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The Bishop of Repton              The Archdeacon of Chesterfield
The Rt. Revd Jan McFarlane        The Venerable Carol Coslett
Repton House, 39 Hickton Road,    Tel. 01332 388676
Swanwick, Alfreton, DE551AF

Useful Contacts in the Benefice

Rector       Currently vacant

Lay Reader Lynne Parker, Tel: 01909 530994

Magazine     Sue Bradshaw, Tel: 01909 722675
Editor       e-mail: suebram@sky.com

Churchwardens

Creswell     Lewis Marriott, Tel 01909 721564 or 07973 823857
             Deputy - Dennis Smedley, Tel: 01909 721481
Elmton       Bob Glassey, Tel: 01909 720242 or 07502 005108
             Deputy – Kevin Jones, Tel: 01909 723241
Whitwell with Steetley    Ann Godley, Tel: 01909 723514
                          Nigel Bradshaw, Tel: 01909 722675

Safeguarding Lead

Elmton with Creswell      Margaret Froggett, Tel: 01909 723342
Whitwell with Steetley    Jackie Stoor, Tel: 07776 149986

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Services for September

Wednesday 2nd October
Said Communion St Lawrence, Whitwell                     9.30am

Sunday 6th October
Holy Communion St Lawrence, Whitwell                     8.30am
Holy Communion St Mary Magdalene Creswell                10.30am
Holy Communion St Peter’s, Elmton                        6.00pm

Wednesday 9th October
Said Communion St Mary Magdalene, Creswell               9.30am

Sunday 13th October
Holy Communion St Mary Magdalene, Creswell               8.30am
Holy Communion St Lawrence, Whitwell                     10.30am
Holy Communion All Saints Chapel, Steetley               3.15pm
Holy Communion St. Peter’s, Elmton                       6.00pm

Wednesday 16th October
Said Communion St Lawrence Whitwell                      9.30am

Sunday 20th October
Holy Communion St Lawrence, Whitwell                     8.30am
Holy Communion St Mary Magdalene, Creswell               10.30am
Holy Communion St Peter’s, Elmton                        6.00pm

Wednesday 23rd October
Said Communion St Mary Magdalene, Creswell               9.30am

Sunday 27th October
Holy Communion St Mary Magdalene, Creswell               8.30am
Holy Communion St. Lawrence Whitwell                     10.30am
Holy Communion St Peter’s, Elmton                        6.00pm

A Fellowship Group meets at St Lawrence Church, Whitwell on the first
Monday of each month at 1.30pm, followed by a Ladies Group at 2pm

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What about Halloween?

It’s that time of year when the shops are full of pumpkins and
youngsters are knocking on our doors to ‘trick or treat’. How
should Christians respond to Halloween? Is it simply a fun festival
for the children or does it have a dark side that we should avoid?

Firstly, Christians should not respond to Halloween with
superstition. The Bible reminds us that evil is a real force at work
in our world, as ‘the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking
for someone to devour’ (1 Peter 5:8). We shouldn’t underestimate
his ability to blind the minds of unbelievers to the reality of spiritual
warfare. (2 Corinthians 4:4).

Secondly, we can respond with confidence. While people are
often fearful of witches, ghosts, and evil spirits, we mustn’t forget
that God is in control, not Satan. Jesus has secured the victory
over sin and evil on the cross: ‘having disarmed the powers and
authorities, He made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over
them by the cross.’ (Colossians 2:15).

Finally, we can also offer hope. ‘Christ died and returned to life so
that He might be the Lord of both the dead and the living.’ (Romans
14:9). Halloween is an opportunity to share the hope of the gospel.
For example, if we offer sweets to children calling to trick and treat,
we might include information about the Christian faith or church,
or we could organise an alternative Light Party, celebrating Jesus
as the light of the world.

C S Lewis provides a helpful balance for us: ‘There are two equal
and opposite errors into which our race can fall into about devils.
One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and
to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them.’ (The
Screwtape Letters).

Rev Paul Hardingham
Parish Pump

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Article Submission deadlines

Articles for this magazine are always welcome. If you have
anything that you wish to contribute please submit them to the
editor by e-mail to suebram@sky.com by the dates listed below:

 Month of magazine    Submission deadline
 November 2019        20th October 2019
 December 2019        17th November 2019
 January 2020         15th December 2019
 February 2020        19th January 2020

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Crossword (answers on page 31)

Crossword Clues

Across

1 The sixth disciple (Matthew 10:3) (11)
9 ‘And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the — — ’
(Matthew 6:13) (4,3)
10 Love intensely (Song of Songs 1:4) (5)
11 From Mt Carmel to Jezreel, Elijah — all the way (1 Kings 18:46)
(3)
13 One of the Midianite leaders who was captured and killed after
Gideon’s victory in the valley near Moreh (Judges 7:25) (4)
16 Metallic element (4)
17 At line (anag.) (6)
18 ‘Cursed is everyone who is — on a tree’ (Galatians 3:13) (4)

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20 Where Samson killed a thousand Philistines with a donkey’s
jawbone (Judges 15:14) (4)
21 He succeeded Moses (Deuteronomy 34:9) (6)
22 ‘When he saw him, he took — on him’ (Luke 10:33) (4)
23 ‘For — is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction’
(Matthew 7:13) (4)
25 ‘The god of this — has blinded the minds of unbelievers’ (2
Corinthians 4:4) (3)
28 Fear or terror (Psalm 31:22) (5)
29 ‘We, who are many, are one body, for we all — of the one loaf’ (1
Corinthians 10:17) (7)
30 Assyrian ruler assassinated by his sons while worshipping his god
Nisroch (2 Kings 19:37) (11)

Down

2 ‘For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made — ’ (1
Corinthians 15:22) (5)
3 ‘After supper he — the cup’ (1 Corinthians 11:25) (4)
4 The request of a man of Macedonia in Paul’s vision: ‘Come — to
Macedonia and help us’ (Acts 16:9) (4)
5 He disobeyed his father Judah by refusing to impregnate his dead
brother’s wife (Genesis 38:9) (4)
6 I veto me (anag.) (7)
7 Fourth king of Judah (1 Kings 15:24) (11)
8 Priest of God Most High, who blessed Abram (Genesis 14:18) (11)
12 ‘I have made you — — for the Gentiles’ (Acts 13:47) (1,5)
14 Implore (1 Samuel 15:25) (3)
15 ‘Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the — , something sweet’
(Judges 14:14) (6)
19 ‘I am the most ignorant of men; I do — — a man’s understanding’
(Proverbs 30:2) (3,4)
20 ‘Sin shall not be your master, because you are not under — , but
under grace’ (Romans 6:14) (3)
24 Native of, say, Baghdad (5)
25 The last word in the Bible (Revelation 22:21) (4)
26 Heroic tale (4)
27 ‘Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you — ’ (John
8:32) (4)

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Dates for your diary – 2019

7th October         Harvest Lunch, 12noon
                    Whitwell Community Centre
12th October        Harvest Supper, 6.30pm
                    St Mary Magdalene’s Church Rooms,
                    Creswell
15th October        Harvest Lunch, 12.30pm
                    St Peter’s Schoolroom, Elmton
15th November       Concert by Shirebrook Miners’ Welfare ‘B’
                    Band, 7.30pm
                    St Peter’s Church, Elmton
22nd November       Christmas Lunch and Stalls
                    Whitwell Community Centre
6th-8th December    Christmas Tree Festival
                    St Lawrence Church, Whitwell

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Local History Corner

Elmton 1912

In 1912, the proprietor of the Elm Tree Inn was Fred Newton
Stubbings (born in Whitwell Parish). He lived there with his wife
Sarah, son, Frederick (aged 7) and his brother, George Cecil
Stubbings. He was not only a publican but a farmer. Although
there is no record of him singing in Elmton Church Choir, we know
that he had a tenor voice and was very musical because, in 1912,
he was a member of the Chesterfield and District Musical Union
Choir. On Whit Saturday that year he went with them to a music
competition in Paris.

The following is a letter he wrote to the Rev. DA Soole of Creswell
describing his visit which appeared in a Parish Magazine of June
1912:

“I left Elmton the Saturday before Whit Sunday for Paris, arriving
there on Sunday morning about 8am. As I crossed the Channel I
witnessed the beautiful dawn of a perfect summer’s day. What a
contrast with our Sundays! In Paris the stalls were set out, shops
were open for business, minstrels in the gardens, flower girls
selling the most beautiful roses and youths selling picture
postcards, all these calling out against one another, it made it
seem like any day but Sunday.

“We escaped it for a time by going in for breakfast, then we had a
walk to Notre Dame, a very fine Cathedral-Roman Catholic. We
climbed up steps which brought us out on the top of one of the
towers, from which we could see all over Paris. It was mid-day!
The bells began to ring out while we were taking in the wonderful
scene. I think every church bell in Paris must have been ringing
just then, the different sounds which struck the ear from near and
far, together with the vibrations of the bells beneath us, and the
swaying to and fro of the tower, which we could feel quite well,
made such an impression on me and my friends which we shall
never forget. I might say here that the great bell, which was rung
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only when a king was crowned in the days when France was a
monarchy, now rings thrice a year on Whit Sunday, Easter and
Christmas Day.

“Monday! The day of days! We, as members of the Chesterfield
and District Musical Union, had very little time to think of anything
but what we came for and that was to do our very best to gain a
place of honour at the International Concours of Music where, I am
proud to say, we gained first both in the test piece and that of our
own choice, which was “Go, song of mine” Elgar and Macfarren’s
‘You stole my love” which evidently pleased the French taste and
gained applause from judges and audience alike.

“When we had finished at the Salle des Horticultures, we had to
wend our way to the Ecole des Garçons, which was reserved for
sight singing. We were entirely lost for over an hour which caused
no little anxiety to us. When at last we did arrive, there were only
a few minutes to complete the contest. Our copies were handed
to us at the door and, almost breathless, we stood before a bench
of impatient judges. In spite of all this we took first prize again.”

To be continued…….

Enid Hibbert

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Anthems of Chrysanthemums

“Do you remember golden days
And golden summer sun?
The sound of laughter in our ears
In the breeze as we would run?”

These lyrics, from the psychedelic pop group from the era of
‘flower power’
Took its name from this work’s featured flower,
With ‘golden days’ and ‘golden sun’ embodying its Ancient Greek
name;
‘Golden flower’; the meaning of ‘chrysanthemum’

The theme that is also touched upon here
Is this cultivar’s seasonal flowering time of year
The symbolic significance owed to this species flowering late,
Is the ‘blooming’ end of summer which its prick-eared petals
intimate

In John Steinbeck’s ‘Chrysanthemums’ (1937) the flowers are
symbolic of the character, Elisa, whose strength is like the stem
but her delicateness is like that of the flower, but, whilst also
epitomising her beauty, the underlying lament is a metaphor for a
fading summer of hope:

Elisa spotted her flowers that the pot mender had cast aside
And, feeling old, she turned her head to hide the tears that she
cried

Of the many different colours cultivated, the basic genus
classification is yellow which, in the Victorian language of flowers,
symbolizes slighted love, as in D.H. Lawrence’s ‘Odour of
Chrysanthemums’ (1909) when the character Elizabeth says that
the chrysanthemums no longer smell beautiful to her, realizing that
she and her husband never did know each other.

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These partly descriptive/partly poetic depictions,
Along with a choice selection of citations,
Is aimed at discovering the anthems of symbolism, running
through
The adopted sentiments of this flower with the golden hue

“Why should this flower delay so long
To show its tremulous plumes?
Now is the time of plaintive robin-song,
When flowers are in their tombs.”
(Thomas Hardy ‘The Last Chrysanthemum’)

Vaughan Clements

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St Mary Magdalene 200 Club

The 200 club is in its 22nd year in August this year and it is still
profitable. The new weekly cash prizes are 1st Prize £30, 2nd Prize
£20 and 3rd Prize £10.00. The two special cash draws (at
Christmas and the Annual Garden Fete) will remain (2 x £175).

We have 60 spare numbers; we need a serious recruitment
programme (60 numbers at 52 weeks gives £3,120 extra profit)

Thank-you for supporting your church. It is a beautiful building and
your contribution will help keep it maintained. Our collectors,
without them the lottery couldn’t operate, are Michele Ellis, Pauline
Orwin, Helle Woodcock, Marlene Frost, Dennis Smedley, Janet
Staniforth, Maureen Deakin and Lewis Marriott.

If you would like to join, for just £1 per week, contact Lewis Marriott
on 07973 823857 or any of the collectors

                Sunday School
          The first Sunday of every month
                at 10.30am in CRESWELL CHURCH

       The second Sunday of every month
               at 10.30am in WHITWELL CHURCH

                   Why not come and join us as we
                   learn about the Christian Faith
                   through stories, games and crafts

                   For more information contact
                   Margaret Froggatt 01909 723342 or
                   Jackie Storr 07776 149986
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For the young (and young at heart)

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NEWS FROM LIMESTONE HOUSE, CRESWELL
     Limestone House is a Charitable Company which aims to
  relieve poverty and unemployment and provides Community
                  Activities and Services including:
the Memory Lane Cafe with a varied menu (all at reasonable
prices). Full English Breakfasts are reduced in cost, only £2.00,
from 7a.m to 9a.m on Monday to Friday and Saturday mornings
from 9a.m to 11.45a.m. In addition, Limestone House provides the
Heritage Centre, Job Club, Monday Music Club (cost £1), Music
Lessons (cost £2 for half an hour on Keyboard, or Guitar, or Brass
Band Instruments or Drum kit), Genealogy Club, Luncheon Clubs
on Mondays and Fridays with free transport to and from home.
Limestone Lunches on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays
(dinner and dessert for£2.70),
Advisory Services, Charity shops (re-cycling), a 2nd hand bookshop,
a meeting place, Training through Work Experience and
Volunteering, Room Hire, (including Breakfast Meetings), Free
access to Wi-Fi computers, Craft sessions, Fundraising, some
School Holiday activities for school children, the Chatterbox Club
on Fridays from 1.30pm to 3pm. Fare Share food, donated by
Tesco, is collected and given away every Friday from 7.30a.m. The
Creswell Co-op also donates food to Limestone House which is
collected by members of the Community. Four Creswell residents
are in part time employment in Limestone House and we currently
have 16 Volunteers giving their time to work for our Community in
Limestone House. Tables and chairs for 16 people are provided at
the rear of the building if their preference is to eat outdoors.
           Opening hours Monday to Friday 7am to 4pm
                       Saturday 9am to 12noon
                              We have a lift
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Phone: 01909 724061          E mail: creswell_res_point@yahoo.co.uk
Registered Office: Limestone House.
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                              A Charity: Number 1128286

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Sir Roger Manners of Whitwell
                  Part 3 - the Wall Monument

On 17th July 1632 Sir Roger was mortally wounded in a fight on
Whitwell Common, probably in a boundary dispute with a
neighbour and his retainers. He was said to have been carried
into the hall dying and folklore has it that traces of his blood could
be seen on the steps for a long time afterwards!

The funeral of such a prominent figure in the county must have
drawn many important Derbyshire people to the church, as well as
his family and his many nieces. The Archdeacon of Derby may
well have officiated, there being no Bishop of Derby then, and with
the Rector of Whitwell assisting. The latter’s name is not known
as some diocesan records were destroyed when Lichfield
Cathedral was bombarded in the Civil War. While we are on this
point it is worth saying that Sir Roger’s death had nothing to do
with the Civil War of the 1640’s as has been claimed. While it is
true that by 1632 Charles I was three years into his eleven years
rule without Parliament (1629-40), thoughts of war were non-
existent. Roger would have been surprised had he heard of the
conflict which began in 1642!

A splendid wall monument, though not over elaborate, was
erected in his memory, as he himself wished. It is partly of
alabaster from Chellaston (Derbyshire) quarries and is one of a
series of about twelve such tombs, including Bess of Hardwick’s
(Derby Cathedral) and his father’s (Sir John) in Bakewell Church.
It shows a recumbent figure in armour, complete with helmet. In
1946 an expert claimed the helmet was a unique survival of the
period, but recent opinion holds that it was added later and is not
of 1632.

If the effigy corresponds with his height, Sir Roger was about five
feet (or just over) and tall for the time. Appearance suggests a
crusty, no nonsense old ‘gent’, though it need not mean that he
was without concern for the village and parish. The plinths at the
base of the columns tell something of his background, the three
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faces of the left hand, one seen from left to right, suggest the
Temple (London), swords and then parliament. On the other plinth
(left to right) a spired church (Bakewell or Bottesford - the Manners
Church), drum and trumpet in the centre and the ancestral Belvoir
Castle on the extreme right. High above is his coat of arms
emphasising his family lineage. While below the effigy is a
somewhat cryptic epitaph which says:

A living academic was this knight,
Divinity, the arts, the tongs, what might
In learned schooles exactly be profest,
Tooke up theire lodgings in his noble brest,
Till death, like church despoilers, did pull down,
Manners true fabrique and the arts renowne

It could mean that although he was academically inclined, other
duties (military?) had taken precedence over schooling and he
mastered the subjects cited through his own wide reading and
study as they “Tooke up theire lodgings” (line 4) and were his main
interest or “true fabrique” (line 6). While “church despoilers” may
mean opposition to the puritans in favour of Archbishop Laud’s
high church ritual. In the not too distant future the monument will
need considerable restoration, costing over £30,000, but it would
also require the renovation of the saturated north wall, costing
another £100,000.

Norman Trott

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Events from the past from the month of October

1st    Bryan Robson is bought by Man Utd for £1.6M 1981
4th    The presidential carvings begin on Mount Rushmore 1927
3rd    Comedian Ronnie Barker dies (76) 2005
5th    First James Bond film 'Dr No' released 1962
6th    Comedy actress Hattie Jacques dies (56) 1980
8th    78.7% turnout in election Harold Macmillan victorious
       1959
9th    Former Tory PM David Cameron born 1966
12th   Former PM Labour Ramsey Macdonald born 1866
13th   General Anaesthetic used for first time in Japan 1805
14th   Battleship 'Royal Oak' sunk by three torpedo's 1939
16th   First Blue Peter programme broadcast on the BBC 1958
19th   Grand National hero Red Rum dies aged 30 years 1995
20th   Australia's Sydney Opera House opened 1973
22nd   BBC founded 97 years ago 1922
24th   Roy Orbison hits No1 with 'Oh Pretty Woman' 1964
25th   Led Zeppelin play their first gig in Battersea 1968
26th   House of Commons reopened after WWII bomb damage
       1950
30th   William Cavendish (3rd Duke Portland) dies Bulstrode
       Park 1809
31st   Statue of Oliver Cromwell unveiled palace of Westminster
       1899

Submitted by Kevin Jones

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Defending St Paul

St Paul has a bad reputation amongst Christian’s today. He is said
to hate women, to be very bad tempered and to write difficult
theology which no-one can understand. This is unfair.

St Paul had the same attitudes as most of his contemporaries
when he said women should keep their heads covered and not
speak in Church. Yet it is clear that he worked with many women
in his churches. Prisca, Lydia, Chloe and Phoebe are all
mentioned as fellow missionaries or Church leaders. St Paul knew
as well as any of us that women are essential to the good running
of any congregation and have a gift for teaching.

Then, yes, he did get angry, but with good cause! He calls the
Galatians foolish (Galatians 3: 1) which they were; they were
abandoning their freedom in Christ to keep the Jewish law. He
berates the Corinthians who were squabbling like children as to
who was most important, and putting up with some pretty sinful
behaviour. Paul loves his churches and cares passionately that
they should be faithful to the Gospel. Of course he gets
exasperated when they slip away. This is a consequence of his
love and his theology is not usually difficult. No-one could say
1 Corinthians 13 is difficult to understand though it is hard to do.
But Paul was having to work out profound theological truths for the
first time, making language describe things it hadn’t described
before. He is a fascinating theologian and scores of books get
written about him every year.

And in the midst of all this he suffered terribly, as we read in
2 Corinthians 11:
“Five times I have received at the hands of the Jews the forty
lashes less one. Three times I have been beaten with rods; once
I was stoned. Three times I have been shipwrecked; a night and
a day I have been adrift at sea; on frequent journeys, in danger
from rivers, danger from robbers, danger from my own people,
danger from Gentiles, danger in the city, danger in the wilderness,
danger at sea, danger from false brethren; in toil and hardship,
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through many a sleepless night, in hunger and thirst, often without
food, in cold and exposure. And, apart from other things there is
the daily pressure upon me of my anxiety for all the churches”.

Would we do that?

At the same time he was travelling around the Eastern
Mediterranean, mostly on foot. There were no cars, trains or even
combis. You walked in a hot climate. Or you took a ship and got
shipwrecked. Paul did all this for 25 years because he loved Christ
so much, and was so driven by the Holy Spirit. He wanted as
many people as possible to hear the great message of the Gospel
and have their lives changed. St Paul was really wonderful!

Submitted by Joyce Lindsay-White

                 St Lawrence 100 Club
There are currently 2 numbers spare for the 100 Club (35 and 36).
If you are interested in either or both of these numbers please see
Pam Reynolds.

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Smile Lines

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she
saw her father donning his dinner jacket, she objected. “Oh
Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.” Bemused, her father asked
why not. The little girl explained, “Because you know that it always
gives you a headache the next morning.”

                    ******************

A little boy was fascinated as he fingered through the pages of the
old family Bible. Suddenly, an old leaf that had been pressed
between the pages fluttered out. “Mum, come quick!” he cried. “I
think I just found Adam's underwear!”

                    ******************

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." –
Winston Churchill (about another MP)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -
Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring
a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston
Churchill. "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...
if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

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Elmton Road, Creswell

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Crossword solution

ACROSS:
1. Bartholomew. 9, Evil one. 10, Adore. 11, Ran. 13, Oreb. 16,
Zinc. 17, Entail. 18, Hung. 20, Lehi. 21, Joshua. 22, Pity. 23, Wide.
25, Age. 28, Alarm. 29, Partake. 30, Sennacherib.

DOWN:
2, Alive. 3, Took. 4, Over. 5, Onan. 6, Emotive. 7, Jehoshaphat.
8, Melchizedek. 12, A light. 14, Beg. 15, Strong. 19, Not have.
20, Law. 24, Iraqi. 25, Amen. 26, Epic. 27, Free

            Bookings for Weddings and Baptisms

Bookings for weddings and baptisms at Elmton or Creswell can be
made by calling at St Mary Magdalene’s Church, Creswell on the
1st Thursday of the month between 6pm and 7pm. For weddings
and baptisms at Whitwell or Steetley please call at St Lawrence
Church, Whitwell on the 3rd Friday of each month between 6pm
and 7pm.

Many people book baptisms well in advance and dates do get
booked up, particularly in the summer months, so please don’t
arrange a Christening party before you have checked with us first.

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From the Benefice Registers

Baptisms
Alayah Grace Norwood
Poppy Isabel Whitehead
Theo-Noah Okachi Kabiri

Weddings
Ellie Benzie and Benjamin Sofield
Sharon Varney and Lee Dominic Holbrook

Funerals
Thomas Patrick Colohan

FROM THE MEMORIAL BOOKS - Creswell

01/10/1997   Olive Smedley
03/10/2008   Jon Paul McNeil
03/10/1976   Agness Jessie Smedley
04/10/2009   Joseph Arhur Plant
04/10/2010   Stanley Waddingham
06/10/2005   Edwin William Sturton
09/10/1970   Norman Sagar
10/10/2002   Richard Webster
11/10/1976   Joseph Davies
11/10/2009   Patricia Mary Russell
13/10/2004   Joy Webster
19/10/2007   Eileen Ann Vardy
20/10/2004   Terry Martin Slack
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23/10/2007   Anthony Downing
27/10/2013   Margaret Doreen Harwood
28/10/2004   Leonard Harry Cook
30/10/2004   Roald Smith
31/10/2005   Brian Howarth

FROM THE MEMORIAL BOOKS - Whitwell

01/10/1977   Hilda Elizabeth Webster        15/08/1914
01/10/1979   Audrey Burton                  12/06/1914
02/10/1981   Grenville Norman               15/07/1923
02/10/1991   Brian Charles Hogg             28/07/1947
02/10/2014   Mrs Christian Clarke           20/04/1922
02/10/2014   Frank Clifford Hobson          11/04/1925
03/10/2004   Sylvia Janet Miles             09/07/1947
03/10/2015   Audrey Maud Mann               22/12/1920
05/10/1996   Blanche Sheldon                18/11/1915
06/10/1993   Hamilton Percy Gibbs           12/10/1909
06/10/1998   George Flowers
06/10/2005   Ethel Evers                    17/03/1909
07/10/1984   Florence M. Bennett            03/02/1914
07/10/1991   Edith May Moore                04/17/1893
08/10/1986   Robert Pearson                 17/08/1903
08/10/1992   Beatrice Barkway               29/08/1912
08/10/2000   Rev. William Hill              27/12/1913
08/10/2001   Esther Cook                    02/02/1921
08/10/2010   June Roberts                   08/06/1938
08/10/1999   Walter Frederick Brown         15/08/1925
08/10/2014   Alexander 'Zander' John Greveson 16/08/1996
08/10/1997   Ronald McGuiness               14/07/1950
09/10/2013   Jean Palmer                    23/02/1933
10/10/2009   Joan Ruth Hopkinson            16/09/1927
11/10/1969   James Newman Blow              27/08/1887

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11/10/1980   John Cartwright                  25/07/1917
11/10/1987   George Ward                      15/04/1911
12/10/1987   Annie Elizabeth Coulson          29/09/1899
12/10/1992   Ina Evelyn Spencer               09/11/1909
13/10/1992   Allan Evers                      08/01/1930
14/10/2000   David Keith Evers                05/11/1930
16/10/1982   Brenda Wheatley                  03/06/1933
16/10/1990   Colin Benjamin Jepson            15/01/1927
16/10/1994   Martin Andrew Clarke             06/01/1951
17/10/1984   Arthur Henry Maiden              09/07/1897
17/10/1992   Ethel Elizabeth Dennett          01/03/1908
17/10/1993   Olive Spencer                    18/12/1912
17/10/2018   Michael David Allcroft           07/01/1958
18/10/1957   Mary Ann Glasby                  10/04/1867
19/10/2001   Keith Wardle                     31/05/1925
21/10/1986   Gladys Ward                      12/08/1906
21/10/1998   James Leonard Holmes             08/11/1913
24/10/1951   Ellaline Clayton                 24/09/1910
24/10/1992   Monica Annie Stansbury           16/07/1917
24/10/1997   Jamie Wynn                       19/07/1974
24/10/2005   John Edwin Smith                 09/02/1929
25/10/1951   Mary Eliza Richardson            30/04/1893
25/10/2005   Alan Smith                       06/10/1926
25/10/2011   Jean Brown                       11/12/1925
27/10/2005   Kenneth Lee                      12/07/1923
28/10/1976   Florence Ada Banks               12/02/1910
28/10/       Edmund Courtney Pearce
28/10/       Alfred Edward John Rawlinson
28/10/       Geoffrey Francis Allen
28/10/       Cyril William Johnstone Bowles
29/10/1990   Muriel Dinah Sternberg           10/09/1906
29/10/2000   Marion Morris                    20/02/1926
29/10/2003   Robert John Thacker              01/05/1983
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29/10/2004   Barry Allsop                     20/01/1938
30/10/1983   Eric Maiden                      27/01/1915
30/10/2006   Shirley Anne Blagg               23/12/1930
31/10/1952   Annie Maiden                     22/09/1897
31/10/2002   Winifred Angela Allen            26/06/1935

                 Bible Readings for October

6th October 2019
     Habakkuk 1:1-4, 2:1-4
     2 Timothy 1:1-14

13th October 2019
     2 Kings 5:1-3, 7-15c
     2 Timothy 2:8-15

20th October 2019
     Genesis 32:22-31
     2 Timothy 3:14-4:5

27th October 2019
     Jeremiah 14:7-10, 19-22
     2 Timothy 4:6-8, 16-18

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