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EXTRA! FROM THE OLD FARMER’S ALMANAC A MAN AND HIS CAMERA RECIPES TO WELCOME SPRING! CATCHING RAIN THE SMART WAY MARCH 2023 PHOTO: MIKE DISFARMER
O O CONTENTS O FEATURES AMUSEMENT A Man and His Camera FOOD Recipes to Welcome Spring! WEATHER FORECASTS GARDENING How We Make Catching Rain the Our Predictions Smart Way March U.S. LIVING NATURALLY and Canadian Hot Flashes: Symptom or Power Surge? DEPARTMENTS Weather Forecasts CALENDAR Weather Update March Holidays, Full Moon Names, WIT and More Humor Me Grins and groans ASTROLOGY from the Almanac Best Days to Do Things Gardening by the Moon’s Sign ASTRONOMY Sky Map for March FOLLOW US:
O O CALENDAR O march Holidays, Full Moon Names, and More Calendar This ’n’ That The ancient Roman calendar, which ultimately led to the Gregorian calendar that many use today, once began its year in March (then called “Martius” and named for Mars, the Roman god of war). Holiday Happenings Mar. 8: International Women’s Day Mar. 12: Daylight Saving Time begins at 2:00 a.m. Mar. 17: St. Patrick’s Day Mar. 20: Vernal Equinox Eye on the Sky (at 5:24 p.m. EDT) MARCH’S FULL MOON NAMES Mar. 22: Ramadan begins at Worm Moon, Goose Moon, sundown Sore Eye Moon Mar. 31: César Chávez Day MOON PHASES Full Moon: Mar. 7, 7:40 a.m. EST Last Quarter: Mar. 14, 10:08 p.m. EDT New Moon: Mar. 21, 1:23 p.m. EDT First Quarter: Mar. 28, 10:32 p.m. EDT TAP FOR MORE ABOUT MOON PHASES TAP FOR MORE ABOUT MARCH’S FULL MOON The 2023 Old Farmer’s Almanac calendars are here! Order yours at Almanac.com/Shop. PHOTO: PIX ABAY
O O ASTROLOGY O BEST DAYS TO DO THINGS These March dates, deemed to be propitious in astrology, are based on the astrological passage of the Moon. However, consider all indicators before making any major decisions. –Celeste Longacre PERSONAL Cut hair to discourage growth: 8–10 Advertise to sell: 24, 25 Cut hair to encourage growth: 24, 25 Ask for a loan: 11, 12 Entertain: 3–5 Begin diet to gain weight: 25, 30 Get married: 8–10 Begin diet to lose weight: 8, 12 Have dental care: 6, 7 Buy a home: 24, 25 Move (house/household): 26, 27 Color hair: 24, 25 PHOTO: PIX ABAY
O O ASTROLOGY O Perm hair: 17, 18 Set posts or pour concrete: 15, 16 Quit smoking: 8, 12 Straighten hair: 13, 14 IN THE GARDEN Travel for pleasure: 3–5 Destroy pests and weeds: 21–23 Wean children: 8, 12 Graft or pollinate: 1, 2, 28–30 Harvest aboveground crops: 6, 24, 25 AROUND THE HOUSE Harvest belowground crops: 15, 16 Bake: 1, 2, 28–30 Mow to promote growth: 1, 2, Brew: 11, 12 28–30 Can, pickle, or make sauerkraut: 11, Mow to slow growth: 11, 12 12, 19, 20 Pick fruit: 6, 7 Demolish: 11, 12 Plant aboveground crops: 1, 2, Dry fruit, vegetables, or meat: 13, 14 28–30 End projects: 6 Plant belowground crops: 11, 12 Lay shingles: 3–5 Prune to discourage growth: 13, 14 Make jams or jellies: 19, 20 Prune to encourage growth: 3–5, 31 Paint: 8–10 ON THE FARM Start projects: 22 Breed animals: 11, 12 Wash floors: 19, 20 Castrate animals: 17, 18 Wash windows: 21–23 Cut hay: 21–23 OUTDOORS Purchase animals: 1, 2, 28–30 Begin logging: 15, 16 Set eggs: 7–9 Go camping: 13, 14 Slaughter livestock: 11, 12 Go fishing: 1–7, 21–31 Wean animals: 8, 12
O O ASTROLOGY O GARDENING BY THE MOON’S SIGN Use the March dates shown in the Moon’s Astrological Place calendar below to find the best days for the following garden tasks: TAP FOR PLANT, TRANSPLANT, AND GRAFT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, or Taurus MERCURY IN + RETROGRADE HARVEST: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius DATES BUILD/FIX FENCES OR GARDEN BEDS: Capricorn TAP FOR MARCH CONTROL INSECT PESTS, PLOW, AND WEED: Aries, Gemini, Leo, MOON Sagittarius, or Aquarius PHASES PRUNE: Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius. During a waxing Moon, pruning encourages growth; during a waning Moon, it discourages growth. THE MOON’S ASTROLOGICAL PLACE IN MARCH 1 Cancer 9 Libra 17 Aquarius 25 Taurus 2 Cancer 10 Libra 18 Aquarius 26 Gemini 3 Leo 11 Scorpio 19 Pisces 27 Gemini 4 Leo 12 Scorpio 20 Pisces 28 Cancer 5 Leo 13 Sagittarius 21 Aries 29 Cancer 6 Virgo 14 Sagittarius 22 Aries 30 Cancer 7 Virgo 15 Capricorn 23 Aries 31 Leo 8 Libra 16 Capricorn 24 Taurus PHOTO: PIX ABAY
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE Sometimes the other planets appear to be traveling backward through the zodiac; this is an illusion. We call this illusion retrograde motion. Mercury’s retrograde periods can cause our plans to go awry. However, this is an excellent time to reflect on the past. Intuition is high during these periods, and coincidences can be extraordinary. When Mercury is retrograde, remain flexible, allow extra time for travel, and avoid signing contracts. Review projects and plans at these times, but wait until Mercury is direct again to make any final decisions. Mercury’s remaining 2023 retrograde periods: April 21–May 14, August 23– September 14, and December 13– (January 1, 2024). –Celeste Longacre Celebrating its 46th anniversary in 2023, the best-selling Old Farmer’s Almanac Gardening Calendar is filled with beautiful art, helpful tips, insightful quotes, and an easy-to-use grid with holidays and Moon phases. Order yours today at Almanac.com/Shop.
O O ASTRONOMY O Pointers in the Sky G etting your bearings under the night sky can be a challenge, even if you have a sky map or star chart to help you. Star gazers of every experience level— TAP TO GET A PRINTABLE from newcomer to expert—typically begin an evening of MARCH observing by finding a single familiar star pattern (asterism) SKY MAP and using it to point the way. On March evenings, there is no TAP TO better place to start than with the Big Dipper. FOLLOW The Big Dipper asterism is composed of the seven brightest OHIOAN JEFF stars in the constellation Ursa Major, the Greater Bear. The DETRAY’S SKY shape of the Big Dipper never varies, but its orientation ADVENTURES changes constantly. This month’s Sky Map shows the Dipper as it appears during March in the late evening, when it seems to be standing upright, precariously balanced on its handle. Come back just a few hours later, and the Dipper will have moved so that it is upside-down as if pouring out its contents. Return at a different time of year, and the Big
O O ASTRONOMY O Dipper might be to the left of Polaris instead of on the right as it is in March. Learn to recognize the Big Dipper no matter what its orientation is. The Dipper’s stars always point the way to other celestial sights. The two stars that form the front end of the Dipper’s bowl are known as the Pointers. They point directly toward Polaris, the North Star, in Ursa Minor, the Lesser Bear. Because Polaris points the way to true north, it has long been a vital guidepost for navigation on both land and sea. When you use the Pointers to find Polaris, you’ll be doing the same thing as countless explorers and sailors have done in the past. The stars of the Big Dipper’s handle form a graceful curve or arc. If you extend this curve past the end of the handle and follow it two more “handle lengths,” you’ll end up at the bright star Arcturus in Boötes, the Herdsman. The main stars of Boötes form a somewhat lopsided kite shape. Once you’ve reached Arcturus, straighten out the curve and make a beeline for Spica, the brightest star in Virgo, the Virgin. The journey from the Big Dipper to Spica has given rise to a popular astronomer’s refrain: “Arc to Arcturus, then drive a spike to Spica.” Once your gaze has wandered from the Big Dipper to Arcturus to Spica, perhaps you’ll remember the refrain the next time you spot the Dipper. U sing the Big Dipper to orient yourself helps to overcome a problem that’s common to all star gazers: grasping the scale of the sky. Translating what’s shown on a sky map to what you see in the sky can be difficult. Distances in the sky seem greater than what they appear to be on a map. Starting with a bright asterism such as the Big Dipper and then extending your view to encompass Arcturus and Spica can help you to relate your map to the sky that it represents. Once you understand the scale of the sky, it becomes much easier to find other stars and constellations. On our March map, look for points of interest such as the sinuous body and distinctive head of Draco, the Dragon; the beautiful Tiara shape of Corona Borealis, the Northern Crown; and the Keystone asterism at the heart of Hercules, the Roman Hero. –Jeff DeTray
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AMUSEMENT A Man and His Camera No one paid much attention to this eccentric, small-town photographer— until collectors started paying millions for his images. PHOTO: MIKE DISFARMER
AMUSEMENT B etween the late to stand. of the Meyer family, 1920s and 1959, Disfarmer’s sometimes who had raised him. any resident of grumpy personality was In 1939, he made the Heber Springs, Arkansas, only one reason that he break official, legally who wanted to have his was an outsider in the changing his surname or her picture made had tight-knit community of Meyer to Disfarmer, only one place to go: a of just over 2,000. He with the explanation that damp, sparsely furnished was a reclusive bachelor meier meant “farmer” in studio on Main Street who lived in a spare German and dis meant that was operated by room at his studio and “not”—and that he was a sullen man named an agnostic among neither a Meyer nor a Mike Disfarmer. Over churchgoing Baptists farmer. the years, Disfarmer and Methodists. Born By the 1950s, photographed hundreds in Indiana, he also was Disfarmer’s health of the town’s residents: possibly this Confederate and productivity had mothers proudly town’s only son of a declined; he reportedly holding their babies, Union soldier. The drank heavily and farm families on their closest he had to a subsisted almost entirely Saturday visits to town, friend was a man with on chocolate ice cream. newly engaged couples, whom he played country After he died in 1959, it hunters alongside their music, but even this was several days before prized hounds, children acquaintance reported anyone thought to in their Sunday best, and that Disfarmer “didn’t wonder where he was. men in uniform about to say much that was Disfarmer might have be shipped off to war. personal.” faded from memory— For 50 cents, the What little Disfarmer and his photographs subjects received three did reveal about himself might have remained prints and the unsettling sounded like an Ozarks mounted in family experience of posing for tall tale. Although he had albums—if not for a Disfarmer, who didn’t a large family nearby, fortuitous discovery. even so much as greet Disfarmer insisted that Upon Disfarmer’s his customers before he wasn’t related to them; death, a local man disappearing under the instead, he claimed, as a bought the contents of black drape behind the baby he’d been picked up the studio from a bank camera for minutes at a by a tornado from his real for $5. Amidst the old time, emerging only to family’s residence and furniture and camera bark orders about where deposited at the home equipment, he found
AMUSEMENT approximately 4,000 at New York City’s collector came across 50 glass-plate negatives. prestigious International previously unseen prints He wasn’t sure what to Center of Photography. (originals, developed by do with them, so they Raves from the art Disfarmer). He bought sat in his garage until world came immediately. them all and eventually 1973, when the publisher Part of the appeal was scouted out and acquired of the local newspaper due to Disfarmer’s more than 3,000 others, announced that he was apparently innate at a reported cost of $2 interested in seeing old technical skill: His studio million. pictures from the town’s had featured a skylight to Coincidentally, an art past. The publisher, a make use of natural light; gallery owner was also photographer himself, he had printed on high- buying Disfarmer prints, recognized that quality paper; he had and the two quests Disfarmer’s portraits used sensitive glass-plate culminated in separate were of more than local negatives decades after exhibitions that opened importance and sent a other photographers had at the same time in New sampling to the editor switched to film; and York City. of Modern Photography he had been talented Disfarmer’s greatest magazine. The woman in arranging groups of contribution, however, was so impressed that people. perhaps lies in what his she arranged for the Interest in Disfarmer’s photographs captured: publication of a book work remained steady unassuming people from featuring 180 of the in the ensuing years, but a simpler time that was images in 1976 and a a significant resurgence fast disappearing. concurrent showing came in 2004, when a –Jeff Baker PHOTO: MIKE DISFARMER
FOOD Recipes to Welcome Spring! The first day of spring arrives on Monday, the 20th of March! Celebrate with seasonal ingredients showing up in your local market or garden— such as peas, asparagus, and rhubarb. Make these recipes to greet spring in a delightful and delicious way. PHOTO: LORI PEDRICK
FOOD Pesto Ricotta With Asparagus on Toast PHOTO: SAMANTHA JONES/QUINN BREIN COMMUNICATIONS
FOOD PESTO RICOTTA WITH ASPARAGUS ON TOAST 1 cup ricotta cheese 1/4 cup plus 2 teaspoons basil pesto salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste 16 asparagus spears 4 slices hearty white, whole wheat, or Panella bread 4 large eggs In a bowl, combine ricotta, 1/4 cup of pesto, and salt and pepper. Break ends off asparagus. Place spears in a shallow, nonstick pan with a lid. Add enough water to just cover asparagus. Cover and cook over medium-high heat for 6 to 8 minutes, or until crisp-tender. Remove asparagus from water and blot with paper towels to dry. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Drain water from pan and set aside for cooking the eggs. While asparagus is cooking, toast bread slices in a toaster or under the broiler until golden brown. Put remaining 2 teaspoons of pesto into the pan and spread out evenly. Over medium-high heat, cook eggs for about 1 to 2 minutes on one side and 30 seconds to 1 minute on the other. (You want the yolk to be runny.) Spread one-quarter of the ricotta mixture on top of a piece of toast, then add four asparagus spears and top with an egg. Repeat for the rest of the pieces of toast. Makes 4 servings. PHOTO: SAMANTHA JONES/QUINN BREIN COMMUNICATIONS
FOOD Peas and Egg Fried Rice PHOTO: LORI PEDRICK
FOOD PEAS AND EGG FRIED RICE 1-1/2 cups basmati rice, rinsed 7 tablespoons canola oil, divided 16 shrimp, peeled and deveined, whole or chopped 4 extra-large eggs, beaten 3 scallions, chopped 1 cup fresh peas 4 tablespoons reduced sodium soy sauce 1 teaspoon brown sugar 1/8 teaspoon kosher salt Bring 3 cups of water to a boil. Add rice and a pinch of salt. Return to a boil and simmer, covered, on low for about 25 minutes. Set aside. In a large skillet, heat 2 tablespoons of oil until hot and add shrimp. Cook for 3 minutes, then transfer to a plate. In the same skillet, heat remaining 5 tablespoons of oil until hot. Add eggs and cook until lightly scrambled. Add rice, shrimp, scallions, peas, soy sauce, brown sugar, and kosher salt. Cook for about 3 minutes. Makes 4 servings. Looking for more great recipes? Get a copy of our best-selling cookbook with recipes from you, our readers. The Old Farmer’s Almanac Readers’ Best Recipes is filled with tried-and-true recipes that keep folks coming back for more, plus the stories behind them! Store.almanac.com/cookbook-readers-best-recipes/ PHOTO: LORI PEDRICK
FOOD Rhubarb Chutney PHOTO: SAMANTHA JONES/QUINN BREIN COMMUNICATIONS
FOOD RHUBARB CHUTNEY 2 cups diced rhubarb 1 tart apple, peeled, seeded, and chopped 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup raisins 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin In a heavy, non-aluminum, sauce pan, combine all ingredients. Bring slowly to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes, or until rhubarb and apple are very soft but still hold their shape. Do not allow them to turn into mush. Taste and adjust seasonings. Cool and chill before serving. Makes 2-1/2 cups. PHOTO: SAMANTHA JONES/QUINN BREIN COMMUNICATIONS
GARDENING DID YOU KNOW? One inch of rain on a 100-square-foot surface results in 60 gallons of water. Catching Rain the Smart Way PHOTO: VIRGINIA’S SOIL & WATER CONSERVATION DISTRICTS
GARDENING W ith drought which the water is being plants that prefer drier incidence funneled. soil. increasing • Make a basin: Dig out • Mulch with compost and the cost of municipal dirt from a dry area at or shredded hardwood water rising, why not least 10 feet downhill (bark chips may float make the best use of from the water source. away in a heavy rain). If the precipitation that (Avoid directing runoff to the water that flows into Mother Nature provides a naturally low spot that the garden washes out the for free? A rain garden is already saturated or to mulch, break up the flow is a shallow, bowl-shape your septic system.) with a well-placed rock or area that captures runoff • Replace heavy soil with two at the entrance to the water from impermeable a fast-draining mixture basin. surfaces—paved areas or of 50 percent sand, 25 A rain garden functions the roof—during a heavy percent compost, and 25 like a living sponge made rain and allows it to soak percent topsoil. of soil, plants, roots, into the ground gradually. • Pile stones and extra and mulch. It should Its benefits include soil on the downhill side not become a breeding reduction of the risk of of the garden to act as a ground for mosquitoes; water in the basement; a berm and create a bowl the water does not stand. recharging of groundwater where water can pool to a supplies; and the creation depth of about 6 inches. ALTERNATIVES of a wildlife habitat for • If water doesn’t naturally If your property is not suitable birds, butterflies, and flow to your rain garden, for a rain garden, these plants can help to manage storm beneficial insects. dig a shallow (3- to water: Creating a rain garden 4-inch-deep) trench • Trees and large shrubs can be as simple as from your downspout to deflect rainfall, slowing it down directing the flow of the garden, line it with before it reaches the ground water from your roof to landscape fabric, and and allowing it to soak into the ground and not run off a spot that you’ve already cover it with stones to immediately. planted with water-loving create a stream bed effect. • Tall grasses and other plants—or, you can start • Install plants: In the perennials act as filters, from scratch. The size of center of the garden, set sucking up water, trapping the garden depends on the perennials and native pollutants, and preventing silt size of the impermeable plants that tolerate wet from being carried off. • Well-established, deeply area draining into it. Aim feet. Around these, rooted plants hold soil and to make the bed about 20 place plants that tolerate direct water into the subsoil. percent of the size of the occasional standing water. –Robin Sweetser roof or driveway from At the outer edges, set
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L I V I N G N AT U R A L LY Hot Flashes: Symptom or Power Surge? PHOTO: HUMONIA /GET T Y IMAGES
L I V I N G N AT U R A L LY H ot flash! It social environment in food, stress, poor diet, comes on which they occur, hot and inactivity—also may suddenly—a flashes can be annoying, trigger or worsen hot sensation of heat embarrassing, disruptive, flashes for some women. rising up through the or even debilitating. chest, neck, and face, Some women experience HOT FLASHES IN MEN sometimes accompanied them rarely; others feel Because male hormones by profuse sweating, the burn several times decline far more slowly lasting from a few each day for years. than women’s and most seconds to a few minutes. men retain adequate Women all over the CAUSES amounts of testosterone world experience hot Medical researchers to prevent hot flashes, flashes before, during, don’t know for sure, but many men don’t and sometimes long they hypothesize that experience them (except after menopause. the gradual decrease vicariously and, we hope, Whether you call them in production of sympathetically, if they bouffées de chaleur, reproductive hormones have female partners). vampate di calore, or affects the temperature- But there are hitzewallung, hot flashes regulating function of exceptions, especially for and the drenching the brain’s hypothalamus, men receiving androgen night sweats that may causing it to detect a deprivation therapy for accompany them are rise in the body’s core prostate cancer. Because among the primary temperature. This, in these men will be under signs of menopause, the turn, increases the heart the care of a physician, natural end of a woman’s rate and dilates the blood they should ask their menstrual cycles. Yes, vessels, allowing heat to doctors about ways to menopausal hot flashes escape through the skin. help to relieve especially are a normal life event, Certain drugs, debilitating hot flashes. although they’re often surgeries, endocrine characterized as a disorders, stress, and TREATMENTS hormonal deficiency even allergies can also Pharmaceutical Approach requiring medical bring on hot flashes. Research has confirmed treatment. The usual suspects for hormone replacement Depending on their many health problems— therapy (HRT) as severity, frequency, caffeine, alcohol, the gold standard for and timing and the cigarette smoke, spicy relieving severe or
L I V I N G N AT U R A L LY debilitating hot flashes, that they’ve gotten relief may cause allergies, have varying with a person’s from herbs and plant other side effects, or age, health, choice foods. interact with prescription of hormone(s), dose, Yet what little rigorous drugs. and “delivery method” medical research is (oral, skin patch, topical available on the safety BEYOND DISEASE- preparation, implant, and effectiveness of MONGERING etc.) tailored to the botanical approaches has Magazine and newspaper individual. yielded contradictory articles, medical Other prescription results. Because herbal literature, and patient pharmaceuticals supplements aren’t handouts often refer to offered for debilitating regulated in the same symptoms, diagnoses, hot flashes include way as foods and and treatments of antidrepressants, anti- prescription drugs, menopause with terms seizure medications, you may not know just like “failing ovaries” and high blood pressure what and how much of “hormone deficiencies,” medications, and what your supplement as if this natural process nitroglycerin. contains. demands medical If you’re using intervention. Herbal and Botanical herbs or soy foods (or There’s a long history Approach other phytoestrogenic of medicalizing the Many women, wary products) to ease various stages of of the potential side menopausal symptoms, normal female sexual effects of hormone make sure to inform your development. As for treatments and other medical professional the medicalization of pharmaceutical so that she can make menopause, one writer approaches, have note of them in your calls it the “menopause turned to a wide medical record. I’d industrial complex.” variety of botanical suggest printing copies Although hormone preparations (especially of the labels or bringing replacement therapy phytoestrogens) to cool the actual containers to is still prescribed as hot flashes, diminish your appointments so the most effective night sweats, and smooth that your clinician can means of providing the mood swings that be sure of exactly what relief from severe and may also accompany the substances are. Some disabling hot flashes, menopause. Many report commercial products experts now suggest
L I V I N G N AT U R A L LY starting the therapy meditation, breathing and vitality and provide early in menopause and exercises, and/or you with a sense of new administering the lowest visualization (imagining possibilities. dose for the shortest yourself cool). So, instead of period. • Consider massage, symptom-seeking accupressure, and other treatments, why not SURGE AHEAD! relaxation techniques. think of those hot Most women pass • Pay attention to eating flashes as power surges through this natural well, avoiding alcohol, and explore ways to use transition without caffeine, and spicy foods. this power for what lies medical help. Here are • Exercise daily, as ahead? some tips to consciously activity has been proven –Margaret Boyles weave into your everyday to help. Stay hydrated. schedule: • Get adequate sleep. • Seek support from Even if they may not peers and other reduce the frequency or supportive groups. severity of hot flashes, TAP TO READ MORE OF • Develop a mindfulness any or all of these steps MARGARET BOYLES’S POSTS IN HER “LIVING practice, such as yoga or can increase your health NATURALLY” BLOG PHOTO: HUMONIA /GET T Y IMAGES
O O W E AT H E R F O R EC A S TS O AS IT RAINS IN MARCH, SO IT RAINS IN JUNE. How We Make Our predictions We derive our weather forecasts from a secret formula that was devised by the founder of this Almanac, Robert B. Thomas, in 1792. Thomas believed that weather on Earth was influenced by sunspots, which are magnetic storms on the surface of the Sun. Over the years, we have refined and enhanced this for- mula with state-of-the-art technology and modern scien- tific calculations. We employ three scientific disciplines to make our long-range predictions: solar science, the study of TAP TO FIND sunspots and other solar activity; climatology, the study of OUT THE WEATHER prevailing weather patterns; and meteorology, the study of HISTORY OF the atmosphere. We predict weather trends and events by THE DAY comparing solar patterns and historical weather conditions LOVE ALL with current solar activity. THINGS Our forecasts emphasize temperature and precipitation devi- WEATHER? ations from averages, or normals. These are based on 30-year TAP FOR THE statistical averages prepared by government meteorological WEATHER FOLKLORE agencies and updated every 10 years. Our forecasts are based OF THE DAY on the tabulations that span the period 1991 through 2020. We believe that nothing in the universe happens haphaz- ardly, that there is a cause-and-effect pattern to all phenom- ena. However, although neither we nor any other forecasters have as yet gained sufficient insight into the mysteries of the universe to predict the weather with total accuracy, our re- sults are almost always very close to our traditional claim of 80 percent. CELSIUS–FAHRENHEIT TABLE –40 –20 O 20 37 60 80 100 °CELSIUS °FAHRENHEIT –40 O 32 80 98.6 160 212 Water freezes Body Water boils temperature PHOTO: PIXABAY
O O W E AT H E R F O R EC A S TS O U.S. Weather Regions 15 9 1 12 13 6 3 2 10 16 7 14 4 8 11 5 17 18 canadian Weather Regions CLICK HERE TO FIND MARCH WEATHER PREDICTIONS FOR THE U.S. AND CANADIAN 6 REGIONS Y.T. NUNAVUT 7 N.W.T. N.L. B.C. ALTA. QUE. SASK. MAN. 1 ONT. P.E.I. Southern Atlantic 5 British 2 Canada Southern N.B. Columbia 4 The Prairies 3 Southern Ontario Quebec N.S.
O O W E AT H E R U P DAT E O A spring you can warm up to T exas Independence Day—March 2—looks to be a sunny, chilly one across the Lone Star State. The 2nd is also Read Across America Day, when in the Southeast it will be an especially good day to curl up inside with a book because there will be the potential for some rain. Although temperatures are going to be on the chilly side across much of the East, they will be a bit milder toward the Upper Midwest—albeit probably still a little too cool for doing any outdoor reading. Much of the West will be on the cooler side of average, with some rain and mountain snow showers extending from the Rockies into the Southwest. Looking ahead to St. Patrick’s Day on the 17th, there could be some late- season snow on the shamrocks across New England, keeping the skiers happy deep into March. Farther south, there will be the potential for some rain and even some downpours from the mid-Atlantic into the Appalachians. PHOTO: PIX ABAY
O O W E AT H E R U P DAT E O Meanwhile, warm sunshine is expected across the Southeast, in contrast to unsettled skies in the Plains and West, where there will be some showers lurking. In Canada, there will be pockets of rain and snow showers in both western and eastern areas, but the Prairies and much of the middle part of the country will be dry. For Seward’s Day in Alaska on the 27th, there will be some spotty snow showers across northern parts of the state, but most areas will be dry and on the mild side. While there will be some pockets of chill across New England, Florida, and parts of the Great Lakes, the vast majority of the U.S. (including Alaska and Hawaii) is looking at a pretty mild March. For many areas, there will be some early tastes of spring. Across Canada, near- to below-normal temperatures are expected from Atlantic Canada back through Quebec, Ontario, and the Northwest Territories. Above-normal temperatures are forecast elsewhere. Looking at precipitation, near- to above-normal precipitation is expected in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic, perhaps a sign of a late-season coastal storm or two. On the flip side, much of the Southeast, Great Lakes, and Plains will be on the drier side. Near- or above-normal precipitation is forecast from the Rockies back through the Southwest, while the Pacific Northwest will likely end up a little drier. Alaska and Hawaii will see near- or below-normal precipitation. In Canada, most areas will see above-normal precipitation in March, although we could see some drier pockets across Quebec and the Northwest Territories. Spring as a whole has the potential to be a warmer-than-normal period across much of the U.S. While there may be some pockets of chillier air across the mid-Atlantic, Appalachians, and parts of the Rockies, most areas will tend to lean toward the milder side. Precipitation looks to be on the wet side from the West through the Plains and into the Mid-Atlantic and Southeast. Elsewhere, the April flowers may need a little manual watering to get going in a drier weather pattern. Canada will tend to be drier in eastern areas and wetter in central and western parts of the country. Temperatures will largely be near or above normal, but the chill may hold on longer across the Northwest Territories. –Bob Smerbeck and Brian Thompson, Old Farmer’s Almanac meteorologists
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