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WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD INTERNATIONAL WHOLESALE CATALOGUE 2019–2020! Inside are all the smart and funny things we make, and Bonus special attractions: • Inspiring New Products and our current Best-Sellers • Facts about the solitary and misunderstood aye-aye of Madagascar • The sleek new remodeled IVORY TOWER redesigned to showcase every line! • (now that we think of it, this catalogue is maybe not so much about the aye-aye of Madagascar) Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. We have brilliant gifts. YOU ARE HERE 79 Best-Sellers & New 36 Lip Balm 4 Plush Décor STUFFED PORTRAITS 69 Bob Ross 66 Magnetic Play Sets 70 Politics – U.S. 61 Candles 23 Mints SECULAR SAINTS 38 Soap 11 Mugs (Traditional) FOAM SWEET FOAM 42 Cards QUOTABLE NOTABLES 6 Mugs (Transforming) 56 Shot Glasses 74 Displays & Ivory Tower 1 New Products 72 Star Trek 33 Dolls 47 Notebooks 53 Sticky Note Booklets LITTLE THINKERS POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE 56 Tableware & Proof is in 26 Finger Puppets 52 Pill Boxes the Pudding Bowls MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 18 Pins, Enamel 58 Watches 32 Freudian Slippers 57 Planet Plates TEMPUS FUGIT 76 Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory 64 Zipper Bags Tower Displays WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD? The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are In the 1990s, two brothers in New York City’s Lower East shrouded in mystery, although maybe that’s wine stains. Side inherited the mantle of the UPG at a time when you couldn’t hock a mantle. Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank from one of our vessels; although UPG almost never The Unemployed Philosophers Guild was reborn when endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock, we made it look these champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, good. Millennia passed. The Roman Empire. Atilla the Hun. and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire was on the final. needs of the people for finger puppets of the great The Plague. Gingivitis. Some witch hunts were in there. philosophers and cracking up at stuff.
NEW PRODUCTS 1 TRUMPZILLA MINTS Is your mouth tasteless…bitter…even nasty? Wake up, America! Get Trumpzilla cinnamon- habanero mints and quit being offensive. cinnamon habañero #5353 Multiples of 24. Il142 9c) (^)XN HESTER PRYNNE’S THE SCARLET LETTER BODY SOAP Here is a pure and upright soap that will ostracize grime with the FREDDIE MERCURY SECULAR SAINT CANDLE This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, whole dismal severity of the Puritanic code of law. Hester Prynne’s exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions! Place it in your The Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise anguish of your life. it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the champions, We floral, cocoa butter #5405 are the champions… #5418 Multiples of 8. Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) ^*(XN Il142 9c) &(!XN THE STICKY NOTE BOOK OF SHERLOCK HOLMES The Sticky Note Book of Sherlock Holmes is a handsome collection of notes for readers and other investigators. There are page markers featuring Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s best-known books, as well as sticky notes in the style of the great detective’s card and in a form ideal for the recording of case notes, household details, or other little things. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” #5403 Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) (^@\R
2 NEW PRODUCTS BAD ART MUG Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. “MOBA is a small museum that celebrates the labor of artists whose work would be displayed and appreciated in no other forum.” Every work on this mug belongs in the canon… and that canon should be fired. Ars longa. Vita brevis. Have a beverage. 414 mL. #5395 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) ($(]T CTHULHU PALE BLUE DOTS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY On Valentine’s Day 1990, Voyager 1 captured the “family H.P. Lovecraft’s wonderful, horrible portrait” of our solar system (close relatives only). Carl creation is now a puppet on your finger Sagan had the brilliant idea for the spacecraft to turn and a magnet on your fridge. Cthulhu back and take a photograph. That inspiration gave us that voodoo that you do so well. #5400 the “pale blue dot” image of Earth. Kind of puts things in perspective, huh? pale blue peppermint #5417 Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) (^%]T Multiples of 24. Il142 9c) &(@?K GRIM REAPER MAGNETIC PERSONALITY The Grim Reaper is a personification of mortality on your finger and a reminder that all is fleeting on your fridge: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of leftovers, I will fear no evil… #5401 Multiples of 6. Il142 9c) (^ ZP
NEW PRODUCTS 3 FOOTPRINT INSIDE! COLD HOT MOON MUG Here are two gorgeous Moon portraits – the “magnificent desolation” of the Near Side and the mysterious terrain of the Far Side. When the mug is cold, you see the Moon(s) against a sea of black. Add a steaming beverage and watch the mug transform, revealing the names of Apollo missions, astronauts, landing sites, and milestones. “We leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace, and hope for all mankind.” 414 mL. #5392 Multiples of 4. JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP Il142 9c) ($^\R Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap. Earl Grey, bergamot #5420 Multiples of 8. Il142 9c) %&(\R STAR TREK ENGINEERING POCKET NOTEBOOK A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Multiples of 6. Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions. Il142 9c) ($&YO 9 × 12 cm, 48 gridded pages. #5393
4 INTRODUCING STUFFED EW! N PORTRAITS MULTIPLES OF 2. our Brand-New Line of Plush Décor! Not just another “big head” Here’s the one room accent for everyone …the brains to go with it! who’s comfortable with genius. Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers. FRIDA KAHLO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE STUFFED PORTRAIT STUFFED PORTRAIT Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412 Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414 Il142 9c) &^&]T Il142 9c) &()[Q
5 Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits, UPG’s plush characters with character. Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair to your favorite chair. Having a bad day? Let Sigmund Freud cushion the blow. These adorable geniuses are comfortable on your sofa or in your boudoir. Set a friendly face in your living space and give any room a smart new look. SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 36 × 36 × 13 cm. ALBERT EINSTEIN SIGMUND FREUD STUFFED PORTRAIT STUFFED PORTRAIT Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411 Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413 Il142 9c) & )]T Il142 9c) &%&+U
TRANSFORMING MUGS 6 When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU change of perspective. SF O R M S ! CAN ADD N LIQUID! T R A IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG! HOLD HERE TO PREVENT BURNING YOUR HANDS! CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE CARE INSTRUCTIONS SO COOL! SO HOT! FROM LEAKING OUT! INSIDE FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED BEST-SELLERS STAR TREK TRANSPORTER BOB ROSS CONSTELLATIONS DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS DISAPPEARING PLANET #4606 SELF-PAINTING MUG #2762 #0982 CHESHIRE CAT #5293 Il142 9c) *#![Q #4961 Il142 9c) *&)ZP Il142 9c)@&^@VL Il142 9c) %& XN #0025 Il142 9c) )@%+U Il142 9c) @(#WM
Multiples of 4/style. TRANSFORMING MUGS 7 NEW! FOOTPRINT INSIDE! COLD COLD HOT HOT PLANET MOON MUG Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot in the solar system. 355 mL. #5293 water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and Il142 9c) @(#WM milestones. 414 mL. #5392 Il142 9c) ($^\R COLD COLD HOT HOT CONSTELLATION GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS Have coffee with the stars. 355 mL. #2762 When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation Il142 9c)@&^@VL illustrations appear. 355 mL. #5295 Il142 9c) (@$ZP COLD COLD HOT HOT BIOLUMINESCENCE The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious CLIMATE CHANGE and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool make themselves light up! 414 mL. #5048 off and the coastlines return. 355 mL. #3869 Il142 9c) *$#+U Il142 9c) #@$XN
8 TRANSFORMING MUGS Multiples of 4/style. COLD COLD HOT HOT BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG GREAT NUDES “Play. Have fun.” On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 414 mL. #2240 beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 414 mL. #4961 Il142 9c) *&)ZP Il142 9c)@ $)YO COLD COLD HOT HOT DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH BIRDS ON A WIRE Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot painter’s ear disappear. 296mL. #0125 water and watch the species appear in full color. 355 mL. #4746 Il142 9c) )@$WM Il142 9c) *$#+U COLD COLD HOT HOT DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS SHARK! Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 414 mL. #0982 Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 414 mL. Il142 9c) %& XN #2985 Il142 9c)@(*%YO
Multiples of 4/style. TRANSFORMING MUGS 9 COLD COLD HOT HOT DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 355 mL. #0025 Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly Il142 9c) )@%+U throw open the closet doors! 414 mL. #1655 Il142 9c) ^*#VL SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET These two mugs look the same, but when you add hot water, one of them reveals a live cat inside the box, while the other… well, let’s just be glad it’s only a thought experiment. The best mug set for your many- worlds! 355 mL each. #4565 Multiples of 2. COLD Il142 9c) *@&+U HOT COLD COLD HOT HOT DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII JESUS SHAVES Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool Jesus needs hot water to shave! 414 mL. #0981 off. 355 mL. #0064 Il142 9c) )@^[Q Il142 9c) %&*?K
10 TRANSFORMING MUGS Multiples of 4/style. COLD COLD HOT HOT ALFRED HITCHCOCK GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 355 mL. #1657 355 mL. #5360 Il142 9c) ($@+U Il142 9c) ^*^WM COLD COLD HOT HOT STAR TREK TRANSPORTER DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and Watch your rights disappear. 355 mL. #0236 McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore the planet surface. Energize! 414 mL. #4606 Il142 9c) $#*\R Il142 9c) *#![Q COLD COLD HOT HOT HOW TO: SHADOW PUPPETS DEMOCRATIC DREAM Got a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show! Add hot water, red states turn blue, the 355mL. #3823 Democrats' dreams come true. 355 mL. #0971 Il142 9c) $&$ZP Il142 9c) %&$WM
TRADITIONAL MUGS 11 OPENING AT THE TOP LETS Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals BEVERAGES FLOW IN established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles. As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I? INDIVIDUALLY BOXED TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS! CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person. READY TO KEEP And with so many beautiful designs, our READY FOR FOR YOURSELF GIFT-GIVING mugs will look good in front of your mug. BEST-SELLERS MATH MUG FRIDA DREAMS SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS FREUDIAN SIPS GEOLOGIC TIME HOW TO: KNOTS #0492 #4747 #0065 #0084 #5019 #3822 Il142 9c) $!)XN Il142 9c) *$@WM Il142 9c) )@(\R Il142 9c) )@&XN Il142 9c) *& YO Il142 9c) $&#]T
12 TRADITIONAL MUGS Multiples of 4/style. GEOLOGIC TIME FREUDIAN SIPS Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an When you say one thing but mean your mother! 355 mL. amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells #0084 on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 414 mL. #5019 Il142 9c) *& YO Il142 9c) )@&XN IT’S HARD TO GET IT’S HARD TO GET IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON A HANDLE ON A HANDLE ON MODERN ART PHILOSOPHY ENGLISH ROYALTY Own a work of art — one What is truth? What is This drinking vessel depicts that employs a bold, minimal happiness? What is the all the kings and queens from palette to depict 65 great best place for my favorite Alfred to Elizabeth II… and modern artists from Courbet libation? Here are 60 Western one unfortunate Interregnum to Warhol. 266 mL. #5193 philosophers to help you — more kings and queens Il142 9c) @%)ZP with at least one of these questions. 266 mL. #4253 than any other cup! We are amused. 266 mL. #5192 Il142 9c) *@*[Q Il142 9c) @$(+
Multiples of 4/style. TRADITIONAL MUGS 13 FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH BRIEF HISTORY OF ART FRIDA DREAMS From Lascaux to Picasso. 414 mL. #1658 The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the Il142 9c) ^&%[Q realists and the dreamers alike. 355 mL. #4747 Il142 9c) *$@WM NEW! CHALK INCLUDED! EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARD BAD ART Write a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the labmate or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 355 mL. #5376 MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 414 mL. #5395 Il142 9c) @#^+U Il142 9c) ($(]T MATH MUG I LOVE YOU MUG 20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 414 mL. This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your #0492 paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over Il142 9c) $!)XN cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 355 mL. #5297 Il142 9c) (@%WM
14 TRADITIONAL MUGS Multiples of 4/style. GREAT ARCHITECTURE STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK Architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings 50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space from classical to classic. 296 mL. #3305 exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t Il142 9c) )!%?K have one yet? Make it so. 414mL. #4378 Il142 9c) &#&VL GREAT MOUSTACHES PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain, Poe 29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 414 mL. #0978 and others. 355 mL. #0652 Il142 9c) ^#@+U Il142 9c) %&^[Q NOTCH FOR TEA BAG STRING BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA YIDDISH PROVERBS Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their English translations. string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite. 355 mL. #0163 Ingenious! 355 mL. #4972 Il142 9c) *&!WM Il142 9c) )#)XN
Multiples of 4/style. TRADITIONAL MUGS 15 HOW TO: DRAWING Make your hot cocoa more creative with clear step-by-step figures showing how to draw three endangered species! 355mL. #3824 YOGA MAT COASTER INCLUDED! Il142 9c) $&%WM HOW TO: YOGA Now you know what to get your guru. 355 mL. #3464 Il142 9c) $&@VL ROPES INCLUDED! PAD AND PENCIL INCLUDED! HOW TO: KNOTS Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included! 355 mL. #3822 Il142 9c) $&#]T THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIP If you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of Penmanship. 355 mL. #4521 PENCIL Il142 9c) &*%WM INCLUDED! CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 414 mL. #3340 Il142 9c) $ $]T
16 TRADITIONAL MUGS Multiples of 4/style. SHERLOCK HOLMES BANNED BOOKS Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, 24 literary classics too hot to handle. 355 mL. #2480 and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 414 mL. #4638 Il142 9c)@$*)YO Il142 9c) *@^WM PAWPRINT INSIDE SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS LITERARY CAT MUG The Bard’s best put-downs. 414 mL. #0065 Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Il142 9c) )@(\R Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice- versa. 355 mL. #5375 Il142 9c) @^#ZP FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE LAST LINES OF LITERATURE It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For Even if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. book, you’ll always have the last word. 414 mL. #4261 414 mL. #2763 Il142 9c)@&^#]T Il142 9c) ^%&WM
Multiples of 4/style. TRADITIONAL MUGS 17 BRONTË SISTERS Now this very literary family can be at home with yours! 414 mL. #4376 Il142 9c) &#^YO JANE AUSTEN Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 414 mL. #3764 Il142 9c) $^$[Q EDGAR ALLAN POE Makes any beverage mysterious! 414 mL. #3356 Il142 9c) $^#+U KURT VONNEGUT The right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. 414 mL. #3358 Il142 9c) $^!ZP LEWIS CARROLL Lewis Carroll, the man who sent Alice to Wonderland, author of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,” and surely the favorite author of someone in your life, young or young at heart! 414 mL. #4375 Il142 9c) &$%[Q
ENAMEL PINS 18 Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel! Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs. UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS ATTRACTIVE 8 × 11 cm HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS ENAMEL PINS COME IN COLORFUL SETS OF TWO ENAMEL BEST-SELLERS 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 75 Il142 9c) (@)\R FRIDA KAHLO ANDY WARHOL ROSIE THE RIVETER #5091 #5086 #5098 Il142 9c) ()(WM Il142 9c) * (\R Il142 9c) (!%XN 24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 VINCENT VAN GOGH SALVADOR DALÍ ALICE SEE PAGE 75 #5085 #5092 #5070 Il142 9c) ($)ZP Il142 9c) * *?K Il142 9c) (!)]T Il142 9c) *$!ZP
Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size. ENAMEL PINS 19 CHARLES DARWIN ALBERT EINSTEIN “I frequently got on their In theory, Albert Einstein backs...but I found it and E = mc 2 show you very difficult to keep my have potential... you know, balance.” relatively. #5093 — Charles Darwin on riding Il142 9c) (! ZP the Galápagos Tortoise #5077 Il142 9c) * )YO GLOWS IN MARIE THE DARK! SKLODOWSKA CURIE NIKOLA TESLA Marie Sklodowska Nikola Tesla and his famous Curie coined the word Tesla Coil — flash but not “radioactive” and named the flashy. #5084 radium that gave the lab Il142 9c) * &XN that special glow(-in-the- dark). #5309 Il142 9c) (#!XN CARL SAGAN Carl Sagan sent the Golden LAIKA Record aboard Voyager. No Brave little Laika began word yet from “advanced as a stray in Moscow, but spacefaring civilizations in she flew around the world interstellar space.” #5080 aboard Sputnik 2. #5078 Il142 9c) * #ZP Il142 9c) * !VL ALICE T. REX NOW AND Alice found a bottle with a THEN label that said “DRINK ME” T. rex and T. rex fossil — and she did — would you? can you dig it? #5075 #5070 Il142 9c) *&*VL Il142 9c) *$!ZP CHESHIRE CAT MAD HATTER ‘Well! I've often seen a cat “It’s the stupidest tea-party without a grin,’ thought I ever was at in all my life!” Alice; ‘but a grin without Invite the Mad Hatter and a cat! It's the most curious bring your Teacup. thing I ever saw in my life!’ #5096 #5090 Il142 9c) (!#+U Il142 9c) ()*ZP
Multiples of 4/style. 20 ENAMEL PINS Pins shown actual size. FRIDA KAHLO ANDY WARHOL VINCENT VAN GOGH Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the “I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085 self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091 Il142 9c) ()(WM guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086 Il142 9c) * (\R Il142 9c) * *?K SALVADOR DALÍ LEONARDO DA VINCI THE SCREAM Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you “I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his more surreal. #5092 keep things in proportion. #5258 diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214 Il142 9c) (!)]T Il142 9c) @#$ZP Il142 9c) @%$XN PABLO PICASSO CLAUDE MONET BOB ROSS Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet “You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372 painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083 Il142 9c) (%$WM Water Lily paintings. #5369 Il142 9c) (%!VL Il142 9c) * ^[Q PLATONIC SOLIDS Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313 Il142 9c) @^@]T
Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size. ENAMEL PINS 21 BILLIE HOLIDAY SIGMUND FREUD Billie Holiday wore her Sigmund Freud loved his heart on her sleeve and her Mom. Not that there’s ever-present white gardenia anything wrong with that. in her hair. #5095 #5305 Il142 9c) (@*XN Il142 9c) (!@WM RUTH BADER GINSBURG ROSIE THE Justice Ruth Bader RIVETER Ginsburg’s opinion: Big job? Tough job? “I dissent.” Impossible job? — Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” 98, 144 #5098 #5219 Il142 9c) @%&YO Il142 9c) (!%XN JUSTIN TRUDEAU Not your parents’ Trudeau! THEODORE (But it is your parents’ ROOSEVELT maple leaf.) Theodore Roosevelt and Pas le Trudeau de tes the Bull Moose Party parents! (Mais c’est la want YOU! feuille d’érable de tes #5215 parents.) #5223 Il142 9c) @#&[Q Il142 9c) @# ]T SHERLOCK HOLMES P.T. BARNUM AND Sherlock Holmes was JUMBO Legendary showman P.T. never without his trusty Barnum made an African magnifying glass. elephant the star of the “It has long been an axiom Barnum & Bailey Circus – and of mine that the little things that’s how Jumbo became are infinitely the most the most famous elephant in important.” — A Case of the world. #5370 Identity #5307 Il142 9c) (@(?K Il142 9c) (%@]T DUCK-RABBIT SCHRÖDINGER’S “I shall call the following CAT figure, derived from Jastrow, Every day is like a new the duck-rabbit. It can be thought experiment. seen as a rabbit’s head or as Sometimes you’re a duck’s.” Schrödinger’s Cat. — Ludwig Wittgenstein, Sometimes you’re Philosophical Investigations Schrödinger’s Other Cat. #5308 #5102 Il142 9c) (#)[Q Il142 9c) (!(VL
Multiples of 4/style. 22 ENAMEL PINS Pins shown actual size. SQUID & WHALE H.P. LOVECRAFT “It seemed not a whale… H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. ‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask. Pals. ‘The great live squid…’ ” #5218 — Moby Dick Il142 9c) @% ?K #5222 Il142 9c) @^)YO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE JAMES BALDWIN William Shakespeare and “You and I are history. We The Globe are the emblems carry our history. We act our you need for all your history.” comedies and tragedies. — James Baldwin #5089 #5081 Il142 9c) * $WM Il142 9c) ()&]T EDGAR ALLAN POE KURT VONNEGUT The Raven came to have a Always be Kurt Vonnegut word with Edgar Allan Poe... and never be an * . #5076 and you know what word Il142 9c) *&(]T that is. #5079 Il142 9c) * @]T SYLVIA PLATH JANE AUSTEN Sylvia Plath struck on “One cannot have too large a the precise metaphor: party.” Or better companions “sitting under the same than Jane Austen and her glass bell jar.” Novels. #5088 #5220 Il142 9c) *()XN Il142 9c) @%*VL SCHADENFREUDE STURM UND & JOIE DE VIVRE DRANG Now Schadenfreude and Sturm und Drang — it’s joie de vivre are together your nature. #5082 for the first time. #5101 Il142 9c) (!*YO Il142 9c) * %+U
MINTS 23 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild always has plenty of fresh ideas! Our collection of super-strong Mints gives your day a burst of flavor — flavors like peppermint, spearmint, and cinnamon-habañero — in a wide selection of clever tins. You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand! NO ASPARTAME MINTS MADE IN THE REFRESHING! SUGAR- U.S.A. VEGAN FREE NO SUGAR NOTHING BUT MINTY GOODNESS FITS IN YOUR POCKET FITS IN YOUR PURSE FITS IN YOUR PALM PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 12 5 × 5 × 1.5 cm BEST-SELLERS IMPEACHMINTS EMPOWERMINTS AFTER THERAPY MINTS EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY MESSIAH MINTS #5014 #0949 #0009 STRONG MINTS #0964 Il142 9c) *&%?K Il142 9c) %^&YO Il142 9c) ) %VL #0315 Il142 9c) ^ %\R Il142 9c) %&!VL TRUMP NATIONAL BEFORE THE KISS MANLY MINTS ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS STAR TREK DILITHIUM CRYSTALS EMBARRASSMINTS #0071 #0260 #0615 #4363 #4624 Il142 9c) *@$]T Il142 9c) ) &ZP Il142 9c) !&$YO Il142 9c) )@ ]T Il142 9c) ^#%?K
24 MINTS Multiples of 24/style. KURT VONNEGUT BREATHMINTS OF ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS SHAKESPEARMINTS EMPOWERMINTS CHAMPIONS PEPPERMINT #0615 SPEARMINT #0008 PEPPERMINT #0949 PEPPERMINT #4995 Il142 9c) *&#[Q Il142 9c) )@ ]T Il142 9c) ) ^]T Il142 9c) %^&YO BOB ROSS MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER STAR TREK AFTER THERAPY MINTS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS PEPPERMINT #0259 DILITHIUM CRYSTALS PEPPERMINT #0009 PEPPERMINT #4960 Il142 9c) *^(+U Il142 9c) )!^\R PINK PEPPERMINT #4363 Il142 9c) ^#%?K Il142 9c) ) %VL BEFORE THE KISS BEFORE, DURING THE MORNING RETIREMINTS PEPPERMINT #0071 & AFTER SEX MINTS AFTER MINT Il142 9c) ) &ZP PEPPERMINT #0103 Il142 9c) ) #\R PEPPERMINT #0258 Il142 9c) )!*VL PEPPERMINT #2102 Il142 9c) &#)WM MESSIAH MINTS ENLIGHTENMINTS ATONEMINTS SIN-O-MINTS PEPPERMINT #0964 PEPPERMINT #0038 PEPPERMINT #0013 CINNAMON HABAÑERO #0108 Il142 9c) %&!VL Il142 9c) ) !XN Il142 9c) ) @?K Il142 9c) ) $YO
Multiples of 24/style. MINTS 25 MIND CONTROL MINTS ANTI-GRAVITY MINTS INVISIBILITY MINTS MANLY MINTS PEPPERMINT #3882 PEPPERMINT #0962 PEPPERMINT #0947 PEPPERMINT #0260 Il142 9c) @ #+U Il142 9c) %^ \R Il142 9c) %^%?K Il142 9c) !&$YO NEW! PALE BLUE DOTS EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY NIKOLA TESLA’S MESHUGA MINTS BLUE PEPPERMINT #5417 STRONG MINTS EXPERIMINTS PEPPERMINT #2103 Il142 9c) &(@?K PEPPERMINT #0315 Il142 9c) ^ %\R PEPPERMINT #2978 Il142 9c) #*&]T Il142 9c) ) (+U NEW! LARGE MINT DISPLAY #0139 RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S TRUMPZILLA MINTS SEE PAGE 74 JUDGMINTS PEPPERMINT #5332 Il142 9c) @#%WM PEPPERMINT #5353 Il142 9c) (^)XN Il142 9c) ^% ]T SMALL MINT DISPLAY IMPEACHMINTS TRUMP NATIONAL #0193 PEACH PEPPERMINT #5014 EMBARRASSMINTS SEE PAGE 74 Il142 9c) *&%?K PEPPERMINT #4624 Il142 9c) *@$]T Il142 9c) ^%^ZP
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 26 Each Magnetic Personality is an original A MAGNET ON APPROX. 10cm design capturing the personality of a YOUR FRIDGE TALL remarkable individual… Do you know this artist? Once, a journalist wrote of this “wife of the Master Muralist” that she “dabbles in works of art” (!) DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING Of course you do! & ACCESSORIES ESSENTIAL Today, that snubbed painter and activist is better- INFORMATION known as Frida Kahlo (and better-known than her formidable husband). It’s all who you know. Despite serious illness, a near-fatal accident, and a tragic personal life, “Mrs. Diego” prevailed. Thanks to her aesthetic vision and mental intensity, she created the art – and the artist – that became the symbol of womanly strength and resolve known as “Frida.” Magnetic Personalities include a tag with a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons. QUOTABLE QUOTE BRIEF BIOGRAPHY Get to know real characters – and people of real character. A PUPPET ON Browse Magnetic Personalities finger puppets by category: YOUR FINGER Philosophy · Science & Technology · Authors & Literature Wonderland · Performing & Visual Arts · World Religions History & Politics · Star Trek BEST-SELLERS SIGMUND FREUD ALBERT EINSTEIN ANDY WARHOL FRIDA KAHLO CHARLIE CHAPLIN PABLO PICASSO #0054 #0148 #0643 #0057 #0928 #0921 Il142 9c) )#*+U Il142 9c) )#&WM Il142 9c) ^@!XN Il142 9c) )%^XN Il142 9c) %$%WM Il142 9c) %#(VL SALVADOR DALÍ THE SCREAM MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE LEONARDO DA VINCI SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT CLAUDE MONET #0033 #0646 #0296 #0543 #0152 #0082 Il142 9c) )#$VL Il142 9c) ^#$XN Il142 9c) )(^+U Il142 9c) %!$]T Il142 9c) )%#WM Il142 9c) )$^YO
Multiples of 6/style. MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 27 PHILOSOPHY HANNAH ARENDT RENÉ DESCARTES MICHEL FOUCAULT G.W.F. HEGEL #0629 #3741 #0185 #0197 Il142 9c) ^!@VL Il142 9c) @!(WM Il142 9c) )^*[Q Il142 9c) )^$]T IMMANUEL KANT SØREN KIERKEGAARD KARL MARX FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE PLATO BARUCH SPINOZA #0143 #0181 #0250 #0087 #0095 #0515 Il142 9c) )$)WM Il142 9c) )%*\R Il142 9c) )$%\R Il142 9c) )$*]T Il142 9c) )%)VL Il142 9c) !#^WM SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE CHARLES DARWIN THOMAS EDISON ALBERT EINSTEIN SIGMUND FREUD #0296 #0251 #0292 #0148 #0054 Il142 9c) )(^+U Il142 9c) )($ZP Il142 9c) )(*XN Il142 9c) )#&WM Il142 9c) )#*+U GALILEO GALILEI KURT GÖDEL CARL JUNG ISAAC NEWTON PAVLOV’S DOG CARL SAGAN SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT #0178 #5213 #0067 #0249 #0151 #3555 #0152 Il142 9c) ^%([Q Il142 9c) @%#[Q Il142 9c) )$@[Q Il142 9c) )*#+U Il142 9c) )$(ZP Il142 9c) $#%[Q Il142 9c) )%#WM NIKOLA TESLA #0636 ALAN TURING #4097 FREUD & COUCH GREAT SCIENTISTS GREAT PSYCHOLOGISTS Il142 9c) ^!&[Q Il142 9c) $(#[Q Il142 9c) )*@WM#0055 Multiples of 4. #0423 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) %)!]T #0096 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) )&)+U
28 MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Multiples of 6/style. AUTHORS & LITERATURE GREAT WRITERS SHOLOM ALEICHEM #0516 MAYA ANGELOU #5212 JANE AUSTEN #0145 JAMES BALDWIN #5335 #0134 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) )&@XN Il142 9c) !#!\R Il142 9c) @%@+U Il142 9c) )^(XN Il142 9c) (#*WM NEW! NEW! BERTOLT BRECHT ANTON CHEKHOV CTHULHU CHARLES DICKENS EMILY DICKINSON GRIM REAPER #5035 #0919 #5400 #0031 #0544 #5401 Il142 9c) *(&WM Il142 9c) %#&\R Il142 9c) (^%]T Il142 9c) )#%]T Il142 9c) %!#VL Il142 9c) (^ ZP ERNEST HEMINGWAY SHERLOCK HOLMES LANGSTON HUGHES ZORA NEALE HURSTON JAMES JOYCE GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ #0630 #0596 #4240 #0196 #0146 #4756 Il142 9c) ^!#]T Il142 9c) %#)]T Il142 9c) *@(XN Il142 9c) )^#VL Il142 9c) )$!+U Il142 9c) *$%XN MOBY DICK GEORGE ORWELL DOROTHY PARKER SYLVIA PLATH EDGAR ALLAN POE POE’S RAVEN #4393 #0598 #0252 #3554 #0198 #4394 Il142 9c) &$(YO Il142 9c) %#@WM Il142 9c) )(!YO Il142 9c) $ )?K Il142 9c) )^@YO Il142 9c) &%)?K RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI RUMI WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MARK TWAIN KURT VONNEGUT WALT WHITMAN #4572 #3740 #0104 #0628 #2944 #4096 Il142 9c) &*(?K Il142 9c) @!*ZP Il142 9c) )%(YO Il142 9c) ^! YO Il142 9c)@($ VL Il142 9c) $()ZP
Multiples of 6/style. MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 29 WONDERLAND OSCAR WILDE VIRGINIA WOOLF ALICE CHESHIRE CAT QUEEN OF HEARTS #0635 #0124 #2242 #2191 #2190 Il142 9c) ^!^+U Il142 9c) )^!\R Il142 9c) &#$?K Il142 9c) &#!+U Il142 9c) &# XN PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN CHARLIE CHAPLIN SALVADOR DALÍ KEITH HARING #2186 #0150 #0928 #0033 #2941 Il142 9c) &$!]T Il142 9c) )*!ZP Il142 9c) %$%WM Il142 9c) )#$VL Il142 9c)@($!?K ALFRED HITCHCOCK FRIDA KAHLO LEONARDO DA VINCI MICHELANGELO CLAUDE MONET W. A. MOZART #5362 #0057 #0543 #4561 #0082 #0144 Il142 9c) ($ XN Il142 9c) )%^XN Il142 9c) %!$]T Il142 9c) ( #VL Il142 9c) )$^YO Il142 9c) )$&VL GEORGIA O’KEEFFE PABLO PICASSO ELVIS PRESLEY GIACOMO PUCCINI DJANGO REINHARDT DIEGO RIVERA BOB ROSS #0518 #0921 #3045 #0156 #5299 #0154 #5300 Il142 9c) %)$+U Il142 9c) %#(VL Il142 9c) !&%VL Il142 9c) )%!]T Il142 9c) %@#?K Il142 9c) )#^ZP Il142 9c) &@&WM THE SCREAM #0646 PETE SEEGER #3915 VINCENT VAN GOGH #0121 ANDY WARHOL #0643 FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT GREAT COMPOSERS #0610 Il142 9c) ^#$XN Il142 9c) @ *YO Il142 9c) )^)?K Il142 9c) ^@!XN Il142 9c) !$&]T Il142 9c) )&^VL #0158 Multiples of 4.
30 MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Multiples of 6/style. WORLD RELIGIONS LAUGHING BUDDHA POPE FRANCIS GANESHA #0020 #4242 #0923 Il142 9c) )#@\R Il142 9c) ^#*VL Il142 9c) %$!YO JESUS LAO-TZU MOSES SHIVA #0929 #0073 #3265 #0924 Il142 9c) %$^+U Il142 9c) )$#XN Il142 9c) $!^ZP Il142 9c) %$@VL HISTORY & POLITICS BLACKBEARD NELLIE BLY NOAM CHOMSKY FREDERICK DOUGLASS QUEEN ELIZABETH I #1841 #4246 #3556 #0255 #0519 Il142 9c) &)!WM Il142 9c) *$&\R Il142 9c) $#(YO Il142 9c) )* YO Il142 9c) %)%[Q BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RUTH BADER GINSBURG ULYSSES S. GRANT ALEXANDER HAMILTON THOMAS JEFFERSON ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0221 #5036 #0925 #4369 #0521 #0245 Il142 9c) )*(VL Il142 9c) *(*+U Il142 9c) %$#]T Il142 9c) ^*!\R Il142 9c) %)&?K Il142 9c) )()\R MALCOLM X NELSON MANDELA BARACK OBAMA ROSA PARKS ROSIE THE RIVETER ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #3916 #0153 #0644 #2185 #5379 #0223 Il142 9c) @ (VL Il142 9c) )$ ?K Il142 9c) ^@ ?K Il142 9c) &#(ZP Il142 9c) (%^[Q Il142 9c) )*%XN
Multiples of 6/style. MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 31 THEODORE ROOSEVELT BETSY ROSS SOJOURNER TRUTH HARRIET TUBMAN QUEEN VICTORIA GEORGE WASHINGTON #0254 #1840 #0621 #0241 #3266 #0294 Il142 9c) )*$[Q Il142 9c) &)@+U Il142 9c) ^)@WM Il142 9c) )*&\R Il142 9c) $!%]T Il142 9c) )(&[Q BEST COMRADES TRUMP AND PUTIN BOX SET #5044 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) ()$\R GREAT REVOLUTIONARIES #0157 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) )& ]T SPINNING COUNTERTOP STAR TREK PUPPET DISPLAY #4268 CHEKOV CAPTAIN KIRK SEE PAGE 74 #4555 Il142 9c) *#&]T #4550 Il142 9c) *#@XN Il142 9c)$@^*[Q DR. McCOY SCOTTY SPOCK #4552 #4556 #4551 Il142 9c) *#$\R Il142 9c) *#*ZP Il142 9c) *# ?K SPINNING COUNTERTOP CARD/PUPPET DISPLAY #4477 SULU UHURA SEE PAGE 74 #4553 Il142 9c) *#%YO #4554 Il142 9c) *#^VL Il142 9c) &^#?K
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS 32 EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART THEY ARE OPEN-MINDED LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FULLY FREUD! TWEAK-ABLE NOSE RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD! PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY FREUDIAN SLIPPERS Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’. Multiples of 2/size. Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112 Il142 9c) @#)\R MEDIUM (Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111 Il142 9c) @#!YO LARGE (Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110 Il142 9c) @#@VL
LITTLE THINKERS 33 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is home to dozens of Little Thinkers — plush companions as inspiring as APPROX. they are cuddly. Each one sports its 28 cm TALL own handy tag filled with enlightening biographical information. DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS More dignified than a dolly. Better than a bobble-head. EACH IS DRESSED AS THEY DRESSED UPG’s Little Thinkers are characters with character. INDIVIDUAL BIO TAG FASCINATING PERSONAL FACTS PARTICULARS SITS ON YOUR BOOKSHELF SIGNIFICANT NOTABLE DATES QUOTE SITS ON YOUR DESK BEST-SELLERS SIGMUND FREUD ALBERT EINSTEIN FRIDA KAHLO CHARLIE CHAPLIN WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE LEONARDO DA VINCI #0162 #0035 #0056 #0931 #0099 #0029 Il142 9c) !)$VL Il142 9c) !)#YO Il142 9c) !)@\R Il142 9c) %$*XN Il142 9c) ! )WM Il142 9c) ! *]T
34 LITTLE THINKERS Multiples of 2/style. PLAYS T HABLE LIGH D E TAC E Y ! “MOON TA”! MONK SO N A QE PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN CHARLIE CHAPLIN FRIDA KAHLO LEONARDO DA VINCI MUSICAL #0017 #0931 #0056 #0029 Il142 9c) ! %\R P LAYS E Il142 9c) %$*XN Il142 9c) !)@\R Il142 9c) ! *]T LE IN “E IN E K S IK !” SCRE A MS U N AC H T M WHEN ! KED P RO V O QE CLAUDE MONET WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART PABLO PICASSO SCREAMING SCREAM PETE SEEGER #0081 MUSICAL #0083 #0638 MUSICAL #0290 #3920 Il142 9c) ! @[Q Il142 9c) ! #XN Il142 9c) ^!(?K Il142 9c) !@&?K Il142 9c) #()]T HABLE D E TAC ! EAR PHILOSOPHY VINCENT VAN GOGH ANDY WARHOL KARL MARX SOCRATES #0122 #0311 #0077 #0115 Il142 9c) ! &VL Il142 9c) ^ @[Q Il142 9c) ! ^YO Il142 9c) !)&WM SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE CHARLES DARWIN ALBERT EINSTEIN SIGMUND FREUD NIKOLA TESLA #3559 #0030 #0035 #0162 #3558 Il142 9c) #( VL Il142 9c) !)^ZP Il142 9c) !)#YO Il142 9c) !)$VL Il142 9c) $#!]T
Multiples 2/style. LITTLE THINKERS 35 HISTORY & POLITICS CLEOPATRA QUEEN ELIZABETH I MAHATMA GANDHI RUTH BADER GINSBURG CHE GUEVARA #3262 #0525 #0058 #5373 #0024 Il142 9c) $!#YO Il142 9c) %!@YO Il142 9c) !)%]T Il142 9c) (% +U Il142 9c) !@$+U BLE POSE A ! ARMS ALEXANDER HAMILTON ABRAHAM LINCOLN BARACK OBAMA THEODORE ROOSEVELT ROSIE THE RIVETER #4939 #0951 #0310 #4342 #5211 Il142 9c) *^&ZP Il142 9c) %^*VL Il142 9c) ^ !+U Il142 9c) ^&(YO Il142 9c) @%!WM WORLD RELIGIONS GEORGE WASHINGTON BUDDHA JESUS POPE FRANCIS #3733 Il142 9c) $@$?K #0019 Il142 9c) !)!?K #0289 Il142 9c) !@^XN #4755 Il142 9c) *$ [Q D E TAC HAB R AV E N L E ! AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHERLOCK HOLMES EDGAR ALLAN POE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MARK TWAIN KURT VONNEGUT #0511 #0187 #0099 #3919 #2949 Il142 9c) !#$]T Il142 9c) !@!]T Il142 9c) ! )WM Il142 9c) # (\R Il142 9c)@($([Q
LIP BALM 36 Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, high- quality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages. Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack. ATTRACTIVE PROTECTS YOUR 9 × 11 cm LIPS AGAINST THE MADE IN THE BLISTER PACK U.S.A. READY TO DISPLAY CULTURAL ICON ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD) NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G) EYE-CATCHING DESIGN FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF! MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF! Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like 24-HOOK NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever SPINNING NO mineral oil DISPLAY #5354 NO battery acid SEE PAGE 75 NO truth serum that makes you confess, Il142 9c) ($)ZP “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.” 9-HOOK DISPLAY MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS #5103 SEE PAGE 75 Il142 9c) (@)\R
Multiples of 12/style. LIP BALM 37 FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM OF DREAMS Freud’s Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That It will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever Smooth on Frida Kahlo’s on the Lips of Dreams lip sounded more profound in the original German.) allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth. and lime flavor. citrus #5316 “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session. peppermint #5318 Il142 9c) @& WM eucalyptus mint #5319 Il142 9c) (#$YO Il142 9c) @&([Q SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER O-BALM-A STIFF UPPER LIP BALM NIGHT’S BALM Things been rough lately? There’s hope! O-Balm-A is the Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. The course of true love never did run smooth as this smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good — more Always keep a stiff upper lip, except when your lips are fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and like yourself. When’s the last time you smiled? Well, it’s dry and sore. Never surrender! Carry Stiff Upper Lip swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get Balm and say, “Cheerio, Chaps!” peppermint #5366 gentleman-like man. cherry #5317 Il142 9c) *)%\R back to normal. peppermint #5338 Il142 9c) (#(+U Il142 9c) !$(WM IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD- Feeling uncomfortable? Tired of rawness and constant FORMULA FOR THE LIPS WORKING LIP BALM irritating cracks? Trust IMPEACHMINT for healing. Not Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Do your lips look as if they’ve been working a double a cover-up, always emollient – never emolument – Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere shift? Wet your whistle with genuine Rosie the IMPEACHMINT is on everybody’s lips. Apply liberally. and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Riveter’s Hard-Working Lip Balm and you’ll be peppermint #5274 Another problem solved! unflavored #5368 riveting! Ask for it at the PX or your local mom-and- Il142 9c) #($[Q pop. peppermint #5367 Il142 9c) !%!ZP Multiples of 24. Il142 9c) @$!XN
FOAM SWEET FOAM 38 4 × 6 × 2 cm INDIVIDUALLY The Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s Foam SCENTED Sweet Foam soaps are specially designed for that eccentric little B&B you call home. These playful soaps feature artists, philosophers, scientists, and cultural icons to make any sink smarter. Made with glycerine and a blend of shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil, they’re individually scented — or individually unscented — and some are even WRAPPED IN WORDS OF WISDOM AND WISE CRACKS lightly exfoliating. Our smooth and creamy — EVEN THE INGREDIENTS DESERVE A CLOSER LOOK 2 OZ. (56G) high-quality soaps are French triple milled to PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 8 make them long-lasting. And each little bar is stamped with an original design to show its true character — even when it’s naked. Not just soaps — ideas for your soap dish! EVERY SOAP HAS A NOVEL STAMP MADE IN THE NOT TESTED U.S.A. ON ANIMALS BEST-SELLERS TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP #4633 #4440 #4732 #4438 Il142 9c) *)*]T Il142 9c) &%^WM Il142 9c) *$(VL Il142 9c) &% ZP FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FOAM VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP #4433 #4413 #4439 #4432 Il142 9c) (*$+U Il142 9c) (&#XN Il142 9c) (*(YO Il142 9c) (*#WM
Multiples of 8/style. FOAM SWEET FOAM 39 WILLIAM LADY SHAKESPEARE’S MACBETH’S BARD OF SOAP GUEST SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter fresh milk, cocoa butter #4438 #5039 Il142 9c) ()![Q Il142 9c) &% ZP NEW! HESTER PRYNNE’S JANE AUSTEN THE SCARLET BATH SOAP LETTER BODY lavender #4732 SOAP Il142 9c) *$(VL floral, cocoa butter #5405 Il142 9c) ^*(XN THE ABLUTIONS OF WIFE OF BATH SHERLOCK SOAP HOLMES lusty lemon verbena woodsy fresh, olive oil, #5041 exfoliating #4526 Il142 9c) ( ^WM Il142 9c) ()#?K KURT ALICE’S TINY VONNEGUT’S LITTLE HAND AND SOAP IT SOAP GOES floral, cocoa butter rosewater, jasmine #4997 #4440 Il142 9c) *&$XN Il142 9c) &%^WM
40 FOAM SWEET FOAM Multiples of 8/style. NEW! THE JOY OF JEAN-LUC BATHING PICARD’S WITH BOB ROSS MAKE IT SOAP honey and oatmeal, Earl Grey, bergamot exfoliating #5420 #5333 Il142 9c) (#&ZP Il142 9c) %&(\R FRIDA’S VAN GOGH’S FRAGRANT SUNFLOWER BATH BAR SOAP passionflower, olive oil sunflower, lavender #4433 #4432 Il142 9c) (*$+U Il142 9c) (*#WM ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FREUD’S WASH FOAM FULFILLMENT lavender, chamomile cucumber, olive oil #4413 #4439 Il142 9c) (*(YO Il142 9c) (&#XN EINSTEIN’S BATH-TIME YOGA SOAP CONTINUUM cucumber, olive oil #5040 almond, cocoa butter #4410 Il142 9c) (&)WM Il142 9c) ()@XN METEOR SHOWER SOAP URANUS SOAP honey and oatmeal, unscented #4522 exfoliating #5226 Il142 9c) @!$\R Il142 9c) & *YO
Multiples of 8/style. FOAM SWEET FOAM 41 AND JESUS WE CAN WASHED WASH IT! almond, cocoa butter rosewater, jasmine #4523 #4411 Il142 9c) ( (XN Il142 9c) (&!+U VENUS BEAUTY FREEDOM SOAP BAR garden cucumber, fresh milk, cocoa butter olive oil #4412 #4733 Il142 9c) (&@[Q Il142 9c) *%)\R TRUMP’S SMALL POPE SOAP HAND SOAP honey and oatmeal, cucumber, olive oil #4633 exfoliating #4525 Il142 9c) *)*]T Il142 9c) ( &+U NIHILISM SOAP unscented, exfoliating #4434 Il142 9c) (*%[Q KITTEN BATH SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5038 Il142 9c) () +U COUNTERTOP SOAP DISPLAY #4472 SEE PAGE 74 Il142 9c) &%*[Q
QUOTABLE NOTABLES 42 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize 1. OPEN YOUR QUOTABLE NOTABLE your card. Give your thumbs a rest. BLANK CARD — ADD YOUR GOOD ENVELOPE STICKER WISHES AND OUR 22 × 10 cm SHEET QUOTABLE MINI STICKERS NOTABLE BIOGRAPHY ON BACK 2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE 3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE Browse Quotable Notable cards by category: History & Politics · Performing & Visual Arts · Authors & Literature · Wonderland Science & Technology · Philosophy · World Religions · Star Trek 4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY! BEST-SELLERS FRIDA KAHLO ANDY WARHOL ALBERT EINSTEIN OSCAR WILDE JANE AUSTEN PABLO PICASSO #0218 #0939 #0204 #1785 #0202 #0945 Il142 9c) #)^+U Il142 9c) % ^]T Il142 9c) #) \R Il142 9c) ^(%YO Il142 9c) #)&[Q Il142 9c) %^$XN ROSIE THE RIVETER KARL MARX SIGMUND FREUD WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ALICE SALVADOR DALÍ #0586 #0233 #0203 #0215 #0583 #0230 Il142 9c) #%)WM Il142 9c) #@#[Q Il142 9c) #)%WM Il142 9c) #!@?K Il142 9c) #^@ZP Il142 9c) #@)ZP
Multiples of 6/style. QUOTABLE NOTABLES 43 PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN VENUS (BOTTICELLI) CHARLIE CHAPLIN SALVADOR DALÍ DEGAS’ BALLERINA #2225 #0228 #0986 #0938 #0230 #0507 Il142 9c)@ @%VL Il142 9c) #!(+U Il142 9c) %($?K Il142 9c) % %VL Il142 9c) #@)ZP Il142 9c) #$^ZP ISADORA DUNCAN ALFRED HITCHCOCK BILLIE HOLIDAY HARRY HOUDINI FRIDA KAHLO THE KISS (KLIMT) LEONARDO DA VINCI #0494 #5361 #3326 #0991 #0218 #0232 #0941 Il142 9c) #$%]T Il142 9c) ($#[Q Il142 9c) )@*?K Il142 9c) %(#XN Il142 9c) #)^+U Il142 9c) #@*VL Il142 9c) % *WM MONA LISA (LEONARDO) CREATION OF ADAM (MICHELANGELO) CLAUDE MONET THE SCREAM (MUNCH) PABLO PICASSO REMBRANDT VAN RIJN #0234 #0985 #0231 #0235 #0945 #0591 Il142 9c) #@&YO Il142 9c) %*!?K Il142 9c) #@!WM Il142 9c) # )YO Il142 9c) %^$XN Il142 9c) #^%[Q GREAT ARTISTS Two each of Salvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305 BOB ROSS VINCENT VAN GOGH GIRL W/ PEARL ANDY WARHOL FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #5301 #0210 (VERMEER) #0939 #0589 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) (@^+U Il142 9c) #!#\R Il142 9c)@ #$XN Il142 9c) % ^]T Il142 9c) #%^YO Il142 9c) $*!XN #2234
44 QUOTABLE NOTABLES Multiples of 6/style. HISTORY & POLITICS BILLY THE KID DAVY CROCKETT ELIZABETH I BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MAHATMA GANDHI CHE GUEVARA #2956 #2957 #0987 #0574 #0212 #0199 Il142 9c)@(%^YO Il142 9c)@(%&VL Il142 9c) %(%\R Il142 9c) #% \R Il142 9c) #!^]T Il142 9c) #)@VL ALEXANDER HAMILTON HENRY VIII THOMAS JEFFERSON JOHN F. KENNEDY ROBERT E. LEE ABRAHAM LINCOLN #4940 #0200 #0575 #2224 #2227 #0966 Il142 9c) *(^ZP Il142 9c) #!&ZP Il142 9c) #%!+U Il142 9c)@ @$YO Il142 9c)@ @&ZP Il142 9c) %&@]T BARACK OBAMA ROSA PARKS ELEANOR ROOSEVELT ROSIE THE RIVETER SITTING BULL GEORGE WASHINGTON #0609 #2223 #0576 #0586 #2958 #1783 Il142 9c) #^*\R Il142 9c)@ @#\R Il142 9c) #%&VL Il142 9c) #%)WM Il142 9c)@(%*]T Il142 9c) ^(#?K SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY MARIE CHARLES DARWIN ALBERT EINSTEIN SIGMUND FREUD ISAAC NEWTON CARL SAGAN NIKOLA TESLA SKLODOWSKA CURIE #0478 #0204 #0203 #0989 #3884 #3658 Il142 9c) (&%\R Il142 9c) #$@\R Il142 9c) #) \R Il142 9c) #)%WM Il142 9c) %(*]T Il142 9c) @ %XN Il142 9c) $%(WM #4417
Multiples of 6/style. QUOTABLE NOTABLES 45 AUTHORS & LITERATURE JANE AUSTEN EMILY DICKINSON RALPH WALDO F. SCOTT FITZGERALD SHERLOCK HOLMES JAMES JOYCE #0202 #0303 EMERSON #0588 #0504 #0206 Il142 9c) #)&[Q Il142 9c) # %+U Il142 9c) #%*]T Il142 9c) #%#XN Il142 9c) #$([Q Il142 9c) #)*XN #0578 FRANZ KAFKA L.M. MONTGOMERY DOROTHY PARKER EDGAR ALLAN POE WILLIAM GERTRUDE STEIN HENRY DAVID MARK TWAIN #0579 #5268 #0201 #0209 SHAKESPEARE #0942 THOREAU #0502 Il142 9c) #%$?K Il142 9c) @$)[Q Il142 9c) #)!YO Il142 9c) #! XN Il142 9c) #!@?K Il142 9c) % (+U Il142 9c) # *?K Il142 9c) # $WM #0215 #0501 GREAT WRITERS Two each of Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, KURT VONNEGUT EDITH WHARTON WALT WHITMAN OSCAR WILDE VIRGINIA WOOLF James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306 #2959 #3921 #0304 #1785 #0207 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) $)(\R Il142 9c) @()VL Il142 9c) #$)XN Il142 9c) ^(%YO Il142 9c) #!$YO Il142 9c) $*)[Q WONDERLAND ALICE IN WONDERLAND Two each of Alice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585 ALICE MAD HATTER QUEEN OF HEARTS WHITE RABBIT #0583 #0584 #0580 #0581 Multiples of 4. Il142 9c) #^@ZP Il142 9c) #^#WM Il142 9c) #^)VL Il142 9c) #^!]T Il142 9c) #&)?K
46 QUOTABLE NOTABLES Multiples of 6/style. PHILOSOPHY FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE KARL MARX JEAN-PAUL SARTRE SOCRATES LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN #0208 #0233 #0505 #0211 #0205 Il142 9c) #!)[Q Il142 9c) #@#[Q Il142 9c) #$&WM Il142 9c) #!%VL Il142 9c) #!*WM WORLD RELIGIONS ANGEL (GIOTTO) LAUGHING BUDDHA POPE FRANCIS JESUS MOSES #0983 #3659 #4418 #0935 #0940 Il142 9c) %*@\R Il142 9c) $%&]T Il142 9c) (&^YO Il142 9c) % @?K Il142 9c) % &ZP STAR TREK SPINNING COUNTERTOP CARD DISPLAY #3704 CAPTAIN KIRK DR. McCOY SCOTTY SPOCK SEE PAGE 74 #4581 #4582 #4585 Il142 9c) ( $]T Il142 9c) &(#\R Il142 9c) &(^]T Il142 9c) @ $[Q #4580 Il142 9c#&)$ YO V C H E KO E TH JO IN S ! CR E W STAR TREK CARD SET SPINNING Captain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Scotty, Chekov. COUNTERTOP Contains 7 cards, 7 envelopes & 7 sticker sheets. #4587 CARD/PUPPET SULU #4583 UHURA #4584 Multiples of 4. DISPLAY Il142 9c) &($YO Il142 9c) &(%VL Il142 9c) &(*WM #4477 SEE PAGE 74 Il142 9c) &^#?K
NOTEBOOKS 47 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Our Sherlock Holmes notebook holds your grocery list…and clues. Our Comic Note Book has panels ready for today’s schedule…and cartoons and superhero drawings. UPG’s original designs are for productive and POCKET FULL - SIZE NOTEBOOKS NOTEBOOKS efficient people who want to stay creative. 9 × 12 cm, 48 pp. 12 × 18 cm, 48 pp. Keep all your memos and All the same details and features Your ideas deserve better than a boring white to-do lists handy in your as the Pocket Notebook — but pad – so give them a launch pad! pocket, purse, or backpack. in a larger format! RECORD YOUR NOTES EACH NOTEBOOK HAS A UNIQUE PAGE LAYOUT SPECIAL AND THEORIES, MIND REFERENCE MAPS AND MEMOS… GUIDES …OR JOT DOWN PLENTY OF PAGES EVERY ONE YOUR TO-DO LIST FOR COMPOSING COMES WITH ITS TIPS AND TRICKS IN STYLE YOUR THOUGHTS OWN FEATURES BEST-SELLERS STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG COMIC NOTE BOOK MUSIC WONDERLAND PASSPORT STARGAZING MARS PASSPORT POCKET #4520 POCKET #3581 POCKET #3806 POCKET #1473 POCKET #3394 POCKET #2221 Il142 9c) &*$ZP FULL-SIZE #4610 Il142 9c) $ &+U FULL-SIZE #3951 Il142 9c) #@(]T FULL-SIZE #4373 Il142 9c) ^$^[Q Il142 9c) @ !ZP FULL-SIZE #4371 Il142 9c)@ @!XN Il142 9c) *@!\R Il142 9c) @(@ZP Il142 9c) &$#WM Il142 9c) @*!+U
Multiples of 6/style. 48 NOTEBOOKS Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp. THE MOON PASSPORT STARGAZING The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold- lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and charts! and make note of its wonders. POCKET #5357 POCKET #3394 FULL-SIZE #4371 Il142 9c) ($!WM Il142 9c) @ !ZP Il142 9c) @*!+U BOTANY URBAN BIRDWATCHING (A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK) Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this This friendly green notebook has plenty of room handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus and two dozen species! botanical charts and guides! POCKET #4374 FULL-SIZE #4730 Il142 9c) & (VL Il142 9c) *(!?K POCKET #5363 Il142 9c) *)&VL CLOUDSPOTTING MUSIC Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you weather or document new cloud types with bonus can launch right into the composition of your cloudspotting charts and guides. magnum opus …or just make a few notes. POCKET #3806 FULL-SIZE #4373 POCKET #3886 FULL-SIZE #4626 Il142 9c) @ &\R Il142 9c) *$^?K Il142 9c) #@(]T Il142 9c) &$#WM
Multiples of 6/style. Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp. NOTEBOOKS 49 MINI MASTERPIECES COMIC NOTE BOOK A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for classic frames for studies, details, or miniature capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. masterpieces. POCKET #3581 FULL-SIZE #3951 POCKET #3582 FULL-SIZE #5186 Il142 9c) $ &+U Il142 9c) @(@ZP Il142 9c) $%$\R Il142 9c) @!@XN GREAT GAMES! The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket SHERLOCK HOLMES and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to a mystery! Flap not included in pocket size. play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) POCKET #3393 FULL-SIZE #4372 and easy-to-follow rules for several games. POCKET #3875 Il142 9c) @ )]T Il142 9c) $!&WM Il142 9c) &#%\R NEW! STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG STAR TREK ENGINEERING A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet and room for the many observations you’ll make Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for on your five-year mission. reference – and plenty of room to record your POCKET #4520 FULL-SIZE #4610 concepts, data, and inventions. Il142 9c) &*$ZP` Il142 9c) *@!\R POCKET #5393 Il142 9c) ($&YO
Multiples of 6/style. 50 NOTEBOOKS Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp. AREA 51 PASSPORT HELL PASSPORT Move along. No alien flying saucers to see here. Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record Gridded pages conveniently pre-marked TOP SECRET. your sins or meetings with famous denizens. POCKET #2962 POCKET #1465 Il142 9c)@(^@ZP Il142 9c) ^$&XN NEVERLAND PASSPORT MARS PASSPORT Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.” gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet. POCKET #1590 POCKET #2221 Il142 9c) ^$*?K Il142 9c)@ @!XN THE UNCONSCIOUS PASSPORT UTOPIA PASSPORT Guide to Freudian dream interpretation and ruled Proof Utopia is a real place! Perfect cover, perfect pages with diagrams of the mind for collecting fancy ruled pages, a chart of the Utopian alphabet. your thoughts. Perfect! POCKET #1467 POCKET #1468 Il142 9c) ^%@\R Il142 9c) ^$ WM PENMANSHIP OZ PASSPORT A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the practice your new skills. Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages POCKET #5321 all the way home! Il142 9c) @*%\R POCKET #1471 Il142 9c) ^$(\R
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