircon Watch is able to         The Aircon Watch should           4. In WA, what is the shortest
they have taken this broad        make small changes to body          start selling in December this    road distance between Perth and
concept out of the labora-        temperature as required.            year and will cost around         Newman?
tory and potentially put it on    It may sound too good to be         US$80.                            a)1195km b) 1283km
the wrist of an overheating       true but the designers have                                           c) 1402km
                                                                      • Does this sound tempting,       5. I am travelling directly
grey nomad. They’ve done          apparently raised well over
                                                                      or would you give the Aircon      between the Queensland towns
it by building a device into      $100,000 from investors eager
                                                                      Watch the cold shoulder?          of Surat and Condamine. Which
the watch strap that delivers     to see if the watch is as cool as
                                                                      Click to comment                  highway am I on?
pulses of heat and cold, which    it claims to be.
                                                                                                                        (Answers on p. 9)

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                                                                                                                                               Issue 159: November 3, 2017
Say hello to Byfield                                                                                            Website highlights

                                                                                                            Canine conundrum
                                                                                                            Recently our website
                                                                                                            www.thegreynomads.com.au
                                                                                                            reported that an increasing
                                                                                                            number of grey nomads are
                                                                                                            travelling with dogs, and
By Jo Brosnan                                                                                               that an increasing number of
                                                                                                            caravan parks and camping
Towering sand dunes, breath-                                                                                areas are seeking to cater
taking coastal scenery, rock-                                                                               to their needs … but it isn’t
stars, artisans and great aussie                                                                            always plain sailing. More-
barbecues appear, at first                                                                                  ton Bay Regional Council in
glance, to have little common                                                                               Queensland has revealed that
ground. But, in fact, that’s                                                                                its dog-friendly trial at the
exactly what they have – and                                                                                Bongaree Caravan Park ear-
it’s called Byfield.                                                                                        lier this year has been given a
Byfield is a patchwork of          A picturesque path in Byfield National Park.   Pic: Tourism Queensland
                                                                                                            resounding thumbs-down by
national park, state forest, and                                                                            the majority of guests.
eclectic attractions that form                                                                              Click here to read more
the largest undeveloped area       resident birds.                   their pristine 40 acre schlero-
on the Queensland Central          The neighbouring Byfield State    phyl forest.                                       SURVEY
Coast.                             Forest has three designated       The nearby Nob Creek Pottery
                                                                                                             Should all caravan parks
Located 25 minutes north of        camping sites and includes        is a passion of New Zealand                 be pet friendly?
Yeppoon, the area is a fa-         dense pine plantations border-    born artist Steve Bishopric.
                                                                                                                  YES             NO
vourite destination for locals,    ing rugged mountain ranges.       Steve and his partner Sue Mc-
featuring a diverse array of       The ranges are dotted with        Burnie have created a world
                                                                                                            Other website must-reads:
experiences and welcoming,         prehistoric cycads and the en-    class gallery that demonstrates
                                   demic Byfield fern and Byfield    their own art, alongside the           Rollover terror
quirky locals.
                                   grevillea can be found along      work of others. The pair built         Couple escape van crash
Byfield National Park and
Conservation Park are              serene rainforest walks. Water-   Nobb Creek Cottage from                Weight worry
popular remote camping and         park Creek is a renowned spot     locally milled recycled timber         Van ignorance danger
bushwalking spots. Their rug-      for birdwatching.                 to provide guest accommoda-
                                   The small village of Byfield      tion. The cottage is perched           Vandals strike
ged pinnacles and towering                                                                                  RV stop toilet targeted
parabolic sand dunes provide       is the area’s social hub and it   on 25 hectares and affords
dramatic backdrops for the         epitomises the locals’ irrever-   panoramic rainforest views.            Pink and grey
sweeping open beaches that         ent and laidback character.       Visitors to Byfield have a             Have birdcage, will travel
also attract four wheel drivers    The store has also gained         plethora of activities and ac-
                                                                                                            Croc cage clowns
and fisherman.                     notoriety for Central Queens-     commodation alternatives to            ‘Idiots’ swim into trap
These parks conserve large         land’s best fish and chips and    choose from, but each differ-
areas of coastal heath. Tall       homemade tartare sauce.           ent option complements the
eucalypt woodlands flourish in     Just down the road is Ferns       others, providing a complete
sheltered areas and rainforests    Hideaway Resort. Hosts John       experience of this very unique
thrive where there is abun-        and Genevieve Martin have         and beautiful part of Central
dant water. The area is home       developed a restaurant, camp-     Queensland.
to a mass of migratory and         ground and cabins within
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                                                                                                          Closed to climbers
                                                                                                          The iconic Uluru in the
                                                                                                          Northern Territory will be
                                                                                                          closed to climbers after the
Rig regret                          Eeeek! Helen. I can see how       Why oh why, won’t people            board of the Uluru Kata
                                    this could be awkward. Why        learn. Don’t gamble with
Dear Jaclyn and Heidi,                                                                                    Tjuta National Park voted to
                                    not just talk to your friends     friends, don’t lend money to
Our friends who live just down                                                                            close the climb to the sum-
                                    and express doubts or talk        friends, don’t borrow from
the road came back from a trip                                                                            mit of the rock.
                                    generally about this amaz-        friends, don’t go into business
around Australia about six                                                                                The unanimous decision to
                                    ing little campervan you saw.     with friends and – as a general
weeks ago. We had quite a few                                                                             close Uluru to climbers was
                                    With a bit of luck your friends   rule – don’t go travelling with
chats about all their adventures                                                                          described as ‘righting a his-
                                    will pick up on your vibe         friends. You have broken a
and saw all their photos and                                                                              toric wrong’ by David Ross,
                                    and – without you saying you      golden rule, Helen, but don’t
my husband Tim and I were                                                                                 the director of the Central
                                    are backing out – offer to put    despair. Just tell them you’ve
soon saying how much we                                                                                   Land Council.
                                    it on the market themselves.      changed your minds and that
would love to do a similar trip                                                                           Mr Ross said the board
                                    If that fails, why not just go    they should put the van on the
next year when we both plan to                                                                            agreed to delay the date of
                                    through with the deal and sell    market. Of course, they’ll be
retire. Anyway, long story short,                                                                         the climb’s actual closure for
                                    the caravan privately your-       disappointed that you aren’t
we ended up agreeing to buy                                                                               another two years.
                                    selves. Hopefully, you’ll make    going to enjoy their little gem
their caravan for $25,000 when                                        but, unless the van is badly
                                    a few dollars on the deal and
we go. It seemed like a great                                         over-priced, there’s no problem
                                    you can treat your friends to
deal and it probably is … if you                                      here. And, if the van is badly
                                    a meal out but, even if you
want a caravan! However, as                                           over-priced and they were
                                    don’t quite get your money
we have done more research,                                           trying to rip you off, then they
                                    back, it will be worth a slight
we have decided that travelling                                       obviously think you’re a pair of
                                    loss to keep a friendship.
with a small motorhome suits                                          gullible fools and weren’t really
                                    Although you haven’t signed
us better. The problem is our                                         your friends in the first place.
                                    anything, a verbal contract
good friends have effectively                                         You probably won’t get a post-
                                    between friends really should
spent the money already, book-                                        card from London – if they can
                                    be honoured. Remember to
ing a kitchen renovation and                                          still afford to go – but just be
                                    ‘look before you leap’ next
planning a trip to London. We                                         glad it will be their financial
                                    time, especially when it comes
haven’t signed anything. Should                                       headache not yours.
                                    to Big Lap rig selection.
we back out?                                                                                      Heidi
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                                                                           ELANDS, NSW                                      VARAIOUS LOCATIONS IN TASMANIA
                                                                           Light farm work needed. We live in the           Registered Nurses wanted. We are cur-
                                                                           beautiful village of Elands in the Manning       rently working with several well-known
                                                                           Valley, Mid North Coast NSW, Elands is           Aged Care providers across all regions
                                                                           situated 60klm west of Port Macquarie in         of Tasmanian who are seeking to recruit
                                                                           beautiful rainforest and waterfall country. We   Registered Nurses in both permanent and
                                                                           have a small farm 18acres and would love to      casual/contract positions.
                                                                           have some help with general maintenance          Whether you are a Registered Nurse look-
                                                                           and gardening, In return we would be happy       ing for a permanent full time position or if
                                                                           to provide lunch and dinner and a selection      you are visiting Tasmania for the summer
                                                                           of lovely spots to park a self contained         and looking for casual or contract work,
                                                                           accommodation. Our little farm has loads of      there are current opportunities available
                                                                           different fruit and nut trees and some vege      in Hobart and the surrounding region,
                                                                           gardens, so lots of lovely fresh produce to      Launceston, Burnie, Devonport and
                                                                           eat. Click here.                                 Regional Tasmania. Experienced within

  VAN STORAGE                                                              TENTERFIELD, NSW
                                                                                                  ***

                                                                           Our home is based on a farm only 10
                                                                                                                            the Aged Care sector is preferred but not
                                                                                                                            essential. Click here for more.
                                                                                                                                                    ***

                             PRIVATE CAMPS                                 minutes outside of Tenterfield. We have
                                                                           just had a lovely Scottish care taking
                                                                           couple leave our farm who were with us
                                                                                                                            CARNARVON, WA
                                                                                                                            The Carnarvon Space and Technology
                                                                                                                            Museum is seeking a caretaker couple
                                                                           for 8 months and so now we are looking           to assist at the museum to start ASAP.
                                                                           for another couple with a self-contained         Initially this will be a 6 month position with
                                                                           caravan/motorhome to care-take our farm          the possibility of extension to 12 months.
                                                                           so every time we come home we don’t              Free onsite power & water for your van,
                                                                           have to think about spending 2 days in           plus a small retainer. Must be friendly, out-
                                                                           the garden before we can relax. We will          going, sociable, honest and a team player.

PROPERTY SALE
                                                                           provide water and power. We are really           Working with children certificate required.
                                                                           looking for a couple who would love to           Light duties include opening museum on
                                                                           spend time in the garden, love tinkering         a roster basis cleaning etc. Click here.
                                                                           away fixing anything that needs to be                                    ***
                                                                           fixed etc and also as we are away it would       YUNA, WA
                                                                           be great just to have a presence on the          Couple sought for two permanent part
                                                                           farm. Click here.                                time school bus driving positions in Yuna,
                                                                                                  ***                       Mid-West, Western Australia, 70 km inland
                                                                           THARGOMINDAH, QLD                                from Geraldton. Each driver will drive a
                                                                           Couple wanted with teaching qualifica-           Mitsubishi Rosa and will require an LR
                                                                           tions to teach my four children aged 11,         driving licence with F endorsement (or the
                                                                           8, 6 and 4 through Charleville school of         ability to get one). Working With Children
                                                                           distance education for the 2018 school           Check and First Aid also required. These

                              HELP WANTED
                                                                           year starting end of January 2018. Ide-          are two paid positions that come with one
                                                                           ally if one person could teach full time         house and plenty of space and a shed to
                                                                           and the other could do some teaching             park a caravan. Click here.
                                                                           plus odd jobs around the station. Must                                   ***
                          Various LOCATIONS IN AUSTRLAIA
                                                                           be fit and active and have a passion for         GREENOUGH, WA
                          CALLING ALL RETIREE”S. JOLLY
                                                                           working with and educating children. We          We have a beautiful 15 acre property
                          SANTA’S REQUIRED to work in Major
                                                                           are located on a cattle station 60km from        surrounded by native trees close to both
                          Shopping Centre’s across Australia in-
                                                                           Thargomindah in south west QLD. Our              the Greenough river and good fishing
                          cluding Darwin plus some regional area’s.
                                                                           four children (three girls and one boy) are      beaches. The block is only 15 minutes
                          $27.50 plus an hour. Must be available for
                                                                           active kids that love to ride their horses &     from Geraldton on the Brand Hwy and
                          4-6 hour shifts 5+ days per work through
                                                                           motorbikes and like being outdoors. This         central to the many wildflower areas.
                          Nov-Dec. Full paid training, costume &
                                                                           is a paid position. Must have blue card,         In exchange for help we would supply you
                          drycleaning provided. Valid WWCC also
                                                                           first aid certificate and own insurance.         with a shady powered site, Wi fi access,
                          required. Please email Margaret at
                                                                           Click here.                                      rainwater and a new modern bathroom.
                          margaret@scenetobelieve.com or
                                                                                                  ***                       We require help with gardening , painting,
                          call Margaret on 0412 755 181.
                                                                           GEORGETOWN STATION, QLD                          building and maintenance. There is also a
                                                 ***
                                                                           Caretaker for property Rockyview Station,        large woodwork shed that needs organis-
                          HUNTER VALLEY, NSW
                                                                           70km west of Georgetown, to mow and              ing and a clean up. Click here.
                          Caretakers required. This Permanent Part-
                                                                           water lawn, 3 – 5 hr house cleaning once a                               ***

                                                                                                                               HOUSESITTING
                          time, live-in position would suit an active
                                                                           week, change water in cattle trough about
                          pensioner couple. Handyman, gardening,
                                                                           once per week in exchange for power and
                          cleaning, RSA & great people skills. We
                                                                           amentities. Depending on ability of appli-
                          are a small private club in the Hunter Valley.
                                                                           cant there could be other work available.        RENMARK, SA
                          Package includes 3 BR cottage, power,
                                                                           Would prefer a long term if possible. Road       Housesitters wanted ASAP till when ever
                          water, gas telephone & internet. Click here.
                                                                           is bitumen for 69 km and 1 km of dirt all        they wish to leave — possibly a couple
                                                 ***
                                                                           weather road. Preferably no dogs or cats.        of months at the least. We are located in
                          COONAWARRA WINE AREA, SA
                                                                           Click here.                                      Renmark of the riverland of South Aus
                          Assistant Caretakers Needed for Coona-
                                                                                                  ***                       and have room for a van or motor home.
                          warra Bush Holiday Park 2017-18. We
                                                                           KANGAROO ISLAND, SA                              Power available, water, shade, -shower ,
                          would like to find an interesting Nomad
                                                                           Travellers/ Wwoofers / volunteers wanted         laundry avail – in return for lawns watered
                          couple (in their own van or one can be
                                                                           for nature-based tourist park on Kangaroo        and mowed, and garden kept alive. We are
                          provided) who would like to stay here and
                                                                           Island, SA. – immediate start –Free food,        6kms from town. Click here.
                          help the current caretaker couple and take
                                                                           accommodation, plus travel expenses and                                ***
                          over from them when they leave for up
                                                                           bonus** – Paid work also available – call        LAUNCESTON, TAS
                          North in late April 2018. We are located
                                                                           for details – We are looking for hard-           We are looking for a house sitter or couple
                          45 minutes from Mt Gambier, halfway
                                                                           working and enthusiastic volunteers to           to house sit our small farm. It would be an
                          between Melbourne and Adelaide and in
                                                                           join our team.                                   extended house sit from the end of March
                          the heart of the world famous Coonawarra
                                                                           ** If you stay for one month or longer, we       2018 to at least Oct 2018, this could be ex-
                          Wine region. We are a new park with lots
                                                                           will also pay your travel expenses to Kan-       tended depending on mutual agreement.
                          of growth potential in cabins, bell tents
                                                                           garoo Island, and a bonus payment. Our           We have a very loyal 6 yr. old Border Col-
                          and powered sites, set on 170 acres next
                                                                           35 acre property is located right near the       lie who we would like to be looked after,
                          to a vineyard. In exchange for your help,
                                                                           famous Seal Bay Conservation Park, and           she’s a very good watch dog. The main
                          we will provide a powered site (with or
                                                                           many other tourist attractions. We operate       farming part will be managed by neigh-
                          without van) situated in a very nice
                                                                           a restaurant / cafe and accommodation            bouring farmers. We are located only 15
                          environment with water, wifi, electricity,
                                                                           business in this beauitful location.             minutes from Launceston, Tasmania. The
                          gas and some cash. Click here.
                                                                           Click here.                                      house is modern, near the Tamar river and
                                                 ***
                                                                                                  ***                       has magnificent views. Click here.

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