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WELCOME TO
THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD
INTERNATIONAL WHOLESALE CATALOGUE
2019–2020!
Inside are all the smart and funny things we make, and Bonus special attractions:
     •    Inspiring New Products and our current Best-Sellers
     •    Facts about the solitary and misunderstood aye-aye of Madagascar
     •    The sleek new remodeled IVORY TOWER redesigned to showcase every line!
     •    (now that we think of it, this catalogue is maybe
          not so much about the aye-aye of Madagascar)
Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
We have brilliant gifts.

YOU ARE HERE
79 Best-Sellers & New                    36    Lip Balm                              4     Plush Décor
                                                                                            STUFFED PORTRAITS
69 Bob Ross                              66    Magnetic Play Sets
                                                                                     70 Politics – U.S.
61 Candles                               23    Mints
         SECULAR SAINTS                                                              38 Soap
                                         11    Mugs (Traditional)                           FOAM SWEET FOAM
42 Cards
         QUOTABLE NOTABLES               6     Mugs (Transforming)                   56 Shot Glasses
74 Displays & Ivory Tower                1     New Products                          72 Star Trek
33 Dolls                                 47    Notebooks                             53 Sticky Note Booklets
         LITTLE THINKERS                        POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE
                                                                                     56 Tableware & Proof is in
26 Finger Puppets                        52 Pill Boxes                                   the Pudding Bowls
         MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
                                         18 Pins, Enamel                             58 Watches
32 Freudian Slippers
                                         57 Planet Plates                                   TEMPUS FUGIT

76 Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory                                                          64 Zipper Bags
    Tower Displays

WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD?
The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are             In the 1990s, two brothers in New York City’s Lower East
shrouded in mystery, although maybe that’s wine stains.          Side inherited the mantle of the UPG at a time when you
                                                                 couldn’t hock a mantle.
Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank
from one of our vessels; although UPG almost never               The Unemployed Philosophers Guild was reborn when
endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock, we made it look             these champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity,
good. Millennia passed. The Roman Empire. Atilla the Hun.        and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire was on the final.       needs of the people for finger puppets of the great
The Plague. Gingivitis. Some witch hunts were in there.          philosophers and cracking up at stuff.
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NEW PRODUCTS
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                                                   TRUMPZILLA MINTS
                                                   Is your mouth tasteless…bitter…even nasty?
                                                   Wake up, America! Get Trumpzilla cinnamon-
                                                   habanero mints and quit being offensive.
                                                   cinnamon habañero #5353
                                                   Multiples of 24.
                                                   Il142 9c) (^)XN

                      HESTER PRYNNE’S THE SCARLET LETTER
                      BODY SOAP
                      Here is a pure and upright soap that will ostracize grime with the
                                                                                                FREDDIE MERCURY SECULAR SAINT CANDLE
                                                                                                This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie,
                      whole dismal severity of the Puritanic code of law. Hester Prynne’s
                                                                                                exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions! Place it in your
                      The Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary
                                                                                                studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise
                      anguish of your life.
                                                                                                it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the champions, We
                      floral, cocoa butter #5405
                                                                                                are the champions… #5418
                      Multiples of 8.
                                                                                                Multiples of 6.
                      Il142 9c) ^*(XN                                                           Il142 9c) &(!XN
THE STICKY NOTE BOOK OF
SHERLOCK HOLMES
The Sticky Note Book of Sherlock Holmes is a
handsome collection of notes for readers and other
investigators. There are page markers featuring Sir
Arthur Conan Doyle’s best-known books, as well as
sticky notes in the style of the great detective’s card
and in a form ideal for the recording of case notes,
household details, or other little things. “It has long
been an axiom of mine that the little things are
infinitely the most important.” #5403
Multiples of 6.
Il142 9c) (^@\R
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                                                                                                BAD ART MUG
                                                                                                Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF
                                                                                                BAD ART. “MOBA is a small museum that celebrates the labor of artists
                                                                                                whose work would be displayed and appreciated in no other forum.”
                                                                                                Every work on this mug belongs in the canon… and that canon should
                                                                                                be fired. Ars longa. Vita brevis. Have a beverage. 414 mL. #5395
                                                                                                Multiples of 4.
                                                                                                Il142 9c) ($(]T

                                                                 CTHULHU                                          PALE BLUE DOTS
                                                                 MAGNETIC PERSONALITY                             On Valentine’s Day 1990, Voyager 1 captured the “family
                                                                 H.P. Lovecraft’s wonderful, horrible             portrait” of our solar system (close relatives only). Carl
                                                                 creation is now a puppet on your finger          Sagan had the brilliant idea for the spacecraft to turn
                                                                 and a magnet on your fridge. Cthulhu             back and take a photograph. That inspiration gave us
                                                                 that voodoo that you do so well. #5400           the “pale blue dot” image of Earth. Kind of puts things
                                                                                                                  in perspective, huh? pale blue peppermint #5417
                                                                 Multiples of 6.
                                                                 Il142 9c) (^%]T                                  Multiples of 24.
                                                                                                                  Il142 9c) &(@?K

       GRIM REAPER
       MAGNETIC PERSONALITY
       The Grim Reaper is a personification of mortality on
       your finger and a reminder that all is fleeting on your
       fridge: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
       shadow of leftovers, I will fear no evil… #5401
       Multiples of 6.
       Il142 9c) (^ ZP
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NEW PRODUCTS                          3

                                                                                                                                      FOOTPRINT
                                                                                                                                        INSIDE!

              COLD

                                                HOT

                                                                              MOON MUG
                                                                              Here are two gorgeous Moon portraits – the “magnificent desolation” of the
                                                                              Near Side and the mysterious terrain of the Far Side. When the mug is cold,
                                                                              you see the Moon(s) against a sea of black. Add a steaming beverage and watch
                                                                              the mug transform, revealing the names of Apollo missions, astronauts, landing
                                                                              sites, and milestones. “We leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall
                                                                              return, with peace, and hope for all mankind.” 414 mL. #5392
                                                                              Multiples of 4.

JEAN-LUC PICARD’S
MAKE IT SOAP
                                                                              Il142 9c) ($^\R
Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get
back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap.
Earl Grey, bergamot #5420
Multiples of 8.
Il142 9c) %&(\R

                                                      STAR TREK ENGINEERING
                                                      POCKET NOTEBOOK
                                                      A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet      Multiples of 6.
                                                      Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for
                                                      reference – and plenty of room to record your
                                                      concepts, data, and inventions.
                                                                                                       Il142 9c) ($&YO
                                                      9 × 12 cm, 48 gridded pages. #5393
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                                  INTRODUCING

           STUFFED
       EW!
      N
          PORTRAITS                                                                     MULTIPLES OF 2.

    our Brand-New Line of Plush Décor!
      Not just another “big head”              Here’s the one room accent for everyone
       …the brains to go with it!                   who’s comfortable with genius.

            Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers.

              FRIDA KAHLO                          WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
            STUFFED PORTRAIT                        STUFFED PORTRAIT
             Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412         Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414
                    Il142 9c) &^&]T                          Il142 9c) &()[Q
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Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits,
UPG’s plush characters with character.
Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair
to your favorite chair.
Having a bad day? Let Sigmund Freud
cushion the blow.
These adorable geniuses are comfortable
on your sofa or in your boudoir.
Set a friendly face in your living space
and give any room a smart new look.
SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 36 × 36 × 13 cm.

                 ALBERT EINSTEIN                         SIGMUND FREUD
                STUFFED PORTRAIT                        STUFFED PORTRAIT
              Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411   Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413
                        Il142 9c) & )]T                         Il142 9c) &%&+U
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TRANSFORMING MUGS
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     When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee,
     or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes
     everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming
     beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the                                                       OPEN AT THE
                                                                                                               TOP SO YOU
     change of perspective.
                                          SF O R M S !
                                                                                                                CAN ADD

                                        N
                                                                                                                 LIQUID!

                                  T R A                                                                                        IMAGES TRANSFORM
                                                                                                                                WHEN YOU POUR A
                                                                                                                                 HOT BEVERAGE
     EACH MUG
    FEATURES AN
    ORIGINAL UPG
       DESIGN

                                                                                                                                     HANDLE COMES
                                                                                                                                       FREE WITH
                                                                                                                                      EVERY MUG!

                                                              HOLD HERE
                                                              TO PREVENT
                                                               BURNING
                                                             YOUR HANDS!
                                                                                                                             CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM
                                                                                                                              TO PREVENT BEVERAGE
    CARE INSTRUCTIONS            SO COOL!                                                      SO HOT!                         FROM LEAKING OUT!
          INSIDE

                                                                                                                         FREE DISPLAY INSERTS
                                                                                                                          INCLUDED WITH ALL
                                                                                                                           YOUR ORDERS FOR
                                                                                                                         TRANSFORMING MUGS

                                                                 SPOILERS!
                                                             BEFORE-AND-AFTER
                                                                   VIEWS

                                                      EACH MUG
                                                 INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

                                                      BEST-SELLERS

     STAR TREK TRANSPORTER        BOB ROSS       CONSTELLATIONS       DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS       DISAPPEARING                  PLANET
              #4606          SELF-PAINTING MUG        #2762                    #0982               CHESHIRE CAT                   #5293
         Il142 9c) *#![Q            #4961
                               Il142 9c) *&)ZP    Il142 9c)@&^@VL           Il142 9c) %& XN            #0025
                                                                                                   Il142 9c) )@%+U            Il142 9c) @(#WM
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Multiples of 4/style.     TRANSFORMING MUGS                                        7

                                                                          NEW!
                                                                                                                                             FOOTPRINT
                                                                                                                                               INSIDE!

  COLD
                                                                       COLD

                                                            HOT                                                                                     HOT

         PLANET                                                                                   MOON MUG
         Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet                              Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot
         in the solar system. 355 mL. #5293                                                       water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and
         Il142 9c) @(#WM                                                                          milestones. 414 mL. #5392
                                                                                                  Il142 9c) ($^\R

COLD                                                                          COLD

                                                     HOT                                                                                          HOT

         CONSTELLATION                                                                           GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS
         Have coffee with the stars. 355 mL. #2762                                               When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation
         Il142 9c)@&^@VL                                                                         illustrations appear. 355 mL. #5295
                                                                                                 Il142 9c) (@$ZP

COLD

                                                                         COLD

                                                           HOT
                                                                                                                                                    HOT

         BIOLUMINESCENCE
         The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious                              CLIMATE CHANGE
         and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to                                  Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool
         make themselves light up! 414 mL. #5048                                                 off and the coastlines return. 355 mL. #3869

         Il142 9c) *$#+U                                                                         Il142 9c) #@$XN
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8      TRANSFORMING MUGS                         Multiples of 4/style.

COLD
                                                                             COLD

                                                                                                                                           HOT
                                                           HOT

              BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG                                               GREAT NUDES
              “Play. Have fun.” On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds              Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re
              you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot             all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 414 mL. #2240
              beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 414 mL. #4961
              Il142 9c) *&)ZP                                                          Il142 9c)@ $)YO

                                                                                COLD

    COLD

                                                                                                                                               HOT
                                                             HOT

              DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH                                                  BIRDS ON A WIRE
              Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous                              This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot
              painter’s ear disappear. 296mL. #0125                                    water and watch the species appear in full color. 355 mL. #4746

              Il142 9c) )@$WM                                                          Il142 9c) *$#+U

    COLD
                                                                              COLD

                                                            HOT                                                                              HOT

              DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS                                                   SHARK!
              Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 414 mL. #0982                          Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 414 mL.
              Il142 9c) %& XN                                                          #2985

                                                                                       Il142 9c)@(*%YO
Multiples of 4/style.   TRANSFORMING MUGS                                            9

COLD                                                                     COLD

                                                                                                                                                   HOT

                                                    HOT

        DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT                                                            GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET
        The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 355 mL. #0025                               Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly
        Il142 9c) )@%+U                                                                      throw open the closet doors! 414 mL. #1655
                                                                                             Il142 9c) ^*#VL
                                                                                             SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET
                                                                                             These two mugs look the same, but when you add
                                                                                             hot water, one of them reveals a live cat inside the
                                                                                             box, while the other… well, let’s just be glad it’s only a
                                                                                             thought experiment. The best mug set for your many-
                                                                                             worlds! 355 mL each. #4565
                                                                                              Multiples of 2.
 COLD                                                                                        Il142 9c) *@&+U
        HOT

                                                                  COLD
COLD

                                                          HOT                                                                                  HOT

        DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII                                                     JESUS SHAVES
        Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool                              Jesus needs hot water to shave! 414 mL. #0981
        off. 355 mL. #0064
        Il142 9c) )@^[Q                                                                      Il142 9c) %&*?K
10 TRANSFORMING MUGS                      Multiples of 4/style.

  COLD
                                                                         COLD

                                                                                                                               HOT
                                                     HOT

            ALFRED HITCHCOCK                                                      GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES
            This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot                Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear.
            water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles!               355 mL. #1657
            355 mL. #5360
            Il142 9c) ($@+U                                                       Il142 9c) ^*^WM

     COLD
                                                                           COLD

                                                                  HOT                                                                  HOT

            STAR TREK TRANSPORTER                                                 DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES
            When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and                       Watch your rights disappear. 355 mL. #0236
            McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to
            explore the planet surface. Energize! 414 mL. #4606
                                                                                  Il142 9c) $#*\R
            Il142 9c) *#![Q

                                                                        COLD
  COLD
                                                                                                                            HOT
                                                        HOT

            HOW TO: SHADOW PUPPETS                                                DEMOCRATIC DREAM
            Got a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show!               Add hot water, red states turn blue, the
            355mL. #3823                                                          Democrats' dreams come true. 355 mL. #0971
            Il142 9c) $&$ZP                                                       Il142 9c) %&$WM
TRADITIONAL MUGS
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                                                                    OPENING AT THE TOP LETS
Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals                                    BEVERAGES FLOW IN

established thousands of years ago
when our ancestors quit drinking out
of puddles.
As philosophers, we’re all about
tradition. We’re also about beauty,
wisdom, love, justice, being, Being,
apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis…
where was I?

  INDIVIDUALLY
     BOXED

                                                                                                            TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR
                                                                                                            LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!
                                                                  CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM
                                                                   KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM
                                                                       FLOWING OUT

                                                               As you can see, all of our mugs are big
                                                               ideas with a handle. Whether you’re
                                                               fascinated by mathematical formulas
                                                               or miniature art histories or crossword
                                                               puzzles, they just might make you a
                                                               morning person.
                                           READY TO KEEP       And with so many beautiful designs, our
      READY FOR                            FOR YOURSELF
      GIFT-GIVING                                              mugs will look good in front of your mug.

                                               BEST-SELLERS

    MATH MUG         FRIDA DREAMS      SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS     FREUDIAN SIPS            GEOLOGIC TIME              HOW TO: KNOTS
      #0492              #4747                 #0065                 #0084                    #5019                      #3822
   Il142 9c) $!)XN   Il142 9c) *$@WM       Il142 9c) )@(\R       Il142 9c) )@&XN          Il142 9c) *& YO             Il142 9c) $&#]T
12 TRADITIONAL MUGS                    Multiples of 4/style.

             GEOLOGIC TIME                                                                                FREUDIAN SIPS
             Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an                                     When you say one thing but mean your mother! 355 mL.
             amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells                             #0084
             on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 414 mL. #5019
             Il142 9c) *& YO                                                                              Il142 9c) )@&XN

           IT’S HARD TO GET                                               IT’S HARD TO GET                                         IT’S HARD TO GET
           A HANDLE ON                                                    A HANDLE ON                                              A HANDLE ON
           MODERN ART                                                     PHILOSOPHY                                               ENGLISH ROYALTY
           Own a work of art — one                                        What is truth? What is                                   This drinking vessel depicts
           that employs a bold, minimal                                   happiness? What is the                                   all the kings and queens from
           palette to depict 65 great                                     best place for my favorite                               Alfred to Elizabeth II… and
           modern artists from Courbet                                    libation? Here are 60 Western                            one unfortunate Interregnum
           to Warhol. 266 mL. #5193                                       philosophers to help you                                 — more kings and queens
           Il142 9c) @%)ZP                                                with at least one of these
                                                                          questions. 266 mL. #4253
                                                                                                                                   than any other cup! We are
                                                                                                                                   amused. 266 mL. #5192
                                                                          Il142 9c) *@*[Q                                          Il142 9c) @$(+
Multiples of 4/style.   TRADITIONAL MUGS 13

                                                                                                              FRIDA’S QUOTE
                                                                                                                IN ENGLISH
                                                                                                               AND SPANISH

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART                                                    FRIDA DREAMS
From Lascaux to Picasso. 414 mL. #1658                                  The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the
Il142 9c) ^&%[Q                                                         realists and the dreamers alike. 355 mL. #4747
                                                                        Il142 9c) *$@WM
                                                        NEW!

                                      CHALK
                                    INCLUDED!

EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARD                                                   BAD ART
Write a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your                       Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the
labmate or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 355 mL. #5376                   MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 414 mL. #5395
Il142 9c) @#^+U                                                         Il142 9c) ($(]T

MATH MUG                                                                I LOVE YOU MUG
20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 414 mL.                   This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your
#0492                                                                   paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over
Il142 9c) $!)XN                                                         cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 355 mL. #5297
                                                                        Il142 9c) (@%WM
14 TRADITIONAL MUGS                     Multiples of 4/style.

                 GREAT ARCHITECTURE                                     STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK
                 Architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings          50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space
                 from classical to classic. 296 mL. #3305               exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t
                 Il142 9c) )!%?K                                        have one yet? Make it so. 414mL. #4378
                                                                        Il142 9c) &#&VL

                 GREAT MOUSTACHES                                       PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
                 15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain, Poe              29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 414 mL. #0978
                 and others. 355 mL. #0652
                 Il142 9c) ^#@+U                                        Il142 9c) %&^[Q
  NOTCH FOR
TEA BAG STRING

                 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA                        YIDDISH PROVERBS
                 Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag   Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their English translations.
                 string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite.   355 mL. #0163
                 Ingenious! 355 mL. #4972
                 Il142 9c) *&!WM                                        Il142 9c) )#)XN
Multiples of 4/style.   TRADITIONAL MUGS 15

                                                                            HOW TO: DRAWING
                                                                            Make your hot cocoa more creative with clear step-by-step
                                                                            figures showing how to draw three endangered species!
                                                                            355mL. #3824

                                                YOGA MAT
                                                 COASTER
                                                INCLUDED!
                                                                            Il142 9c) $&%WM
HOW TO: YOGA
Now you know what to get your guru. 355 mL. #3464
Il142 9c) $&@VL

                                                                                                                                ROPES
                                                                                                                              INCLUDED!

                                              PAD AND
                                               PENCIL
                                             INCLUDED!                         HOW TO: KNOTS
                                                                               Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included!
                                                                               355 mL. #3822
                                                                               Il142 9c) $&#]T

THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIP
If you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate
our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature
pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of
Penmanship. 355 mL. #4521                                                                                        PENCIL

Il142 9c) &*%WM                                                                                                INCLUDED!

                                                                               CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG
                                                                               Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then
                                                                               wash your mug and look for more than two dozen
                                                                               puzzles online! 414 mL. #3340
                                                                               Il142 9c) $ $]T
16 TRADITIONAL MUGS                  Multiples of 4/style.

           SHERLOCK HOLMES                                                   BANNED BOOKS
           Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images,             24 literary classics too hot to handle. 355 mL. #2480
           and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting
           detective! 414 mL. #4638
                                                                             Il142 9c)@$*)YO
           Il142 9c) *@^WM

                                                                                                 PAWPRINT
                                                                                                   INSIDE

           SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS                                             LITERARY CAT MUG
           The Bard’s best put-downs. 414 mL. #0065                          Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten.
           Il142 9c) )@(\R                                                   Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-
                                                                             versa. 355 mL. #5375
                                                                             Il142 9c) @^#ZP

           FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE                                         LAST LINES OF LITERATURE
           It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For   Even if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good
           best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug.        book, you’ll always have the last word. 414 mL. #4261
           414 mL. #2763
           Il142 9c)@&^#]T                                                   Il142 9c) ^%&WM
Multiples of 4/style.   TRADITIONAL MUGS 17

BRONTË SISTERS
Now this very literary family can be at home with yours!
414 mL. #4376
Il142 9c) &#^YO
                                                                                    JANE AUSTEN
                                                                                    Just the thing for women of independent
                                                                                    means and superior men. 414 mL. #3764
                                                                                    Il142 9c) $^$[Q

EDGAR ALLAN POE
Makes any beverage mysterious! 414 mL. #3356
Il142 9c) $^#+U

                                                                                    KURT VONNEGUT
                                                                                    The right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the
                                                                                    requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more.
                                                                                    414 mL. #3358
                                                                                    Il142 9c) $^!ZP

LEWIS CARROLL
Lewis Carroll, the man who sent Alice to Wonderland, author
of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,” and surely the favorite author
of someone in your life, young or young at heart! 414 mL. #4375
Il142 9c) &$%[Q
ENAMEL PINS
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     Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!
     Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical
     figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets
     of two with rubber pin backs.

                                              UNIQUE QUOTE OR
                                             QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS

                                               ATTRACTIVE
                                                 8 × 11 cm
                                            HANGING DISPLAY
                                             CARD INSIDE AN
                                            ACETATE ENVELOPE

                                                   TENACIOUS
                                                RUBBER PIN BACKS
                                                 HOLD ON TIGHT

                                                 ORIGINAL
                                                 DESIGNS

                                                ENAMEL PINS
                                                  COME IN
COLORFUL                                        SETS OF TWO
 ENAMEL

                                                                    BEST-SELLERS

                    9-HOOK
                    DISPLAY
                    #5103
                    SEE PAGE 75
                    Il142 9c) (@)\R
                                            FRIDA KAHLO                ANDY WARHOL       ROSIE THE RIVETER
                                                #5091                     #5086                #5098
                                            Il142 9c) ()(WM            Il142 9c) * (\R     Il142 9c) (!%XN
                    24-HOOK
                    SPINNING
                    DISPLAY
                    #5354                 VINCENT VAN GOGH             SALVADOR DALÍ           ALICE
                    SEE PAGE 75                 #5085                      #5092               #5070

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                                                            CHARLES DARWIN
ALBERT EINSTEIN                                             “I frequently got on their
In theory, Albert Einstein                                  backs...but I found it
and E = mc 2 show you                                       very difficult to keep my
have potential... you know,                                 balance.”
relatively. #5093                                           — Charles Darwin on riding
Il142 9c) (! ZP                                             the Galápagos Tortoise #5077
                                                            Il142 9c) * )YO
                                            GLOWS IN        MARIE
                                            THE DARK!       SKLODOWSKA
                                                            CURIE
NIKOLA TESLA                                                Marie Sklodowska
Nikola Tesla and his famous
                                                            Curie coined the word
Tesla Coil — flash but not
                                                            “radioactive” and named the
flashy. #5084
                                                            radium that gave the lab
Il142 9c) * &XN                                             that special glow(-in-the-
                                                            dark). #5309
                                                            Il142 9c) (#!XN
CARL SAGAN
Carl Sagan sent the Golden                                  LAIKA
Record aboard Voyager. No                                   Brave little Laika began
word yet from “advanced                                     as a stray in Moscow, but
spacefaring civilizations in                                she flew around the world
interstellar space.” #5080                                  aboard Sputnik 2. #5078
Il142 9c) * #ZP                                             Il142 9c) * !VL

                                                            ALICE
T. REX NOW AND                                              Alice found a bottle with a
THEN                                                        label that said “DRINK ME”
T. rex and T. rex fossil —
                                                            and she did — would you?
can you dig it? #5075
                                                            #5070
Il142 9c) *&*VL                                             Il142 9c) *$!ZP

                                                            CHESHIRE CAT
MAD HATTER                                                  ‘Well! I've often seen a cat
“It’s the stupidest tea-party
                                                            without a grin,’ thought
I ever was at in all my life!”
                                                            Alice; ‘but a grin without
Invite the Mad Hatter and
                                                            a cat! It's the most curious
bring your Teacup.
                                                            thing I ever saw in my life!’
#5096
                                                            #5090
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  FRIDA KAHLO                                                   ANDY WARHOL                                                 VINCENT VAN GOGH
  Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the                “I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I   Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085
  self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091
  Il142 9c) ()(WM                                               guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086
                                                                Il142 9c) * (\R                                             Il142 9c) * *?K

  SALVADOR DALÍ                                                 LEONARDO DA VINCI                                           THE SCREAM
  Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day             Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you            “I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his
  more surreal. #5092                                           keep things in proportion. #5258                            diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214
  Il142 9c) (!)]T                                               Il142 9c) @#$ZP                                             Il142 9c) @%$XN

  PABLO PICASSO                                                 CLAUDE MONET                                                BOB ROSS
  Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never           Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet                “You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross
  stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372            painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his     paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083
  Il142 9c) (%$WM                                               Water Lily paintings. #5369
                                                                Il142 9c) (%!VL                                             Il142 9c) * ^[Q
                                                                                                                            PLATONIC
                                                                                                                            SOLIDS
                                                                                                                            Platonic Solids will show
                                                                                                                            everyone you have many
                                                                                                                            sides. Set of 5 (five) pins.
                                                                                                                            #5313

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BILLIE HOLIDAY                                              SIGMUND FREUD
Billie Holiday wore her
                                                            Sigmund Freud loved his
heart on her sleeve and her
                                                            Mom. Not that there’s
ever-present white gardenia
                                                            anything wrong with that.
in her hair.
                                                            #5095
#5305

Il142 9c) (@*XN                                             Il142 9c) (!@WM
RUTH BADER
GINSBURG                                                    ROSIE THE
Justice Ruth Bader                                          RIVETER
Ginsburg’s opinion:                                         Big job? Tough job?
“I dissent.”                                                Impossible job?
— Bush v. Gore 531 U.S.                                     Rosie says, “We Can Do It!”
98, 144                                                     #5098
#5219

Il142 9c) @%&YO                                             Il142 9c) (!%XN
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
Not your parents’ Trudeau!
                                                            THEODORE
(But it is your parents’
                                                            ROOSEVELT
maple leaf.)
                                                            Theodore Roosevelt and
Pas le Trudeau de tes
                                                            the Bull Moose Party
parents! (Mais c’est la
                                                            want YOU!
feuille d’érable de tes
                                                            #5215
parents.)
#5223

Il142 9c) @#&[Q                                             Il142 9c) @# ]T
SHERLOCK
HOLMES                                                      P.T. BARNUM AND
Sherlock Holmes was
                                                            JUMBO
                                                            Legendary showman P.T.
never without his trusty
                                                            Barnum made an African
magnifying glass.
                                                            elephant the star of the
“It has long been an axiom
                                                            Barnum & Bailey Circus – and
of mine that the little things
                                                            that’s how Jumbo became
are infinitely the most
                                                            the most famous elephant in
important.” — A Case of
                                                            the world. #5370
Identity #5307
Il142 9c) (@(?K                                             Il142 9c) (%@]T
DUCK-RABBIT                                                 SCHRÖDINGER’S
“I shall call the following                                 CAT
figure, derived from Jastrow,                               Every day is like a new
the duck-rabbit. It can be                                  thought experiment.
seen as a rabbit’s head or as                               Sometimes you’re
a duck’s.”                                                  Schrödinger’s Cat.
— Ludwig Wittgenstein,                                      Sometimes you’re
Philosophical Investigations                                Schrödinger’s Other Cat.
#5308                                                       #5102

Il142 9c) (#)[Q                                             Il142 9c) (!(VL
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                                                                     SQUID & WHALE
                                      H.P. LOVECRAFT                 “It seemed not a whale…
                                      H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu.    ‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask.
                                      Pals.                          ‘The great live squid…’ ”
                                      #5218                          — Moby Dick
                                      Il142 9c) @% ?K                #5222

                                                                     Il142 9c) @^)YO
                                      WILLIAM
                                      SHAKESPEARE                    JAMES BALDWIN
                                      William Shakespeare and        “You and I are history. We
                                      The Globe are the emblems      carry our history. We act our
                                      you need for all your          history.”
                                      comedies and tragedies.        — James Baldwin #5089
                                      #5081

                                      Il142 9c) * $WM                Il142 9c) ()&]T

                                                                     EDGAR ALLAN
                                                                     POE
                                      KURT VONNEGUT                  The Raven came to have a
                                      Always be Kurt Vonnegut
                                                                     word with Edgar Allan Poe...
                                      and never be an * . #5076
                                                                     and you know what word
                                      Il142 9c) *&(]T                that is. #5079
                                                                     Il142 9c) * @]T

                                                                     SYLVIA PLATH
                                      JANE AUSTEN                    Sylvia Plath struck on
                                      “One cannot have too large a
                                                                     the precise metaphor:
                                      party.” Or better companions
                                                                     “sitting under the same
                                      than Jane Austen and her
                                                                     glass bell jar.”
                                      Novels. #5088
                                                                     #5220
                                      Il142 9c) *()XN                Il142 9c) @%*VL

                                      SCHADENFREUDE                  STURM UND
                                      & JOIE DE VIVRE                DRANG
                                      Now Schadenfreude and
                                                                     Sturm und Drang — it’s
                                      joie de vivre are together
                                                                     your nature. #5082
                                      for the first time. #5101
                                      Il142 9c) (!*YO                Il142 9c) * %+U
MINTS
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                                                                                       Il142 9c) ^ %\R            Il142 9c) %&!VL

        TRUMP NATIONAL          BEFORE THE KISS            MANLY MINTS            ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS     STAR TREK DILITHIUM CRYSTALS
        EMBARRASSMINTS               #0071                    #0260                        #0615                       #4363
             #4624
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24 MINTS        Multiples of 24/style.

    KURT VONNEGUT
    BREATHMINTS OF                       ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS     SHAKESPEARMINTS             EMPOWERMINTS
      CHAMPIONS                               PEPPERMINT #0615        SPEARMINT #0008            PEPPERMINT #0949
      PEPPERMINT #4995
        Il142 9c) *&#[Q                        Il142 9c) )@ ]T         Il142 9c) ) ^]T            Il142 9c) %^&YO

       BOB ROSS                          MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER        STAR TREK            AFTER THERAPY MINTS
   HAPPY LITTLE MINTS                         PEPPERMINT #0259    DILITHIUM CRYSTALS             PEPPERMINT #0009
      PEPPERMINT #4960
        Il142 9c) *^(+U                         Il142 9c) )!^\R     PINK PEPPERMINT #4363
                                                                        Il142 9c) ^#%?K           Il142 9c) ) %VL

    BEFORE THE KISS                         BEFORE, DURING          THE MORNING                 RETIREMINTS
       PEPPERMINT #0071                    & AFTER SEX MINTS         AFTER MINT
        Il142 9c) ) &ZP                       PEPPERMINT #0103
                                               Il142 9c) ) #\R        PEPPERMINT #0258
                                                                        Il142 9c) )!*VL          PEPPERMINT #2102
                                                                                                   Il142 9c) &#)WM

     MESSIAH MINTS                         ENLIGHTENMINTS            ATONEMINTS                 SIN-O-MINTS
      PEPPERMINT #0964                        PEPPERMINT #0038        PEPPERMINT #0013       CINNAMON HABAÑERO #0108
        Il142 9c) %&!VL                        Il142 9c) ) !XN         Il142 9c) ) @?K            Il142 9c) ) $YO
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MIND CONTROL MINTS               ANTI-GRAVITY MINTS      INVISIBILITY MINTS                     MANLY MINTS
         PEPPERMINT #3882             PEPPERMINT #0962      PEPPERMINT #0947                      PEPPERMINT #0260
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                                       Il142 9c) ^ %\R      PEPPERMINT #2978
                                                             Il142 9c) #*&]T                        Il142 9c) ) (+U
                               NEW!

                                                                   LARGE MINT
                                                                   DISPLAY
                                                                   #0139
RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S            TRUMPZILLA MINTS                  SEE PAGE 74
      JUDGMINTS
         PEPPERMINT #5332
           Il142 9c) @#%WM
                                      PEPPERMINT #5353
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                                                                                     SMALL MINT
                                                                                     DISPLAY
       IMPEACHMINTS               TRUMP NATIONAL                                     #0193
   PEACH PEPPERMINT #5014         EMBARRASSMINTS                                     SEE PAGE 74
           Il142 9c) *&%?K            PEPPERMINT #4624
                                       Il142 9c) *@$]T                               Il142 9c) ^%^ZP
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
26

     Each Magnetic Personality is an original                                                    A MAGNET ON                       APPROX. 10cm
     design capturing the personality of a                                                       YOUR FRIDGE                           TALL

     remarkable individual…
     Do you know this artist?
     Once, a journalist wrote of this “wife of the Master
     Muralist” that she “dabbles in works of art” (!)                                                                                     DRESSED IN
                                                                                                                                       PERIOD CLOTHING

     Of course you do!
                                                                                                                                        & ACCESSORIES

                                                                               ESSENTIAL
     Today, that snubbed painter and activist is better-                     INFORMATION
     known as Frida Kahlo (and better-known than her
     formidable husband).

     It’s all who you know.
     Despite serious illness, a near-fatal accident, and a
     tragic personal life, “Mrs. Diego” prevailed. Thanks to
     her aesthetic vision and mental intensity, she created
     the art – and the artist – that became the symbol of
     womanly strength and resolve known as “Frida.”
     Magnetic Personalities include a tag with a
     thoughtful introduction to one of our original
     thinkers and cultural icons.                                            QUOTABLE
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     Get to know real characters – and people of
     real character.
                                                                                                                                       A PUPPET ON
     Browse Magnetic Personalities finger puppets by category:                                                                         YOUR FINGER
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                                                                 BEST-SELLERS

        SIGMUND FREUD            ALBERT EINSTEIN           ANDY WARHOL                  FRIDA KAHLO             CHARLIE CHAPLIN     PABLO PICASSO
            #0054                     #0148                   #0643                         #0057                    #0928              #0921
         Il142 9c) )#*+U          Il142 9c) )#&WM          Il142 9c) ^@!XN              Il142 9c) )%^XN          Il142 9c) %$%WM     Il142 9c) %#(VL

        SALVADOR DALÍ              THE SCREAM        MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE         LEONARDO DA VINCI          SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT    CLAUDE MONET
            #0033                     #0646                   #0296                       #0543                      #0152              #0082
         Il142 9c) )#$VL          Il142 9c) ^#$XN          Il142 9c) )(^+U              Il142 9c) %!$]T          Il142 9c) )%#WM     Il142 9c) )$^YO
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PHILOSOPHY
                               HANNAH ARENDT                              RENÉ DESCARTES                         MICHEL FOUCAULT                             G.W.F. HEGEL
                                   #0629                                       #3741                                  #0185                                     #0197
                                   Il142 9c) ^!@VL                         Il142 9c) @!(WM                            Il142 9c) )^*[Q                       Il142 9c) )^$]T

 IMMANUEL KANT         SØREN KIERKEGAARD                  KARL MARX                   FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE                        PLATO                     BARUCH SPINOZA
     #0143                    #0181                         #0250                            #0087                               #0095                          #0515
   Il142 9c) )$)WM        Il142 9c) )%*\R                Il142 9c) )$%\R                     Il142 9c) )$*]T                 Il142 9c) )%)VL                Il142 9c) !#^WM

SCIENCE &
TECHNOLOGY
                     MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE             CHARLES DARWIN                  THOMAS EDISON                       ALBERT EINSTEIN                SIGMUND FREUD
                              #0296                          #0251                          #0292                                #0148                         #0054
                          Il142 9c) )(^+U                Il142 9c) )($ZP                     Il142 9c) )(*XN                 Il142 9c) )#&WM                Il142 9c) )#*+U

GALILEO GALILEI       KURT GÖDEL                CARL JUNG                 ISAAC NEWTON                 PAVLOV’S DOG                 CARL SAGAN             SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT
     #0178               #5213                    #0067                       #0249                        #0151                       #3555                     #0152
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 NIKOLA TESLA
     #0636
                     ALAN TURING
                        #4097
                                                FREUD & COUCH                            GREAT SCIENTISTS                                GREAT PSYCHOLOGISTS
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                                                                                         Il142 9c) %)!]T                                 #0096   Multiples of 4.
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  AUTHORS &
  LITERATURE
                       GREAT WRITERS                                  SHOLOM ALEICHEM
                                                                           #0516
                                                                                                MAYA ANGELOU
                                                                                                    #5212
                                                                                                                       JANE AUSTEN
                                                                                                                          #0145
                                                                                                                                             JAMES BALDWIN
                                                                                                                                                 #5335
                       #0134    Multiples of 4.
                       Il142 9c) )&@XN                                      Il142 9c) !#!\R Il142 9c) @%@+U Il142 9c) )^(XN Il142 9c) (#*WM
                                                  NEW!                                                                               NEW!

    BERTOLT BRECHT          ANTON CHEKHOV                   CTHULHU                 CHARLES DICKENS            EMILY DICKINSON              GRIM REAPER
         #5035                  #0919                         #5400                      #0031                       #0544                     #5401
     Il142 9c) *(&WM            Il142 9c) %#&\R           Il142 9c) (^%]T             Il142 9c) )#%]T           Il142 9c) %!#VL             Il142 9c) (^ ZP

   ERNEST HEMINGWAY        SHERLOCK HOLMES           LANGSTON HUGHES               ZORA NEALE HURSTON            JAMES JOYCE         GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ
          #0630                 #0596                     #4240                           #0196                     #0146                     #4756
     Il142 9c) ^!#]T            Il142 9c) %#)]T           Il142 9c) *@(XN             Il142 9c) )^#VL            Il142 9c) )$!+U            Il142 9c) *$%XN

      MOBY DICK                GEORGE ORWELL             DOROTHY PARKER               SYLVIA PLATH             EDGAR ALLAN POE              POE’S RAVEN
        #4393                      #0598                     #0252                        #3554                     #0198                      #4394
     Il142 9c) &$(YO            Il142 9c) %#@WM           Il142 9c) )(!YO             Il142 9c) $ )?K           Il142 9c) )^@YO             Il142 9c) &%)?K

    RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI                RUMI            WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE               MARK TWAIN               KURT VONNEGUT             WALT WHITMAN
         #4572                      #3740                  #0104                         #0628                      #2944                    #4096
     Il142 9c) &*(?K            Il142 9c) @!*ZP           Il142 9c) )%(YO             Il142 9c) ^! YO           Il142 9c)@($ VL             Il142 9c) $()ZP
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                                                          WONDERLAND
  OSCAR WILDE        VIRGINIA WOOLF                                                                    ALICE          CHESHIRE CAT            QUEEN OF HEARTS
     #0635                #0124                                                                        #2242              #2191                    #2190
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PERFORMING
& VISUAL ARTS
                             LOUIS ARMSTRONG            LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN          CHARLIE CHAPLIN            SALVADOR DALÍ                KEITH HARING
                                   #2186                        #0150                      #0928                     #0033                        #2941
                               Il142 9c) &$!]T               Il142 9c) )*!ZP            Il142 9c) %$%WM          Il142 9c) )#$VL              Il142 9c)@($!?K

 ALFRED HITCHCOCK           FRIDA KAHLO                LEONARDO DA VINCI            MICHELANGELO                CLAUDE MONET                  W. A. MOZART
       #5362                    #0057                        #0543                      #4561                       #0082                         #0144
   Il142 9c) ($ XN         Il142 9c) )%^XN                Il142 9c) %!$]T            Il142 9c) ( #VL            Il142 9c) )$^YO               Il142 9c) )$&VL

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE     PABLO PICASSO               ELVIS PRESLEY        GIACOMO PUCCINI        DJANGO REINHARDT         DIEGO RIVERA                BOB ROSS
     #0518               #0921                       #3045                 #0156                   #5299                  #0154                     #5300
  Il142 9c) %)$+U Il142 9c) %#(VL Il142 9c) !&%VL Il142 9c) )%!]T Il142 9c) %@#?K Il142 9c) )#^ZP Il142 9c) &@&WM

  THE SCREAM
     #0646
                       PETE SEEGER
                          #3915
                                             VINCENT VAN GOGH
                                                   #0121
                                                                        ANDY WARHOL
                                                                           #0643
                                                                                            FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT      GREAT COMPOSERS
                                                                                                   #0610
  Il142 9c) ^#$XN Il142 9c) @ *YO Il142 9c) )^)?K Il142 9c) ^@!XN Il142 9c) !$&]T Il142 9c) )&^VL                   #0158   Multiples of 4.
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  WORLD
  RELIGIONS
                                        LAUGHING BUDDHA                                      POPE FRANCIS                               GANESHA
                                             #0020                                              #4242                                    #0923
                                           Il142 9c) )#@\R                                   Il142 9c) ^#*VL                         Il142 9c) %$!YO

                          JESUS                              LAO-TZU                             MOSES                          SHIVA
                          #0929                               #0073                              #3265                          #0924
                      Il142 9c) %$^+U                    Il142 9c) )$#XN                      Il142 9c) $!^ZP              Il142 9c) %$@VL

  HISTORY
  & POLITICS
                                    BLACKBEARD                     NELLIE BLY               NOAM CHOMSKY        FREDERICK DOUGLASS            QUEEN ELIZABETH I
                                       #1841                         #4246                      #3556                  #0255                       #0519
                                    Il142 9c) &)!WM              Il142 9c) *$&\R              Il142 9c) $#(YO      Il142 9c) )* YO               Il142 9c) %)%[Q

  BENJAMIN FRANKLIN           RUTH BADER GINSBURG              ULYSSES S. GRANT            ALEXANDER HAMILTON   THOMAS JEFFERSON              ABRAHAM LINCOLN
        #0221                        #5036                          #0925                        #4369               #0521                         #0245
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     MALCOLM X                    NELSON MANDELA                BARACK OBAMA                   ROSA PARKS        ROSIE THE RIVETER           ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
       #3916                           #0153                        #0644                         #2185                #5379                       #0223
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT          BETSY ROSS       SOJOURNER TRUTH         HARRIET TUBMAN                        QUEEN VICTORIA     GEORGE WASHINGTON
      #0254                    #1840              #0621                   #0241                                #3266                 #0294
        Il142 9c) )*$[Q    Il142 9c) &)@+U     Il142 9c) ^)@WM          Il142 9c) )*&\R                     Il142 9c) $!%]T      Il142 9c) )(&[Q
                                                                            BEST COMRADES
                                                                            TRUMP AND PUTIN
                                                                            BOX SET
                                                                            #5044   Multiples of 4.
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GREAT REVOLUTIONARIES
#0157   Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) )& ]T
                                                                                         SPINNING
                                                                                         COUNTERTOP
STAR TREK                                                                                PUPPET
                                                                                         DISPLAY
                                                                                          #4268
                             CHEKOV           CAPTAIN KIRK                               SEE PAGE 74
                              #4555
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         DR. McCOY            SCOTTY              SPOCK
           #4552               #4556               #4551
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                                                                       SPINNING
                                                                       COUNTERTOP
                                                                       CARD/PUPPET
                                                                       DISPLAY
                                                                       #4477
            SULU               UHURA                                   SEE PAGE 74
            #4553
        Il142 9c) *#%YO         #4554
                           Il142 9c) *#^VL                             Il142 9c) &^#?K
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS
32

                       EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! —
                       MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART
                                                                                                             THEY ARE OPEN-MINDED

                                                                                                                            LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE
         FULLY                                                                                                                     FREUD!
     TWEAK-ABLE NOSE

                                    RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE
                                           FREUD!

                                                      PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™
                                                           TECHNOLOGY

                                                                              FREUDIAN SLIPPERS
                                                                              Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the
                                                                              master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.
                                                                              Multiples of 2/size.
                                                                              Available in US sizes:
                                                                              SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112
                                                                              Il142 9c) @#)\R
                                                                              MEDIUM    (Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111
                                                                              Il142 9c) @#!YO
                                                                              LARGE   (Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110
                                                                              Il142 9c) @#@VL
LITTLE THINKERS
                                                                                                                                           33

                                                                   The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
                                                                   is home to dozens of Little Thinkers
                                                                   — plush companions as inspiring as
              APPROX.
                                                                   they are cuddly. Each one sports its
             28 cm TALL
                                                                   own handy tag filled with enlightening
                                                                   biographical information.
                 DETAILS,
                 DETAILS,
                 DETAILS
                                                                 More dignified than a dolly.
                                                                         Better than a bobble-head.
   EACH IS DRESSED
   AS THEY DRESSED
                                                                               UPG’s Little Thinkers are
                                                                                characters with character.
INDIVIDUAL
  BIO TAG
                                                                                                                          FASCINATING
                                                                                               PERSONAL                      FACTS
                                                                                              PARTICULARS

SITS ON YOUR
 BOOKSHELF                                                                                               SIGNIFICANT
                                                                                    NOTABLE                 DATES
                                                                                     QUOTE
           SITS ON
          YOUR DESK

                                                   BEST-SELLERS

  SIGMUND FREUD             ALBERT EINSTEIN    FRIDA KAHLO       CHARLIE CHAPLIN          WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE          LEONARDO DA VINCI
      #0162                      #0035             #0056              #0931                      #0099                       #0029
   Il142 9c) !)$VL           Il142 9c) !)#YO   Il142 9c) !)@\R    Il142 9c) %$*XN             Il142 9c) ! )WM            Il142 9c) ! *]T
34 LITTLE THINKERS                           Multiples of 2/style.

                                                                PLAYS T                                                                           HABLE
                                                                     LIGH                                                                  D E TAC E Y !
                                                             “MOON TA”!                                                                      MONK
                                                               SO N A

                                                                QE
  PERFORMING
  & VISUAL ARTS

                                      LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN                         CHARLIE CHAPLIN                       FRIDA KAHLO                       LEONARDO DA VINCI
                                          MUSICAL #0017                                 #0931                                #0056                               #0029
                                           Il142 9c) ! %\R         P LAYS E
                                                                                    Il142 9c) %$*XN                      Il142 9c) !)@\R                     Il142 9c) ! *]T
                                                                         LE IN
                                                               “E IN E K S IK !”                          SCRE A
                                                                                                                  MS
                                                                          U
                                                               N AC H T M                                    WHEN !
                                                                                                                   KED
                                                                                                          P RO V O

                                                               QE

     CLAUDE MONET                   WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART                         PABLO PICASSO                    SCREAMING SCREAM                         PETE SEEGER
         #0081                            MUSICAL #0083                                 #0638                          MUSICAL #0290                             #3920
      Il142 9c) ! @[Q                      Il142 9c) ! #XN                          Il142 9c) ^!(?K                      Il142 9c) !@&?K                      Il142 9c) #()]T
                            HABLE
                    D E TAC !
                          EAR

                                                                                     PHILOSOPHY

    VINCENT VAN GOGH                      ANDY WARHOL                                                                     KARL MARX                               SOCRATES
          #0122                               #0311                                                                         #0077                                   #0115
      Il142 9c) ! &VL                      Il142 9c) ^ @[Q                                                               Il142 9c) ! ^YO                        Il142 9c) !)&WM

  SCIENCE &
  TECHNOLOGY

                                    MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE             CHARLES DARWIN                 ALBERT EINSTEIN              SIGMUND FREUD                NIKOLA TESLA
                                             #3559                          #0030                          #0035                       #0162                        #3558
                                         Il142 9c) #( VL                 Il142 9c) !)^ZP               Il142 9c) !)#YO              Il142 9c) !)$VL              Il142 9c) $#!]T
Multiples 2/style.    LITTLE THINKERS 35

HISTORY
& POLITICS

                         CLEOPATRA                 QUEEN ELIZABETH I                MAHATMA GANDHI                  RUTH BADER GINSBURG                  CHE GUEVARA
                            #3262                       #0525                            #0058                             #5373                             #0024
                        Il142 9c) $!#YO              Il142 9c) %!@YO                     Il142 9c) !)%]T                 Il142 9c) (% +U                 Il142 9c) !@$+U
                                                                                                                                                 BLE
                                                                                                                                           POSE A !
                                                                                                                                             ARMS

 ALEXANDER HAMILTON           ABRAHAM LINCOLN                      BARACK OBAMA                            THEODORE ROOSEVELT                          ROSIE THE RIVETER
        #4939                      #0951                               #0310                                     #4342                                        #5211
    Il142 9c) *^&ZP              Il142 9c) %^*VL                       Il142 9c) ^ !+U                         Il142 9c) ^&(YO                            Il142 9c) @%!WM

                                 WORLD
                                 RELIGIONS

 GEORGE WASHINGTON                                                       BUDDHA                                     JESUS                              POPE FRANCIS
        #3733
    Il142 9c) $@$?K                                                       #0019
                                                                       Il142 9c) !)!?K                              #0289
                                                                                                               Il142 9c) !@^XN                            #4755
                                                                                                                                                       Il142 9c) *$ [Q
                                                                  D E TAC
                                                                          HAB
                                                                     R AV E N L E
                                                                             !

AUTHORS &
LITERATURE

                      SHERLOCK HOLMES              EDGAR ALLAN POE               WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE                     MARK TWAIN                     KURT VONNEGUT
                            #0511                       #0187                           #0099                               #3919                            #2949
                        Il142 9c) !#$]T              Il142 9c) !@!]T                     Il142 9c) ! )WM                 Il142 9c) # (\R                  Il142 9c)@($([Q
LIP BALM
36

     Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, high-
     quality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.
     Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each
     one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack.
                                         ATTRACTIVE                                         PROTECTS YOUR
                                           9 × 11 cm                                       LIPS AGAINST THE
            MADE IN THE                 BLISTER PACK
            U.S.A.                    READY TO DISPLAY
                                                             CULTURAL ICON
                                                                                         ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD
                                                                                         OR MENDELEVIUM, OF
                                                                                         COURSE — WE WERE
                                                                                         THINKING MORE LIKE
                                                                                           WIND AND COLD)

                                                                    NET WT.
                                                                .15 OZ. (4.25 G)

                                      EYE-CATCHING
                                         DESIGN                     FILLED WITH LOTS
                                                                     OF GOOD STUFF!

                                                                             MISSING LOTS
                                                                             OF BAD STUFF!
     Take a look at the recipe:
        ORGANIC ingredients
        REAL flavors you like
                                                                                                       24-HOOK
        NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever                                                     SPINNING
        NO mineral oil                                                                                  DISPLAY
                                                                                                                #5354
        NO battery acid                                                                                   SEE PAGE 75
        NO truth serum that makes you confess,                                                                Il142 9c) ($)ZP
        “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”

                                                                                                     9-HOOK
                                                                                                     DISPLAY
      MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS                                    #5103
                                                                                                     SEE PAGE 75
                                                                                                     Il142 9c) (@)\R
Multiples of 12/style.   LIP BALM 37

FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS                                      FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION                                        JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM
OF DREAMS                                                      Freud’s Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That      It will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever
Smooth on Frida Kahlo’s on the Lips of Dreams lip              sounded more profound in the original German.)               allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to
balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon,          Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say      a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth.
and lime flavor. citrus #5316                                  “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session.   peppermint #5318
Il142 9c) @& WM                                                eucalyptus mint #5319
                                                               Il142 9c) (#$YO                                              Il142 9c) @&([Q

SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER                                        O-BALM-A                                                     STIFF UPPER LIP BALM
NIGHT’S BALM                                                   Things been rough lately? There’s hope! O-Balm-A is the      Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong.
The course of true love never did run smooth as this           smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good — more            Always keep a stiff upper lip, except when your lips are
fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and           like yourself. When’s the last time you smiled? Well, it’s   dry and sore. Never surrender! Carry Stiff Upper Lip
swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a       going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get           Balm and say, “Cheerio, Chaps!” peppermint #5366
gentleman-like man. cherry #5317
Il142 9c) *)%\R                                                back to normal. peppermint #5338
                                                               Il142 9c) (#(+U                                              Il142 9c) !$(WM

                                                                                                                            IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS                                       ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-                                    Feeling uncomfortable? Tired of rawness and constant
FORMULA FOR THE LIPS                                           WORKING LIP BALM                                             irritating cracks? Trust IMPEACHMINT for healing. Not
Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry               Do your lips look as if they’ve been working a double
                                                                                                                            a cover-up, always emollient – never emolument –
Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere           shift? Wet your whistle with genuine Rosie the
                                                                                                                            IMPEACHMINT is on everybody’s lips. Apply liberally.
and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability.   Riveter’s Hard-Working Lip Balm and you’ll be
                                                                                                                            peppermint #5274
Another problem solved! unflavored #5368                       riveting! Ask for it at the PX or your local mom-and-
Il142 9c) #($[Q                                                pop. peppermint #5367
                                                               Il142 9c) !%!ZP                                              Multiples of 24.
                                                                                                                            Il142 9c) @$!XN
FOAM SWEET FOAM
38

                                                                            4 × 6 × 2 cm            INDIVIDUALLY
     The Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s Foam                                                         SCENTED

     Sweet Foam soaps are specially designed for
     that eccentric little B&B you call home. These
     playful soaps feature artists, philosophers,
     scientists, and cultural icons to make any sink
     smarter.
     Made with glycerine and a blend of shea
     butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed
     oil, they’re individually scented — or
     individually unscented — and some are even                          WRAPPED IN WORDS OF
                                                                        WISDOM AND WISE CRACKS
     lightly exfoliating. Our smooth and creamy                         — EVEN THE INGREDIENTS
                                                                         DESERVE A CLOSER LOOK
                                                                                                         2 OZ. (56G)

     high-quality soaps are French triple milled to                                                                          PACKAGED IN
                                                                                                                            POP BOXES OF 8
     make them long-lasting.
     And each little bar is stamped with an original
     design to show its true character — even
     when it’s naked.
     Not just soaps — ideas for your soap dish!                         EVERY SOAP HAS
                                                                        A NOVEL STAMP

           MADE IN THE             NOT TESTED
          U.S.A.                   ON ANIMALS

                                                           BEST-SELLERS

       TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP          ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP    JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP             LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP
                 #4633                               #4440                       #4732                               #4438
             Il142 9c) *)*]T                    Il142 9c) &%^WM               Il142 9c) *$(VL                      Il142 9c) &% ZP

       FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR          FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT      ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FOAM         VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP
                  #4433                             #4413                          #4439                             #4432
             Il142 9c) (*$+U                    Il142 9c) (&#XN               Il142 9c) (*(YO                      Il142 9c) (*#WM
Multiples of 8/style.   FOAM SWEET FOAM 39

WILLIAM                                                          LADY
SHAKESPEARE’S                                                    MACBETH’S
BARD OF SOAP                                                     GUEST SOAP
                                                                 fresh milk, cocoa butter
fresh milk, cocoa butter
                                                                 #4438
#5039

Il142 9c) ()![Q                                                  Il142 9c) &% ZP

                           NEW!
                                                                 HESTER
                                                                 PRYNNE’S
JANE AUSTEN                                                      THE SCARLET
BATH SOAP                                                        LETTER BODY
lavender #4732                                                   SOAP
Il142 9c) *$(VL                                                  floral, cocoa butter
                                                                 #5405

                                                                 Il142 9c) ^*(XN

THE ABLUTIONS
OF                                                               WIFE OF BATH
SHERLOCK                                                         SOAP
HOLMES                                                           lusty lemon verbena
woodsy fresh, olive oil,                                         #5041
exfoliating #4526
Il142 9c) ( ^WM                                                  Il142 9c) ()#?K

KURT                                                             ALICE’S TINY
VONNEGUT’S                                                       LITTLE HAND
AND SOAP IT                                                      SOAP
GOES                                                             floral, cocoa butter
rosewater, jasmine #4997                                         #4440

Il142 9c) *&$XN                                                  Il142 9c) &%^WM
40 FOAM SWEET FOAM   Multiples of 8/style.

                                                         NEW!
                              THE JOY OF                        JEAN-LUC
                              BATHING                           PICARD’S
                              WITH BOB ROSS                     MAKE IT SOAP
                              honey and oatmeal,
                                                                Earl Grey, bergamot
                              exfoliating
                                                                #5420
                              #5333

                              Il142 9c) (#&ZP                   Il142 9c) %&(\R

                              FRIDA’S                           VAN GOGH’S
                              FRAGRANT                          SUNFLOWER
                              BATH BAR                          SOAP
                              passionflower, olive oil          sunflower, lavender
                              #4433                             #4432

                              Il142 9c) (*$+U                   Il142 9c) (*#WM

                              ANDY’S 15
                              MINUTES OF                        FREUD’S WASH
                              FOAM                              FULFILLMENT
                              lavender, chamomile               cucumber, olive oil #4413
                              #4439

                              Il142 9c) (*(YO                   Il142 9c) (&#XN

                              EINSTEIN’S
                              BATH-TIME                         YOGA SOAP
                              CONTINUUM                         cucumber, olive oil #5040
                              almond, cocoa butter
                              #4410

                              Il142 9c) (&)WM                   Il142 9c) ()@XN

                              METEOR
                              SHOWER SOAP                       URANUS SOAP
                              honey and oatmeal,                unscented #4522
                              exfoliating #5226
                              Il142 9c) @!$\R                   Il142 9c) & *YO
Multiples of 8/style.   FOAM SWEET FOAM 41

                                                                    AND JESUS
WE CAN                                                              WASHED
WASH IT!                                                            almond, cocoa butter
rosewater, jasmine #4523
                                                                    #4411
Il142 9c) ( (XN                                                     Il142 9c) (&!+U

                                                                    VENUS BEAUTY
FREEDOM SOAP                                                        BAR
garden cucumber,
                                                                    fresh milk, cocoa butter
olive oil #4412
                                                                    #4733
Il142 9c) (&@[Q                                                     Il142 9c) *%)\R

TRUMP’S SMALL                                                       POPE SOAP
HAND SOAP                                                           honey and oatmeal,
cucumber, olive oil #4633                                           exfoliating #4525
Il142 9c) *)*]T                                                     Il142 9c) ( &+U

NIHILISM SOAP
unscented, exfoliating
#4434

Il142 9c) (*%[Q

KITTEN BATH
SOAP
honey and oatmeal,
exfoliating #5038
Il142 9c) () +U             COUNTERTOP SOAP DISPLAY
                            #4472
                            SEE PAGE 74
                            Il142 9c) &%*[Q
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
42

     The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing
     off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable
     Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a
     brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker
     sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize                                                             1. OPEN YOUR
                                                                                                                                    QUOTABLE NOTABLE

     your card.
     Give your thumbs a rest.                                                      BLANK CARD —
                                                                                  ADD YOUR GOOD                        ENVELOPE
                                                                                                       STICKER
                                                                                  WISHES AND OUR                       22 × 10 cm
                                                                                                        SHEET
QUOTABLE                                         MINI                                 STICKERS
NOTABLE                                       BIOGRAPHY
                                               ON BACK
                                                                                                                                     2. ADORN YOUR
                                                                                                                                         MESSAGE

                                                                                                                                    3. TUCK INSIDE THE
                                                                                                                                         ENVELOPE

                                           Browse Quotable Notable cards by category:
                          History & Politics · Performing & Visual Arts · Authors & Literature · Wonderland
                                  Science & Technology · Philosophy · World Religions · Star Trek
                                                                                                                                    4. SEND OFF RIGHT
                                                                                                                                          AWAY!

                                                                        BEST-SELLERS

         FRIDA KAHLO               ANDY WARHOL                ALBERT EINSTEIN                OSCAR WILDE         JANE AUSTEN         PABLO PICASSO
             #0218                    #0939                        #0204                        #1785               #0202                #0945
        Il142 9c) #)^+U             Il142 9c) % ^]T             Il142 9c) #) \R              Il142 9c) ^(%YO     Il142 9c) #)&[Q      Il142 9c) %^$XN

      ROSIE THE RIVETER              KARL MARX                SIGMUND FREUD              WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE         ALICE           SALVADOR DALÍ
            #0586                      #0233                      #0203                          #0215               #0583               #0230
        Il142 9c) #%)WM             Il142 9c) #@#[Q             Il142 9c) #)%WM              Il142 9c) #!@?K     Il142 9c) #^@ZP      Il142 9c) #@)ZP
Multiples of 6/style.   QUOTABLE NOTABLES 43

 PERFORMING
 & VISUAL ARTS

                       LOUIS ARMSTRONG LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN VENUS (BOTTICELLI)      CHARLIE CHAPLIN        SALVADOR DALÍ           DEGAS’ BALLERINA
                             #2225             #0228             #0986                   #0938                 #0230                    #0507
                         Il142 9c)@ @%VL Il142 9c) #!(+U Il142 9c) %($?K Il142 9c) % %VL Il142 9c) #@)ZP Il142 9c) #$^ZP

  ISADORA DUNCAN       ALFRED HITCHCOCK        BILLIE HOLIDAY   HARRY HOUDINI         FRIDA KAHLO          THE KISS (KLIMT)       LEONARDO DA VINCI
       #0494                 #5361                  #3326           #0991                 #0218                 #0232                   #0941
    Il142 9c) #$%]T Il142 9c) ($#[Q Il142 9c) )@*?K Il142 9c) %(#XN Il142 9c) #)^+U Il142 9c) #@*VL Il142 9c) % *WM

MONA LISA (LEONARDO)     CREATION OF ADAM (MICHELANGELO)        CLAUDE MONET      THE SCREAM (MUNCH)       PABLO PICASSO         REMBRANDT VAN RIJN
        #0234                          #0985                        #0231                #0235                 #0945                   #0591
    Il142 9c) #@&YO                Il142 9c) %*!?K               Il142 9c) #@!WM Il142 9c) # )YO Il142 9c) %^$XN Il142 9c) #^%[Q

                                                                                                           GREAT ARTISTS
                                                                                                           Two each of Salvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo,
                                                                                                           Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305
      BOB ROSS         VINCENT VAN GOGH        GIRL W/ PEARL    ANDY WARHOL      FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
        #5301                #0210               (VERMEER)         #0939                #0589              Multiples of 4.
    Il142 9c) (@^+U Il142 9c) #!#\R Il142 9c)@ #$XN Il142 9c) % ^]T Il142 9c) #%^YO Il142 9c) $*!XN
                                                   #2234
44 QUOTABLE NOTABLES                              Multiples of 6/style.

  HISTORY &
  POLITICS

                          BILLY THE KID          DAVY CROCKETT                 ELIZABETH I          BENJAMIN FRANKLIN      MAHATMA GANDHI            CHE GUEVARA
                              #2956                  #2957                        #0987                   #0574                 #0212                    #0199
                          Il142 9c)@(%^YO Il142 9c)@(%&VL Il142 9c) %(%\R Il142 9c) #% \R Il142 9c) #!^]T Il142 9c) #)@VL

  ALEXANDER HAMILTON             HENRY VIII              THOMAS JEFFERSON                JOHN F. KENNEDY                ROBERT E. LEE            ABRAHAM LINCOLN
         #4940                     #0200                      #0575                           #2224                        #2227                      #0966
     Il142 9c) *(^ZP           Il142 9c) #!&ZP               Il142 9c) #%!+U                 Il142 9c)@ @$YO            Il142 9c)@ @&ZP            Il142 9c) %&@]T

    BARACK OBAMA                ROSA PARKS              ELEANOR ROOSEVELT               ROSIE THE RIVETER               SITTING BULL         GEORGE WASHINGTON
        #0609                      #2223                      #0576                           #0586                         #2958                   #1783
     Il142 9c) #^*\R           Il142 9c)@ @#\R               Il142 9c) #%&VL                 Il142 9c) #%)WM            Il142 9c)@(%*]T            Il142 9c) ^(#?K

  SCIENCE &
  TECHNOLOGY

                            MARIE       CHARLES DARWIN           ALBERT EINSTEIN        SIGMUND FREUD          ISAAC NEWTON         CARL SAGAN        NIKOLA TESLA
                       SKLODOWSKA CURIE      #0478                    #0204                 #0203                  #0989               #3884              #3658

                         Il142 9c) (&%\R Il142 9c) #$@\R Il142 9c) #) \R Il142 9c) #)%WM Il142 9c) %(*]T Il142 9c) @ %XN Il142 9c) $%(WM
                             #4417
Multiples of 6/style.   QUOTABLE NOTABLES 45

AUTHORS &
LITERATURE

                     JANE AUSTEN        EMILY DICKINSON       RALPH WALDO       F. SCOTT FITZGERALD      SHERLOCK HOLMES             JAMES JOYCE
                        #0202                 #0303             EMERSON                #0588                  #0504                     #0206
                     Il142 9c) #)&[Q Il142 9c) # %+U Il142 9c) #%*]T Il142 9c) #%#XN Il142 9c) #$([Q Il142 9c) #)*XN
                                                                  #0578

FRANZ KAFKA     L.M. MONTGOMERY    DOROTHY PARKER   EDGAR ALLAN POE      WILLIAM           GERTRUDE STEIN       HENRY DAVID           MARK TWAIN
   #0579              #5268            #0201             #0209         SHAKESPEARE             #0942             THOREAU                 #0502
Il142 9c) #%$?K Il142 9c) @$)[Q Il142 9c) #)!YO Il142 9c) #! XN Il142 9c) #!@?K Il142 9c) % (+U Il142 9c) # *?K Il142 9c) # $WM
                                                                          #0215                                    #0501

                                                                                                        GREAT WRITERS
                                                                                                        Two each of Jane Austen, William Shakespeare,
KURT VONNEGUT       EDITH WHARTON        WALT WHITMAN         OSCAR WILDE         VIRGINIA WOOLF        James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306
     #2959               #3921               #0304               #1785                 #0207            Multiples of 4.
 Il142 9c) $)(\R Il142 9c) @()VL Il142 9c) #$)XN Il142 9c) ^(%YO Il142 9c) #!$YO Il142 9c) $*)[Q

WONDERLAND
                                                                                                        ALICE IN WONDERLAND
                                                                                                        Two each of Alice, Mad Hatter, Queen of
                                                                                                        Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585
                           ALICE            MAD HATTER       QUEEN OF HEARTS       WHITE RABBIT
                           #0583              #0584               #0580               #0581             Multiples of 4.
                       Il142 9c) #^@ZP Il142 9c) #^#WM Il142 9c) #^)VL Il142 9c) #^!]T Il142 9c) #&)?K
46 QUOTABLE NOTABLES                             Multiples of 6/style.

  PHILOSOPHY

                         FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE                 KARL MARX               JEAN-PAUL SARTRE                  SOCRATES              LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN
                                #0208                          #0233                       #0505                         #0211                      #0205
                            Il142 9c) #!)[Q                 Il142 9c) #@#[Q             Il142 9c) #$&WM              Il142 9c) #!%VL                 Il142 9c) #!*WM

  WORLD
  RELIGIONS

                           ANGEL (GIOTTO)               LAUGHING BUDDHA                 POPE FRANCIS                     JESUS                          MOSES
                               #0983                         #3659                         #4418                         #0935                          #0940
                            Il142 9c) %*@\R                 Il142 9c) $%&]T             Il142 9c) (&^YO              Il142 9c) % @?K                 Il142 9c) % &ZP

  STAR TREK                                                                                                            SPINNING
                                                                                                                     COUNTERTOP
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                                        Captain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Scotty, Chekov.                                           COUNTERTOP
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NOTEBOOKS
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes
dozens of Notebooks to keep you organized
and inspired.
Our Sherlock Holmes notebook holds your
grocery list…and clues. Our Comic Note Book
has panels ready for today’s schedule…and
cartoons and superhero drawings.
UPG’s original designs are for productive and                                   POCKET                                 FULL - SIZE
                                                                                NOTEBOOKS                              NOTEBOOKS
efficient people who want to stay creative.                                     9 × 12 cm, 48 pp.                      12 × 18 cm, 48 pp.
                                                                                Keep all your memos and                All the same details and features
Your ideas deserve better than a boring white                                   to-do lists handy in your              as the Pocket Notebook — but
pad – so give them a launch pad!                                                pocket, purse, or backpack.            in a larger format!

                   RECORD YOUR NOTES                           EACH NOTEBOOK HAS A
                                                                UNIQUE PAGE LAYOUT                   SPECIAL
                   AND THEORIES, MIND                                                               REFERENCE
                    MAPS AND MEMOS…                                                                  GUIDES

                                                  …OR JOT DOWN       PLENTY OF PAGES                                           EVERY ONE
                                                 YOUR TO-DO LIST     FOR COMPOSING                                           COMES WITH ITS
                                                                                               TIPS AND TRICKS
                                                    IN STYLE         YOUR THOUGHTS                                           OWN FEATURES

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48 NOTEBOOKS     Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.

               THE MOON PASSPORT                                         STARGAZING
               The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages            A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps,
               to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-      lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you
               out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps,        can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres
               and charts!                                               and make note of its wonders.
               POCKET #5357                                              POCKET #3394         FULL-SIZE #4371
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                                                                         BOTANY
               URBAN BIRDWATCHING                                        (A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK)
               Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this
                                                                         This friendly green notebook has plenty of room
               handsome and handy notebook with bonus features:
                                                                         to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists
               learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes
                                                                         and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus
               and two dozen species!
                                                                         botanical charts and guides!
               POCKET #4374           FULL-SIZE #4730
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               CLOUDSPOTTING                                             MUSIC
               Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the            UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you
               weather or document new cloud types with bonus            can launch right into the composition of your
               cloudspotting charts and guides.                          magnum opus …or just make a few notes.
                                                                         POCKET #3806         FULL-SIZE #4373
               POCKET #3886           FULL-SIZE #4626
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                                                                                         MINI MASTERPIECES
COMIC NOTE BOOK                                                                          A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of
A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for                                               classic frames for studies, details, or miniature
capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.                                         masterpieces.
POCKET #3581         FULL-SIZE #3951                                                     POCKET #3582          FULL-SIZE #5186
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GREAT GAMES!
The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket                                            SHERLOCK HOLMES
and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or                                     A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to
fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to                                      a mystery! Flap not included in pocket size.
play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes)                                      POCKET #3393          FULL-SIZE #4372
and easy-to-follow rules for several games.
POCKET #3875
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                                                       NEW!
 STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG                                                                   STAR TREK ENGINEERING
 A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes,                                        A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet
 and room for the many observations you’ll make                                            Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for
 on your five-year mission.                                                                reference – and plenty of room to record your
 POCKET #4520         FULL-SIZE #4610                                                      concepts, data, and inventions.
 Il142 9c) &*$ZP` Il142 9c) *@!\R                                                          POCKET #5393
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50 NOTEBOOKS     Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.

               AREA 51 PASSPORT                                        HELL PASSPORT
               Move along. No alien flying saucers to see here.        Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record
               Gridded pages conveniently pre-marked TOP SECRET.       your sins or meetings with famous denizens.
               POCKET #2962                                            POCKET #1465
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               NEVERLAND PASSPORT                                      MARS PASSPORT
               Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only      Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each
               boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”   gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet.
               POCKET #1590                                            POCKET #2221
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               THE UNCONSCIOUS PASSPORT                                UTOPIA PASSPORT
               Guide to Freudian dream interpretation and ruled        Proof Utopia is a real place! Perfect cover, perfect
               pages with diagrams of the mind for collecting          fancy ruled pages, a chart of the Utopian alphabet.
               your thoughts.                                          Perfect!
               POCKET #1467                                            POCKET #1468
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               PENMANSHIP                                              OZ PASSPORT
               A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to         The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the
               practice your new skills.                               Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages
               POCKET #5321                                            all the way home!
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