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                           July 2021
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YOUR COMMITTEE FOR 2020/2021
PRESIDENT                  BOB PHILIP

VICE PRESIDENT             PAT McKEWEN

TREASURER                  BRIAN DURNFORD

SECRETARY                  BABS BEH

CAPTAIN                    DON McKEWEN

VICE CAPTAIN               ROSS STURWOHLD

COMMITTEE / ROLES          BILL TABERER

                           LARRY LIPSCOMBE      ROSS HUNTER

SPRING CARNIVAL CONVENOR   JILL SERRA

SPONSOR CO-ORDINATOR       MARG TAYLOR

IT CONSULTANT              CHRIS WAKE

PATRONS                    DELL BARRETT         RON HOWARD

VOV EDITOR                 BABS BEH             editorvov@outlook.com

EMAIL:                     bargaraveterangolfers@outlook.com
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The
 President’s Report

Chilly mornings are not my idea of fun! It’s been a long
time since I was in the northern hemisphere and I am
not used to these temps., roll on spring time.

Sadly we have lost Ian ‘Chippy’ Smallwood, your president of only two
years ago, after a miserable fight with his illness. Please show your sup-
port to Kath when you see her around.

Your committee have already started to organise next year’s events and
also the dates for the AGM and presentation night. The way our member-
ship is increasing we may need to look at a larger venue for these events
in future years, which would be a shame as the golf clubs does a great job
for us. Christine De Martin has resigned as she and Michael are moving
north. I would like to thank Christine for her input and attitude as part of
the committee.

Water supply continues to be a problem and the club is investigating vari-
ous methods to help the situation, let just hope we get some rain to help.

May I be so bold as ask you that if you are visiting any of our sponsors
please let them know that you are a Bargara Vet, it will help prove that
their sponsorship is a good investment.

I, along with several others of the Vets’ committee will be resigning at the
end of our year. Please give some consideration to nominating for a place
on the committee, your members deserve you to put your hand up.

In the meantime stay safe and enjoy yourselves.

Bob Philip
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The
   Captain’s Report
Playing numbers continue to increase each Tuesday assisted
by the influx of the regular southern visitors.

The numbers for the WBDVGA Spring Carnival are also very
good, however there has been a few cancellations in recent
weeks due to the imposed travel restrictions. Closing date
for this event is Friday 13th August.

We have a very strong and successful Vets Association at Bargara which continues
to grow due to the support of you the members and the committee persons who so
freely give of their time to ensure the association prospers. This year’s AGM is fast
approaching, and I am aware of at least three members of the current match com-
mittee who will not be standing for committee positions. If you believe you can con-
tribute, please consider putting your name forward for election.

Christine De Martin has resigned from the committee as she and husband Michael
are leaving Bargara and moving to Yeppoon. Many thanks Christine for your advice
and contribution to the Bargara Vets and we wish you and Michael good health and
enjoyment for the future.

The Micropower system in recent weeks has produced timely and accurate results.
Many of the issues in the past were due to poor card printing, cards presented to
the scanners without the crosses in the squares and some set-up inconsistencies.
We now have developed effective communications with the Micropower techni-
cians which has been beneficial. Committee members will attend some training on
Monday 2nd and Friday 6th of August.

In recent weeks there has been a significant improvement in the way members have
completed their cards and presented them to the scanners. This attention to detail
is much appreciated by match committee members.

Good health and good golfing.

Don McKewen
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VETS RESULTS
MONTHLY MEDAL WINNERS
SPONSORED BY CARLYLE GARDENS RETIREMENT VILLAGE

LADIES
   MONTH               DIVISION 1             DIVISION 2            DIVISION 3
JANUARY          Barb Brabon            Barb Studholme           Lynda Stephens

FEBRUARY         Wendy Sturwohld        Jenice Caflisch          Gayle Ryan

MARCH            Deb West               Pam Roberts              Pam Thompson

APRIL            Julie Brown            Janet McLaughlan         Shirley Leacey

MAY              Marg Taylor            Bettina Scherer          Sallie Wake

JUNE             Ros Savidge            Coleen Atherton          Carol Turner

JULY             Di Hunt                Jo Oxer                  Julie Blake

MEN
MONTH        DIVISION 1         DIVISION 2         DIVISION 3         DIVISION 4
JANUARY    Dave Ryan           Gary Bland         Keith Atkins      John Wilson

FEBRUARY Peter Stephenson Bob Waddell             Brian Scanlon     Ross Chambers

MARCH      Ian Bloom           John Sajko         Glenn Hoffman Grant Hutchings

APRIL      Robert Craig        Gary Craig         Fred Anderson Kevin Matthews

MAY        Mike Donovan        Geoff Barlow       Robert Allan      David St Eloi

JUNE       Michael Anderson Morris Turner         John Bloem        Brett Morris

JULY       Dennis Bowman       Morris Turner      Max Cherry        Brian Head
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UPCOMING EVENTS FOR THE VETS
      Date                        Event                 Sponsor

Wed 1st Sept        Spring Carnival
                                                    TAKALVANS
                    Bargara
Thurs 2nd Sept      Spring Carnival
                                                    TAKALVANS
                    Bargara
Sun 5th Sept        Spring Carnival—Bundaberg

Monday 6th Sept     Spring Carnival—Bundaberg

Tuesday 7th Sept    Men & Women Monthly Medal

Wed 8th Sept        Spring Carnival—Maryborough

Thurs 9th Sept      Spring Carnival—Maryborough

Sun 12th Sept       Spring Carnival—Harvey Bay

Mon 13th Sept       Spring Carnival—Hervey Bay

Tues 14th Sept      Men, Women & Mixed 4BBB
                    Stableford
Tues 21st Sept      Men & Women Rnd 1
                                                  Dr Jai Eye Centre
                    Stroke Championships

Tues 28th Sept      Men & Women Rnd 2
                                                  Dr Jai Eye Centre
                    Stroke Championships

Tues 5th Oct        Men & Women Monthly Medal

Tues 19th Oct       Men & Women Stableford

Tues 26th Oct       Patrons Day—Shotgun Start        VETS AGM
                    Men & Women Stableford
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VETS RESULTS

 MONTHLY MEDAL—1st JUNE 2021
 SPONSORED BY CARLYLE GARDENS RETIREMENT VILLAGE

LADIES STOKE NET
Division 1   Winner Ros Savidge       Runner Up   Fran Taylor
Division 2   Winner Coleen Atherton   Runner up   Barb Brabon
Division 3   Winner Carol Turner      Runner Up   Kathy Nosworthy
MENS STROKE NET
Division 1   Winner Michael Anderson Runner Up    Chris Wake
Division 2   Winner Morris Turner     Runner Up   David King
Division 3   Winner John Bloem        Runner Up   Ross Hunter
Division 4   Winner Brett Morris      Runner Up   Dave Newbert
VETS RESULTS

8th JUNE            MEN & WOMEN 4BBB CHAMPIONSHIPS —
                     RD 1 SPONSORED BY  TAKALVANS

LADIES
Net Winners:            Debra West & Bernie Fitzgerald
Net Runners Up:         Barbara Studholme & Di Collins
Gross Winners:          Debra West & Bernie Fitzgerald
MENS
Net Winners:            Greg Cahill & Alan Chappell
Net Runners Up:         Mike Donovan & David King
Gross Winners:          Chris Wake & Stephen Jameson

                                              Don McKewen & Bob Philip with Braden
    Deb West & Bernie Fitzgerald
                                                     Krebbs from Takalvans
           Net & Gross winners

         Alan Chappel & Greg Cahill                   Stephen Jameson & Chris Wake
               Net Winners                                   Gross Winners
VETS RESULTS
15th JUNE         MEN & WOMEN 4BBB CHAMPIONSHIPS
                  RD 2 SPONSORED BY TAKALVANS
LADIES
Net Winners:      Barbara Studholme & Di Collins
Net Runners Up:   Carol Christiansen & Val Manning
Gross Winners:    Pat McKewen & Carol Mason
MENS
Net Winners:      Grant Hutchings & Dave Richards
Net Runners Up:   Dave Ryan & Bob Nichols
Gross Winners:    Kevin Williams & Greg Lewis
VETS RESULTS
8TH/15TH JUNE —36 HOLE 4BBB CHAMPIONSHIPS
                       SPONSORED BY                 TAKALVANS

LADIES
Net Winners:     Barbara Studholme & Di Collins   Score 128
Gross Winners:   Kerry Gallagher & Ros Savidge    Score 167

MENS
Net Winners:     Grant Hutchings & Dave Richards Score 121
Gross Winners:   Chris Wake & Stephen Jameson     Score 142
Don McKewen presenting Kaye Nicholls with her trophy for a Hole
                    in One on the 14th
VETS RESULTS
22nd JUNE           MEN & WOMEN & MIXED2 PERSON
                    AMBROSE SPOMSORED BY
                                                Palm Lake Resort*
LADIES
Winners: Julie Brown & Barb Brabon
Runners Up: Robyn Edgar & Lynda Stephens
MIXED
Winners: Greg Lewis & Kathy Goleby
Runners Up: Jessica Williams & Kevin Williams
MEN
Winners: Gary Nelson & Stephen Jameson
Runners Up: Graeme Mogridge & Frank Millar
Congratulations to
                 Glynn Bryen. He
                 turned 96 on the
                 23rd July.

                        Kevin Price
                        had his 80th

                                       Kathy & Leanne had birthdays this
                                       month

Marg Taylor with Monthly Medal
                                        Irene Tiernan won Monday Division 1
Sponsor Carlyle Gardens repre-
                                        at the Maryborough 2 Day Carnival
sentative Lauren
VETS RESULTS
6th JULY MONTHLY MEDAL
             SPONSORED BY

LADIES—STROKE NET
Division 1   Winner: Di Collins      Runner Up: Marg Taylor
Division 2   Winner: Jo Oxer         Runner Up: Carolyn Mason
Division 3   Winner: Julie Blake     Runner Up: Penny Kent
MEN—STROKE NET
Division 1   Winner: Dennis Bowman   Runner Up: Peter Jamieson
Division 2   Winner: Morris Turner   Runner Up: Mark Rixon
Division 3   Winner: Max Cherry      Runner Up: John Bloen
Division 4   Winner: Brian Head      Runner Up: Lawrie Cremin
VETS RESULTS
13th JULY—BUNGARA SHIELD - PLAYED AT BUNDABERG
                   Stableford Event—Rd 2
LADIES
Winner:      Helen Davies
Runner Up:   Avril Chambers              2nd Runner Up:     Linda Finsen
MEN
Winner:      Les Killer
Runner Up:   Paul Storkham               2nd Runner Up:     Ken Willmen
Round 1:     Bargara        553          Bundaberg   487
Round        Bargara        495          Bundaberg   545
Total                       1048                     1032
BARGARA RETAIN THE SHIELD

  Helen Davies
                                                             Les Killer

  Avril Chambers          Linda Finsen     Ken Willmen      Paul Stockham
ANOTHER HARD DAY AT THE OFFICE
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband
and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him
down”

Husband says, “ Looks like he is still celebrating.”

                           A lady put an ad on Facebook
                                “Husband Wanted”
       Next day she received a hundred replies all saying the same thing;
                             “You can have mine” !!!!
VETS RESULTS
20th JULY—         MEN & WOMENS STABLEFORD
                   SPONSORED BY CORAL COAST PHYSIO
LADIES
Division 1   Winner: Alex Donovan      Runner Up: Bernie Fitzgernald
Division 2   Winner: Margaret King     Runners Up: Ros Gillam-Chambers
Division 3   Winner : Leone Collns     Runner Up: Kathy Golby
MENS
Division 1   Winner: Stephen Jameson   Runners Up: Ian Bloom
Division 2   Winner: Terry Goody       Runner Up: Stephen List
Division 3   Winner: Stan Miller       Runner Up: Ron Shipp
Diviaion 4   Winner: Gary Nelson       Runner Up: Dave Newbert
Your Coastal Real Estate Specialists

Proud To Support The Bargara Veteran Golfers

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           Congratulations goes to
           Hole –in-One winner Des
           Ryan. He was not going
           to be outdone by his sis-
           ter-in-law Kay Nicholls.

            But … bragging rights must
            go to Phil Curd who scored
            his first hole-in-one on the
            6th !!!!!

           Anyone missing
           something from
           their lunch-
           box??
VETS RESULTS
27th JULY—MEN , WOMEN & MIXED SPLIT 6 STABLEFORD
               SPONSORED BY COASTLINE REALTY
LADIES
Winners; Bernie Fitzgerald, Dianne Mahlstedt. Jay Wilkinson & Coleen Atherton (78 C/B)
Runners Up; Julie Poppleock, Marion May, Carol Christensen, Elaine Archibald (78)

MIXED
Winners; Des Ryan, Gayle Ryan, Bob Nicholls & Shirley Flanagan (87)
Runners Up; Terry Goody, Barb Goody, Peter Jamieson & Babs Beh (86)
MEN
Winners; Fred Houlahan, Fred Anderson, Michael Anderson & David Williamson (87)
Runners Up; Graeme Mogridge, Frank Millar, Chris Hale & Barry Inglis (86)

  Emma Bauer
Coastline Realty
representative
WIDE BAYBURNETT PEST MANAGEMENT

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The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was
telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at
this stage of the pregnancy.

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier." Just take several stops and stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path.

She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember -- You're in
this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes, answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?
INSTRUCTIONS TO PLAYERS AND MARKERS FOR SCORECARD
                                COMPLETION.
   After each hole, the marker should confirm with the player the number of
       strokes on that hole and enter that gross score on the scorecard. At Bar-
       gara ensure that the cross entered on the left-hand side of the card is the
       same as the number recorded on the right-hand side of the card.
   When the round has ended the marker must certify the hole scores on the
       scorecard.
   When the round has ended, the player should carefully check the hole scores
       entered by the marker. The player must not change the score entered by
       the marker without the marker’s agreement.
   Scorecard to be signed by both marker and player.
   Present the scorecards to the scanner / printer. A set of instructions is on dis-
       play and clearly outlines the steps to take if there are issues.
   Promptly return the cards to the committee, after which the player must not
       change the scorecard.
   At Bargara we use the Micropower scoring / recording system, if there are
       issues with the accuracy of the results generated by the system, the com-
       mittee will make the appropriate corrections in the system. The player
       will be informed of these corrections.
   Score cards that are not presented to the committee at the completion of the
       competition will be treated as a ‘NON-APPROVED SCORE” and handi-
       capped by the normal method when sent to Golf link. The committee
       should not have to go searching for scorecards, as it is the players respon-
       sibility the present their score card.

                              CHANGEOVER ROUTINE

There was some confusion a few weeks ago over who has right of way between the
early morning players and the mid morning starters.

It must be noted that the early starters must be allowed to continue playing
through to either the 1st tee or the 10th tee before the mid morning group can start.

If there is any confusion the later group must check with the starter to make sure
they are cleared to proceed to the tee.
OUR BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSE
GOLFING RULES
 Q. Is there any distinction in the Rules in terms of playing off a paved cart path
 versus , say, a dirt path, or some other softer, potentially less club damaging ma-
 terial?

 A. The rules are concerned about paths that have been artificially surfaced—
 pavement, gravel, potentially even sand or dirt if they were put there by some-
 one for said purpose. In case you need reminding, as these constitute immovable
 obstructions you are entitled to free relief, and you can use the original ball or
 substitute another one. You need not scratch or ding the sole.

 Contrarily, a dirt path naturally created over time by wear and tear from carts and
 walkers, for example, isn’t an immovable obstruction unless the committee de-
 clares it to be one and decides to give free relief from it.

                                     ********

Q. You find your ball in the long rough within three minutes. You walk to your bag
to select a club … but then you can’t find your ball when you return to play your
shot. Do you have another three minutes to search, or do you have to include the
time already spent looking?

A. This is another reason, on top of sun safety for golfers to wear a hat—it is some-
thing to place next to one’s ball when it nestles down in gnarlytown. In essence,
you get three minutes per stroke made, not per search, meaning that if it took you
two minutes to find your ball before losing it again you only have 60 seconds to find
it again. Failure to do so before the clock expires and your ball is now considered
lost, and you have to return to the spot of your previous shot, add one penalty
stroke and play on.

                                      ******

 LOCAL RULE—BARE PATCHES

 All bare dirt patches on the closely mown areas of the fairway, on the fairway
 being played, are to be treated as GUR. This does not apply to divots repaired or
 not. It does not apply to a ball lying in a bare patch with some grass underneath
 it—or if the grass is dead. Grass is grass dead or alive.
A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit
psychopathic traits.

AND people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with
caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

                            BUNDABERG SERVICE CLUB
                PROUD SPONSORS OF PIN SHOT ON THE 3RD HOLE
THE LAST LAUGH

The theory that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects;
1.      Argued over nothing
2.      Refused to apologise when obviously wrong
3.      Gained weight
4.      Talked excessively without making sense
5.      Became overly emotional
6.      Couldn’t drive
7.      Failed to think rationally
No further testing was considered necessary

                                     **********

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole. A blonde
walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied.
‘We’re supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we
don’t have a ladder.’

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loos-
ened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocked, took a few measurements, and an-
nounced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, ‘Isn’t that just like a blonde! We need the height and she
gives us the length.’
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