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MOLIÈRE

IN AUGUST...

“possibly Britain’s most beautiful cinema...” (BBC)

                       AUGUST 2007 Issue 29
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                                                      01442            877759
                                                       Mon-Sat 10.30-6pm Sun 4.30-6.30pm
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To advertise email allisonnunn@yahoo.com                                                       INTRODUCTION

 August Matinees        10-17
 August Evenings        18-28
 Gallery                  5, 7
 Coming Soon                29
 August Films at a glance 29
 Dear Mrs Trellis       33, 35
SEAT PRICES:
Circle                                 £7.00
Members & Concessions                  £5.50
At Table                               £9.00
Members & Concessions                  £7.50
Royal Box (seats 6)                   £11.00
or for the Box                        £60.00
Box Office:                  01442 877759
Mon to Sat               10.30am – 6.00pm
Sun                       4.30pm – 6.30pm
(Credit/Debit card booking fee 50p)

Disabled and flat access: by gate on High
Street. Tel: 01442 877999

Some of the girls and boys you see at the Box
Office and Bar:
Rosie Abbott              Eva Jaurena
Katie Anderson            Jo Littlejohn
Emily Doyle               Bethany McKay
Christine                 Linda Moss
Fressineau                Louise Ormiston
Karina Gale               Julian Paredes
Jemma Gask                Amberly Rose
Holly Gilbert             Charlotte Stephens
Rosa Gilbert              Tina Thorpe
Olivia Glasser            Alex Tucker
Beth Hannaway             Beth Wallman
Oliver Hicks              Olivia Wilson            “Perhaps the chimneys stood too tall in this beautiful valley to stay there
Sarah Holloway            Keymea Yazdanian
                                                   forever. For new-comers they were part of the scenery. For the born & breds
Sally Thorpe In charge                             under 50, they had always been there. Being ‘used-to’ has an inexplicable value
Alun Rees Chief projectionist (Original)           of its own…”
Jon Waugh 1st assistant projectionist              The ‘Mother’ chimney brought down at precisely 11am on a very cold
Martin Coffill Part-time assistant projectionist
                                                   Christmas Day 1999. You can see the freezing wind blowing the ashes towards
Jacquie Rose Chief Box Office & Bar
Greg Tomkins Film director                         the “ancient windmill”.
Jane Clucas & Lynn Hendry
PR/Marketing/FoH
                                                   Times Property Section ‘Bricks and Mortar’
Laurence Wiper Bar supervisor
Ian Muirhead Accountant
                                                   29 June 2007
                                                   Headed: “Hot Tip Of The Week”
Resident creative builders
Darren Flindall

                                                   “
Michael Glasheen                                            In Pitstone, Buckinghamshire. The views are stunning, with rolling
Artists                                                     hills, woodland and wide open spaces. You could be somewhere in
Andrew Dixon                                       Switzerland, but in reality you are on the edge of the Chiltern Hills…
Paul Rowbottom                                     One of the larger villages around Tring, Pitstone is widely known for its ancient
Advisors and Investors                             windmill (pictured above) and the medieval church of St Mary Virgin, founded
Paul Fullagar                                      in 1180. The surrounding area has much to offer – the Grand Union Canal, the
Alan Clooney
Ed Mauger Genius
Demiurge Design Designers 01582 791996
Allison Nunn Publisher 07786 540418
                                                   Head Restaurant at Ivinghoe. The market towns of Aylesbury, Tring and
                                                   Berkhamsted are alive with interesting shops.
                                                   The revamped Rex Cinema in Berkhamsted is arguably the finest
                                                                                                                        “
                                                   bluebell woods at their best in May, nearby Whipsnade Zoo, and the Kings

James Hannaway CEO 01442                           independent cinema in the country…”
877999
                                                   Taken from the Times (Fri 29 June) ‘Bricks and Mortar’ p27.
Betty Patterson Company Secretary and
THE ORIGINAL VISIONARY of The Rex.
                                                   Thank you to the young couple who kept it for us.
The Rex High Street (Three Close Lane)
Berkhamsted HP4 2FG                                To risk sour grapes at the old lie: ‘any publicity is…’ - why are we always in
www.therexcinema.com                               the ‘property sections’?
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         his is estate agent land. ‘Bricks                                                It’s about as courageous as washing
         and Mortar’ and all such             Booking blurb and new things:               behind your ears. (But thank you
         ‘Property’ pages are paid for by                                                 Romaine).
estate agents. They look like articles        • Full houses: Try the raffle on the
                                                door – a very high success rate.

                                                                                          W
but are bijou advertorials.                                                                           ho knows what motivated
This one gushes all over with the             • Midweek Matinees: If you have                         Castle Cement at
alpine Swissness of Pitstone! On a              table tickets please come in                          Pitstone Cement Works,
clear day you can hear yodelling.               through the downstairs doors.             but for fifty years it employed
One cross-heading reads: “Why are               We will be there to see you in.           thousands locally. As part of the
people suddenly so excited about                It will save all those stairs.            landscape, five skinny chimneys
Pitstone?” Even for the million pound         • It is probably another worse-than-        were a three-dimensional compass
answer, the closest phone-a-friend -            worst idea, but we’ve started             point on the horizon. You could see
friend, would hang-up.                          afternoon teas. Mon to Thurs after        them for miles. They orientated
It boasts: “Much of the rural setting           the Matinees.                             you, a landmark of post-war rural
has been restored (with) 275 homes                                                        England re-building after the blitz.
built on the old cement works…               evaporate on to DVD – never to be            No doubt they supplied some of the
with a further 161 new dwellings             seen on the big screen again.                crappiest architecture with cement
scheduled…”                                  We keep the best (and worst) titles          for some of the most unforgivable
How do the words ‘rural setting’ and         alive many weeks later, for an               civic buildings and housing estates
‘restored’ go with 536 houses and a          audience who queues to see them.             in the 50s, 60s and 70s.
new road cut through green meadows           We show films, great and small on a          But it was only supplying the
to give access to the (essential, now        big screen in a civilised, welcoming         mortar for the bricks. Like ‘only
we’re living in the country, dahlink)        and gorgeous setting. During a recent        obeying orders’ I suppose?
1072 four-wheel drives?                      visit, Mainline Pictures chief (The          The chimneys must be turning in
At the pleasure of repetition, The Rex       Screen on the…), Romaine Hart,               their cement slippers at the half-
was not lovingly restored to what may        remarked that our “magical creation”         timbered four-bedroomed breeze
well be the last remaining fully             was “courageous” to screen a                 semis built on top of them,
working, single screen 1930’s cinema;        different film most nights. We employ        with walls so well insulated, shoe
possibly Britain’s most beautiful, to        almost forty, pay all our bills and          laces can be heard being tied a cul-
sweeten the sale of “three, four and         aren’t out for huge profits. It is an        de-sac away.
five bedroom houses…”. We restored           extended family. It sounds idyllic but       A snip at half a million.
it to show films for anyone and              if you’re not greedy, it can work            Favourite line… “…alive with
everybody in a place more magical            anywhere.                                    interesting shops”.
than the film itself.
With a little imagination you can find
more challenging aids to house prices
– like how nicely drained are the
craggy pavements and what an adven-
ture it is to get home in one piece.
Isn’t there a page in The Times where
you might want to write about what we
do, besides what a great asset we are
to estate agents? Even the latest fears
of the industry are fun to read. Getting
us on the right page might sell even
more ‘properties’ for you?

Currently studio chiefs and distributors
of big-budget Block-Bs and the ever
growing independents are worried.
The Coens, Rodrigues, Tarantino and
Clooney, Europeans, South Americans
and Ken Loach in the UK, are more
and more concerned that their films
are only seen in “cesspits” (not quite
their word). Then, after the first two                         Toby Jones Sunday 8 July
big weeks on general release, they
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                                                                                   Toby, looking very pleased with
                                                                                   Sandra Bullock wrapped around
                                                                                   his neck. But even happier (left)
                                                                                   with family and friends by The Rex
                                                                                   ‘garden’.

Infamous: Toby Jones, Adrian Scarborough, James Hannaway. (Sandra is just out of shot). A lovely man, brilliant on the
big screen and even better on stage. These star gigs are always apprehensive in preparation, but there seems to be no
need. From Dame Judi to Humph, they’ve all been been easy-going and gracious. Toby was particulaly gorgeous from
the minute he walked in, and great company. Lost his raybans in the foyer and almost missed his flight. It doesn’t get
much better… until we gush about the next one…
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Fantastic Four
Wed 1 2.00, Thu 2 2.00
Matinee Warning: May contain babies
                                           Ocean’s Thirteen
                                           Fri 3 2.00
 Director: Tim Story
 Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica          Soderbergh’s pacing is brisk, like
 Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis        he wants to get it all over as quickly
 Certificate: PG                           as possible. You may hope so too?
 Duration: 92 mins                         “Better than the awful Twelve but not
 Origin: USA 2007                          as fresh as Eleven”.
 By: Twentieth Century Fox                 George, Brad, Matt and the rest are as
                                           cool as ever. They know when their
“At last! A comic book blockbuster         luck is in. It’s back to Vegas, where
that isn’t burdened by a self              Al Pacino’s casino big-shot (apply
important subtext and a bum-               named Willie Bank) upsets the gang
numbing running time. Unlike X-            and pays for it…
men or Spiderman movies.                   The stars don’t have to try. They
This Fantastic Four: is a delicious        hardly have to string more than two
lightweight sequel – a 92 minute dash      sentences together. But then, it’s not
through some simplistic moral              Shakespeare. There are some good
problems, emotional hiccups and            one-liners but the action is better.
mildly, diverting PG-rated set-pieces.     Dice are magnetised, card shufflers
Of course, it’s all deeply stupid stuff,   are bribed, slot machines are rigged
and the movie knows it, even               and an earthquake is faked with a
celebrates it.” (‘Knowledge’ Sat Times)    giant drill!
At last a reviewer has got a BlockB        “That’s only the half of it. I wouldn’t
right. So has 20th C Fox. Finally a        want to spoil your guilty pleasure at
studio has decided to forget the story.    this preposterous plotline.” (Standard)
Instead, turn on the action button         It is complete spoofy nonsense.
with Mr-can’t-pass-a-mirror (with          They all look like their having a great
silly, unpronouncible name)                time and, unlike Brit comic-strips
Gruffodd; the gorgeous Alba – the          actors, share it with the audience.
only one who shouldn’t be invisible;       So come for this, George, the thrills,
some nondescript flame guy from            the in-jokes and the obvious finale…
                                           But more, for the gorgeously flawed       Director: Steven Soderbergh
coolsville and an animated pooper
                                           Ellen Barkin.                             Starring: Don Cheadle, George
unscooped.
                                                                                     Clooney, Brad Pitt, Al Pacino,
Forget the story. You already know…
                                                                                     Andy Garcia
there isn’t one.
                                                                                     Certificate: PG
So come for the black-hole whirlpool
                                                                                     Duration: 122 mins
in the middle of the Thames and the
                                                                                     Origin: USA 2007
most fantastical techno-visuals on our
                                                                                     By: Warner Brothers
huge screen… with all the usual
hospitality.
Here for the first few days of August
with one evening for grown-up kids…
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Hoodwinked                               The Incredibles                            La Vie En Rose
Sat 4 2.00                               Mon 6 2.00                                 Tue 7 12.30, Wed 8 2.00
                                                                                    Matinee Warning: May contain babies
                                          Director: Brad Bird
                                          Starring: Holly Hunter, Brad Bird,
                                          Jason Lee, Samuel L Jackson
                                          Certificate: U
                                          Duration: 120 mins
                                          Origin: USA 2004
                                          By: Buena Vista International

                                         THE INCREDIBLES is a hilarious
                                         action-packed animated adventure
The animators are getting better         about superheroes. Bob Parr used to
and better. There are Pixar geeks        be one of the world’s greatest
versus Disney stalwarts. There are       superheroes (known to all as ‘Mr
conventions and daytrips. They’re        Incredible’) saving lives and fighting
excited by all the new electro-toys      evil on a daily basis. But now, 15
and clever enough to use them, which     years later, Bob and his wife have
for us and our kids means an hour or                                                LA VIE EN ROSE is elevated
                                         adopted civilian identities and retired
so of unbridled spectacle, fantasy and                                              above many other biopics by
                                         to the suburbs to live normal lives
wow!                                                                                Marion Cotillard. This little girl’s,
                                         with their three kids.
This is an utterly irreverent and                                                   magnetism and instant presence lifts
                                         Brad Bird, the man largely
hugely enjoyable mixture of classic                                                 the whole film into something above
                                         responsible for the The Simpsons, as
fairytale and a hard-bitten cop yarn                                                argument.
                                         well as the 1999 animated feature -
with healthy doses of humour.                                                       From the slums of Paris to the
                                         Ted Hughes’ The Iron Giant, has
HOODWINKED (the clue is in the                                                      limelight of New York, Piaf’s life was
                                         created this little gem.
title!) is Little Red Riding Hood                                                   a constant battle to sing and survive,
                                         You may have seen it before and got
turned on its side. This story begins                                               to live and love. Piaf’s magical
                                         it at home, but the big screen creates
where the famous Grimm’s tale ends.                                                 voice, and her passionate romances
                                         a different world.
The Grandmother (bunny-blr, Close)                                                  and friendships with some of the
                                         Besides they’re not making kids films
and the Woodcutter (Belushi)                                                        greatest names of the period, made
                                         as quickly as we need to show them, so
confront the Big Bad Wolf (Chazz).                                                  her a star the world over. But in her
                                         bring your grandparents out for a treat.
The Police (all known fairy faces)                                                  audacious attempt to tame her tragic
                                         Luckily most new films for children
arrive blocking the entrances to the                                                destiny, the ‘Little Sparrow’ flew so
                                         are spiked with ‘grown-up’ gags.
house, and begin their investigation                                                high it was inevitable that she would
                                         So you don’t need a child. Come and
of the human inhabitants. Little Red                                                burn her wings. Capturing the
                                         elbow them out of the way.
Riding Hood (Hathaway) is the prime                                                 French icon’s bravado, brilliance and
suspect, with the Woodcutter and the                                                self-destruction,
Grandmother also under suspicion.                                                   “Marion Cotillard expertly imperson-
A character-based animation with                                                    ates the legendary singer whose
wise-cracks, jokey in-jokes and a                                                   passionate vibrato, like a demented
procession of instantly familiar                                                    car-alarm, electrified the nation….
fairytale figures. Come for the                                                     a great performance” (PB Guardian)
cheeky brilliance, but bring your                                                   Don’t listen to them. Come for her
grandparents to keep you in the                                                     and a heartbreaking story, beautifully
frame…                                                                              told. “Cotillard is little short of
                                                                                    genius”… absolument.
 Director: Cory Edwards, Todd
 Edwards                                                                             Director: Olivier Dahan
 Starring: Glenn Close, Anne                                                         Starring: Sylvie Testud, Marion
 Hathaway, James Belushi, Chazz                                                      Cotillard, Pascal Greggory
 Palminteri                                                                          Certificate: 12A
 Certificate: U                                                                      Duration: 140 mins
 Duration: 81 mins                                                                   Origin: Czech Republic, France, UK
 Origin: USA 2006                                                                    2007
 By: Momentum                                                                        By: Icon Film Distribution Ltd
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Madagascar                                Fly Away Home                            Ladies in Lavender
Thu 9 2.00                                Sat 11 2.00                              Mon 13 2.00
 Directors: Eric Darnell & Tom                                                     Director: Charles Dance
 McGrath                                                                           Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Maggie
 Voices of: Ben Stiller, Chris Rock,                                               Smith, Miriam Margoyles, Natascha
 David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith.                                              Mcelhone, Daniel Bruhl
 Certificate: U                                                                    Certificate: 12A
 Duration: 86 mins                                                                 Duration: 103 mins
 Origin: USA 2005                                                                  Origin: UK 2004
 By: UIP                                                                           By: Entertainment Film Distribution

“Someone’s got a zoo loose…” the                                                   This ran and ran when we first
clue is in the title!                                                              opened and introduced us to the
Four residents, best friends and                                                   fiercest and most feared of
“stars” of the Central Park Zoo in                                                 audiences. Charles Dance was one of
New York City: Alex the lion (Stiller),                                            our first guest directors, whom later
Marty the zebra (Rock), Melman the                                                 and unforgettably, brought Judi
giraffe (Schwimmer) and a pregnant                                                 Dench to chat to him on our stage.
                                          From the director of The Black           He came across this short story while
hippo - Gloria (Jada). When one of        Stallion comes the story of a family
them goes missing, the other three                                                 waiting to shoot a scene in a library.
                                          who adopt a flock of geese after its     After many ups and downs, it
break out to look for him. They are       front flyer dies. Ultimately they help
captured but instead of returning to                                               eventually became this small,
                                          the flock migrate south by piloting an   beautifully shot, independent film.
the zoo they are shipped back to their    ultra-light plane.
roots: Africa, only to find that the                                               It cleverly transcends the sentimental
                                          This film is based on the real-life      through its warm sketches of genuine
escapees are too soft city-slick for      exploits of Bill Lishman whose story
their wild origins. Pixar may have                                                 people. In exquisitely judged
                                          was featured on a “20/20” news           performances, Dame Judy tries to
raised crayon of perfection, but          segment in 1993. The news item
Dreamworks is going keyboard-to-                                                   suppress carnal desires and Dame
                                          inspired this film.                      Maggie tuts. The sister’s world is
keyboard when it comes to popular         Featured among the ensemble cast
appeal. “So sophisticated is digital                                               simple and uncomplicated. Their
                                          are Jeff Daniels, Dana Delany and        words are measured, manners perfect
animation nowadays, the makers are        Academy-Award-winning actress
forced to study the old masters Chuck                                              and repression absolute. The sun
                                          Anna (The Piano) Paquin.                 shines and waves pound. It is about a
Jones, Tex Avery and Hanna-Barbara        Preliminary scenes are said to show
to create an authentic retro-cartoon                                               time long lost, where smokey pubs
                                          the hatching eggs of real geese:         were the domain of ruddy faced old
look” (Mail on Sunday). Watch out         “The newborn geese ‘imprint’ onto
for Ali G as a singing lemur, but its                                              men and policemen doffed their caps,
                                          the first living thing they see and      clipped cheeky young’uns around the
the renegade penguins who steal it for    then follow it”. That could be
me.                                                                                ear and got away with ‘Now bugger
                                          tricky… What if its Gary Glitter?        off or I’ll be round to see yer father’.
(Warning: “PG for mild language,
crude humour and some thematic                                                     Once more we look forward (with a
elements”) Thematic elements - how                                                 little trepidation) to the patter of
awful).                                                                            sensible shoes.

                                           Directors: Carroll Ballard
                                           Starring: Anna Delany, Terry Kinney,
                                           Jeff Daniels, Anna Paquin
                                           Certificate: U
                                           Duration: 107 mins
                                           Origin: USA 1996
                                           By: Sony Pictures Releasing
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Winged Migration Miss Potter                                                         Millions
Tue 14 12.30                              Wed 15 2.00                                Thu 16 2.00
                                          Matinee Warning: May contain babies

                                           Director: Chris Noonan
                                           Starring: Renee Zellweger, Ewan
                                           McGregor, Bill Paterson, Emily
                                           Watson
                                           Certificate: PG
                                           Duration: 93 mins
                                           Origin: UK 2006
                                           By: Momentum Pictures

                                          Unerringly beautifully from first
                                          frame to last, this magical tale
An Oscar nominee, it is visually          follows Beatrix Potter’s rise to being     Danny Boyle, has brought his
ravishing and an amazing feat of          the most successful children’s author      unique style to a story about two
camera work. Startling close-ups          of all time. Despite delighting gener-     young boys (aged seven and ten)
and beautiful long tracking aerial        ations of children with her books, she     who have recently lost their mother
shots follow these birds south for the    kept her own story carefully locked        and whose lives are dramatically
winter. It tells us that over hundreds    away. The film reveals how she devel-      changed even more when the
and thousands of air miles are            oped storytelling from a young age and     younger one chances upon a huge
navigated by the stars, the sun, the      rebelled against draconian convention      bag of cash – “fallen from heaven”
earth’s gravitational field and best of   by refusing to marry. Her first book,      only days before the UK is to adopt
all - familiar landmarks! Apparently,     Tales of Peter Rabbit, was a publishing    the Euro! The boy is obsessed with
225 feet of film were exposed for         phenomenon and led to a forbidden          saints and martyrs, many of whom he
every foot used on the screen!            romance with her publisher Norman          talks to throughout the film.
“Some birds were raised to be the         Warne (a most irritating Ewan Mc).         He feels obliged to disperse the
stars of the film; they were exposed      “MISS POTTER wrenches the heart…           money amongst the needy.
to the sounds of aeroplanes and           Sure it’s shamelessly sentimental, but     Only days before the UK is to adopt
movie cameras while still in the shell,   strangely moving” (Channel 4)              the euro, his older brother, fully aware
and upon hatching, were greeted by        Or…                                        the money is a stray bag from a heist
crew members!” (how terrifying for        “…barely scratches the Dickensian          of an enormous load of incinerator-
the newborns ).                           surface of true female repression.         bound cash, is determined to spend it
Shots were taken from microlights,        Zellweger tries to make up for this with   while they’ve still got the chance.
hot air balloons and gliders.             coy mannerisms, squinty-eyed gri-          Millions is a delightful child’s-eye-
Happily the film lets the pictures tell   maces and precision in studied ‘period’    view of the world which delivers on
the story. The light narration does not   gestures.” (Hollywood Reporter)            all fronts. Danny Boyle draws
distract from the breathtaking visuals.   Most comments on leaving refer to          inspired performances from his
Apart from passing predators this it is   Renee as Brigid Jones - in costume.        youthful cast and creates a wondrous
a beautiful flight.                       I think she’s great, but to remove the     vision of the impossible.
                                          clutter of ‘stardom’ and let the story     It is charming, funny and surprising
                                          breathe, they should have used             all at once. For everyone.
                                          unknowns. All agree on its unaffected
                                          enchantment and charm.
                                          It is, as her tales, a perfect escape.
                                          So come for this.

                                                                                      Director: Danny Boyle
                                                                                      Starring: Alexander Etel, Lewis
 Director: Jacques Cluzaud, Michel                                                    McGibbon, James Nesbitt, Daisy
 Debats                                                                               Donovan
 Certificate: U                                                                       Certificate: 12A
 Duration: 89 mins                                                                    Duration: 98 mins
 Origin: France 2002                                                                  Origin: UK 2005
 By: Sony Pictures Releasing                                                          By: Pathe Distribution
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Stormbreaker                              Mrs Henderson                            Deep Blue
Sat 18 2.00                               Presents                                 Tue 21 12.30
                                          Mon 20 2.00
 Director: Geoffrey Sax                                                             Directors: Andy Byatt, Alastair
 Starring: Ewan McGregor, Alex                                                      Fothergill
 Pettyfer, Mickey Rourke, Bill Nighy                                                Certificate: PG
 Certificate: PG                                                                    Duration: 90 mins
 Duration: 93 mins                                                                  Origin: UK 2004
 Origin: USA 2006                                                                   By: Optimum Releasing
 By: Entertainment
                                                                                   Now, for the first time ever, it is
“Being only fourteen, he’s not                                                     possible to explore a world few have
licensed to speak until spoken to,                                                 ever seen.
let alone kill.                           Inhabiting a role she was born to        From the familiar to the unknown,
Luckily, there’s more to this caper       play, Judi Dench is the certifiably      the film reveals the sea and its
than Pettyfer’s pretty face.              eccentric, tart-tongued Laura            communities at their most enchant-
The humorous spirit of Horowitz’s         Henderson, a woman of                    ing, alluring and fierce.
books has, in the main, transferred       considerable wealth and social           Deep Blue is a film about the Earth’s
nicely to the screen”. (Time Out)         standing who refuses to go gently        Oceans. The orchestral score is
Stormbreaker introduces this reluctant    into widowhood. Bored with drab          gorgeous. Narration by Michael
teenage super-spy to the big screen.      1930’s Britain, she buys a rundown,      Gambon is not a travelogue.
Alex Rider is a 14-year-old orphan        Soho theatre – The Windmill.             Twenty specialist camera teams shot
who has been nurtured throughout          In response to failing audiences and     7,000 hours of footage in more than
childood by, his MI6 agent, uncle to      in an effort to shake up the staid       200 locations around the world for
learn the spying game. When the           British establishment (and for one       more than five years, descending
uncle (McGregor) is killed, the new       good reason she saves for a rousing      almost five miles below the surface.
boy is pressed into daring-do on/in       and moving speech towards the end),      We know more about the surface of
grand (Manx, as Cornish) landscapes       she introduces nudity into her ever      the moon than we do about the deep
and London’s famous landmarks.            increasingly risqué shows.               oceans! Imagine it, take it in, be
It’s teenage James Bond – with gadgets,   Consistently brilliant Stephen Frears,   terrified at the thought - but come
gizmos, villains and spikey hair.         effortlessly turns pitch-perfect         and see for yourself, this vital two
“It’s strange to see a new film that      performances into a feast of witty       thirds of our planet on our big screen.
hasn’t one original idea. (Strange?       and quotable acerbic dialogue.           The real star is the water and the life
There are hundreds released every         The stage routines are daring and        in it and around it. Even then you
week). But Bill Nighy lifts it into the   stunning. Bob Hoskins plays posh         will hardly grasp the infinity of it all.
extrordinay as always, and Andy           (somebody should have told him),         But you might marvel at the
Serkis, still not given his whole body    Judi is flawless and Kelly Reilly is     miniscule significance and gross
to play. Here he’s a mute with a knife    stunning, gorgeous and brilliant.        stupidity of the human race.
‘accident’ for a smile.                   It has already sold out here umpteen     (Filmed by the BBC Natural History
Fabulous action for all the family and    times, but is a must for these new       Unit: makers of “The Blue Planet”).
some glorious shots of London.            rainy day matinees. Judi as Mrs
Non-stop from beginning to end.           Henderson, or anybody, especially
                                          herself, is lavender for all seasons.
                                          Watch out for Aylesbury Vale from
                                          Coombe Hill in the opening shot.

                                           Director: Stephen Frears
                                           Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Bob
                                           Hoskins, Christopher Guest
                                           Certificate: 12A
                                           Duration: 102 mins
                                           Origin: UK 2005
                                           By: Pathe Distribution
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Molière
Wed 22 2.00
                                                                                 Shrek The Third
                                                                                 Thu 23 2.00, Sat 25 2.00

Matinee Warning: May contain babies
                                      In 1645, the French playwright
 Director: Laurent Tirard
                                      Molière mysteriously disappeared.
 Starring: Fabrice Luchini, Laura
                                      It was only weeks. This comedy-
 Morante, Romain Duris, Ludivine
                                      drama is inspired by his disappearance
 Sagnier
                                      and imagines all manner of possible
 Certificate: 12A
                                      scenarios to colour what might have        The recipe hasn’t changed much,
 Duration: 120 mins
                                      happened to him – and what mischief        even if the cooking is underdone.
 Origin: France 2007
                                      he might make? At the time, Molière        They’re all here - Donkey (Eddie
 By: Pathe Distribution
                                      (Duris) was touring the French             Murphy) Puss in Boots (Antonio
                                      countryside with his theatre company.      Banderas) John Cleese’s dying King
                                      He was yet to be recognised as a great     Harold, nasty Prince Charming
                                      author or make any money.                  (Rupert Everett) Shrek’s pregnant
                                      He is recruited by Jourdain (Luchini),     wife Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)
                                      a wealthy man who has fallen in love       Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews).
                                      with a widow, Célimène (Sagnier),          What a bunch? Sounds like fun for
                                      despite having a beautiful wife and        a jogger.
                                      two daughters already!                     “There are, of course, a few
                                      He needs someone to help with his          genuinely funny moments and a
                                      acting and to polish his self-indulgent,   sprinkling of decent one-liners.
                                      terrible play, designed to seduce          But the rest is poorly written and
                                      Célimène. “Brilliantly written and         dully characterised. Even the cast
                                      directed, MOLIÈRE is witty and             seem less bouncy than before…”
                                      handsomely played, and is                  “Despite a number of protracted
                                      representative of French cinema at its     moments, a few scenes are truly
                                      very finest…” It is totally speculative,   inspired: the dying-frog sequence for
                                      hence a great story, told with certain     one, and Shrek’s “Exorcist”- inspired
                                      knowledge of Molière - but no idea         nightmare about parenthood for
                                      where he went or what happened             another. Some jokes sail close to
                                      during his absence. It is the “knowing     innuendo, but in the main they’re
                                      him” which creates this likely tale.       balanced enough to appeal to all ages.
                                      Come and be wooed by inspired              The CG animation, too, is as refined
                                      fantasy, Duris’ presence and Laura         as we’ve come to expect. Just a
                                      Morante’s face.                            shame it lacks the smart sassiness of
                                                                                 its predecessors. Time to call
                                                                                 time???”
                                                                                 (crits: Eve Standard, Time Out)

                                                                                  Directors: Raman Hui, Chris Miller
                                                                                  Starring: Eddie Murphy, Cameron
                                                                                  Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Mike Myers
                                                                                  Certificate: U
                                                                                  Duration: 93 mins
                                                                                  Origin: USA 2007
                                                                                  By: Paramount International Pictures
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Lives of Others                           The Painted Veil                          Singing in the Rain
Tue 28 12.30                              Wed 29 2.00                               Thu 30 2.00
                                          Matinee Warning: May contain babies
 Director: Florian Henckel von                                                       Director: Gene Kelly
 Donnersmarck                                                                        Starring: Debbie Reynolds, Donald
 Starring: Martina Gedeck, Ulrich                                                    O'Connor, Gene Kelly
 Mühe, Sebastian Koch                                                                Certificate: U
 Certificate: 15                                                                     Duration: 102 mins
 Duration: 138 mins                                                                  Origin: USA 1952
 Origin: Germany 2007                                                                By: British Film Institute
 By: Lionsgate Films UK
                                                                                    Its 1927, Don Lockwood and Lina
This remarkably heartbreaking                                                       Lamont are the darlings of the
and uplifting film has left                                                         silent silver screen.
audiences in absolute consent.                                                      Off screen, Don, aided by his happy-
                                          “Sometimes the greatest journey is
It is literally stunning. Set mainly in                                             go-lucky friend and piano
                                          the distance between two people…”
East Berlin during the mid 1980s, the                                               accompanist, Cosmo Brown (the
                                          W.Somerset Maugham’s Painted Veil
film chronicles the consequences of                                                 brilliant Donald O’), has to dodge
                                          is set in 1925. Dr Walter Fane
the Minister of Culture’s decision to                                               Lina’s romantic overtures, especially
                                          (Norton) falls in love with and
investigate the lives of a successful                                               when he falls for chorus girl Kathy
                                          marries Kitty (Watt), the beautiful,
playwright and his actress wife.                                                    Selden (sacchrine Debbie Reynolds).
                                          frivolous daughter of a wealthy
Unfortunately she has the fat,                                                      With the advent of sound in motion
                                          family. He knows she doesn’t love
gargoyle politician slobbering after                                                pictures, Don and Lina’s new film
                                          him, but hopes… They move to
her. His power ensures he gets his                                                  will be turned into a ‘talkie’ and a
                                          Shanghai, where he takes up a
way. Questioning the ethics of his                                                  musical at that! The only problem is
                                          practice and she takes a lover.
work, the Stasi officer in charge of                                                Lina’s voice could scrape
                                          It was bound to happen, but she
the spying, ends up as profoundly                                                   blackboards. Thus, Kathy is brought
                                          picked the wrong man to cuckold.
affected by the bugging as the couple.                                              in to dub her speaking and singing in
                                          Impulsively, he takes a commission to
The Lives Of Others succeeds both as                                                secret. Don is as pleased as punched,
                                          a Chinese village, deep in the heart of
a convincing historical recreation and                                              over the moon, on top of the world…
                                          nowhere – and stricken with a
a compelling tale of individuals                                                    But then Lina finds out...
                                          cholera! He takes her with him.
trapped in the dying years of evil                                                  Come for her (she’s the best in it)
                                          The daily trials of living in appalling
institutional mistrust.                                                             and of course Gene’s big dance (they
                                          conditions have a striking impact
A great cast of perfect faces. The                                                  had to mix milk with the rain so the
                                          upon them both…
film has caused an extraordinary stir.                                              cameras could pick it up) but most
                                          “A rare, perfect masterpiece…
It is back by overwhelming demand,                                                  of all, Donald O’Connor’s
                                          Powerful and exhilarating” (Horizons)
and will be here again and again                                                    unsuppassed show-biz masterpiece –
                                          “A timeless love story… Let it sweep
Again, cancel everything.                                                           ‘Make ‘em Laugh’.
                                          you away” (Rolling Stone)
                                          “Gripping. Not to be missed” (Daily
                                          Mail - So it must be true)
                                          Forget all that. Just come. It works on
                                          every level, especially the faces, most
                                          of the words and his immaculate
                                          shirts… A beautiful journey from
                                          beginning to end.

                                           Director: John Curran
                                           Starring: Naomi Watts, Liev
                                           Schreiber, Edward Norton, Toby Jones
                                           Certificate: 12A
                                           Duration: 125 mins
                                           Origin: China, USA 2006
                                           By: Momentum Pictures
A   U   G   U   S   T   E   V   E   N   I   N   G   S
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Fantastic Four
Wed 1 7.30                                 Ocean’s Thirteen
                                           Thu 2 7.30, Fri 3 7.30,
 Director: Tim Story
 Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica
                                           Sat 4 7.00
 Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis
 Certificate: PG                           Soderbergh’s pacing is brisk, like
 Duration: 92 mins                         he wants to get it all over as quickly
 Origin: USA 2007                          as possible. You may hope so too?
 By: Twentieth Century Fox                 “Better than the awful Twelve but not
                                           as fresh as Eleven”.
“At last! A comic book blockbuster         George, Brad, Matt and the rest are as
that isn’t burdened by a self              cool as ever. They know when their
important subtext and a bum-               luck is in. It’s back to Vegas, where
numbing running time. Unlike X-            Al Pacino’s casino big-shot (apply
men or Spiderman movies.                   named Willie Bank) upsets the gang
This Fantastic Four: is a delicious        and pays for it…
lightweight sequel – a 92 minute dash      The stars don’t have to try. They
through some simplistic moral              hardly have to string more than two
problems, emotional hiccups and            sentences together. But then, it’s not
mildly, diverting PG-rated set-pieces.     Shakespeare. There are some good
Of course, it’s all deeply stupid stuff,   one-liners but the action is better.
and the movie knows it, even               Dice are magnetised, card shufflers
celebrates it.” (‘Knowledge’ Sat Times)    are bribed, slot machines are rigged
At last a reviewer has got a BlockB        and an earthquake is faked with a
right. So has 20th C Fox. Finally a        giant drill!
studio has decided to forget the story.    “That’s only the half of it. I wouldn’t
Instead, turn on the action button         want to spoil your guilty pleasure at
with Mr-can’t-pass-a-mirror (with          this preposterous plotline.” (Standard)
silly, unpronouncible name)                It is complete spoofy nonsense.
Gruffodd; the gorgeous Alba – the          They all look like their having a great
only one who shouldn’t be invisible;       time and, unlike Brit comic-strips
some nondescript flame guy from            actors, share it with the audience.
                                                                                     Director: Steven Soderbergh
coolsville and an animated pooper          So come for this, George, the thrills,
                                                                                     Starring: Don Cheadle, George
unscooped.                                 the in-jokes and the obvious finale…
                                                                                     Clooney, Brad Pitt, Al Pacino,
Forget the story. You already know…        But more, for the gorgeously flawed
                                                                                     Andy Garcia
there isn’t one.                           Ellen Barkin.
                                                                                     Certificate: PG
So come for the black-hole whirlpool
                                                                                     Duration: 122 mins
in the middle of the Thames and the
                                                                                     Origin: USA 2007
most fantastical techno-visuals on our
                                                                                     By: Warner Brothers
huge screen… with all the usual
hospitality.
Here for the first few days of August
with one evening for grown-up kids…
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Buena Vista Social                       Tell No One                              La Vie En Rose
Club                                     Mon 6 7.30                               Tues 7, Wed 8, Thu 9
Sun 5 6.00                                                                        7.30
                                                                                  LA VIE EN ROSE is elevated
 Director: Wim Wenders                                                            above many other biopics by
 Starring: Ry Cooder, Joaquim                                                     Marion Cotillard.
 Cooder, Ibrahim Ferrer, Ruben                                                    This little girl’s, magnetism and
 Gonzalis, Eliades Ochoa, Omara                                                   instant presence lifts the whole film
 Portuondo, Compay Segundo                                                        into something above argument.
 Certificate: U                                                                   From the slums of Paris to the
 Duration: 105 mins                                                               limelight of New York, Piaf ’s life
 Origin: Cuba, Germany 1999                                                       was a constant battle to sing and
 By: Pathe Distribution                                                           survive, to live and love. Piaf ’s
                                         Another gem the French have              magical voice, and her passionate
A group of ageing, legendary             ‘stolen’ from the yanks and              romances and friendships with some
Cuban musicians, some in their           showing how to make a thriller a         of the greatest names of the period,
nineties, whose talents had been         million times more thrilling, told in    made her a star the world over. But
virtually forgotten during Castro’s      French! Remember “The Beat that          in her audacious attempt to tame her
reign, are brought out of retirement     My Heart Skipped”? Though Cluzet         tragic destiny, the ‘Little Sparrow’
to play a few last gigs. The legend      is no Romain Duris, this is an edge of   flew so high it was inevitable that
has it, Ry Cooder with his son           the seat thriller to beat them all.      she would burn her wings.
Joachim, where in Havana to record       An anonymous email. When he clicks       Capturing the French icon’s bravado,
with a group of players from across      on the link he sees Margot’s face        brilliance and self-destruction,
the world. They didn’t make it.          standing in a crowd and being filmed     “Marion Cotillard expertly imperson-
So he asked around about the             in real time. Is she still alive?        ates the legendary singer whose
legendary Buena Vista Social Club.       And why does she instruct him to tell    passionate vibrato, like a demented
The result: a triumphant celebration     no one?                                  car-alarm, electrified the nation….
of hundreds of lost years between        “Relentless suspense and a tense,        a great performance” (PB Guardian)
them, without grudge.                    multilayered plot combine to             Don’t listen to them. Come for her
It is not only for musos but for         superlative effect in this pulsating     and a heartbreaking story, beautifully
everyone who cherishes the ideal that    French thriller adapted from Harlan      told. “Cotillard is little short of
being lost is not forgotten…             Coben’s bestseller of the same name”     genius”… absolument.
Come for the optimism, the grace,        (CS). So don’t drink, or wear a nappy,
the low key ease of their unhurried      but don’t leave your seat for a
music. The way they walk, talk and       second… That’s all you need to know.
are. Come for them. Above all, come      Don’t ask, just come.
for their beautiful faces in close-up.   Already selling out in August, even
Especially Omara Portuondo’s             before its first screening in July…
teardrop lovingly smudged away in        Vive la French thrillers.
an instant by Ibrahim Ferrer’s “big
flat black thumb” and right at the
end, his long, bewildered gaze into a
Carnegie Hall on its feet in rapture
and in tears. Heartbreaking and
uplifting in every word, gesture and
note.

                                          Directors: Guillaume Canet, André
                                          Dussolier
                                          Starring: Kristin Scott Thomas,
                                          Francois Cluzet, Marie-Josee Croze
                                          Certificate: 15
                                          Duration: 131 mins
                                          Origin: France 2006
                                          By: Revolver Film
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Director: Olivier Dahan              Vacancy                                   Goldfinger
Starring: Sylvie Testud, Marion
Cotillard, Pascal Greggory
                                     Fri 10 7.30                               Sat 11 7.00
Certificate: 12A
Duration: 140 mins
                                                                                Director: Guy Hamilton
Origin: Czech Republic, France, UK
                                                                                Starring: Sean Connery, Honor
2007
                                                                                Blackman, Gert Frobe, Harold Sakata
By: Icon Film Distribution Ltd
                                                                                Certificate: PG
                                                                                Duration: 112 mins
                                                                                Origin: UK 1964
                                                                                By: Park Circus Films

                                                                               The first Bond to hit home. It was
                                                                               the third, so had to become iconic
                                     When David and Amy’s car breaks           or lose its grip on that part of the
                                     down in the middle of nowhere,            vital mid-sixties. With Sean just
                                     they are forced to spend the night        coming into his own and making
                                     at the grubby, and only motel             Bond unmistakably his (until Daniel
                                     around. Trying to be cheerful,            C), it hit iconic with such force, it is
                                     pretending that everything is fine,       still running. It created a hit song that
                                     they discover the low-budget slasher      even now, 42 years later, won’t lie
                                     movies they’re watching were all          down and die.
                                     filmed in the their room!                 Oddjob is immortalised through his
                                     With hidden cameras now aimed at          lethal, frisbee bowler, Gert Frobe had
                                     them and filming their every move,        only to deliver one line properly:
                                     they are trapped wherever they run or     “No Mr Bond, I expect you die”.
                                     crawl. Will they get out alive before     Shirley Eaton died naked in gold and
                                     cameraman can finish his tea? Who         the gorgeous Honor Blackman will
                                     cares.                                    be forever ‘Poosy’.
                                     “There may not be much edification        A finest hour all round. Now we have
                                     in American horror’s fixation torture     a brand new print to show on our big
                                     porn, but at least Vacancy spares us      screen without a crackle or a blemish.
                                     objectionable teenage victims in          Come now.
                                     favour of a bickering married couple,     Next time, after it’s done the rounds,
                                     (Wilson and Beckinsale)… Intense          it might be full of holes.
                                     and nerve-racking for the best part of
                                     an hour, eventually runs out of
                                     options and wimps out at the climax.
                                     But it is a notch above average all the
                                     same”. (The Knowledge) It’s
                                     complete tripe. Can’t think why I
                                     booked it. Oh yes, Kate Beckinsale.
                                     Could be a perfect Friday night
                                     horror flick? Only come if you take
                                     the cliches – Short cut, car breaks
                                     down, lonely motel… Makes suicide
                                     bombing sound attractive.

                                      Director: Nimród Antal
                                      Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Luke
                                      Wilson
                                      Certificate: 15
                                      Duration: 85 mins
                                      Origin: USA 2007
                                      By: Sony Pictures Releasing
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A Very Long                                 Brothers                                    Water
Engagement                                  Mon 13 7.30                                 Tue 14 7.30
Sun 12 6.00
                                             Director: Susanne Bier
                                             Starring: Connie Nielsen, Nikolaj Lie
                                             Kaas, Bent Mejding, Ulrich Thomsen
                                             Certificate: 15
                                             Duration: 117 mins
                                             Origin: Denmark 2005
                                             By: Soda Pictures

                                            Made two years before After The
                                            Wedding and shown here in June
                                            2005, Bier’s delicate approach, draws
                                            deep and tender performances from
First shown in March 2005 and               a beautifully balanced cast.
again in July last year. You must see       Brothers Michael (Thomsen) and              This final eloquent part of Deepa
it now. Wide eyed Audrey Tautou is          Jannick (Lie Kaas) couldn’t be more         Mehta’s Elemental Trilogy is set in
unrecognisable in this heart-breaking       poles apart. Jannick, a waster, is          the holy city of Varanasi in 1938,
tale of love, desperation and               released from prison. Michael, an army      when widows, some of them
honour… and one piece of very               officer and loving husband and father,      children, were incarcerated in
satisfying revenge.                         is called up by the UN to help rebuild      impoverished ashrams (temples).
A hauntingly tragic story, beautifully      the war-ravaged Afghan infrastructure.      The beautiful, headstrong Kalyani
told of loyalty and hope, where there       When he is reported ‘missing in             (Ray) is unwilling to accept the harsh
is none.                                    action, presumed dead’ Jannik wakes         restrictions imposed by Indian society
As World War One comes to an end, a         up and takes on the responsibility of       on widows. Her relationship with a
young French woman’s greatest fight is      his brother’s family. Grief and             man from a lower caste, a follower of
about to begin. Mathilde receives word      necessity draw Sarah (Nielsen) and the      Mahatma, doesn’t help.
of Manech, her childhood                    children closer to Jannick. Inevitibly      “These dramas about the experiences
sweetheart… That’s all… But there are       Sarah and Jannick become very close.        of women at various points in Indian
four other soldiers. Follow her,            However, Michael is not dead but held       history, Fire (1997) and Earth (1998)
following each one. Jeunet’s squalid        in a squalid desert, rebel camp             have now been joined by this tale of a
trench life and terrible decisions made     struggling for his survival, and that of    girl (simply credited as Sarala) who,
in haste by incompetents, are only the      his terrified cellmate. This is all you     after an arranged marriage is left a
spokes in the puzzle. More, in no time,     need to know.                               widow at the age of eight! Ghandi is
he somehow creates whole biographies        Bier carefully balances scenes of           preaching freedom, but Hindu dogma
of four ordinary men and one boy,           tenderness and disturbing cruelty.          demands that the child spends her life
caught in hell. It is linked more by the    She builds the story and lets the           in a joyless ashram. Although too
French countryside than the war, and        characters find their way through it,       melodramatic to be moving, the film
Mathilde’s determination to find            much as she does with After The             carries you…” (Landesman & Porter)
Manech through listening very               Wedding. Only this time she deals with      Filming was interrupted for four
carefully. Above all, it is a beautifully   the unthinkable, unseen and beyond          years following huge protests from
executed ‘detective’ story, with some       imagination hence ‘forgotten’ in the        Hindu fundamentalists. Throughout it
startling twists and fantastic Gallic       business of everyday life in a cold, safe   maintains a profound sense of
faces… It is the most compelling and        climate on the other side of the world.     humanism. The ensemble cast of
moving thing you are ever likely to see.    Cancel holidays.                            women and children brings an
Cancel everything on Sunday 12th                                                        extraordinary honesty to the screen.
August.

 Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet                                                            Director: Deepa Mehta
 Starring: Audrey Tautou,                                                                Starring: Lisa Ray, John Abraham,
 Dominique Pinon, Gaspard Ulliel                                                         Sarala, Seema Biswas
 Certificate: 15                                                                         Certificate: 12A
 Duration: 134 mins                                                                      Duration: 114 mins
 Origin: France 2005                                                                     Origin: Canada, India 2005
 By: Warner Brothers                                                                     By: Metrodome Distributors
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Taking Liberties
Wed 15 7.30                               Golden Door
                                          Thu 16 7.30
 Director: Chris Atkins
 Certificate: 12A                         We never see the skyline of a
 Duration: 106 mins                       nascent New York City. We are
 Origin: UK 2007                          detained on-deck from the moment
 By: Revolver Film Distribution           a packed and creaking ship slides
                                          away from the quay at Palermo
“This purports to show the                until we reach a stern Ellis Island –
shocking truth behind the erosion         actually re-created in an old
of our fundamental civil liberties        Buenos Aires hotel.
by Tony Blair’s government.               Crialese’s second film, after his
It argues that the five pillars of        much-praised Respiro, is set at the
liberty – the right to liberty/freedom,   turn of the century when thousands of
to privacy, to a fair trial and to free   immigrants left Europe for America.
speech, and the absolute outlawing of     Our focus is a family of simple
torture - have been systematically        peasants from the Sicilian countryside
destroyed by New Labour in a              who embark on the dangerous
climate of fear generated by its          journey across the sea to a hoped-for
government and the media.”                Garden of Eden where fruits grow
Our hard-won (over 600 years)             huge and money falls from trees.
longstanding freedoms, withdrawn in       Clearly a small budget film, Golden
just ten years, are so ridiculous you     Door uses fantasy to express their
will laugh. Then you’ll be very scared.   hopes but realism to show their
Chris Atkins makes little mention of      poverty at home, the awful journey,
those who might be happy to see us        and finally the tests they are put
dead. Nor does he ask whose name          through by the American authorities
gave the orders which the police          to determine whether they are fit
obeyed so bone-headedly.                  enough physically and mentally to
“This lack of investigative reporting     become American citizens. What the
weakens the diatribe. But at least it     film explores particularly effectively
holds attention and tries to amuse as     is the fact that the journey the
much as instruct (oh dear). You don’t     Sicilians take is not just geographical.
have to agree with it to reckon           Salvatore and his family are leaving
something may be wrong”. (Thanks          an arcane world of superstition and
Chris, we hadn’t noticed).                ritual and arriving in the bureaucratic
“Defiantly hostile… It’s definitely       and unforgiving 20th century.
partial, and lacks investigation. But     Golden Door is touching, beautiful
its awful warning strikes home”.          and imaginative in its minimalism.
(DM Standard)                             Superbly choreographed, Crialese
Pity protesters still look like shite.    shows a deft ability to flit between
Should have listened to Magritte.         the ensemble and the personal.
Dress like them. Then they won’t know     He creates something very beautiful
who you are… If you mean it, try it.      with great dignity, never losing sight
                                          of the experience of an entire
                                          generation of refugees. Don’t miss.

                                           Director: Emanuele Crialese
                                           Starring: Aurora Quattrocchi,
                                           Charlotte Gainsbourg, Vincenzo
                                           Amato, Francesco Casisa
                                           Certificate: PG
                                           Duration: 118 mins
                                           Origin: France, Germany, Italy 2006
                                           By: Optimum Releasing
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The Flying                                     The Painted Veil                          Y Tu Mama
Scotsman                                       Sat 18 7.00                               Tambien
Fri 17 7.30                                                                              Sun 19 6.00
 Director: Douglas Mackinnon                                                              Director: Alfonso Cuarón
 Starring: Brian Cox, Laura Fraser,                                                       Starring: Maribel Verdu, Gael Garcia
 Billy Boyd, Jonny Lee Miller                                                             Certificate: 18
 Certificate: 15                                                                          Duration: 105 mins
 Duration: 103 mins                                                                       Origin: Mexico 2001
 Origin: Germany, UK 2006                                                                 By: Icon Film Distribution Ltd
 By: Verve
                                                                                         “A charming, immensely likeable
“True stories accurately told are              “Sometimes the greatest journey is        road movie and coming-of-age
rare in the movies, and TV man,                the distance between two people…”         drama, the film charts the quest of
Douglas Mackinnon’s first feature              W.Somerset Maugham’s Painted Veil         two highly excitable but inexperi-
about the remarkable Graeme                    is set in 1925. Dr Walter Fane            enced friends on a journey to a
Obree suffers from what it leaves              (Norton) falls in love with and           mythical sun-kissed paradise”.
out”. (DM Standard)                            marries Kitty (Watt), the beautiful,      Have we been watching different
Nicknamed The Flying Scotsman,                 frivolous daughter of a wealthy           films? It is moving, intense and
Obree was the eccentric cyclist and            family. He knows she doesn’t love         totally absorbing, not charming or
Ayrshire’s national hero who won the           him, but hopes… They move to              likeable. Who pays these guys? The
World Pursuit Championship twice on            Shanghai, where he takes up a             opening scene is extraordinary, and
a bike he built himself (using washing         practice and she takes a lover.           the ending made me stop breathing.
machine parts). He developed the               It was bound to happen, but she           Along for the ride is the
“Superman” crouch position, which              picked the wrong man to cuckold.          unequivocally dirty wife of an older
allowed him to shave seconds off               Impulsively, he takes a commission        Spanish relative who takes it upon
Francesco Moser’s world record.                to a Chinese village, deep in the         herself to teach her young charges a
All without sponsorship and despite            heart of nowhere – and stricken with      thing or two about…this and that.
frequent opposition from the world             a cholera! He takes her with him.         It boasts sumptuous photography
governing body (which kept on                  The daily trials of living in appalling   from Emmanuel Lubezki, and a
changing the rules, often banning him          conditions have a striking impact         startling performance from the then
from competing at the last moment),            upon them both…                           rapidly rising star Gael García
on 17 July 1993 he broke that first            “A rare, perfect masterpiece…             Bernal, now fully risen. But it is
world record. Miller performs well, as         Powerful and exhilarating”                Maribel who steals every inch of the
the determined but depressive-cum-             (Horizons)                                screen. She oozes that kind of instant
suicidal cyclist, whose on-track speed         “A timeless love story… Let it sweep      allure which leaves you hopeless.
battles with Chris Boardman are                you away” (Rolling Stone)                 She can’t move, speak or be still,
legendary in Lycra circles. Yet his            “Gripping. Not to be missed” (Daily       without spilling it. And when she
private demons would prove to be a             Mail - So it must be true)                starts, you know she’s not playing!
tougher battle.                                Forget all that. Just come. It works on   This is Mexican film-making.
“Too many of the film’s climaxes rely          every level, especially the faces, most   They don’t mess with fifteen takes or
on lengthy sequences of Miller                 of the words and his immaculate           stand-ins. Everything is instant and so
sweatily pounding around a velodrome           shirts… A beautiful journey from          beautifully observed, it hurts.
against a rival or duller still, against the   beginning to end.                         Come for this exquisite pain.
clock…”(Wendy Ide Times,
Knowledge) Tuck into socks or leave
your clips at the door.

                                                Director: John Curran
                                                Starring: Naomi Watts, Liev
                                                Schreiber, Edward Norton, Toby Jones
                                                Certificate: 12A
                                                Duration: 125 mins
                                                Origin: China, USA 2006
                                                By: Momentum Pictures
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Ten Canoes
Mon 20 7.30                              Molière                                    Director: Laurent Tirard
                                                                                    Starring: Fabrice Luchini, Laura
                                                                                    Morante, Romain Duris, Ludivine
                                                                                    Sagnier
                                         Tue 21, Wed 22,                            Certificate: 12A
                                                                                    Duration: 120 mins
                                         Thu 23 7.30                                Origin: France 2007
                                         In 1645, the French playwright             By: Pathe Distribution
                                         Molière mysteriously disappeared.
                                         It was only weeks. This comedy-
                                         drama is inspired by his disappearance
                                         and imagines all manner of possible
                                         scenarios to colour what might have
Set a thousand years ago in              happened to him – and what mischief
Australia’s far northern Arnhem          he might make? At the time, Molière
Land, this beautifully shot and          (Duris) was touring the French
acted tale with an all-native cast, is   countryside with his theatre company.
a remarkable study of aborigine          He was yet to be recognised as a great
folklore.                                author or make any money.
Narrated with style and humour by        He is recruited by Jourdain (Luchini),
David Gulpilil, it is a fairly           a wealthy man who has fallen in love
straightforward story of forbidden       with a widow, Célimène (Sagnier),
love, but its relative simplicity is     despite having a beautiful wife and
fleshed out with tales cutting back      two daughters already!
and forth across time in timeless        He needs someone to help with his
examination of coming-of-age.            acting and to polish his self-indulgent,
“A hit at Cannes and Venice, the film    terrible play, designed to seduce
is a beguiling and sumptuously           Célimène. “Brilliantly written and
photographed, examination of an          directed, MOLIÈRE is witty and
ancient culture… the first about         handsomely played, and is
Australia’s indigenous people told as    representative of French cinema at its
their story and wholly owned by          very finest…” It is totally speculative,
them. de Heer (Oz director)              hence a great story, told with certain
collaborated at length with the          knowledge of Molière - but no idea
indigenous (non-starry) community        where he went or what happened
who went on to star in the film”         during his absence. It is the “knowing
(Times)                                  him” which creates this likely tale.
“… an informal study of storytelling     Come and be wooed by inspired
and its social functions. Hence, it      fantasy, Duris’ presence and Laura
wouldn’t have hurt for the film’s own    Morante’s face.
tales to be better told… Beguiling all
the same, this is not a dry,
ethnographic treatise, but a good
natured, beautifully photographed
movie”. (Cosmo L)
The opening line will set you up for
the surprises to come. Don’t miss.

 Director: Rolf Heer
 Starring: Richard Birrinbirrin, Jamie
 Gulpilil, David Gulpilil, Johnny
 Buniyira
 Certificate: 15
 Duration: 92 mins
 Origin: Australia 2006
 By: The Works UK Distribution
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Die Hard 4                                                                    Shrek The Third
                                                                              Sun 26 6.00
                                                                               Directors: Raman Hui, Chris Miller
                                                                               Starring: Eddie Murphy, Cameron
Fri 24 7.30, Sat 25 7.00                                                       Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Mike Myers
An old-fashioned cop emerges to                                                Certificate: U
foil a hi-tech attack on the United                                            Duration: 93 mins
States’ computer infrastructure in                                             Origin: USA 2007
the latest instalment of one of the                                            By: Paramount International Pictures
biggest action franchises in screen
history.                                                                      The recipe hasn’t changed much,
It’s been over a decade since                                                 even if the cooking is underdone.
audiences last followed a mission                                             They’re all here - Donkey (Eddie
undertaken by New York cop John                                               Murphy) Puss in Boots (Antonio
McClane (Willis).                                                             Banderas) John Cleese’s dying King
Now, as the world’s greatest criminal                                         Harold, nasty Prince Charming
mastermind (Olyphant) attempts to                                             (Rupert Everett) Shrek’s pregnant
cripple an entire country with an                                             wife Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)
innovative act of technological                                               Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews).
terrorism, only one cop can ensure                                            What a bunch? Sounds like fun for
that the system stays intact.                                                 a jogger.
It’s nonsense but fantastic spectacle                                         “There are, of course, a few
with a nice touch of parody.                                                  genuinely funny moments and a
He’s older, balder (caused a big                                              sprinkling of decent one-liners.
Hollywood debate) but not allowed                                             But the rest is poorly written and
his vest… They decided a bald, old                                            dully characterised. Even the cast
geezer might just be able to save the                                         seem less bouncy than before…”
world… but not in a vest.                                                     “Despite a number of protracted
                                                                              moments, a few scenes are truly
                                                                              inspired: the dying-frog sequence for
                                                                              one, and Shrek’s “Exorcist”- inspired
                                                                              nightmare about parenthood for
                                        Director: Len Wiseman                 another. Some jokes sail close to
                                        Starring: Bruce Willis, Timothy       innuendo, but in the main they’re
                                        Olyphant, Jeffrey Wright, Maggie Q    balanced enough to appeal to all
                                        Certificate: 15                       ages. The CG animation, too, is as
                                        Duration: 129 mins                    refined as we’ve come to expect. Just
                                        Origin: USA 2007                      a shame it lacks the smart sassiness
                                        By: Twentieth Century Fox             of its predecessors. Time to call
                                                                              time???”
                                                                              (crits: Eve Standard, Time Out)
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